#LOVE it

[chaoticallyfluffy]

Shazam identity reveal AU where the league knew Captain Marvel was a child named Billy since day one but he stubbornly refuses to transform or tell his full name for the whole 4 years he’s been on the team and everyone’s so confused because they know like. 95% of his identity already why is he hiding this specific part?

They start thinking he’s some kind of criminal or had a dark past he’s hiding from them. They know so much about him, though. They know he’s homeless, they know he’s had bad foster homes, they know his parents died tragically and his uncle stole his inheritance. he shares everything. Everything except the one thing that would show he truly trusts them. Why? What have they done to convince him they weren’t trustworthy?

Then. He accidentally transforms back during a battle. Batman instantly scans his face with the facial scanner that’s built into his mask because he’s paranoid as hell of course he has one of those. And he sees exactly why he hid it for so long.

The tension in the air is so palpable that the entire league feels it and they look back and forth between them waiting for the bomb to drop.

Cyborg is the one who blurts it out (he IS a facial scanner)

“Your last name is BAT SON??”

Billy groans into his hands in defeat and Batman sighs, finally understanding why the secret was kept so desperately.

From then on the league refuses to call Billy anything other than Big Red Robin or just Big Robin. Robin but big. they call Batman Captain Dad at every possible opportunity. Whenever Billy does something wrong someone threatens to tell his dad on him then call Batman. The robins last names may as well not exist because from then on they are only ever called Damian Bat-son or Red Hood Bat-son or Stephanie Bat-daughter, except for Red Robin who’s called Little Red Robin or, if they’re feeling brave, the Little Red Cheese. The bat children and Billy’s nicknames become so confusing and meshed together that conversations get very confusing and the names just become interchangeable. The press is convinced that Captain Marvel is Batman’s secret love child within a week.

It gets so chaotic so fast, no one knows how this happened but names mean nothing anymore and Batman is getting a DNA test. So much opportunity for chaos!

#billy batson #shazam #dc captain marvel #dc #justice league #batman #batfam #red robin #batman and robin #Robin #Billy was right to not trust them #Billy’s last name is never used to it’s full potential #the comedy of your last name implying your the son of your terrifying boss who can’t stop adopting children who look exactly like you #or perhaps the horror #it’s all super dramatic and suspenseful #leading up to the big reveal #and then it all descends into pure chaos #love it

[plistommy]

Alpha!Eddie being the town’s freak but having the biggest knot out there. Omega!Steve who really wants to take it, but is also irritated by the alpha…

Queue to hard and loud hate-sex in the school’s janitors closet where Steve gets knotted and feels so full he keeps begging for the alpha to mark him, forgetting all about the hate he has for the man as his omega yearns for the alpha.

And oh does both Eddie and his alpha really fucking want to make the omega his.

#Don’t do much omegaverse over here #BUT SOMETIMES #SOMETIMES IDEA HITS #Alpha Eddie #Omega Steve #Love it #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #drabble #steddie fics #steve x eddie #stranger things #my writing #omegaverse #abo #lemon #steddie fandom #hairfreak

[lucifer-imaginaryfriend]

Omg I love my friend Malice who is my VA buddy

He voiced over this and it is just perfect 😭❤️

#hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel animatic #simple animation #animated #animation #alastor the radio demon #alastor fanart #hazbin alastor #alastor art #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #f word #f bomb #hazbin hotel voice over #voice acting #my friend #so cool #love it

[wayfayrr]

Happy anniversary, dear!! 🎉🎉🎉

It's wonderful to hear from you, I hope you've been rather well. Have you drank water recently, hun? 🌺

For a drabble, can I offer you a choice between some of my personal favorites, Space Song (by the Beach House), or Somewhere Only We Know (by Keane).

If not, that's completely fine! Make sure you're taking care of yourself and taking it easy.

— 🍞

🍞 It's good to see you!!!! I've been well thank you drinking plenty of water and I hope you have been too darlin!!!!

I listened to about five seconds of space song and got slammed in the face by nostalgia of a song I've never learned the name of but used to listen to almost religiously - and it also gave me so so many sky vibes so I ended up writing about an au that @sketchyspook came up with that I've been helping to work on! It's a cryptid au with the rest of the chain to be revealed, however I'll spoil that sky is a fallen angel <3

[masterlist]

Of all the chain to have changed the most since our first journey, sky definitely wouldn’t be high on the list lookswise but the rest of his attitude…It’s upsetting seeing how much he’s changed, going from so lighthearted to almost dead inside. 

“Love are you alright? You’ve been staring into space over here for a while now.”

Not even a response, just silence with a shaky breath every now and then. 

“Would you mind if I sit here with you?”

Still nothing, but if my eyes weren’t lying then there was a tiny shuffle, hopefully it’s permission. Waiting a second more to be greeted with a small pat on the ground next to him proves my hopes correct. Letting me settle into his side, taking his hand in mine and holding it with all the reverence someone as divine as he deserves. 

“Do you want to talk about it?” 

“...” 

“That’s alright then, we can just sit here together until you feel ready.”

“It was late at night when it happened, almost identical to how it is now. I never even saw it coming.”

My hold on his hand tightened, there’s nothing for me to say yet. It’ll take a while to make him smile, even though I’m always on his side. 

“She- she said what I felt for you, how I had - that I was in love with you was wrong. That it wasn’t ‘befitting of an angel’ I - [name], [name] I didn’t even know I was an angel - I, thought I was- was…. I thought I was a hylian.”

A wet sob rips his way out of his throat, my sign to pull him into my arms. Petting his hair as his newly charred wings settle into a comfortable position. Bearing his broken heart into the tender night, as I dried his eyes while he fell apart.

“She - the goddess she said that I was lost and - and tha-at sh- she’d make me fall back into place.”

“[name]- [name] it hurt it hurt so much and it burned… it- it still burns.”

#nostalgia hit me like a FKN TRUCK #/pos #love it #and this was so fun to write #genuinely love working in the lyrics #linked universe x reader #yandere linked universe x reader #yandere linked universe #link x reader #yandere link #linked universe #lu sky #linked universe sky #skyward sword #moss✦writes #anniversary #🍞 anon

[glassrooibos]

FABIAN DON’T DO THAT. THAT’S SCARY.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #fantasy high junior year #illustration #this was so fun #adaine… is this kristens room? #and the immediate DREAD #YOU FEEL #love it love it #Lou plays a great spooky game. #baron from the baronies #honestly? slay from baron #they seem cool actually #let em join the bad kids I think #they’re serving looks #they have the cunty curly wig #love it #Adaine also not catching a BREAK!!!

[postnuclearwar]

*human beings seeing a variety of creatures and critters*

#autism #love it #everything has its place

[groovyace]

Average gotham knights experience (the game crashes not even 30 seconds later). Shoutout to @magnusj the most stealthy redhood player.

[Robin: OK. Let's do this SNEAKY STYLE.

[Robin: Jason NO-]

#gotham knights #tim drake #jason todd #robin #redhood #batfam #batman #dc #the fridge #dc comics #do people... still talk about gotham knights #cus they shouldnt #magnus n i playing and just both getting stuck on air seperately #watching them float a foot above the floor #love it

[mysicklove]

little yuuji cries over the fact that he cant marry you while his older brother laughs like an abosolute maniac. teasing the kid by telling him that the two of you are going to have to move out so that you guys can live life as a "happy married couple" without the boy and it sends the child into a fit of dispair.

of course teasing the child never works out in sukuna's favor, especially when he has to read the vows at the mini wedding for the two of you. you walk down the hallway with a causal white dress and yuuji wears his brothers button up, the sleaves rolled up, but still drowning in the clothes with the biggest smile plastered on his face. sukuna pouts like a child the entire time, gagging when you kiss the boys cheek and are deamed marrried.

although seeing this fake wedding does make him realize that maybe he should start planning a real one soon...

#big brother au #i think when kids want to have little fake marriages it is soooo cute #love it

[lacetulle]

2024 Met Gala | Ariana Grande in Loewe

#ariana grande #loewe #jonathan anderson #fashion #met gala #2024 met gala #style #haute couture #couture #gowns #red carpet #the mother of pearl?? #love it

[entomologize-nonbug]

500-pound stained glass crab sculpture by the late Jackie Leatherbury Douglass and her husband John Frederick Douglass, on display in Baltimore's airport

#whoa #stained glass #on steroids #marine life #love it #art #sculpture #blue crab #crabs

[hamletthedane]

When Shakespeare describes the eventual end of human history as “the last SYLLABLE of recorded time” suggesting that the end of humanity will not be with a bang, a whimper, a gunshot, a sword, or even a breath, but with a syllable - a word….

And the fact that the line ends on the word “time”, which is one stressed syllable past its welcome in the iambic pentameter, suggesting that time itself continues long after human speech (iambic pentameter) has already ended AAAAAAHHHHHHH-

#macbeth #honestly Macbeth’s soliloquy is such a particularly brilliant piece of poetry #the breaking up of the iambic pentameter into increasingly irregular lines #the fact that half of the lines have feminine endings and he’s trying to cram three syllables into one #and also how both ‘tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow’ and ‘creeps in this petty pace’ FEELS creeping and cyclical #love it

[v0idwraith]

Fifteen is the friend who will randomly drop bits of their extremely traumatizing backstory and then move on immediately and never talk about it again

#love it #can’t wait for ‘yeah my planet got destroyed several times once by me but ANYWAY time to run :)’ #doctor who #fifteenth doctor #doctor who spoilers

[kinkswondergirl]

Vintage Kinks wire badge

#the kinks #from my collection #wish I knew if this was a one off #i think it might be #love it

[dykepulpfriction]

butch isn’t something you become, its something you find out you already are and then grow into, hope this helps

#lesbian #dyke #dykepulpfriction #butch #gay #i love posting about butches #dyke posting #all day long #love it #i think ab being butch all day long #it’s awesome

[konigceo]

könig cumming 2 quickly

written by a minor

könig gets all shaky whenever he's abt to cum, n it gets sooo much more intense when he cums early :( he gets worried for a second, worried that u would be disappointed in him for cumming this early on. it's honestly ur fault, u just feel too good that he can't help!!

könig tries his best to make you stop grinding onto him, trying to delay his impending orgasm. but ofc it doesn't work, u were so needy for him all day, and needed his cock right then and there!!! he honestly loves it when ur all over him, he feels so useful to u :(

könig's hands tremble at your hips, whimpering your name out so sweetly, 'bitte, bitte..' he pleads. könig's mind turns to mush, poor guy doesn't even know what he's pleading for :( he's so conflicted, he doesn't want you to stop, but he doesn't wanna cum so easily like a horny teenager :(

it's been so long since he's felt this fucking good, maybe it's the long deployment getting to him. könig spurts his load inside of you, shame coursing in his veins. his mind is racing, not just from the orgasm, but from the pure shame he's feeling :( he's a seasoned colonel, a grown man, yet he comes unraveling at your pussy.

as you momentarily stop, könig utters a quiet apology. 'mein liebe.. i- i'm sorry, i didn't mean to cum so quickly,' he mutters. you reassure him, telling him that you're glad you made him feel that good. könig still feels bad, cumming before you did, so he makes sure you cum an extra 2 times!! he wants to make it up to you, not like you didn't enjoy it ;)

#lala speaks ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ #könig x afab!reader #konig x afab!reader #könig smut #konig smut #könig headcanons #konig headcanons #könig x fem reader #konig x female reader #könig #konig #könig mw2 #konig mw2 #HELP LMAO i wrote this on my camping trip #its very nice out here #love it #i loveeee the beach omg #my hands r freezing tho #its so cold

[deeneedsaname]

Wild Blue Yonder episode really said ‘let’s explicitly state the Doctor and Donna’s greatest fears: the Doctor’s mortifying ideal of being known and then losing someone who knew you, and Donna still doubting that she’s too stupid and too thick and why would the Doctor want her? And then topped it all off with a kiss on her head

#LOVE IT #i wish they had talked moreeeee #doctor who 60th anniversary #doctor who 60th anniversary spoilers #Donna noble #doctor donna #tenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #ten X donna #fourteen x donna #doctor x donna #doctor who spoilers #doctor who #david tennant #catherine tate