#I sound so weird

[personinthepalace]

A new Mischief fan podcast episode is out, and today’s guest was, well me! 😆

Feel free to listen along as my awkward self rambles way too much, stumbles over words, and forgets lots of stuff haha. Dave was a wonderful host though and did a great job editing out a lot of my awkward moments! I had a lovely time, and we had a great chat afterwards as well 🥰

@inked-out-trees wrote the jingle, and @smallbitterman made the logo!

And as always, if you want to be on the podcast, feel free to reach out to me, and I’ll get you in contact with Dave :) he is also on twitter @ don_dave1

#mischievous: the podcast with no name #mischief fan podcast #mischief theatre #mischief comedy #mischief movie night in #since it was mmni themed #gosh I just hate listening to myself talk in any shape or form #I just sound so awkward hahaha #I think I speak okay and then I listen to recordings and there I go skipping words and not enunciating properly #ahh this was why I was in speech classes throughout my childhood haha #dave actually edited out a lot of my awkward stuff so I’m grateful for that #but truly it was a lovely chat #we talked for a long time afterwards #I just ramble way too much hahah #and this is why I don’t record myself #but I hate the sound of my voice #I sound so weird #anyway look my first fan interview!! #rambles in the palace #I was in a podcast #posting in the palace #Spotify

[qu1nby]

voice ask please post before I delete it and re-record

#I SOUND SO WEIRD

[franeridart]

more dragon

#my sketches #one piece #monkey d luffy #monkey d dragon #monkey d garp #real talk and jokes aside i think dragons childhood with garp wasn’t all that bad #since he actually was a marine at some point right so he must have at the very least respected garp #garps way of raising a kid that actually wanted to be a marine must have been somewhat different too #all in all i think leaving luffy to garp wouldn’t sound like such a weird thought to dragon ?? #i get why hed go there i mean #garp tho…………….. #what was that man even thinking………………….

[skylardoesthings]

listening to myself is so weird

#Sky rambles #HELP 💀 #I SOUND SO WEIRD

[bennidraws]

some comfort and pleasure in between saving the world

#halstarion #astarion x halsin #bg3 #bloodbear #now thats a tag i havent seen yet. bloodbear sounds so metal #my art #sigh. i could never have a vampire boyfriend i would so weird about his teeth.....

[chrxnicdaydream]

Chuuya definitely saw Dazai fall out of his cell.

Trust me, I’m Harukawa’s pen

#once i saw Dazai falling get animated i knew Chuuya would DIE LAUGHING if he saw it #and then i was devastated at the possibility that Chuuya missed it so here. now it’s canon #and right after this Chuuya had to do his weird vampire growl thing so ofc it sounded strangled 😭 (i’m delusional) #pls ignore my abysmal drawing skills i just needed to see this drawn 😭 #bsd #bungou stray dogs #skk #soukoku #bsd fanart #my art #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #dazai osamu #nakahara chuuya #skk fanart #bsd art #bsd comic

[tubbytarchia]

Missed drawing these two too

Bonuses

#rendoc #still thinking about them a lot #always #hermitshipping #sorry for the weird empty area in the first one. It was my attempt to make it take up less of people's timelines #this art is so embarrassing lol but man I like when Doc's drawn as a big goat man I have no defense I plead the fifth #or well at least it becomes embarrassing when its. shippy #whatever Tumblr people are usually cool so here goes!! #I am 99% a fluff and hurt/comfort person. Idc how frisky these guys get in fanon all I can ever think of is fluff sorry #Also contemplated implementing Doc's accent into the dialogue but I am forever paranoid of offending someone lol #idk how to write accents etc but you guys will make it sound fine in your heads I'm sure #hermitblr #tubby art

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed. #everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this? #why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred' #if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all. #a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that? #you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

[inkskinned]

i keep thinking about hobbies and how i often spill over myself to pick up new ones. i have adhd, i end up trying something for like a month and then just getting far enough in it that i move on, satisfied.

and that should be fine; but it's never fine.

i am a pretty decent artist; but i can't just make art for my dnd campaign, i should be selling dnd maps and character designs and scene setting pieces. i can't just make my friends matching earrings, i need to get an etsy and ship them internationally and take bulk orders. i make pretty good props and decorations and use them to throw my friends parties - but i should be running a party planning business and start taking paying clients and networking and putting my skills to actual use.

for some reason, i never figured out the specifics of pottery. it was a fun class and i enjoyed myself - and still, i'm embarrassed, years later, that i put in all that useless effort. everything i make has to be stunning. stellar. i should have applied myself more. maybe i'm too lazy. maybe i'm broken and selfish and needy. actually creative people would have kept going; they would be bettering themselves at every possible opportunity.

we find ourselves in this trap, even accidentally: we need to commodify our time, because it is a commodity. if we spend our efforts and our time not earning, isn't that the same thing as burning free money? and god forbid you ever take up a hobby that ends up being more expensive than you thought. you sit in your car and you look at the receipt and in your head you hear a conversation that isn't even happening - your mom or your friend or your partner all saying oh great. not this shit again. it's always something with you, and it never actually means anything.

i have realized this horrible thing, recently - i'll get excited to start a project, pick up a new hobby. and then i just... stop myself. i start thinking about the amount of time it will take, and how it'll look in my monthly budget. what if i can't even produce a good enough final product. sure, it's exciting to think about how i could make my friend her own custom dice. but i'm just polluting the earth if i don't get it right. better not bother. better not try.

restless, i get caught in the negative space. the feeling that oh god, i want to create. and that horrible sense - yeah, but i don't have the time to just put to waste.

#hobbies #writeblr #what stage of weirdness to write about hobbies on my hobby writing blog #although i know OBJECTIVELY i am a creative person #i often forget to label myself that bc i don't feel im an ARTISTIC person bc i don't do anything like that professionally #writing doesn't even feel like a hobby i think that surprises nobody for me to be like #it would be easier for me to stop . like. breathing. #which feels cheesy and trite but listen im running late for a meeting and all i really want to say is like #i couldn't even consider writing my hobby bc it makes my skin crawl bc it makes it sound like it's not important to me #bc we really devalue hobbies. like entirely. #it HAS to be a job. it must #also idk if this is clear but i personally get stuck in this space where i CANT create bc i am putting so much pressure on myself #to make it RIGHT #and im like ... idk i only have an hour #so probably shouldnt get involved in this thing

[hajihiko]

Turn into an oyster that's productive

#Boy I sure hope other people have seen that post otherwise I sound weird #Hajime hinata #Fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 2 #Today I got really mad then ok then really mad again #So mad that I stumbled upon some dude being racist and now I'm contacting his workplace as a concerned citizen #(But not of the US tho.... 🤫)

[gearbroth]

rose tinted glasses and circuit board angels

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #engineer x spy #engiespy #tf2 engineer #tf2 spy #practical espionage #myart #this has been somewhat finished for a bit now but i decided to touch it up finally to post #was just screwin around to make a bg and ended up lookin like circuit boards so kept goin for that aesthetic #the hues and that just made up the title idk weird words in my head sound kinda nice sometimes ig sdjkgklg #anyway yea

[ink-the-artist]

Workplace Divinity

#sound on if youre brave #lol #this one took. so long u have no idea lmao #also took a several month pause after making all the visuals bc i kept putting off making the audie #ask to tag #art #photomanipulation #artbreeder #i tried out using dall-e for the backgrounds for this one #gonna stick to the less accurate/realistic ai generators i think lol #didnt turn out bad but it makes it less weird and freaky #video #creature #surrealism #unreality #weirdcore #liminal #horror #ai

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question

#she sounded so remorseful & i just stood staring like an anthropologist watching their phd thesis spontaneously manifest before their eyes #apparently she would watch the pilot episode to get a feel for the characters #and then just read a bunch of recaps & episode reviews instead of watching future episodes. what fresh steaming hell #this conversation took place like a year and a half after we were roommates btw. i had seen her maybe twice in that time period #i thought she was a standard frat girl but then 18 months later she appears in the wild grass to reveal unhinged character background to me #and i'm just standing there nodding feeling like i missed a weird opportunity i did not want or ask for #honestly thought i was the weirdest person in that apartment situation but now i'm wondering what our other 2 roommates were hiding #not my strangest college experience at ALL but like. definitely top 20 #this wasn't the same person as Aquarium Girl btw but oddly enough they were roommates actually #(not at the same time that Recaps Lady and i were roommates but at different intervals idk) #anyway i probably should have interviewed at more than one apartment before taking over a sublease but summer sess is a weird time u know #oh and this happened in Hong Kong btw

[nelkcats]

Parent's Day

Ghosts didn't have a father's or mother's day as such, but they did have a day where they combined both. A day to celebrate your guardians. Humans, Yetis, Amazons or Gods, it was a quiet day to thank them for your ghost adoption.

Dan and Ellie had spent a few years under the halfa's care but at the end of the day they considered him their guardian (although Dan did it reluctantly), so when they heard about Parent's Day they panicked.

They wanted to show Danny that they really appreciated him but a mug or coupons were not enough. In the end after some brainstorming they decided to give him the closest thing to a mug that was in the Realms: Constantine's complete soul.

John Contantine was a very annoying human, they knew this because they heard Danny complain about his paperwork many times. Apparently their father had 99% of his soul but couldn't do anything until he had 100%, and what better gift than to help him get rid of the paperwork? He hated paperwork! It was perfect!

With some help from Clockwork they traveled to DC's dimension, determined to take the last of the hellblazer's soul. Dan wondered if he should steal a star from the dimension while they were there (Danny liked space didn't he?), as an extra gift.

John Constantine was in the middle of explaining the holes in reality to the Justice League when a shiver ran through his body. He had an instant bad feeling.

#dpxdc #Parent's Day #ghosts are not distinguished by gender and half of them are not human so they have a day to celebrate their guardians in general #ghosts like to adopt younger ghosts to guide them #they usually don't have children of their own #The idea of ​​Dan and Ellie sounds weird but you have to remember that they are children #Regardless of their outward appearance #they are both young #and they only want to take away from Danny what bothers him as a gift #I like to think that Dan was “born” by combining both cores #he's not Danny but he retained most of his negative emotions and memories #dp x dc #dc x dp #Constantine will have a long day #but he asked for it after selling his soul 50 times #Dan and Ellie googled “best gift” but only mugs coupons and flowers came up #Dan doesn't know if it's possible to steal stars but he will make it possible #ghost king danny

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

i feel like theres something to be said about age dysphoria while on hrt. like. im supposed to feel like a 22 year old woman. but its hard to feel like im a sexy 22 year old adult woman when i have the boobs of a 15 year old girl. im too tired to explore that further tho.

#i feel very tired and very high rn so this might sound weird sorry

[andy-clutterbuck]

requested by Anons

#there was no saving this lighting but it think it looks fine all things considered #now HE looks MORE than fine #Rick Grimes #The Ones Who Live #* #rg #S I R #excuse my wild cropping but i hate credits #sad you can't see the fuzzies because they're there in the closeup before he sits up #the slope of his shoulders..... #is that weird #i don't think it is and even if it was it's not like i care anymore #i'd say hey nice torso but then i'd sound like hannibal lecter #...biting him anway #michelangelo could never #the artist sculpt something this beautiful...not the turtle #nice rack rick #still want to blow raspberries on his belly #hid the t h i g h s so i wouldn't entirely go off the deep end #bed head 💜 #god he just the perfect level of fit #stab me with an entire home depot section of rakes