love how the barbie movie fans are split into three categories:
- the extremely long paragraphs of revelation of how hard it is to be a woman
- the kenough/kenergy/horses memes
- allan
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people who are potentially following alice, ranked from most to least likely and also least to most funny:
mr bonzo
colin
needles
michael knifehands
stupid motherfucking jurgen leitner
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i love fics that write The Distortion genuinely not knowing How to Human and getting something egregiously incorrect.
i don't mean appearance-wise, i mean silly mistakes. trying to wipe up a spill with printer paper because it misunderstood what a paper towel is. calling an animal by the wrong name.
describing emotions in a door/hallway metaphor. ("hallway full of bees" sorry, did you mean butterflies? distortion, you are experiencing butterflies.)
it was literally a door it doesn't know this shit!
i think it has some memories attached to "who" it is, thus why it can tell michael shelley's story, but little details like this? the nuance of the human experience? lost on it. too busy hating being even remotely like a who to stop and attempt to model after them properly.
this makes it mildly offputting and that's the goal so it's content <3
also @ distortion shippers this entity does not know how to kiss. gerry/jon/melanie/whoever else is gonna have to teach it how because it will just stand there, eyes open and everything, being a door.
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some shidou and kaiser stuff from last year
comms are closed at the moment but i will be doing sketches in return for donations for supporting those in palestine, more information on that here :]
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@thealogie thea your tags about them being one step away from making sheen-tennant holiday cards? well. they took that step.
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if you like and dont rb this i will block you
boss makes a dollar i make a dime thats why i make out with my video game counterpart on company time. marx said that
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if david tennant wins that bafta for gomens he is obligated by the people to cart michael sheen with him on stage and plant a big one on him. to make sure they're both winners at the end of the day. as a treat.
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