#IMMA DO EVERYTHING IT TAKES!! TO MAKE SURE HE GETS OUTTA THERE!

[multifandomslxt]

BESTIE I NEED FUCKABILITY FOR 127 NEEOOWWWWWW

😭😭

PLEASE

This was sitting in my drafts finished and everything y'all.

MDNI

NCT 127's F*ckability scale

How likely it is that they'll fuck you based on the following...

Taeil

Cooking for him: This translates to wanting to have his kids and take his last name. This is some wifey-type shit baby. He WILL fuck a child into you.

F*ckability 11/10 Will Happen

Playing in his hair: depends. if he's tired he's going to fall asleep but if you know good and well this man minding his own business and you come to play in his hair he's giving you backshots on the floor

F*ckability 6/10 Likely

Taeyong

Calling him Baby boy/ baby/love: This is what I call the rare inevitable fuck because you cannot delay this one baby. He created the sentence "Fuck you into the mattress"

F*ckability 100/10 YES. IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

Being extremely knowledgeable on something he's interested in: A mouthful I know but not to worry that's not the only thing that's gon' have your mouth full lmaoo. He loves it when intelligence is displayed. Teaching him = seducing him.

F*ckability 10/10 Will Happen

Johnny

Literally just being shorter than him: Self-explanatory. Just struggle to reach the top shelf once and you'll see how just fast he's ready to help and to fuck you into oblivion. He loves that shit man, makes him feel needed.

F*ckability 8/10 Highly Likely

Sarcasm: He loves a sarcastic bitch. let him ask you an obvious question and then you reply sarcastically. He'll be shocked and turned the fuck on. OMFG if you match his energy and be sarcastic to him when he's being sarcastic to you??? Fuck outta hereeeeeee!!! I'm so serious when I say he takes it upon himself to fuck the sarcasm out of you. In other words...he fucks you dumb.

F*ckability 12/10 Will Happen

Yuta

"literally anything"

Eye contact: We all know he likes to stare MFS down. His gaze is piercing I'm sure we've all seen that by now so when I say eye contact I mean how long you can hold his stare. so if you're shy and can't hold his stare he's fucking you. If you can hold his stare...he's still fucking you lmaooo. So it's inevitable just meet his eyes for a millisecond and you'll see.

F*kability 12/10 Will Happen

Sleepy/Morning voice: Just stop. shhhhh. I can confidently say a sleepy/morning voice would make THE NAKAMOTO YUTA harder than a rock and he IS going to tell ask you to fix it.

F*ckability 1000000/10 Will happen (just spread them cheeks and call it a day)

Doyoung

Taking care of him: Specifically when he's sick. My God. you're feeding him soup and the whole time he's just plotting how hard he's going to fuck you once he gets better. Imagination so damn vivid he can hear the sounds of his balls meeting your pu- lemme stop

F*ckability 9.5/10 Extremely Likely

Praising him: Who doesn't like praise?? Hehas a praise kink (you didn't hear it from me)

F*ckability 10/10 Will Happen

Jaehyun

I honestly don't even know what to write here...this man is turned on by any and everything you do once he likes you. He's also always down to fuck so imma just say

F*ckability 14000000/10 (never dropped btw it's been here since he hit 18) WILL HAPPEN JUST NAME THE PLACE AND TIME

Jungwoo

Using his shampoo/cologne: Oddly specific but he loves it when you smell like him. He's obsessed with it actually. He licks you when you do this btw but once again...y'all never heard it from me.

F*ckability 6/10 Likely

Sitting on his lap: 5 minutes tops before y'all are fucking. He's just always horny and for you to sit on his lap knowing this??? yeah he's fucking you dumb <3

F*ckability 9.5/10 Extremely Likely

#nct 127 #nct smut #nct imagines #nct yuta #nct fluff #nct fanfic #nct doyoung #nct dream #nct scenarios #nct taeyong #nct jaehyun #nct jungwoo #nct taeil #nct johnny #nct mark

[badchoicesworld]

hello !! i love the way you write :] !! i was just wonderin if you do requests for 42!Miles ? it's no problem if you dont but if you do id be so grateful for one with a masc reader :'D reader is an artist like miles or could maybe be his spiderman as well ? thank you !

miles 42 w/ an artistic spider-reader !

earth 42 miles x masc!reader

i’ll be the first to admit that i was a lil stumped since we don’t know all too much about wiles, but i did some digging and figured he’s gonna be around 17, vigilante and there’s a lot of things in his design that helped me figure out his personality (i think, anyway. please for the love of god don’t let my education be in vain)

wasn’t sure if you wanted platonic, general shit or romance so i just sprinkled a bit of everything in this because we need more masc fanfiction out there (fun fact, i write fanfiction but i do not read it)

if this is just shit lemme know and i’ll go missing <3

warnings: none

pairing: miles 42 x masc!reader

requests: OPEN RAAHH

it was so fucking hard to find a half decent cap of this man

★⋆ ⋆☆⋆ ☠︎︎ ⋆☆⋆⋆★✧

AIGHT if you’re to become earth 42 spiderman then it’s likely under the same circumstances as miles 1610. or, who knows, maybe there’s another radioactive spider hanging about somewhere that bit you

REGARDLESS imma go ahead and say that this bite is gonna be a recent thing, otherwise NYC wouldn’t be in such a state

unless you just like people to suffer idk

you and miles are friends before the bite, can’t imagine he tolerates a lot of people now with all the stuff he has on his mind so you’re a long time friend, maybe more

miles is the guy you go to straight away with this, if you’ve discovered you have these incredible powers and suddenly heightened senses

just imagine the revelation when you realise what this can mean for the world

spider-man wasn’t a thing in this dimension, so you’re a completely new beacon of hope

earth-42, if you haven’t seen the test animation, seems pretty corrupt and fucked

miles and uncle aaron seem to be a vigilante pair that steal things like medicine for hospitals, maybe because the state of the world just means they’re short of resources, or it’s being led by a really disgusting government

miles 42 is a good guy . you cant change my mind

miles has been the prowler for however many years at this stage, uncle aaron being his right hand man in operations

regardless of how close the two of you are, this is something that he’s kept hidden from you if he can help it

but all of that is just recklessly discarded when he realised you can help, it’s new hope, and he’s desperate

he’s still incredibly discreet when talking about it, especially when you two are in his home

the last thing he wants is to get his mother involved, that woman means the world to him and he’d die before she was exposed to this stuff

but let’s assume you two take on this role together, young vigilantes that have to make things in the world right

it’s a secret that you two have sworn up and down about never telling another soul, no matter what

miles is the prowler and you’re spider-man, go make a difference

while you guys are vigilantes together, you are still kids. minors, whatever

so, yeah, you do still get to go to school and live the best of both worlds if you’d like to

you take the same art class together, you’re both acing tf outta it because i said so

but let’s be honest, miles 42 is way more stern and focused, he might have been like the other miles we know at some point, but not anymore

his design is all sharp and rigid, hatched- this is a reflection of his personality

you’ve definitely helped to instil some hope in him, though

you can see him soften up every once in a while, and god knows he loves his mum, we love to see it

probably the most domestic thing you guys will get to experience is designing your suits together. naturally, all spider-people are stupidly smart so you can actually contribute to tech design and build things to execute missions more effectively and efficiently

even if you two are boyfriends, things just seem so tense all of the time in that world

unfortunately, earth-42 is a place where you have to have eyes in the back of your head, but you two get to act as that for each other so you don’t constantly have to be looking over your shoulders paranoid

granted, it’s a tough role

new york is in ruins thanks to the unfortunate circumstances, but your dimension has a spider-man now, hopefully you can help the world heal

actual missions can get intense at the drop of a hat

prowler is all about stealth, so recon missions have to be done with serious precision and there is no room for mistakes

especially when it comes to stealing resources for the people, miles isn’t physically willing to let these things sit idle and go to waste when people are dying

it’s life or death, you two have to rely on each other whole heartedly

since miles doesn’t have his own webs, he relies on ropes and harness, but it all changes after you’ve gotten bitten

with your abilities, you two are able to move to much faster and fluently while fleeing a scene, it’s impressive

being caught isn’t nearly as risky thanks to your spider senses

he’s not vocal about it, but miles appreciates you so much

i don’t think that he’s gonna be some overly protective guy when he knows you can protect yourself, that’s just wasted energy and honestly insulting of him

again, even if you are together

he loves you and cares about your safety, you’re the man who’s helping him make the world a better place

he’ll worry if situations become dire, but he TRUSTS that you’ll be okay

you’ve got his back and he’s got yours

when all’s said and done, if something ever goes south, spider-man always gets back up

you’ll lick your wounds (tend to them properly but very reluctantly because you all know there’s so few resources)

probably relies on really gentle words of affirmation at the end of the day, otherwise you two wouldn’t cope

those nights are when he’ll use spanish terms of endearment (masculine), he doesn’t want you to feel neglected in a way

you’ll tuck away your suits together once the days come to an end and silently swear to secrecy once again, before the weight of being teenage vigilantes together takes over and you collapse onto the nearest surface together

he’d be a fool to not feel safe in his own home, especially with you and his mother in it (you too aaron, welcome back)

bonus:

before the world turned upside down, you and him used to get caught all of the time tagging different places with graffiti, Mr Morales was not pleased

if you ever get those peaceful moments of bliss amidst the chaos, your ability to climb walls is really helpful when spray painting up high

you can see just the faintest trace of the old miles, the artist who was completely doe eyed about the future

★⋆ ⋆☆⋆ ☠︎︎ ⋆☆⋆⋆★✧

DID I SLAY ? PLE

#across the spiderverse #headcanon #spider man: across the spider verse #imagine #oneshot #ask #male reader #masc!reader #wiles morales #earth 42 miles x reader #earth 42 miles morales x reader #earth 42 prowler #earth 42 miles morales x you #earth 42 miles x you #earth 42 miles headcanons #earth 42 miles x masc reader

[marvelmusing]

Blood in the Water

Pairing: Billy Russo x Reader

Summary: When Billy goes to get the paperwork for your new life together, Agent Madani pays you a visit. (Season 2 AU where Billy has been living with you instead of Dumont after escaping from hospital)

Warnings: blood, murder, fighting, injuries (nothing really graphic), knives, guns, typical canon themes.

A/N: I finally watched season 2 of the punisher (okay so I only watched the scenes with Billy in but that counts). So I have a few fics inspired by season 2 in the works atm.

My Masterlist

There’s a knock at the door.

Three even raps against the wood.

Billy wouldn’t knock, he has his own pair of keys. Pulling yourself together, you nudge the suitcase over to one side before you move towards the door.

A glance through the peephole reveals Dinah Madani waiting on the other side. Closing your eyes, you hesitate for a long moment.

You could pretend you’re not in.

But you didn’t know how long Billy would be gone. Dinah might decide to wait in the hall, and if Billy returned while she was still here that would be the end of it all.

“Dinah, hi.”

“Hi. I thought I’d come and check on you.”

“Oh thank you.” You pause for a moment, shrugging lightly. “Guess I’m a little shaken by the news. Never thought Billy would be capable of something like that.”

The news had broken this morning. Billy had handed you a mug of coffee and the two of you sat on the couch as you watched the reporters explain that the Punisher was confirmed dead at the scene.

It had all been carefully orchestrated. Billy had roused his men, setting an ambush for Frank when he had tried to take down Billy at the base of his operations. He had lost three of his men that night, but returned home with a weight off his shoulders.

No one would come after him now. He was free to start a new life with you.

He had kissed you softly this morning before he left, cradling your face between his hands.

“Imma go get our paperwork, and say goodbye to the guys.” Another kiss, his smile crinkling the scars on his face. “Then we’re outta here.”

Dinah’s voice pulls you out of your memories.

“You going to invite me in?”

You blink at her.

“Oh, of course.” The smile you give her is apologetic and slightly self depreciating. “Would you like some tea?”

“Sure.”

She shrugs off her police jacket, folding it over her arms before she discards it on the half wall that overlooks the kitchen and living room. Right where Billy always leaves his jacket.

Dinah follows you into the kitchen, immediately noticing the suitcase tucked away on the floor.

“You going somewhere?”

Her question makes you frown, anxiety sparking in your chest, then you see where her gaze has landed.

“Yeah. With everything going on, I think I need to get away from the city. Get my mind away from it all.”

“A good idea. Wish I could do the same.”

You could, your thoughts argue against her as you put the kettle on the stove. You could keep your head down and stay away from me and Billy.

She hovers by the entrance to the kitchen.

If there’s one thing you’ve learnt, it’s that Dinah Madani doesn’t know how to act like a person.

Every interaction she has is like an investigation or an interrogation. Everything she does is to further her case - whatever that may be. And for the last year, her unofficial case has been your Billy.

It might just be your nerves, but you can’t shake the feeling that something is wrong. Dinah hasn’t removed her gun from its holster. She did last time she was here. She suspects you of something.

“Would excuse me for a second?”

She nods.

“Sure.”

Her eyes follow you as you head towards the bathroom. Hands folded in front of her, the casual stance seems performative and her eyes catch yours as you turn to close the door.

“I’ll make the tea.”

You nod with a small smile and close the door behind you.

With a sigh, you turn the water on, examining the exhausted expression looking back at you from the mirror on the wall.

When you hear a familiar floorboard creak - the one in your office - you keep the water running but leave the bathroom. The door shuts smoothly behind you, and you cross silently into the kitchen.

Heart pounding wildly in your chest, you unsheathe a kitchen knife from the wooden block on your countertop.

When you see Dinah heading towards the bathroom, gun at the ready, you exhale shakily. She has no grounds to view you as a threat. Yes you were harbouring a highly dangerous criminal, but she didn’t have proof of it.

Even if she did have proof, Billy could be blackmailing you, or threatening you into keeping his secret. Dinah didn’t know that. You could be innocent. You weren’t, but it’s the principle of it that upsets you.

She opens the bathroom door, and you lunge forward. The knife sinks into her stomach and she gasps, startled.

Gunshots are loud and the noise rings in your ears as you keep her from pointing the gun at you whilst simultaneously holding onto the knife that is now slick with her blood.

You never realised how difficult stabbing someone was.

Struggling with the knife, she screams and hurls herself at you. Your knife slips free, discarded on the floor.

The two of you grapple with one another, tossing your bodies against the walls. Her gun skitters over the hardwood floor. When she makes a grab for it, you yank her hair.

She grabs hold of your arms, preventing you from hitting her again. Instead, you both writhe as you throw one another against the countertops. Marble digs painfully into your side, driving the air from your lungs.

Her hands close around your throat, pinning you to the counter as you scratch and claw at her. Shakily, you try to reach for the knife block, but it’s too far.

As your vision blurs, your fingers close around the handle of the kettle. With whatever remaining force you can muster, you bring the boiling kettle down on her hand.

There’s a satisfying thunk and she stumbles backwards. Tightening your grip on the kettle, you swing again at her. She blocks with her arms but you keep going relentlessly.

After dealing countless blows, the kettle is knocked from your hand.

Wheeling around, you throw yourself into the hallway. Madani is mere seconds behind you. Where was her gun? It was on the floor somewhere. Where is it?

Instead, you find your knife. The blood shimmers over metal, the rug it landed on is stained scarlet. Without thinking, you spin with the knife in hand as Madani lunges at you.

With the momentum of her body, the knife slides in easier this time. Her eyes widen, as do your own. Had you been intending to kill her? Maybe. Had you solely wanted not to die? Definitely. Could those thoughts coexist?

Her breathing rattles and blood soaks her lips as she slumps down. Glossy white shirt marred with blood - her blood. She goes still.

Had you wanted to kill her? There might have been a moment to save her, to press down on the wounds and keep her alive. You hadn’t done that. Why? Shock maybe. Or maybe you had wanted her to die.

Maybe something you had buried inside you finally revealed itself. When she had visited Billy in the hospital, your blood had boiled. They wouldn’t let you visit him. She had told you that you were nothing to Billy.

One night after he had escaped from the hospital, Billy told you that Dinah stood at the foot of his bed. Every night.

Perhaps you had internalised that more than you thought.

“Sweetheart. Can I have the knife, please?”

Unfocused eyes drifting up from the floor, your gaze settles on a familiar pair of dark eyes watching you as you blink.

“Billy?”

He nods, fingers curling around yours.

“I’m here. Give me the knife, sweetheart.”

As he touches you, reality returns to your body and you realise how tightly you’re gripping the knife. Knuckles aching, you let go, allowing Billy to take it from you.

His fingers touch your cheek delicately.

“Is any of this yours?”

You shake your head.

Billy bundles you up in a coat, and grabs the last of your shared things. He walks you to your car, helping you into the passenger seat before he throws your bags on the back seat.

Then he drives.

The silence doesn’t worry Billy too much, but he keeps an eye on you all the same.

When your eyes grow heavy, he speaks up.

“Don’t go to sleep. You might have a concussion.”

Tears spill over your cheeks as you whisper in a broken voice,

“Billy I’m tired.”

“I know. We’ll stop soon I promise.”

On the outskirts of Massachusetts, Billy finds a run down motel. He books a room for you both, and under the cover of early morning darkness he guides you inside.

Exhaustion and pain narrows down the world to what sensations you’re feeling. The ache in your side, the throbbing in your temples. Crusty dried blood over your hands. Billy’s gentle touch as he removes your clothes.

Hot tears tracing their way down your face. The smell of soap and the sound of rushing water.

It’s only once Billy settles you into the steaming water that you realise how cold you were. Violent shivers wrack your sore body, as you huddle in on yourself. But Billy doesn’t let you curl up and hide.

He takes your hand, dunking it under the water before he uses his own hands to remove the blood. In the beginning it just smears over your arm, staining his own hands with it.

He cups handfuls of water, scooping them over your body as he cleans you up.

The motel towels are rough and scratchy, but Billy presses them over your damp skin with care. He dresses you in one of his shirts and relief finally begins to settle into your body.

Billy sits at the top of the bed, his right arm bent up behind his head as he leans against the headboard. You sit down beside him, facing him.

“Can I go to sleep now?” At your question, he leans forward, cupping your face in his hands to study your gaze intently. “I’m okay.”

He nods, tension evident in his shoulders as his gaze lowers to the bed sheets. Then he admits in a low voice,

“Dunno what I’d have done if I’d lost you.”

There’s a brief pause before you respond.

“You would’ve killed her.”

The corner of Billy’s mouth quirks and he half rolls his eyes.

“Obviously.”

His expression shifts, and he strokes his finger down the length of your jawline.

“I meant afterwards.” His voice is all but a whisper. “You’re all I’ve got.”

“You’re all I’ve got too. But I’m not leaving you Billy, and I don’t care what I have to do to stay with you.”

He kisses you softly.

“I’m proud of you.”

A light scoff escapes your worn throat.

“Thanks.”

He shakes his head lightly.

“I mean it. Killing is easy for me.” He rolls his shoulder as he settles back against the headboard. “Like some kinda second nature. But I know it ain’t like that for everyone.”

He drapes an arm over the pillows next to him, and you nestle into the space between his side and his arm.

“It was easy.” Your admission is quiet as you stare at the fibres that make up his shirt. “And I think that’s what scares me. How easy it was.”

“You don’t have think about that, if you don’t wanna.” His voice is quiet as he curls his arm around you. “If it was hard, then I’ll help you deal with it like you help me with my shit.”

Sparks drift down your side as he traces his fingers over your sore ribs.

“An’ If it was easy, I’m the last person who could judge you for that.”

Tears well in your eyes again, but you’re too tired to cry, instead you slump your face down into his side, fisting the material of his shirt tightly as you cling to him.

“Love you, Billy.”

“Love you too, sweetheart.”

“We’re gonna be okay now.”

He breathes a small sigh of relief.

“Yeah we are.”

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marvelmusing Tag List: @dreamlandcreations @blanchedelioncourt @idaofinfinity @slytherheign @ellooo0ooo @vixenofcourse @dumb-fawkin-bitch

Billy Russo Tag List: @blackbirddaredevil23 @rafaelakelley @theysayitscrazy @nyx2021 @skybridgerton @dragon-of-winterfell @chickensarentcheap @stardustmorozov @sweetwritingfanficfriend @witchcraftandwit @ladyofsoa

BB Characters Tag List: @rachlovesactors @noortsshift @aikeia

#billy russo #billy russo x reader #billy russo the punisher #billy russo imagine #billy russo x you #billy russo x y/n #billy russo x female reader #the punisher au

[mstophattii]

welcome, to the second issue of the teufort times!

THIS WEEK'S PATCH NOTES:

WHY THE AGGRESIVE SPY PLAYSTILE SUCKS (AND HOW TO FIX IT)

Since the release of the dead-ringer in the sniper vs spy update, the aggresive spy playstyle has been quite the sensation with spy mains.

(tryhardius spycicus trying to mate with a fictionalius waifius caught in the wild lands of doublecross)

but lately, i have seen quite the discourse when it comes to such interesting specimens. I always thought it was universally agreed that such playstyle was terrible, and that it was a terrible deviation from how spy is supposed to be played. But surprisingly, some like this playstyle. Lets break it down.

THE KUNAI:

Spy is a spy. We can all agree on that. And what does a spy do? Well, a spy can do many things, but the most important thing is that he should try his best at not getting caught, and if he gets caught, he should be punished for it. But the kunai just sorta says "fuck that, imma do my own thing"

By giving spy the health of a soldier and the movespeed of a medic, he just becomes a fucking beast. "But Hatty, spy only has 70 health when using the kunai!" well, when the kunai is paired with shit like the dead-ringer, the 70 health penalty just becomes a small annoyance. And the fact that the backstab hitboxes are kinda broken doesnt help the kunai's case. So overral, the kunai fucking sucks. But thats only like, 80% of the problem.,

THE DEAD-RINGER:

There are 2 types of weapons in TF2: poorly designed ones, and poorly balanced ones. The deadringer falls into the poorly designed ones section. Look, i get it, faking your death is cool, but in practice, its pretty overpowered. I mean, its a free get out of jail card. And when paired with the kunai, this thing becomes flat out busted. Like cmon, just running away from your problems while also having 225 health without any penalty is pretty busted.

HOW TO FIX IT

also, the deadringer is pretty simple, just make it so that you have a slower cloak regen and less damage res.

but now., lets talk about something else.,

AS A PART-TIME ENGI MAIN, PYBROS CAN GO FUCK OFF.

look. I know this sounds bad, BUT, hear me out for a moment. I often call playing engineer as "roleplaying as a single mother" because you have to take care of all your sweet little angels i mean, buildings, and make sure they get some cool frags and help your team. But pybro's turn the engineer experience into "1950's american housewife roleplay". Why, you might ask? Well, maybe its because there is a pyro constantly taking care of my precious little buildings, while i do absolutely nothing outside of maybe moving my dispenser to the other side of the room so its the pyro can more easily access it. That just makes engineer a boring class. You play engi so that you can feel the rush of grabbing your buildings and saving them from those big, mean, and ugly soldiers. But then also watch your sentry get a cool ass frag on a trolldier. Do you get it? DO YOU SEE MY VISION? I WANT TO PLAY ENGINEER BECAUSE I WANT TO FEEL SOME SENSE OF ADRENALINE AND RUSH, AND ALSO PRIDE WHEN MY LITTLE SENTRY MASSACRES THE OTHER TEAM. BUT THAT MUSH MOUTHED FREAK JUST COMPLETELY REMOVES THAT, AND WHY? WHO KNOWS WHAT INHUMANE THOUGHTS LIE BEHIND THAT MASK? I WONT BE LETTING THAT PYROMANIAC ANYWHERE NEAR MY BUILDINGS. END OF DISCUSSION.

THIS WEEK'S WORKSHOP HIGHLIGHT:

MANNIFEST DESTINY!

(taunt made by MalwooWS and Olu! Go check em out!)

TODAY'S SPECIAL IS.,. OH MY GOD, I FUCKING LOVE THE PANIC ATTACK.

this is the first special where we will talk about some underrated weapons, like the panic attack. This shotgun is great! Its everything a shotgun should be! It comes out faster, which helps with its "oh shit, im all outta ammo" use, and the fixed bullet spread is very nice. And cmon, look at it! It looks gangsta as fuck. So take a break from the stock shotty and try this bad boy. (plus its strange version is really cheap)

CONTACT INFO:

mrtophattygj - discord

MrTopHatty - gamejolt

THATS ALL FOLKS! Hope yall like this issue, i tried my best, and its pretty damn heated (and long!)

(also, if you liked this, reblog it! It helps a lot!)

#tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #tf2 pybro #the teufort times #ttt

[claymorexpunisher]

Lock & Key (Ch.1/?) (18+ Fic)

Pairing(s): Drew McIntyre/Fem Reader

Summary: Reader discovers something...interesting about her boyfriend, Drew while using his computer.

DISCLAIMER: This is NSFW. If that's not your thing, keep scrolling. I try to tag my work appropriately, so if you choose to click on my work regardless, use your own discretion. Thank you for the love always and enjoy this cheesy porno! 🥂

Tags: Domme/Sub, 18+, Fem Dom, chastity, orgasm denial... more tags TBD.

Total Word Count: 5,820

''Hey, baby.'' I said, greeting my boyfriend, Drew as I walked into the kitchen in our home where I found him making himself a plate of food.

Smiling broadly at him, I tapped his hip affectionately before kissing his lips when he leaned down toward me as soon as I set my purse and shopping bags aside, and I came to stand next to him by the counter.

" Hey, had a good time with the girls?" Drew asked me, flashing me the dimpled grin that I loved so much, as he wiped his hands and stopped what he was doing in order to give me his full attention.

I nodded while stealing some turkey bits off of his plate and quickly swallowed to answer him.

''Mhm! We tore up the shops!'' I giggled to which he chuckled lightly.

''It had been too long.. I got some things for you too!'' I said with a beaming smile, though my palms began to sweat a little at the prospect of broaching this particular topic.

But I was nothing if not blunt and to the point.

I knew it needed to be broached, so when his brows rose, I powered on.

''For me?'' He asked with an adorable tilt of his head.

''Yep! We'll talk once you're done eating. Imma take everything outta the bags and shit. Meet me up there when you're done. I think you're gonna love this,'' I told him with a wriggle of my brow.

Swiping a final piece of turkey from his plate, I grabbed my shopping bags and made my way upstairs.

—————-

I didn't really know how I was going to approach this.

Deep down I knew this was what he wanted.

But I was nervous about maybe taking things too fast for him.

I wasn't sure about other relationships but, with me he had always been more dominant in the bedroom.

As far as our dynamic outside of the bedroom, I never really paid that much attention to it.

And as much as I knew in my heart that he'd like me to dominate him, I didn't know if he was ready to admit it to himself just yet.

After I put everything else away, I shoved the bag with the chastity devices to my side of our closet, not wanting to just lay everything out there without talking things out with Drew beforehand.

As I watched him walk in, I slowly crawled into bed and patted the spot next to me.

''What did you get for me??'' Drew asked me with almost childlike excitement in his tone, making me chuckle and lightly smack his chest.

''You have no patience, do you?'' I asked him through soft chuckles and watched his face go crimson.

''You know I don't, love. Sorry.'' He said and I shook my head and kissed his cheek then sighed, steeling myself for this conversation.

''Well. I'll show you. But, I think we should talk first- no, it's nothing bad. Don't worry.'' I smiled comfortingly as he looked at me with slight concern and nervousness written all over his face.

I licked my lips, chuckling nervously as I thought of what I wanted to say.

''Christ, I wish there was a better and a much sexier way to approach this. Maybe there is, but-'' I quickly stopped my incoming babbling and moved my hands vaguely as if to shake off my nerves.

''Look..yesterday, I needed to use your computer. My laptop ran outta battery and I got impatient so I didn't feel like waiting to charge and use it..'' I said, now looking at him with slight guilt in my eyes.

We didn't keep things from each other necessarily, and I knew he wouldn't be upset even if I did use his computer without asking.

But, we also made it a point to have our own things and our own identities within our relationship aside from the things that we decided to share.

We trusted one another and I didn't want to make him feel like I would ever betray that trust in any way.

''Uh huh..and?'' He asked, confused as to where I was going with this.

''And…well. I found some..some interesting things in the search history that I think we should talk about.'' I said, carefully gauging his reactions as I spoke.

''Okay..?'' Drew replied slowly and I sighed, now deciding to come out with it.

''Why didn't you tell me you were into chastity?'' I blurted out, instantly cringing when I heard the slightly accusatory tone in my voice.

But it was too late.

I mentally cursed myself as I watched his features slowly growing more withdrawn.

''I'm not...I'm not,'' he stressed when I gave him an unconvinced look and clicked my tongue.

Whether he was trying to convince me or himself, who knew.

''Babe..just be honest with me. I'm totally okay with you being into this! I think it could be hot even!'' I exclaimed, begging him with my eyes to just relax and talk about this with me.

My eyes grew sad when he pulled the covers off of his body and started to grab his shoes.

''Where are you going, Drew?'' I asked as calmly as I could, watching him move around the room.

He shrugged, lacing up his sneakers.

''Out. Don't wait up,'' he muttered, not even giving me a second to respond before he stormed out of the bedroom to find his car keys.

''And stay away from my bloody computer!'' I heard his muffled voice call out from down the hall.

Now suddenly feeling my temper flare, I yanked open the bedroom door.

''This isn't about the fucking computer and you know it, Drew!'' I called back to him from where I stood, hearing his footsteps thundering down the stairs.

I then went back into the bedroom and waited a few seconds to give him some space, hoping that he'd change his mind.

But as soon as I heard the faint sound of the front door opening and closing, I sighed deeply and burrowed deeper into the sheets.

This definitely had not gone according to plan...

(Next Chapter)

#drew mcintyre #drew mcintyre x reader #drew mcintyre smut #drew mcintyre fic #drew mcintyre x female reader #wwe smut #wwe fanfics #wwe fan fic #wwe fanfic #wwe fanfiction #wrestling fic #wrestling smut #lock & key

[forbidding-souda]

I’m sorry if this has already been asked but can I have a Kokichi x little space s/o?

Kokichi Ouma with a little space S/O

Jamba Juice is so fucking scary like "oh they just have added sugars" WHAT??? ADDED HUH??? WHY??? GET THOSE OUTTA THERE

for dinner i'm gonna hopefully have the grilled salmon plate from my favorite restaurant because I think I'm making it my lifes choice of trying like everything on the menu because I got the same thing every single time until one day they mess up my order and then boom I actually try something new. So. Mmmm. Imma try more shit from them. It's also the most expensive thing on their menu but I'm 100% okay with giving them my money because it's a local business and I love them so much if ur from east bay go to richmond kebabs & gyros.

currently watching: annabelle: creation

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-Mod Souda

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✯ Being a leader doesn't make him beyond parental roles. Commanding people around translates surprisingly well when it comes to being stern and not letting you boss him around. "Use your words," and "say please" are the things he says the most. He takes being your caregiver a very serious role. He quite prefers placing his playful side on the back-burner until 'playtime'. He cares about you more than he would some other child, so he is not going to mess with you or purposely try to do something that would sabotage whatever little activity you have going on (sometimes).

Toys are scattered around the room, which is something he doesn't mind at all. "Come on, come on, come on," he beckons you. "I pinky promise it'll be good." You follow him out of your room, hesitantly, keeping your eyes down. He walks backwards, making sure that you're still following him before he turns into the living room. Is he going to jump out and scare me? Instead, when you turn the corner, at first you're not sure as to what you're seeing. Realizing hits you just as fast as the confusion. "It's a pillow fort! Do you like? You like it, don't you?" He brings his fists to his chest and shakes them with excitement. You nod, sitting on your knees, watching him enter it before quickly following after him.

✯ His favorite thing to do is play peek-a-boo.

✯ Tbh I can imagine him being a little as well.

✯ He loves giving you coloring book because that means he can color in them too.

✯ It's hard to nap around him because his spirits are always too high. His chaotic energy is palpable even when he's trying to be serious.

#kokichi ouma #kokichi ouma x reader #kokichi oma #kokichi oma x reader #danganronpa #x reader #drv3

[ducknotinarow]

[Rise uwu you can decide the outfit uwu]

"C'mon Big Red!" Yvonne calls out from the other side of his bedroom door, "You've kept me waiting for like, forever," It had been ten minutes max, she was just excited, "I wanna see this new outfit that you picked out~"

Fashion was her language, and she was used to seeing Raph in his ninja gear. Don't judge her for being so excited to see him sprucing up the look a little. Besides, she was curious what he went with! Pop? Punk? Black-Tie? Ath-leisure? So many choices! Granted, Yvonne knew she was going to hype the Hell outta Raph no matter what he wore in the end, but still, she was impatient about this.

When he, finally, allowed her to see, Yvonne couldn't help but making a soft 'oh' noise, looking him over, shamelessly. She's not even thinking as she, casually, wolf whistles him, soon laughing as she grows flusters,

"My my, look at you Big Red!" She exclaims, starting to circle him, checking him out, "And here I thought you couldn't get more handsome if you tried~ Glad to see I've been proven wrong~"

Giggling, she's soon lands in front of him, still looking him over, grinning like an idiot,

"You do look really good though," Yvonne tells him, "Uh, not saying you didn't look good before, you look real handsome all the time, just, this outfit really suits you and uhm..."

Why was she rambling? Because she was dumb? Yeah that works.

"Ahem Raph looks amazing," She soon murmurs, "You being Raph, of course," She needs to be quiet, "Aha, Imma be quiet now before I ramble more, but like, seriously, you look great Boss Man."

| muse interaction [ outfit ]

Did Raph need more clothes? Not really he had more than enough. For his disguise when he and his brothers went top side for wherever reason. It was more fun besides this mall was easy to break in to ever since April's many, many, many jobs she had here she collected keys to just about every store. Don't worry they never stole! they always left the money on the counter. They may be ninjas but they were also heroes and heroes do the right thing. But he was a giant mutated turtle so he had to break in and sneak around. He wasn't gonna think to much on it. Right now he just wanted to show Yvoone his newest look when he wear it he wasn't all that sure maybe next time they had to sneak into Big Mama's place?

"C'mon Big Red!"

Smile over his beak as he went about getting everything together, okay soo he had a motive behind his current shopping trip when him and the other last went out for disguise shopping. This was picked out for one very specificity person in his mind. His girlfriend and future wife. Yes that's how Raph saw it going someday.

"You've kept me waiting for like, forever,"

"Gimme a sec Von, takes me longer cause ya know the shell." He points out from glad he got lucky on the big and tall sections. Some times he had to rip through the back of shirts and coats or whatever else. Just to fit around his shell other times he could fully cover it just fine.

"I wanna see this new outfit that you picked out~"

Raph just chuckled to himself, well he knows how she is about fashion, theirs a bit of stir in his stomach. nerves just getting to him. He'd been trying to get the hang of Yvonne's interest. Reading magazines poking Donnie for help. Even if Don instead he had to also learn on his own, but he's hoping he got some bit of an idea he did want his date to go well after all? Sighing out he gripped the curtain in the corner of his room, he used it as a sort of dressing room when he did get dressed he needed the mirrors to help see his back when he got undressed.

A soft 'oh' escapes her lips and followed with a whistles and it's enough to settle his stomach but brings some red to his cheeks as he reaches back to rub at the back of his head.

"My my, look at you Big Red!"

He tries turning his head to watch as she flutters around him needing to turn his head to the other side once she pops out from behind his back still smiling as she looks him over. Feeling pretty proud of his choice now, he even did it on his own no second opinions from his brothers. Mostly because Leo tended to feel Raph was suited for certain looks only, Don can be so catty and mean and well Raph couldn't handle that yet and Mikey was no help what ever makes you happy was the youngest mindset with clothes and explained a lot of their own outfit looks.

"And here I thought you couldn't get more handsome if you tried~ Glad to see I've been proven wrong~"

She finally lands in front of him as she giggles a bit Raph just Blushes a bit more at her comment. Things were going good then! he was glad for that there was a reason for the more kind of stylish dressed up look.

"You do look really good though,"

"glad ya 'ike it uh but see I." cut off as Yvonne felt the need to cover over what she just said.

"Uh, not saying you didn't look good before, you look real handsome all the time, just, this outfit really suits you and uhm..."

"hmm thanks? but anyway Von I uh-" cut off again why was she rambling so much right now? tilting his head to the said a moment.

"Ahem Raph looks amazing,"

He chuckles a bit when she says his name that way.

"You being Raph, of course,"

Man she was adorable when she got all goofy like this, Raph liked it at least this little glimpse of her. All cute and klutzy, how she rambled on and on trying to shut herself up but couldn't. It was like a foot ninja had a grasp on his heart and squeezed it. Okay well maybe something nicer but that was the way he visualized it. Just this silly dork.

"Aha, Imma be quiet now before I ramble more, but like, seriously, you look great Boss Man."

Setting his hands to her shoulders "thank can aye talk now though?" he asks as he breaths out a laugh "Sooo uh I picked this out cause well, I know it'll be craowed and chances are people ain't gonna notice much but uh wanna go see the big tree in Time Square though?" he asks suddenly "we can see the pedicab tour from the roofs too, and all the other places they light up 'ike the Botan..Botanical gardens?" he had to try that word out again "that big place with all the flowers! I can get us in there easy!" he went on to suggest yes the reason fro dressing up he wanted to spend a special date with her for Christmas. "Aye uh couldn't think of a good gift but..I thought maybe that be fun ta do?" he offers with a sheepish smile her way. "You an' me just fully embracing New York Christmas?"

#muse| hamato rapheal #madamkezzie #aflockofffeathers #[ ones trash is anothers treasure aflockoffeathers] #[rise verse] #muse interactions #ic reply #stay queue #((i didnt have chirstmasy things buuuut i decided this can be at christmas time uwu also trying to find ref for raphs room in rise was hard #sooo I had to make stuff up u-u also this was the cloest to purple and redish I could find ;3; cause he cant wear donnies color it's #marked u-u)) #((one day rise raph will get new icons but i'm tried XD))

[unknownwriting]

hello! can u write parental figure headcanons with the older straw hats? thanks!!

sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ - straw hats as parents

ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs - Monkey D. Luffy, Roronoa Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Vinsmoke Sanji, Chopper, Nico Robin, Franky, Brook, Jinbe

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢs - unedited

Ooo this is a good one, but plz don’t hate me bc it’s short 😭 and sorry about the last 3, it was hard to come up with something but I hope you still enjoy

Monkey D. Luffy

- he definitely the cool dad like everyone wants.

- he tells stories, plays games, does mildly illegal stuff. He’s basically a party dad and what not

- but with that being said, he does end up not have much responsibility or responsibility that he does blow off.

- it nothing bad it’s just how he was raise. I mean we all know how Luffy was raise but I mean he turned out fine….right?

- but when it comes down to it, Luffy would probably be an amazing father. Always protecting his child and making sure they live a life free of worry

Roronoa Zoro

- Zoro’s one of those dads that just tries to hard but always ends up failing. This poor baby just tries to much to be cool

- he’s better off not trying tho bc he just ends up being cool without even doing anything

- DILF ZORO PLZZZ 😩✋🏻

- he’s definitely comes off scary and intimidating, ad sometime even scared of his kids friends. He doesn’t mean to tho

- but he definitely is a super supportive dad, mostly bc he confused half of the time and just wants his child to be happy, but just like Luffy, he wants you to leave your life without worried

Nami

- Nami definitely raises her child like they are the king/queen of the world. She’s gonna teach them that money can never hold them back yet to be very careful not the share you money

- and if they do, make sure to have interest

- Nami definitely gonna be that mom that spoils the hell out of her kids and only her kids. Only they get the best outta the best, everyone else can just suffer

- but even tho she’ll spoil her child, she always remembers to keep in Bellemere’s teachings too. She wants to honor the woman who raised nami, so she makes sure to teach them all those lessons

- Nami will also make sure he child comes out will educated too. Pirate or not, she wants her child to at least be smart

Usopp

- Usopp doesn’t want his child to be a coward like him, so he’s quick to teach his child how to take a stand and have courage. which is easy with the help of the others

- he also teaches his child how to work and few tools here and there. It’s not alt Franky’s job but Usopp loves to build too

- He also loves to tell stories too. Whether they are true or not. It’s just a habit he’s always have so he just love to tell them to his child who loves to hear crazy stories

- Usopp will also teach the child some ‘emergency’ lies just in case they get stuck in a few situations and they need to lie to get out. It happens to Usopp

- Usopp will normal try and prepare the for anything and everything, his a worrier like that and wants to make sure his child is safe

Vinsmoke Sanji

- a very, very over protective father. I mean we’ve all met him. But besides that, he’s probably one of the best fathers out of the crew

- he doesn’t what his child to suffer like he did, so he always tired his best to make his child happy. And he’ll definitely go over bored too

- AHDBDI DILF SANJI PLZZZZ JUST UGHH 🥵🤞🏻💕

- he’s probably that dad that like all the other moms have a crush on too. And it will be hard for Sanji to not get involved with them but he wants his child to be happy. And that’s one way the keep them happy

- like before Sanji is gonna be very over protective and it may take a while for him to open up to a lot ideas. But he really only wants the best for his child

Chopper

- imma be honest with you, I can’t really see Chopper being a parent. Maybe like an uncle or brother or something so not really a father

- and he’s a worrier like Usopp, so Chopper will always be there to help his ‘sister’ or niece/nephew

- he always loves letting the child ride on him when he’s in different forms

Nico Robin

- I can’t really see Robin being a mother either but definitely a wine aunt.

- like no one knows much about her, where she works, what she does, where she lives, all that jazz is a mystery yet she’s always showing up in rich clothes and bringing rich gifts and all that

- if she was a parent tho, I feel like she would be one of those very chill parents….like too chill Ya’know. Almost like she’s not even your mom

- it took the child a while to realize that she does a lot more things behind, like protecting them and being their mother behind their back. She definitely does a lot more than they think

Franky

- like Robin, Franky is more of a gear head uncle than a father. Like one of those uncles you can leave the child with bc something will always happen

- but as a father….Franky would be the same. Bc he’s very much a gear head, there’s a lot of times where he’ll put in child in unintentional danger.

- so Frankys not really allowed to be without supervision

- but Franky doesn’t wait and jumps straight into mechanics as soon as the child and walk and talk. He wants them to be the best like he is and create a ship even grander then the Sunny

Brook

- can I say no??

- but no like Brook would probably be like the 2nd best father. Besides his panties jokes and skeletons jokes, he’d really good

- he definitely want his child to study something in music tho, it doesn’t matter what is it. Piano, voila, vocals, guitar, just something musical

- music is something important to him and his old crew and he wants to pass that to child so they can find the joy in music too

Jinbe

- Jinbe would probably adopt a child. Whether it was a fishman or human, he would adopt one

- and his goal in life is to teach them not to discriminate over species. Besides that, there’s not much else

- he would definitely be very patient and understanding with his child. He’s a very calm person like that so he’s would be easy for his child to talk to 

#unknownwriting💕 #one piece x reader #one piece #monkey d luffy x reader #monkey d Luffy #roronoa zoro #zoro roronoa x reader #vinsmoke sanji #vinsmoke sanji x reader #nami x reader #nami #nico robin #nico robin x reader #soul king brook #Jinbe #Franky #usopp #usopp x reader #chopper

[angelthebedsheet]

If you’re ok with it, could you do Hawks, Todoroki, Shinsou, Bakugo and Kaminari with a black support engineer s/o with big curly hair and stretched ears? Maybe she wears gauges with their hero theme? Just some cute fluff!

a/n: oooooh bitch okayyyyy!! i like that! hawks my lil bird bitch ✋🏽🥺

your quirk! super brain.

what is it? you have the ability to memorize things easily, piece complex puzzles together, make great strategies. you essentially are a megamind. you are incredibly smart invention-wise. you are skilled in support hero work so you are one of the go to’s for hero modifications, suits and basic designs.

hero name? hakim: the tinker hero

why the name hakim? from what i searched up it has arabic and african significance and it’s one of the 99 names based on the attributes of Allah. the two famous bearers of this name were hakim ajmal khan, the india physician and hakim muhammad saeed, a pakistani medical researcher. if i got any of this wrong please message me so i can fix this! i want to stay as respectful as possible as i love to include names that hold a message!

i might have to split this into two parts bc this gets long!! i just assumed reader is fem presenting bc you can use feminine pronouns and not be a girl like me. also disclaimer i only take 4 characters at a time per request but i dont think at the time of this request i had finalized my requirements in my masterlist so IMMA LET IT SLIDE. sorry this is late as SHIT. lets get it!

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Hawks

okay we all know he’s a lil shit

and we all know how he be

you are working on your next commission piece in your studio when your window opens

you can only sigh

“what happened kei.”

“now birdie dont get mad now okay”

“what did you do.”

“i may have.... broke my visor and destroyed my jacket?”

how the fuck do you do that.

“what.”

“ahahah...”

boot to the face

when you two were first dating

which was back in hs

you helped him figure out how his hero costume would be along with how they would sit comfortably on his wings

i mean i love the idea of you roasting him while measuring him

“where’s your fuckin DRIP kei.”

“y/n PLEASE. i came here to get a new costume not get slandered”

“well you jus gon have to deal with it sugar, especially when you look like a mess.”

he had definitely bought you so many gauges that have little red feathers hanging from it

or simply his initials hanging from it to the point where you just wear one of his feathers around your neck

marking his territory and making sure you are safe

protective and trendy!

i hc that he has alot of bird like tendencies so you probably have to stop him from stealing the lil shiny things you have

your nuts and bolts allat

“keigo put my bolt down”

“but its so SHINY”

“NO.”

cue keigo’s WHINING

sometimes he just sits on his stool you put for him and play with your ears

like he’ll stare at them and ask you questions

“do they hurt?”

“kei im trying to focus”

“like they’re all stretched how long did they take?”

or he’ll bounce your curls

you’re just polishing a piece of hero gear

here comes kei silently sitting on his stool and gently grabbing a strand of your hair

pulling it down then you hear a quiet

“boing”

i hc that kei has adhd, has lil tic and has to fidget

(can you tell i self project onto majority of them)

(i mean hawks’ quirk must be IMMACULATE for fidgeting 😫👌🏽👌🏽)

(its dead his fault why i have a pretty bird tic)

and one day

“kei baby, here.” you said as you handed him a box. he cocked his head slightly as he looked at it. “what is this, dove?” he asked as he took the box. “well, i made you something to help with your fidgets.” you said as you rubbed the back of your neck. his wings puffed out as he smiled. he opened the box and gasped. you watched as his eyes brightened while he took out the keychain fidget toy. it has multiple sides to it. metal rings connected by two hoops, red, white and beige plastic bangs that were at the ends with two small red feathers at the chains. you watched as he bit his lips and tried not to cause a big reaction. “do you like it, pretty bird?” you asked. he nodded and pulled you into a hug. “thank you so much, baby.” he said into your shoulder. “and you can hook it onto your pants. cute, right?” you said as you gently rubbed his back. “yep, i’m cuddling the fuck outta you. lets go.” he said as he let you go and sweeped you up into his arms. you squealed with a giggle and wrapped your arms around his neck as he ran to the bedroom.

Todoroki Shouto

yall are in hs okay no time skips lmao

todoroki loves EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

i mean he has so many sneaky pics of you working on your projects

oil on the cheek, gloves, goggles

straight up working in your zone

he will post on his story sometimes like

“look at my s/o”

“they’re working hard”

dry ass cute shit yk?

he carries scrunchies and glass cleaners 24/7

you take your projects on the go so he’ll just take out a scrunchie and neatly pull them curls back into a pineapple

my mans lowkey was struggling at first bc DAMN

CURLS BE FIGHTIN HIM

love the idea of todoroki watching youtube tutorials bc he’s TIRED of getting his ass BEAT by them

he kinda gets a lil grossed out when you take out your gauges and your earlobe kinda just dangles

like earrings in? cool asf

them out? my mans fold like a lawn chair. he looks away or makes a stink face

“are they in?”

“yes they’re in you lil baby. you can try attempted murder but you can’t look at stretched earlobes?”

“shut UP”

he does internally swoon when you put in gauges that match his hair colour

like you love him that much? okay i see

he’s amazed by how you work

sometimes he’ll just stand behind you like a lil sibling in the door way

“mom said it’s my turn on the xbox.”

(not at how me and todoroki are both the youngest siblings)

when you saw his first hero costume you busted out LAUGHING

that day you roasted todoroki to the point where he left

“janitor looking ass. my nigga where you goin? a space adventure? scary ass.”

“😐 are you done.”

“space jam headass, lookin like a g.i joe action figure. terminator lookin ass.”

“alright im leaving”

“no wait come back andjajdjsba”

i hc that todoroki has panic and anxiety attacks and things like that

so you made him a little sumn sumn for his anxiety

“candy, look here for a second?” you called out, making todoroki hum and look up from his notebook. “what happened?” he asked as he cocked his head slightly. “made you something.” you said as you handed him a small box. his eyes light up as he gently took the box. “really? are you sure?” he questioned. you only nodded with a smile as you placed your pencil behind your ear. you watched as he carefully opened the box. he pulled out a tan clicker toy and smiled confused. “what’s this, bub?” he questioned as he placed the box down. “a fidget toy i made for you that can help with your anxiety. it can help ground you when you feel overwhelmed? hopefully? oh! it also has a music box feature.” you said as you pointed at the back of the toy. he silently turned the toy around and you leaned over and pressed a button that played a music box version of a pearl by mitski. you watched as his shoulders loosened up at the sound of his favorite song. he placed the toy down while he tried to hold his smile back. he sighed and smiled widely. “thank you, i love it, bubba.” he said sweetly. “i’m glad you like it.” you whispered. “may i kiss you?” he asked. you simply nodded before he gently cupped your cheek and pressed a kiss to your lips. you pulled him into a hug.

#x black reader #x female reader #bnha x black!reader #bnha x poc!reader #todoroki shouto x reader #hawks x reader #shinsou x reader #kaminari x poc!reader #bnha x black reader #bnha x reader

[shtern-and-art]

"Skeppy will probably cry" "Bad will probably cry". Bish, screw, that I am crying!!!

This whole thing was bloody gorgeous and I wasn't expecting that ending. I had no clue what ending to expect but that was definitely better than any I could have hoped for. Forest spirit to soulmate your honour!

I was terrified that you were gonna leave it at the point where he loses the spirit and becomes mortal again. If you had I would be actively sobbing!!!! And oh my god, the art!!! I still can't get over how wonderful your style is.

Imma ask fun things because if I don't I'll sit in a puddle of emotion all night:

What's the first tech thing Bad will buy and how annoying will he be about it? Poor Skeppy trying to answer 101 questions about something he doesn't really use XD.

Is no one concerned that the odd couple from a town they never name has a pet wolf??

Do they immediately go over to a different town or do they wander for a while. Find hidden creeks and befriend bears?

Does Bad still have a connection to nature and animals, like are creatures naturally more trusting of him?

Do they ever visit the og town again?

Does Skeppy still cause absolute chaos in other towns or has he learnt his lesson and only causes minor trouble now?

Does Bad ever try and study again? If he did what would he study and would Skeppy try to study as well?

Does Skeppy steal? I dunno, he just give off the vibe of a naughty lil trickster who'll pocket something if the owner refuses to sell it him.

Immediately after leaving the forest what the first 'argument' they have (not including the car one)?

Would they ever ride horse? If yes, how terrified would Skeppy be?

Skeppy falls outta tree. I don't know why but my mind keeps telling me that this man has great balance until he climbs trees. They are his mortal enemy and Bad finds this both hilarious and terrifying because he is going to hurt himself.

I had waaaaay more questions than I intended to have. My bad '^_^ but this story was way too much fun to read and you are entirely to blame for making it so engaging!

Make sure to take care of yourself and do stretches after and during drawing. You don't wanna hurt yourself <3

AaaaI’m so glad you liked it! :D And, dang, man, I cried while writing that part too :D

And I promised a nice ending for the main story, I did, and this one also makes the most sense narratively! For the story I wanted to tell, at least. Bad can’t really become human again, he’s changed to much. He can only move on, and do something with what he is, and has. And he did! :D That’s really nice and inspiring, this story will always have a place in my heart, heheh <3

Being a guardian spirit connected to a person and all, Bad may be not as strong as before, but he can’t die unless Skeppy dies first. And Skeppy can do that, but he’s pretty sturdy, and his lifespan operates on a whole other scale than human ones. And Bad knowing Skeppy’s real name balances it all out, makes them equal in the power and influence they have over each other.

So hellyeah, soulmates for the win :DDD

I’ll answer all questions under the cut, and this close up from one of the pages!

1) What's the first tech thing Bad will buy and how annoying will he be about it?

Probably a pager! Because it’s a more feasible thing to get than a wholeass computer Bad actually wanted :D An it means Skeppy will have to get one too, and that Bad will be having the time of his life texting him and everyone he can get a number from, even if they’re still in the room with him.

Poor Skeppy indeed, he can learn to appreciate the pagers, and later phones, too, and computers, but he really has 0 idea on how it all works and why Bad is so fascinated by it all.

2) Rat and regular people

Oh, she can shapeshift, just like Bad! If they’re out with people around, she takes form of a puppy, and Bad can pass her off as a weird mix breed rescue doggo.

3) Do they immediately go over to a different town or do they wander for a while?

Oh, since they have no end destination in mind, they can ride around for a bit, go visit some cool places and roadside attractions. Sadly, Skeppy is probably not spiritually or morally ready to full on befriend wild bears yet, and they do need money for gas and snacks. So, at some point they will have to stop somewhere and find work – at least for a bit, to save up. Life’s gonna be a bit complicated with all that, until Skeppy figures out his treasure-finding abilities :DD

4) Bad and nature and animals

He is definitely still in tune with all wildlife! Even more – Bad could become a proper guardian spirit for Skeppy in part because, in a way, Skeppy himself is part of the nature.

So yeah, Bad can understand animals (and plants) and communicate with them; they’re just more free to not take his shit, and Bad’s emotions do not “possess” them unless he makes an effort to do so.

He doesn’t like doing it, tho.

5) Do they ever visit the og town again?

Hm, I think they will completely forget about it for a while, until, like, 30+ years later they will be going somewhere, and find themselves around those parts. And they try to not appear too often in the areas they’ve spent a lot of time in already (they can be pretty recognizable, and also barely show signs of aging). But it’s been a long time, and the town’s really different now… So they make a stop, and spend a day there. They walk the unfamiliar streets between the new buildings, check out the popular hiking trail, the advertisements for hot springs and winter activities. The old cinema is still there, and is hosting an all-night marathon of classic horror movies of the last century.

Bad and Skeppy leave the town after sunset – the day was nice, but they have nothing more to do there. They ride through the forest on a well paved road, with radio playing something barely above the whisper. And in the dark of hot summer night, Bad can see the white stag running between the trees alongside their car. Shadows dance over the shimmering light of it’s fur.

Somewhere after the towns border, the stag disappears back in the forest. But the air in the car stays light and fresh, saving the smell of old pines and dry leaves all though the night.

6) Skeppy and chaos

Well, after the whole mess in the main story, Skeppy definitely learned some lessons, especially about not being a dick :D

But the thing is – he can’t really help the fact that things tend to stir up around him a lot. He naturally brings in chaos into everything, because he is, in part, a personification, or an outlet for it in the world. And so, to feel, well and good, and himself Skeppy gotta do stuff that disrupts balance, and creates some mayhem. And in gave him a lot of trouble in early life, but in the course of the main story he learned that he can chose were he lets that chaos to take hold, learned what can come of that chaos, apart from utter misery.

Like, where it can help dismantle something destructive, and where – bring in the more positive change, that was already brewing, possible, but is stagnant for some reason.

Soooo, I can’t say Skeppy causes only minor chaos in his life, but he sure learns even more about not being a dick :DDDD

7) The studying

I think Bad will want to get a higher education at some point, because he wanted to, and because it’s already new millennia and all that. Bet he’ll go for something very technical and/or literature. Maybe he’ll start by piking up some classes in small time colleges, when they stop in one place for a while, and later get into an online program, because why not.

Skeppy is not a college guy at all. He’ll listen to Bad talk about it, read textbooks if he wants to, can research stuff, buuut going to classes and doing homework is definitely not his thing.

8) Stealing

Well, you’re right, Skeppy can and will steal stuff out of spite! And will be scolded by Bad for it, and will not feel (that) sorry about it. But real stealer between them will be Bad himself :D

It’s just… he has the corvid tendencies, and a hoard (a box) of sentimental mementos from different people and events, and the thrill of stealing something small and harmless is very exciting. Bad is very proud of his little collection. Skeppy finds it very adorable, a bit hypocritical, and kinda creepy. Like, that pretty box he gifted Bad at some point is now full of stuff like:

- pressed flower from the clearing they had a picnic at on their anniversary

- the button the waitress lost that one day the storm caused a black out in the whole town

- some small animal bones

- couple pretty rocks Bad stole from Skeppy’s pockets

- penny that was once glued to the ground

- a handful of teeth people (and not people) lost in fights with Bad

- pen from some fancy hotel

- rainbow dash keychain that belonged to a child

- the list goes on

9) Argument

Oh, that same day they’ll fight over whether they should stay at the really crappy and suspicious looking motel, or go sleep in a perfectly fine forest near the road. Ironically, Bad wanted to try out the motel (because, yay, first time spending the night back in civilization), and Skeppy was the one insisting on sleeping in nature (because the motel looks like it could give you 10 diseases if you even stand near it, and sleeping in the forest is kind of nice, and means they can cuddle).

10) Horses

The guys will probably ride them at some point. Well, Bad will ride, and Skeppy will sit on his horse and hope it knows what to do and where to go, because trying to make this giant thing do something seems dangerous. If they’ll have to actually go somewhere fast, Skeppy will not survive that day, his butt (and legs) will be dead for days to come.

And riding with Bad on one horse may sound romantic and nice, but all romance dies when the gallop starts.

F.

11) Skeppy and climbing

Skeppy is more down to earth kind of guy, more of a “rocks and caves” kind of creature, real-life lizard person or something. Up on the trees and in the air – not really his element, yeah. But it doesn’t mean that Skeppy will accept this fact easy. The embarrassment of never managing to safely make it down a tree is too strong, he just has to do it all over again, and again. And again. Because, clearly, he was distracted this time. And the time before that Bad was teasing him, and it “disrupted his flow”. And, really, maybe these trees here just do not like Skeppy much, and make him slip a lot. Yeah.

So, more often than not, if Skeppy climbs a tree, he will not stop climbing it until he falls, or the tree ends. Bad had to take him off high branches couple times, forcefully, because, of course, Skeppy was sitting there for 2 hours just to properly enjoy the sunset. He can climb down at any point, he just Choses not to. The view is amazing. The bark is literally part of his skin now, not because he holds on tight, no, he’s just Than Much one with the nature )<

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Don’t apologize for the questions! It’s always so fun to answer them, and it makes me think more about stuff I may have skipped, or didn’t think about before. It’s really nice :3c

Again, thank you for the ask, and for being here for this story! <3

(And I’ll try setting timers for rest breaks while I draw, mb that will help)

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In The Dark - masterpost

#mcyt #mcyt fanart #badboyhalo #skeppy #skephalo #In The Dark #it's so hot here #my laptop's keyboard is like a stove #=c= #shtern talks

[tendertokyo]

My take on NCT at Hogwarts

what is it with me and being active on this god forsaken app all of a sudden... anyways, i know that we've thrown jk rowling in the garbage but listen i can't just throw away my whole childhood for one stupid rich white cis woman. also i have no idea what's going on with the neos but when do i ever? alright here we go

taeil: he's giving me frustrated hufflepuff, like he really wished to be in gryffindoor but it didn't work out. think he'd be a halfblood and have a pet toad. likes to visit hagrid for tea sometimes. simps over some bad bitch in slytherin, really thinks she's into him too, everyone tells him she's way out of his league. broke his wand twice already trying to open a can of sardines

taeyong: also strong hufflepuff energy. he's the keeper and captain of their quidditch team and a prefect too, picked purely cause he's good with kids. walks around without his scarf in the cold winter because he wrapped it around ten's neck one morning and nagged on him for not taking care of his health properly, never got the scarf back and doesn't mind. i feel like snape would intimidate the crap out of him, like he would not be able to stay calm during his classes rip. he'd be adored by all the other teachers though, especially flitwick who believes he's really gifted in charms

johnny: a gryffindoor pureblood and keeper and captain of the quidditch team. always the one who tries to talk things out with mcgonnagall when they pull some stupid shit and get caught, never successful. has the marauders map and likes to throw underground raves in hidden rooms and tunnels. buddies with peeves and the house elves. buddies with everyone actually. and regardless of liking him like that or not, every girl in school has fantasized of fucking him in the quidditch locker room showers ooooop-

yuta: omg the heartbreaker of the school. a halfblood slytherin prefect and beater. snape's favourite student, like he gets whatever he wants from that man without trying. everyone is lowkey into him cause of his hot and mysterious vibe and there are so many rumours about his sex life circulating around, but no one actually knows if he's seeing someone. people also speculate he's a metamorphmagus but no lol he just dies his hair a lot. has a pet cat who's mean to everyone except him and mark. likes to explore the forbidden forest cause he's a weirdo

doyoung: a ravenclaw pureblood who hates quidditch, only shows up for taeyong's matches and nags him afterwards if hufflepuff loses. he's the headboy and happily uses his title to threaten haechan. hates divination with a passion and idolizes mcgonnagal, as he should. knows everyone's bussiness in the whole damn castle, never starts drama but almost always ends it. used to tutor some younger students but they quickly realised he's a mini mcgonnagall and zoomed straight outta there. snape lowkey wishes he was in slytherin but don't tell anyone

kun: gryffindoor headboy, probably the calmest person in that entire house and the only one who can kinda control the chaos. if yangyang or hendery annoy him too much he'll give them the wrong password on purpose, mcgonnagal has this unspoken respect for him for that reason. feels really bad for the house elves and wants to help them as much as he can. known as the dad or daddy of gryffindoor, depending on who you ask hehehehe

ten: the artsiest ravenclaw but fucking terrible at riddles, so he's always stuck at the door unless someone let's him inside lmao. is super into divination but purely for the aesthetic. never wears his uniform properly, always wears taeyong's scarf and lots of witchy jewelry. started a dance club in the room of requirement, loves hogwarts halloween with his whole heart. set a classroom on fire once and managed to sneak away undetected. always hooks up with someone at johnny's parties

jaehyun: the fucking fratboy of gryffindoor. he's a halfblood and a chaser on the quidditch team. left so many girls on read oh my god. sneaks alcohol and weed into school, coorganizes parties with johnny, yuta and mark. people think he's this hot bad boy or some shit, lol no bitch he's a dumbass don't waste your energy on a doofus like him, have you heard his laugh he sounds like a 45 year old man. mcgonnagall doesn't trust him at all, always looks at him with shifty eyes. the fat lady flirts with him everytime he approaches the commonroom door

winwin: on the snobby pureblood side of slytherin, like he gives off really judgy vibes. is in ten's dance club, there's a rumor going around that he's an animagus 'cause he moves gracefully like a cat or smth, but he isn't he's just really talented. spends most of his time in the owlery petting birds. the bloody baron freaks him out, most of the ghosts do. tried to be a big brother figure to renjun and chenle but they bullied his ass like crazy so he dropped them like hot potatoes

jungwoo: the most confident gryffindoor y'all. he's a muggleborn and a chaser. has the cutest pet owl, is really into care of magical creatures. snape hates him because he's too "sunny" of a person. wild at parties but looks fine in the morning somehow. the biggest flirt you'll ever meet and has so many bitches wrapped around his little finger lol, there's a rumor going around that he's real beast in bed. awesome at dueling, uses his cute airhead shtick to apsolutely destroy people. can you tell i love his pisces ass?

lucas: a hufflepuff halfblood and beater. wannabe fuckboy but can't because he cares too much lol, those muscles are made of feelings dawg. hits on every girl he sees and is almost always successful 'cause we're weak for cute and sweet himbos. is the biggest show off on the quidditch field and has his own fan club. really into care for magical creatures, like literally wants to befriend every single one of them, hagrid has to pull his ass away from them before he gets hurt rip

mark: a gryffindoor prodigy, a muggleborn and a chaser. the most stressed prefect you've ever seen. mcgonnagall has a soft spot for him and everyone knows it. snape dislikes him but respects him because he's fucking brilliant at potions. a lot of people like him and are into him but he doesn't know how to respond to them lol socially awkward king. plans parties with johnny yuta jaehyun and ten, is always roped into the dreamies schemes against his will. no one can fucking tell if him and haechan are on good terms cause they're at each other's throats all the time, but slobber all over each other like crazy when they get drunk

xiaojun: the most emotional ravenclaw. a halfblood and a prefect. he dated a girl for a long time and she broke his heart, moped about it in the prefect's bathroom for ages. lowkey believes she cheated on him with yuta but isn't sure, is extra weary around him though. says he's done with love but then simps over a new girl every two weeks smh. no one understands how he's such good friends with hendery and yangyang, like the combination of the two of them is a recipe for disaster. whenever they rope him into their bullshit, he always manages to drop their asses in the perfect time and doesn't get caught. many portaits are jealous of him 'cause he has better bone structure then them lol

hendery: the best definition of a gryffindoor. comes from a rich pureblood family, is a beater on the quidditch team. he's the life of the party, man. out of all the students he hates, he is the one snape hates the MOST and he's so proud of that. a really fast runner so he never ends up in detention 'cause it's just too hard to catch him. buddies with the ghosts and hagrid. tries really hard to impress girls, it only works half of the time when he's not being too intense

yangyang: also a gryffindoor pureblood, tried out for the chaser position but didn't make it, is still bitter about it. has a really fucked up owl that always messes up his letters. constantly in detention, like he's cleaned that entire castle by himself 43 times already. also in ten's dance club, also really good at dueling when he actually tries. really into muggle culture, explores it in his free time and shows everyone cool, new music he found all the time. gives kun daily headaches cause he's way too energetic in the morning

shotaro: imma say he's a hufflepuff but don't quote me on that cause i don't know him that well. he seems like he'd have lots of friends though and would be in ten's dance club

sungchan: don't know him well either so i'll just say gryffindoor??

renjun: i'm torn between ravenclaw and slytherin, gonna go with slytherin for him. he's a halfblood and a prefect, also uses his title to threaten haechan. loves defence against the dark arts anď herbology, might become a healer someday. gets tricked by the moving staircases all the fucking time, ends up at madam pomfrey's way more than he likes to admit. likes the slytherin aesthetic but can't stand the evil stereotypes. most people think him and chenle are brothers, wants to strangle chenle when he plays into it. once told the bloody baron to fuck off, no one dares get on his bad side since that day

jeno: pureblood hufflepuff prefect and a chaser. he's the cute, athletic guy everyone has a crush on. is on snape's good side 'cause he likes cleaning up his brewing station after finishing the task the lession is about. is the best flyer in the entire school and has the best chance of getting scouted in the future, everyone knows it but if you mention it to him he blushes like crazy. i feel like he's been in many fwb situations but they all ended well because he's a gentleman

haechan: a slytherin through and through. halfblood and seeker on the quidditch team. thought he was gonna be prefect and was hella pissed he wasn't chosen, i mean hello you're a snake who would want to give a snake authority goddamn it. also always complains during quidditch matches, calls everything a foul just 'cause he wants to win. puts up this persona of the mischevious slytherin boy but it falls flat on it's ass because he's peeves's favourite target

jaemin: a muggleborn hufflepuff, because of that reason he's sworn to himself he'll take care of jisung like a mother. a chaser on the quidditch team. such a sweetheart my gosh, like that dude is always so happy, unless he hasn't drunk his 6 cups of coffee. speaking of, mcgonnagall and pomfrey worry for his health like crazy but won't admit it. excells at care for magical creatures and charms, horrible at ancient runes like he didn't think there'd be so much math involved. girls are also crazy into him but he's such an introvert, the thought of someone wanting to be around him so much scares him. still flirts with everything that breathes lol

chenle: a slytherin and a pureblood, from one of those rich old families. because of that people expect him to be a lil brat, turns out to be the coolest guy you'll ever meet. he's friends with everyone regardless of house, a chaser on the quidditch team, known as the one who scores the most points in a game. he's great at defence against the dark arts and transfiguration, is thinking about becoming an auror 'cause that dude fears nothing i'm telling you. was made a prefect instead of haechan, rubs it in his face like crazy, but ultimately just let's people get away with stupid shit like "haha nice one, respect". memorized all the secret passageways of the castle in his head, helps johnny, mark, ten and jaehyun with their parties. pisses off filch like no other, was in detention all the time with yangyang until they realised how terrible it is when the two of them are in close contact lol so he gets let off the hook all the time. also fucking flirts with everything that breathes, the biggest fucking tease like you never know what he means smh

jisung: jaemin's muggleborn hufflepuff son, though most people are surprised he isn't in gryffindoor 'cause god the reckless shit that boy pulls... always late to breakfast with his uniforn all messy. people think he's very innocent but like his bestfriend is chenle, so how pure could he be. he's a seeker on the quidditch team, goes extra hard during hufflepuff-slytherin matches 'cause he wants to knock haechan off his high horse. blushes like crazy whenever he sees a cute girl which only gives chenle more reason to tease him 'cause he's a lil bitch like that. is the star of ten's dance club but has tripped and fallen down multiple flights of stairs, this kid's a walking paradox

to conclude:

gryffindoor: johnny, kun, jaehyun, jungwoo, mark, hendery, yangyang, sungchan

hufflepuff: taeil, taeyong, lucas, jeno, jaemin, shotaro, jisung

ravenclaw: doyoung, ten, xiaojun

slytherin: yuta, winwin, renjun, haechan, chenle

#nct #nct 127 #nct dream #hogwarts #nct imagines #nct scenarios #taeil #taeyong #johnny #yuta #doyoung #kun #nct ten #jaehyun #winwin #jungwoo #lucas #yukhei #mark lee #hendery #xiaojun #yangyang #shotaro #sungchan #renjun #jeno #jaemin #haechan #chenle #jisung

[toukatan]

Imagine Eren and the gang in modern age(no covid) new year shrine visit with the gang and then Eren and Mikasa go chill together in their apartment sith under kotatsu wearing casual clothes, Eren falls asleep on Mikasas lap as she strokes his hair, while Armin and Annie go for their first date going around shops

Truly bliss 😩

IM BACK FROM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AND HAVE BRAIN CELLS AGAIN YES IT ME IM BACK

eremika and aruani are always on my mind 24/7 i am in need of fluff and you just served me some so imma go off what you have because i am in love— 😩😩

eremika domestic bliss - modern au headcanons:

eren coming home before mikasa and patiently waiting for her and then yeeting off the couch the moment he hears her keys in the door

oh no not my brain thinking about eremika going ‘tadaima’ and ‘okaeri’ at one another no im devastated canon could never

em having a warm night in, cooking things in the kitchen together, eren being the biggest distraction there is because he’s tired from work and just wants cuddles with mikasa. so he’d probably be mopping around, head on her shoulder and neck but mikasa doesn’t mind

when they finally settle and have dinner they have small talk about their day this and that.

sleepy straight after work eren being really affectionate lives rent free in my brain so when he listens to mika talk and eat— he’s kinda just gazing at her and mikasa’s just like ‘are you okay? is there something on my face?’ and he’s just like ‘no just looking at you’ bish please he’s just in love with her doing anything

and when they’re done with cleaning and everything’s quiet and content they cuddle— don’t even gotta say a word, you just feel it in the room

eren crawling over to where mikasa is and resting on her lap like you said— mika running her hands through his hair just the way he likes it and brushing his loose strands outta his face

mikasa leaving light forehead kisses onto eren’s forehead and crown of head. him turning into her and hugging her legs

eren — ‘i missed you’

mikasa - giggles ‘you saw me 8 hours ago’

eren - smiles ‘i know’

aruani date - modern au headcanons:

aruani going out and doing window shopping things, they’re lowkey but you know annie would happily let armin hold her hand in public even though mams shy shy shy

armin would probably find the best pastry store in town because he knows annie loves pies and donuts and she sure does

when they’re eating and annie gets little crumbs left behind on her lips, armin just reaches over and swipes it away with his thumb— they both pink and annie quietly says ‘thank you’ and armin just (*´∀｀*)

it’s cold outside and armin warms up annies hands by doing that bring your s/o’s hands to your lips thing idk how to word but you know what im on about and it makes annie blush

aruani finding a little arcade and play head to head at games and annie’s competive side jumps out— she wins at almost every game.

there’s always those photo booths at arcades imagine aruani taking cute little photos in those and aruani height difference is peak wholesomeness so in all of the photos armins behind annie— holding her close. please that’s everything.

they go from holding hands to annie hugging armins arm while linking fingers

armin would probably end the date with star gazing, near a river with a bridge over looking. it’s quiet and armin’s all sparkly eyed talking about the stars, pointing at them too but he fails to notice annie’s gazing at the brightest star of them all— him.

and when armin drops her off home safely, he’s playing with her fingers, thanking her for the quality time— annie tip toes up and gives him the quickest kiss on the cheek. makes him stumble. his hands holds his cheeks where her lips were. annie’s looking anywhere but him, trying to tuck a stubborn hair strand away but he does it for her and gives her a chaste kiss square on the lips.

eremika and aruani brain rot this fine evening— i love them 😩🤍

#it’s 2am and i’m thinking about them #i cannot believe #😩🤚🏻 #eremika #aruani #headcanon #replies #nitatalks

[lxstfulbeans]

May I pls get a Reiner, levi, and Erwin’s reaction to meeting black reader who’s thang is thangin👀 and she catches them staring and says something which gets them all flustered and embarrassed?

Shiiiii, I know I hate Reiner rn but I gotta take one for the team. But, Levi and Erwin tho? Bet.

HEADCANON: catching them staring at the thiccy.

REINER:

It was during training, you were one of the new recruits and were gonna partnered up with Reiner since everyone else was taken up.

At first, he wanted to take it easy on newcomers but when you walked on that field and turned around to talk to Sasha and Christa…

DAYUM

He felt his heart drop, hands clammy, forehead sweating.

Not only were you thicker than everybody on the field, those pants and that damn harness was accentuating dafuq outta that thang.

Lord forgive him but he wasn’t gonna go easy on you today.

He DEFINITELY was finna take you down, especially where he could see that bouncy lil pouch of thiccness.

It took everything not to grab it.

After training, when you both were panting and sweaty under the blazing heat, he got the nerve to say

“Wanna.. Wanna grab something to eat together?

You laugh, agreeing as he helped you up.

In the dining hall, you definitely felt eyes on you while you and Reiner got in line for supper.

You turn around and catch that lil freaky fuck staring at the thiccy.

He knows he’s caught when his eyes widened and he flicks his head to the opposite direction.

“Damn, if you wanted to tap in so bad, you could’ve taken me on a proper date.” you say, a smug smirk on your face.

His face is red as a tomato.

That’s exactly what he did.

ERWIN:

When he saw that thang for the first time when you were helping him out for the day, he was GONE.

Sure, he liked getting to know new recruits but dayum.

When you dropped something on accident and bent over to clean it up, those tight pants and that harness made it seem like that thang needed freedom and he’d be happy to set it free.

In his hands of course.

He felt his cheeks warm, gulping back nervousness as he stared intensely.

You sighed as you stood up, fixing your pants and jumped a little, bringing a lil bounce. (as beyonce once said, “if you don’t jump to put jeans on then baby you don’t feel my pain”)

He clenched his pen so hard that it broke.

“Cadet, do you mind handing me another pen? I must’ve held it too hard.. Should be in the drawers over there” he points.

We know damn well what he really wants to hold hard.

You smile and nod, rummaging through the drawer but not finding the pens.

You bend down a lil, making your back arch a little as you sighed in frustration.

“Um, Commander? I don’t see no pens”

“Oh? I could’ve sworn they were there..” he mumbled, leaning into his hand as he watched your hips sway.

But, then he got caught slippin

“Hot damn..”

You sat up and turn around, seeing his eyes staring below the belt and he didn’t have enough time to fix his posture to seem innocent.

You processed for a minute before eventually smiling as you made your way to him, taking a seat on his lap and wrapping your arms around him.

“Y’know, Commander.. If you wanted to cop a feel, you should’ve told me to sit right here while you work..” you whisper.

If his face wasn’t red, what was-

“Shut the curtains and lock the door. You’re gonna be here for a while..”

LEVI:

It was cleaning day. Well what day wasn’t dafuq-

“Hey, go clean upstairs. I don’t know why I bother sending Eren to do it..” Levi said, deadpanned as usual.

You sigh, adding lots of attitude as you let your arm swing.

“Man, this some ol’ bullshit..” you mumbled, getting your supplies and taking a step on the stairs.

“What was that?” He asks, sending warning signs through your body as you laugh.

“I ain’t say nothin’, Captain. I’m on it!” you corrected yourself, rushing up the stairs as he watched you.

The jiggle of that thang had him lock eyes with it, eyebrow rising in interest as he watched you clumsily miss a step as you went upstairs.

He almost stepped forward to catch you ass first if you were about to fall.

You sighed as you got down on your knees to clean up under one of the beds. Eren was lazy as hell when it came to cleaning.

“Lord have mercy, Imma give that boy a piece of my mind..” you muttered angrily as you cleaned.

Levi walked in, at first to try to help you out, but stopped in his tracks.

Boiii, you had that back arched right and that thang was facing him for sure.

You groaned as you sat up, cracking your back a bit before glancing back to the the Captain, knowing he was watching you.

“Liked what you saw, Captain?”

Oh, he was finna like somethin else in a minute.

#black reader #attack on titan #levi x reader #levi headcanons #aot headcanons #erwin headcanons #reiner headcanons #poc reader #poc writers #anime x poc