#I wanna be platonically married

[birb-boyo]

I have a confession to make

#I wanna be platonically married #I just think that it’s pretty neat #I eanna try it #:( #I think it’s obvious how much I crave love #and validation #sort of valadation #I’m ranting now #sorry ):

[liasisss]

Heres your daily reminder that these two men are the same 😀

He's my entire personality rn guys

#lucifer stans RISE #Bros literally my entire personality rn #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #lucifer is the best #hazbin hotel #LUCIFER #i love him #im a lesbian but lucifer can platonically marry me #i wanna be his bff #jeremy jordan #hazbin #hotel

[possamble]

realizing im kind of a weirdo about laios and marcille

#possramble #ignore this im just babbling but #the thing is that like. i don't ship laios and marcille together. their relationship is so so important to me in that laios comphets himsel #and THINKS that he might be in love with her but he isn't and that's my insane obsession #platonic soulmates for real but they're so sweet together that i fully expect them to be shipped together #like i get it. that's almost the appeal for me. if dungeon meshi were any other series there'd be an epilogue where they get married #convention dictates that they're meant to be together as the male protagonist and his beloved female deuteragonist #but dungeon meshi DOESNT do that and i love it so fucking much they're the comphet besties ever for my strange little brain #like if i ever did an arranged marriage au it would absolutely be laios and marcille having a platonic political marriage and then just #the most insane mutual pining with marcille and falin while laios and marcille struggle their way into becoming best friends #the imagery of the king and his beautiful court mage being tender to each other and everyone thinking they're in love is like catnip to me #like yeah they'd be like that and have no idea people think they should be together and the subversion makes me so obsessed #the more people ship them romantically. the more i enjoy their platonic dynamic it's like some sort of weird comphet fetishism idk #people think they're in love and im outside the window like YES... YES!!! #but also the second i see stuff of them kissing on the mouth or fucking im like oh god no i went too deep in here i gotta get out #don't wanna see that. i'll go feral over the idea of laios and marcille being arm-in-arm like king and queen but they would not fuck. #i want marcille to be his default comphet beard and dance partner/plus one at official royal events but they're not kissing. #she's there on his arm because he's scared of the other noble women tryna get him and being a baby about it #and people see them muttering to each other and laughing and generally being very sweet and think that they're dating but they're not. #she's actually covered in hickies from falin underneath her dress and is gonna get dragon dicked right after the party is over #like she's in her bedroom and falin's helping her take her ridiculous dress off while listening to her complain about politics #and falin is the person she goes home to the person she falls asleep to and wakes up with #they're a triad of utter devotion to each other but only farcille's side of the triangle is romantic #it's almost like an open secret because they're not trying to hide it at all but people assume and are surprised to find out #like people are so right about her relationship with the toudens but with the siblings' roles switched #love of her life & irreplaceable life companion. does anyone get it #anyway. i don't know what's wrong with me #it bothers me that they're not the undisputed most popular het ship for marcille on ao3 #it's unnatural. marcille being paired with any other man should be a fringe case.

[geometricalien]

I'm so fine <- the words of a liar after finding out one of her favorite fanfics has been deleted

#ao3 #destiel #supernatural #i. remember. it. so. vividly. too. #royalty au. age difference. castiel being gifted from his tribe to a kingdom as a warrior. expecting to be put in their military- #nope hes on babysitting duty. #the prejudice the young boy princes have for him not helped by their maid spreading false rumors and hatred!! dean trying to protect sam and #'fighting' castiel! #cas being their bodyguard! being put in a room seperated by a wall! him stopping a kiddnapping/murders! a door connecting said rooms being #installed! them slowly aging up! looking at cas with stars in their eyes! dean entering puberty and realizing his feelings for cas are Not #Platonic! cas noticing dean distancing himself! he's no longer the cute little kid who at picnics begs to sit in his lap and hear stories! #dean being forced to marry and have an heir TM #their falling out where cas ends up leaving for months? years? he learns that he was given to the kingdom Because The Elders Were Threatened #by his strength! #and eventually cas comes back and everything worked out #i wanna reread it #its like- raising a king? something like that #god i hope it wasn’t removed bc of fandom moralists in comments or bc people were selling copies of it

[jalapenobee]

do i still get respect on this site if i say that xxxx was absolutely a polycule

#look ik tsubaki and saimon were married but like. yohei too please #theres love between all of them #you cant just say 'ill be the yasha to your shura' and get away with it platonically. welll you absolutely can but there was other stuff too #just three lovers making music ah yes #i can never be normal around the mention of camelias anymore can i #saimon naoakira #yohei kanbayashi #tsubaki saimon #dont wanna tag as xxxx so. #quadra x #paradox live #tcw

[mischivarien]

Happy 2024 everyone! Here's a Loki piece I've been working on for a few days(non stop..) that I've been really excited to share with you guys💚

#i love loki in the first Thor movie #such a cutie patootie #loki fanart #thor movies #my art #i wanna marry loki platonically if that makes any sense

[disneydatass]

I always forget there’s a side of tumblr that isn’t gay and it’s scary

#legit whenever I go to these gun nuts profiles I’m like oh #this is all they do is argue that is all they are here for #is to call people the r slur and write some unsettling shit #we will go back to our regularly scheduled gay programming guys apologies for trying to reason w the unreasonable #if any of my followers overseas wanna platonically get married so I can live with you lmk lol

[cepheusgalaxy]

Yo besties who wanna get ✨platonically married✨

#i rlly wanna get married when i grow up #but in a platonic way #rambles #aro #aroace #cupioromantic

[buttercupbuck]

Help, i just saw that there are legit people tagging Buddie gifsets about Buck feeling at home at the Diaz house with stuff like “that’s JUST how i behave at my FRIENDS house 🥰” , no one asked for the heteronormative perspective

lmao fr like ok!! i’m glad for y’all but no one cares 😴

#like…they know we understand the concept of strong platonic friendships too right? #lmao like sorry i still think they wanna marry each other….as if it’s my fault #ask #anon

[pepperpixel]

Bird people!! Harpy peeps! Vulture is Ares, and Dove is Aphr! These guys are @ghastjio ‘s ocs for an rp! W some input and help w bouncing ideas around for them and coming up w designs by me!

They’re horrifically codependent on one another, twisted beyond extraction, both of them manipulating the other and fully believing it’s for their own good, without realizing they’re being manipulated themselves.. and it’s great.

#original #aphr #ares #doodles #ares is specifically like a bearded red vulture #and aphr is a bleeding heart dove #THERE SO GOOD THO! THERE EVIL AN AWFUL AND I LOVE THEM! #there a power couple…. except not rlly cuz aphr doesn’t love ares in a romantic way. she does love him platonically tho! #and he IS still definitely hers. like in her internal thought processes ares is hers ghgh #but ares is like head over HEELS. in love. out here secretly writing friend fic of him and aphr married w 2 children #and all of them are ruling the world revelling in evil #but he knows aphr doesn’t like him back in that way so he try’s to keep it to himself cuz he doesn’t wanna make her uncomfortable. #aphr is his WORLD. he’s a simp but we love him for it.. #also. I ’m not going to apologize for the sheer level of size difference between these two gGHG #size difference is my FAVORITE THING!!! #and have u SEEN the level of size difference between a dove and a vulture? how could I fucking not incorporate that… #how could I resist.. impossible #honestly the size difference could have been even bigger ghgh. #like at first ghast was calculating bird sizes into heights and like. aphr was gonna be 2 FEET TALL. #but. that was kinda excessive even for us lol. so we showed some restraint. now she’s a respectable 5 feet tall #and ares is like 6’6 - 7 feet tall lol. so the height difference is still there. just less extreme then it could have been ghgh #cuz yeah 2 feet was WAYYY too short lol #ghasts ocs #at first I put the pepper and ghasts children tag on this but. i don’t kno if I rlly contributed enough to this birds to claim them as #my children! like I came up w the designs but. mostly what i did was be there for ghasts to bounce ideas off of. #i did contribute some ideas but. idk I don’t feel like it’s enough for me to be like. ‘these guys are my ocs too now’ lol #they are still just ghasts. I just like them a lot. very much appreciate and adore these birds!

[babiestmunson]

not a big fan of funkos but guys look what my bf got us because he believes in our friendship as much as in our relationship and thinks our bond is like theirs 😭

#he also thinks that if our relationship ends we'll be in each others life bc we are too important for the other #i don't wanna marry but i'd marry this man #steve harrington #steve stranger things #robin buckley #robin stranger things #stobin friendship #platonic stobin

[potato-lord-but-not]

hugs and kisses need to be seen as a thing friends can do without being romantic, i'm aromantic and have ruined too many relationships with people deciding they want to date me....unintentional heartbreaker

Yeah 100% !! I was gonna say “let ‘em know first so they don’t get confused/feel led on” but unless you’re French kissing your bestie I don’t think that’ll be a problem

#some people be wack tho like- #HUGS ARE PLATONIC #I don’t wanna marry you because I hug you goodbye #kisses aren’t inherently romantic but that’s definitely the first thing people think of when they think of kisses #normalize kissing the homies goodnight #ask

[delisae]

The way i love some of my mutuals with all my fucking heart🧍🏻‍♀️

#i love you guys #💗 #marry me platonically #🧎🏻‍♀️ #I wanna hug all of you

[saebaragi]

you know that urge to ask someone to marry you not because you have romantic feelings for them or/and really want to marry them but because you don't know how else to express your deep devotion and affection for them?

#random stuff on my account like usual #idk how i should tag this #like my platonic feelings for you are so intense and idk how to express it so i say I'm in love with you but no romo yk? #aro #aromantic #platonic feelings #how do you express platonic feelings? #platonic #not even in a 'i want to platonically marry you' like you really don't wanna marry then you just want to say 'i wanna marry you' #does that make sense?

[gothwizardmagic]

one thing i can not get enough of in ofmd Content is the whole.... divorced people who are friends angle on stede and mary.... it is so rare in media and makes me feel so at home... my parents separated when i was 3 and it was on shitty terms but they worked SO HARD to sort things through for my sake and 27 years after splitting they are still BEST FUCKING FRIENDS they hang out every friday and have all the same favourite shows and if you asked both of them to list their family members theyd say each others names without a second thought like. separated parents REALLY CAN be absolute ride or die besties and its so so so so so so so rare in media and it feels like Home

#they literally had a second kid platonically #they didnt wanna be a couple anymore but they did want a second kid bc i was COol #so like.... they planned my sister entirely As Besties #my sister has NEVER existed in a world where her parents were anything other than best friends #Bestie Exes As Parents is so fucking RARE and it makes me so HAPPY #i will take every single stedexed and maryxdoug hangout fic i can find and i will ROLL AROUND IN THEM #as REFLECTIONS OF THE FAMILY ENVIRONMENT I GREW UP IN #my mums ex wife was besties w my dad when they were married too #like.... unusual family dynamics always Get Me but ofmd really hit the nail on the head there #found family but its my parents finding each other AFTER separating u kno #they were an awful couple but theyre ride or die friends

[frenzyartist-voe]

Just gonna say...this account may become spammed with things of Cotl leshy. He is my beloved and I show how much I cherish him

>:(

Anyways have this sad scene thing I spent 6 hours on (SPOILERS FOR COTL LOL)

And a bonus leshy doodle that may get turned into a sticker

#cotl leshy #i wanna marry him in a platonic way #like platonic marriage as someone on the aro spec