#Incorrect malyen oretsev

[grishaverse-said]

Zoya: between Mal, Genya, Nikolai, and David—if you had to—who would you punch?

Alina: no one! they're my friends, i wouldn't punch any of them!

Zoya: Nikolai?

Alina: yeah.

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[hoovii]

#incorrect six of crows quotes #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #soc #incorrect shadow and bone #shadow and bone #nikolai lantsov #sturmhond #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #nina zenik #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #malyen oretsev #mal oretsev #wylan van eck #alina starkov

[lilisouless]

Mal: It´s true! i saw an unicorn back in Novyi Zem

Alina: Mal...we were starving, tired-

Nikolai: i want what you were smoking

Mal: I saw it! it was with that kid we meet

Zoya: you think unicorns are real? how old are you?

Mal: you are right! its impossible! thanks for telling me that Mrs Dragon Queen with her were demon husband, when are you writing to your zombie raising child? Because my former sunray wife that i was born to amplify would love to meet her and maybe visit my half siren long lost cousin! Maybe i should tell her that her brother is a tree now

Alina: "snikers" Baghra fucked a fish

Zoya: just because SOME crazy stuff exist doesn't mean everything will ,some things are fictional, like unicorns.

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Wylan: Why do you never take off her hat?

Jesper: Molly is very attached to it, it makes her feel complete

Jesper whispering to the horse´s ear: its okay, he is trustworthy, the secret is safe with him

#netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #wylan van eck #nina zenik #malyen oretsev #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #zoya nazyalensky #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #grishaverse spoilers #shadow and bone spoilers #not the unicorn just the other things mal listed #sab incorrect quotes #grishaverse incorrect quotes #shadow and bone incorrect quotes

[sparklewrites1]

Shadow and Bone chart memes

#incorrect grishaverse #shadow and bone meme #shadow and bone memes #shadow and bone #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #grishaverse shitpost #wylan van eck #nikolai lantsov #genya safin #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #matthias helvar #jesper fahey #nina zenik #zoya nazyalensky #alina starkov #malyen oretsev

[kasinonightlife]

Tolya: We call that a traumatic experience.

Tolya: *Turning to Tamar* Not a "bruh moment".

Tolya: *Turning to Mal* Not "sadge".

Tolya: *Turning to Nikolai* And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

#grishaverse #shadow and bone #incorrect quotes #incorrect grishaverse #grishaverse incorrect quotes #incorrect shadow and bone quotes #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #tolya yul bataar #tamar kir bataar #malyen oretsev #nikolai lantsov

[barrel-crow-n]

David: Nikolai, you'll be working with Alina and Mal.

Nikokai: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Nikolai: ...Of people on a team.

#too late to backtrack now nikolai #everyone knows what you meant #grishaverse #shadow and bone #nikolai lantsov #david kostyk #malyen oretsev #alina starkov #malkolina #incorrect grisha quotes

[bubblegumbabycow]

Alina: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Mal: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from Nikolai.

Alina, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!

#mal oretsev #mal #malina #malyen oretsev #alina #alina starkov #nikolai lantsov #nikolai lanstov #prince nikolai #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #shadow and bone #the grishaverse #grishaverse #grishaverse incorrect quotes

[tenebreeghiaccio]

We're planning to do a prequel of Shadow and Bone, and this is an anime art inspired from it.

#six of crows #incorrect grishaverse #incorrect shadow and bone #shadow and bone imagine #grishaverse imagine #shadow and bone #grishaverse #soc #shadow and bone reader insert #kaz brekker #alina starkov #alina mal #anime #netflix #mal #Malyen Oretsev #Mal Oretsev #prequel #shadow and bone prequel #Aleksander Kirigan

[thereisnolumos]

Correcting all the atrocities against Russian language in Grishaverse

I think that I might’ve already wrote on this topic here before, but I can’t seem to find it and I’m continuously bitter with the way my language has been expropriated and twisted in the girishaverse series, so, without further ado, 10 things that infuriated me (and the ones I remembered now, for there are surely more) as a Russian speaking person:

1. The first being the Grisha itself. It’s a male name. A shortened version of the name Grigoriy, to be exact. To call an entire group of people like that is… try switching it to “Johnny” every time you read it and you’ll understand the pain. She could’ve at least try and justify it with some “first ever” character with such powers named Grigoriy, so that’s why they’re called that… but no

2. All the names. Listen, if you’re using Russian names while writing in English (or any other language that doesn’t differentiate between genders) you have two ways:

eradicate the switch completely, giving everyone the male version (i.e. default bcs that’s the world we live in), or

FUCKING STICK TO THE RULES OF THE LANGUAGE YOU’RE GOT THEM FROM. The female Russian last names will always have a vowel in the end. So, it’s Aleksander Morozov and Baghra Morozova (I’m dying to know what name she thought that one is a short version of, for it just doesn’t exist). It’s Alina Starkova. Genya Safina (which should be Evgeniya, bcs Genya is a short version). Zoya Nazelenskaya (her name looks to me as of Polish and/or Ukrainian origins, correct me of I’m wrong. I’m only going off from the Russian language rules), etc.

3. It’s Fyodor, not Fedyor. And it’s Kaminskyi or Kaminskyy, there is an extra sound in the end, not just -y. Actually, for this last name use the name of the President of Ukraine as a guide, their names would be of the same origin, same as Zoya’s last name.

4. You cannot use just any word as a name in Russian language. I know that it’s sort of a thing in modern English language, but it’s not a case here. So, if I recall, there was a character with the name “Privyet” in the books. Which means “hi” in Russian. Don’t do things like that. Please. I beg of you. Fun fact, we have Vera, Nadezhda and Lubov (Faith, Hope and Love respectively) as real FEMALE ONLY names, but no such thing as just taking a word like say “Otvaga - Bravery” and making it a name. Nope.

5. Don’t even get me started on the idiocy that “otkazat’sya” is. It’s. A. Fucking. Verb. Means “to refuse” in a slightly different context that “otkazat’”. There isn’t a single version of the reality where it would’ve made sense to call a group of people by verb. None. If she wanted it to mean “the abandoned” as in “the power abandoned them”, she should’ve called them “otvergnutyye” or “ostavlennyye”. If the meaning is more towards “they refused that power”, then it should be smth like “otkazavshiesya”.

6. They have stressed the wrong syllable in the “merzost’” on the show. Supposed to be the first one. Not sure whether or not she meant to use the word “filth” in regards to the forbidden magic, or if, once again, she just liked the sound of this word.

7. “Kefta” should’ve just been “kaftan”

8. I actually hate that she couldn’t just stick to the names that would’ve been found in Russian empire during the time she drew inspiration from. What is Baghra and Malyen???? Where’d she get them??? I can stretch Baghra as being a very strange short version of the name Agrafena (veeeeery old Russian name, which suits her long life), but it’s a big stretch to say the least. Malyen just doesn’t exist. Mal doesn’t exist as a name (it’s a old version of the word “small” though)

9. What is the word “Tsarina” everyone seems to use in fanfiction where Alina and Aleksander rule over Ravka? There is no such word. There are:

Tsar - the male ruler

Tsaritsa - female ruler and/or wife of a Tsar

Tsarevich - son of Tsar and Tsaritsa

Tsarevna - daughter of Tsar and Tsaritsa

No Tsarina.

10. David’s last name is extremely strange. I assume he’s not of Ravkan origins, from his first name, but Kostyk - is a friendly short version of a name Konstantin. I’m debated over the fact whether or not this form of this name has even been in use before Soviet Union actually. I’ve met people with the last name like Kostyukevich and Konstantinov though (there are many last names that originated from first names in Russian language many, many years ago. But there are rules for the ways they were formed)

Feel free to add all the ways Leigh Bardugo butchered other languages and cultures in this series

#grishaverse #russian language #slavic languages #shadow and bone #aleksander morozov #alina starkova #genya safina #baghra morozova #malyen oretsev #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone series #incorrect shadow and bone

[elysiawynters]

It’s okay to have ship wars over Shadow and Bone (ex MalxNikolai) But it is not okay to have ship wars over Six of Crows. They are soulmates and that is not to be trifled with

#incorrect shadow and bone #leigh bardugo #six of crows #kaz brekker #shadow and bone #inej ghafa #wylan van sunshine #jesper fahey #nina zenik #matthias helvar #alina starvok #nikolai lantsov #malyen oretsev #Darkling

[malsdarkling]

Mal: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Alina: I’m “a couple of things”. Nikolai: I’m “got distracted”.

#shadow and bone #malkolina #incorrect quotes #malyen oretsev #alina starvok #nikolai lantsov

[the-massive-simp]

Shadow and bone modern AU headcanons

warnings: slight spoilers for the trilogy

Mal with septum piercing

Energy drink addicted David

Sturmhond(Nikolai), Tamar, Tolya and the rest of the crew saw EVERY. SINGLE. one piece episode twice

the Darkling is a boomer lmao

Genya dies her hair really often

Zoya wears Doctor Martens even if it's summer

NIKOLAI WITH EYELINER I WILL NOT TAKE CRITICISM BYE.

and im not talking just about normal black liner

he goes that extra mile with colors and glitters

genya taught him lmao

Alina had a one direction phase and you can not convince me otherwise

*her and Zoya fangirling together*

Tamar wears flannel shirts (aka the lesbian anthems)

STURMHOND CREW GOES TO PRIDE EVERY YEAR

NIKOLAI AND TOLYA LISTEN TO EMINEM WHILE WORKING OUT gym buddies

Nikolai definitely has at least one tatoo (I see this in canon grishaverse tbh)

next one is kinda inspired by a video I saw the other day on tik tok but I can't remember the person who made it

everyone had a little of a crush on Nikolai. EVERYONE

Alina, Zoya, Genya, Mal

even Tolya

then he realized he's vibing with asexuality and aromanticity

the only ones who were safe are Tamar and David

this was really fun to write, might to a part 2 later. check my profile for the six of crows version (pt 1, pt 2 and pt3)!

#shadow and bone #incorrect shadow and bone #shadow and bone headcanons #modern au #nikolai lanstov #zoya nazyalensky #alina starkov #malyen oretsev #genya safin #david kostyk #tamar kir bataar #tolya yul bataar #sturmhond

[hoovii]

#nina zenik #nikolai lantsov #sturmhond #alina starkov #wylan van eck #malyen oretsev #mal oretsev #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #incorrect six of crows quotes #incorrect six of crows #six of crows #soc #incorrect shadow and bone #shadow and bone

[lilisouless]

Alina: Nikolai doesn’t hate you

Mal: remember that time i almost drowned?

Alina: i lost count

Mal: well, when i turned out to be fine, he feel on his knees and screamed on despair. He wasn’t being dramatic or an asshole, he genuinely looked like his dreams had scaped from his hands, so yeah, he probably hates me

(Two months earlier)

Tolya pressing Mal’s chest: help! He is not responding!

David: does anyone else know CPR?

Nikolai: i do (takes Mal’s head) this is my chance…to save him…i only do this to save his life

Nikolai: because I am amazing, doesn’t mean anything beyond me being a hero

Nikolai: it’s not a kiss, it’s a perfectly normal life saving technique that happens to require pressing lips

Nikolai: so there’s nothing wrong with it,my mind is set on saving Mal and not whether his lips are soft or not…like why would want to kiss Ma-

Mal: “coughs”

Tolya: phew, he is fine! You didn’t have to-

Nikolai: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

#netflix shadow and bone #Nikolai Lanstov #malyen oretsev #leigh bardugo #grishaverse #grishaverse incorrect quotes

[ryoryeonggu]

Mal: I've always been a little anxious. Mal: Then I died. Mal: Which did NOT calm me down.

#mal oretsev #malyen oretsev #shadow and bone #sab #incorrect quotes #sab incorrect quotes #shadow and bone incorrect quotes #source: julie and the phantoms

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

Mal: Can you be bothered to remember my name?

Sturmhond: Can you be bothered to remember my title?

#THAT scene in a nutshell #you cannot tell me this exchange didn't happen #mal oretsev #malyen oretsev #nikolai lantsov #sturmhond #king nikolai #shadow and bone #shadow and bone s2 #sab #shadow and bone season 2 #sab netflix #incorrect shadow and bone #shadow and bone incorrect quotes