#I would kill him with my bare hands

[houseswife]

I love how they set taub’s biggest issue up to be the fact that he cheats on his wife. like that’s the only thing wrong with him really. and everybody dunks on him for it. meanwhile wilson has been causally dropping the fact that he’s a serial philanderer since season 1 and nobody bats an eye because there’s just so much else to unpack that it might be the most normal aspect of his personality

#house md #chris taub #love that clinically insane manwhore #james wilson #like yes he is proudly unfaithful and prone to affairs but the emotional cheating he be puttin those poor women through with house is much #much worse #I could tolerate my husband saying he’s slept with other women. like obviously horrible thing to do and I’d be mad. but it’s not outlandish. #if my husband called me up like ‘yeah I need to go take care of my manchild boybestie. he’s having legal issues and I need to #sacrafice my career for him. see ya later!’ #I would kill him with my bare hands

[dimeadozencows]

I have endured what no one on earth has ever done before

I put my lips to the hands of the man who killed my son

#deltarune #gaster #deltarune player #i love still headcanoning gaster as sans and papyrus's dad despite knowing that he saw everything that happened in undertale (including #the no mercy route) and seeing how friendly he is with us in deltarune #you would think he'd hate us and want do nothing to do with us or to hurt us but. he wants to create a new future with us. #he thinks that our search for him is a wonderful thing. he thinks we created a wonderful form. hes thankful for our time. #knowing this while still believing he's the father of characters we've killed makes him such an interesting character #we know he's tied to undertale so regardless of if he's actually their dad or not we have hurt people he knows #and he still treats us with so much care #i love this guy. i wanna know him already #this was fully inspired by a gorgeous drawing by WolfyTheWitch on twitter #of. actual priam jskdjdk #this was drawn using my poor poor pilot pens during classes over three days. i need to buy new ones now lol #i need to use this technique more often #its super time consuming but it looks so cool. and the paper has such an interesting texture now :]]] #i also LOVE drawing gasters hands all melting and barely even like hands #and brown paper packages tied up with string #my art #*i edited this a bit in digital i forgot to mention that gdjdjfk

[wyvernwinds]

coming out as a john gaius enjoyer sorry everyone yes he’s awful and quite literally the worst person in history but like he’s fun about it …. he committed cosmic genocide and wiped the memory of everyone who was there to see him do it and then just lied about it for ten thousand years … he turned the soul of the planet earth into a human barbie doll for no reason … he gets railed by old men on the regular … u have to admit he’s got some pizzaz

#LIKE I HATE HIM AND I WANT HIM GONE BUT I NEED TO SMOKE A BLUNT WITH HIM FIRST #i feel like i need to clarify this is not a thirst post #if i could kill him with my bare hands i would #i just like to rotate him in my mind #ntn spoilers #nona the ninth spoilers

[francy-sketches]

People give joffrey way too much credit acting like he's some kind of all powerful megasatan or smth. Like it's nice that you believe in him n all but all you'd need to do is slap him and he'd start crying lol

#.txt #'he would skin aegon with his bare hands 😈' his ass is not doing that #'he would shoot and kill him in 0.5 seconds 😈' girl HOW he can't even aim properly #not even confident he could win a verbal fight tbh #im like the opposite of stans when someone is too nice to one of my faves I get mad #reverse powerscaling

[gingerswagfreckles]

To demand that 1.1 million people evacuate an area with 24 hours warning before god knows what is insane and the Israeli government knows it. This is collective punishment merging quickly into full-on genocide and Netanyahu deserves to be tried for the same war crimes the Nazis were 70 years ago.

#gingerswagfreckles #Palestine #israel #israel palestine conflict #i/p #i/p conflict #this man deserves to be fucking shot lol #i can barely even read the news rn bc its like watching a train crash in slow motion #he doesn't care about Palestinian civilians and neither does he care about israel or jews #he cares about hanging on to his own power and thats it. if i could kill him with my hands i would

[clowngames]

I love Gul Dukat. I love how he tries so hard to be the galaxy's first likeable fascist and utterly fails. I love how he pretends not to notice or remember that everyone hates him, and then his mock shock at being told to fuck off in literally every conversation he has. I love his desperation to prove that fascism isn't so bad if you just stop resisting. I love his smug politeness as if his thinly veiled civility gives him the moral high ground while talking about reprehensible actions and beliefs. I love how earnestly he lies. I love how the more someone hates him the more he needs their respect, which makes him double down on the things that make them hate him. I love that he believes everything he says yet has no principles. I love that instead of giving him a redemption arc the show made him a vessel for Satan.

#gul dukat #Dukat #star trek #DS9 #deep space nine #I love him as a character #if he were a real person I would kill him with my bare hands #blorbo

[nobodymitskigabriel]

But have you considered demon!Sam Sabriel.

#and i mean like prince of hell yellow eyes sam #gabriel would find him very sexy and my very conflicted about it #and that would be even sexier #prince!sam would kill asmodeus with his bare hands bc hes an embarrassment to demonkind #supernatural #sam winchester #sabriel

[fuckspn]

sam told john "you did your best" and i whisper-screamed into the void of my empty apartment NO HE DIDN'T

#THAT MAN WAS BEATING HIS SON #THAT MAN LEFT HIS SONS ALONE FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND USED THEM AS BAIT FOR MONSTERS #THAT MAN ROUTINELY ABANDONED HIS SON FOR DAYS AT A TIME FOR SUCH CRIMES AS STEALING BREAD AND PEANUT BUTTER TO FEED HIS 12-YEAR-OLD BROTHER #DEAN COULD TELL WHEN JOHN HAD BEEN DEMONICALLY POSSESSED BECAUSE THE REAL JOHN WOULD NEVER SAY HE WAS PROUD OF HIM #sam fans make some noise tell me how john fucked up your boy too!!!! #i'm a deangirl so i only remember the specifics of what he did to dean but i KNOW he was awful to sam too #and i want more reasons to kill john winchester with my bare hands #the fuckspn rewatch

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

oughh......

#laya plays dragon age #da2 #oc: liam hawke #this happened a bit ago already & i wanted to draw sth for it but idk if i will finish that #but i gotta yell abt them anyway because OGH. #i have a lot of emotions about this quest ok #bartrand was the perfect scapegoat he was perfect to direct all the rage and pain at all these years #years of imagining gleeful revenge while bartrand is gloating and laughing like an evil soulless bastard #and then you meet him and he is just. a pathetic husk of a man with barely any own will left #and whats worse. varric is so so torn up about it #varric. the guy who never makes anything about him and who will always handwave and joke when something hits too close to home #drops all efforts to be smart and is just. desperate. begs hawke to not kill his brother #and liam wants to want bartrand dead so bad. he wishes he could look him in the eye and enjoy taking his life #and he knows varric will listen to him if he insisted. he knows when it comes down it it varric will yield to his decision #but he sees this broken guy who is barely the villain he kept projecting onto him and he sees varric and he sees two doomed siblings #and knows what its like to lose your sibling to your own blade #and he cant do it #and he hates it so much. but he wont do it. #and its the reason why i cant decide who dealt the killing blow for bethany bc it makes this scene juicy in different ways #if varric kills bethy its equally wanting to spare each other their siblings blood on their hands #as it is taking some form of revenge (on liams part). we both killed each others siblings. now we are even #the revenge part would still be there if liam did the blow on bethany himself. you made me do that and now i will take bartrand for it #but its also much more i know what its like. i wont make go through that too #if varric killed bethy and then also bartrand it would be more #''its my fault she is dead. i will take the revenge she/you deserves if you tell me to even though it will hurt me #dunno. all good variations i will. have to rotate them in my head more #or maybe just never decide idk they can be in canon limbo forever #anyways thats it for shouting into the void about them for now it Will happen again

[talxns]

brudick + ilya repin’s painting ivan the terrible and his son ivan on 16 november 1581

#dick dying or suffering at the inadvertant hands of an immedietly horrified bruce my BELOVED #maybe like dark bruce or even like regular bruce just making a mistake or losing control for a fraction of a second #if damian can kill dick with a stick and a rock i think it’s fair to say that bruce could accidentally kill dick with a misplaced punch #in a momentary lapse of control #and oh #OH #the moment dick hits the ground bruce is upon him #cradling him and holding him as if they we’re arguing moments before #and dick barely conscious grapsing at bruce and weakly forgiving bruce #my god my GOD #ugh because even if bruce killed dick #dick would be worried for bruce’s psyche #he’d use his dying breath to tell bruce that it’s alright #who put these tears in my eyes

[fellhellion]

also. feeling crazy insane about the additional flavour to miguel and gabriel's first in text conversation, where gabriel makes the comment that he thinks miguel stays with alchemax because he thinks he owes them, vs the entire revelation of miguel being taken off to boarding school as a child with the intent of being funnelled off into that company's workforce. and w the specific context of bio dad tyler stone making sure conchata knows he's keeping an active eye on a son he feels he has a claim to.

#killing tyler stone and george o'hara w my bare hands as we speak leave him ALONE u evil fuckers #tunes talks 2099 #like. i dont think it was about feeling he owed alchemax personally. but i DO think he was funnelled into that career path since he was a #boy. and miguel truly do be his mother's eldest daughter in wanting to run away and WANTING that accolade as he says #wanting to be important but ending up important to all the wrong people.... #augh..... #so you have the predatory practices of that company AND a bio father who would never have let go of anything he thought he had a claim to #AND miguel burying his head in the sand to ignore the harm he was perpetuating to enjoy the rewards of like. empty accolade. #WHEN THIS IS ALSO A GUY WHO PEOPLE DONT EVEN RLLY LIKE AT WORK LMAO. god hes a mess

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

late Carlo and Moretti (during vinci-moretti war) are like Luca and Clemente to me. Moretti will never raise his hand on Carlo but! will he drive him into guilt in ways that are not direct? insult him in passing? convince Carlo that he's doing everything wrong, when in fact it's the opposite? of course such a painful kick to Carlo's ego, it's unfair, he doesn't deserve it. and it's not a father-son relationship, it's a professional relationship and he can't say anything back & defense himself in any way maybe Moretti's more favorable to Eddie in this period because he's more blindly loyal and Carlo feels he's about to explode

#^ i wrote it before that hounds thing but its about all this anger was once love etc #carlo who is a capo who has done so many terrible things for this place watching how eddie gets bonus points for blind loyalty: 😐 #and it's not even that he's a capo it's that carlo says the right things but moretti dismisses him every time #also ok😬😬😬my truth! is that eddie really was against killing moretti at first #and when he finally decides to support carlo well. is it just a change of master? (yes) #m2 #moretti family #and! #as far as i understand Moretti's murder took place just a few days before his victory? fucked up thing #i mean. it just makes Carlo an even shitty man. he chose himself over the majority #(i can't think about any war theme on a physical level at this point so. i have only abstract thoughts on this) #but objectively: moretti family may have gained control of the vinci family's territory of influence etc #instead they got a young crazy don. and everyone was alright w it (?!makes me think for what reason) #which is why i think there's been something wrong with Moretti in his last yrs. he looks much older thank frank n leo #for now he's just an old man stubbornly clinging to power to me. but not to say that i worked on his character much #i think he became weaker hypochondriacal and paranoid towards the end. “i saw his hands trembling” carlo bout moretti etc #“akela missed his kill!” and the young wolves tore him apart #ewwwwwwwwwww no Carlo who sees Moretti growing weaker and instinctively his teeth are bared more and more ewww #kill the weak and old so the young can survive😬😬 (fucked up thing is that they aren't animals they would survive w moretti in charge) #spoiled hounds parallel makes things so much complicated tbh. but it feels right

[oxydiane]

i’m gonna need somebody to make a complete rewrite of the harry potter books in which everything is the same except harry gets sorted into slytherin because the thought of chamber of secrets with this What If is making my brain do cartwheels. harry was already concerned about being slytherin’s heir as a gryffindor IMAGINE if he was a slytherin… also hermione would obviously be sorted into gryffindor since G comes before P but you know what doesn’t come before P? W. would ron still be sorted into gryffindor? the new boy he just met who offered him candy and stood up for him when they don’t even know each other that well, who coincidentally also happens to be the Boy-Who-Lived, just got sorted into a house who is renowned for having produced dark wizards Especially the dark wizard who had tried to kill harry… im not saying anything mmmm

#being sorted into slytherin coukd also set him apart from his other siblings give him a new sense of his-own-person #i forgot the word for that stupid bilingual brain #anyways harry and possibly ron being sorted into slytherin and everything that would change in the timeline #not to mention they would dorm with Draco think carefully of what that means in book 6 #and sirius would be soooo horrified #at the start most death eaters thought harry was the next dark lord too and at the end of first year he killed voldemort (quirrell) w his #bare hands… would that make the death eaters resent him or believe even harder that he was supposed to overpower voldemort? #my brain doing cartwheels fr [slams fists on table] i need a whole saga #harry potter #ron weasley #hermione granger #draco malfoy #what if #headcanon #slytherin harry #slytherin ron #gryffindor #slytherin #harry potter headcanon

[hiragihouse]

gege needs to retire his character death note and hand it off to asagiri i swear 😭

#my sister (misinformed) told me yuta died in the latest jjk ch and i was so nervous looking at leaks #bc its smthn gege /would/ do and i really like yuta #thankfully he’s fine he just made an appearance in the latest ch thats all #tell me why my first thought after was ‘man that was a thrill i wish new bsd chapters made me feel like this’ 😭 #my biggest gripe w. bsd will forever be how all the characters always come out of battles completely unscathed #nevermind the 500 injuries th​ey sustained #nobody ever dies or gets new battle scars or life changing wounds etc etc it kinda makes the stakes boring when you know the character will #be fine when alls said and done #and honestly this wouldn’t be problem for me if ! asagiri didnt deathbait so damn much ! #he’s allergic to actually killing off a character and thats how i Know fyodor prob isnt dead #and neither is sigma bc fyodors ability is still a big mystery and we need them to reveal it for us #bc asagiri never killed anyone major off in the main manga before its hard to believe that he killed these two off 🤷‍♀️ #and ig fukuchi but all those theories of him being the masked man at the s5 cliffhanger has me squinting suspiciously #tbh idc if its my fav character who dies if it’ll make the plot more interesting then send them to the gallows !! #(okay maybe not lucy but she barely gets any panel time shhh) #like i like fukuzawa but i also think itd be interesting to see what would’ve happened if he died in the battle vs fukuchi #bc the aftermath would be a change in status quo and it would’ve been interesting to see the change in dynamics in the ada and #how they deal w. his loss !! #on the other hand gege killing off his characters too frequently . . . doesnt rlly need an explanation #(jjk spoilers?) now w. yuta going up against sukuna . . . please keep him safe gege i beg 🥲 #anyways. enough rambling now to go back to shoving bsd to the back of my mind lol #ayra croaks

[woohooincoffin]

Gortash is so gender 😳

#can’t stand the man but I like his gender #I like Gortash but also I would kill him with my bare hands

[fushigurro]

megumi fushiguro.

that’s it that’s the post

#rambles. #i love him so much 😔 #would maim and kill and die and rip the universe apart with my bare hands for him btw. in case i haven’t made it clear how insane i am