#JUST AS PLANNED

[godmodebeginswithlesbians]

my chicken soup is bright red 🥰

#mia's mumblings #just as planned #its still boiling hot tho so i uave to wait for it to cool down

[winsomeaasim]

#aizen #just as planned #sosuke aizen #bleach tybw #bleach memes #bleach #bleach anime #anime memes #anime funny

[nevesmose]

When Sevatar invites you to join the new Kyroptera but then you realise he also included his mute Raven Guard boyfriend in order to rig every vote in his favour:

#i like to think even the smallest of interactions between high ranking NLs are like this in their minds at least #an excellent ploy Xarglahrghlach but it is in fact I who am in front of you in the line for the refectorium #curses! but you shall one day suffer my wrath Sadistyon #3000 years later he runs up and slaps him in the back of the head when nobody is looking #just as planned #nightlordposting #night lords #wh40k #warhammer 40000 #jago sevatarion #alastor rushal

[yummycrummy]

i hope UCR gets to go frolick in a field of flowers actually instead of being put on a leash. let him experience whimsy. or do taxes and invoice the irs idk your aus like baby sensory videos to me.

In the future maybe once hes calmed down a bit and not be as angry- also that is so nice to hear 😭♥️♥️♥️ glad it does!! ♡

#just as planned #asks #dhmisau

[crazysodomite]

i cant. but how can you call phos selfish when they couldn't have ever known that all these events in their life were constructed specifically to force them into all these horrible positions. did they ever really have a choice

#the 10000 years artbook makes me kind of feel sick #they don't deserve even a passing mention... everyone moved on #of course this happiness is also artificially constructed as part of his plan #they're all happy and get everything they want just so they don't interfere. DAMN #but then again isn't this what phos wanted in the end #everyone got a happy life. even though they were never able to participate or experience it #is it selfish to want to be happy and have your own life not as part of someones plan #you could say it is. in the end they just wanted nothingness #just as planned #being angry. how dare you leave them and forget about them and make them suffer all this time? it IS selfish and vindictive #the greater good is prioritizing the needs and happiness of the many. it all just happens to be part of the carefully constructed plan #i have a lot to think about on artificially constructed happiness #but then again the goal of aechmea was to help his people #but then AGAIN #does the goal justify the means

[farsight-the-char]

Space Marine 2 will come out a bit more then 13 years after the original.

Ultramarines are the 13th Legion.

All According 2 Keikaku.

#warhammer #40k #ultramarines #space marine game #space marine 2 #all according to keikaku #also Thousand Sons in game #just as planned

[pending-trans-action-2]

Audio that makes dogboys wanna breed you (harder)

Ohh noooo that audio has done exactly what I wanted it to oh nooo

#anon #asks #just as planned

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

The problem with [entire concept] is that it doesn't have lesbians (people start posting recommendations to prove me wrong) JUST AS PLANNED. (this is a terrible idea)

#shenanigans #wlw #JUST AS PLANNED

[prawniscuous]

my paul mccartney ass post has been found by the beatles rpf community

#just as planned

[dovesick]

endless night

#animal art #animal comic #penguin art #comic art #artists on tumblr #just a comic about emperor penguins #(they are emperor penguins but yellow didn’t go with the colour scheme loool) #(i tried to make it work just trust me lol) #i keep forgetting to upload here woops #sometimes i don’t wanna draw anthros #i’ve been wanting to experiment again #i have a couple pieces planned #but i also wanna do more horror #rlyyyyy hard to decide lmaoooo

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #laios touden #senshi #Looks like I won't be able to post this on dungeon meshi thursday so instead I will have a fun past/future conversation #This is wednesday me who has not seen the episode yet but I have such a strong feeling that it is going to be extremely special. #*This* fight is what the first arc has been building up to and it has *so* many incredible moments. #We're going to see the chilchuck knife throw! The leg sacrifice! The bones! #Watch them ramp up the quality this episode and go wild with the frantic action of 'oh god our plan is going to shit'. #Hello. Me of the future who just watched the episode. #I knew it was going to be good but that...that blew my mind completely. My high expectations were beyond met. My god. #I'm just speechless at how well they handled everything. The leg. The tension. That ENDING. #If you have not already: PLEASE watch Dungeon Meshi.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

#9/11 #serious post #not a shitpost #this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks #politics #this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it #i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed #because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes. #and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries #we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government #but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation! #a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!! #a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support #so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*??? #well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains #and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel #truth is irrelevant #worse: to the people in charge #truth is a HINDRANCE #'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase #facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations

[pianokantzart]

A little obsessed with the "utterly burnt out & can't quite figure out how to make it work in this economy" depiction of Mario in the concept art.

Look at him. He's so tired.

#You just want to give him a hug and a crisp 20$ #Makes me wonder if they were planning on having Mario with a lot less self confidence at the beginning #which explains the ''Super Luigi Bros'' logo #It would've been a lil weird but I'm also kinda here for it #I'm rolling this around in my mind as an AU #Super Mario Bros #Mario Movie #Mario movie concept art

[a-method-in-it]

You know that Chris Fleming line that goes "Call yourself a community organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates"?

I honestly think every leftist who talks about the "revolution" like Christians talk about the rapture needs to spend a year trying to organize their workplace. Anyone who sincerely talks about building a movement so vast and all-encompassing that it overwhelms all existing power structures needs the dose of humility that comes with realizing they can't even build a movement to get people paid better at a badly run AMC Theaters where everyone already hates the manager.

#method speaks #union stuff #politics #i guess #best case scenario in this plan we get some successful union drives #worst case people realize that movement building is hard #and also explicitly mentioning socialism is counterproductive #mostly i'm just venting #it's only april how is election discourse this unhinged already?

[allysketches]

this drawing started off as tv crowley and aziraphale dressed like their book cover counterparts, but then I got carried away and it turned out... not being exactly that anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️

so... late 80s/early 90s au? (aka. literally the book lol)

#good omens #good omens fanart #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #I wasn't even planning on posting this one #I just started drawing it randomly with no plan bc I wanted a new wallpaper for my phone lol #but I liked how it turned out #so here it is ✨ #crowley looks like james bond meets mafia boss #and the idea of aziraphale dressed like a proper university professor in all but the sneakers is pretty funny to me #bc that's exactly how I dress irl 😶 #also tumblr's image compression absolutely crushed the quality fml

[ponpasta]

this is mostly for me more than anything

#don’t look closely as u can see i didn’t even plan words #i just want them to be happy AUGHHH #my art #miles morales #spiderman #across the spiderverse #spiderman across the spiderverse #atsv #gwen stacy