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tanglepelt · 9 months

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Dc x dp idea 100

John likes to trick beings to getting himself a good deal and screwing the entities over. So he does this with the new ghost king.

He somehow worded the deal to keep the king in his home realm. You know to keep Danny in the infinite realm unable to attack the earthly realm.

This backfires. And backfires hard. Danny’s home realm is still the earthly one. All John did was not let him back into the realm.

Danny is thrilled. And living his best life. No more council meetings, the paperwork is stuck in the keep, the Observants can’t force him to do kingly duties and above all else. He is passing all of his classes. Scheduled fights with his rogues help as well.

John. Well he’s not having a good time. The Observants are screaming at him, the new king is stuck in earth who knows what he is up to, and he’s had visits from all of Danny’s ghost guardians to yell at him.

John has to break the deal.

Danny doesn’t want to.

When Danny eventually agrees to discuss it. He shows up with a ghost lawyer, sam, and Jazz all in order to secure Danny a good deal. Maybe tucker as well.

Danny wants at least rated M and movie tickets for him and his friends for life, and of course Martian manhunters autograph.

Jazz wants him to get a guarantee that they would leave him alone.

Sam wants them to guarantee ghost protection and end the Giw.

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meowpupp · 3 months

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I know price would let pup-soap fuck puppy-girl but would he share her with Simon?

tw:// hybrid smut, fem reader, overstim, messy sex, 3sum, absolute filth

owner!price who lets owner!simon fuck his cute girls cunt so he can see what a well trained pup feels like.

price sits in the corner of the room, eyes drinking in the scene. simon's hunched over you, nose buried in your neck, inhaling the sweet needy scent that rediateds off of you. hes 9 inches deep, almost brain-dead, the only thing he's able to think about being your hot, tight cunt.

you mewl and whimper under him, thighs shaking as he stuffs you again and again and again. he's thicker than price, stretching your walls to their limit. your whines only grow louder when he presses down on your tummy, making you feel every thick, veiny, inch as he rutts in and out.

simon's ruthless, manhandling your body however he likes. sure, he has a pup of his own. soap is more than satisfying, but to finally get his hands on something like you? a tight cunt trained to take cock like a champ? well, he can't control himself.

your only comfort is price, and even then, the man is mean. taking photos of your fucked out face, of your stuffed cunt as you leak cum all over the sheets. "just making sure simon has some souvenirs. you don't want him to forget how good you were hm? we'll make sure hes got some photos so he can show his pup how to behave."

you end up almost passed out. your cunt long past abused, body twitching and tensing as you cum for the nth time. simon has you pinned ass up, hand fisted in your hair. his other grips your hip tightly, pulling you back each time he slams into you.

a wet squelch sounds out with each thrust, only adding to the lewd atmosphere. you're a mess, cunt drooling down your thighs, staining his bedsheets, joining the mix of cum already there.

"s'fuckin good. fuck," his hips speed up, driving you towards yet another orgasm, "should be grateful you're not mine sweetheart. I'd ruin your poor lil cunt every fuckin night. let my mutt have the sloppy seconds."

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the-witchhunter · 2 months

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DP x DC: Why summoning the Ghost King and Danny when he expects Pariah Dark might literally give John a panic attack

So, this would not be the first time John has summoned something and didn’t get what he expected. To explain that, I’ll have to explain the Newcastle incident, and I will but going to give a brief overview of what the consequences are before dipping into that… because it’s a bit intense

So during a summoning one of the things you need to do is name the being you’re summoning. The ritual and sigils are what brings the being forth. Naming the summoned entity is part of the binding. The binding is what gives you an amount of control over the being summoned and offers protection to the summoner

So having the wrong name means they have no control over what they summoned. Naming the spirit puts it on a leash and muzzles it, having the wrong name is just letting it in without the leash or muzzle

Let’s just say at this point, Constantine’s past experience with summoning would make him super against summoning “the Ghost King” and one of the other magic users like Zatana would have to do it

John would be freaking out the moment the wrong guy showed up, he has some trauma around that. Even if it’s just Danny, this is going to dredge up some stuff and he’s going to have a hard drink afterwards

I will now be going into one of the most traumatizing moments of John Constantine’s life. As such, it’s going to get pretty intense and I’m toning it down a bit

Explanation of the Newcastle Incident Content warning sexual assault and abuse

In 1978 Constantine and his “magic gang” go to the Casanova Club to deal with a bit of a situation there. They arrive and there’s a lot of dead bodies in the basement and a very traumatized girl

Astra Logue’s father was basically a cult leader and an orgy enthusiast. He and his followers did some not so great things to Astra. Astra was psychic, so in her distress she summoned a hellhound named Norfolthing (actually a primordial elemental but that takes explaining) to protect her from the sexual abuse of her father and his followers. Norfulthing proceeded to commit sexual assault against the cult before killing them

John and the Magic Gang showed up to deal with the aftermath. In order to get Astra out of there and get rid of Norfulthing, they decided the best way to deal with this was to “fight fire with fire”

They then proceed to summon the demon/former god Nergal but the ritual didn’t have his name. Right ritual, wrong name. Nergal then proceeded to drag Astra’s soul to hell, Norfulthing raped one of the magic gang

John then spent the next two years at Ravenscar Mental Asylum and only managed to rescue Astra’s soul from hell about a decade later. She was still dead obviously but at least she wasn’t suffering in hell

So yeah

John has some baggage when it comes to summoning things with the wrong name

#dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #John has had a rough life #he’s been through some things #it’s also a big reason John doesn’t use that much magic early on #because if you go in half cocked and mess up you are going to mess up big

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carnevol · 3 days

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#austin butler #gale cleven #callum turner #john egan #barry keoghan #curtis biddick #idk #it's gale's messed up hair #curt's arm on gale's shoulder #john's worried face

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daisydood · 5 months

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why do people actually get mad at rockstar for making john so cringefail in rdr2 like do you think he came out of the womb with rock hard morals and loving his wife?? the game is called red dead REDEMPTION. "ohhh rdr2 ruined john for me!!" do you not know what a redemption arc is

#i feel like you should know how redemption works if youre playing red dead redemption but..#hes so itty bitty in the second game its so funny #except for the interaction when he said he would kill his wife if he could get away with it.#that was messed up #cringefail john marston #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #dc speaks!!#john marston

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nebudaze · 16 days

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#i see i got some followers from mota fandom ty so much😭#I would love to draw more of them #but I don’t have time to draw properly so #pls accept my silly chibis of them instead #i know buck loves to mess buck’s hair up #gale buck cleven #john bucky egan #buck x bucky #clegan #nbdart

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chaoswarfare · 1 year

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dp x dc prompt #67

constantine really should have started using the yearly family reunions to get out of league meetings more often. it’s a little odd watching the people he’d grown apart from wander around talking about the goings-on since they’ve seen each other while he hovers in the corner smoking a cigarette, but beggars can’t be choosers and this definitely beats the alternative.

at least until his estranged stepsister and her husband start raving about their plans to capture and vivisect a ghost, and then start casually chatting about what can’t be anything other that plans to destroy the dimension that holds the fabric of reality together.

maybe he should have just gone to the bloody meeting, because now he’s obligated to either deal with this himself or tell the justice league about it. at least his niece and nephew are willing to help him out.

#dp x dc #danny fenton #danny phantom #crossover #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #writing prompt #writing #john constantine #john constantine is danny’s uncle #the fenton parents are more than a little unhinged #they’re dabbling in the supernatural that they absolutely don’t understand #john has to clean up a supernatural mess #again

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saddest-girl-in-the-whole-world · 10 months

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I think one of my favourite parts about the locked tombs worldbuilding is that an impressive amount of its holes can be explained by going "yeah John was just kinda being weird here" like.

Why doesn't everyone just use guns??? Why is there a space monarchy??? Why didn't ANYONE figure out how to make paper??? Are there cows??? why are we using human leather, John you can FAMOULSY do necromancy on cows SO WHY HUMAN LEATHER?? It's been 10000 years since the whole nuclear disaster, surely by now one could have cleaned up earth, maybe even reversed climate change using their absurd god like powers??? We know that John's magic goes further than what we've been shown, he made (admittedly fucked up) flowers grow before, he can keep the sun running, HE CAN CONTROL THE COWS, even Abigail says that there could be branches of spirit magic we don't even know about yet just because nobody was given the chance to research them like.

John Gaius you stupid motherfucker ARE YOU EVEN A NECROMANCER OR DID YOU NOT BOTHER TO CHECK IF YOU CAN DO MORE???

#SIR GAIUS ITS BEEN 10000 YEARS AND YOU HAVE NOT FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE PAPER #BUT AT LEAST YOU KNOW HOW TO KEEP A SPACESHIP GOING????#WHY DO WE HAVE BISCUITS BUT NO PAPER THIS MESSES ME UP WHAT THE FUCK IS FLIMSY #absolutely terrible priorities #mfer is so mad about cows he forced his people to make leather out of each other instead #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #tlt spoilers #jod tlt #emperor john gaius

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wispscribbles · 1 year

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honey, you’ve got a big storm coming

#ghostsoap #soapghost #soap x ghost #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #COD fanart #my art #fics where ghost shows up to fuck up the ppl who messed with soap >>>>>>>#this file is called uhoh.png

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kaijukebox · 5 months

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Oscar is infiltrating the sketch page, they are both scruffy in my heart and mind 🫡

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No refs today!

But have some context under the cut!

#i hope this finds the malevolent people because I’ve been MIA in the fandom 😅#but also I hope it doesn’t cause all these hugs rn are a MESS while I try to catch up!#Oscar is my new emotional support animal except he’s causing me massive amounts of emotional distress over his well-being #let’s call this the ‘Oscar survives whatever traumas Harlan is about to put him through and Arthur and John get to keep him around’ AU #amen 🙏#malevolent #malevolent podcast #oscar malevolent #john doe malevolent #arthur lester #ft a matcha latte #100hugs2023 #hug 82/100 #hug 83/100

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moonsun2010 · 3 months

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seward test (click for better quality)

#my art #dracula #dracula daily #jack seward #john seward #tunglr making the gif compression so bad #this was supposed to be a head turn exercise but i messed up #and checking if i can maintain consistency since all prev headshots are like static #the hair strand im still proud of tho heehee #his 爱哭痣 (new fave term) heeheehee

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koppaiterocker · 4 months

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Another one of these but it's just me on discord

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tiredgeekgirl · 3 months

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not me at almost 20 years old sobbing over the trolls franchise because john dory spent 20 years alone, thinking that branch if not all of his brothers were dead, and then when he reunites with all of them he gets ignored and none of them want him around or are even willing to give him a hug

#trolls #trolls band together #trolls john dory #dreamworks #brozone #like sure my guy messed up but nobody even wants to give him a chance to change #i need to write a fic about him now immediately #idk maybe it's the oldest sibling in me

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lonewolf638 · 9 months

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