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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

#gender

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2024 Academy Awards Best Picture Nominees as VHS tapes by @ShawnMansfield

#😩

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just remembered when mozart was briefly my blorbo around age 10

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Have you seen Michael's spotify? https://open.spotify.com/user/mchshe2/playlists

NO I HAD NOT. MICHAEL SHEEN YOU HAVE TO STOP. YOUR MUSIC TASTE TOO SUPERIOR. YOUR SWAG TOO DIFFERENT. YOUR VIBES TOO WELSH. THEYRE GOING TO KILL YOU

#you gotta be kidding me

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everything is so bleak in this world but at least you can accuse old men of being gay for each other. they can never take that from us

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BILL NYE PHOTOGRAPHED BY SELA SHULONI FOR TIME OUT

#crazy cunt going on here

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why does my ass regularly think that I can write a whole lab report in one day

#cant learn lessons. no character development

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I was homeschooled and it was great so 🙄 skill issue

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#so very true

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i like that the most normal piece of beatles lore is that they used to jerk off all together

#fr

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crazy how many old gay dilfs called harry that colin firth has played

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#official relationships that i consider real: one #as in like i don't count my week long 5th grade and 8th grade ''boyfriends'' #but Romances. maybe 7

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an observation on how tumblr talks about shows

#wheres mash? #depends who you ask

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which toe is the star of the foot? if you think it's the big toe, you're a showboating creep. if you think it's the pinky you're a grovelling pest. and if you think it's any of the three middle ones you're a paper-thin contrarian. no substance, no intellect. you're disgusting

#what about webbed

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#gender

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I have this one friend irl who uses tumblr as much as me but we never have shared URLs and instead send each other links to posts over text

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my talent for staying chill and vibing when things don't go to plan is compromised by bitches who cannot handle changes or disappointments and make it everyone else's problem

#older sisters with the emotional regulation of a 6 yr old 🔫