#I'm a horrible person

[cinamun]

*16 tabs open, the sims 4 running for 2 days straight, music playing in one tab, video paused in another, photoshop and screen recorder open and closed multiple times, swre running, fans screaming*

*remembers game is open and proceeds to bulldoze and place down a big ass 50x40 fully furnished lot*

*game crashes*

Me: EA ain't shit because why did my game just crash for no reason??

#I'm a horrible person #ignore me

[more-profound-bond]

Erik: Am I in trouble?

Charles: Take a guess.

Erik: No?

Charles: Take another guess.

#cherik incorrect quotes #spoiler #yes #yes you are in trouble erik #i would recommend you to run #i doubt charles will outrun you #i'm sorry #i'm a horrible person #i know #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #professor x #magneto #x men

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

When the food at your friend's barbecue slaps

#i'm a horrible person #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers

[spookyblazecoffee]

Mr. and Mrs. Baudelaire be like:

#ASOUE #A Series of Unfortunate Events #Mr. Baudelaire #Mrs. Baudelaire #I'm a horrible person #ASOUE jokes #A Series of Unfortunate Events jokes

[saebaragi]

just read a hurt/no comfort fic and... i'm horrible, it was so so terrible, the big angst tag didn't lie but I'm really horrible... i was laughing and having fun...

#random stuff on my account like usual #this was so horrible #it was so sad why was i laughing #and smiling #i'm horrible #i'm a horrible person #i'm so mean #that was so mean #hurt/no comfort #angst fic #angst #angst reader #fanfiction #fanfic #fic #sad fanfiction

[4rtsymugzzz]

will I always be this unhappy?

#vent post #vent #I hate myself #i wanna kms #i'm a horrible person #tw? #sorry for being depressing #depressing shit #losing my mind #I need to get a diagnosis or something because sometimes I feel like something is off about me

[gfanlocalcryptid]

Sometimes, when I see a post that I slightly disagree with, instead of writing what I think I feel the urge to write the complete opposite. And if someone told me I was wrong, I would keep going.

"That tv series fandom acts like it invented queer representation"

Me: it did.

"But it objectively didn't."

Me: no, it did. It actually has the only queer representation in media.

"... Are you stupid?"

Alright, I never did it because I'm not that kind of troll, but it would be too funny!

#i/me/myself #i'm a horrible person

[dicapriho]

woman at work always has a croaky voice and doesn't clear her throat enough but then also she clears her throat too much i can't explain it

#am i just being intolerant #woman needs a fucking strepsil my god #it's constant #i'm a horrible person

[ghiessa]

#mitch marner #toronto maple leafs #nhl #hockey #it happen at the start of the period #right after locker room time #500 points #i'm a horrible person #hair

[this-cat-is-d]

Just found out that my favorite artist blocked me on Twitter. It is so unbelievably over

#i know not what I did but whatever it was I regret it immensely #I'm a horrible person

[oh-lacy]

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#i'm a horrible person #i'm the worst sister and daughter and the worst part about it is that i'm trying #i'm trying so hard and yet i'm still a fucking disappointment

[paganinpurple]

Okay, I want to pre-empt this to clarify that I'm not making fun of rape or sexual assault. I'm nervously laughing at myself as a way to cope with the thought that I may be a bad person - as what a horrible thing to find funny.

So I saw this poster on the bus today, one of a million typical NHS-related or anti-hate posters we have here all the time:

And my first thought was that SARCS (Sexual Assault Response Coordination Service) sounds like it's short for sarcastic.

So I imagined someone going to them for help to be told very sarcastically that it's a horrible thing to happen to you, and of course, it's gonna effect you badly.

And I hate myself, but it made me internally laugh.

#I'm a horrible person #although I'm aware this is a bad thought which is why I feel bad #let's play Is It The ADHD Or Am I Just Fucked Up?

[placebogirl7]

Sad story: months ago I put a reminder on my phone to not forget to wish @miskatsura happy birthday. I also checked his birthday date on a old Tumblr post to be sure. Guess what? I put it in the wrong month! 😭😭😭 I’m like Kogoro who always forget / fucks up birthday dates...

Sorry again @miskatsura, I hope you like this silly/funny post and forgive me again. You are allowed to give me lots of chanclazos! Happy belate birthday! 

#miskatsura #i'm a horrible person #I fucked up the date #birthday #detective conan #mary sera #kogoro mouri

[arcsin27]

*reblogs a fuckton of controversial posts that would get you banned from twitter, doxxed, and cut off from all your friends as private posts, like screaming into a bottle and chucking it into the ocean* self care 😌

#i'm a horrible person #sometimes i just hit my limit bro #and the rage comes out #god almighty i hope tumblr never glitches and reveals private posts. that shits private. its all either tragic or edgy #no i will not elaborate

[perdidit-vulpes]

ugh i feel bad. really, really bad

#i should communicate my needs #but i just. don't. because i feel annoying and i feel like shit #scared of. just. them not being able to be met #more scared of them trying to meet them and end up burning out #just #ugh #i spent five hours talking to my assaulter (+ 2 hours with irl) because he's the only one that reaches out to give me attention #so i don't feel bad about. asking. #this is why i like to schedule things. bc then they can. plan for it. #with like. spoons and shit. #i'm a horrible person

[bigstupidjellyfish15]

Yk, every time I hit a bottom, I surprise myself with how much lower I can sink

Catch me penetrating the Earth's core and coming out the other side just to go lower!

I'm never losing that fucking weight 😭😭

Ps: I don't actually hit bottoms. Violence against bottoms is illegal. Treat your bottoms with respect or you're an awful Dom!

#b!nge #pro 4na #ed diet #tw ana thoughts #i want to be slim #i'm a horrible person