#Idk who she is but she's GOATED

[mispatchedgreens]

more tre shounen manga chapter covers!

some notes: 1. xu da's blade here is the dadao, or the big sabre. i swear this isn't a pun, it's different da characters. 2. the background is refencing a specific early 13th century painting, ma yuan's 'scholar viewing a waterfall'. (go look at the original, zoomed in, at the met museum site). 3. the abacus and the suanpan coexisted historically across the world from each other, but if one inspired the other is unclear (according to my shoddy research)

#the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world #xu da #wang baoxiang #my art #drawing those pine tree branches probably one of the most relaxing things I've drawn in my life #as you can see I'm still struggling w rendering skin and i will continue! to do so! #also in this bout of unprompted research i found out that the real historical figure xu da lived until his 50s and he too was a total GOAT #do with that what you will #idk what protected yous from me titling wbx's one as supermassive black hole and thus continuing the twilight jokes #but it happened so rejoice i guess

[broodygaming]

The little one on the left is low key trying to remember how to lay down haha. All these new limbs are confusing!

#who is melody calling for? no idea lol she’s been a goof #maybe her son from last year but idk #farming #goats #homesteading

[dailykugisaki]

Day 121 | id in alt

They're recreating something that happened on a mission. Gojo is invested. Fushiguro? Lightly shaken.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #itadori yuji #fushiguro megumi #tokyo trio #gojo satoru #no Itadori's were harmed in the making of this #YALL IM STRAIGHT UP WRITING SHIT FOR KUGISAKI NOW THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS AS FUCK #when did this freak who shows up for a collective 20 minutes become my source of serotonin #idk but i wouldn't have it any other way shes amazing and if gege cant figure out his shit then im hitting him with a train #my mind is so enlarged rn y'all #update on the goats theyre being freaks again theyre stupid af #i was brain rotting a lot #i was doing a lot of shit the past week it was insanity but its always gonna be worth it to make any life better #anyway i need gege to relinquish his rights to Kugisaki Nobara bc i have a maddening amount of ideas for jer #also like how in the hell is Fushiguro's soul so strong it made me narrow my eyes #like good for him i guess but still #Kugisaki is fighting herobrine as we speak

[bonesmarinated]

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#w.i.p #predator #predator stuff #he has no cattle nor goats but he has cooler stuff okay #this is actually the same guy who looking at the crocodile i drew a while back #just chilling #what his name idk yet #no she not gonna tell anyone about their rendezvous #if i never finished this consider i'm dead

[onbearfeet]

Met a new neighbor tonight, started talking about work.

Me: So yeah, I'm trying to work my way toward something more stable, especially because I have a queer nibling in Texas who might need a place to land.

Neighbor: NIBLING?

Me: Yes?

Neighbor: Is that one of your millennial words?

Me: (wondering what age I look rn because "millennial" sometimes means "kid" and it's too dark to see the gray in my hair) Not ... really? It's a gender-neutral term for, like, nieces and nephews. Like sibling, you know? If you have a brother and a sister, then you have siblings?

Neighbor: Yeah, but what's a nibling?

Me: In this case, it's one of my brother's kids. He has four of them.

Neighbor: ???

Me: One of them is ... kinda figuring some stuff out, gender-wise, so I'm using gender-neutral language for them until they ask me to use something different. Just giving them space, you know? They're a kid, they need some time. So: my brother has four kids, and I have three nephews and a nibling. (Decides not to mention bff's kids, whom I have also adopted as niblings.)

Neighbor: That's...

Me: (smiles desperately)

Neighbor: That's really kind of you. I've never even thought of that. That's a really good way to let them figure it out for themselves, you know?

Me: Exactly! It's not like I can figure it out for them, right? So I'm just holding space for however it shakes out.

Neighbor: They're lucky to have you.

Me: I'm trying. That's all I can do, right?

Neighbor: Nibling. That's a GOOD word.

Me: Yeah, I like it.

#sometimes it's nice here #niblings #goat nibling #it's amazing how far my cis ass can get with people on trans stuff by sounding mildly confused but very well-meaning #sentences like “I'm not an expert on X's gender but if anyone is it's probably X?” serve me well #also “idk I'm going by what the actual doctors say since they're doctors and stuff” #big “i don't expect you to know everything but i do expect you not to be a dick” energy #i learned this from my midwestern grandma who was also a moderately legendary local journalist #moderately legendary for getting people to tell her EVERYTHING presumably bc they assumed she was dumb #narrator: she was not in fact dumb

[existencebringsonlypain]

I was having Feelings so I put them into the child. sadness awaits.

They curled up on the not-quite-grass, glaring at their gauntlets.

Slowly, they turned their right hand over, gaze unbroken. They growled at it.

...

No, they didn't.

Their shoulders hiked up, and they slid off the armor obscuring their hand. They held their palm out for a good chunk of time, willing something to happen.

It didn't.

They forced out a breath and took the other one off, rubbing their hands together against the cold air. They don't know how Susie does it.

Maybe they just had to be warm?

They breathed on their hands and held them out expectantly.

Nothing happened.

They would have sobbed, but they're not one to make noise, so they just inhaled sharply.

Just one thing. Just, just one spark, just so they know they can. So they're not useless, so they're not just the human living with the boss monsters.

They just needed a flame.

And yet, their magic stat remained stagnant.

They curled up closer to themself, bare fingers making their way up to their hair. They went to hold onto their horns for reassurance, but their headband is gone. Instead, they redirected themself to their shawl, rubbing it repetitively. They wished it was big enough to cover them.

"Kris?"

They looked up at the crude facsimile of Azzy and hissed, except they didn't, because they're human. "Don't talk to me right now."

Ralsei glanced up at nothing, like he always did, before putting on a smile and kneeling in front of them. "Would you l-"

"I said don't TALK TO ME," They burst, and Ralsei flinched away. They didn't even feel guilty as he sped back into his castle.

They pressed their palms together, and nothing happened.

Not even in a world made of magic can they manage to conjure up an ember.

They're only a human, after all.

#kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #deltarune kris #nutdealer posting #if it isn't obvious‚ they're pissed that they're not a goat who can cast fire spells #(i imagine in deltarune magic still exists in the light world‚ tori just doesn't want kris to feel insecure so she doesn't use it) #deltarune #utdr #writing #my writing #my fic #my fics #fanfiction #fanfic #short ficlet #one shot #ya for some reason ive been really struggling with writing in the past tense #isk i guess for some reason i'm better at second person present tense. or mostly just present tense #idk*

[katya-goncharov]

there should be an extra doctor who christmas minisode where the fourteenth doctor & donna get to burn down the gavle goat

#rose spends too much time on tumblr and she makes the mistake of daring them to do it #and the doctor is like oh i'm SURE we can do it if we can just caaarefully manoevre the tardis past security #and then they end up having to flee the swedish police and also probably some aliens who were hiding in the goat. or something #idk this is a post that should have gone straight to drafts probably but i'm in the mood to post it so whatever #(sorry this is my autism brain connecting two things that are not connected whatsoever just for funsies)

[piningpercussionist]

literally my favorite blog on tumblr. Ur perfect at being Kim Pine and I love the little notes it the tags :3

(^ this is me at you rn)

Thank you so much <333 it seriously means the world to me that people love/like my Kim stuff. AND to know that some of yall actually read my silly little notes

I try to keep her as in character as I can, and I feel I have been largely successful, for the most part. I feel like she comes fairly naturally to me- I only occasionally hit snags,, but usually that's just because I'm high or something and am overcome with the desire to Maximize The Silly shfgkjshjld She's so serious though, usually. I love her <3 I love getting to be her for The People

#im never sure how many of those little notes get read but i love leaving them. little insight into my Unhinged Mind. or my day sometimes #not all of them make it into the final post- sometimes i go ''hm perhaps that is too many notes'' and remove some-- or decide they didn't + #+need to be there for whatever reason. but yeah i like leaving them for people #ooc #txt #asks #anon #im like one unhinged moment away from making ANOTHER kim blog one of these days you guys dont even know #((it would be future kim... i want to write about The Goats. I'd /j but I'm not joking. it would be a kimona blog basically sdkjfshj)) #((want to live my ''they have goats in the future'' truth and no one should be allowed to stop me)) #idk if I'll do that though. I still haven't opened the werewolf kim blog (cause yes that does exist. i've actually given a very big hint at #+the username for it here for people that have ALL the hints... but only two people know about it I think) #((as i write this actually i am. unsure if i explicitly told the second person the username for that one.... for people who didn't receive #+the hints from before or need/want a reminder- I am Genuinely Shocked it wasn't a taken username w the userbase of this site- and it's + #+also a song reference. I feel like it's findable w that :3c )) #but yeah. like i have said in the discord a couple times now: i am she and she is me. I love getting to be Kim here it's great #i love and relate to her a lot. she is deeply beloved

[dirt-str1der]

Fruit’s basket au where saejima turns into a tabby cat majima turns into a beautiful feminine white snake and kiryu turns into a full on silverback gorilla. “shouldnt he turn into a dragon to match the zodiac?” No kiryu is the main character so hes the monkey , nishikiyama is the dragon but he hasnt ascended yet so hes still a koi

#Yakuza loveblog #also ive only watched like five episodes of fruits basket #lets see ... i wanna make nishida the rabbit but hes so strong and dependable he should be the horse #theyre scared of snakes right ... majima should bully him #haruka is the dog because she would be so cute as a ouppy #tanimura is the hog for obvious reasons #akiyama hmm maybe the rooster because of his crane symbolism #ox — ryuji rat — mirei goat — daigo rabbit — idk maybe sayma because of her weak heart. idk who should be the rabbit #oh wait rabbit should be haruka because she is so good at jumping around. dog should be mine because he is loyal to a fault #mirei is the rat because shes just like my insane sister #and because snakes eat rats i thought it would be funny for majima to constantly avoid her

[immamapletreekid]

person who thought going through 3hopes support dialogue on a work night would be a good idea

#HUBERT VON VESTRA THE CHARAVTER EVER IM #GOING TO DJFJEWGRJSKSFJFHAJAKÀAÄ #I NEED TO DIG UP THAT ONE POST I SAW WHERE OP PERFECTLY SUMS UP HIS CHARAVYER AS #SOMEONE WHO IS FIRST AND FOREMOST MOTIVSTED BY LOVE #BC THAT IS THE TRUEST THING EVER THEY ARE THE ONLY ONE EVER TO GET HIS CHARACTER #i will die on the hubert lysithea siblings hill I WILL STAND AND FALL HERE #BC SHE REMIDNS HIM OF HIS LITTLE SISTER ;OoOO;;O #SO HES SOFTRR KINDER PROTECTIVR OF HER #HIDIJG THE VEGETABLES IN MEALS SO THEYRE UNDETECTABLE SO THAT SHE WILL HAVE A BALSNCED DIET AND STAY HESLTHY #ADDIGN GOAT MILK AND SUGAR TO HER COFFEE SINCE SHE INSISTED ON DRINKING TO MSKR IT SWEETER FOR HER EVEN THO YKNOW HIM SND COFFEE #pls theres so much i want to say about huberts relationship with all the beagles #edel aside im still obsessed w his supports w ferdinand and beradetta #lins as well bc i laughed so hard #but also his b support w edel in 3houses... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆ #havent even gotten to byleth yet my hands are alresdy shsking #huleth is one of my favourite byleth relationships ever idk if its platonic or romantic theyre so #hubies somethign something if i had two lives i might devote one to you FUKCING WHAT ARE U KIDDING ME #casually drops the mkst jaw dropping soul shattering rawest realest line ever #HULETH THE WORLD HHHHHHHHH #theyre so silly. the sillies bc yknow what i think theyd enable each other to be. worse #but also they would be like them two againsy thr eorld theyd be so soft #i have the most specific huleth dynsimic in mind there are NO FICS SO IM DYING OF STARVATION #im verh grateful for all the incredible fics of byleth w the 3 lords #i reread the same claudeleth oneshot every month its healthy attachment #fe3h my beloved <333 have over 150 hours logged onto the game so fsr i havent even started azure moon run yet #still on crimson flower im taking my time bc its almost vattle at gronder field again and im still #recovering emotionslly from going through it in verdsnt wind #I DONT WANNS RUN INTO CLAUDE I DOTN WANNA DVORIWJSFKDNKW FLAHF DIMI #thinking about heo there are ppl in thr world who play through fe3h think yea what a cool gsme and #dont proceeed to obsess over it continuously for over a year

[roadcircuses]

haven’t been able to draw because of my Brain. this is my trollsona i have info in the. tags

#my art #homestuck #lusus is like half goat half caterpillar #idk if that’s allowed idc it’s homestuck who give a shit #she’s just me trollified idk. #the sign on the pocket is wrong i think. i drew this a while ago. sylph of void. netkind #and she is jade also #trollsona #my edits

[jellybathing]

#piccrew girl i decided to keep . idk her name but she is friends with my goat girl who lives in a trailer …..

[attackradish]

Thinking about last night’s Horrible Nightmare, and now that I’m not dealing with The Horrors face to face there’s actually some silver linings here. Like how one of the things I wanted to do to escape said Horrors was to message my friends.

And there’s just something cool about feeling so safe with my friends that I dream about it is nice. This has to be a sign of good mental health right? Bad things are happening but you know who my subconscious trusts? Them.

Also got to see my dead dog again which was fun. She only shows up in nightmares and it’s always the Main Problem, but it’s nice seeing her. She’s not the Horror, the horror is that she’s been brought back by unnatural means and the resulting problems.

#Vent.tw #So I got in a fight with my parents ok? #And they don’t just send me to my room. They send two of our former goats down with me. Tucker and Harry #Harry kinda disappears after a while because I’m distracted by Tucker. Who’s shedding every time he moves #Coarse hairs everywhere. There’s practically clouds of the stuff coming off of him #And it’s a Bad Texture so I want him gone. Then my parents come back for the goats and ask where Harry is. #We can’t find Harry anywhere so we go outside. And my dog is there #I take photos of her because she’s supposed to be dead and IDK how much longer I’ll get to see her. #She’s still old and stiff but she’s happy. And we follow her along this rope bridge to a hotel in a tree #Go into the elevator and on the second floor is my whole family gathered along the walls (they went first) #There is a giant glowing red pentagram in the middle of the floor. #The devil is standing against the far wall behind a table with the missing goat. And informs me he’s raised my dog from the dead #And if I want the goat back I have to kill her again. #So I thought for a while and realized I didn’t really care about the goat and I’d rather my dead dog stays alive #And then the devil says sure and tries to leave with both the goat and some random toddler. But we get the toddler back #Because she wasn’t part of the deal and we grabbed her from him before he left #And then I go down the hotel hallway and hide in the bathroom and try to message my friends for help #But I can’t think of any of them who aren’t performing witchcraft on a regular basis. Except for maybe Alex #And then the devil (who was dead. IDK how but he died) comes back to life in the body of a squashed spider. #So I try squashing it again and run for help. And then wake up #Awful. Don’t recommend 1/10

[lonely-cereal]

so me and my bestie may have made a kinda detailed TPN X breath of the wild AND sorta ocarina of time AU

(stuff in the tags bc it's SUPER messy rn)

#the promised neverland #yeah uhm #Botw Is such a goated game honestly #So we have two options #The trio + Phil maube(?) as the Champions. All unique abilities. Besides Norman he's Mipha #We had an idea about ray being the son of yiga clan Isabella or a Rito instead of Emma who is either a Rito or random girl #ORRR Ray as Zelda became we like giving him family issues and abuse #Emma as link but a TALKATIVE link #Norman as one of the Champions #Emma is NOT Zelda no ma'am #I could see ray as link MAYBE??? #Norman can't be link no sir #Or Zelda. She was too like?!?!?! idk not Norman vibes really #For ocarina of time though #link is Emma so far? #Ganon is one of the main baddies #Peter Isabella or legravalima #do you like saria guys

[boy-armageddon]

in a the vogue-y mood. one of my fave pics of all time btw what the hell are any of them (especially whitney (far right. like it looks like they stuck tape on him but its prooobably leather but yknow)) wearing here

#found this on last.fm... its so awesome #btw i support their kinda dumb outfits and whatever. im presuming devin welch and hannah blilie are wearing on their necks?? looks like the #im drawing a blank on the guy in the back who also has a neck thing so thats why i didnt say anything #also. is whitney wearing a scarf?? i genuinely cant tell the image isnt too high quality #btw hannah blilie i looooooove u. so much. she's always awesome and her drumming is goated #evil neighing compilation #also love welch's pose here. if i didnt know better id thing this was a group of gay teens in the 90s #well. it sort of was or at least hannah blilie is gay. idk about the others #well im very sure whitney isnt gay LOL but yknow #the lgbtq+ community has forgiven johnathan whitney

[55szn]

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max verstappen x fem!reader smau

summary when max and y/n adopt a black cat and everyone thinks it’s bringing him bad luck, they are determined to prove them wrong

warnings none i think

fc various girls from pinterest

notes requested!💘 loved this so muchhajska (excuse my poor editing skills on this one lol)

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