#I need her very badly

[silverchronicler]

Prime Report June 2023

Happy Pride Month! It's me, and I was thinking about prime warframes again so here's all the updated news about them.

Prime Access

Currently Hildryn Prime is still in Prime Access as of June 2nd, but her reign is due to come to an end some time around June 15th. The next one coming, as has been announced, is Wisp Prime! You can expect to see her around the middle of June and then she should be available until about the middle of September. So you have 2 weeks left to buy Hildryn Prime if you were hoping to do that!

After Wisp we should be looking at another 2 male frame rotation, and the next ones on the list are Gauss and Grendel! We don't have any information on their order yet, but we're all excited to see what happens with them. They should be coming in fall and winter of this year.

But also, when Wisp Prime comes, Nidus Prime is the one going into the vault. Gara went into the vault last time, and in two weeks Nidus is following her. After him are Harrow Prime and Garuda Prime. They will all be going into the vault before the year ends, so plan accordingly!

Prime Resurgence

Prime Resurgence has shifted as of today! Nova and Trinity have returned to the vault. This month, Ash Prime and Inaros Prime are available at Varzia's shop! They bring with them the Vectis Prime, Carrier Prime, Panthera Prime, and Karyst Prime. So you can buy them from Varzia or trade Aya for their relics until the end of June!

Also, Oberon Prime and Nekros Prime have also returned to the vault with their weapons. They were out special for the 10th anniversary celebration but they have left again, seemingly for the last time (for now).

They seem to be keeping the schedule for Prime Resurgence pretty close to their chest, so we can only guess at who's next from who hasn't been available recently. To that end, here's a list of the Prime Resurgence rotations so far this year:

January: Volt Prime and Loki Prime

February: Atlas Prime and Vauban Prime

March: Mesa Prime and Limbo Prime

April: Mag Prime and Rhino Prime

May: Nova Prime and Trinity Prime

And then for the Anniversary, Oberon Prime and Nekros Prime were available from March 24th to April 6th, and again from May 19th to June 2nd.

Since Prime Resurgence started again we've also seen Ivara Prime, Oberon Prime, Saryn Prime, Valkyr Prime, Wukong Prime and Equinox Prime, but they were all at least half a year ago now so it's hard to say that we definitely won't see any of them soon. The pattern has yet to reveal itself.

If you'd like to keep track for yourself, I've found Prime Resurgence does have its own page on the warframe wiki now. I can't link it because tumblr would eat this post then, but if you search for it on the wiki you should find it. It has a helpful table of all the previously available rewards.

I think that's all for now. Thanks for reading!

#warframe #prime warframe #prime access #warframe prime report #prime resurgence #hildryn prime #wisp prime #ash prime #inaros prime #sup it's ya girl the least consistent warframe content creator ever #this isn't a series yet but this is a thing I've done before sort of #if I were a more consistent person I'd love to make this a regular thing #create this once a month or every couple of months or something #just to help people stay up to date #but I have a hard time keeping up myself so we'll see #anyways I hope this is helpful #also any time I say 'so plan accordingly' I'm talking to myself #I still need to get garuda prime so I gotta keep track of the time #I need her very badly

[chalkrub]

svanhildr my beloved returns

#my art #oc #svanhildr #anthro #furry #goat #illustration #oc tober #(this is day 3......i'm doing it at my own pace. lol) #I gave her some funky white eyeliner as a quick experiment and loved it so now she's got white eyeliner i guess #congrats svanhildr you've been REDESIGNED. in the smallest way possible. and also with more horn texture (that i didn't reference) #i need to reference things more i am stagnating so hard at the moment. whatever #last night me and the girlies made the age-old mistake of putting on mud face masks together and taking a cute polaroid for memories #anyway needless to say the polaroid came out darker expected and now we have a photo of us that could be very badly misinterpreted #and has very very VERY unfortunate connotations that we did not foresee in our shortsighted naivety and did NOT intend #live and learn and never let the photo escape into the outside world I guess!

[ilovebuckers5]

CUM.

please omg please one chance paige please fuck

#i need to ride her abs #very #badly #paige bueckers

[ickypuppi3]

late thirties harringrove who meet back up in the early aughts is so fun because billy’s got a nokia that max got for him for his birthday because he, quote, ‘never picks up the damn phone’ (though he refuses to use that most of the time too) and steve’s got a company issued blackberry. and they are sexting

#they are also reminiscing #the two sort of merge i suppose #harringrove reunion can be something so personal #harringrove reluctant reunion because they ended badly my best friend my beloved #very fun to me #harringrove #ickyspeaks #billy hating technology is so real to me also i know steve asks him about facebook and billy’s like yeah haha sure and later calls max up #and tells her just she just has to make him an account now please god fuckin *please* max. no its not about steve i just #need it. whatever .. thanks

[poison-into-positivity]

while we’re all predicting how Ed and/or Stede will propose, may I submit:

Both Ed and Stede have individually decided they want to do some sort of over-the-top production for the proposal (Stede because he enjoys it, Ed because he knows Stede will enjoy it) and they both, unknowingly, plan it for the same day.

And, I cannot stress this enough, the entire crew needs to be involved.

I want half of them helping Ed plan his proposal and the other half helping Stede. I want Oluwande to try and distract Ed while Stede is setting stuff up, meanwhile Fang and Frenchie are searching high and low for Ed because they need his guidance in how to prepare. I want Pete helping Ed and Lucius helping Stede, but both of them only refer to it as “the proposal” to one another so they falsely believe they’re talking about the same one and everything gets all mixed up. I want Jim and Archie to row to shore to find party supplies and decorations for Ed, and run into Olu and Zheng who are doing the same for Stede, and both pairs are overly suspicious and secretive for no reason. I want every part of Ed’s plan to be somehow undermined or ruined because of Stede’s plan, and vice versa.

I need it to be ridiculous, because that’s them. I need it to be an absolute disaster where neither of them actually gets to ask. I need it to end in a quiet, intimate conversation, and a “of course I’ll marry you, you nut.”

#I don’t think you understand how badly I need this to happen #I also find the idea of zheng begrudgingly helping Stede propose to his bf because olu gives her his best puppy dog eyes very endearing #ofmd #our flag means death #ed teach #edward teach #stede bonnet #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #edstede #text #mine

[welcometogrouchland]

i was gonna make a whole seperate post about how context and art seems to imply that the ex boyfriend that got stephanie pregnant was at least 18, if not older, when she was 16/15, which is kinda squicky (i mean not if she's 16 really, but 15 yes) but in my journeys on the Stephanie Brown wiki (real and delightful thing that exists) i discovered the batman chronicles #22 where her UNCLE HITS ON HER???? i think that's what we're meant to get from it anyway the dialogue is subtle (the art is not imo). AND I. WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. STEPHANIE YOU CAN START AS MANY GANG WARS AS YOU WANT WITH YOUR LIFE THE WAY IT IS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

#ramblings of a lunatic #dc comics #stephanie brown #SORRY AND COUPLED WITH ROBIN 1993 ISSUE 111 WHERE IT'S REVEALED HER DAD'S FRIEND TRIED TO ASSAULT HER WHEN SHE WAS A KID #STEPHANIE BABY IM SO SORRY YOUR LIFE IS LIKE THIS #god no wonder she was so insane about tim. simultaneously loving him and being paranoid he was gonna cheat or something #i mean a) he skirted close to it at times very early on in his robin run which is. weird to say the least. rip tim sorry they did that to u #but also b) every man in her life treats her like THIS (guy who got her pregnant also abandoned her) so yeah #no wonder she expects the worst from tim but also clings to him like glue. bc he hasnt done any of those things (yet. to stephs knowledge) #it's super unfair on tim but also ohhhhh my god. oh my god her life is awful her life is so awful #i know a lot of ppl resent bg 2009 for not going into how awful her life is and there's merit to that criticism #but also the book was explicitly trying to give her a fucking break from the hardship #and after reading this. i can get behind it. i could before too but doubly now #i need. so many hurt/comfort fics about stephs history with shitty guys. so badly

[academyofbrokenhearts]

Kunning life 1 be like:

Xie Wei: conceal, don't feel Jiang Xuening: goodbye, life Xie Wei: ???!!! wtf???? that wasn't in my plan????!!!!

#Story of Kunning Palace #Ning An Ru Meng #C drama #Xie Wei #Jiang Xuening #his strategy in life 1 backfired so badly #Xie Wei: it's very sad that she comes to me because she's forced to #Xie Wei: maybe if I give her a weapon she will realise I am not that bad #Jiang Xuening: *offs herself* #Xie Wei: ... #this is why you need to use actual words with your love interest kids #original posts

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

lemongrab (Starts vibrating so hard i explode)

i do think pb is calm now but i dont think she likes wizards. i dont know. i dont know. and i saw how she treated lemongrab, she didn't really like him either. like. you all saw that. peps didnt want to see that he didnt want to think about it at the time, how they were treating the actual literal heir to the throne and also just how they were treating this man, he didn't realize. he didn't. and now. and . dont .get me talking about lemongrab. or i will talk. for ever

pep: you ate your brother lg: lg: you won't have that problem pep: i could eat you lg: try it

#says shes better but you know. pep can tell theres something going on. theres something Wrong #she insists hes not doing anything wrong and she supports him!! but he can TASTE it. in there. in her words. #lemongrab is not a very gentle person but he is kind. and he is a father. and he wants so badly to be a good sibling. #adventure time #distant lands #lemongrab #peppermint #digital #lemon kids #well one of them. im sorry he looks so much like larry in some ways. #this is the first time lg has called pep his sibling hes like (mid meltdown) IM YOURWHAT..... <3 #long post #its so tall. #i need to stop drawing ppl on benches. until i learn to draw benches. #she always knew peps was a magic user but it was more of a background Hes An Adult He Does What He Wants thing #and now he needs money for schoolbooks. so he has to see that Look in her eyes. im making it weird arent i #sorry pb fans im really mad at her about lemongrab and it poisons every interaction i have with her character #she really is trying. i promise. you just wouldnt know it from talking to lemognrab or pep.

[variousqueerthings]

VERY RAMBLY BUT I think rose and martha are like the inverse of one another in terms of narrative, in that they both meet a doctor who is deeply deeply hurt, but the doctor interacts with them about it so differently, because of where they're at with that hurt, and the doctor is like "hey, I'm suave and vulnerable beneath the surface, which is quite attractive, want to travel in space and time in my whimsical timeship?" and they both go "oh heck yes!" and then it's like splintered glass from that point on, like martha lives in a funhouse mirror of rose's story -- up until she makes it her own of course and she does call the doctor out on it relatively early on, although rose continues to have that haunting effect

so rose has this bubble created around her that is perfect and unchangeable almost, in which nothing bad can ever happen (except for all the times it does but huuush, we'll be together forever forrealsies don't look at that big ol hurricane hurtling our way), which then inevitably bursts, but is always there-as-memory, because rose becomes something of an impossible ideal to some extent

and martha isn't protected at all, and has all the badness spilling out on her because the doctor is unable to contain any of it (and maybe is relieved to finally give up on being strong), and subsequently all of the promise of wonder has an air of sourness to it, and the doctor will always feel incredibly guilty about how it all ended

but crucially there's a lot they have in common, that is quite different to, say, donna (who is woven in in her own, interesting, way) -- they both become attracted to this powerful, interesting, and suuuper traumatised being, they're both taken along on a journey of promised wonders, they're both incredibly reliable to the point that the narrative is retroactively fitted around how much the doctor's belief-systems revolve around belief in their companions, with many others from the past given their dues (starting with sarah-jane), and they both do see wonders beyond their comprehension (and so does donna, but again, there's something a bit different there to poke at in another post...),

except where for rose this wonder helps her break out of the path that was set down for her and become who she always had the potential to be in a way that is mostly framed as a positive (although with some -- I think -- under-analysed caveats...) and she will be forever thankful for the doctor arriving in her life, martha's is more like an awe that the universe is so hostile and so lonely and so heartbreaking, and so she needs to become more resilient and more ready to make choices that are terrible (from travelling the broken world for a year to the osterhagen key....), and so there's another story about someone who becomes strong and tough (just like rose) but it's because the doctor wasn't really able to be there for her, and while I don't think the show (from memory) ever has her totally regretting the doctor dropping into her life, there for sure is some solemnity to how her story ends, a bit of a dampener in comparison (even tbh in comparison to donna, who yeah, gets her memory taken, but is suggested -- now confirmed perhaps? -- to get more of her life in order/feel more self-confident, also partially because of that subliminal influence of her time with the doctor)

and this isn't to say that it's all-bad for martha! her working for UNIT and Torchwood has a lot of very interesting facets to it, and she is fulfilling her potential to be this impressive, capable person, but the ways all of this was built up to is so heartrending

rose coming in and "saving" the doctor, except it was a bit of a lie, because the second she wasn't there they crashed even harder than before, and martha coming in with the idea that she could save the doctor and walking away when realising what it was doing to her life, and both rose and martha irrevocably changed to the point that the person pre-doctor is barely recognisable in them anymore, both take on the doctor's self-sacrificial traits...

and also the idea that rose gets the fantasy, but it's the fantasy a-bit-to-the-left (funhouse again) because there's always something a bit disconcerting about the lengths the doctor goes to to maintain the bubble, to the point of offering up the alternate-him/tentoo so that she can still have it, even though the actual physical doctor that shared it with her isn't actually there! and martha gets the glimpse of the fantasy, and then has to come to terms with the fact that she's not the person it's "for" and reassess her relationship to the idea of a fantasy in the first place (it helps that martha is an incredibly practical, pragmatic person, but it's still so... ouch)

I don't think it was intentional, but this also fascinating from the perspective of rose as a white woman and martha as a black woman -- who is the fantasy for, to the extent that strange and universe-breaking events go into maintaining it, and who has to be practical and pragmatic and self-reliant?

and also, it's got more tragedy in both cases -- rose as a spectre/haunter of the narrative is always a little bit intangible when she's looked back on (even though in the story she's in she's incredibly real and well-rounded, every time I go back to s1 I am struck by how grounded she is in reality), and I think that's something interesting in terms of her mother's warning in s2, how if she travels with the doctor "forever" she'll become something else, something not her

and martha's mother warns her as well, although she's not completely sure of what, and in contrast to rose this warning comes into very painful fruition, harming her entire family (except, maybe her brother? I wonder if there's anything written about that), but where rose is so omnipresent, martha tries several times to take herself out

(also something about both of their mothers being their anchor-points)

there's something there that's at the centre of both rose's and martha's arcs:

is the change they're going through because of the doctor... good? good for them? good for their families? good as in they're becoming better people than before? good for the world they inhabit? is it good for the person they used to be? did they become better than that person? can they ever truly deal with or even begin to comprehend how these events made them who they are? can they even connect who they are now to who they were then? was this good?

they both become these larger-than-life people, somewhat without noticing on both parts (but the narrative does notice), one of them a ghost, and the other a soldier -- one of them an increasingly intangible, ever-present idea, and the other someone who has to fight every step of the way

it's just a bunch of things I've had going through my head that I can't quite formulate in coherent essay-like sentences, but for sure it's there

opposite sides of the coin, rose tyler and martha jones

I do wish they'd had space in the story for them to talk

#martha jones #rose tyler #doctor who #dw #i also wish they'd had space in the narrative for them to make out but youknow #i know that rose and tentoo is generally interpreted as a net-positive -- including in a subsequent comic #but it was always very eerie to me #this also to deal with the fact that while i looove martha's arc in s4 #hers was the weakest goodbye scene in the final episode imo #because the pair the spares makes it seem like there wasn't a lot of thought put into it/where she is now #and like sure they're both hanging out with jack at torchwood but it's so out of the blue #and then she finishes up with a gun in her hand -- far cry from where we met her even in poison sky #working for UNIT but! --- but does fit somewhat from where we saw her end s4 when she was ready to destroy the world #but it's still sort of disconnected from the story? why is she there? why is there a sontaran there? why gun and not medicine? questions #questions for which the answer presumably was: because she looks badass but i need More than that! I need Answers! #argh martha i want so badly for them to at least mention you in the specials. where are you 🥺🥺🥺 #gun to your head rtd do it! #doctor who meta

[some-pers0n]

Rambling about your plot and outlining in the notes app deep into the night has gotta be one of the best things ever

#I need to introduce a character so badly #I need to intorduce her so very badly #sp-rambles

[presiding]

you'll never guess which level we're up to in this dishonored 2 rewrite

#if i haven't stuffed up my timezones this post should land on thanksgiving so here's somethin' to read to go with your food coma #dishonored #dishonored shitposting #emily kaldwin #billie lurk #dishonored fic #interesting the way the resurrection was handled - rock up to aramis stilton's powerpoint presentation basically #does anyone else think it would have been cool if you had to do the duke's palace first. #grab delilah's mortality and give it back in the past. like while she's vulnerable #kind of makes sense too from an emily character perspective #because she shows SO much character growth in stilton's manor #and then goes to the duke's palace next and IMMEDIATELY says the dumbest shit she says all game re: her entitlement and obliviousness #stilton's manor: wow ive learned so much i finally get it now! #nek minnet. emily misunderstands class warfare so bad she thinks she needs to sharpen her dads folding blade. emily. no #and if you think about it the duke's palace would have made a lot of sense for an earlier level just from emily's perspective. #hes very clearly her enemy compared to meagan's vague idea of where sokolov might be. a darker timeline perhaps #lovely Off_Topic mentioned hating time travel as a plot device and i have to agree. here's my take on that level anyway #also big thank you to RoseEll (<3) for saying it parallels the limitations of the game's mechanics interestingly ♥ #using this meme template was like. 'oh hey lingering hatred for jeremy clarkson i forgot i had you' #making the badly photoshopped heads too big. my beloved. #ah crap rambling again

[simplepotatofarmer]

her name is brittney m. crockpot

#chickenblr #the loyal homestead flock #bantam cochin #she was getting badly bullied in her old flock #her comb has some damage from that and she kinda limps when she walks #so chances are she'll be a house chicken only #but i will slowly introduce her to the others #but she's VERY timid and scared except with people #the lady who owned her just couldn't keep her and she needs like. kinda more constant attention #but her neck feathers are growing back GREAT <3 <3

[crown-ov-horns]

Michael's so stern, and laconic, she's honestly just... Cold. But, I think she'd be so gallant towards a female love interest.

Damn... Imagine her kissing your hand (and refusing to break eye contact as she does it).

One could swoon. I'd say she definitely goes on one knee to propose.

Her Spartan demeanor does soften in her love interest's presence. A fond smile lights up her lips, and her piercing eyes shine with adoration. She mindlessly does things like brushing a lock of her so's hair behind her ear, putting her arm around her, or having her sit on her lap.

I also think (since she's the Champion) she has a pathological need to protect. Honestly, it might cause tension as she gets patronizing, even controlling. She's used to being obeyed without question, after all.

#pestilence this isn't what you're supposed to be doing #good omens #good omens michael #good omens fandom #diary pages #good omens headcanons #i'm not even hiding my thing for this holy figure anymore... good thing hierophilia is blasphemous #she has such domineering energy (i mean she is the supreme commander) but she's very gentleman-coded as a lover #i'm of course thinking of my crowley x michael things #though... she's not quite gallant yet because threatening people with swords and burning them isn't gallant #the only thing that bothers me is the actress seems so short #i guess she doesn't need to be tall she just has tall protective energy #i always imagine the figure as pathologically protective and patronizing #archangel michael #also go did badly in the sense she should be standing with her hands clasped behind her back #or with one hand on her sword #when the general of the heavenly host kisses your hand you will swoon #pestilence is procastrinating #i also think war is kind of similar

[twsted-potionologist]

our queen of hearts coming through with banger Valentine's fits to impress her 2 girlfriends inspo:

shoutout to @outfits4urblorbo for being a consistent source of inspo

#twisted wonderland #my art #riddle rosehearts #fem riddle rosehearts #ruby rosehearts #twst #twst rule 63 #character art #valentines day #i had some other ideas for valentines art but i just. couldnt figure out how to compose them #like one of my sona brewing love potions #and something else with lucky's gf sending him cute photos #or just. something else with those two. couldnt figure it out really #i need to post his gf Natalia really badly tho #..i also need to post the other rule 63 twst designs really badly #i havent worked on them okay im Very Busy (lie) #anyway. i love drawing ruby. i think i popped off with her #uh if you want to see art with more effort in it i posted another valentine thing on my main

[kopimoss]

I just think she's neat

#her autonomously drinking twoteas at once kghf #im really obsessed with her actually but I don't take many screenshots bc I badly NEED functional wheelchair/crutch cc and I CANTFIND ANTY #every crutch cc Ive found is furniture or just doesn;t show up #theres very limited poses #the one functional wheelchair I found is a bicycle so can't route indoors kgfhfgkhg #I mean I can just sit her down 24/7 but it doesn't make for great gameplay

[shitouttabuck]

my mother is like i don’t care if you have a healthy relationship with food and your body i will still do my darnedest best to try and give you an eating disorder by commenting on your food intake when you do eat but also commenting on your food intake when you DONT eat because oops you are so anxious to eat in front of your parents now you simply lose your appetite when you have to have a meal with them

#ed cw #this is. ridiculous i don’t know what her problem is #actually i do it’s that she is and always has been this petite woman and i have always been big and unlike her in every way physically #and the trans thing has only made it worse w her #i feel insane sometimes like i Need to move out so badly #n #to be clear: i have a very healthy relationship with food and even my body since top surgery. it’s just that she keeps commenting on both #in a negative way. and man even the healthiest mindset and knowing she is wrong objectively doesn’t mean it doesn’t feel like shit