#I like teenage Dazai because he makes mistakes! he messes up!

[anti-dazai-blog]

y'know, it's kinda ridiculous that dazai eventually won without much difficulty. in recent chapters of the manga, we witnessed for the first time that dazai was struggling so hard, which showed him less omnipotent than he was, and more human at the same time. but it turns out that he was making a fool out of fyodor all along!!!! he lost to the power of alliance!!!! ...excuse me? then what was meursault arc all for?

i love bsd, but there are too many things that annoy me, and the flaws of the series are rarely talked about. so im reaaally happy to see you criticizing the series. i love your blog sm, please never stop posting!! 💕

YES EXACTLY!!

Dazai’s omniscience does NOT help humanize him. All that it does is give him more accountability in everything that happens. He doesn’t get the luxury of pleading ignorance because at this point, the story has made that no longer believable. 

No matter what, Dazai knows everything all the time, doesn’t make mistakes in his plans and strategies, and is capable of anything. If this is the case, which I said it was semi-jokingly in the early days of this blog, he really can be held accountable for pretty much anything and everything happening. Which I’d really rather wasn’t the case.

One of the main themes of bsd is humanity. No one’s special or perfect, everyone’s a human being trying their best to get by. The Meursault arc did a pretty decent job of humanizing both Dazai and Fyodor, two characters who were previously shown as (intellectually) flawless, by having them struggle in their battle of wits against each other. Having both of them mess up or miscalculate in some way made them seem like real people and not just two algorithms playing chess. 

Having Dazai reveal in this final episode that he knew everything all along, everything went according to his plan, and there was never any challenge to begin with entirely defeats the purpose of the arc. What are we supposed to take away from this? That Dazai automatically wins any fight because he’s Dazai? That removes all stakes. 

Why continue watching a show if you’ve already been told that one specific character will always win—and not only that, but it won’t even be a struggle for him to get there, because he knows everything about everything all the time. 

I really, really hope that this was an anime-only ending. Asagiri can still fix this. Admittedly, bungo stray dogs has always been character-focused rather than plot-focused, so while I trust Asagiri to handle the characters better than this, I’m not really sure what to expect plot-wise. But I’m gonna hope for the best.

#Anti dazai asks #I like teenage Dazai because he makes mistakes! he messes up! #Dazai didn’t know about arahabaki— Dazai didn’t know that Chuuya would choose not to kill N— Dazai didn’t know how to save Oda #Main manga Dazai knows the entire plot of the next ten arcs before they even begin #My guy. That’s not a human being. That’s someone who has access to the author’s brain and knows everything the author does just ‘cause. #Dazai skipped over breaking the forth wall and jumped straight to the fifth sixth seventh wall #However many walls it takes to enter the author of your story’s brain #Unless it’s revealed that Dazai has the book and learned about timelines or whatever happened in Beast #Idk I’ve never read Beast but if he’s gaining his omniscience now from the book that would at least be an explanation #not a fantastic one in my opinion but better than nothing #Bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #dazai

[invidiia]

can you do more teenage platonic yandere ones 🙏🙏 i love them bro

one suggestion is them (chuuya, ranpo, dazai, sigma, idek) w a rebellious teenager 🙏🙏🙏🙏

sorry, you've been misinformed.

⋆⭒˚｡⋆ "we appreciate." 𖤐 separate platonic yanderes chuuya, ranpo, dazai, sigma x reader

these mfs cannot deal with rebellious teenagers!!!!

m.list // previous

[ a/n ; HI SILLIES SORRY I DIDNT DO A YANXREADER POST YESTERDAY IDKFKKFKFCX ANYWAY HERES THE PLATONIC YANDERE SILLY PEOPLE ?! ]

[ warning ; platonic yandere, lowkey crack 😭😭, stalking ]

— CHUUYA NAKAHARA

⋆ lord, please give this man the patience to deal with you

⋆ he gets it, he was a rebellious teenager too, but so? he doesn't have time for you to act this way, like at all. probably best to just,, cooperate

⋆ chuuya has to put a lot of time into his job, being an executive and all, so that leaves you a lot of time to go do rebellious teenager shit

⋆ you can imagine it's pretty often he comes back to find you not there, or if you go to school, he'll get calls about you skipping class to go do whatever it was teenagers did when they skipped

⋆ yokohama mall is huge, perfect place to go to have fun and get away from chuuya!! it most definitely ends with you getting dragged out of the mall doors by your collar and shoved into the backseat of the car to go home, but it was fun anyway.

⋆ funny ass little arguments, too. "and if i find out you left when i come back, you'll regret it." "uh-huh, i bet i will." "just shut up and stay here."

⋆ please take him seriously, or at least pretend to, for his own sanity 😭

— RANPO EDOGAWA

⋆ ranpo doesn't take you seriously at all.

⋆ even if he knows you'll actually go do something stupid, he won't take you seriously. and when you go do it, consequences await you anyway 🤷

⋆ no point in keeping secrets, he already knows

⋆ plans to sneak out? getting stuff without permission? anything you keep from him? yeah, he knew already lol

⋆ lowkey draws a line at going against him and doing illegal stuff. committing any kind of crime? lmao no, he'll just keep you with him at all times or something which is probably embarrassing asf

⋆ am i wrong to think he may drag poe into this? maybe, shrug

— OSAMU DAZAI

⋆ he doesn't have time either, i almost feel bad for him

⋆ he's like ranpo actually, has no shame in forcing you almost everywhere with him or leaving you to atsushi which is really evil, poor atsushi

⋆ arguments are funny as hell (for him) probably you yelling and trying to make a point and explain why you do whatever you do or something and dazai just laughing and not listening LMAO

⋆ "that's crazy kid lmao" "i'm trying to make a point, don't fucking call me that."

⋆ doesn't really care about you yelling at him. just forces you everywhere with him

⋆ remember in chuuya's part where you just sneak into yokohama mall to get away from him and have fun? too bad lmao, dazai knew you were coming and followed you anyway!! just when you thought you were finally alone, away from the suffocating presence of dazai and could terrorize the shoppers in peace, nope LOL

⋆ he just tags along with you, keeping a hand on your shoulder and a smile on his face while you just grit your teeth and deal with him. "can we just go home?" "no wayy, didn't you wanna come here?" "not with you."

— SIGMA

⋆ poor guy lmao

⋆ literally has to stop you from terrorizing the customers or damaging the casino somehow

⋆ a little hard to sneak out unless you have an ability or another person to help you

⋆ cue nikolai coming to the casino to bother sigma and then helping you sneak out because it'll annoy sigma and he doesn't care LMAO

⋆ probably ends up locking you in your room because he doesn't trust you enough to keep you with him. sigma learned that from a past mistake he made with you

⋆ "wait, this card is damaged. the game isn't valid, therefore, you need to replay." and then the teenager next to him probably being the one who messed up the card LOL

#bsd x reader #platonic yandere bsd #chuuya x reader #dazai x reader #sigma x reader #ranpo x reader #yandere bsd x reader #yandere bsd #yandere bungo stray dogs x reader #yandere bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs x reader #platonic yandere

[diagonal-queen]

Hihi! May I req an emergency req? With male!reader accidentally dropping/pushing a plate or glass and breaking it. Reader rushing to clean the mess up even with his bare hands and out of concern, the character yells at them to be careful or smth and reader flinches? How would they react? (And if ur fine with it, reader having SEVERE daddy issues and domestic violence so that's why they act like that) pls don't make reader those crybaby types but someone similar to dazai but less uhm, dazai? Like dazai but when he seems human if u yk what I mean) and reader being a teen (14-17)

Format: Anything u want!

Characters: Kunikida, Fukuzawa, Chuuya, Poe and Ranpo (separate) (omg if u could, then ranpoe together being father figures I just love the ship it's my comfort ship😭💖💖)

Platonic pls :)) (chuuya being an older brother figure, Fukuzawa and kunikida being father figures)

I FEEL LIKE ITS TOO SPECIFIC SO FEEL FREE TO NARROW IT DOWN 😭😭. Make sure to take care of urself and have a wonderful day <33

-🩵

okay so. i'm really REALLY sorry T-T but i do not write male readers so i am gonna go gn with this (again i am sorry ily <3)

When Reader flinches after they yell

♡ characters: Doppo Kunikida, Fukuzawa Yukichi, Chuuya Nakahara, Edgar Allan Poe, Ranpo Edogawa (bonus Ranpoe together!), teenage!gn!Reader

♡ synopsis: Reader breaks a piece of flatware and when they go to clean it, they're yelled at and flinch. How do the characters react to this?

♡ cw: Reader suffers from domestic abuse-related trauma and has daddy issues, yelling, trauma response (specifically a kind of silent/blunt affect type reaction), swearing, mentions of reader's hands being cut (unintentionally by flatware shards), father and older brother figure dynamics, lmk if I missed anything

note: I hope you're doing alright 💙 Anon, and I hope that these make you feel better :') come to me for hugs if you need them. I also hate yelling and have daddy issues so like, I feel you my dude. AND RANPOE IS MY COMFORT SHIP TOO omggg they're the best DM me and let's rant about them. Apologies for errors and I hope you enjoy x

Kunikida:

Let's say you're a mentee of his at the agency. Kunikida obviously only has good intentions and would hate for you to get hurt (Yosano...*shiver*), so he kinda freaks out a little when he sees you about to grab ceramic shards with your bare hands

Caught up in his alarm, he yells at you not to touch the shards and then goes to get a broom (or one of those little dustpan things) to clean up the mess

He comes back and sees your expression, and is honestly a little confused at first. You did manage to stay out of harm's way so he doesn't understand what's got you so distressed (he's so smart but also so very dumb)

You sit there while he quickly cleans the mess but when he notices that your eyes have kind of glazed over and you seem to be somewhere else, he gets a little worried and asks if you're alright

You tell him that you got frightened when he yelled because it reminded you of something and he has a moment of '...shit'

Kunikida puts down his dustpan/broom, puts a hand on your shoulder and gently explains that he wasn't mad at you but that he was just worried about you. He'd rather you made a mess unharmed than cleaned up the mess but gotten hurt

Don't be fooled by his calm demeanour, he actually feels really bad and will probably beat himself up for making such a mistake

He does end up cleaning it for you and asks you to please take care of yourself and be careful

Fukuzawa:

He has an odd tendency of being very intense with his kids out of the blue and then immediately feeling bad for it which is exactly what happens with you

You were probably bringing him tea or something when you accidentally dropped the tray and the cup shattered. He probably barely even reacted at all to it honestly, mostly just because he doesn't care THAT much about a cup. He has more

But then you apologise and kneel down to get them and this man might be tough but he is a softie at heart and panics when his kids are in harm's way (you're basically his kid let's be real)

So he yells, and it's basically that one scene in the theatre from Untold Origins all over again, except unlike Ranpo he knows that you don't really shake such things off so easily due to your past. So he's still concerned just for different reasons

He knows that as a father figure in your life he's supposed to protect you and that he had good intentions but it still affected you negatively in a way, and he's like. Really really sad about that fact (but he doesn't show it awh)

He apologises for yelling and asks you not to try and clean up ceramic shards with your bare hands because infections and y'know your hands are a pretty important part of your body

Fukuzawa is still firm as he speaks but he's also very gentle and nice about the whole thing and sits with you until you feel better

If you thank him for looking out for you, he'll be thinking about that for like the next week :'((((

Chuuya:

Chuuya yells like, a lot, but he often makes a conscious effort not to do so around you because he knows that you don't like it. Being a habit though, it sometimes comes out unintentionally

So say you're bringing him something to eat while he's working or something and while you're approaching him you drop and shatter the plate.

He's like 'Oh let me get that' and was gonna grab the shards with his ability (he doesn't have an issue with doing it himself cus it's lowkey quicker), but then he sees that you're about to collect them barehanded and yells at you to stop

When he sees you flinch he immediately starts backtracking like 'Wait, no- that's not what I meant' and comes to kneel beside you and pat you on the head (or back, whichever)

He quickly composes himself and apologises, saying that he was just worried about you, not angry about the plate or you wanting to clean it.

He tells you that he's gotten cuts on his palms before and they 'hurt like a motherfucker' so he didn't want you to get hurt too (and he's kinda being jokey about it because he's nice like that)

He just exudes comfort energy, so your panic moment doesn't really last that long. He's honestly very chill about the whole thing because he knows that you're not gonna make the same mistake

Even if you did though he'd help bandage your cuts without hesitation

Poe:

Poe is the opposite of Chuuya- he just DOESN'T yell at all. That's why it caught you as offguard as it did

When you dropped the plate he was a little scared because of the loud noise, but was relieved to see that you hadn't gotten hurt.

He really doesn't care much about a broken dish, because he can buy a billion more with ease. He just cares that you were about to hurt your hand (I'm quite sure you can possibly injure nerves by cutting your palm, and as a murder mystery writer Poe would absolutely be aware of this)

So he yells in an attempt to get you to quickly stop when you kneel down to clean it, and when he sees your face he feels awful

Poe hates yelling too, so he is extremely apologetic about the whole thing. He feels really bad because he knows that you find a lot of comfort with him and he's scared he's just ruined your trust in him to keep you safe

You tell him that you know he wasn't trying to be mean or malicious but he still feels really bad about it (lowkey you end up comforting HIM ngl)

He decides to clean up the mess himself (and lets you cuddle Karl while he does because he's basically an emotional support animal)

Will literally do anything to get you to trust him once more because he feels such an unnecessary amount of guilt (you have to really hammer it into him that you DO still trust him- he doesn't entirely believe you (projecting sorry lol))

Ranpo:

Ranpo is the Super Highschool Level Older Brother Figure. And as such he is appropriately concerned when he sees that you're about to try and handle a broken plate with bare hands

I'm absolutely certain that several times in the past Ranpo's dropped his fair share of dishes and gotten cuts from trying to pick them up too fast and he doesn't want that happening to you

So he yells to you not to touch them. When he sees your reaction to this, for a split second he panics but he actually handles it surprisingly well for a (2)6 year old

He comes over and sits down beside you. Then he explains to you that he doesn't want you to get hurt unnecessarily (especially somewhere like your hands) because he cares about you, so he panicked for a second and that's why he yelled.

(to everyone's surprise /j) he does apologise to you for it and give you a hug to help ground you and comfort you (he also gives you a little squeeze cus he feels bad aw)

If you ask him if he's mad about the broken dish he immediately goes back to normal and is like 'Pfft not at all. It's a plate Y/N' and tells you not to worry about it

He does make you feel better about the broken plate, but this is Ranpo we're talking about. You think he's gonna clean it up, or even help you clean it? No, that job unfortunately still falls entirely on you (damnit Ranpo)

Except this time you take cautionary measures before you do so. And Ranpo's happy to see it :)

Ranpoe:

Right, so these two are just little children in the bodies of men in their late twenties. However they are still very much in touch with their dad sides especially when it comes to you

So you're carrying a plate for some reason (maybe they're busy solving mysteries and eating snacks idk) but you drop it and it breaks. Poe's a millionaire and Ranpo is Ranpo so they don't care that they have one less plate

Then you hurriedly apologise to them and bend down to grab the plate and they both overreact and yell at you to stop (for the same reasons written above in their seperate scenarios)

Once they see you flinch they both have different reactions. Poe rushes over to see if you're alright but Ranpo is more wanting to give you a second to breathe and process

And that's literally what happens. Poe (and Karl) rushes over to check on you and Ranpo waits a minute before he joins him.

Ranpo comes to comfort you while Poe gets rid of the broken plate, then when he comes back he helps Ranpo explain why they both yelled earlier. He lets Ranpo do most of the talking though

They both express that they're just glad you didn't get hurt. And that you're allowed to make mistakes! Just don't do anything that will get yourself hurt

Will let you help them with their work/watch them work if you want to (usually that stuff's confidential but hey it's not like people are gonna question Ranpo and Poe now is it)

anon i will be your parental figure and we can straight up just forcefully shatter plates together (with safety glasses on though!!!) to let off steam

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #fanfic #fanfiction #bsd fanfiction #bsd fanfic #bungo stray dogs fanfiction #bungou stray dogs fanfiction #not x reader #platonic #bsd platonic #headcanons #bsd headcanons #bsd kunikida #kunikida doppo #kunikida #bsd fukuzawa #fukuzawa #fukuzawa yukichi #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #chuuya #bsd poe #edgar allan poe #edgar allan poe bsd #poe #ranpo edogawa #bsd ranpo #ranpo

[masked-buffoon]

Chapter 2: Twisted (Part 6)

Warnings: death, manipulation, attempt of rape on minor

Author notes: The last part of the second chapter! I hope you’ll like it and see you in the third one!

Later during the day, I supervised the cremation of the subordinates who had lost their life during the mission myself, although I had been advised not to move too much. Indeed, I had gotten a broken rib from the man's assault, in the auction basement, yet, under the effects of morphine, I had not felt a thing. The corpses had been retrieved by the cleaning team and brought to a quiet place in the forest, not without having been dispossessed of the weapons and potential hints about their identity. I wondered if they would even be remembered... I had heard that the person in charge of the records made a remarkable job about the dead mafiosi of the organisation. I sighed slightly and put the barrel of gasoline next to me. Few people had come, friends of the deceased, certainly, and they all glared at me with a sort of resentment. I could understand their feelings, yet could not afford to be distracted. Accidents happened in the Port Mafia, that was not the first, even least the last.

"You were all loyal subordinates." I said, quietly "Until the end, you did a very good job. You will be remembered —"

"Cut it out! That's all because of your recklessness that they died!" Someone shouted at me.

"... You will be remembered..." I finished, throwing a match into the pile of bodies.

Flames erupted and burnt the flesh quickly, soon leaving nothing but a pile of ashes.

"Make sure they are thrown into the sea." I demanded.

I then turned around to make my way toward the car. Dazai-san was coming back in the evening and there were still many things I had to take care of before welcoming him.

"Hypocrite... She couldn't care less about the men..."

"Throwing them into the sea? That's just a way to dispose of them discreetly..."

"Just like her executive..."

I did not pay attention. It did not matter, anyway. I was used to being looked down upon. It did not matter. But I was thankful that the chauffeur let me cry in silence in the back of the car.

It was the second in command, Yamada-san, who welcomed me when I came back to the headquarters, in the morning. He had a pleased face as I got out of the vehicle and did not even ask for permission to pat my back friendly as he congratulated me for the success of the mission. I grabbed his hand, rather curtly.

"I have a broken rib." I stated.

"Oh, I see, I see...! But really, you did such a good job...! Dazai really did well by entrusting you with this task...!" He exclaimed.

I sent him my darkest glare, making him take one step away from me.

"It's Dazai-san." I corrected him "He may be younger, but he is an executive, the best of the organisation. Don't ever think you are superior to him, or I will be the first to crush you."

"S-Sure, Ogawa-kun..." He stuttered.

I felt annoyed. I wanted to be left alone, and the only place where I would not be disturbed was my superior's office. Without a single word, I left Yamada-san in the corridor and slammed the door closed, before throwing myself on a couch. I was tired, and, mostly, my headache had come back despite the amount of pills I took. There was never enough to relieve me... Sighing, I threw the empty box toward the wall in frustration. Although the mission had been a success... I could not help thinking it had been a failure. I had not been able to keep my men alive, what kind of superior was I...? Not that any of the higher ups in the Port Mafia even cared about their cannon fodder, anyway, but I felt responsible for their death. Dazai-san would surely say I was too soft hearted... I simply believed a leader had to preserve his troupes. Or I was truly too soft hearted.

"Ogawa-kun!" Yamada-san barged in the office without even knocking "Dazai-san comes back tonight, do you remember? His paperwork is early, unfortunately, so I'll just leave them on the desk."

"Do as you must..." I groaned.

"Oh, by the way... I did not find time to sort them out. Could you do it before his return? Thanks a lot!" He added before exiting the room in a guff.

He had done such a thing on purpose. The executive never cared about the documents, what was the purpose of bringing them in so soon? I had to resist the urge of ruining the second in command's face the following moment, and calmly walked toward the pile of papers. A week of work to be done, and I was the one supposed to sort those out... I grumbled. A part of me wanted to throw all of the documents on the carpet, but I refrained from doing so, knowing the mess would be much harder to clean. Even so, Dazai-san was never one to be interested by official matters, as important as they were. He would just take the papers, doodle on them or bend them to make planes he would try to toss in the bin. He often acted so childishly, yet on the other side, he was a cruel and merciless man, who beat his own subordinates and sent them to death without a further thought. Perhaps his true nature was one of a teenager looking to have fun, after all... Then did it mean I was the reason he acted so harshly around me? Maybe he could not stand me... Because I was useless... If I proved to be of more use to him, there was a slight chance he would accept me, was there not? I truly did not seem to comprehend him...

Something made me frown; the paperwork had already been taken care of. There was no need to even read them, since they were all ready to be sent to the offices in charge of classifying them. However, among reports and stock inventory, there was a single suspicious document which did not belong to the pile. An order. They would usually be given orally, but a written one did occur as well. They would be sent apart, nonetheless. Someone had put it there on purpose, and the only one who could do such a thing was Yamada-san. What could be his aim for doing such a thing? Slowly, I read the paper. After lines and lines of pointless courtesies, everything suddenly made sense as I fell upon the last few words. Eliminating the Ogawa family. Breathing became more difficult for me as the words looped around my mind, haunting my very thoughts. Did that mean killing them? Surely, carrying out such an order would not imply having tea with them, would it? I felt feverish, curiously excited, a strange rapture which stole the control I had on my limbs and the little sanity I tried to keep while killing people for the organisation. Nervously, I laughed, alone in the office. Was it fate? Hazard? What kind of providence could have made this order fall into my hands?

These questions calmed me down. It was not out of luck that I had stumbled upon this paper. The second in command had willingly put it into the pile of documents. By giving me the order to classify them, he had made sure I would receive the order. What kind of reaction had he expected from me? I paused, lost in thoughts. That kind of behaviour deserved a punishment, or so I judged. Perhaps I could play around with him before going out to effectively killing these people whose name I happened to wear. Wordlessly, I walked toward Yamada-san's office, preparing my act. Despite my work for the Mafia, he still thought of me as a fragile young girl. I would give him the fragile young girl.

"Yamada-san!" I violently opened the door, as though I was panicked "Tell me it is a lie! It can't be true!"

"What couldn't be, Ogawa-kun?" He asked, poised.

He had been expecting me, obviously. I shoved the paper onto his desk, biting my tongue to bring tears to my eyes.

"That! What's this order...?! Killing my parents...? Why?! It can't be..." I sobbed.

"Unfortunately..." He sighed "I had hoped you wouldn't see it..."

Liar. How could he say such a thing when he had requested himself that I took a look at the paperwork?

"But I did...! I can't... I can't let that happen...! Yamada-san... I'd do whatever, but please, talk to Dazai-san about that...!" I cried "I don't want my family to be killed...!"

Despite behaving all mighty and competent, he had not a single clue of what my past could have been. He did not know how much I resented these people, thus could not know I was only deceiving him. So funny...

"I understand... Of course, I'll do what I must." He conceded "Come here..."

He opened his arms, surely expecting me to fall into them in search for comfort. What I did, without hesitation. I had to play his game to stab him better.

"I could do that... But in exchange..."

His hand innocently travelled to the end of my back, and I smirked as he could not see my face. So, that was his ulterior motive. That was the reason...

"What should I do...?"

"Well, you could repay me... With your body."

"I-I don't understand..."

He sat me on his laps and undid the knot of my collar.

"It's very easy... Just let me do... It really does not please me, but that's the only thing you could do for me..."

"Y-You know, Yamada-san..." I played embarrassed.

"Mmh, what is it, Ogawa-kun?"

Brusquely, I wrapped my fingers around his neck and tightened them, relishing in his gasps and vain attempts to breathe in and out.

"I absolutely hate perverted men like you." I husked in his ear, menacingly "I've already killed one, just before entering the Port Mafia... Another wouldn't be too much work...~ Mmh~?"

"W-Wai — Ugh!"

"Eh? I can't hear~ You're groaning like the pig you are, finally~ So disgusting, so gruesome~ Is there something you want to say~?"

I let go of his throat the moment his face started turning blue. As he regained his breath, I tied my ribbon again and readjusted my clothes, without moving my eyes away from him. He was still panting when he stared at me, fear showing on his face.

"Why... Why are you... Doing this...?" He barely managed to say.

"I'm not sure..." I hummed "Why did you try to take advantage of a weakness to get me in your pants? Mmh~?"

He was speechless. Slowly, I reached for the phone and put it in his trembling hands.

"Dial Dazai-san's number and tell him the mistake you made. I actually wonder how he is going to react upon learning I will personally see that the mission is completed..." I snickered "Hurry up! I want to be done by the time he comes back."

"G-Going yourself...? B-But... Shouldn't you oppose to such an order...?" He complied.

"You made a mistake, Yamada-san." I sat on his desk, waiting "I hate my family, and would gladly exterminate them if asked to. Did you think that I would truly throw myself into your arms? Are you an idiot?"

He gave me a pitiful look and brought the phone to his ear. Silence filled the office a moment, then he started speaking, nervous. He admitted, rather frightened, that the order of killing the Ogawa had fallen into my hands and that I insisted to go. After a few minutes, I was handed the device.

"Ogawa-kun?"

His voice was tired, passionless. For the first time, it did not make my heart beat any faster, and I could perfectly keep calm.

"It is me, Dazai-san."

"Tell me, what did Yamada do, again?" He exhaled.

"Well..." I glanced mockingly at the second in command "He thought about using that order as a way to take advantage of me, Dazai-san. I really want to go, nonetheless."

"You can't." He immediately replied "I'm not letting you deal with anything personal, Ogawa-kun."

"But..." I frowned "It was shown to me on purpose... It'd be a wasted opportunity, were I not to go."

"Once I am back, I will deal with Yamada, and I will see that men are sent to the Ogawa mansion, but I refuse you do anything by yourself." He stated.

"... Don't you trust me...?"

"Why are you so desperate to go? You've never even thought about taking revenge before." He questioned without answering my question.

"When something you've never desired before is suddenly offered to you, won't you take it, Dazai-san? It is the same to me... I want to go and kill them." I declared.

"Ogawa-kun... I understand." He sighed "Just... Go. Do what you must. We'll talk about it tonight..."

"Thank you, Dazai-san... I will not disappoint."

"I am not afraid of being disappointed... Do not do anything reckless, that's the only thing I demand."

"Yes, Dazai-san."

After that, he hung up. Triumphantly, I gave the phone back to Yamada-san, who was still as pale as earlier, and opened my box of pills to put a few ones in my mouth.

"See you later." I smirked at him, darkly "I am off to kill my family...~ I hope you will entirely take responsibility for your faults, won't you~?"

"O-Of course..." He seemed on the verge of tears.

Without further words, I exited his office and walked out of the headquarters.

"Gather the squad!" I called on my way "We're going to eliminate some parasites..."

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Hi. Can you write some headcanon with chuuya and his teenage daughter? And Dazai and his teenage son? (I’m really sorry for my english.)

your english is fine! ahh i haven’t written them in their dad aus for awhile. this may have gotten away from me oops

[ Chuuya ] {In my Dad AU for Chuuya his daughter is named Airi and what??  I have never thought about her entire personality or created a whole relationship??} • The first words out of his mouth when she comes flouncing out of her room in a skirt way too short are “Hell-fucking-no”. Chuuya has a very hard time letting his daughter grow into a woman even though he’s groomed her to be perfectly capable and independent, the thought of her having sex makes his skin crawl. Rather than argue with his daughter he offers to take her shopping for clothes that they both agree on; and he’s not stupid enough to fall for the change-of-clothes-underneath trick either. • Even if his daughter isn’t exactly the most athletic girl out there Chuuya makes martial arts or some kind of self-defense knowledge a rigid part of her life. He doesn’t expect perfection or for her to even enjoy it, but he’ll be damned if he lets his daughter go into the world without knowing how to defend herself or kick some poor sucker’s ass if they deserve it. • Having a close relationship with his daughter is extremely important to Chuuya. While he understands certain topics are left for you two only, he has always kept his mind open (even if he’s boiling on the inside) if Airi wanted to discuss something--specifically mistakes or things she feels she’s fucked up in her personal life. Chuuya has become a beacon of understanding and advice for her as she grows older and he’s never sugar coated anything with her--and he expects honesty from her as well. • Chuuya has never been completely transparent about his work. As she got older he was more comfortable telling her his big executive job was actually with the Port Mafia, but because they’ve treated his little family as an extended version of their own Airi wasn’t too affected by it. He does, however, insist she go to school and find a career she’s passionate about it. As hypocritical as it is seem he doesn’t want Airi to become a member of the Port Mafia. • Letting his daughter go on dates is hard enough but he tries to let her make her own decisions. He will let her know what she thinks of the person the moment she comes home, and if he gets bad vibes off the bat he cuts it off before they even leave for their date. Unfortunately for Chuuya Airi inherited his temper and they both end up blowing up on each other and slam the doors simultaneously (Chuuya tends to break doors where as Airi screams into her pillow). • Lord help the poor soul who ever sends a nude to Airi’s phone. If he catches it on accident while her phone is lying face up on the counter during breakfast Chuuya takes a picture of his gun as a response signed ‘Daddy’. No other context. • No matter how old she gets Chuuya always insists on going to dinner at a nice restaurant once a week just the two of them. He expects Airi to dress formally (which she does and loves) and he dresses in one of his best suits with a tie she picked out for him when she was ten. Splurging on his daughter is one of Chuuya’s weaknesses especially if he’s been working longer hours or she’s been out of the house doing her own thing for the majority of the week. He lets her have a single glass of wine (the most expensive kind) during dinner, but usually ends up getting a bit tipsy and has Airi drive home. She doesn’t mind though, she loves his expensive car and uses any excuse to drive it around the city. [ Dazai ] {Misaki is his only son in his Dad au}• On his 17th birthday Dazai gave him a box of condoms and proclaimed he doesn’t want to become a grandfather for a very very long time. He did this in front of all of Misaki’s friends--but they’ve been used to Dazai’s embarrassing antics. Nobody was surprised. He did buy them a keg for the party and hid all their keys away so they were forced to stay the night instead of trying to drive home drunk. The next morning Dazai instructed Misaki to clean up the mess because until he got married he would probably be cleaning up beer cans in his own apartment for awhile. • Dazai had never taken true mentoring seriously until he had a son of his own. Raising daughters was one type of bond, but having a son was a completely separate entity on its own. Rather than let Misaki make his own mistakes Dazai ended up flinging the opposite direction and for awhile was a bit too over-protective. He had to teach himself to ease back and let Misaki learn through his own experiences which led to their relationship changing when he was hitting his teenage years. Dazai stopped snooping through his things, but he still never let him get away with a lie--Misaki was always confronted when he broke house rules; and still is.• School wasn’t exactly something Dazai forced into Misaki’s head. Education yes; but traditional schooling was a hit or miss. When Misaki was losing interest Dazai would attack the situation from a different perspective. Unlike Mori who forced Dazai to study intensely as a child, Dazai found other routes to teach Misaki to use his intelligence rather than be bored by it. His older sister was gifted with Dazai’s intelligence and when Misaki started showing signs early on Dazai kept his plan in the back of his mind if, as he predicted, Misaki would grow bored in school like his sister. • Dazai fell into the habit of challenging his son, a bit in the way he did with Akutagawa just in the correct way. Misaki was not the type to challenge himself (much like Dazai never did, what was the point?) and so Dazai began doing it himself. From mild conversation to Misaki trying to give up on soccer because he was not the best player from the start, Dazai and Misaki developed a repertoire of a “watch me kick your ass” dynamic when Misaki hit fifteen. It may not be the most traditional way of pushing children to strive to be better, but sharing a similar mindset helped Dazai do it correctly without creating a need for praise and acknowledgement in Misaki’s psyche. • Even though Misaki is nearly an adult Dazai still revels in the act of embarrassing the ever living shit out of him. Dropping him off on the first day of school in a cat costume, screaming from the car that he forgot his lunch (Dazai drew hearts all over it), and coming to school functions like a soccer game wearing knee high socks and sandals. Has dad jokes for days and tells them at the parties Misaki throws when he thinks you’re both going to be gone for the night. Dazai will show up in a big stained t-shirt, jean shorts and a green golf visor and ask where the keg is. • Misaki has brought home a few girls who were getting a bit too friendly with Dazai--and he did not let it go quietly. Not only was he annoyed that they would even attempt to get in his pants, but the fact they used his son to get there was a big ‘oh fuck no’ moment. He loudly rattled off all their insecurities one by one until they ran out of the door crying. He did this while his son was in the bathroom and then told Misaki he asked them to leave because they weren’t good enough for him. To Dazai the week of a cold shoulder is worth it over letting his son be hurt by someone else’s dishonesty.• Dazai reminds Misaki almost daily to routinely check his balls and chest. He’s like a walking PSA for testicular and breast cancer. “You don’t have to be a lady to get breast cancer, rub your boobs in the shower~” he sings while Misaki is trying to wash his damn hair.

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