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Fuck it, here’s another sneak peak at my vampire au
He’d said he’d release him, and he’d meant it, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t enjoy their new bond while it lasted. He lets it wash over him as he closes his eyes, the desire to protect him, to kill for him and to die for him, to do anything and everything he asks without hesitation overtaking him, hot and ferocious and making his heart pound in his chest. He hasn’t felt like this since Soma had—
He cuts off that line of thinking and shakes Yagami gently, hooking his fingers under the younger man’s chin and lifting his face to gently kiss his lips. Yagami stirs against him, kissing back before he’s even fully awake, mouth opening the moment Kuwana’s tongue slides along his lower lip and letting him in. Kuwana hums softly and deepens the kiss, letting himself have this, even if for just a moment.
#yakuza#lost judgment#yagami takayuki#Kuwana Jin#kuwagami#my writing#this actually isn’t going to be a smut fic believe it or not#we’re gonna go right to the edge and pull back every time#I’m definitely not gonna have this whole thing finished by Halloween BUT#I will post the bite scene#I did do a ton of rewrites because I decided I wanted a Kuwana pov for this one#I’m gonna keep working on it long long after Halloween tho don’t worry#cuz I dig this a lot#and it’s probably gonna end up fuckin novel length I’m not even kidding#one of those kinda deals actually where I could change the names and publish if I really wanted to 😂😂😂#I’ve created an entire universe for this with my own version of vampires and everything#…I should be working#vamp AU
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omg.. imagine the group having sleepovers or road trips.. taylor and logan making everyone friendship bracelets.. aiden making everyone wear matching halloween costumes(maybe aiden, ashlyn, and tyler as angels and ben, logan, and taylor as devils)..
pls just give me your heascanons on if they do anything together other then trying(and failing)not to get murdered every night
YES YES actually I started working on a fanfic where they were all having a sleepover/had it in my drafts for MONTHS and I was super happy w it, but I really need to go back over it/redo it tbh and then, y’know, actually post it somewhere. But ohhh my goddd oh my god all of the normal friendgroup stuff they could be doing............. adorable...... Esp the friendship bracelets made by Logan and Taylor tho, that just has my HEART.
I’ll use a few of your things for some of the headcanons, too, hope that’s okay! ^^
This is probably gonna get Really long
Okay so on the friendship bracelet note. Not really something they do, but when Tay and Logan hand them out, Ashlyn’s not really. Sure how she feels about it at first. She fidgets with it constantly, and literally only takes it off when she’s about to shower (or if it’s going to hurt her while she stretches) or get in a pool or something. She ends up fidgeting with it when she’s uncertain or thinking something over; it helps keep her grounded and also lets her do something with her hands.
Aiden is actually. Really careful with his. Like, scarily careful. If he’s about to do something where he’s worried that it’ll get broken or lost, he’ll actively put it on a lanyard or necklace under his shirt, in his bag--he’ll just take a single second to make sure it’s tucked away nice and safe somewhere before absolutely going off with whatever he’s gonna do.
God so the roadtrips thing; I feel like if they could drive (I know that the original Aiden could drive, and I’m not sure about anyone else’s skills atm) and had a vehicle they were allowed to use consistently, and the circumstances were... Different (aka not near-death every night), Aiden would pester the hell out of everyone to go with him on a long out-of-state trip. He and Ben would cover all of the expenses, and they could all just. Drive. Aiden, to me, seems like the kind of person who would just want to go, no real destination, no real place to be, just... Go.
Tyler kinda gives me the vibe of a guy that would just really enjoy just laying on the hood/roof of a car and staring up at the sky. He’d just get a kind of a “it’s calm and quiet and I don’t have to worry about anything right now” feeling?
On the note of sleepovers, I feel like the best place for it would probably be Ashlyn’s. Not inherently because of the graveyard, but where she has the murphy bed--they could all just spread blankets, sleeping bags, and pillows out across the floor and it wouldn’t be an issue, Mike/Emma would be constantly making snacks (they were being overdramatic and joking about ~pressing a cup against her door at like 3am to hear what she/her friends were talking about~ as well as sleepovers anyway) and checking on them, they’d be able to vote on a movie...
I feel like Aiden would immediately throw down like six horror movie DVDs that he brought preemptively, and half the group (specifically Ben, Logan, and Tyler would all just stare like “why? why would you want to do this? literally in an hour we’re going to pass out and see actual monsters and you want to watch a 45min ghost movie? and then after you want to watch another one?” to which he just responds with, “lol, yeah? perfect timing”). Taylor is kind of on the fence on it--I feel like she’d kinda lean away from a lot of ~haunted~ stuff after coming face to face with phantoms, but she still wants to try because, c’mon, they’ve all seen worse? they’ve lived through worse. how bad can one little horror movie be?
(Pretty bad, she probably ends up freaking out and clinging to either Ashlyn or Ben/hiding her face in one of their arms/etc. like, 2/3rds of the way through it if they even make it that far; Ben Cannot stomach horror stuff to save his life)
Aiden’s generally snuggly and physically affectionate (with a very weak understanding of boundaries) with everyone around him anyway--he would probably also be taking turns leaning against everyone, flopping down across them, or just kicking his legs up across theirs if they were all just sprawled out on the bed.
Taylor? Thrives off of this. As soon as he bumps his shoulder against hers, she’s immediately pulling him into a hug. Logan’s also pretty okay with this (and actually welcomes it! he’s just a little embarrassed), but he’s a little more reserved and withheld about it.
Ashlyn’s a little hesitant about it at first--moreso than Logan--but gets a little more comfortable after a little bit of the physical contact. She actually likes sitting shoulder-to-shoulder with Aiden on her own terms.
Not relevant to the sleepover bit, but 3am Walmart trips. Aiden’s idea, mostly everyone was ready to go along with it. Logan was a little hesitant at first, but after getting into a Walmart at 3am and seeing how quiet and peaceful/not crowded it was, he was like “oh. oh no, this is perfect, actually.”
Goofing off in the toy aisle, seeing the absolutely weird shit that goes on in Walmart at 3am, getting the Specific Sensory Experience of a late-night walmart?
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i've been playing lovelink for a few days and i have reviews
Adam/Dominic - total sweetheart. lil basic but I am absolutely spending gems on him. 9/10
Aesha/Samantha - I wanted to like her but I can't deal with the cringe. and mc being so oblivious to game culture. also I am not into the sexy videogame outfits thing. 3/10
Albert/Jonathan - no thanks I don't respect the troops. might match with Albert if I'm desperate to farm gems. 1/10
Alex/Calum - too forward, wish there were more "cool your jets bro" options like there are with Blake/Keanu. also just doesn't feel realistic. "couldn't afford canvas so I painted on myself"??? you can buy canvas at the dollar store, it's good paint that's expensive. try harder. 3/10
Alice/Eve - matched with Eve before I reset and I want her back. didn't get far enough to really get to know her tho. 7/10
Ana/Milena/Ruby - I'm not into the "born sexy yesterday and you're the only human she knows" thing. I think she's super sweet and interesting and I want to help her, but I want her to make real friends and do stuff without mc! the obsession makes me uncomfortable. 3/10
Angel/Emmalyn - super sweet but I want to have nuanced animal rights/veganism conversations with her every time 😬 5/10
Antoine/Noah - one of the only pairs who's never come up! I want to match with Noah and get dog pictures. 5/10
Austin/Damien - ehh could take it or leave it. probably gonna match with Austin to farm gems. maybe I'll be surprised. 2/10
Blake/Keanu - kinda enjoying it. I matched with Blake first with a more femme mc in mind and I was kinda creeped out, but after I reset I matched with Keanu with a more masc mc and I'm into it. he's cuter. wish his pics were actually covered in ink tho?? he's got a sleeve and like 2 big pieces, he's not even the character with the most lmao. 5/10
Charlie/Jake/Zayn - ngl Charlie was one of the reasons I reset. I had already matched with Zayn but I found out Charlie is probably trans and I couldn't not. honestly not super into the storyline, as a theatre major who is a terrible actor, but I can live with it. 6/10
Clementine/Grace - matched with Grace before I reset, gonna go for Clementine tho. Grace has too many "sexy nerd halloween costume" vibes for me. Clementine has the same name as my cat but at least she's less cringe. 4/10
Cpt. Muffin - BEST MATCH. BRING HIM BACK. 11/10.
Dahlia/Rose - I think Dahlia is the most like someone I'd date irl she's too fucking cute. I have spent gems on every single option so far. I am buying an engagement ring and all the snacks as we speak. 10/10.
Daniel/Ryan - matched with Daniel before I reset and probs will again. kept rolling my eyes at his story tho. you can't just breach your NDAs to a random person on a dating app!! 4/10
Didier/Mamoru - waiting patiently for Mamoru.... 5/10
Dr. Vile - I'm a lil disappointed he greyed out so early. I'm having fun with the story but not sold yet. 6/10
Eveline/Jade - had Eveline before I reset and I want her back!!!! possibly my fave after Dahlia and Adam. also the kind of person I'd be into irl. 9/10
Garrett/Rory - pls match with me Garrett. 8/10
Hazel - ??? 4/10
Hugo/Marco - unpopular opinion but I really really dislike him. he's constantly flirting with someone behind Sally's back, I'd call that cheating, and yet you can never be upfront with him. I choose the friendliest options every time and yet he persists. 1/10
Jaden/Skylar - everyone's obsessed with Skylar and I haven't found him yet. curious to see what the hype is about. 5/10
Jamie/Seth - I've heard so little about these two. curious but only vaguely. 5/10
Jasmin/Kayla - pleasantly surprised by how much I like her? I feel like both their profiles don't reflect how they are in conversations at all. wish she and mc weren't such dumbasses tho. 5/10
Julien/William - match with me pls Julien. 6/10
Liam/Min-Jae - matched with Min-Jae briefly before I reset and I'm curious about his story, not sold yet. I'm not into kpop so it's interesting for mc to also be an outsider. 5/10
Michael/Sam - you are a child!!! I don't want to match with them tbh. 1/10
Nicholas - I like the concept but because mc keeps worrying he's pranking them, he sometimes reminds me of those people who are really into historical rp to the point where they pretend to not understand modern life. that da Vinci pic is hilarious. I wish you had the option to talk about being queer in the 18th century with him!! 6/10
Nick - ??? 4/10
Oliver/Stefan - no. 1/10
Raphael/Wyatt - Wyatt looks too much like Shaggy for me 😂 curious to talk to Raphael tho. 4/10
Sage/Vitoria - big titty goth gf. love her. she's not a werewolf yet in my game but I am waiting respectfully. also wish mc wasn't such an asshole after she ditches the first date. 8/10
Sheng/Tomas - idk enough. curious. 4/10
Theo - so mad I missed them. come back. be queer with me. 7/10
Tiros - as long as you don't think too much about how centaur sex works he is so much fun. sexy constantly shirtless man lost on a beach trying to reclaim his honour. sign me up. 6/10
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I see you're on break (congrats)and you want some aus? Perfect What about a single dad finally meets the kindergarten teacher and shenanigans occur or something like that? Remeber tonjoy your break tho and rest up :)
Ah Anon it makes me ever so happy to see you in my inbox! Please never leave my darling. And I hope you're good, and happy, and well. Don't worry I'm definitely resting up these hols (please ignore the fact that I'm posting this at 2am while I tell you I am resting)
So I know I said prompts were probs gonna be jercy but when I read this everything in me just screamed PERCABETH. So that's what I wrote. Side note this had biiigg Everything Has Changed music video vibes.
Anyway I hope you enjoy! Love y'all. And thanks for the prompt! Keep em coming.
Masterlist for more crackships and other stuff
Percy Jackson pulled into the designated pick up zone, his music blasting so hard his seats vibrated. His fingers tapped along to the beat against the steering wheel, head bobbing aimlessly. The time on the dashboard blinked 14:59 and as the song ended the clock struck the hour.
Little kids, dressed in all manor of outfits came pouring out of the school, throwing basketballs and strapping on bike helmets. He watched as a little boy in a lobster costume attempted to mount his bicycle, falling three times before he got frustrated enough to yank the costume down. Percy, and probably every parent in the vicinity, was grateful the little guy had a vest and shorts on underneath.
Another little boy looked on the verge of tears as he handed a broken pair of wings to his mom. She gave him a kiss and a chocolate and the kid beamed so hard the sun got a little jealous. He immediately turned to the little girl next to him and offered her some of his sugary contraband.
Damn Percy loved Halloween.
Speaking of which, where on earth was Estelle? She had been buzzing about the Halloween sleepover all week and now she was going to be late.
He checked the clock to find five minutes had gone by with no sign of his little sister. The front area was beginning to clear as little kids hopped on the school bus or into a parent's car. He gave it one more, impatient minute before getting out and stalking towards the schools entrance. His eyes wide and frantically searching through all the little bobbles and capes and various types of bugs. What was it with little kids and insects? Still there was no sign of a bright green tail or red hair clips.
Percy was starting to panic. He pushed the double doors of the school open, "Estelle? Estelle? Elle? Ellie? Elephant?"
His shouts echoed in the empty hallways but there was no response.
"Princess Ariel? Come on Elle this isn't funny." His voice shook with nerves as he peered into empty classrooms and around abandoned corners.
"Elle if you come out now I'll get you icecream on the way home." Bribing always worked.
"Come one Estelle, please," He could hear the panic in his voice now.
"Can I help you?" A voice from behind him asked.
He whipped around, stumbling as he caught sight of the stranger.
She was, wow. She looked like a princess from one of Estelle fairytales. Golden curls, and bright grey eyes. And a soft, expectant smile.
Expectant.... expactant. Shit. She was waiting for him.
He cleared his throat, "Uh yes hi I'm looking for my little sister. She didn't come out after school and I'm panicking just a little."
"Oh alright," She motioned for him to follow her before disappearing behind a door, "Can you tell me her name and who her teacher is?"
"Sure yea, her name is Estelle Blofis and her teacher is Miss Dare."
"Oh yes they had swim class for the last hour of the day. Come on I'll take you to the pool. Maybe she's still there."
"Thank you so much," He gave her a grateful look, "I'm Percy by the way, Percy Jackson."
"Annabeth Chase," Her tone was open but her answer was blunt.
Percy was confused and a little worried, and wow she was pretty.
"So you been working here long?"
She gave him a weird look and he realized it was probably a stupid question but before he could back track she was shrugging her shoulders.
"About two years."
"Must really love children huh?" He chuckled, "I think I'd go crazy if I had to look after a bunch of six year olds all day."
She looked at him then, grey eyes piercing into his.
"It started out as a backup plan while I waited to get into postgrad and kind of just became a thing."
"Well I'm sure you're great at it."
She laughed softly, pushing open the doors to the pool, "I'm great at everything Mr Jackson."
"Percy!" A small weight crashed into his legs.
"Hello Elle, where have you been?" He crouched down to look his little sister in the eye, "I've been worried sick about you."
"I'm sorry Pers," She gave him that puppydog stare, "We were having so much fun in the pool Miss Dare said we could stay in for a little extra. I didn't think you'd mind since you like to listen to your loud music." Her little button nose scrunched in distaste before she bounded away to change and grab her things.
Percy heard a soft snickering from behind him and stood up to see Annabeth covering her mouth, grey eyes sparkling with amusement.
"Someone's not a fan of your taste."
He scowled at her, "She doesn't count. Her favourite song is" Kiss the Girl" from Ariel."
"That's a great song," The blonde arched a perfect brow.
"Maybe when you're a kindergarten teacher," He teased, "I listen to real music like Led Zeppelin and Bon Jovi."
"Who said that's real music, Seaweed Brain?" She said pointing to his t-shirt that read Marine Biologists: seaweeds with brains.
"Haha," Percy rolled his eyes, "Well what do you consider good music?"
She opened her mouth to respond but Estelle beat her to it.
"Okay Percy I'm ready. Are we gonna get icecream on our way home?"
"What are you gonna give me in return?" They started waking back into the school.
"We can watch any movie you want tomorrow." She declared.
"Any movie?" He narrowed his eyes at her.
"Any movie. Oh except toy story. I don't like watching Andy give all his toys away. And that mean pink bear scares me."
"So we can watch Frozen?" He picked her up to look straight at her.
"Yes!" She giggled, "But you can't sing along to every word. I like Elsa and Anna's voice."
He pouted at her and glared at Annabeth who had been silent until this moment, when she had hurriedly tried to cover up her laugh with a cough.
"Why don't you run to the car, little one," He put Estelle down, "If you can get there in under thirty seconds I'll let you have two scoops of ice-cream."
The little girl didn't so much as blink before she was racing down the hall.
"So Frozen huh?" Annabeth smirked, "Guess that's also considered good music?"
"I'll have you know Elsa and Anna are queens and icons of this generation."
"Personally I think Nani and Lilo are better role models but whatever you say," She grinned at him.
"How about we settle this debate over coffee? Friday next week?"
"I hope you know I was captain of the debate team in college so you're definitely going down."
"All I'm hearing is that you accepted to go on a date with me," It was his turn to smirk.
She laughed as he wiggled his eyebrows. He knew he looked ridiculous but her laugh was buttery and warm and he'd do most anything to keep hearing it.
"It's a date Percy Jackson."
His smile was bright and unrestrained as they waved goodbye.
"See you then Annabeth Chase."
#Percabeth drabble#lol believe it or not i actually do love percabeth#But lowkey I'm as surprised as you are that I managed to write something that wasn't jercy#Percabeth#PJSSG asks#PJSSG fanfic#Baby fanfic#Baby fanfic series#Percy Jackson#Annabeth Chase#Ciara's Convos#She speaks#Not edited#Please be kind
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hiii! i loove ur writing and i was wondering if u have any jk fic recs ^___^
hi hello i got you
tried to keep this short but then i realized jk has the MOST rbs on my fic rec blog (@bias-rec) so…. sorry in advance
one time in your room by @lunyua i always recommend this one first bc in my opinion, its the holy grail of jk college fics. will open ur third eye and u will never be able to live w/o re-reading this at least once a month. the gradual build of jk’s virginess is sexy. the texting is sexy. the overall vibe is sexy. also, this is my fave author all their fics are bomb. com. uk. org. edu!!!!
for science by @boymeetsweevil this is a series and it will make u want to beat up the nearest electronic device. despite what the title may say, jungkook is so DUMB in this fic, but it makes his characterization here SO GOOD. kind of long, but the way it’s written is so fluid and easy to follow, VERY interesting, at one point u will be like the fuck going on, but this author KNOWS the inner mechanisms of story building trust me
ego by @suga-kookiemonster another series that i would die for. not gonna lie, u will love the oc of this fic more than jungkook. however, jk’s sudden switch from sweet boy to fuck boy will leave u quaking in ur boots. it gets funnier as it goes along, u NEED to read it. u have 24 hours
2! 3! by @gimmesumsuga p sure we have all, at one point, tried to read a fic where they’re like ‘they r speaking multiple languages!’ and it doesn’t work out. worry no longer friends, this fic gives u that lang trope but it ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE. very cute and sugary, but also very realistic and logical. the author makes the language barrier aspect seem natural and smooth. ur brain cells will thank me later
on my mind by @in-theory if you love domesticity and the normalcy of everyday life, this fic is for u. idk how to explain it but this fic gave me hope for the imaginary family i will have w jk. so sweet, and i love jk’s inner conflict, u HAVE to read this fic or else
play pretend by @kimlinecult if u like tears and being played by a soccer player, boy do i have some news. this fic is rlly good if u like college au and stupid au (from both parties). you WILL cry, and if u don’t u will get ur feelings hurt, but the ending is good so have hope my brothers
after dark (^same author bc they went off)twilight girlies it is ur time to shine, vampire jk will get u so riled up u will need to do a yoga sesh after this
hittin her hay by @foreverpark COWBOY JK!!!!! MUST READ!!!!!! i love this fic bc it is genuinely so funny to me, especially certain scenes, and also really unique. love me a lone-ranger bf. there is also a sequel that will leave u equally as fucked up. another one of my fave authors tho, read all their works!!!!
mastur-bait by @cherrynochu this fic *clenches fist*… ruined me. good ole voyeurism at its finest. not gonna lie, it will make u hate taehyung but its ok bc jungkook is there :)))) the smut scene in this will have u mr. krabs memeing, also i think this might be part of a broader series?? regardless, anything this author writes is pure gold, u will never be the same
instant gratification by @dovechim this series is a fever dream omfg. if u like cheerleaders x bad boy tropes then READ THIS!!! it will have u feeling so conflicted and rooting for 2 separate people and at one point u will despise jungkook but!!!!! worth the emotional devastation :)
the underwear thief by @gukyi 17/10 laughs, the way jungkook is portrayed in this fic will make u fall in love, no exceptions, especially if ur type is goofy sweet boys. also i love fics were his friendship w the other boys are present, and this fic will make u love imaginary bts so much, they are so adorable and hilarious. also, cat-lovers I’m sure some of y'all will relate to this fic
exchanges by @cupofteaguklastly since its halloween month, i have to include something w a costume, so here’s one of my fave spiderman jk fics!!!! very cute, the combo of jk’s personality + spiderman’s personality goes together SO WELL. this fic does not disappoint, dr. author KNEW their shit and said i’ma keep y'all fed.
like i said, if u want more good jk fics look at my #jungkook tag lmao
lastly, if any of the authors i mentioned are reading this i love u and thank u for all the hardworking u put into these!!!!!
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Aw man aw fck
Omega!Charlotte would have it so rough tho? Imagine being mated and married to someone who won't even touch you, but you can sniff out the scent of another omega on him. Several, different omegas. Because Sam's a ho. And at first she tries to rationalize it. "Sam's an officer, he deals with a lotta people all the time! Some of them are bound to be omegas!"
But then he doesn't even try to hide it. When she does catch him coming home, he reeks of sex. Charlotte doesn't say a word. Everyone knows what's going on and she's the last to accept it. But she still thinks there's hope for them. Counseling.
"Oh! Hi Sam, I.... Late? What do you mean you're gonna.... Well how late?... But hon it's... It's Cuddle Night. And this one's really special, remember?.... No, it's not our anni-don't you know when our anniversary is? It's my heat week, Sam. Cuddle Night falls on heat week.... What'd'you mean you didn't know-Sammy I've been telling you since last Cuddle Night! Which we also skipped.... Okay... Okay. I'll just take a suppressant.... And Sam? Be safe, okay? I l-" *click* :3
And Ted, hooooo. When she first met him she thought he was another alpha sleeze trying to get their next knot. And yeah she was kinda right. And she grew to love the attention, because she wasn't getting it anywhere else.
It's hard, so hard, for Ted. To have to smell Sam on Charlotte. Have to restrain himself from marking her himself whenever she comes to him. Knowing Sam's off sticking his dick in another omega when he already has the "hottest lil thing in town". He doesn't get it. If he were Sam he'd be worshipping her, not making her feel like shit.
Charlotte doesn't like taking suppressants. They were Sam's idea. Tells Sam something like "I went to the doctor, he says I gotta stop taking them. Says it's dangerous. That's alright. I'll just get one of those fancy toys. I'll be fine." And Sam doesn't really care. Sam stopped listening to her a long time ago.
"I'll just visit my other omega friends when the time comes." So she's not alone. In actuality she's heading over to Ted's to get absolutely railed and manhandled and praised like she!! Deserves!!
And Charlotte gives, okay? She wants Ted to get his fill when she's with him. "Is there anything I can do for you?" "... Nah, you're too soft for that." "Soft? For what? Ted, dammit just tell me." "Alright, but I warned you: choke me." ".... but that'll hurt you." "See? Soft. Char, I wanna be hurt-" and that's all Charlotte needs to hear before she has her hands wrapped around his neck. She and Sam used to get into some hijinks in the day. Not anymore, but it's nice to know she picked up something useful.
And that's when they start experimenting. When Charlotte starts to open up more. Ted was already making her confident, now even more so. She feels powerful for once.
She prolly smells like how sweet tea tastes, and also cinnamon. Just a side note.
Sam finds a box of condoms and grows suspicious, but Charlotte tells him she got those for her toy. "You know I don't like makin' a mess."
When she nests the first time after she and Ted start... screwing around, she's surprised to find herself actively searching for things that remind her of Ted. And if that's the case, she can't nest at home, Sam would definitely be suspicious then. So she asks: Paul. The cute lil omega from work, who's also deaf(and you can pry that hc from my cold dead hands, I love it too much)
Paul already knows about Ted. He'd have to be blind as well not to see that. He tells her she can nest here just this once, but next time she's going to Ted's. And wouldn't you know it, Ted shows up. And Charlotte is! All over that. And Paul, poor Paul, tells them to keep it to the guest room, and that he's going to Beanies.
Ted thinks it's cute Charlotte wants to have his scent on her nest. But then they start talking. And it gets to "I'm not even your mate and you prefer me over that douchebag. Charlotte. You should leave him already. He's not treating you right." And that devolves into an argument and angry sex. And Ted's debating marking her right there. But he can't screw things over for her like that.
And things are dying down, they're making up. Ted's kissing her neck. And then Charlotte starts to panic. "Ted-Ted! Ted we didn't use a condom-" and she's trying to pull off his knot which-ouch, so Ted has to hold her still. "Uh-yeah, think we forgot about that in the heat of things." And he's also panicking.
The town's so small that Charlotte's worried word might get out that Charlotte's buying morning after pills. So Paul goes with her. She's there for moral support, that's the story. Paul is mortified, but he doesn't want Charlotte panicking so much.
Tbh Paul probably gets drunk at a Halloween party the whole town's at and spills the beans. Likely after Sam tries to put the moves on him, just fckin, walks up to the mic and, "Attention? Attention. Can everybody hear me? Cuz I can't hear yoooou." And he snorts and giggles like that's the funniest shit. "Sam... buddy, pal. That cop right there. Him. Yeah. He's a manwhore fucking every omega in sight, 'cept his own wife!" And the town goes silent, they already knew. But no one had confronted Sam about it. The balls on this omega. "But that's okay! Cuz she's found herself a new alpha. And she's finally happy! Yaaaay Charlotte! I love you-I'm not done! Hey!" Bill's dragging him and his drunk ass off stage, "This is why I'm the designated driver."
I'm p sure a fight breaks out. It doesn't escalate too far, not with the whole town there to witness it.
Sam and Charlotte's end is bittersweet. They talk things over, once the party's died down and everyone's just about left. And agree to a divorce. They do hope for the best for each other. "If Ted ever starts annoying you, you just give me a call and I'll lock him up for the weekend." "And if you need advice on how to take care of babies, you call me. I know that's probably the reason why you weren't home so much. I could smell the hormones." "... Well, I didn't know!" "... Oops. You got some calls to make. Better do that omega right, mister. I'll kick your ass."
Idk man I just want them to have a bittersweet end
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Everything Wrong With: Into The Spiderverse [Done Right]
Cinema Sins dropped the fucking ball with that take, so I decided to do it better in honor of this movie releasing on Netflix.
All sins will end with a (+), all sin removals will end with a (-). 3, 2, 1, PENGU!
Logos aside, got to sin for that single tone in the music getting uncomfortably louder to me during them. (+)
Nice try, jokes on narration is still narration (+)
Bonus petty sin for not casting Tobey (+)
I love ya, movie, but you just had to crack wise at the best thing to come out of Spiderman 3 (+)
Petty sin for ringing me flashbacks of my childhood. Sure it wasn’t a spidey popsicle, but it hurt just the same (+)
Wow Spidey, way to downplay the other heroes in New York (+)
Sin for making me think Post Malone is a good musician. Good meaning producing more than 1 good song. (+)
Sin off for giving me that pure melanin that is Miles’ family. (-)
Assuming this is all the same morning, how long did it take Miles to get ready? Jefferson was only in a tee at the house yet was conveniently able to catch Miles on the street, fully suited, in the car. (+)
There are police in this movie. (+)
Jameson can’t be around for this one. smh (+)
I’m with Miles. Dad was being pretty petty right there. (+)
Petty sin for making me look at calculus, and I know that’s calc. (+)
Miles shouldn’t be needing all them books. I’m not even there and this school already feels like torture. (+)
Sin off for that smooth Einstein quote (-)
Come on, Miles, you tried too hard to fail. (+)
Seriously, NO student should be having that many books regardless of the schedule. This private school is worse than college. (+)
Okay, three sins off for playing Biggie Smalls (-)(-)(-)
Tho I gotta sin back for censorsing the vocals.(+)
Miles doesn’t at all feel the spider crawl up his body. Even I could feel a bug on my sleeves. (+)
Yet again, radioactive spider bite doesn’t immediately kill ‘em. (+)
A sin not to the movie, but to Marvel for essentially undercutting Miles’ roomie to make way for Homecoming essentially taking that for themselves. I haven’t forgotten. (+)
Sin off for Miles and (G)wanda’s adorkable moment (-)
Says his plan is terrible and throws him over thinking that’ll work (+)
Snitches (+)
Officer says open up and forgets his key to his own office? (+)
Middle schooler is still gunning after taking a steel beam to the gut (+)
What happen to the Green Goblin? He is never mentioned again after this. (+)
“You don’t have a choice“ cliche (+)
Okay, sin off for the flash drive joke (-)
Miles has a phone capable of recording that in good quality (+)
Goblin thinks that’s a good idea that won’t kill him (+)
They killed the Green Goblin. (+)
“No pressure.” (+)
Prowler has special eyewear yet couldn’t recognize Miles? (+)
Bonus sin for the cape (+)
Poor choice of music for a serious scene (+)
Stan lee cameo. Obligated sin off. (-)
Miles survives that fall (+)
Miles takes off layers in the middle of a snowy night and is not cold in the slightest. Not even a shiver in his voice. (+)
This isn’t the last time (+)
I fear what a Spidey themed restaurant is (+)
Beter gets 11 slams across the city, a tombstone to the face, face across high moving pavement, countless more face slams, and doesn’t suffer a full on concussion. I get Spider-Man’s strong but he’s not regenerative nor indestructible. (+)
“Don’t watch the mouth, watch the hands.“ The implications (+)
Beter would be better than Jeremy at CinemaSins (+)
Dude, you got sauce on the lens. (+)
Preferential, but the blurriness of the less focused backgrounds honestly hurts my eyes sometimes, like someone rubbed vaseline on everything but the focused. (+)
Two sins off for playing St. Elmo’s Fire (-)(-)
Beter being barefoot in the snow makes me wanna scream (+)
Tell that to Spiderman E-751263 with his web cape (+)
Ah, the frame that sparked the most basic meme ever (+)
Hobo peter is better Peter, Miles (+)
Two sins for the horrible sight of a desktop (+)(+)
The cellular decay and the glitching doesn’t play all that much in the stakes. The Spidermun don’t get weaker because of it nor affects their combat until the very end. It all makes sense nonetheless, but it feels like an afterthought watching again. (+)
Doc Ock? Still hot. Seven Sins off! (-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)
Doc’s arms are no match for yoga balls (+)
Gwen’s arrival is pretty convenient (+)
Scientists don’t immediately notice/react to the Spidermun barging in (+)
Shout out to the female scientist that wanted no part of it all and just wanted her drink (-)
Bagel! (-)
Microscopic scientists can’t apparently aim for shit (+)
Sin off for the hard rock (-)
Gwen was able to keep all that hair in her mask without a net (+)
Stop saying one last time. There’s gonna be sequels. (+)
“I don’t do friends“ cliche (+)
The Comic Con joke? Peak comedy. (-)
Another sin off for Miles and (G)wen adorkable moment (-)
Wait, wasn’t it snowing outside the other night? It all melted that quick? (+)
Beter gets sticky shit on the doorbell. (+)
Three sins off for Aunt May (-)(-)(-)
How come no other hero is around? Daredevil and the Defenders? Strange? Reed? Nobody else noticed that explosion and is reacting accordingly? (+)
I don’t wanna know where them wet hands have truly been. (+)
Nicholas Cage... (-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)
The B team don’t get better screentime other than a couple moments each. Benefits the story but it’s still a tad underwhelming in hindsight. (+)
Also, would’ve preferred Peni having a less kawaii design. (+)
You mean Noir had a gun? And doesn’t have it? (+)
“Punch Nazis“ (-)
Also, I’m getting Kung Fu Panda vibes now (-)
Way to put on the pressure (+)
What is this music? (+)
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN (+)
Cars continue to move even when driver should realize something’s happening to their car (+)
RIP Motorcycle (+)
Cool Sp//dr scene (-)
Also Peni wears heelys (-)
Has anybody gotten any sleep? I’m not sinning this one but it feels like nobody’s had the chance to rest since it’s been a couple days.
How was he followed? Didn’t notice a tracker or anything to hint this. Oh wait, the suit.... Goddamn it. (+)
Peni was just standing there for a bit. Get in the robot! (+)
Tombstone gets thrown out only to instantly come back in (+)
Barely anybody in the neighborhood is outside to see the action. Everyone there can’t be that smart. (+)
A bit tasteless, but it’s a bit kinda embarrassing that Prowler was outsmarted by a kid in a Spiderman halloween costume. (+)
Kingpin got out that car faster than a child support dodger (+)
Sins off for Aaron’s final words (-)(-)
You honestly think he’d be okay? (+)
This music (+)
Admittedly, tying him up in this pretty trashed room is not a good look (+)
Beter already named the lightning strike after only seeing it once (+)
“You got the spark“ cliche (+)
Sin off for the pun anyways. (-)
“Leap of Faith“ scene (-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)
Okay, now:
The re purposed quotes overplay the quiet suspense of the scene (+)
Assuming this takes place on the same night, I refuse to believe that suit was able to dry so quickly after all that paint (+)
And that Miles is able to just put on the mask without worrying about the paint fumes (+)
Miles puts on a couple layers over the suit only to take ‘em off later on. (+)
Why’d they take the bus? (+)
Only good joke from Spider-Ham and he didn’t even set it up (+)
Beter loss his beer gut overnight it seems (+)
Also that scene with MJ was pretty flat. Funny, but flat. (+)
“Last second gotcha from the villains“ cliche (+)
Convenient timing (+)
So Doc’s just okay with destroying her machine like that? (+)
Best line from Porker (-)
Welp, Doc Ock is certainly gone. Seriously, we never see her again. It’s tragic. (+)
Smashing isn’t gonna help, Fisk. Phrasing (+)
Miles is somehow able to figure out everyone’s dimensions (+)
Last sin off for Miles and Gwen adorkable moment (-)
You’d think Miles would try to reason with Kingpin so they don’t possibly die? (+)
Fisk is unnaturally agile enough to catch a flying train (+)
Well that plot thread was done in an instant (+)
Kingpin just stands there. Doesn’t finish him off when he genuinely has the chance. (+)
Jefferson survives the explosion unscathed. (+)
“One Last Time“ (+)
Miles just lets his roomie know his identity without question (+)
Drones are the true villains (+)
Couple Sins off for banging credits themes (-)(-)
Also a few for the great credits sequence (-)(-)(-)
Saw some t-posing (+)
Great quote from Stan Lee (-)
Seven sins off for great animation overall (-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)(-)
A good End Credits scene (-)
“One Last Time“ (+)
SINS TOTAL: 102 - 79 = 23
Statement: Puberty is a cruel mistress.
#into the spider verse#spider man into the spider verse#spider man#mnky shitpost#marvel#long post#cinema sins
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Title: The Haunting Blessing of Wayne Manor
Summary: Tim is convinced a demon has moved into the Wayne Manor; Jason decides it's past time Wayne Manor is blessed.
(Set in Catie's Fr. Todd AU) (ao3)
It’s @catie-does-things ‘s birthday today!! Happy birthday Catie!!!!! The Manor seems like an excessively Massive place to bless but Fr. Todd’s gonna Do It Anyway!!! Hope you enjoy and have a great birthday :D (as a sn: this is based entirely on house blessings that my college chaplain did for us...but the last one of those was 3 years ago; also semi-based on a story from one of my chaplains that it’s also been about 3 years since I’ve heard...I think most of it is pretty Accurate to how Life Works tho)
“I think there’s a demon in the Mansion,” Tim says, and Jason doesn’t look up from the Halloween lesson notes he’s preparing for the elementary and middle-schoolers at the school Dominic’s been assigned to.
“You can’t keep calling Damian that,” he says absently, starring a place he thinks can reword.
“You’re the one who started it,” Tim says sullenly. Jason looks up when he shifts in his chair, and frowns. Tim’s face is twisted and serious, and though he clutches the mug of coffee Jason’s made for him, he hasn’t taken a sip of it at all. He looks tired, not strictly unusual, but pale also.
Jason snaps his notebook shut and gives Tim his full attention. “I was just there last week for dinner,” he prompts. “Nobody mentioned anything abnormal.”
“Bruce thinks I’m being suspicious,” Tim admits, and Jason can tell that stings. “I think Dick is starting to come around, but he didn’t believe me at first either--” just a hint of bitterness, bygones of Dick’s Batman days--”and who the hell knows what Damian thinks. Cass agrees though,” he adds as if that’s all that matters. The two of them, through thick and thin.
“Have you been spending the night at the Mansion?” Jason asks, surprised. Since moving back in with Cass, he’d figured Tim, who had a bad habit of withdrawal, had been keeping mostly to himself. He made sure to keep his appointments, like his weekly coffee or brunch get together with Jason, but, when not patrolling, stayed holed up in his apartment.
It’s part of why Bruce approves the living arrangements--someone’s keeping an eye on him.
Tim shrugs. “Late patrols, working a case, Cass is in Hong Kong. Anyway,” he adds pointedly, like that’s not the point, “the point is, there’s something. It started in my old room and I think it’s moved to the sitting room.”
“Unhelpful,” Jason says. “There’s a million sitting rooms.”
Tim eyes him. “The only sitting room that matters. You know.”
Jason laughs. He does know, it’s essentially Tim’s sitting room at this point, though Jason favors it too when he comes to visit--it has the best natural light in the Manor, great for naps for someone like Tim, who, cat-like, seeks out sunny spots of solitude.
Tim still looks troubled though, and Jason sighs. “I’ll talk with the pastor,” he says. “And I’ll come by and bless the Manor.” He pauses, thoughtful, and adds, “That’d be a good thing to do anyway.”
“You think sprinkling some water will work?” Tim asks skeptically.
“Hey, you came to me,” Jason reminds him.
Tim chews on his lip. “How long?”
“Probably tomorrow,” Jason says. He’s torn--ordinarily he’d suggest confession for the sacramental graces, but only Bruce and Dick had ever been baptized Catholic (and Jason’s not even sure about Dick). Tim, neglected in more ways than one, has never been exposed much to religion outside of an academic context at all. And Damian...well he’s a special case.
Instead, Jason impulsively he reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a Rosary. He drops it gently into Tim’s cupped hand, saying, “Here, take this.”
Tim stares down at it. “I don’t know what to do with it,” he admits.
Jason bites down on the suggestion that he ask Bruce--Tim would take it as a dismissal, even if Jason definitely doesn’t mean it that way. Instead, he starts, “The big bead is the Our Father, and then the next ones are the Hail Marys, see it’s a decade, and after ten Hail Marys comes the Glory Be and the Fatima Prayer.” He goes over each prayer with Tim, who is absorbing it all, and then sends him off with a reminder that Bruce, though rusty, knows all the prayers if Tim forgets.
Tim gives him a glare, knowing what Jason is half-suggesting, but he says, “Thanks,” softly and is on his way.
Jason comes by the Manor the next day, armed with a prayer book and holy water. The pastor has been called away for a hospital visit, and Dominic is on retreat with his middle schoolers, so Jason is left by himself.
Damian sniffs haughtily when he sees Jason. “I expected more tools for Drake’s exorcism,” he says.
“I’m not an exorcist,” Jason reminds him. It’s a conversation he’s had frequently with his brothers, who, after discovering the diocese exorcist is kept secret, have decided, firmly, that it must be Jason. “And no one would perform an exorcism here,” he adds for good measure.
Damian grumbles something and leaves just as Bruce comes into the foyer to greet Jason. Jason returns his hug, but eyes him disapprovingly. “You should know better than to dismiss Tim like that,” he says softly. “Especially over a spiritual matter. You’re not a skeptic.”
Bruce’s brow furrows, but he accepts the scolding.
“Okay,” Jason amends. “You’re a detective, so you question, but you’ve seen too much to doubt the reality of a demon.”
“That’s fair,” Bruce agrees.
Jason waits a beat, and then adds, “And he’s the one who always believed you were alive. He found you.”
Bruce nods in acknowledgement. “Tim and I have already talked,” he says. There’s an implication Bruce apologized, and Jason is glad. He’s getting better at that. Jason’s always a little surprised when Bruce just listens to him these days.
Bruce’s mouth slants down, not quite a frown. “I’ve been worried about him, but I think seeing you yesterday helped. He seems...almost excited about the blessing. Intrigued.”
Jason’s lips quirk up. “He’ll be disappointed. This isn’t an exorcism, as I keep telling Damian.”
Bruce laughs a little. “Cassie will be back from Hong Kong soon, and I wouldn’t be surprised if you got a call from them to come bless the apartment.”
Jason shrugs. “I should’ve done it ages ago.”
“Well come in,” Bruce says, gesturing, but Jason says, “I think it’d be best to be thorough and start here.”
Bruce nods. “I’ll get Tim,” he says. “And round up the others.”
“Other than Damian?” Jason asks, and Bruce shrugs. “Dick has been in and out.”
He returns with Tim, no Dick or Damian, but he’s also brought along Alfred, who offers Jason a pat on the shoulder and water bottle; Jason accepts both gratefully.
Tim still looks pale, but he grins at Jason, who says, “We’ll lets get started. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit…”
They work their way methodically through the Manor, Jason finding prayer passages for rooms he didn’t even know still existed. (He realizes it’s a mansion but why does there have to be a ballroom? He mentally says an extra prayer there, thinking of children subjected to boredom at galas while adults hunt for iniquity in the name of charity; he says an extra prayer in the library as well because the smart asses of this house, himself included, could use some actual Wisdom sometimes). Damian joins them somewhere along the way, lurking behind them and acting disinterested, even though he’s definitely listening.
They pick up Dick along the way, too. Jason focuses on the prayers and the blessings, but it doesn’t escape his notice that Dick slips an arm around Tim and whispers something in his ear that makes Tim smile, even as he shushes him. He even crosses himself a few times, right to left, and Jason files that away because did he know Dick was raised Orthodox? (Eastern Rite, maybe? He definitely didn’t know.)
When they reach the sitting room, Tim flinches. There is a drastic drop in temperature, and even Jason shivers. It’s not like Tim to be afraid, though, and he takes a few steps into the room after Jason, whispers, “It’s in here.”
Jason nods, and flips his book to pray the sitting room prayers, and, when done, sprinkles the holy water, three times, In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
Then he’s done with that, and they continue. It’s a while before the whole Mansion is blessed, and Bruce even lets him bless the Cave, where he finally concludes, blessing his entire family, In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.
When he’s done, he takes a long drink of water from the bottle Alfred’s provided. He’s taken sips throughout the blessing, but the blessing has still left him thirst. He wants to catch Dick, gently suggest to him that Tim might still be harboring some hurt from Dick’s time as Batman, but before he can, Dick drags Tim off to the computer, and Bruce, brow furrowing suspiciously, follows him. Perhaps Dick realizes that, or maybe he just feels guilty about being dismissive of Tim initially. Jason doesn’t give his older brother enough credit, sometimes, but he does resolve to bring it up, along with Dick’s religious background, next time Dick stops by the rectory.
Alfred retreats too, to finish dinner, a pointed look at Jason that tells him he’s staying and will be returning with food for Dominic and his pastor. Jason smiles back, but before he realizes it, he’s alone with Damian, who, with arms crossed tightly against his chest, dog firmly at his side, clearly wants to talk. Jason waits.
“Could my grandfather--,” Damian starts, not looking at Jason.
“Maybe a curse or something,” Jason answers, shrugging. “It’s not unheard of. But,” he adds, gently, “the Manor is very old. There’s a lot of trauma here, too. I couldn’t say for sure where it may have come from.”
He pauses, frowning at the boy, and then ventures, “You know your grandfather isn’t actually a demon, don’t you? He’s a man who’s prolonged his life artificially.”
“No,” Damian corrects. “The Lazarus Pit--,”
“I don’t mean through modern medication or anything like that,” Jason interrupts gently. “I just mean we’re not supposed to live that long. Death is natural. Immortality is not; he’s cheating death. It doesn’t matter what he calls himself, it doesn’t change the nature of what he is, and that’s a man and a mortal.”
“And a coward?” Damian asks, and Jason’s mouth twists. Whatever Damian might say, Ra’s Al Ghul is still his family.
“That’s not for me to decide,” he says quietly, finally. “But I would caution anyone about fearing death of the flesh more than death of the soul.”
Damian hums, then says, clipped, “Thank you, Todd,” and Jason breathes a sigh of relief that this conversation has gone better than the one they’d had last month regarding animals’ souls and whether or not they go to heaven.
Jason stays for dinner, and, as predicted, is plied with numerous tupperwares of food for him for the week and for Fr. Dominic and Fr. Paul, his pastor.
“The parishioners will think you don’t appreciate them,” he teases Alfred, as he accepts. Alfred sniffs a little and says that that is hardly his intent, but he returns Jason’s kiss on the cheek with a fond hand pat, and several more slices of bread.
Jason says his goodbyes, and Tim hops up, ostensibly to help him carry the tupperware to his car. When they’re outside, though, Tim says, earnestly, “Thanks for believing me, Jay.”
Jason catches his hand and squeezes it. “If it doesn’t go away, you know where to find me. We have a process.”
Tim’s eyes glint mischievously as he shakes his head and mutters “Catholics.”
“Hey,” Jason says, lightly, “if you’re jealous, it’s not too late to join us.”
Tim snorts, but when Jason tells him to bow his head, he does. Jason gives him another blessing. After he’s finished the Sign of the Cross, Jason snags Tim around the neck and rubs his knuckles against his hair.
“Hey!” Tim protests, batting at Jason’s hands and trying to wriggle away from the unexpected nougie attack. “I was trying to be reverent!”
“Aren’t we all, kid,” Jason laughs, releasing him. He gives him a little push towards the Manor. “Go get some sleep, Tim, you look like death.”
“Memento Mori,” Tim quips solemnly, rubbing at his head. He flashes Jason a grin, though, and heads back inside.
Jason stands for a minute beside his car, looking up at the Manor and the grounds sprawling behind it. It’s dark and imposing at night, but Jason knows the depth of warmth and love inside. It wells up inside him now, too, and says a little prayer of Thanksgiving, before returning home to the rectory.
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Sept 24 Dancitron Movie Night - Assassin’s Creed
Prowl wasn’t here because this movie was chock full of so much back-of-the-neck mind-invading.
Today
opatoes 7:58 pm
/Smokescreen's coming in, much shorter than he was last week but here, at least!/
Kelpy 7:59 pm
Fire.
opatoes 7:59 pm
Soundwave, I need to find you the terrible lifehack videos!
NoodlesAtNight 7:59 pm
*Soundwave stares at Smokescreen with his arms half full of bowls for the bar.* [[No. No, you don't. ... What in Pit happened to you.]]
[[Greetings, Swerve.]]
Kelpy 8:00 pm
Hey Soundwave.
opatoes 8:00 pm
... Every time a greyface hugs me, I shrink by an inch.
/He is about 5 feet at the moment./
SCProwl 8:00 pm
((o h my gd whyyyyyyy
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:00 pm
*the dragon wanders in, fluffy and bearing treats as always! she got fancy this time, with delicate syrups and intricate carvings, but they're still the tasty dragon treats everyone knows and loves* Hello, Soundwave, Ravage, everyone!
Darkscream 8:01 pm
[skreeee
Chaoit 8:01 pm
((HI!
Today
Darkscream 8:01 pm
[rabbit don't you DARE go to hell on me I swear to Primus
NoodlesAtNight 8:01 pm
[[Good evening, dragon. And smack them if they insist on hugging you.]]
opatoes 8:01 pm
/Smokescreen is practically running after the treats!/
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:02 pm
*stops outside to roll around in the dust and what not*
Kelpy 8:02 pm
I had a thought and then I forgot it.
opatoes 8:02 pm
I would if I could, Soundwave. On the bright side, every time I hug a Cybertronian, I grow an inch, so I guess I need to get really close with someone soon!
Darkscream 8:02 pm
[*intense squinting at rabbit for the glitching*
NoodlesAtNight 8:02 pm
[[Don't you dare.]]
((if it's being awful refresh))
opatoes 8:03 pm
Don't I dare?
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:03 pm
*huffs, this is not up to his standards*
*promptly stops caring and sprints inside to find Bird*
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:04 pm
*the dragon puffs up, interposing all tiny feet of herself between Soundwave and Smokescreen* You don't dare! *grr. such fierce. much protect. very power. wow.*
NoodlesAtNight 8:04 pm
*What an amazing and wonderful dragon. He must find her more butter.* [[Thank you for saving him.]]
opatoes 8:04 pm
Wait, THAT'S what you're worried about? I'm not gonna hug a bot that doesn't want to be hugged.
Darkscream 8:04 pm
[Okay it seems to be better now]
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm
Bird!
NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm
[[Oh. Good. In that case, enjoy the bar treats.]] *Waves a hand in that direction and sits.*
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm
Bird?
NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm
{{What?}}
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:05 pm
Hi Bird : >
NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm
{{Hello.}}
Chaoit 8:05 pm
-trots in, yawning a bit-
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:05 pm
Good! *the dragon preens herself proudly, before going back to her treat cart and continuing to place them where they belong.*
NoodlesAtNight 8:05 pm
*Does this Blaster EVER get sleep? Soundwave must wonder.*
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:06 pm
Me Swoop miss You! : >
opatoes 8:06 pm
Thank you, Soundwave. You don't know how hungry I am right now! /He's practically throwing himself at the bar, ready to help himself!/
Chaoit 8:06 pm
-nightmares, Soundwave. They tend to cut sleep short-
Kelpy 8:07 pm
This video name is very misleading. These are crafts, not life hacks. Why did they lie.
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:07 pm
((literally why would you want that))
((rope covered lightbulbs seem like an invitation to have someone accidentally smash one and cut themselves up))
opatoes 8:07 pm
((HONESTLY some lifehacks are just... not lifehacks at all
opatoes 8:08 pm
... Wait, you can do that?
OH
Chaoit 8:08 pm
((what the fuck no, don't do that
opatoes 8:08 pm
Oh, I thought they were replacing the glass or something
I want a weird bottle shaped light
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:08 pm
((I'm torn between agreeing or a sarcastic comment on about how not everyone is a pterodactyl with big pterodactyl wings))
opatoes 8:08 pm
Idea #1: Static fingers
Darkscream 8:10 pm
Peers in through the doorway - are they even inside - before coming in. Dipping her wings down to keep them out of the way before coming inside. Huh. There are quite a few more mechs here than she thought. Welp. This is going to be an interesting night!
chronosmith 8:12 pm
((omg i love thse crappy 5 minute craft videos))
opatoes 8:12 pm
((i know right
chronosmith 8:13 pm
*this is the last week of the four weeks his offering of exotic space caviar has awarded him free drinks, Whirl is already up at that bar*
opatoes 8:13 pm
What kinda statement would it be to just, like, spray yourself in mirror spray?
NoodlesAtNight 8:13 pm
((making a food brb
opatoes 8:14 pm
why pumpkins
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:15 pm
*rocks back and forth on his heels* Me Swoop want hang out more with You BIrd!
Me 8:15 pm
((look at all this shit i am So Ready for the halloween aesthetic holy shit. it's time.))
Kelpy 8:16 pm
//lmao
opatoes 8:16 pm
((MOOD i should pull out my spider cup
Darkscream 8:16 pm
[do eit
chronosmith 8:16 pm
SAME))
Darkscream 8:16 pm
[I'd have it out all year
opatoes 8:16 pm
((i already have my anatomically incorrect dinosaur and spider skeletons out on display
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:16 pm
((TIME TO GET SPOOKY))
opatoes 8:16 pm
((i do! i'm just not using it rn
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:17 pm
((did that man just hot-glue his hands))
opatoes 8:17 pm
((yes
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:17 pm
((fear))
opatoes 8:17 pm
((yeahhh 😔
Kelpy 8:17 pm
Those are some weirdly exaggerated scare responses. Do all humans do that
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:17 pm
*wiggles in his best "pay attention to me" dance, similar to a pee pee dance but a pinch less urgent*
opatoes 8:17 pm
I think so!
... Ohhh, they're supposed to be worms
chronosmith 8:17 pm
*peers at the screen dubiously as he continues to mix. The fumes from this Gaugebuster might be deadly. He's going all out*
opatoes 8:18 pm
I just thought they liked making everything difficult
chronosmith 8:18 pm
((IT'S ME))
Darkscream 8:18 pm
I've never seen any human do any of this before for Halloween... *Frowns at this nonsense that is going on.*
opatoes 8:18 pm
w
why would you
opatoes 8:19 pm
((video is just like "just put hot glue your friend's phone."))
Chaoit 8:19 pm
-watching this in confusion-
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:19 pm
((If you're going to be a big enough asshole to hot glue shit to the front of my phone, you better have the balls to actually slam a nail through there because I'm coming for you either way.))
Me 8:19 pm
((the most terrifying halloween costume: broken phone.))
Darkscream 8:19 pm
[DON'T DO ANY OF THIS
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:19 pm
((you're so valid swoop))
chronosmith 8:19 pm
Oh yeah, it's getting to be about that time, isn't it? Hmm. Gotta figure out a way to make my costume work.
opatoes 8:19 pm
((... that one brought back memories with the chapstick
Me 8:19 pm
((these aren't even halloween, they're just pranks now?))
Kelpy 8:19 pm
//gfbfhg tbh
Kelpy 8:19 pm
//mean ones
chronosmith 8:20 pm
((HALLOWEEEEEN pranks. ...buy not really))
opatoes 8:20 pm
... is this how to make homestuck horns))
Me 8:20 pm
(("diy cheap-ass homestuck cosplay."))
opatoes 8:20 pm
((EY
Kelpy 8:20 pm
//p sure that was meant to be maleficient lmao
Me 8:20 pm
((well they CLEARLY used the wrong colors))
opatoes 8:20 pm
((its gothstuck
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:20 pm
*escalates from his "look at me" dance to full on jumping up and down*
Me 8:21 pm
((that one's actually pretty tho))
Kelpy 8:21 pm
//lmao i just recognized the shape tbh
NoodlesAtNight 8:21 pm
((okay bek))
opatoes 8:21 pm
((i knew once they put it on it was maleficent but the whole time i was thinking "homestuck?" 'cause i had to do that for some emergency troll horns once ;;
Me 8:21 pm
((omg nice))
opatoes 8:22 pm
((that sentence already says a lot about me i realize but ascxvb the vriska horns i made before broke on me
Darkscream 8:22 pm
*More wondering why Swoop is jumping around. Staring at him then the video of nonsense.*
Me 8:22 pm
((i used that super soft self-drying crayola clay))
opatoes 8:22 pm
((oooo!
NoodlesAtNight 8:22 pm
*Laserbeak decides to stop waiting to see how long Swoop will escalate the dances before it gets out of hand and waves.*
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:22 pm
*stops jumping and waves with his whole arm*
Me 8:22 pm
((so THAT'S how you make a yarn wig
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:23 pm
*now that her due diligence is done, Whirl is getting the fanciest epaulette* Hello!
NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm
*Soundwave suddenly stops being off in his own head and looks around to see who all is there. They all get nods and pings as usual, with Rumble fighting with Frenzy to push and shove his way downstairs so he can hole up with Whirl on the couch and watch movies*
opatoes 8:23 pm
((i feel like you could do the thing people do with yarn tails to make it more hair-like?
why are there so many pumpkin hacks
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:23 pm
((TINY PUMPKINS))
NoodlesAtNight 8:23 pm
((starting in 7 get whatever you need))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:23 pm
(🍕)
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:23 pm
Bird! Bird! Me Swoop miss You Bird a loooooottt!
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:23 pm
((huh. that's an emoji.))
Chaoit 8:23 pm
Um....
chronosmith 8:23 pm
*bobs his head at his epaulette; the noxious concoction is Complete* Sup?
Chaoit 8:23 pm
What was all that?
chronosmith 8:24 pm
just gonna drink straight baileys out the damn bottle))
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:24 pm
((WHAT))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:24 pm
Me! I am up! *the dragon tries not to look too proud of her joke* But, I also have been having a good week. How about you?
chronosmith 8:24 pm
not that I don't drink liquor out the bottle BUT NOT BAILEY'S, NOT A LIQEUR))
Kelpy 8:24 pm
//dfgbrdtfgbgv hacks to break the law i guess
Me 8:24 pm
((... why don't you just....... pour it in a thermos))
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:24 pm
((literally there are ten thousand other ways to drink in public))
Darkscream 8:24 pm
Humans have gotten very weird...
Me 8:24 pm
((that is the WORST way to try to drink in public))
Kelpy 8:24 pm
//not to mention it looks SO SUSPICIOUS
Chaoit 8:24 pm
Humans ARE weird
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:24 pm
((I will get one of those wine bras before attempting a boozerrito))
Kelpy 8:24 pm
//just shove your mouth into a sandwich
opatoes 8:24 pm
((... i met someone who drank it from a ketchup bottle last tfn
NoodlesAtNight 8:25 pm
{{Maybe you not miss Bird if you get scope sight, heh heh.}}
Me 8:25 pm
((omg))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:25 pm
((they're still drinking straight baileys))
Kelpy 8:25 pm
These are insanely complex and ridiculous and completely pointless
opatoes 8:25 pm
((specifically: they offered me a swig and i chugged it expecting ketchup))
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:25 pm
Pff! You funny Bird. Me Swoop GOOD shot! Kehehh. You Bird not here. Or Swoop not. Or BOTH. : <
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:26 pm
((smokeymun you are exactly a disaster))
Me 8:26 pm
((... the fact that you chugged it BEFORE knowing makes it even better))
NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm
*The fighting continues all the way right up to just in front of Whirl's couch, at which point the twins look at each other for a long, silent moment, nod, and then peacefully separate to steal different portions of said couch*
chronosmith 8:26 pm
omfg))
opatoes 8:26 pm
((asdzxvbmncx id do it again
chronosmith 8:26 pm
i would rather chug homemade moonshine that ketchup, which I hate))
and incidentally I have had homemmade moonshine, which was brought to me ina water bottle))
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:26 pm
((... what))
chronosmith 8:26 pm
good stuff))
NoodlesAtNight 8:26 pm
{{Bird busy many often times. It work! You Swoop got work too.}}
opatoes 8:26 pm
((: o
SCProwl 8:26 pm
((reading books is for wimmin, gotta watch sportsball
Chaoit 8:26 pm
.............
Chaoit 8:27 pm
Um....
SCProwl 8:27 pm
((that's all i took from that guy ruining that book is that's what he thinks
NoodlesAtNight 8:27 pm
*Soundwave sees a new face here. Who is the blue and black bot?* [[Greetings. Designation?]]
chronosmith 8:27 pm
*shrugs* Incredibly boring and monotonous. Which is not IDEAL. I almost wish someone else would come screaming down to Cybertron to try and collect my damn bounty. At least THEN I'd have something to DO that isn't... *shudders* Regular old hard WORK.
Darkscream 8:27 pm
*Facepalms.* These are things not even John would do!
NoodlesAtNight 8:27 pm
((oh look it's soundwave's mouth))
opatoes 8:28 pm
((PPHFHFPH
Kelpy 8:28 pm
These are the most pointless "hacks". Why are they doing thins
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:28 pm
*twists his torso back and forth so his arms and wings get flailed loosely around as he levels Laserbeak with his best exasperated face* Me Swoop not wooooorrrkk. Me Swoop hang out. Want to hang out with You Bird!
opatoes 8:28 pm
these dont hack my life at all 😔
NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm
{{Then you Swoop sit. Us watch movie in two minute.}}
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:28 pm
If they come down to kidnap you, I'll have to fight them, Whirl. *the dragon is deadly serious*
NoodlesAtNight 8:28 pm
//Y'WANT your life hacked? Cuz I could do it.//
opatoes 8:28 pm
Soundwave, can you hack my life
SCProwl 8:29 pm
((oh yes, just put tape directly on your skin
Darkscream 8:29 pm
*Turns her attention over to Soundwave. Assuming he was talking to her, this was the first time meeting, she put up a servo in greetings.* I'm Darkscream.
Kelpy 8:29 pm
Huh
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:29 pm
((I lik ehow they tied fishing line ot her skirt instead of using a fan or hairdryer like a sane person))
Me 8:29 pm
((reblog to save marilyn monroe's life))
opatoes 8:29 pm
((asdxcvbnzxxcv
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:29 pm
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiighs* Kaay
chronosmith 8:29 pm
Nah, fighting them off is MY honor. Sorry. I rarely share my fights, dragon. *and now at last he will make his way over to the couch, having quietly and with amusement watched World War Twins break out over the best spot*
opatoes 8:29 pm
lifehack: just destroy your stuff
opatoes 8:30 pm
... what would happen if I did this to my pedes
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:30 pm
*the dragon sighs, but nods understandingly* Of course. That's perfectly fair. I wouldn't want to deprive you of your fights.
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:30 pm
((if you actually fell that away in those shoes you'd absolutely have a broken wrist from trying to catch yourself))
Me 8:30 pm
((PONYTAIL THROUGH A KNIT HAT THAT'S THE WORST LOOK I'VE EVER SEEN HVSGDT))
Kelpy 8:30 pm
/gfhbyfghnhg
Chaoit 8:30 pm
((just
NoodlesAtNight 8:30 pm
[[What in BLAZES--]]
Chaoit 8:30 pm
((yikes
chronosmith 8:30 pm
Now, at last, we see what Prowl's special task forces get up to.
opatoes 8:30 pm
soundwave this video vexes and terrifies me
Chaoit 8:31 pm
Soundwave?
NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm
*So that's Darkscream.* [[Greetings, and welcome. Any high grade must be paid for, but solid snacks are free.]]
[[And yes?]]
Chaoit 8:31 pm
What are we watching now?
NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm
[[Nothing, because it is time to start.]]
[[And he has tortured you all long enough.]]
opatoes 8:31 pm
... but what is this lifehack
chronosmith 8:31 pm
Damn. I should've known you'd protect his secrets.
Chaoit 8:31 pm
Thank Primus
opatoes 8:31 pm
soundwave please
NoodlesAtNight 8:31 pm
[[A periscope.]]
opatoes 8:31 pm
. . . Oh
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:31 pm
*toddles after Bird to sit where she wants, for once forgetting to grab snacks for her*
NoodlesAtNight 8:32 pm
((WARNINGS: i got distracted and didn't finish but uhhhhh assassin guy gets his finger chopped off in the opening sequence (whirl consider yourself notified), disturbing imagery, needles, unwilling medical patient, lots of violence and death, a little blood))
Darkscream 8:32 pm
Good to know. Not much of a high grade mech, though I might grab a few snacks. *Smiles at Soundwave then glances around the room again. Out of all the mechs, she only recognized three, not counting Soundwave, and only one she's met before.*
NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm
((also if you've never played an AC game don't let this movie stop you. it's a horrible movie but in a fun way. the games are way better))
opatoes 8:33 pm
/Smokescreen's grabbing as many drinks as he can before jumping off the bar, running towards where round Prowl is/
chronosmith 8:33 pm
((NOTIFIED. Liquor ready to be deployed for chugging-distraction functions))
opatoes 8:33 pm
((... i always read AC as animal crossing so i was so confused for a second))
chronosmith 8:33 pm
((altair but as an animal crossing style eagle... ))
Me 8:33 pm
((Animal Creed))
((Assassin's Crossing))
opatoes 8:33 pm
((Assassin's Crossing
Kelpy 8:33 pm
//assasin crossing
SCProwl 8:33 pm
*oh right, yes, Prowl totally arrived while everyone was watching bad life hacks*
NoodlesAtNight 8:33 pm
((THE EAGLE THING IS CUTE))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:33 pm
((assassins crossing))
Me 8:34 pm
((whenever i see AC i think Advent Children))
Kelpy 8:34 pm
//mood tho
SCProwl 8:34 pm
((same, puff
chronosmith 8:34 pm
I think... Armor Class))
opatoes 8:34 pm
((Final Fantasy: Animal Crossing
Chaoit 8:34 pm
-peers back at the flier, blinking. Kinda feels like he recognizes her-
Kelpy 8:34 pm
//final fantasy seven, animal creed
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:34 pm
((only the brotherhood and also the possibility this apple is a metaphor, not a real thing))
Me 8:34 pm
((... omg i didn't know the AC plot was so..... like........ dan brown))
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:34 pm
((it is VERY dan brown))
chronosmith 8:34 pm
((ye dude))
NoodlesAtNight 8:34 pm
((you have NO idea))
opatoes 8:34 pm
man I wish I had a house that big
opatoes 8:35 pm
I wish I had a house
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm
((yeah it's really really dan brown))
Me 8:35 pm
((i had no idea))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:35 pm
What are they doing with those knives.
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:35 pm
Me SWOOP have a cave. Dino cave. ALL Dinos in cave : >
NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm
((but also really really really good))
chronosmith 8:35 pm
*leans back, drink in hand, and bobs his head, in turn, to Rumble and Frenzy both* So, how was it you were planning to hack someone's life, again? The old-fashioned way?
Me 8:35 pm
((man that apple is probably pretty much dust by now
NoodlesAtNight 8:35 pm
\\AIN'T NO BETTER WAY. HACK 'N SLASH, HEH.\\
Darkscream 8:35 pm
*Going to head to where the snacks were to be out of the way. Given she was about Megatron's height, it was a really smart idea to not block the screen. Picks at one of the crunchy snacks.*
NoodlesAtNight 8:36 pm
*Ravage peers over the bar to stare at her. ... She smells all right.*
chronosmith 8:36 pm
*tips his head back for the OPENING CHUG*
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:36 pm
Oh that's what they're doing with those knives.
opatoes 8:36 pm
... I want a cool axe
Chaoit 8:36 pm
.....yikes
chronosmith 8:36 pm
*the fumes might very well be smell-able from across the room*
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:36 pm
Them do Spanish.
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm
You Bird do Spanish?
NoodlesAtNight 8:37 pm
*They are. But Ravage's nose is strong enough he can smell Darkscream past it. Not the twins' though. They can't smell anything but booze.*
{{Si.}}
opatoes 8:37 pm
That guy's got a Megatron blade!
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm
Kehehheh
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm
((IS THAT GODSMACK))
chronosmith 8:37 pm
((omg i typed that up without reading all of ravage's comment we both went for The Smell))
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:37 pm
How many WORDS You Bird know? :V
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm
((oh no I thought it was the song from the scorpion king movie))
Darkscream 8:37 pm
*Pauses and looks back at Ravage with a curious blink. Tilts her helm a bit.* Ravage...?
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:37 pm
((this is not that song))
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:38 pm
KAHAHHAHA
Him SUCK
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:38 pm
((parkour))
NoodlesAtNight 8:38 pm
{{Aaaaaaall.}}
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:38 pm
:V
That a lot
chronosmith 8:39 pm
*returns his attention to the screen* Hell yeah, Frenzy. I mean, my first love is guns, but I can appreciate a good swordfight.
NoodlesAtNight 8:39 pm
=Yes. You are wanting drinks?=
Kelpy 8:39 pm
Um
chronosmith 8:40 pm
Huh. Patsy Cline.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:40 pm
...Is that his docent.
NoodlesAtNight 8:40 pm
\\I LIKE IT UP CLOSE 'N PERSONAL.\\ *Frenzy grins and pops a drill - but only briefly, knowing the Boss will get mad if he leaves it out.* \\DON'T NOBODY MAKE SWORDS OUR SIZE.\\
[[It appears to be.]]
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:40 pm
Hm.
opatoes 8:40 pm
... Who's blood is it, then?
Kelpy 8:40 pm
What
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm
I don't like this.
Chaoit 8:41 pm
Um
What?
Kelpy 8:41 pm
So did he kill her or
chronosmith 8:41 pm
That's a damn shame.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm
She might have suicided.
Kelpy 8:41 pm
Excellent start to a movie
NoodlesAtNight 8:41 pm
//Better'n gettin' captured 'n tortured.//
Darkscream 8:41 pm
*Good looking Ravage for this 'verses style.* The currency still in credits? *Not even paying attention to the movie! It is so silly even for her.*
opatoes 8:41 pm
those corn fields stink
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:41 pm
Generally speaking, yes.
Me 8:42 pm
((i see he already has a genetic predisposition toward wearing hoods no matter the temperature))
chronosmith 8:42 pm
Yeah, but I'd rather go down fighting, personally.
Kelpy 8:42 pm
//lmO
opatoes 8:42 pm
((PFF
NoodlesAtNight 8:42 pm
=Eh, which kind?=
((LOL))
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:42 pm
((man this movie is all about super dark scenes with one primary dominant color))
chronosmith 8:42 pm
Edgy.
Kelpy 8:43 pm
//visiblity wasn't a concern when they filmed i guess
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:43 pm
The pair's bonded. Not everyone can handle seeing their bondmate tortured in front of them.
chronosmith 8:43 pm
That's why you go out fighting TOGETHER.
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:43 pm
((am I the only one bothered by the fact we have to guess where the subtitles are going to pop up? I want it to go balls to the walls and just start showing up in the middle of the screen on top of people's faces. Go all in.))
chronosmith 8:44 pm
Get a backup plan, some kind of handy explosive you can use.
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:44 pm
Why Him all tie up?
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:44 pm
That is a better idea.
Did they have an explosive, though?
NoodlesAtNight 8:44 pm
((youtube subtitles are terrible))
Chaoit 8:44 pm
......
NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm
((and generally try to be near the speaker))
Kelpy 8:45 pm
Do we get to know who he murdered
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:45 pm
Oh. Them cut him up.
chronosmith 8:45 pm
Probably not, but that's their own bad planning.
Chaoit 8:45 pm
...oh no
chronosmith 8:45 pm
I always have some kind of grenade handy. I've got one in my subspace right now.
NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm
//Yeah? What kind?//
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:45 pm
This is definitely not a psychologically healthy way to execute someone.
chronosmith 8:45 pm
Matter of fact--*nods to Frenzy* It's the one you gave me.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:45 pm
Oooh, nice.
chronosmith 8:45 pm
Implosion grenade.
Chaoit 8:45 pm
....what?
Darkscream 8:45 pm
*Goes to her side and slips a servo into a subspace compartment. Takes a little bag out to set it down. Flips through to find a glowing chip almost like energon.* Got a more hard form or better in trade. Haven't don't much trading here. *Takes a seat at the bar if Ravage doesn't mind.*
NoodlesAtNight 8:45 pm
\\OOOOH, YOU STILL GOT IT?\\
chronosmith 8:45 pm
Hell yeah I do! Waiting for the right time to use it.
chronosmith 8:46 pm
*peers at the screen*
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:46 pm
He doesn't look dead.
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:46 pm
Dead
chronosmith 8:46 pm
Honestly, it probably would have been better if he was dead.
NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm
*Ravage ducks below the bar to peek at the list Prowl helped them set up for conversions. He's down there a moment or two before peeking over again.* =It works. What order?=
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:46 pm
Almost certainly.
Me 8:46 pm
((NO))
Kelpy 8:46 pm
What a way to wake up
opatoes 8:46 pm
This... Isn't going to go well for him is it
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:46 pm
Most people don't pretend to kill you for good reasons.
Me 8:46 pm
((WHY DO THEY DO THAT))
NoodlesAtNight 8:46 pm
((i hate that))
opatoes 8:47 pm
oh! his pants say dr! so he's a doctor right
NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm
((he should be pouring blood down his arm))
chronosmith 8:47 pm
Don't trust her. Grab the IV out of your arm and stick it in her eye.
NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm
[[Sedated him right proper, he sees.]]
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:47 pm
((I'd love to see a movie go all in on showing how dumb that is.))
opatoes 8:47 pm
imagine if he just like. put the iv back in
NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm
((in fairness, gotham sorta did))
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:47 pm
*snickers every time he falls or stumbles*
NoodlesAtNight 8:47 pm
((with alfred anyway, not fish))
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:47 pm
KEHHEHH
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:47 pm
This is a very fancy torture prison.
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:47 pm
Him suck at walking
opatoes 8:47 pm
what a walk cycle!
chronosmith 8:48 pm
*dryly* The best ones usually are. *takes another swig*
Kelpy 8:48 pm
I guess they really don't like to show faces
Chaoit 8:48 pm
......
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:48 pm
Fair. *the dragon can't really dispute that*
NoodlesAtNight 8:48 pm
//Don't flop over now, buddy. 'S a long way down 'n you ain't got wings.//
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:48 pm
YAH
Movie stuck
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:49 pm
Never ever FLIER
chronosmith 8:49 pm
No, he absolutely should.
He should jump.
Darkscream 8:49 pm
*Glances at the movie with a snort then back to Ravage.* Hrm. Happen to have a Praxis Crash? [*totally making this up*]
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:49 pm
He definitely should.
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:49 pm
Flier get away *blows raspberries*
opatoes 8:49 pm
None of this sounds healthy
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:49 pm
((THAT FUCKING subtitle))
((good god XD))
NoodlesAtNight 8:49 pm
((i missed it what was it))
chronosmith 8:49 pm
((KEEPIN U ON YOUR TOES))
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:49 pm
((who puts a subtitle in the upper right hand corner?))
Me 8:49 pm
((bouncing around everywhere))
opatoes 8:50 pm
((i get that they're trying to make it match the location but like. just put it in the bottom center area!!
Me 8:50 pm
((like a pong match))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:50 pm
Well, that's one way to not gain someone's trust.
Chaoit 8:50 pm
((ick
NoodlesAtNight 8:50 pm
=Praxis Crash?= *It's been a while since someone asked for a Klingon/Praxus mix. Usually that's the kind of thing their own Prowl runs for.* =Yes. A moment.=
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:50 pm
((I literally feel like I'm at the eye doctor where they make you stare at the center and ask you to click that little thing every time a spot of light shows up in the periphery of your vision))
Kelpy 8:51 pm
They're super bad at explaining anything anywhere
Chaoit 8:51 pm
..............
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:51 pm
*the dragon winces* That's a torture device.
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:51 pm
??
Chaoit 8:51 pm
-nope-
opatoes 8:51 pm
... So, is this like the cortical psychic patch but for humans from different points in time?
chronosmith 8:51 pm
I swear to god, these two had better not end up in one of those dumb romances.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:51 pm
*don't mind her, she's just going to scratch at the back of her head*
NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm
[[Apparently.]]
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:51 pm
keheeheh
chronosmith 8:51 pm
If they don't end this movie as arch-enemies then I call bullshit.
NoodlesAtNight 8:51 pm
*He's silently grateful Ravage told him to tell Prowl not to come.*
opatoes 8:51 pm
You know, for the patch's credit, at least it doesn't physically lift you up!
Me 8:51 pm
((this is such bullshit science lmao))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:52 pm
((I know right))
((it's so bad))
opatoes 8:52 pm
I wish I had DNA
Me 8:52 pm
((SEARCHING DNA FOR TIMEFRAME ASFGDKGH))
Chaoit 8:52 pm
((so much bs right here
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:52 pm
Why do you want DNA?
opatoes 8:52 pm
So I can travel through time, apparently!
Kelpy 8:52 pm
//"Let's say science words, they'll nevrr know were making it up
Chaoit 8:52 pm
That...didn't look like it was....what is going on?
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:53 pm
...I implore you to trust me- that is not how DNA works.
Darkscream 8:53 pm
*Having no idea anyone else would of ordered the same, Darkscream fiddles with her bag of currency. Getting out the appropriate credits for Ravage. Everything on the movie was NONSENSE.*
opatoes 8:53 pm
... Really? Man, what a disappointment.
Kelpy 8:53 pm
Did thery just dump him into a time portal
Or did he fall into something else
NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm
[[Of course it isn't. He's never traveled through time simply by inspecting a memory. If anyone could have done it, he would have.]]
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:53 pm
You can clone beings and create new ones with DNA. But definitely not travel through time.
opatoes 8:53 pm
... Actually, can I use the patch on myself? I want to remember things.
chronosmith 8:53 pm
*sidelong look at Soundwave*
NoodlesAtNight 8:53 pm
[[They dipped him into his own memory, he thinks.]]
[[...What?]]
opatoes 8:54 pm
... What?
chronosmith 8:54 pm
What?
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:54 pm
What?
Kelpy 8:54 pm
What
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:54 pm
hi
NoodlesAtNight 8:54 pm
*Ravage paws the credits off the counter and passes over the drink. Enjoy.*
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:54 pm
Hi, Swoop.
chronosmith 8:54 pm
*now looks at Swoop* What?
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:54 pm
*waves*
chronosmith 8:55 pm
*nods solemnly. Time for another swig*
Darkscream 8:55 pm
*DNA time travelling is silly. Smiles as she takes the drink.* Thanks, Ravage. *Lets her wings relax, keeping them out of his view too, and sips at the drink. Sighing at the good taste.*
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:55 pm
*snarls* Eaten take them.
chronosmith 8:56 pm
Wow, those weapons aren't obvious at all.
opatoes 8:56 pm
Actually, Soundwave- any idea if you can, like, use the patch on bots that aren't online anymore? Hypothetically?
chronosmith 8:56 pm
...Okay, that was pretty sick.
NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm
[[/He/ cannot.]]
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:56 pm
*SHRIEKS with laughter*
NoodlesAtNight 8:56 pm
*But he has heard that those with needles can. And that is frightening.*
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:56 pm
*the dragon churrs delightedly*
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:56 pm
Death from ABOVE ekehehhehhhehh
Kelpy 8:56 pm
Oh.
opatoes 8:57 pm
Wait, seriously? ... How likely is it that a bot with needles has done that, do you think?
They clean their needles every time, right?
Kelpy 8:57 pm
[coughs]
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:57 pm
Did the female assassin just beat a man with a spinning stick?
NoodlesAtNight 8:57 pm
[[He doesn't know and doesn't care to think about it.]]
Chaoit 8:57 pm
-shrinking back- I really don't like the general premise of this movie...
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:57 pm
It's about rebels killing torturers and mind-controllers.
I'm enjoying the premise immensely.
NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm
[[Agreed.]]
chronosmith 8:58 pm
I know a mnemosurgeon who can. Or, he used to be able to. Probably isn't allowed anymore.
opatoes 8:58 pm
/Smokescreen's rubbing the back of his neck, feeling a bit grossed out./
NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm
[[Oh? Who?]]
Chaoit 8:58 pm
I mean how they're seeing all this
NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm
*Takes note of Blaster's discomfort. Hm.*
chronosmith 8:58 pm
Chromedome. Only mnemosurgeon I know, really.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:58 pm
Oh, the scientific premise is complete garbage, if that's what bothers you.
chronosmith 8:58 pm
His junxie doesn't like him injecting, though.
NoodlesAtNight 8:58 pm
[[His - what?]]
Kelpy 8:58 pm
Conjunx.
NoodlesAtNight 8:59 pm
[[Oh. Rewind? What has he got against it?]]
MedicalMurdersaurus 8:59 pm
mmm-nemo
opatoes 8:59 pm
I know, like, three mnemosurgeons and one of them is offlined, another is a bot I'd never let use his drills on me, and the other- he's not that skilled at it yet.
Kelpy 8:59 pm
I never actually asked why he doesn't like it.
Chaoit 8:59 pm
-winces-
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 8:59 pm
...Anything you use to pull precious cargo is not that stupid, right? Right?
chronosmith 9:00 pm
Bad for his health. *dryly* Rewind has a vested interest in keeping Chromedome around.
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:00 pm
What muh-nemo means?
opatoes 9:00 pm
But Chromedome? How good is he at that stuff? I guess he probably shouldn't do it, but still, it might not hurt to ask him about the stuff sometimes!
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:00 pm
It is that stupid.
Chaoit 9:00 pm
-heights! Nope!-
Darkscream 9:00 pm
*Watching the movie with mild interest/disinterest. It's all so BROWN and not very interesting.*
chronosmith 9:00 pm
Apparently that sort of this is addictive. *waves a claw* He's been trying to quit. Rewind's there to make SURE it happens.
NoodlesAtNight 9:00 pm
[[Addictive? He experiences withdrawals if he does not do it?]]
chronosmith 9:01 pm
Maybe? I dunno. You'd have to ask him.
And, I mean... I saw him pull the memories out of a mech who had just been killed by a sparkeater.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:01 pm
Gee, look at all those symbols just like the one that the bad guys use. I wonder if it's a sign.
chronosmith 9:01 pm
He's PRETTY good.
Kelpy 9:01 pm
I remember that.
That's when I found my bar.
opatoes 9:01 pm
... So, Apple got really big in this world, I guess.
NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm
\\HAH\\
opatoes 9:02 pm
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night!
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:02 pm
PFFF
chronosmith 9:02 pm
PFFT.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:02 pm
Does he need his offspring to do everything for him? Make his science, write his speeches, put on his clothes?
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:02 pm
CURE violence?
pffffffffffffffffffffffff
chronosmith 9:02 pm
I know, right?
NoodlesAtNight 9:02 pm
*Soundwave makes a note to install some sort of self-destruct device in case he ever dies alone in the presence of mnemosurgeons.*
Darkscream 9:03 pm
*Slips her bag back into subspace so she didn't forget about it later. Tilts her helm towards Blaster. Hums a moment then raises her voice just enough to get his attention.* Blaster! Come sit over here.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:03 pm
Piteous traitor to his kind. If I felt pity for the creature.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:04 pm
...
I'm going to compost every human in that building.
NoodlesAtNight 9:04 pm
[[Do.]]
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:04 pm
((this is the most expositiony conversation I've heard in eons))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:04 pm
I'd threaten to eat them, but I fear I'd get poisoning from it.
chronosmith 9:04 pm
On the one hand I wanna say this is cartoonishly evil, but I mean. This is more or less what Functionists were like, so.
opatoes 9:04 pm
I wish I had a brotherhood
... I wish I had brothers
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:05 pm
Compost the creatures and reuse them for better purposes.
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:05 pm
Brothers are AWESOME
Kelpy 9:05 pm
They'd posion the plants.
Me 9:05 pm
((that was SUCH a hamhanded infodump))
NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm
//Only sometimes.// \\HEY!\\
opatoes 9:05 pm
You have brothers, Swoop?
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:05 pm
YAH
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:05 pm
Like not being evil and wasting air.
chronosmith 9:05 pm
*snickers*
NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm
*Rumble cackles and leans over to bop Frenzy.*
Me 9:05 pm
((anyway i'm renaming the head villain dude jeff bezos))
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:05 pm
Grimlock, Sludge, Slag, Snarl, Slash.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:05 pm
((valid))
chronosmith 9:05 pm
((ndjwfd))
NoodlesAtNight 9:05 pm
((oh excellent))
opatoes 9:06 pm
Man, I'm kinda jealous! Anybody want a new brother?
NoodlesAtNight 9:06 pm
{{...Who Slash?}}
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:06 pm
Her Slash is a RAPTOR
opatoes 9:06 pm
You've got a huge family, Swoop!
Chaoit 9:06 pm
-whelp, may not totally recognize the flier, but going over all the same-
chronosmith 9:06 pm
I'm good. The last thing I need is to burden anyone with a relation to ME.
NoodlesAtNight 9:06 pm
{{When her made? Bird not recognize.}}
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:06 pm
I have a brother. Probably other siblings, too, but he's the only one I've actually met.
opatoes 9:06 pm
Specs, would you like another brother?
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:06 pm
Uhhh dunno! Her Slash just *makes upward gestures* and there!
Darkscream 9:06 pm
*There are six Dinobots now? Well seven if Paddles counts.*
Kelpy 9:06 pm
[pats Smokey]
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:07 pm
I'd be your sister, Whirl, but I'm afraid I'm just too fuzzy for you.
Me 9:07 pm
((... so let's say this "genetic memory" thing is real.))
opatoes 9:07 pm
/Sigh, leaning against Swerve!/ ... What about you, Swerve?
Kelpy 9:07 pm
Yeah sure.
opatoes 9:07 pm
Wait, really?
chronosmith 9:07 pm
Fuzziness is no obstacle. I'm just not taking applications.
Me 9:07 pm
((if it's a real thing, then that means that all this happened before aguilar passed on his genes to his descendant))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:07 pm
...I mean, I'd have to find my parents to do that. I could locate them, but I don't think anyone would enjoy that.
Kelpy 9:07 pm
I have no idea how it works but sure.
Me 9:07 pm
((so, we can say, with 100% certainty, that aguilar will fuck AT LEAST one time in the future.))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:07 pm
That's also an obstacle, yes. I'm happy to just be your friend, anyways.
opatoes 9:07 pm
Awesome! Wait, how old are you, Swerve? I'm your older brother, right?
NoodlesAtNight 9:08 pm
((lmfao))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:08 pm
((the science checks out))
chronosmith 9:08 pm
((scientifically speaking, he WILL fuck))
Lord, this lady is insufferable. Someone PLEASE kill her. Please.
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:08 pm
((how great would it be if they were getting ready for the big crazy fight that the whole story had been leading up to and he decided to have one last hurrah in a bar and then the memories just STOP cause he got someone knocked up?))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:08 pm
I would, but I can't reach into the screen and murder her.
Kelpy 9:08 pm
Awhile
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:08 pm
((SWOOP PLEASE))
Me 9:08 pm
((LMAO))
((NICE))
Kelpy 9:08 pm
//god i did the math once but i forgot what it was that swerve's age was lmao
Darkscream 9:09 pm
She's probably going to die at the end of the movie.
NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm
((i would laugh my head off))
opatoes 9:09 pm
... Well, you wouldn't be older than me, right, Swerve?
Darkscream 9:09 pm
*Really doesn't care at all for this group. It is just a movie, so she's not attached at ALL.*
opatoes 9:09 pm
I'm not sure I'm younger brother material!
NoodlesAtNight 9:09 pm
((she sounds like what's-his-holes with the whole "cold constructed bots are all horrible"))
chronosmith 9:09 pm
We can only hope. *grimly toasts Darkscream and takes another long draught of his Gaugebuster*
Kelpy 9:09 pm
Depends, I'm like. Hmmm. I forgot, but older than the war.
Darkscream 9:10 pm
[This makes me want the Prince of Persia movie. THAT WAS INTERESTING]
Chaoit 9:10 pm
-pokes at the new flier- I recognize you, from somewhere
opatoes 9:10 pm
... I'm just a bit older than the war. Who was Prime when you first came online?
Chaoit 9:10 pm
-after he's seated nearby-
NoodlesAtNight 9:10 pm
((and the plan to do the killswitch and all that))
chronosmith 9:10 pm
((Tyrest!))
Kelpy 9:10 pm
It was the one before Sentinel.
Me 9:10 pm
((GENETICALLY EEEEEEVIL))
Me 9:11 pm
((ur right, she'd get along with tyrest))
opatoes 9:11 pm
... That was Nova, right? So- So I guess you're older than me, basically.
Darkscream 9:11 pm
*Grins at Blaster.* Yeah, you should. We only met once and Sideswipe was ready to tear my helm off because I had you in the sky.
chronosmith 9:11 pm
...*pauses, tilting his head curiously* Since we're on the subject, and all. *looks between Rumble and Frenzy* How do brothers WORK where you guys are from?
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:11 pm
*his optics are going to roll right out of his head*
opatoes 9:11 pm
That's just weird, though. I can still call myself your older brother, right?
chronosmith 9:11 pm
What makes you two twins, aside from the obvious?
Chaoit 9:11 pm
.......oh yeah
He really hates fliers
Kelpy 9:11 pm
Nah, I think you're younger brother material.
You're all... [gestures] Bouncy.
NoodlesAtNight 9:11 pm
//We tell ya, then you gotta tell us how's it work where you come from. Deal?//
opatoes 9:11 pm
Hey, what? Come on! I'm just an energetic older brother!
Chaoit 9:12 pm
Like...it's a switch, almost
Darkscream 9:12 pm
Does he pull Jet Judo on any flyer he goes against?
Kelpy 9:12 pm
You can be the taller brother if I can be the older.
opatoes 9:12 pm
I'm not even taller right now
😔
Chaoit 9:12 pm
That'd be putting it nicely
Kelpy 9:12 pm
You're usually taller.
Chaoit 9:13 pm
During the war, if we didn't have a flier of our own, we'd send in Sides
Me 9:13 pm
((look at him, demonstrating all that FREE WILL))
chronosmith 9:13 pm
I've got no idea how it works HERE, either. Never thought to ask anyone.
opatoes 9:13 pm
True... Fine, I guess I'll be the taller brother. /Grumbling, doorwings flicking./
Kelpy 9:13 pm
[pats]
If he's been dead two hundred years, how is he here.
chronosmith 9:13 pm
Apparently Minimus Ambus--the dude in our Ultra Magnus suit, currently--had a spark-brother, but that's the full gamut of my expertise on the subject.
NoodlesAtNight 9:13 pm
[[His assassin-person has been dead two hundred years.]]
opatoes 9:13 pm
EAT IT
Kelpy 9:14 pm
Oh.
Darkscream 9:14 pm
Autobots back home didn't have flyers either until Swoop was created with the Dinobots. Then game the airealbots after that. Sideswipe and Sunstreaker were pure devils before that.
NoodlesAtNight 9:14 pm
//Well, y'find out, you tell us. We'll give ya the details anyhow.//
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:14 pm
*perks up when he hears his name* Hi!
opatoes 9:14 pm
/Leaning against Swerve./
Me 9:15 pm
((if they want to brainwash him into thinking he's doing the right thing by giving them the apple, why are they letting him hang out with all the people who know they're supposed to guard the apple and want to talk him out of handing it over?))
Chaoit 9:15 pm
We had our own, but...they were taken out quickly, something about politics and stuff
Darkscream 9:15 pm
*Waves a servo.* Hi Swoop. I'd love to chat when you're not busy. *Smiles. She's more relaxed now than when she came in.*
chronosmith 9:15 pm
*salutes Rumble* You got my solid word.
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:16 pm
Me Swoop hang out with Her Bird. *points at Laserbeak so we're all on the same page*
Me 9:16 pm
((why didn't they, just, put him on a different floor and go "oh, yeah, you're the last surviving ancestor of this assassin's club, all the other genetic lines of the other assassins died off over time because their descendants were violent malcontents."))
Chaoit 9:16 pm
And Sides...I think he was taught by a flier. Because he doesn't just grab for the wings. He grounds them
NoodlesAtNight 9:16 pm
((because Evil is Stupid i guess))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:17 pm
((what the fuck happened))
((I wasn't paying enough attention))
Me 9:17 pm
((it's the musical episode))
Kelpy 9:17 pm
//lmao
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:17 pm
((CLEARLY))
Darkscream 9:17 pm
As I said, when you're not busy. I can always catch you after the movie? *Waves to Laserbeak so she wasn't left out then turns to Blaster.* Oh I know. I've seen it happen. I had it happen once to myself...
Darkscream 9:19 pm
*Clears her vocoder.* And I've crashed hard plenty of times before from stalling while trying to keep Sideswipe from crashing when we were on good terms. Taking jet surfing to new heights; literally.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:19 pm
...Torture chambers are bad places to kiss.
Kelpy 9:19 pm
//they are so bad at making things visile i honestly can't even see either of them lmao
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:19 pm
((I know right))
NoodlesAtNight 9:19 pm
((if you're on LD changing to HD helps a lot))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:19 pm
((that's why I just wasn't watching until they put him back into the animus))
Kelpy 9:19 pm
//it is on ld unfortunately lmao
Kelpy 9:19 pm
//hd*
Chaoit 9:19 pm
Jet surfing?
Kelpy 9:20 pm
Seems like their primus is mean
opatoes 9:20 pm
man i wish i could see our past like this
chronosmith 9:20 pm
Thank god we CAN'T.
Darkscream 9:20 pm
Mhm. It's a bit of a willing jet judo. Keeping to my alternate form, Sideswipe kept his pedes positioned so he wouldn't slide off my winds, and we'd go flying.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:20 pm
I don't think I would enjoy the experience of being burned alive.
chronosmith 9:21 pm
There's not a single day in my past I'd rather live than right here, right now.
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:21 pm
((am I the only one having clone wars flashbacks?))
chronosmith 9:21 pm
...*pauses* That. Came out sounding a lot more optimistic than I intended.
opatoes 9:21 pm
Hey, I'll try anything once.
Chaoit 9:21 pm
Sounds dangerous
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:22 pm
((what is with red bird man))
NoodlesAtNight 9:22 pm
//So, Frenzy 'n I, we got us kinda the same spark, sorta. Ain't stable enough for holdin' together - somethin' with the types of fields 'n speeds 'n scrap - so it busted up. Two parts, smaller ones. They was strong enough to hold up by themselves, so they got busy growin' both of us. Coupla changes on account of the splittin' - don't everythin' come out the same most times - but real close. Happens to all kindsa sparks, but most the time it makes minis like us. Anyhow, means he 'n I sorta got a weird bond without askin' for it. Ain't super telepathic like the Boss, 'n I can't do no talkin' to him, but we know stuff's happenin' 'bout each other. Feel it.//
Darkscream 9:22 pm
It can be if either party isn't careful. I've torn up my wings saving Sideswipe's skidplate. Forgot his jetpack to be looser and he fell. I couldn't reach him in time and... yeah... I transformed and hit the ground HARD. Tore up my back and wings pretty badly.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:23 pm
((did they just subtitle it... and "speaks spanish" it))
opatoes 9:23 pm
.... So, basically at this institute, they're doing historical LARPing?
chronosmith 9:23 pm
*now turns his full attention to the explanation, Maximum Attentive Mode, antenna perked forward and everything*
Chaoit 9:23 pm
Yeesh
Yeah, I'm not doing that
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:23 pm
At least remove the restraints.
NoodlesAtNight 9:23 pm
//Same thing with the Birds. 'N Buzzsaw's sweetie 'n his bro - think they was supposed to be somethin' real strong. Sunstreaker's half spins way fast 'n burns super hot. Sideswipe don't.//
Chaoit 9:23 pm
-not looking at the screen, not looking at the screen-
opatoes 9:24 pm
I WANNA JUMP ON ROOFS
Chaoit 9:24 pm
-why the HEIGHTS!?-
Darkscream 9:24 pm
*Laughs.* I wouldn't ever ask you to. It really is dumb, but we did it anyway. *Sips at her Praxis Crash.*
Chaoit 9:24 pm
-he looked at the screen at a bad time-
Darkscream 9:25 pm
*Can block Blaster's view with a wing? They could move up and down to a point.*
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:25 pm
((It seems to be implying he's going to knock this chick up but that doesn't make a ton of sense because then couldn't whatshisface in present day see this fight from both their POVs equally?))
Chaoit 9:25 pm
-oh good-
Me 9:25 pm
((not if they decided to only sync to one of them and chose him instead of her))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:25 pm
((the argument seems to be that they can hone in on which one it is via the Y chromosome))
Chaoit 9:26 pm
Yeah, you remember how well me and heights got along
chronosmith 9:26 pm
Huh. *that's honestly kind of interesting; Whirl's still pretty glad he DOESN'T have a sibling, sharing a bond like that with someone sounds pretty terrible to him, but NOT having it would probably seem pretty lonely to the twins*
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:26 pm
((hence why no ladies are in here))
opatoes 9:26 pm
Swerve, how rebuilt is your Cybertron? Can I go over and hop on roofs?
Me 9:26 pm
((there was at least one lady in the cafeteria.))
chronosmith 9:26 pm
((MITOCHONDRIAL DNA WOULD GIVE THEM SO MUCH MORE MILEAGE THO))
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:26 pm
((I will accept the Y chromosome explanation))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:26 pm
((WHY IS THERE A HORSE ON THE ROOF))
NoodlesAtNight 9:26 pm
((yeah, the y explanation wouldn't work cuz there's lady assassins in game too))
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:26 pm
((even if you are right that going maternally would be more useful))
Darkscream 9:26 pm
Mhm. First hand experience. Least I now know if the case ever comes up.
Kelpy 9:26 pm
Uh, I mean it's mostly just Iacon right now though.... No, I don't think they'd let you.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:26 pm
((I KNOW O MIGHTY WORM))
((but these are dumbasses))
SCProwl 9:26 pm
((i'll accept it if the next assassin is amab in the next game
opatoes 9:27 pm
Aww... I wonder if it would be wrong for me to jump on roofs around my Cybertron.
chronosmith 9:27 pm
((...OR AT LEAST EQUAL MILEAGE))
opatoes 9:27 pm
I mean, it can't be worse PR than dying and getting possessed by Unicron, right?
Kelpy 9:27 pm
Er.
Darkscream 9:27 pm
*Coughs on her drink hearing Smokescreen.* /What/
Chaoit 9:27 pm
Yeah...still. Sorry about how Sides reacted
Me 9:27 pm
((so yeah if these are BOTH his ancestors it's, like... real fucked up... if they keep going "oh yeah, he's this dude's descendant, this one dude, only the dude, check out this dude he's descended from" when literally she is rrrright there, in the same time period))
opatoes 9:27 pm
... That bot's okay now!
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:27 pm
To be fair, dying and being possessed by an evil god is very bad PR.
Chaoit 9:28 pm
..........
Kelpy 9:28 pm
//tbf i think it was said that he's the last one confirmed/known to have the apple and they are Speficially Searching for where he hid it
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:28 pm
((I hate how they keep cutting away from the parkour to show us him on a CGI rig. It totally takes you out of what could be a cool practical stunt by showing clearly fake shit.))
Chaoit 9:28 pm
-going to ignore that bit about Unicron-
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:28 pm
((I didn't mean "only male assassins ever" by the Y chromosome I mostly meant "this is why they're using a dude and not any of the female descendants"))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:29 pm
Oh, that looks like brain damage.
Kelpy 9:29 pm
//p sure their reasoning is bc it was aguilar who had the appl laste, and not any specificdna reasons
Me 9:29 pm
((but they DO have a female descendant in the cafeteria, i'm saying.))
NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm
[[...Interesting.]]
opatoes 9:29 pm
it looks like his model froze on an animation clip!
Kelpy 9:29 pm
Did he just die
NoodlesAtNight 9:29 pm
*So he's not the only one who suffers physically if he suffers in his head.*
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:29 pm
((wait, they do?))
((I didn't see her))
Me 9:30 pm
((clearly they're not tracking by the y chromosome if they've got her there. unless she's trans or has a y chromosome, but somehow i doubt they thought it through that far))
Darkscream 9:30 pm
*Bloody old gods. Looks back at Blaster.* Uh... Anyway. It's fine. Not going to be the first time or the last I'm sure. Sideswipe doesn't trust me.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:30 pm
((like I said I haven't been following real closely on the non assassin parts))
chronosmith 9:30 pm
I dunno if that's how OURS work, but that seems like... the simplest way for it to happen. *he's not going to say so aloud, because it would be VERY CHEESY, and even though he's had plenty of liquor, he hasn't lost ALL of his decorum, but... he's glad the twins turned out the way they did. They're a lot more fun as two different people that he imagines they would be as a whole*
Chaoit 9:30 pm
Sideswipe's _paranoid_ to levels I'm worried about
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:30 pm
Her dumb
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:31 pm
Pain is fun : >
Darkscream 9:31 pm
How paranoid?
Chaoit 9:32 pm
He trained under Jazz
NoodlesAtNight 9:32 pm
*They wouldn't wanna be one person either. It's fun combining into an alt mode, and their split state probably makes that easier than it would be, but they like being different.* //Bet it ain't so different. You guys got hot spots, right? Maybe it's two sparks popped up real close together, or somethin'.//
//Mixed stuff up.// *Mashes his fists together and makes a sort of "pchoom" noise.*
Darkscream 9:33 pm
Oh. Yeah. Training under the Spec Ops would lead to that, but it couldn't be all of Jazz's input to why Sideswipe is like that.
chronosmith 9:33 pm
Or one spark, and the sentio metallico sort of split it while it was forming. *matches Rumble's very informative gesture with one of his own, a big, massive pinch of his claw* Dunno if you can MAKE twins, though, the Cold Constructed way... I'd guess not?
Chaoit 9:33 pm
I...don't think I'm at liberty to tell the rest of his reasons
Chaoit 9:34 pm
But he's quick to react to even perceived threats
chronosmith 9:34 pm
Of COURSE she won't.
Kelpy 9:34 pm
[half listening] Branched spark twins are formed when the sentiuio splits itself between two sparks and bonds to both, instead of bonding to only one.
I've never seen how a split spark forms.
chronosmith 9:35 pm
*perks up, looks to Swerve, and then gestures grandly*
I'd trust the metallurgist on this one.
Darkscream 9:35 pm
*Leans back against the bar. Sips her drink.* Given he reacted the way he did to me, I'd venture a guess that Sideswipe had his home destroyed on a bombing run by a squad of Seekers...
NoodlesAtNight 9:35 pm
\\SO LIKE. ONE GLOB, TWO SPARKS?\\
Kelpy 9:35 pm
Yeah, basically. So their bodies both experience the same thing. Sort of sharing a nervous system?
Chaoit 9:35 pm
.........
NoodlesAtNight 9:36 pm
//Probably nicer 'n pinchin'.// *Whirl's idea looked kinda painful.*
Darkscream 9:36 pm
*Sighs.* I'd have a frag of a time getting to know him, wouldn't I? Assuming I could even get close. I'd just /scream/ threat because of my Seeker-state, huh?
Kelpy 9:36 pm
I've never seen the split spark form, so I can't say for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was a result of unstable formation.
Chaoit 9:37 pm
Yeah....he'd....he'd not react well
chronosmith 9:37 pm
Probably. Pinching is generally pretty unpleasant.
Darkscream 9:38 pm
*Sips her drink in thought.* I'd have to look... less threatening, wouldn't I? Be an entirely different form. Even then it'd be a game of decepticon.
Darkscream 9:39 pm
[RIGHT]
Chaoit 9:39 pm
You'd have to work hard at that....
Kelpy 9:39 pm
//exposiitiion
Darkscream 9:39 pm
[Primus is WTF at that apple
Chaoit 9:40 pm
The odds are really stacked against you, though
NoodlesAtNight 9:40 pm
[[...This facility must go through a great many employees.]]
[[He hopes they offer good life insurance.]]
Kelpy 9:40 pm
//Everyone: apple is important, don't tell them how to find it!
dude: i'm gonna give it to them so they kill my dad
chronosmith 9:41 pm
It's almost like re-connecting your unwilling prisoners to their ancient roots as highly-trained assassins is... *dramatic gasp* Backfiring.
Darkscream 9:41 pm
[welp, gee rabbit, you kicked me out
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:41 pm
((oi))
Chaoit 9:42 pm
((rabbit, you butt
Darkscream 9:42 pm
If it's changing my form that's the issue, Blaster, then it isn't that big of a problem.
Chaoit 9:42 pm
I don't think it'd be fair to you, though.
NoodlesAtNight 9:42 pm
\\NO, NEVER! SURELY NOT!\\ *Frenzy clutches his chest plates in mock shock and then doubles over laughing*
Chaoit 9:42 pm
And...he's not going to recover if he keeps this up
NoodlesAtNight 9:42 pm
\\COURSE IT'S BACKFIRIN'.\\
NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm
\\DUMB TEMPLE FRAGGERS.\\
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm
((STOP "SPEAKING SPANISH" YOU ASSHOLE SUBTITLES))
Darkscream 9:43 pm
Wouldn't be the first time I've looked different for interacting with others. Think I always look this way when I'm in another universe?
chronosmith 9:43 pm
I don't care what the official name of these guys is, from now on, they're "Temple Fraggers."
Darkscream 9:43 pm
[*SCREAMS IN SKELETON*
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm
Seconded. Temple Fraggers it is.
Me 9:43 pm
(("temple fraggers," the colloquial term for cityspeakers))
NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm
((OMG))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:43 pm
((PUFF NO))
((I'M EATING DON'T MAKE ME INHALE MY OWN FOOD))
NoodlesAtNight 9:43 pm
[[...Such beautiful walls.]]
chronosmith 9:44 pm
((HAHAHHA))
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:44 pm
((Soooo how are we seeing this? No one related to anyone is in that room.))
Kelpy 9:44 pm
Couldn't he give them a decoy apple
NoodlesAtNight 9:45 pm
((they're peeking from above.))
chronosmith 9:45 pm
((PEEEPIN))
Chaoit 9:45 pm
((pfff
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:45 pm
((ahhh. I can't keep straight who is where relative to each other.))
Me 9:45 pm
((who's doing that))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:45 pm
((the faces thing?))
Me 9:45 pm
((yes))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:46 pm
((I don't know))
Chaoit 9:46 pm
((please stop
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:46 pm
((hell if I know))
Kelpy 9:46 pm
//dfgg my pc doesn't like it
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:46 pm
Ooooh, blood water.
NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm
[[Let her perish. It is what is right.]]
Kelpy 9:46 pm
Stalemate
NoodlesAtNight 9:46 pm
[[She told you to let her die.]]
chronosmith 9:46 pm
She should kill herself first.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:47 pm
She really ought to.
NoodlesAtNight 9:47 pm
[[Fool.]]
Kelpy 9:47 pm
He lost his leverage
chronosmith 9:47 pm
Honestly, how stupid.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:47 pm
He... He stabbed her?
Darkscream 9:47 pm
*Sips. That was dumb.*
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:47 pm
For... No reason?
NoodlesAtNight 9:47 pm
[[Why would he not? It removes a threat.]]
opatoes 9:48 pm
I zoned out what are they fighting for?
NoodlesAtNight 9:48 pm
[[He likely would have even if he received the apple.]]
Chaoit 9:48 pm
You change appearances in different timelines?
chronosmith 9:48 pm
It was the only thing keeping that guy at bay.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:48 pm
Exactly.
Darkscream 9:49 pm
*Small sigh.* Takes some of the tension out when we know he survives because we're going "back in time" to view this happening.
Me 9:49 pm
((remember: he still must fuck at least once))
Kelpy 9:49 pm
Maybe a bit
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:49 pm
((he must fuck before he can die))
NoodlesAtNight 9:50 pm
[[We do not know that he survives. They say he was the last to see it. They do not say for how long, or that he lived past that.]]
chronosmith 9:50 pm
Oh no. It's a tragedy... that character whose name I can't be arsed to remember is dead.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:50 pm
Did they even ever name her?
Darkscream 9:50 pm
*Turns to Blaster.* I do. I might not be one of Amal' offspring, but I've got technology that far surpasses even our own that lets me change.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:50 pm
((seriously, did they name her?))
Chaoit 9:50 pm
....seriously?
chronosmith 9:51 pm
I legitimately could not tell you.
Darkscream 9:51 pm
*Nods.*
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:51 pm
I cannot remember either.
Kelpy 9:51 pm
PLot twist this is where he dies.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:51 pm
Ugh, look at that disgusting little man.
Chaoit 9:51 pm
That's...kinda amazing
NoodlesAtNight 9:51 pm
((maria.))
Me 9:51 pm
((I BELIEVE I CAN FLY))
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:51 pm
((uh no))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:51 pm
((THEY BROKE THE ARM))
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:51 pm
(( LOL))
Darkscream 9:52 pm
*Laughs.* It is, isn't it?
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:52 pm
((he jumped SO HARD in the past that he broke a machine IN THE FUTURE))
Chaoit 9:52 pm
Like, what can it do?
Kelpy 9:52 pm
Are they reading his mind while he's in the memory then
Darkscream 9:53 pm
It's quite the all-in-one. I can travel through the slips between universes, change my appearance as a Cybertronian, and even take on the form of more organic races such as humans. I still have a solid-light holoform though for when I'm in this form.
Kelpy 9:54 pm
//and what's that in english
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:54 pm
((OMFG))
Darkscream 9:54 pm
[pffff eff that guy]
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:55 pm
((I don't know shit))
Me 9:55 pm
((if they can do all this--look up the date in the DNA, sync it to his mind, read his mind while he's synced to his ancestor's DNA save file--why can't they just... read the save file. wouldn't that be a lot easier than getting a living dude to play through it.))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:55 pm
((seriously))
Chaoit 9:55 pm
That's....wow. That's a lot of things it can do.
opatoes 9:55 pm
((they just enjoy LARPing))
chronosmith 9:55 pm
*perks up*
Why couldn't we get a movie about this guy?
He's got so much more charisma.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:55 pm
I know, right?
NoodlesAtNight 9:55 pm
((there was some reason or other i heard once for not being able to do the direct reading but i forget it))
Darkscream 9:56 pm
Mhm. It was created by a Genome, whom really was the definition of a "mad" scientist.
Chaoit 9:56 pm
A what?
opatoes 9:56 pm
I wish I had genes. My legs get really cold sometimes!
SCProwl 9:56 pm
((I'm fairly certain they explain they get most of the data as it's re-experienced. unless it's something like in historical records or whatever, so they can't just read the save file as it were
((in the games anyway, the movie skips some explanations obviously
Kelpy 9:56 pm
//will we ever know whqt he said in arabic and what they're chanting
Darkscream 9:57 pm
A Genome. Think of a blonde human with a monkey tail, but he's not human
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 9:57 pm
((will the rest of this movie involve the historical assassin larp I care about is the queeeeeeeee oh wow fuck it up dude))
chronosmith 9:57 pm
((EEEEY))
((bless u for that ref darskscream. Best one i n the series))
Kelpy 9:57 pm
//i laughed
chronosmith 9:57 pm
((... darskscream.))
Darkscream 9:57 pm
[😀 ?
Darkscream 9:58 pm
[Me talking about Genomes, eh?
Kelpy 9:58 pm
//the ff9 ref
chronosmith 9:58 pm
((yes |3c))
Kelpy 9:58 pm
//my first ffffff
Chaoit 9:58 pm
....huh
chronosmith 9:58 pm
So does... that mean they're related, or...?
Kelpy 9:58 pm
//i also then spent a decade looking for a copy after my dad sold his copy when i was like 12 ghnghvn
Chaoit 9:58 pm
Sounds....silly
Darkscream 9:59 pm
[I am a neeeeeerd who loves their references and hybrids of gaming.
MedicalMurdersaurus 9:59 pm
((Who would have thought that letting a bunch of people with nothing to lose relive their badass assassin ancestor's life experiences would end poorly for you?))
opatoes 10:00 pm
... I wish I had cool ancestors.
Darkscream 10:00 pm
Sounds silly, but he's extremely smart. Liked to think if you caught his tail he'd pass out. It was honestly cute. spent a lot of his time in a mushroom.
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:00 pm
What "ancestor" mean?
chronosmith 10:00 pm
It's a biological thing.
opatoes 10:00 pm
The bots that raised the bots that raised you!
And so on
Kelpy 10:00 pm
Does he need to be shirtless
Chaoit 10:00 pm
Huh
opatoes 10:01 pm
Yes
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:01 pm
((fuck em up lady))
chronosmith 10:01 pm
That was the most hilarious *air quote claws* "Security Guard" rush I've ever seen.
opatoes 10:01 pm
If he didn't, he'd die from heat stroke or something, I think?
Me 10:01 pm
((i kind of feel like "nothing is true and everything is permitted" is more the kind of philosophy that leads to redpill MRAs than to badass diverse assassins that challenge the church and protect free will.))
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:01 pm
((to be fair, taking off clothes in a sword fight back in the day was a good way to avoid getting fibers in a stab wound and dying of infection))
Chaoit 10:01 pm
Well, I don't doubt the smart part, considering what he made for you
NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm
((if i am glad for One Thing about this movie it is that we get at least a decent variety of people being the assassins in modern day))
Darkscream 10:01 pm
I came from a very strange place. John was one of the more normal things. I had Tyrannids running around, Zerg causing havoc, Orks being badass, and even some Protoss.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:01 pm
*the dragon perks up* I know a protoss.
NoodlesAtNight 10:01 pm
((however briefly))
Me 10:01 pm
((yes, i was very pleased to see that))
Chaoit 10:02 pm
....come again?
chronosmith 10:02 pm
((Yeah! And subtle note, I like that there are male and female security guards who are treated equally as threats))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:02 pm
Protoss. Plant creatures. He's called Byandar.
Darkscream 10:02 pm
M'not sure we're thinking of the same Protoss?
Kelpy 10:02 pm
How great would it be if all that suspense and drama and the Columbus thing was a fake out and the apple isn't there at all.
chronosmith 10:02 pm
Too clever for this snorefest.
Darkscream 10:02 pm
I lived in a very chaotic world, Blaster.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:03 pm
Two, three meters tall? Come in Khalai, Nerazim, and Tal'darim varieties? Bipedal, digitigrade?
Chaoit 10:03 pm
I can tell
Darkscream 10:03 pm
Psykers.
NoodlesAtNight 10:03 pm
((also re: the philosophy - it may sound like that but you _do_ get a lot of protecting people from that kind of asshole in during the games))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:03 pm
Yes, that too. The "no mouths" thing does tip one off.
Darkscream 10:03 pm
*Whistful sigh.* I miss the Protoss. I don't miss the Nekrons...
[I am mixing my games on purpose.]
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:04 pm
Byandar seems nice enough. Painfully shy, of course.
Me 10:04 pm
(("my ancestor pretended to give the apple to chistopher columbus because he knew that 600 years in the future there would be strange metal contraptions powered by electircity and witchcraft that would let them look through my ancestor's eyes to see this moment."))
Darkscream 10:04 pm
Though I still have a few bottles of Slaneesh wine.
Me 10:04 pm
((no no, i'm sure that they actually do protect the poor and downtrodden in the game.))
Chaoit 10:04 pm
???
Me 10:04 pm
((that just seems like the wrong philosophy for people who protect the poor and downtrodden.))
NoodlesAtNight 10:04 pm
((fair))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:04 pm
Anyone who would get thrown through a wormhole and then refuse to return due to social anxiety probably has some issues, though.
Darkscream 10:04 pm
Wish I could meet Byandar. It's been so long since I've even seen a Protoss.
chronosmith 10:05 pm
(("my ancestor pretended to give the apple to christopher columbus cos chris was a massive tool even then and it was a hilarious prank))
Chaoit 10:05 pm
Annnnnd you've lost me
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:05 pm
((WELL GOOD NEWS BYANBYAN IS MY OC AND U CAN MEET HIM FOR 3 POTATO))
Darkscream 10:05 pm
*Grins at Blaster* Sorry. Slaneesh is a God of Chaos. One of many
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:05 pm
I'll have to send you his comm frequency. He could use the conversation.
Darkscream 10:05 pm
[*MAKES MASHED POTOATOS* GIMME
Kelpy 10:06 pm
IS she having all second thoughts and regrets now.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:06 pm
(( protoss-menagerie.tumblr.com , or specs6262 on discord))
Kelpy 10:06 pm
Because she's still a crappy villain
Darkscream 10:06 pm
[follow the bbe
chronosmith 10:06 pm
Yeah. She's like "oh nooo, I did all these horrible things that they're twisting to take away peoples' free will!" When she's been DOING that this whole damn movie.
Chaoit 10:07 pm
The only God of Chaos I've talked too was drunk off his aft
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:07 pm
((she is not cool enuogh for that quote))
Darkscream 10:07 pm
Yeah they're not /our/ gods...
Kelpy 10:07 pm
Didn't she like. KNow fro the START this was the plan
Darkscream 10:07 pm
You'd be more afraid of them than you would of Unicron.
chronosmith 10:07 pm
((if we're talking about a speech about free will I can think of a line OFF THE TOP OF MY HAND that is better than that))
((...head))
Chaoit 10:08 pm
....wonderful
Just what I needed to hear
Darkscream 10:08 pm
Though some are just so sweet if you can stand them. Not many though.
chronosmith 10:08 pm
((any one of the "falls the shadow" refrains from TS Elliot's The Hollow Men))
Darkscream 10:08 pm
You don't want to meet Tzeentch unless you want to go crazy or smack him in the faces.
Darkscream 10:09 pm
[hnn I need to catch up on the Emperor
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:09 pm
((SO I have a question. I don't know if the games answer this but, in this movie, the Apple has a complete genetic roadmap for humanity in it. Okay. I'll buy that. So why did anyone hundreds of years ago care? Even if they were super smart enough to understand genes somehow, that wouldn't be ACTIONABLE knowledge. It'd just be a fun fact.))
chronosmith 10:09 pm
*exaggerated gagging noises*
Chaoit 10:09 pm
.....
yeah, you're not helping with that
Kelpy 10:10 pm
God don't romance them they'd be terrible together
NoodlesAtNight 10:10 pm
((in game the apples do way, way more))
Darkscream 10:10 pm
*Laughs* Just be glad you're not anywhere near Warhammer.
NoodlesAtNight 10:10 pm
((from wiki: "The Apples were designed to be able to project images, conjure realistic illusions, and even turn thought into reality; hence, they were used by many great rulers throughout history, proving the efficacy of their powers"))
opatoes 10:10 pm
just snag it from him and eat it
NoodlesAtNight 10:11 pm
((this movie is like... a gross simplification of the whole all the explanations))
Darkscream 10:11 pm
How sharp was that dagger...
Me 10:11 pm
((why don't the assassins, like... smash the apple))
Chaoit 10:11 pm
I am
chronosmith 10:11 pm
Damn right you did, idiot.
Kelpy 10:12 pm
Don't take credit for someone else's work
You're not even cool enough to do it
Chaoit 10:12 pm
That place sounds terrifying
NoodlesAtNight 10:12 pm
((and also uhhhh where is it. "Apples also contained knowledge of technologies used by the Isu. Like many other Pieces, they were able to "communicate" with people, showing them the schematics necessary to make the technology and transferring knowledge about the manufacturing of the shown devices.[9] A good example of this was Leonardo da Vinci, who studied one of the Apples and invented four war machines, and several other weapons of technology far beyond his own time."))
((why they didn't smash them is beyond me))
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:12 pm
Smokescreen, I think the Apple is metal. Human teeth do not eat metal.
chronosmith 10:12 pm
Man. this movie is so bad I can't even get into her revenge subplot. Primus.
Kelpy 10:12 pm
So. She let him go knowing he'd likely kill her dad, now she wants revenge?
Darkscream 10:12 pm
*Finishes off her drink that she's been nursing all night. A good drink was best savored.*
Kelpy 10:12 pm
What happened to that sudden spate of regret
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:13 pm
I can't even remember her name, either.
opatoes 10:13 pm
Well, they could learn to eat metal!
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:13 pm
...
opatoes 10:13 pm
Isn't that how they get their genetic traits in this movie?
Darkscream 10:13 pm
And we'll never get another movie in this line because it was /boring/.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:13 pm
Smokescreen please never have organic teeth.
opatoes 10:13 pm
I really hope I never do!
Chaoit 10:13 pm
Is it over?
opatoes 10:13 pm
I don't want my teeth to fall out
Darkscream 10:13 pm
Almost it seems. Dragging it out.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:13 pm
I hope it's over.
Chaoit 10:14 pm
Sheeesh
chronosmith 10:14 pm
It was also ugly. Like, it felt like a chore for my damn eye.
opatoes 10:14 pm
15 minutes of credits?
SOUNDWAVE SOUNDWAVE JUPITER ASCENDING
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:14 pm
*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWNNNSSS*
chronosmith 10:14 pm
((SMOKEY NOOOOo))
Darkscream 10:14 pm
[BEE]
chronosmith 10:14 pm
((you're going to kill us))
Me 10:14 pm
((LORD i've never seen jupiter ascending but i kinda wanna))
((HEY HEY BEE TRAILER BEE TRAILER))
opatoes 10:14 pm
((honestly i had a lot of fun watching it!
opatoes 10:15 pm
((it's a visually nice movie i will say!
Me 10:15 pm
((good action sequences))
opatoes 10:15 pm
((bees
Darkscream 10:15 pm
[pffft
NoodlesAtNight 10:15 pm
((time marker: 10:35.))
chronosmith 10:15 pm
((I went in with lowered expectations and all it did was frustrate me at every turn. A few good ideas scattered in a mess of a movie))
Chaoit 10:15 pm
.....
chronosmith 10:15 pm
((the reptile alien was cool tho))
opatoes 10:16 pm
Oh! I have some useless inventions
chronosmith 10:16 pm
*peers*
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:16 pm
Bird. Me Swoop sleeeeeepy.
SpecsTheSpectralDragon 10:16 pm
*the dragon stretches out* I should head on back. Goodnight, Soundwave, Ravage, Whirl, everyone!
NoodlesAtNight 10:16 pm
[[Goodnight.]]
chronosmith 10:16 pm
Seeya, dragon.
Darkscream 10:16 pm
Human stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
[specs, the bebbeh
Chaoit 10:16 pm
What...the....
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:17 pm
*blink blinks slowly*
opatoes 10:17 pm
... Soundwave, do you know any buts who could hug me? I really don't feel good shrinking and growing all the time, and I want to be back to normal.
Kelpy 10:17 pm
//i dunno, butterone could be useful for disabled people with hand problems from nerve damage or something
Kelpy 10:17 pm
//specifically, those unable to use knivves
chronosmith 10:17 pm
agreed))
Darkscream 10:17 pm
[I had a pet rock
Me 10:17 pm
((USB pet rock is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen))
chronosmith 10:17 pm
((ALSO AGREED))
NoodlesAtNight 10:18 pm
[[...Tarantulas has many arms?]] *He doesn't know who does hugs. He doesn't do hugs.*
chronosmith 10:18 pm
((how dare you this is an AMAZING INVENTION))
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:18 pm
*streeeeeeeeeeetches his arms and wings*
chronosmith 10:18 pm
...well, Ravage.
opatoes 10:18 pm
True! True, I'll have to ask him. He gives really, really good hugs, too.
NoodlesAtNight 10:18 pm
=Do and die.=
chronosmith 10:18 pm
When are you going to get a fabulous do?
Darkscream 10:18 pm
*Laughs.*
NoodlesAtNight 10:18 pm
*Rumble points at the baby mop.* //I wanna do that.//
chronosmith 10:19 pm
Pfft, I'M not going to do anything. I know nothing about fashion. I mean, seriously. *gestures to all of him* Does this look like a mech who knows FASHION?
NoodlesAtNight 10:19 pm
//Looks fun as frag. Wigglin' across the floor to clean it.//
Chaoit 10:19 pm
Anyway
chronosmith 10:19 pm
PFFT. Well. I mean. *snickers* One way to get Dancitron clean.
Oh, oh, get this one, Ravage!
Kelpy 10:19 pm
I mean, doesn't look that bad??? a personal tv would be cool
NoodlesAtNight 10:19 pm
[[You look fashionable to him.]]
Darkscream 10:19 pm
M'yes, Blaster?
opatoes 10:19 pm
... Give me the hat wig
chronosmith 10:20 pm
I question your judgment, in that case, Soundwave. But thanks.
Chaoit 10:20 pm
So, the thing can do quite a few things
Darkscream 10:20 pm
Aye?
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:20 pm
*slumps forward until he's folded over like he's melting mid-yoga pose*
chronosmith 10:20 pm
(dbnesjf THE ARMLESS ONE))
opatoes 10:20 pm
.... I want one
Darkscream 10:21 pm
*Shrieks in laughter suddenly.*
Me 10:21 pm
((okay the velcro remote control headband is the most hilarious-looking thing i've ever seen))
NoodlesAtNight 10:21 pm
((this one beats it))
chronosmith 10:21 pm
*outright laughing*
Chaoit 10:22 pm
So, you said it allows you to change into quite a few things?
Darkscream 10:22 pm
*Trying to stop laughing first to talk.* Many things.
NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm
*BANANAS.*
Kelpy 10:23 pm
//bana slicer is actually a disability tool
NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm
[[...This looks useful.]]
chronosmith 10:23 pm
((SOUNDWAVE'S WEAPON OF CHOICE))
Me 10:23 pm
((A WEAPON TO USE AGAINST YOUR ENEMIES SOUNDWAVE))
((oh the zigzag one is cute))
NoodlesAtNight 10:23 pm
((i honestly like things that slice things for me))
Chaoit 10:23 pm
.........
Kelpy 10:23 pm
//like it's legit created and marketed for those with disabilityes involing their hands
Me 10:24 pm
((i believe it. it looks like an actual disability aid))
NoodlesAtNight 10:24 pm
((that's good!! and very very useful))
((chopping things is nervewracking when you've got shaky hands, at the very least))
Chaoit 10:24 pm
How often have you needed to use it, though?
chronosmith 10:24 pm
((yeah, a lot of "useless" infomercial stuff is specifically designed as tools for folks with disabilities!))
Kelpy 10:24 pm
//i read an article earlier and they quoted the company who makes it and yeah, it's a legitmiately marked disability aid for those who've had strokes, or the elderly with shaking hands. the sock puller upper is ALSO a disability tool
chronosmith 10:24 pm
Spin the bottle?
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:25 pm
*starts breathign deeply*
NoodlesAtNight 10:25 pm
((i have never seen these videos so i apologize if more disability aids get into them, i am mostly curious about stuff like this electric spin the bottle rubbish))
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:25 pm
*is now a one dino-pile*
Darkscream 10:25 pm
More often than you'd think. I've traveled quite often through the multiverse... and I think Swoop passed out.
chronosmith 10:25 pm
((You're good neddles! I know you'd give a much more tasteful commentary if it was you <3 ))
Kelpy 10:25 pm
//lmao i've never seen them either but yeah a lot of the useless invention videos include them bc people don't realize that's what they are
Kelpy 10:25 pm
//alsio i would absolutely like a portable microwave
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:26 pm
*is passed out*
Kelpy 10:26 pm
Is Swoop okay
Darkscream 10:26 pm
*Finds Swoop sleeping absolutely adorable.*
Chaoit 10:26 pm
Um...
He's out
NoodlesAtNight 10:26 pm
((oh my god))
Kelpy 10:26 pm
//dfbfgb
opatoes 10:26 pm
that. that bot is going to start a revolution
Darkscream 10:27 pm
[hey look
chronosmith 10:27 pm
*looks at his feet*
I've never tried socks. Obviously.
I don't think it'd work out.
opatoes 10:27 pm
Socks are pretty cozy! They don't work well for us, though.
Me 10:27 pm
((eyyy, speaking of actual disability aids. there was a post about a version of this on tumblr a while ago))
NoodlesAtNight 10:27 pm
((oh?))
Me 10:27 pm
((OH MY GOD))
Kelpy 10:27 pm
//yeah that's the article i learned the banana slicer was a disability aid
opatoes 10:28 pm
..... can I put this on me
Me 10:28 pm
((the abhancer))
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:28 pm
*is going to keep on zzzzing until he is done napping or until Bird wants him to zzzz somewhere else*
chronosmith 10:28 pm
((amazin))
Darkscream 10:28 pm
Soundwave, is Swoop alright sleeping like that?
NoodlesAtNight 10:28 pm
[[We'll move him in seven minutes.]]
Me 10:28 pm
((oh yeah this one definitely is too))
Kelpy 10:29 pm
//yeah lmao.
Chaoit 10:29 pm
((yup
Darkscream 10:29 pm
[cleaning that though has to be a bit iffy
opatoes 10:29 pm
((yeahhh like... so many of these products for "lazy" people are just...
Kelpy 10:29 pm
//gotta wonder if anyone's ever been told after posting one of these videos that all their lazy video items are actually disability aids
NoodlesAtNight 10:29 pm
((.....i'm sorta looking at this going "want this, want that, want this"))
Kelpy 10:29 pm
//same??
NoodlesAtNight 10:30 pm
((let's just enjoy the products))
chronosmith 10:30 pm
((o7))
Kelpy 10:30 pm
//frankly i'd like an auto cat scooper lmao
Darkscream 10:30 pm
[Cat is kind of BAD for your health, so, this is a good thing
[....AND THENTHIS
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:30 pm
((We used to have an electric literbox. Let me tell you what, that thing was FAR more work than just a normal one.))
Kelpy 10:30 pm
//unsurprising
Me 10:30 pm
((... did the sound go out or did my headphones, like, spontaneously stop working?))
Kelpy 10:31 pm
//we turned off sound lmao
chronosmith 10:31 pm
((Neddles muted the annoying announcer))
NoodlesAtNight 10:31 pm
((i muted it cause i was tired of him calling them all lazy))
Me 10:31 pm
((oh okay good))
((might wanna turn the caps off too))
chronosmith 10:31 pm
((i have one image for u neddles))
NoodlesAtNight 10:31 pm
((WHAT IN GOD'S NAME))
chronosmith 10:31 pm
((i owe you my life))
Darkscream 10:32 pm
[WAT
Chaoit 10:32 pm
((YIKES
NoodlesAtNight 10:32 pm
((AUTOMATIC SCISSORS!!!))
((yes please))
chronosmith 10:32 pm
Borg hammock((
Darkscream 10:32 pm
[Good for long cloth I'd bet, but not shorter work
Me 10:32 pm
((hahaha the bike burger holder))
Me 10:33 pm
((im digging it))
Chaoit 10:33 pm
Humans are weird
Me 10:33 pm
((graze at your burger like a horse with a feed sack))
Darkscream 10:33 pm
[I'm hungry now. I should of eaten earlier cause I need to take my pill
opatoes 10:33 pm
((i remember this one video series i saw a bit of that looked at some of those from tv things and tried them out and suggested similar enough alternatives? that was fairly interesting ngl
MedicalMurdersaurus 10:33 pm
((Okay. I'm going to go to bed. Feel free to physically move Swoop around or just leave him be. Honestly, y'all just have fun with him ragdolling around XD))
NoodlesAtNight 10:33 pm
((rest well!))
Chaoit 10:33 pm
((that's asking for it to spring itself into someone
Darkscream 10:33 pm
[Nini!
opatoes 10:34 pm
((nini!!
Darkscream 10:34 pm
[COOKIE
chronosmith 10:34 pm
*streeetches* All right, I'm out. Seeya, losers. *bobs his head to the room in general* You too, Rumble. *additional bob, and then a moment where he gives an exaggerated "hmmm" face. it's very convincing* And you, too, Frenzy.
opatoes 10:34 pm
coooooookie
NoodlesAtNight 10:34 pm
*Soundwave stretches.* [[All right. He should close down for the night.]]
Me 10:34 pm
((*grabs swoop by the butt and shakes him to watch all his limbs flail*))
opatoes 10:34 pm
Awww. Do you need any help finishing off drinks for the night?
Me 10:34 pm
((that's the only way to play with ragdolls))
NoodlesAtNight 10:34 pm
//Seeya, Whirl. I'll head with ya next time?// \\OOH OOH, ME TOO.\\
Kelpy 10:34 pm
Welp, I should definitely get back. Oh! Did you remember to pick up your octopus?
Chaoit 10:34 pm
Yeah. I should be heading back home too
chronosmith 10:34 pm
Sure thing! *salutes* You two're always welcome.
Darkscream 10:35 pm
*Gets up and rolls her shoulders.* Was nice to see you again, Blaster.
NoodlesAtNight 10:35 pm
[[He will pick the octopus up shortly.]]
Kelpy 10:35 pm
Alright. I'll go get it ready to go then. Night!
opatoes 10:35 pm
... Actually- wait, did I ever give you that octopus I got, Soundwave?
Chaoit 10:35 pm
Nice to see you in a less dangerous situation
NoodlesAtNight 10:35 pm
[[You did not.]] *...Is he about to get TWO?*
Chaoit 10:35 pm
Good night!
opatoes 10:35 pm
... Do you want to come by later and maybe get the covenant and read the octopus?
I mean.
NoodlesAtNight 10:35 pm
[[Goodnight, those of you leaving. Blaster.]]
Darkscream 10:35 pm
Night Blaster. Get home safe. *Wings twitch.* Octopuses?
opatoes 10:35 pm
I need to rest, but you know what I mean.
NoodlesAtNight 10:36 pm
[[That sounds fine.]]
Me 10:36 pm
((READ THE OCTOPUS, SOUNDWAVE))
Chaoit 10:36 pm
-waves and is soon gone-
Me 10:36 pm
((TELL US WHAT IT THINKS))
NoodlesAtNight 10:36 pm
*HE'S GONNA*
chronosmith 10:36 pm
((DISCOVER ITS SECRETS))
opatoes 10:36 pm
((DON'T GET THE COVENANT THOUGH!! NO STEALING!!
NoodlesAtNight 10:36 pm
[[Yes. Octopuses made their way into the multiverse mechs' hands. He is going to find a home for them.]] *Here. The home is here.*
((TOO LATE YOU SAID HE COULD))
opatoes 10:36 pm
((smokescreen will cry that's like. the closest remaining connection he has to some of his mentors
NoodlesAtNight 10:37 pm
((fine fine he'll be good))
opatoes 10:37 pm
((also he'll tell megatron
Darkscream 10:37 pm
*Makes a little trill-like sound.* Really now? I guess the grays have been active handing out the little guys.
NoodlesAtNight 10:38 pm
[[These things go around. It was protoforms, last time.]]
[[But, he must close. Tanks won't set themselves up.]]
Darkscream 10:38 pm
*Looks at Swoop passed out then back over.* Need any help?
opatoes 10:38 pm
... Can I help set up the tanks? What kind of things do you do for these long-term tanks?
NoodlesAtNight 10:39 pm
[[No, no. The twins can carry him. He's only going to Laserbeak's quarters anyway. She will keep an eye on him until he wakes.]]
[[And he would prefer to set the tanks up himself, but thank you.]]
*Doesn't want anyone to see That Room Upstairs.*
opatoes 10:39 pm
Fair enough! Night, Soundwave. See you later.
NoodlesAtNight 10:39 pm
*They'll question why there's a whole Earth style habitat up there.*
NoodlesAtNight 10:40 pm
[[Goodnight.]]
opatoes 10:40 pm
/Hey Smokescreen's got no room to judge, he's got a greenhouse!/
Darkscream 10:40 pm
Ah, Laserbeak. I didn't want to assume if it was her or Buzzsaw.
NoodlesAtNight 10:40 pm
[[It is her. Buzzsaw is... reclusive.]]
Darkscream 10:41 pm
That's a shame. *Shakes her helm.* I miss the minicons from my world. It's nice to see they're alive and well here though.
NoodlesAtNight 10:42 pm
[[Quite. 327 in just this area.]]
Darkscream 10:42 pm
*Wings perk up.* Really?
NoodlesAtNight 10:42 pm
[[Yes. We are quite a happy settlement.]]
NoodlesAtNight 10:43 pm
[[But, again. It is past hours. If you require a place to stay, he offers to connect you to a mech in New Praxus or New Kaon, as you prefer.]]
Darkscream 10:44 pm
Ah, right. Sorry, Soundwave. I'll be fine finding someplace in the outdoors if I'm not intruding on some territory. Might go check out the Rust Sea before settling in for the night.
NoodlesAtNight 10:45 pm
[[As you wish. Be careful. He does not want police at his door asking about your remnants.]]
*He only wants police at his door if they're there for very different things.*
Darkscream 10:46 pm
Thanks for the warning, but I'll be fine. If an army of Nekrons can't kill me.. Oh. Before I go...
NoodlesAtNight 10:46 pm
[[Yes?]]
Darkscream 10:48 pm
*Goes into subspace for something.* Where did I... *Her arm goes nearly all the way in as the grumbles about pockets. Grins and pulls out a plastic box.* If you're going to get some octopuses soon, you'll want these. If they're the big variety, this is vacuum packed shark. Little ones. I run into a lot of species out there.
NoodlesAtNight 10:49 pm
*Soundwave takes the box with a feeler and gives it a suspicious glance before setting it onto a couch nearby. If it's going to blow up before he can scan it, better the couch than him.* [[Thank you.]]
Darkscream 10:50 pm
*Not going to blow up. Understands the caution.* Hope I get to visit again. Thanks for the drink, Ravage! *Waves and heads out the door.*
NoodlesAtNight 10:51 pm
*Nods after her and motions for the twins to take Swoop upstairs. He'll be along in a moment, himself. Work to do!*
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Survey #175
“imagine living like a king someday, a single night without a ghost in the walls.”
Have you ever had a teacher hit on you? Not to my recollection.
Have you ever seen your ex’s new partner? If so, what do you think of them? I don't know or care if he currently has one.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months? Done it twice now, it's not difficult if you're picky and serious with who you date.
Does anybody know about your sex life other than your partners? Well my mom was somewhat aware of things that were happening.
What was the last piece of candy you ate? Good question. I got my tongue re-pierced because of a bar length issue with swelling, and now this one is just shy of long enough to disable me from biting down entirely (they're snake eyes, so across the tip). I'm only just getting back into eating soft things very slowly unless I want pain, so candy's a no. I have to wait no less than three weeks to get a correctly-sized bar, and it's only been just over one aaaahhh.
Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? No.
Is your room painted or wallpapered? Painted.
What is the best kind of pizza in your opinion? I'm an American I stan them meat lovers.
Is there something that someone has done to you that you cannot forgive? No. Well actually idk, I still don't know for *sure* if I forgive him. Like I'm completely over it and it no longer affects me, but I could never ever ever ever look at him even remotely the same or even consider trusting him. I don't think that's supposed to happen when you forgive someone.
Have you ever broken a plate/bowl? Accidentally by dropping.
What is your favorite restaurant? Olive Garden.
Has anyone ever drunk called/texted you? I don't think so.
Do you know anyone who has a homosexual parent? No.
What type of music could this world live without? Pure screamo (no, not as a carpet term for metal).
Are any of your pets “overweight”? No.
Who’s the last person you cried over? Does myself count?
Did the house you grew up in have a fence? Yeah, but not all around.
What’s your YouTube channel name? 0zzkat.
Who of your FB friends has the cutest toddler(s)? Uhhhh idk. Anastasia's baby girl is pretty cute, I guess.
Did you decorate pumpkins this year? No. :/ They were totally gone the day we were gonna get one (the day before Halloween so no, we weren't that surprised lmao).
What’s the craziest color you’d dye your hair? More like what color WOULDN'T I dye it?
What’s the coolest hobby one of your friends has? Uhhh. Idk.
Name a video game you can play over and over again? Shadow of the Colossus. I've beaten it around 30 times. Would be more if I didn't lose the disc, buuut it's actually coming in the mail now!
What is something that will make you laugh instantly? Don't show me that fucking Linkin Park "crawling in my crawl" worm video.
Name a movie you wouldn’t watch solely based on its name? None come to mind.
What’s your dearest souvenir? *shrugs*
What was the last strong scent you smelled? Probably coffee bc of Mom.
Have you ever been in an unconventional relationship (long distance, polyamorous, same gender, age gap, etc)? If so, what challenges did this relationship present, and were they worth overcoming? Long instance + same-sex simultaneously. Distance is fucking hard when you really want each other's company, especially for emotional support. Being same-sex makes me nervous due to potential violent homophobics, especiiiiaaaally living where I do. I do it regardless, but even just holding hands leaves me worrying some asshole is going to cause a problem. I know my sister's husband isn't at all fond of it either and I'm 99% sure he's why Sara's never met the kids. But anyway, all those things are absolutely worth it.
Would you ever consider something like a poly relationship, assuming everyone involved was alright with it? What are some things you think you would or wouldn’t like about it? Absolutely not, because I strictly believe in the exclusiveness of love.
What is the most unhealthy relationship (whether friendship or romantic) you’ve ever had? What made it so unhealthy? Do you still talk to each other? Colleen, probably. We are just about the antitheses of each other, yet we were "best friends." We disagreed too frequently, she was drama-ravenous, we kept leaving and coming back, etc. No, we don't talk now, and I refuse to ever do so again as friends.
Have you ever been abusive in any way? Were you able to change or make amends, or, in general, what do you think people should do to make amends in that situation? No. I absolutely do not believe in "making amends" with your abuser. Keep them the fuck out of your life.
Have you ever forgiven someone for being abusive or allowed someone toxic back into your life? Did this person change for the better or not? Toxic... you mean Colleen? Did it too many times, and no, she didn't.
Do you feel like your age matches your emotional development? If not, what age level or maturity level do you feel best represents where you’re at? Part of me says no, another says yes. I guess it depends on the subject.
What is one thing about your personality that embarrasses you, but you can’t seem to change it no matter how hard you try? Have other people called you out on this embarrassing thing? Being socially awkward as all hell, and yes.
When was the last time you did something “meant” for children? Do you think it’s okay for adults to do these things (ie. watch cartoons, have stuffed animals, dress in cute clothing, etc), or do you think there’s an age beyond which it becomes unacceptable - and if so, why? I was playing Spyro just earlier today lmao. In almost all cases, no. I do believe that something like a full-grown adult playing pretend with dolls or something may be questionable, but even then there's not a real reason I can give you.
What was the last thing to “trigger” you (as in, in a true mental health sense, I’m being serious here) and how did you cope with it? What kinds of things do you tend to find triggering? What do you do either avoid or face your triggers? Something PTSD-related, but I can't remember exactly what it was, I guess because I got past it pretty quickly. There are certain songs I should avoid, I canNOT look at the medicine I ODed on, I don't like seeing or being near large knives at all...
If you’re diagnosed with anything, do you feel that it accurately represents what you’re experiencing? All of them, yeah.
What is a complaint you have about the mental health industry or about the type of treatment you’ve received from a mental health service? Have you ever had any particularly bad therapy experiences? I feel that too many people working in the field care far more about the pay than the people. I can't guarantee a professional truly cared about what I was dealing with until Holly Hill. I've had one particularly horrible psychiatrist that threw diagnoses and pills around like they were nothing (the most ridiculous being ADHD, which I in no way exhibited), and a long-time therapist I had was pretty bad, something I realized only after I started with my current one. She was strict about that "you've got an hour, you're staying an hour, you're leaving no later" shit, and we always ran out of things to talk about so I'd just be sitting there super uncomfortably and numerous times start crying because I felt so awkward, and she'd just take it as a sign that I wasn't telling her something. She drove "and how does that make you feel" and "what're you thinking of" into the goddamn ground. Yeesh, having been a mental health patient for so long, I could really write a novel here.
When was the last time you realized you might be the source of a problem and NOT someone else? Hm, idk. I'm so uninvolved with others that that's a hard question to answer.
What are some minor physical discomforts that really bug you (eyelash in your eye, a wedgie, rumpled socks, etc)? HAVING THE BOTTOMS OF YOUR PANTS GET WET. I hate chapped lips, too.
Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes? Horizontal.
Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? No.
Are you ticklish? YEAH.
Have you ever tried to make your own alcohol? No.
If you were to join one of the armed forces, which would it be? I wouldn’t.
Have you ever been in a submarine? No.
Have you ever been in a hot tub or sauna? Only hot tubs.
Do you believe there used to be dragons? No.
What was your first alcoholic drink? A Mike's hard lemonade.
Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Idk, I was a baby.
What was your first detention for? Too many tardies.
Did you ever have a treehouse as a kid? No.
Have you ever been on radio? No.
How long has your longest ever phone call been? A few hours.
What is a meal you eat extremely often? Or do your meals & food choices vary a lot? Ummm I guess some kind of chicken is common?
When was the last time you felt unable or unwilling to speak your mind to someone? Idk.
What was the last thing you changed your mind about? Uhhhh how am I blanking, I change my mind on things every five minutes.
Who was the last friend you saw, and what did you do together? Sara's both my girlfriend but also the only "friend" I ever hang with now even tho we live several states apart lmao. I was there two weeks, so we did an array of stuff.
Who tends to show up in your dreams? Do you ever wonder if you appear in anyone else’s dreams? Hell, I barely ever remember my dreams. Jason still shows up maybe ehhhh around or maybe less than once a month, and I have no clue why other than maybe there's some PTSD effects I don't actually detect or something? It's not like I think about him much, so I really don't see why he shows up, but the theme is constant: awkwardness seeing each other again, and he sometimes tries to get back with me (thank FUCKING GOD even in my dreams, I don't). Sara's in some dreams that I remember. Mom, maybe.
What is something you wish you could say to someone who is no longer in your life, or something you wish they could know? Nothing.
What is something you do to feel better when you’re scared? I'll usually turn to YouTube for a distraction.
Who do you feel you can count on the most in life? Is there anyone you wish you could count on more? Mom.
What is the strangest book you have ever read? How did you find out about it? Probably Bite Me by idr-who. I actually don't remember.
What was the last thing you broke? How about fixed? Another sensor came off the keyboard. :') I dunno about fixed.
Is there a sign or symbol that means a lot to you for whatever reason (eg. seeing certain animals or birds, 11:11 or other repeating numbers, syncs, butterflies, hearts in nature, etc)? Butterflies and semicolons. Hence my semicolon butterfly tattoo.
Do you have any personal ghost stories or paranormal experiences? Yeah.
What do you get complimented on the most? My hair.
What is something unusual that you find attractive? why does?????? everyone hate fedoras tbh??????????
What time do you tend to eat your first meal of the day? And your last? BOY this varies so much like fuck. Sometimes I don't eat breakfast at all, sometimes I do right when I get outta bed. Dinner can be at like almost 10:00 with Mom's schedule, or I may have it like five hours earlier.
What was the subject of the last video you watched? I'm getting into a horror LPer and I'm binging her Silent Hill playthroughs.
How would you describe your overall aesthetic? I like pink but bloody guts and brains are cool 2.
What is the most challenging meal you have ever cooked? N/A
What was your favorite thing to do as a little kid? Play video/computer games.
Have you ever been close to drowning? No.
Do you watch any Japanese anime? Not currently, but I've kinda had the urge to pick an interesting one up?
Do you have someone who is protective of you (father, brother, etc.)? Mom and Sara above anyone else.
Where was the last place you went, that you hadn’t been to before? Uhhhhh good question. I don't exactly go to new places often.
Do you have any bad habits you aren’t working on changing? If so, do you ever think you’ll try to break them? I don't believe so off the top of my head? Then again I think everyone has little bad habits they don't try to improve upon, but I can't think of anything serious.
When was the last time someone surprised you with their reaction or behaviors? I'm sure something with Mom, but idk what.
Are you good at committing to things like Nanowrimo or Inktober? Nope.
What is your preferred method of expressing yourself? Writing. Or drawing if I'm in the mood.
Have you ever reached out to a crisis center for mental health support? If so, how was the experience? I tried to reach the suicide hotline via their online one-on-one chatroom because I was too afraid to actually call, but I ended up waiting I think 45 minutes before the OD happened.
When was the last time you did something you were afraid to do, and how was the outcome? I drove at night and ordered food at a drive-thru myself. It went well.
What is one positive thing you believe about yourself? I have a strong sense of right and wrong.
What is something you have been through that has made you stronger? Depression as a whole.
Other than money, what is something you wish you had more of in your life? Social life, success, and motivation to name a few.
Is there anything that you tend to ignore for the sake of your sanity? Sure. Mental health stuff flares up sometimes if I think about some things too deeply.
What was the last thing you argued or debated about? Did you eventually agree, or did you have to agree to disagree? Getting rid of Bentley, and neither, really. Mom knows we shouldn't have him for a world of reasons, yet she refuses to try to find a far more suitable home for him or at least talk to Nicole about it (he's her dog, but she doesn't live here), who's never even paid him almost any attention. I could rant about this for hours.
What is something you wish was different about your family? THAT WE WERE CLOSER.
What is your main struggle or focus in life right now? Getting out of the house/becoming more of a functioning adult.
Are you more dramatic or stoic? I'm neither extreme, really, but I'd say I'm much further from stoic.
Are you on medication for anything? If so, do you feel like it helps? Have you ever been afraid to take medication or had a particularly bad experience with it? A lot, but the only ones I feel don't work are the ones for my tremors and knees. I was on one med for a while that I was scared to take because it made me vomit (safe to say I wasn't on it long), and even my life-saver med made me sick at first, but I took prescription nausea pills to ride that out as my body adjusted.
Do you prefer having long or short nails? Short, but not too short.
When was the last time you had an argument with one of your parents? Idr.
Do you tend to eat the same few things all the time or do you vary your intake? Would you consider yourself to be a picky eater? Are there any commonly enjoyed foods that you don’t like? I'm picky and definitely have a limited palate. Some foods I can think of for the last question include fried chicken, BBQ, watermelon, tacos, all cheeses but American, aaaand I'm blanking again in an area I should have a book about.
Do you have good body image? Do you feel more confident about your body or your personality? What is one thing about yourself about which you do feel particularly confident? Ha, as if, so personality. I like how open-minded I am.
How likely are you to compliment other people? How do you react or respond when you receive a compliment? What are your favorite types to receive? It depends on the person, the atmosphere, and my anxiety level. I sometimes fear complimenting people because I don't want someone to be like "um why is she talking to me?"/"is she flirting with me?"/"why did she notice that?", etc. I become so giddy (at the very least internally) when people compliment me because of how my self-esteem is, and I really appreciate them. The compliments that mean most to me are regarding my photography. With how badly I want to be a successful photographer, people seeming to genuinely like what I do has actually made me smile like an idiot and giggle publicly. It just means a lot to me.
Describe the last thing you reblogged? How many posts do you tend to reblog during a day? A clip of Mark having a fit over a dog in RDR2. How much I reblog varies greatly; depends on how much I get on Tumblr that day, what I feel like sharing at that moment, what I queue...
Have you ever lost your cool at work or somewhere else important? What happened as a result? No.
Do you listen to your friends’ advice when they give it to you? Depends. If it's Sara, I usually do.
What’s the last kind of soup you ate? Vegetable.
Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? It is pierced.
The most memorable time that you skipped school, what did you do? I don't recall.
Did you ever have a favorite teacher in high school? What made them your favorite? Coach Collie. He was very friendly, wise, his sense of humor was great, he cared deeply for his students, was super chill, shared life advice all the time, etc. etc.
Can you think of a time when you were really obviously judged by your appearance? What happened? Not that I recall.
What’s something your mother told you growing up that you actually listened to? Mind your manners.
What are three emotions you experience regularly? Stress, content, but also discontent.
What is your favorite Halloween candy? Reese's.
Is there anyone who refuses to communicate with you? *shrugs*
What was the last lengthy packet you filled out? Something for vocational rehab.
Is there something you still can’t do even though you’re an adult or might be expected to do this thing? I don't have a job or drive.
When was the last time you congratulated someone? Were you happy for them, indifferent, jealous? When I found out one of my closest high school friends is pregnant. I was obviously happy for her.
What would you say is your STRONGEST emotion? Maybe not the most frequent, but the most intense? And what emotion do you feel most weakly, even if you might feel it more often? Anger; envy (but it's not often).
Have you ever gone somewhere in your pajamas? What makes this acceptable or unacceptable to you? Plenty times, but it depends on my level of shits given and the location. Honestly wish pjs were more acceptable in public places cuz like why not, you've got clothes on, just don't go around where everyone can totally see your dick, ass, or tits.
Other than the usual things like IDs, etc, what do you always carry with you when you go out? My phone.
What type of photography do you enjoy looking at? Do you take any photos yourself, and if so, what types of things do you prefer to photograph? LOTS!!!! I particularly love fantasy-styled portraiture or macabre work, and omg give me soft lighting. I'm a sucker for emotive or conceptual portraits and the like. I like to photograph an array of things, but my faves are nature and animals.
Have you ever gone out for the Black Friday shopping rush? Did you enjoy it, or not so much? Or, what’s the busiest shopping day you’ve ever experienced? Nope. Busiest shopping day I indirectly experienced was when I worked at GameStop during the holiday season... nope. It's a small store and it was flooded. I hated it. Idk about one where I/my family was the shopper.
Do you enjoy reading diaries or stories you wrote from when you were younger, or does it embarrass you? If you’ve kept them, was there a particular reason for hanging on to them so long? No. No. No. NO. I can't stomach going any further back than '15 at the RP forum because fucking cringe. All old stuff like physical journals and such, they're long gone because I never want to see them again lmao.
What would you say was your first true hobby? What about your most recently developed one? Hmmm, probably video games were the first things I was *really* deep into. Recently developed... good question.
Is there one thing that throws off your mood more than others, whether it be lack of sleep, lack of food, heat/cold, etc? I'M FUCKING /CRANKY/ IF I'M HOT. Serious lack of sleep makes me moodier.
What is one common area of life in which you feel you have little to no experience (college, children, marriage, etc)? Work and independence.
What kinds of things are you likely to complain about? HEAT. If it's hot to me, you're gonna know. I'll complain if my stomach especially hurts, sometimes with other pain.
Do you like to put any extra effort into your food in terms of presentation, or do you prefer to just put it on a plate and eat it as it is, no frills? I don't cook, so. But I'd definitely be the latter.
When was the last time you were mean or rude to someone else? How about the last time someone acted that way toward you? I hung up on this insurance agency or whatever they are that call me every other goddamn day. I dunno about the second question.
What kinds of things are most likely to make you lose your temper? Have you ever done something regrettable or embarrassing while angry? I fucking dare you to ridicule the mentally ill in front of me. Goddamn dare you. For the second part, not to my recollection.
Do you have a large dog? No, both our dogs are medium-sized.
If not, are you afraid of them? Not at all.
Do your parents know that/if you smoke? I don't.
What is the reason you last received money? Mom borrowed some from me so she was paying me back.
Is anyone in your family sick? Not to my knowledge.
Are you very upfront about things or do you "beat around the bush"? The latter, typically.
Do you ever write poetry just to get your feelings out? Not really anymore. Middle and high school? I was all about it. I wrote only one poem this year.
How many bones have you broken? None.
Whose house did you visit last? My sister Ashley's.
Have you ever bought a fragrance by a celeb because you liked who it was? No.
Do you have a gazebo at your house? No.
What’s your favorite brand of bottled water? Essentia.
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because i love you and love it when youre happy tell me bout the ship in your book for the ship meme
ok so since its a self insert, when i talk about the main character i wont write y/n cause i don't wanna I'm gonna write peter. when i talk about my book to people i usually just call him peter. the other guy is jack anyway here it comes
— SHIP QUESTIONS
PRE-RELATIONSHIP
How did they first meet? they met when they were both in elementary school. they met on the first day of kindergarten and since then they’ve been inseparable ( yes this is a childhood friends to lover story don't ask I'm soft)
What was their first impression of each other? at first jack was a bit intimidated by peter because he was really loud when he played and jack was more shy but when peter saw jack he immediately wanted to become his friend because jack is very friend shaped
Did any of their friends or family want them to get together? jack’s family doesn't even know they're together but if they were, they wouldn't be supportive but they wouldn't be against it either. peter’s family was totally chill with it, as long as he’s happy they don't mind
Who felt romantic feelings first? jack even tho he’d never admit it
Did either of them try to resist their feelings? absolutely peter was in another relationship when he realized he liked jack and jack thought he was straight so him having feelings for a guy just didn't make sense to him
If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think? peter would take his flirting game up by a 1000% around jack while jack would disagree with it but be secretly very pleased
What would their lives be like if they had never met? jack would have been a neurosurgeon cause at the beginning of the story he was like a month or two away from getting his diploma and peter would have led a pretty average, boring life
GENERAL
Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go? it was at the least romantic place ever; a laundromat. they were washing their clothes and they were both covered in dirt from some graverobbing and jack was like “hey, i think i love you” and they kissed and it was very sweet
Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like? their first date wasn’t even when they were dating. one time, peter sneaked them in the cinema where he worked in the middle of the night and they watched a movie alone together
What was their first kiss like? it was right after jack confessed, still in the laundromat. it wasn't very long because they were both tired (it was like 2am) and then they hugged for a while and jack fell asleep in peter’s arms (🥺)
Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)? no they werent
What’s their height difference? Age difference? jack is older than peter by a couple of months but peter is taller than jack by a good two inch (the ideal height for forehead kisses ;)
What’s their relationship with each other’s families? hmm jack gets along fairly well with peter’s parents but jack’s parents don't really care for peter they just think like “oh its him, alright” and they go back do their things
Who takes the lead in social situations? usually peter but sometimes jack
Who gets jealous easier? i wouldn’t say theyre very jealous but jack
Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear? peter does and it really annoys jack because peter always does it when jack is trying to concentrate on something
LOVE
Who said “I love you” first? peter said the first platonical i love you but jack said the first romantic one
What are their primary love languages? peter’s is cooking because no matter what everyone says, he’s still me at the core. jack’s is a mix of acts of service and physical affection
Who uses cheesy pick-up lines? peter does most of the time but sometimes jack tries his hand at it and it makes peter melt
How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA? they don't have a lot of time for it but if they could they’d be stuck together like 85% of the time
Who initiates kisses? in the beginning its peter but once they get more familiar with the romantic side of their relationship, it equals out
Who’s the big and little spoon? jack’s the little spoon cause the poor boy needs it but sometimes they switch
What are their favorite things to do together? something calm and nice. they really like cuddling up on the couch and watching tv shows
Who’s better at comforting the other? theyre both good but in different ways. peter will try to find solutions to the problem and if he cant he’ll try to find distractions while jack will sit in silence and listen to peter and craddle him
Who’s more protective? jack is but don't get me wrong. peter would absolutely let hell loose for jack
Do they prefer verbal or physical affection? its almost even but physical affection wins by like half a point
What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise? oh god do i have some for you: pink in the night by mitski, run by hozier, in the grace of your love by the rapture, ill stop here now cause i don't wanna bore you with that
What kind of nicknames do they call each other? sweetheart, honey, darling (that one is only when they are yelling for the other from one side of the house to the other)
Who remembers the little things? jack. he has a scary memory
DOMESTIC LIFE
If they get married, who proposes? peter would. jack would have been planning to propose for a while too but he chickens out everytime (oh what if he says no? cant risk it)
What’s the wedding like? Who attends? its very romantic, kinda cliche, probably outdoors since they don't want it in a church. most of their family attend, aunts uncles and grandparents and a few friends on each side
How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like? they don't have biological kids but they adopted nora even tho shes like 15 (look don't be abusive to your kids or some weird gay couple will steal them away, i don't make the rules)
Do they have any pets? oh i bet they get a cat somewhere in the future
Who’s the stricter parent? jack but he has no authority so nora does whatever she wants anyway
Who worries the most? jack. he's an overthinker by nature
Who kills the bugs in the house? peter does
How do they celebrate holidays? for Halloween nora goes trick or treating and gives her candy to peter and jack cause she doesn't really like overly sweet things but she keeps chips and other salty treats. for Christmas they have a regular Christmas where they give each other gifts and they watch Christmas movies and have a huge meal for dinner. for valentines day... you know whats up 😏 and for st patricks day idk i guess they drink beer
Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning? they would both gladly stay in bed all day
Who’s the better cook? peter
Who likes to dance? they often have dance parties in the kitchen while peter is cooking
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☆Nu’est as monsters | Baekho
Finally... this is the first one of that Halloween AU that for sure won’t even be all published by Halloween... I’m sorry! If you have any members you want next tell me, if not i’ll just do whoever I want~ Hope you like it!!
So Baekho would be a werewolf. Big, scary and intimidating werewolf. But a fluffy puppy on inside a bit confused about human stuff
During the day he’d just be like a normal person, he’d have a normal job like idk, a personal trainer or whatever people do in gyms
But during the full moon nights he’d transform in a werewolf
Wouldn’t really hurt anyone, just stay in the nearest woods sleeping
He also wouldn’t have a pack — he’d just be a lone wolf (never better said)
He left his original one when he was still a cub because they left him behind
He started living as a normal human and even tho he has still some problems controlling his animal instincts, people just think he’s a bit odd and don’t really mind him sniffing the air a lot, scratching his head and ears in the weirdest ways and eating like crazy whenever there’s meat
Actually no one would be surprised that he was a wolf, like he just gives off that beast vibes
Anyways, one day you’re walking back to your apartment which coincidentally is near the local gym
You’re actually a bit hurried because the streets are dark and you don’t really live in the safest area in town and you see him, walking towards you
You get scared because, well, he’s like 2 meters tall and a lot wider than you
But just when he’s in front of you and you can finally see his face, he collapses and drops his knees to the floor
You get even more startled and are really reluctant to help him
Like, what if he’s just acting and when you couch down he assaults you or something?
But after seeing he isn’t really gonna move you bend down a little and ask if he’s okay
And then, thanks to the light of a streetlight, you see the river of blood near him
“S-sir! Are you okay? Hold on, let me call an ambulance!”
You start looking for your mobile phone, but he grabs your wrist really hard
“Don’t” and your blood freezes because he’s voice is so raspy and scary
You look at him terrified and then realize something you hadn’t seen before
He has ears — like animal ears… and lots of hair, which is slowly disappearing in his arms and jaw
You look at him astonished and without saying nothing, until you hear him breathe heavily
Now you don’t have any doubt that he’s really hurt, but he’s still holding you tight and you can’t call the ambulance nor the police
You end up taking him to your home to treat his wounds, and while two are going up in the elevator you end up staring at his face… he’s actually very handsome, but you’re just as crazy for helping him this way
When you start trying to clean his wounds you see that he has all his chest scratched — No human could ever do that
“What the fuck did you do? Fight with a wolf?” You joke. He probably just got chased by a stray dog or something? But you freeze when he says “yeah” in the most serious tone you’ve ever heard.
You look at him with a puzzled expression, and he just rubs it off “I’m thankful to you for helping me, but please matter your own issues”
You immediately nod and finish up healing him
“Don’t worry about that” He says when he sees you looking at his torn and dirty shirt “And thank you very much again… I don’t have anything to repay you with”
“It’s nothing, I’m glad it wasn’t a deep wound…” You say while you walk him to the door “Just be careful when walking back home… um…”
“Baekho, just call me that” He finally introduces himself. You also tell him your name and wave him goodbye.
Next morning, you see some news about some wolves sighting near the limits of the local forest… but still don’t understand what Baekho had done that night.
You also just convince yourself that all that hair were just shadows and that the ears you saw on top of his head was just his messy hair
So after that day you keep meeting Baekho when you pass by the gym at your way at work
You discover how socially awkward he is when all his coworkers are amazed by how much he talks to you
Even more, he asks you out on a date.
He tried really hard — lots of stuttering, messing up and even biting his own tongue.
So even tho it’s more like casual dates, you two end up going out
Most of that dates are walking through the park, he really enjoys that
But ends up paying more attention to dogs than you
So anyways, a month or so after you met Baekho, you’re walking home alone again
You haven’t seen him that day nor gotten a text — you’ve supposed he has lost his phone as always
He isn’t really fond of technology
You’re lost in your thoughts and then you see it, a big ass wolf walking around in front your apartment block
You get scared shitless and want to run away, but freeze up when you realize he’s looking at you
He starts approaching you but your legs don’t move, and at this point if he takes one step more you’ll cry at once
But you realize he’s the one crying. His head, ears and tail are down, and he can’t even walk that much
So long story short, you let him in your house cause you’re still crazy and he doesn’t seem aggressive, but you have to try to not make noise because animals aren’t allowed in your apartments
You try to clean up his wounds with a wet towel, not wanting to risk it using human products. You get really surprised when he doesn’t flinch away nor gets irritated when you touch his cuts and bruises
You also realize he has a familiar scar in his chest, but you’re really nervous so don’t mind it that much
You put a blanket on the sofa and let him get up while you go to bed
Next day you plan to call the police or animal control or whatever, and you make sure to lock your room’s door just in case the wolf gets hungry at night
Next day, when you get up, there’s no wolf in your sofa
There’s a naked man
More specifically, Baekho
The scream you let out doesn’t even sound human and it wakes him up
He panics at the sight of you panicking and starts trying to explain himself, even more when he sees himself naked
After you calm down a bit he explains himself, and tells you about him
He’s a werewolf and even though he has been doing well all alone during his life, another pack has taken the forest he used to stay on during full moon nights, so he often gets in fights with them and ends up hurt because of that
You take a bit to take in everything he explains to you, but what more can you do? You let him stay in your house, at least during those nights when he surely can’t control his wolf form
Obviously, with the promise that he won’t make a mess or destroy or eat anything
He’s actually very clean and neat in his wolf form, just leaves hair everywhere
Now you understand more the weird things he does, and now that he doesn’t have to keep the secret around you, he isn’t that shy anymore
Doesn’t show that much of animal instincts in public, just being a bit protective around you
He’s also very gentle and caring, afraid he might hurt you with his strength or lose control around you
Maybe sometimes he exceeds himself with kisses or tight hugs, but starts apologizing immediately thinking you don’t like it
Also, likes chasing cats down the street
#nu'est#baekho#kang dongho#nu'est reactions#nu'est scenarios#nu'est w#kpop reactions#kpop scenarios#kpop bullet poin scenario#kpop au#writing
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Can I have an MC with really bad anxiety? Like not social but more like she cant even sit in her bed alone in the dark? You're doing really great so far, keep up the good work!
of course! also thank you!!!
i always get motivated for this one in the middle of an anxiety attack lolololol
TOTALLY NOT LISTENING TO HALLOWEEN MUSIC TO MAINTAIN MOTIVATION
zen
it was a quiet night
you had just had the busiest week of a hectic month
so you got a little clingier with zen
he enjoyed it happy to have some relax time
the phone was ringing in the other room making zen have to leave to grab it
this already made you nervous
who was calling in the middle of the night
with zen gone you didn’t feel safe
at any gust of wind you jumped
at any creak in the house you jumped
any noise sent your anxiety off
you couldn’t stop thinking of what could happen
you were so deep in your thoughts you didn’t notice zen in the kitchen
he suddenly dropped a glass and you couldn’t stop you anxiety
you thought unknown was going to get you again and you started to cry and hyperventilate
you just couldn’t control your thoughts
luckily zen noticed and came over to you and pulled you close
“hey babe I’m here! i just dropped a glass I’m sorry it scared you!”
you just hug him tightly thankful it wasn’t who you thought it was
you just cry for a bit shaking
he whispers sweet words to you rubbing your back comforting you
he knows about your anxiety as he probably had to help comfort you
yoosung
you two were playing a horror game of your own request which was surprising to him
it was mainly to do with the fact you were tired of feeling like a burden
you were doing great albeit your anxiety making you stiff as a board
you were really fighting it
you just cant do getting chased or jump scares
after the first game you are feeling confident even though you are shaking badly
yoosung was too
he was allowed to pick the game tho
he happens to love the thrill of jumpscares
its that boost of energy for school lololol
he pick five nights at freddy’s
you falter
you start playing shaking so much
with his help you get to the second night
you try and alternate between him taking over when a jumpscare is near
and this works till like the 4th night
when you all get distracted
theres suddenly a jump scare that makes you scream
you curl in on yourself shaking and crying mind wandering making it worse
doesn’t help you like to look up the theories and then you get freaked out
you then are thinking about how stupid it is that a game is making you freak out but he doesn’t think so
he grabs his favorite blanket and his hoodie that you love
he rushes to get tea going and he quickly puts on cute animal videos while you are at the compute and has you get up so you can both sit there
you on his lap
this helps distract you and you laugh sniffling at the silly kittens
next thing you know you are asleep on him and he doesnt know what to do
jaehee
your school has really been taking a toll on you
you never thought how hard it would be to major in theater
sweats nervously
you have to practice a monologue but you also have all you academic work to do
as you are working on it you check the time and how much is left
its now 3 in the morning and barely finished and you still have that monologue to practice that’s due tomorrow
you start thinking of the worst and begin to shake crying silently
jaehee wouldn’t have noticed if it weren’t for the fact you dropped a glass by accident trying to calm down
that made it worse because now you think thats more work and how it upset jaehee
but she simply cleans up the mess and gives you slippers in case any stray glass got anywhere
she makes some tea for you to calm down and gets you a blanket and plays some recordings of zen singing because that’s what helps her
she gives you a hug and a kiss and makes sure you are ok and decides to help you with the work
jumin
you were in the penthouse playing with Elizabeth while he was at work
you were having an amazing time till the power went out
you completely freeze up
you werent aware that you werent breathing till you needed to breathe again
you were just frozen
you shut your eyes tightly like you were taught when you were younger when scared of the dark
you didnt have a blanket to hide under and you didnt want to move
you were thinking of all the things that could be lurking in the dark and start rocking crying
elizabeth worries about yoy and brushes against you meowing and you sit crisscross applesauce so she can sit on your lap
you peat her and she purrs comforting you
suddenly the door is opened making a loud noise and she runs to greet the familiar face but it just made your anxiety worse
you rock again thinking its someone whos going to kill or kidnapp you for being the heirs wife
“sweetheart? its me jumin? your husband?”
he goes over to her with a flash light and he sits down next to you pulling you into his chest whispering to you to calm you down planting kisses to your temples
you hug him tightly glad to have him right now
the power comes back on and you don’t want to let go
hes fine with this
707
you were on the computer writing things on tumblr
when suddenly its hacked
you cant get all these freaky things of your computer and you are panicking crying
there were quiet a few nsfw things
some of which hit a few triggers
you scream for seven
he had been teaching you computer things but your anxiety wont let you think clearly
you keep telling yourself that if you were calmer you can fix it and not need his help
when he comes rushing in you try to explain and he pushes up his glasses telling you hes serious thankfully
you are still panicking though anxiety running rampant in your head
you feel bad because he deals with his brothers mental illnesses enough he doesnt have to deal with yours but he honestly doesnt mind
he shuts down you computer and takes a part out of the computer it self
“well you couldn’t of fixed this it’s well hacked but has been for a while so we need to fix that but that can wait”
he says this knowing you used many unimportant accounts on that computer under his request
hes gets some tea going and wraps you in his jacket taking his headphones off playing relaxing nature sounds he knows helps you from watching your youtube history
and he just hold you close playing with your hair for a while
you are finally calm and he feels like a hero because he got to help you and saeran today
“im not called god 7 for no reason”
you smack him and just hug him
unknown
you were sitting on the bed with him and bad memories that cause anxiety hit
you normally try to handle it on your own away from him because he needs more help in you mind
but you just cant stop it
you and shaking badly trying to get the thoughts to go away
you hold your head desperate to calm down and rock
at this point he notices and knows whats going on and he pulls you close rocking
“hey you should tell me you go through it too i can help you like you help me…”
you just hug him and he hums slightly playing with your hair
its the most relaxing sound you’ve heard and you quickly calm down
“so what caused it?”
“i remembered what we went through to both be here where we are now”
he just looks sad and understanding now realizing it scarred you too
later he gets you flowers
v
you have one dark thought and you jump straight to the thought that you are becoming rika
this of course freaks you out and anxiety comes to say hi and try to spend the night
not today satan
your mind goes through all the ways you could possibly be rika
you curl up freaking out shaking and crying wanting to stay away from v so he doesnt find out you are “rika v2.o”
its too late
he rushes to you trying to see if you are ok
when you tell him you are worried you are gonna become rike he gives you this long talk about how you are nothing like her
hes just sitting next to you and he tells you to talk about your favorite subject to calm down
you choose art and he and you just chat about it for ages till you realize you are calm
you tell him hes fucking magic
“no haha i just did research”
you give him a smooch and say no you are fucking magic and he just laughs nodding
i hope this is ok? its like 4 in the morning and ive been suffering from con depression all day and plus i havent done an imagine in A G E S sorry for that writers block is a bitch
#mysme#mystic messenger#mystic messenger zen#mystic messenger v#mystic messenger jaehee#mystic messenger jumin#mystic messenger 707#mystic messenger yoosung#mystic messenger saeran#mystic messenger hyun#mystic messenger mc#mystic messenger unknown#mystic messenger luciel#mystic messenger ray#mystic messenger saeyoung
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll
1- what images do you have set for your desktop/cell phone wallpaper?my phone has pictures of my friends and my desktop is still dan avidan i keep forgetting to change it
2- have you ever had a crush on a teacher?no
3- what as your last text message?sent? it was “me too”
4- what do you see yourself doing in ten years?probably dying
5- if you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?in someone’s arms
6- what was your coolest halloween costume?uhh probably last years even tho it wasn’t that great bc i made it myself and had a styled wig and everything
7- what was your favorite 90s show?i was not alive in the 90s
8- who was your last kiss?still zee
9- have you ever been stood up?no
10- favorite ice cream flavor?strawberry or cotton candy
11- have you ever been to las vegas?no
12- your favorite pair of shoes?probably my pink ones they’re soft and have tiny one inch platforms
13- honestly, have you ever cheated on a significant other?no
14- what is your favorite fruit?watermelon or strawberry
15- have you ever talked to anyone on tumblr that your could see yourself dating/having sex with? if possible?well i mean one of my exes i met over tumblr so it’s not a wild concept to me but currently i’m not like,,, interested in others
16- are you into hookups? short or long term relationships?long term
17- do you smoke? if so, what?no
18- what do you do to get over your anger?rant about it on this blog or sometimes to a friend i guess
19- do you believe in god?idk man
20- does the person you’re in love with know it?yeah
21- favorite position?sleeping
22- what’s your horoscope sign?leo
23- your fears?being abandoned, myself sometimes, everyone secretly hating me, never being loved, etc
24- how many pets do you have? what kind?three, a cat and two fish
25- what never fails to turn you on?uhhhhhh
26- your idea of a perfect first date?idk uh,, get food maybe hold hands a little
27- what is something most people don’t know about you?idk,, i guess most people don’t know what i look like during a full on breakdown that i’m not trying to disguise
28- what makes you feel the happiest?hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
29- what store do you shop at most often?i dont shop a lot
30- how do you feel about oral? giving and or receiving? never gave or received, both sound good to me tho
31- do you believe in karma?idk
32- are you single?yeah
33- do you think flowers or candy are a better way to apologize? the best way to apologize is to mean it and not expect forgiveness if you really fucked up and to be genuine and honest and if you do those things it shouldn’t really matter whether you choose flowers or candy
34- are you a good swimmer?i mean,, i won’t drown
35- coffee or tea?tea
36- online shopping or shopping in person?i do both
37- would you rather be older or younger than your current age?i’d prefer to keep my age so i don’t fuck up the timeline of my life thank u very much
38- cats or dogs?how can i choose
39- are you a competitive person?i don’t think so
40- do you believe in aliens?yes
41- do you like dancing?don’t really do it much
42- what kind of music do you listen to?many kinds, mostly anything but country
43- what is your favorite cartoon character?how can i choose just one
44- where are you from?albany
45- eat at home or eat out?eat out
46- how much more social are you when you’re drunk?i’ve never been drunk
47- what was the last thing you bought for yourself?i don’t remember
48- why do you think your followers follow you?idk actually why do u guys follow me
49- how many hours do you sleep at night?it varies, sometimes like ten sometimes none
50- what worries you most about the future?i pretty much rely on the fact that i’ll probably die before it matters but if i don’t die i’ll have no idea what i’m doing
51- if you had a friend that spoke to you the same way you speak to yourself, how long would you be friends?not very, i’m not friends with myself tho so
52- are you happy with yourself?no, never really have been
53- what do you wish you didn’t know?i don’t know
54- what big lesson could people learn from your life?i guess,, not to take people for granted
55- if you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?what
56- what’s your favorite website?i visit this hellsite most often i guess
57- what’s the habit your proudest of breaking?the only habit i could think of that i broke was biting my nails
58- what was your most recent trip of over 50 miles?idk how many miles i travel bc i don’t drive
59- what’s the best bargain you’ve ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?idk
60- what do you order when you eat chinese food?sweet and sour chicken and white rice
61- if you had to be names after one of the fifty states what would it be?no
62- if you had to teach a subject to a class, what would it be?alright so there are three things that i feel like i’m able to do well those three things are draw, write, and play pokemon and i’m a failure at everything else i do so probably an art class or creative writing class
63- favorite kind of chips?i like doritos
64- favorite kind of sandwich?grilled cheese
65- which do you use more often, dictionary or thesaurus?dictionary
66- have you ever been stung by a bee?yeah, only once, and i have a history of not fucking eating for whole days and that was one of those days and i guess the sting just triggered the dehydration and all that and i got really dizzy and my legs gave out and my mom had to carry me home
67- what’s your favorite form of exercise?my what now
68- are you afraid of heights?more afraid of what i’d do to myself than the height itself
69- what’s the most memorable class you’ve ever taken?eight grade science, i had a bunch of friends in that class and we hated the teacher at the time and the shit he did and we were constantly like going insane and here’s the main reason: my mom went to school with that teacher and she managed to find a fuckin. story that he wrote in 11th grade and she showed it to me and my god it was so bad and the main character was such a self insert and i was like “oh my god this is amazing” and you know what i fuckin did? u know what i did? i decided to make c o p i e s of the story so i could bring it into school and show my friends. so i had like ten copies and we gave one to my friend kevin however. we gave it to him DURING science class. so instead of doing his work kevin is sitting back there reading this story and laughing at it and the teacher is like “what are you doing kevin?” and kevin, instead of putting it away and being like “my work”, was like “oh i’m reading your 11th grade story” and at this point i’m like “oh fuck” and then the teacher asked where he got it and he points to me and i’m like “OH FUCK” so he comes over and asks where i got it and i’m like “surprise my mom went to school with you” and he’s like “i haven’t seen this story in years” and guess who’s like “DO U WANT A COPY” and reaches over me and into my backpack to pull out a fuckin copied version :^) anyway that day was wild some girl i never talk to who didn’t even know my dead name let alone my actual name came up to me asking for a copy
70- what’s your favorite breakfast?pancakes or waffles
71- do you like guacamole?no
72- have you ever been in a physical fight?no
73- what/who are you thinking about right now?um
74- do you like cuddling?yes
75- are you holding onto something you need to let go of?can we not have this conversation over tumblr’s ask system thanks
76- have you ever experienced one of your biggest fears?i live with myself every day lmao
77- favorite city you’ve been to?nyc!!
78- would you break the law to save a family member?probably
79- talk about an embarrassing moment?me, as a person
80- are there any causes you strongly believe in?idk
81- what’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?not sure
82- fav day of the week?none
83- do you consider yourself sexually open minded?idk what that means
84- how do you feel about porn?i don’t watch it really, but if that’s your thing then it’s your thing
85- which living celebrity would you like to know?idk
86- who was your hottest ex?it’s hard for me to like,, determine that because my sexual attraction to someone usually isn’t there until i start liking them romantically (in most cases, there’s people i never liked romatically but found attractive or people i found attractive before i liked them but that’s not the case with anyone i actually dated) and it disappears when i don’t like them romantically anymore so ???? also rude question especially considering at least two of my exes follow me here
87- do you want/have kids?don’t have them, might have them but that’s dependent on whether or not my partner is able to take care of kids i’m not gonna have kids if i know that my partner can’t be a good parent to them. also still not sure if i want them myself
88- has anyone ever told you that they wanted to marry you?no
89- do you get easily distracted?hell yeah
90- ass or titties?why… choose…..
91- what is your favorite word?to use in writing, probably “gentle”. to use in speech, probably “fuckin”
92- how do you feel about tattoos?i want a lot, i have two
93- do you have any pets?this was already a question?
94- how tall are you? 5′5
95- how old are you?14
96- 3 physical features you get complimented on a lot?i don’t get complimented on specifics, the most i get it usually like “you look nice today” or sometimes ppl say they like my makeup but that’s not a physical feature of mine
97- is there anything you’re really passionate about?i love,, the jims and the piano
98- do you have trust issues?idk, i don’t let most people see me cry or see me having a breakdown and i only really trust a few people with most stuff and it’s usually because there was something that happened in the past that allowed them to already know stuff like that and they were good about it and i was like “oh, then they’ll be alright about it and i don’t have to explain myself to them because they already know” but?????
99- do you believe in love at first sight?god no, what if they’re a dick?? u can’t judge a book by it’s cover. also i think that now i’ll have to know someone pretty well to start liking them because of past and current events
100- what are some words that you live by? why? i don’t have a specific quote or anything but. if you love someone tell them. i’ve said this before, and i don’t mean specifically romantically in fact in some cases you should keep that to yourself so no one is made uncomfortable but like. tell your mom or your best friend or your dad or your grandma that you love them because they could be gone real soon or you could be gone real soon and they should know that you love them before that happens
thank u for asking
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11/10/19 - Chat with Erika
Erika_XP💚 2:14 AM: “Anyone online?”
Deadhead 2:40 AM: “no”
(...)
Erika_XP💚 5:59 PM: "Good morning everyone”
ToddThotBOT 5:59 PM: "Good morning.”
Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "Who is todd?”
ToddThotBOT 6:00 PM: ":toddpwease:”
otherLiam 6:00 PM: "todd howard”
ToddThotBOT 6:00 PM: ":toddlasers:”
otherLiam 6:00 PM: "the bethesda guy”
ToddThotBOT 6:00 PM: ":toddalien:”
Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "Are you some sort of beast sent by regiminis?”
otherLiam 6:00 PM: "he's a bot, don't worry about him”
otherLiam 6:00 PM: "he's just a joke”
Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "oh”
otherLiam 6:00 PM: "lmao”
Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "I feel silly now ^^”
Erika_XP💚 6:00 PM: "Tyler has not been on at all today =[“
otherLiam 6:01 PM: "he's usually not”
otherLiam 6:01 PM: "what with being part of a supernatural amalgamation and all”
Erika_XP💚 6:02 PM: "I miss him and I hope he will be ok tomorrow”
Densgivin 6:02 PM: "69”
ToddThotBOT 6:02 PM: "Nice.”
otherLiam 6:02 PM: "he's been part of a supernatural amalgamation for a few months now”
otherLiam 6:02 PM: "i doubt he'll be okay tomorrow”
otherLiam 6:02 PM: "but that's sorta the object of the game, is to keep him safe”
Densgivin 6:03 PM: "Also lol good morning here it is like 6 pm”
/Mr. Circle\ 6:07 PM: "Give me my goddamn color back my dad works at discord i will get you banned”
Densgivin 6:07 PM: "D:”
Xenquility 6:26 PM: "Now that Yugi is gone, I feel like someone has to say this”
Xenquility 6:26 PM: "0”
otherLiam 6:26 PM: "aaaa”
Xenquility 6:27 PM: "happy 11/11 spain”
ARGdov 6:27 PM: "rip”
otherLiam 6:27 PM: "(still 6 hours till it happens forreal)”
Xenquility 6:27 PM: "Wait Liam you're in est?”
otherLiam 6:27 PM: "no”
otherLiam 6:27 PM: "the game is tho”
ARGdov 6:27 PM: "9 over here in LA”
Xenquility 6:27 PM: "It is?”
ARGdov 6:27 PM: "and yeah”
ARGdov 6:27 PM: "oh wait”
ARGdov 6:27 PM: "Im not in LA anymore lol”
ARGdov 6:27 PM: "in California”
otherLiam 6:27 PM: "i am”
otherLiam 6:27 PM: "dov come get a beer”
Xenquility 6:28 PM: "Oh cool florida is est”
Xenquility 6:28 PM: "I totally knew that”
ARGdov 6:28 PM: "wait Liam your from LA?”
ARGdov 6:28 PM: "niiiice”
otherLiam 6:28 PM: "i live in santa monica yeah”
ARGdov 6:28 PM: "we should next time Im in town then for sure”
ARGdov 6:28 PM: "niiiice”
Xenquility 6:28 PM: "Imagine not having free health care”
otherLiam 6:28 PM: "yeet”
otherLiam 6:28 PM: "imagine not having free speech”
Xenquility 6:29 PM: "(I'm making a joke don't turn this political please)”
otherLiam 6:29 PM: "(also a joke)”
Xenquility 6:29 PM: "Excuse me but both of our governments are part of the five eyes alliance or whatever”
otherLiam 6:29 PM: "i’ll have you know that gets shot”
Xenquility 6:29 PM: "Wait wha- Random heart attack”
otherLiam 6:29 PM: "lowkey actually survived a school shooting so i get to make that joke”
Xenquility 6:30 PM: "Oh god”
ARGdov 6:30 PM: "jesus”
/Mr. Circle\ 6:38 PM: "I am actually a top secret whistleblower for the [commits suicide in prison]”
otherLiam 6:38 PM: "#circledidntkillhimself”
Xenquility 6:39 PM: "How the hell did you come up with the name circlehunter”
Erika_XP💚 6:39 PM: "I actually know about Tylers (steps into traffic)”
/Mr. Circle\ 6:39 PM: "Ripped off a book series”
Erika_XP💚 6:40 PM: "Im sorry did my bad joke just ruin the conversation flow ^^;”
Xenquility 6:40 PM: "It was actually so bad it went back in time and burned down the house of some random guy”
Xenquility 6:40 PM: "Whose name was possibly John”
Eevee Reborn 6:41 PM: "Yes it did. You murdered this entire conversation”
Eevee Reborn 6:41 PM: "/Him\ > Tyler”
/Mr. Circle\ 6:43 PM: "AM I A JOKE”
/Mr. Circle\ 6:43 PM: "GIVE ME THE COLOR, GOD”
Erika_XP💚 6:44 PM: "who is /him?”
Erika_XP💚 6:44 PM: "oh wait”
Erika_XP💚 6:44 PM: "you mean /Patrem?”
/Mr. Circle\ 6:44 PM: "/he\ is the one true father”
/Mr. Circle\ 6:44 PM: "that's right”
/Mr. Circle\ 6:44 PM: "it's /me\”
Erika_XP💚 6:44 PM: "oh my lord I am not allowed to type this demons true name completely”
Xenquility 6:44 PM: "/he\ is /papi\”
/Mr. Circle\ 6:45 PM: "You are all my children, and I love you equally”
Erika_XP💚 6:45 PM: "He is a purple fart cloud if ever I saw one”
Eevee Reborn 6:46 PM: "Ok, someone kick this chick”
/Mr. Circle\ 6:57 PM: "i'm not spookin anymore just to letyou know”
/Mr. Circle\ 6:57 PM: "but like”
/Mr. Circle\ 6:57 PM: "i can't get blinded by the light out of my head aaaaa”
ARGdov 7:24 PM: "Patrem is Daddy”
ARGdov 7:24 PM: "take me daddy”
ARGdov 7:24 PM: "make me your bitch and take over my body oWo”
otherLiam 11:53 PM: "on the left is greth, on the right is patrem”
Xenquility 12:01 AM: "Happy undecim nocte”
Xenquility 12:01 AM: "Seeya in the morning”
otherLiam 12:01 AM: "oh shit u rite”
otherLiam 12:01 AM: "time for shit to go down”
Wolfcat 12:02 AM: ":jack_o_lantern:”
otherLiam 12:02 AM: "No.”
otherLiam 12:02 AM: "Bad.”
Wolfcat 12:02 AM: ":jack_o_lantern: “
Wolfcat 12:02 AM: ":ass:”
otherLiam 12:02 AM: ":crikMad:”
Wolfcat 12:03 AM: ":confounded: “
Wolfcat 12:03 AM: ":ass:”
otherLiam 12:03 AM: ":octoYAM: "ERO:”
Erika_XP💚 12:03 AM: "I will not be able to sleep a bit for at least the next 24 hours”
otherLiam 12:04 AM: ":lytWIPED:”
Wolfcat 12:04 AM: ":hand: :dork: :hando:”
ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: ":ass:”
ADULT_LINK 12:04 AM: ":turboass:”
otherLiam 12:05 AM: ":crikPls::crikNo::jack_o_lantern:”
Wolfcat 12:05 AM: "when your ass has an ass”
Wolfcat 12:05 AM: "i think ive seen some furry art like that actually”
Wolfcat 12:05 AM: "im not a furry tho”
otherLiam 12:05 AM: "wolf be like”
Wolfcat 12:05 AM: "damn rl shiki”
ADULT_LINK 12:05 AM: "where are those plsno emotes from?”
otherLiam 12:06 AM: "criken”
Xenquility 12:06 AM: "what's a criken”
otherLiam 12:06 AM: "a streamer/youtuber”
Wolfcat 12:06 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gckgKU7cQw”
ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "weird, i thought i was in crikens discord”
ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "wait”
ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "i am in his discord”
ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "what”
ADULT_LINK 12:06 AM: "where are his emotes”
otherLiam 12:07 AM: "https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f-nXNfBTznE”
Wolfcat 12:07 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ryq8ffVFz0”
Erika_XP💚 12:07 AM: "Good luck today Tyler @IIIII :green_heart:”
otherLiam 12:08 AM: "twewy’s ost is so good”
Xenquility 12:14 AM: "@Wolfcat Did you change the channels name”
Wolfcat 12:15 AM: "yea”
Xenquility 12:15 AM: "K good”
Wolfcat 12:15 AM: "cause all the others have emojis”
otherLiam 12:15 AM: "Are we dead”
otherLiam 12:15 AM: "is this hell”
Xenquility 12:15 AM: "We're not dead”
Xenquility 12:15 AM: "We're still in the dreammmm”
Xenquility 12:15 AM: "Anyways gtg sleep”
Xenquility 12:15 AM: "Cya”
otherLiam 12:15 AM: "guys yugi got us”
Wolfcat 12:16 AM: "do you want to know the truth behind yugi's identity?”
otherLiam 12:16 AM: "How much do you know about runes?”
Wolfcat 12:16 AM: "spell his name backwards”
ADULT_LINK 12:17 AM: "iguy”
Wolfcat 12:18 AM: "he is a guy”
PAKO 2:05 AM: "wolfcat is here again”
otherLiam 2:05 AM: "we noticed”
PAKO 2:05 AM: "me not haha”
ADULT_LINK 2:26 AM: "its almost like he never even left”
Jos 2:38 AM: "Tbh”
Jos 2:38 AM: "The canibal part was the funniest”
otherLiam 3:07 AM: "dov’s reaction was priceless”
Erika_XP💚 3:37 AM: "Whoopsies I think I was posting in the wrong channel”
Erika_XP💚 3:37 AM: "@Mediom Loli Snek Hello there are you excited about 11/11 today? I can't wait to figure out how Tyler will get out of this one!”
Erika_XP💚 3:37 AM: "@ADULT_LINK how about you?”
Erika_XP💚 3:37 AM: "@Scrublord your name made me giggle and I can't believe it is basically 11/11 now and no one is talking about anything”
ADULT_LINK 3:47 AM: "yeah i'm interested in whats gonna happen”
ADULT_LINK 3:47 AM: "hopefully i dont sleep until 5 PM: " again tho”
ADULT_LINK 3:47 AM: "wait shit i have a lawyer i'm gonna be talking to so i cant really do that”
Erika_XP💚 3:50 AM: "A lawyer? Are things well in your life?”
ADULT_LINK 3:52 AM: "oh yeah you're new”
ADULT_LINK 3:52 AM: "on halloween my freinds and i got hit by a drunk driver”
Erika_XP💚 3:55 AM: "I know that is horrible I have known so many people who have died in auto accidents”
Erika_XP💚 3:55 AM: "Well from my heart I am happy to know you after the fact rather than just as a line of text on a wiki.”
Erika_XP💚 3:55 AM: "someone linked me the wiki earlier and I have been reading a little bit”
Erika_XP💚 3:55 AM: "I think I actually saw your name in it earlier”
ADULT_LINK 3:58 AM: "yeah , i've been around in the community for a long time”
Erika_XP💚 3:59 AM: "How long have you known Tyler?”
ADULT_LINK 4:01 AM: "i have a horrible memory, but i think around like. 2015? idk”
Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "I feel like I have known Tyler forever even though I just started watching him for abou”
Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "Oh wow”
Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "For a moment I was worried I was being challenged in my love for Mr.Silentdork however then I realized”
Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "Well never mind I wont say that, that would be silly >///>”
Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "I will say this I bet I have seen more silentdork videos than you”
Erika_XP💚 4:01 AM: "I have so many things prepared to alert me when something happens on his channel”
ADULT_LINK 4:05 AM: "...huh”
ADULT_LINK 4:05 AM: "kindof a bold thing to bet but yeah, i've missed quite a few videos so, maybe”
Erika_XP💚 4:07 AM: "Would you like to see a secret silent dork video I bet no one has ever seen?”
ADULT_LINK 4:07 AM: "sure”
Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "I dont often share these when I have them because I always assume he must be hiding them for a reason”
Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "Or that regiminis or one of his friends might have placed a curse of some kind on it for all I know”
Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8up-ngPKZw”
Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "Some people got to see this one but I bet you did not”
Erika_XP💚 4:08 AM: "It was pretty spooky ^^”
ADULT_LINK 4:10 AM: "oh yeah i remember that one”
ADULT_LINK 4:10 AM: "i liked a few of the comments on that, so i know i've seen it before”
Erika_XP💚 4:11 AM: "Alright I was just playing around on that one.”
Erika_XP💚 4:11 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9qHHiBTq0U”
Erika_XP💚 4:11 AM: "This one is a bit more secret I think based on the numbers”
Erika_XP💚 4:11 AM: "I bet you never saw this!”
ADULT_LINK 4:13 AM: "hmm”
ADULT_LINK 4:13 AM: "not sure if i remember this one, but i know at the very least the group has seen it, theres a translation of the ciphers by our youtube channel in the comments”
Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "I know I must have something you all do not”
Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "I thought I was just some weird girl who really likes Tyler
but I guess I should have expected there to be people out there who know what the important things are in life”
Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "Alright I feel weird about sharing this one because it kind of spooks me a bit”
Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "but I just want to make sure its as secret as I kind of thought it was”
Erika_XP💚 4:16 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAZW2Co15Bk”
ADULT_LINK 4:21 AM: "oh my god is that one of the old roblox videos”
ADULT_LINK 4:21 AM: "haha nice i almost forgot about those”
Erika_XP💚 4:21 AM: "Roblox?”
ADULT_LINK 4:21 AM: "yeah, the thing in the video is a roblox map with a lot of filters on it”
Erika_XP💚 4:23 AM: "Oh I just was not sure what roblox was at first”
Erika_XP💚 4:23 AM: "Please see through this. He always does this kind of thing to throw everyone off. It happened once before back in april 2012. There is always Methods to the madness. This is one of the only times I think I of the 3 will be able to speak without my symbols the way I had to set them up. Please stay alert.”
Erika_XP💚 4:23 AM: "He said this to someone in a comment”
Erika_XP💚 4:23 AM: "But I cant be sure what it means or if it is him for real”
ADULT_LINK 4:26 AM: "huh.”
ADULT_LINK 4:26 AM: "i wonder if some of those old videos have any relevance to the ||||| stuff”
ADULT_LINK 4:26 AM: "wait that was from a few months ago”
ADULT_LINK 4:26 AM: "god july feels like ages ago, i dont remember what was going on in the arg back then at al lmao”
Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "Oh darn I was going to get one he had unlisted from a really really long time ago but now its set to private. I am sure I have it downloaded somewhere but Im out on my laptop right now.”
Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "oooo”
Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "I have one thing I could share”
Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: ">.>”
Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "<.<”
Erika_XP💚 4:33 AM: "but this is special to me”
ADULT_LINK 4:36 AM: "i've got a few unlisted vids bookmarked from when ooc tyler was really into monika from ddlc”
Erika_XP💚 4:37 AM: "If I show this video I will have to delete it afterwards because I want to keep it kind of secret and special in my heart for a little while longer”
ADULT_LINK 4:38 AM: "ooh?”
Erika_XP💚 4:38 AM: "ok I am nervous”
Erika_XP💚 4:38 AM: "But also sad because he turned the chat off so you cant see what was said”
Erika_XP💚 4:38 AM: "But also relieved because I think I would die if anyone saw what I said”
Erika_XP💚 4:38 AM: "Ok Ill post it for a moment”
ADULT_LINK 4:41 AM: "oh dude i remember that fuckin stream”
ADULT_LINK 4:41 AM: "i complimented his shirt”
ADULT_LINK 4:41 AM: "or, at the very least one of the other streams from that day”
ADULT_LINK 4:41 AM: "i think there were a few tests?”
Erika_XP💚 4:42 AM: "I jumped in and I think he was testing out how to make it work and then I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN TALKING TO ME WHEN I CAME IN AND STARTED TALKING IN THE CHAT”
Erika_XP💚 4:42 AM: "AAASASDFDASFASDFA”
ADULT_LINK 4:43 AM: "nice :thumb:”
Erika_XP💚 4:44 AM: "I love his voice so much I bet when he sings in private it sounds gorgeous.”
Erika_XP💚 4:44 AM: "Or atleast I imagine he sings in private”
Scrublord 6:03 AM: "I know this is late but”
Scrublord 6:03 AM: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/317446131586170880/508079274398449666/68747470733a2f2f63646e2e646973636f72646170702e636f6d2f6174746163686d656e74732f3331373434363133313538.gif
Erika_XP💚 6:21 AM: "@Scrublord hello there it was just me saying your name gave me a little giggle”
Scrublord 6:21 AM: "Ok lol”
Erika_XP💚 6:22 AM: "Are you a big fan of silentdork?”
Erika_XP💚 6:22 AM: "More importantly @Scrublord have you ever spoken to tyler before? I think I kind of did once, not counting yesterday when I think he might have been possesed or something.”
Scrublord 6:24 AM: "Well kind of yea”
ADULT_LINK 6:25 AM: "the original title of this video from when i bookmarked it is "Sick ass remix for that nigga scrub"
ADULT_LINK 6:25 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAZl4NAcDNg”
ADULT_LINK 6:25 AM: "so”
ADULT_LINK 6:25 AM: "lmao”
Scrublord 6:26 AM: "XD”
Erika_XP💚 6:26 AM: "Oh wow Tyler is friends with you?!”
Scrublord 6:26 AM: "Well yes”
Erika_XP💚 6:26 AM: "You are basically famous in my eyes”
Scrublord 6:27 AM: "Epic lol”
Scrublord 6:27 AM: "OMG THAT VID”
Scrublord 6:27 AM: "XD”
Scrublord 6:27 AM: "I just remembered XD”
Scrublord 6:27 AM: "Wait did he made it lore lol?”
ADULT_LINK 6:27 AM: "honestly this is still my fav pic of tyler”
ADULT_LINK 6:27 AM: "nah i dont think that video is canon at all, i just bookmarked it cuz i figured it'd be funny in the far future”
ADULT_LINK 6:27 AM: "guess i was sorta right?”
Erika_XP💚 6:29 AM: "He is such a cutie >//>;”
Scrublord 6:29 AM: "It definitely is lmao”
Scrublord 6:29 AM: "Anyways you seemed like a huge fan @Erika_XP💚 “
Scrublord 6:29 AM: "Idk if you already saw it but here's a JID related thing I made 2 years ago”
Scrublord 6:29 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9AHUEbigHM”
Erika_XP💚 6:33 AM: "@Scrublord I just laughed so hard I think I woke people up”
Scrublord 6:34 AM: "lmao”
Erika_XP💚 6:40 AM: "Sorry if I am bothering you a lot but what was the last thing Tyler said to you @Scrublord ? Was he Angry like he was here yesterday?”
Erika_XP💚 6:40 AM: "I am trying to decide if he is possesed or something”
Scrublord 6:41 AM: "I haven't talked to him for a while now”
Scrublord 6:41 AM: "But I think he is”
Scrublord 6:41 AM: "Usually he's chill af”
Erika_XP💚 6:41 AM: "How was he last time he spoke to you?”
Scrublord 6:41 AM: "Well this is the last thing he said”
Scrublord 6:41 AM: "Oh shit i---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------”
Erika_XP💚 6:42 AM: "wat”
Scrublord 6:42 AM: "He was about to tell me a secret code to rekt Kevin or some shit”
Erika_XP💚 6:42 AM: "WAIT WHAT!?”
Erika_XP💚 6:42 AM: "I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE SAID WORD FOR WORD”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "But then he's just gone”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "This is a few months ago but here's what he said”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "in telling you this you have learned something that will truly be one of the final puzzles to all of this”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "I used to straight up log in and tell these people I loved them on a semi daily basis”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "this bond and the ones that extend across all of the spans of hubris and without it”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "will call the magic that can break this curse”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "that much I know”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "We are nearing the end of a decade”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "a decade plagued by a darkness we have had a great joy in fighting
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "it will come to an end and we will enjoy again a golden time”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "this secret I have told you”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "carry it with you my compatriot, I feel you will know in your heart when is the right time to reveal it to them if you follow this journey”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "should you so desire”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "most importantly of all”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "nigga I am about to tell yo ass the secret code to fucking reck kevins shit because no one figured it out”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "all these fucking years”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "and oh my fucking god I am still dying that no one ever came close to stumbling onto this after like 6 fucking years”
Scrublord 6:43 AM: "Oh shit i---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------”
Erika_XP💚 6:45 AM: "ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!?”
Scrublord 6:45 AM: "Yes”
Scrublord 6:45 AM: "But I haven't heard from him since”
Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "@everyone”
Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "wait oh god”
Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "OH NO I DID NOT MEAN TO DO THAT”
Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "I AM SO SORRY”
Scrublord 6:46 AM: "But this was ages ago”
Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "OH GOD OH GOD”
Erika_XP💚 6:46 AM: "OH GOD”
Scrublord 6:46 AM: "The message was from 08/09/2019”
Erika_XP💚 6:47 AM: "IM SORRY FOR DOING THAT EVERYONE PING I WAS JUST REALLY EXCITED”
Erika_XP💚 6:47 AM: "Oh”
Erika_XP💚 6:47 AM: "I dont know why I was expecting a rush of anger to come forth”
Scrublord 6:48 AM: "Well idk what I just said and idk if Lunar Children or Kevin or some shit might come after me now”
Scrublord 6:48 AM: "Imma go load my Glock and go exercise now”
Erika_XP💚 6:49 AM: "You sound like such a adventerous lad”
Erika_XP💚 6:49 AM: "Surely no match for my Tyler though. I doubt you battle cults, but you must be a very cool person for him to consider you a friend and tell you something that amazing.”
Erika_XP💚 6:49 AM: "I just realized I think the @ everyone feature just does not work”
Erika_XP💚 6:49 AM: "I feel like people should know this”
ADULT_LINK 6:52 AM: "the ping didnt actually go thru, not everyone has @everyone perms”
ADULT_LINK 6:52 AM: "oh wait you just realised that”
ADULT_LINK 6:52 AM: "shit i'm slow”
Scrublord 6:53 AM: "Im normally just a shitposter but I joined the ID because I was working on a case of my own about my sister”
Erika_XP💚 6:53 AM: "by this I do not mean @everyone I mean the thing scrub just told me Tyler said”
Erika_XP💚 6:53 AM: "Oh no what happened to your sister”
Erika_XP💚 6:53 AM: "is she faring well?”
Scrublord 6:54 AM: "She just posted some weird codes on Twitter and I asked the ID to help me crack the code”
Scrublord 6:54 AM: "Don't worry it isn't related to JID”
Erika_XP💚 7:04 AM: "Well I'll still worry for you because I assume tyler must care about you too”
Erika_XP💚 7:04 AM: "@Upd8”
Erika_XP💚 7:04 AM: "through process of elimination I think I worked out a logic in my head that explains this must be what is here in place of @everyone”
Erika_XP💚 7:04 AM: "this scrublord man is very important and Tyler was trying to tell him how to beat Kevin who I always had a feeling was really regiminis”
Scrublord 7:11 AM: "Well he really do, and vice versa for me”
Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "@Scrublord I have to get to bed its getting kind of late. But I am glad I got to speak to you and learn what I did.”
Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "I hope I get to talk to you again soon”
Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "doctor: you have 2 seconds to live”
Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "Me:”
Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkYAdJHN5X4&feature=youtu.be”
Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "plays this video twice”
Erika_XP💚 7:20 AM: "sorry I just wanted to be goofy for a moment”
Xenquility 8:27 AM: "Why the hell was upd8 @'d””
Densgivin 8:27 AM: "Lol”
Densgivin 8:27 AM: "Also mornin pals”
Densgivin 8:27 AM: "How r u xen”
Xenquility 8:27 AM: "Top o the mornin to ya”
Xenquility 8:27 AM: "Not bad. You?”
Densgivin 8:27 AM: "Fine”
Densgivin 8:27 AM: "I just had breakfast and goin back to sleep”
Xenquility 8:28 AM: "lmao”
Erika_XP💚 8:42 AM: "@Xenquility I am unable to sleep and I will tell you it was because I had a powerful revalation regarding Tylers situation”
Erika_XP💚 8:42 AM: "@Scrublord can tell you more”
Xenquility 8:43 AM: "What uh... "Revelation" did you have?”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "in telling you this you have learned something that will truly be one of the final puzzles to all of this”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "I used to straight up log in and tell these people I loved them on a semi daily basis”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "this bond and the ones that extend across all of the spans of hubris and without it”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "will call the magic that can break this curse”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "that much I know”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "We are nearing the end of a decade”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "a decade plagued by a darkness we have had a great joy in fighting”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "it will come to an end and we will enjoy again a golden time”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "this secret I have told you”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "carry it with you my compatriot, I feel you will know in your heart when is the right time to reveal it to them if you follow this journey”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "should you so desire”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "most importantly of all”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "nigga I am about to tell yo ass the secret code to fucking reck kevins shit because no one figured it out”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "all these fucking years”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "and oh my fucking god I am still dying that no one ever came close to stumbling onto this after like 6 fucking years”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "Oh shit i---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------”
Erika_XP💚 8:43 AM: "I am to be made to understand Tyler said this”
Xenquility 8:44 AM: "Yeah that happened months back”
Xenquility 8:44 AM: "iirc”
Densgivin 8:44 AM: "nig”
Erika_XP💚 8:45 AM: "Yes thats what he said but This is news to me”
(...)
Erika_XP💚: "Ew”
ARGdov: "shit are we talking about illustrations of people we wanna fuck”
Wolfcat: ""people"”
Wolfcat: "but yes”
/Mr. Circle\: "haha wolf wants to fuck something that isn't a person”
steve solothies: "Hello”
steve solothies: "my fall over”
Wolfcat: "not you steve”
Wolfcat: "what fell over”
steve solothies: "myself”
Wolfcat: "oh damn”
Xenquility: "Why'd he leave lmao”
Wolfcat: "he fucking died“
Xenquility: "Sucks to be him”
Erika_XP💚: "What an odd lad”
Xenquility: "Excuse me he identifies as a woman”
Wolfcat: "ok now you are LITERALLY assuming his gender”
Wolfcat: "shit i did too”
DensO Burton: "Hey”
Erika_XP💚: "https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/453310624076922899/643286223200452618/oh_no.JPG”
Wolfcat: "is that u”
Xenquility: "Excuse mr”
Xenquility: "I LATERALLY assumed it”
DensO Burton: "Lol”
Xenquility: "Not literally”
Erika_XP💚: "lol no I just wanted to post this face I found because I thought it was silly”
Wolfcat: ">mr”
yoshi: "wat”
Wolfcat: "at it again”
Xenquility: "*me”
Erika_XP💚: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U31mUOYTL3U”
Erika_XP💚: "https://youtu.be/U31mUOYTL3U?t=158”
DensO Burton: "Oh god no”
Erika_XP💚: "right here actually”
Wolfcat: "god i used to make this same exact shit as a kid”
Wolfcat: "literally just making faces in front of the camera”
Erika_XP💚: "I found this serching for silent dork lol”
DensO Burton: "That's literally a SILENT doRK”
Wolfcat: "cool”
DensO Burton: "Oh god”
yoshi: ":HyperParty:”
Erika_XP💚: "Hello there yoshi”
DensO Burton: "SPIT OUT THE BONE”
DensO Burton: "headbangs”
Erika_XP💚: "I bet no one in here is as big a fan of silentdork as me”
Deadhead: "Sure lol”
Erika_XP💚: "Is that a challenge?”
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ANIMATION DAY - 31.10. 2018
Task: Let’s create a spooky Halloween themed alphabet together, all the students, from all levels, like a big happy family what
Animation day is an optional program organized for all animation student from foundational year to masters to gather together and in small groups let’s do together a piece of animation by the end of the day. How you solve the lunch is your problem.
Egh… I’m not gonna lie, that was my first thought about it on that morning. Don’t get me wrong, just one day before I was head over hills by that idea, because I was pretty aware of how much I could benefit from it. Building connections, meeting with new people, gaining experiences, chances of free pizza and candy, yep, sure I wanted to dive into it, who doesn’t?!
Then on that specific day, somehow the exact same reasons become the cause of your anxiety because your lazy introvert mind recognizes what is it up to for real:
Meeting with new people - greeeeat, I need to socialize, go through countless small talks to warm up to strangers, like I’m not doing that since the past 2 months heh?
Building connections - oh sugar honey ice tea, so I even have to do a good first impression
Gaining experiences - aka showing how poor skills I have compared to demigod 2nd and 3rd-year peers
Free pizza - Free pizza DECLINED… Oh…
So after waking up to thoughts like that, I don’t think that it’s surprising that I had even considered the idea of ditching that day because first, it’s optional, second I had so so so many other things to do such as finishing storyboards or updating blogs… but worry not, I go through thoughts like that in relation to almost everything, some call it worrying, I call it listing my options and the possible outcomes before I start anything. I usually have my priorities sorted out right, so a little social anxiety won’t stop me of living up all my possibilities, and also funnily, the exact same reason to cons can become a quite supporting statement to pros… I could put it on the blog…
Talking from experience, an attitude has a lot to do with how we handle stuff and what we end up with. So I walked in taking big steps, deep breaths, putting on a smile and deciding that I will do everything in my power to collaborate and make it as good of an experience as I can. I have to make the best of it. I have to make it worth it.
And I immediately got much much more relaxed when I realized that there were others in nice numbers from my classmates who turned up too. Probably with the same bothering thoughts. And we stayed like that. Together. For some time.
After the 3rd and 2nd-year students were sorted out equally for different letters we came to the part that where we had to sign up for letters. Now by that time excitement took over most of the place of my anxiousness so while some of my classmates decided to stay together and sign up for the same letter, I boldly chose a random letter with an unfamiliar name. Long story short, I ended up being in a group with a girl from 3rd year, two guys from 2nd year, and 3 other boys from my class to make animations for 4 letters. Now comes the interesting part, teamwork.
I have always found teamwork the most interesting but also the most challenging task of all. The basic concept is quite admirable, people with different views and ideas create something phenomenal by making compromises and working toward the same goal together. Now here comes the problem, the phrase “working together” has as many definitions as many people exist, that’s why sometimes it can result in a rather unpleasant experience. Who doesn’t remember from group projects from preschool and secondary school when usually one person did 80% of the work, one person ditched completely their part, and the others did only the minimum?! We are all one of them. It also hides lots of conflicts, tension, and disagreements of who wants to do what part, who’s idea are we keeping, who is the leader etc. I personally think part of the conflicts wouldn’t even exist if we didn’t take so many things personally. Look at the questions above, who’s who’s who’s. It emphasizes the importance of the person behind the idea. Change some of them to which. Which idea do we keep, which parts should be done, it’s not perfect but you get the idea of this phrase sounding more objective. It emphasizes the idea itself. Just because your idea didn’t make it, that doesn’t make you stupid. The decision is not against you, and not even against your idea, it is for a concept that will have the most efficient result.
Every group needs a leader otherwise, it’s chaotic. We are humans, we don’t know it but we like to be told what to do. Let me give you an example. At the beginning of a project, the same question crosses through our minds, what are we doing? At a group project, the leader is the one who knows. They keep it all together, usually because they are the ones who know which step comes after what mostly because they have the most experience in it. They see the whole picture. They don’t oppress or boss around but supervise and make sure the group stays on track. At least that was how we sorted it out and made the girl from 3rd year - let’s call her A - the leader. We hadn’t had to discuss it really, from the first minute it was visible that she has the most experience and she had known where to starts and how to go. And we just naturally felt it right. Of course, it had to have to do a lot with the fact that we discussed everything together and everyone’s thoughts were listened.
First thing first was to decide if we wanted to do 2D or 3D. Who was not a newbie preferred the idea of 3D but we greenies were absolutely terrified of it. Given that we did not have any mentionable experience in using Maya and that we were a majority of the group, they ended up making compromises and agreed to do 2D or anything that does not include advanced software knowledge. Even tho they were incredibly nice and offered to help us learn to use the software or they just wanted to see us suffer as and I quote them: ”Maya is a special kind of hell”, we only had one day to make 4 pieces of 2-3 seconds of animation, it was pretty clear that there was just not enough time for that.
We chose to work with charcoal mostly in one paper for every animation because it has a special unique effect. Our teachers even suggested that we should shoot it on putting it on easels, vertically. Do you remember the part when I said an idea should be accepted when there are more useful things resulting from it than problems? Well… Now tell me how do you say no to a teacher, if you wanna build connections and you are also just a dummy newbie and it’s only been your first month here? Exactly, you don’t. Well, it was definitely interesting and challenging to work on. I am not entirely sure if it was worth it, because we sometimes accidentally bumped into the easel so it moved a bit off place and we couldn’t put it back to the exact same spot it was so it resulted in small jumps in the animation, and also the camera was extremely close to the paper for small details and high resolution so we had to work in a rather interesting poses, very very carefully. But one more experience to gain. Yay!
We decided to dissolve into smaller groups within our group so we can work on the animations more effectively. When we had some solid designs we discussed them together and gave critique to each other. Getting feedback from your peers is incredibly useful as they are also part of an audience you will want to make stuff for. I ended up being with A and we were given the letter “M”. Which was awesome because we know many words starting with M which had a spooky vibe. Monster, mystery, murderer, moon… And by saying moon I did get some extra knowledge about the course. There are 3 banned cliche things, that under any circumstances should not appear in animations, these are dragon, robot, and vampire. Vampire or werewolf, she was not sure which. That was one of my favourite aspect of it all, that we ended up talking about all sorts of kind of things, and not just with my group mates but with others too through them. I was disappointed in a pleasant way, I don’t know what did I expected but it was half as not friendly and open-minded as it turned out to be.
We agreed on making a monster who has mad cow disease and committed mass murderer and adding mystery by it’s appearing from the fog.“A” did the design as I was pretty clueless of how this should look like or where was I supposed to start. Seeing my distress she asked me what were my specialties. I immediately said character design. She asked me if I do stuff like taking random words and design a character from them. And I said no, I meant humans, I draw human characters. Until that moment I did not realize how boring that sounds, but yes it is boring. Only humans are boring. Sure anatomy is important and gestures and poses too, and yes you can have a bunch of own humanoid characters with a whole storyline that you promised yourself to bring alive once you have all the skills you think are required to have before starting and concept arts and designs and mood boards, hell yes, of course, I do have, but you need to realize that they are incredibly interesting for you because you have a strong emotional attachment to them, because you created them, you know everything about them, you love them, and it could easily happen that strangers without that amazing backstory knowledge won’t find them as captivating as they are in your eyes. Additionally, it’s always better to be good in more stuff than just in one. You stand in more legs you have more opportunities, so just have the courage to move out of your comfort zone, it can only benefit you in the long run.
At the end of the day, which we previously decided to be 5pm, all the animations were done and we even had a look at them as a whole sequence. It turned out pretty amazing, seeing so many different styles and solutions was really fun.
To sum up, all, if one thing to learn from this day was to dare to move out of our comfort zone, whether socially or artistically, chances are we are gonna end up with more benefits than regret. I know now that I have a lot to improve in terms of creative character design, need to leave humans alone for a while for sure. Also, let’s be brave enough to collaborate and get your ideas out, being wrong is not a failure. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will and a wrong idea written down whorts a thousand times more than keeping it in and contemplating whether it’s good or not. We can soon realize that something is off and it can give space for new ideas if it’s out early. If we keep something in for a long time we become over biased for certain concepts and don’t notice the black holes in it. We need feedback from the outside world because their opinion is objective, and that is something that every artist who wants to move an audience is in desperate need.
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