#I just have zero self control

[27-royal-teas]

pros of joining the fob fandom

everyone is super sweet and nice and likes what I have to say and they’re all creative and good writers and talented and incredible and kind to me and way too cool and have good ideas and and and

cons of joining the fob fandom

I get emotional over a picture of middle aged men smiling at each other. im not nearly mentally stable enough to feel this many emotions all the time and you fuckers feel the need to pull more emotions from out of me all the time

#fob #fall out boy #i should probably get off the internet for once in my life #and actually focus on my own music for once #I just have zero self control #also I feel like I have to write really good articulate stuff all the time for people to notice me and that’s a shitty feeling but #that’s how it is when you worm your way into a fandom #ill find my place eventually #mostly !!! i just want a lot of friends!!!!! #i love friends!!!!! #be my friend!!!! please! #toby speaks

[lavender-phannie]

Still thinking about how when Phil’s coming out video dropped I was in the middle of studying for a maths test and i refused to watch it until I had finished studying cause I knew it would make me lose my mind. I have such amazing self control u have no idea

#(lying) #I have zero self control #I think the fear of the test just outweighed the desire to see the video #dan and phil #phil lester #amazingphil

[ikilledamanforthisurl]

just realised i never posted this one

#suxx #yakuza #rgg #Ryu ga Gotoku #majima goro #makoto makimura #majimako #would it be funny if the ship name was majimura or is that just confusing #probably confusing #throwing this one out there for the majimako besties i live to serve #worlds laziest attempt at takoyaki bawls #this whole thing is lazy actually it wasnt sposed to be a whole full picture but it got away from me #zero self control i have. zero discipline i have #theyrrrrrre. on a dateeee theyre goilfriendsssss

[zensations35]

Petrichor Memory (Beckett)

Finally FINALLY more Beckett. And, after Annis demanded to be a main character, I spent some time developing her and woooof I sure love her so much. So, here's a drabble where she drags Beckett on a ghost banishing quest. Yes, these stories are getting plotty. I can't help myself. Enjoy!

Beckett's voice cracks as he calls ahead to the figure bobbing and weaving, as if dancing at a ball rather than picking her way down the bleak edge of a less savory village.

“Ms. Doughtry…”

“Annis.” She calls back, her voice light but assertive. “You shall call me Annis.”

“Beckett flushes, and picks up speed to match her stride.

She wears a lace bowknot bonnet that matches her dark bodice, embroidered to look like spiderwebs silked across her chest, spilling to her waist and fanning down to crown her thighs in a parasol of inked webs. 

Her dark eyebrow quirks with amusement when she sees him staring. “What compels you to call me Ms. Doughtry? Social status?” She taps a thin, manicured nail to her heart shaped chin. “Hm. Then as social status dictates, you must adhere to my wishes. And my wish is for you to call me Annis. Now that that is settled, let us move on to matters of importance.”

She plucks her skirts so they don't trail the damp boards of the deck they've approached and leads Beckett further from shore.

He smells the tang of salt and silica. A fishing harbor. The boards groan with the weight of their new visitors and they pause halfway down. 

“Why are we here?” he tugs the collar of his sweaty blouse. “Miss Annis?”

Her rouged lips are so bright, even in such darkness. At the graves, her frown is pinched in mourning. Respectfully, as one should. But here, it is unleashed. She smiles when he says her first name and it makes his chest flutter. 

“What happened here?” he asks. 

She kneels, cautiously, sweeping her ivory fingers across the fractured wood. It strikes Beckett as quite strange she is not wearing gloves, as a woman of status. 

“Someone perished here.”

“You can sense them?”

She rises and looks at him. “Occasionally. But that's not how I know.”

He tilts his head.

“Your nose itches,” she explains.

“E-excuse me?” he sputters. “How would you…”

She lets out a tiny laugh, “Your brow creases. Right,” she presses two of her clean fingers to his temple, “here.”

The action felt more intimate than it should have and Beckett feels his face flush with all the heat in his body.

She spins about face, straightening with renewed sincerity. She seems so whimsical one moment, then demure in a flash. 

“One of the deceased here is possessing locals, using them to copulate.” She flutters her wrist. “Not that I blame her for desiring a body for carnal needs but if it is not consensual, it must be stopped.” She braids her fingers and looks at Beckett expectantly.

“And you want me to do…what?” he asks.

“Kf,” she covers a chuckle. “Beckett, you are the expert, not I.” She shoos him playfully toward the accumulating mist now frothing the docks. 

Beckett takes a few tenuous steps, boots heavy with unease.

The mist coalesces, thickening into a more defined but translucent form of a ghoulish woman. Her whiplike gown drags through the planks like chopped ribbons. Her glowing eyes find his and Beckett shudders throughout his body.

Annis rasps behind him but his ears are buzzing with the winds of undeath. 

“S-spirit,” he gulps dry air. “I would request that you please leave the people here in peace.”

The ghost glows at him as if he said nothing at all. Naught a shift in the wind indicates a change in her demeanor. 

Annis makes a noise of annoyance. It prickles Beckett. 

“Spirit--you must leave. Now.” He actually sounded forceful that time. Now, the ghost cocks her head to the side, hair spilling like a silver waterfall. 

“Why,” she surges forward, making Beckett stumble back, “would I do that?”

Beckett’s throat rumbles with a cough, his face buzzing with pent up energy. “I.. I - hih! Nnn…” 

“Beckett…” Annis whispers, closer now.

“I n-need you-heh… t-to go hng! Ekg-CzGH!” He catches a stifle in the collar of his shirt and snuffles. “Leave! Right n-now!” 

A silver lip protrudes from her ghostly face. “You won’t grant my last request?”

Beckett pauses his nose scrubbing and hesitates. “What…do you want?”

Her voice lilts, “What do I want?”

She flows toward him like ribbons dancing in a breeze. Her voice timbres and melts into a buttery whisper. “A kiss…” the sound edges until her lips end up icing the lobe of his ear. 

Beckett nearly throws himself backward. His ankle strikes and upturns a box, spilling its contents of fishing nets, warped metals, and other items.

“I--uh--I--”

She stalks his steps as he backpedals.

“Hng--I…” she must know he can’t. All the other ghosts do. They can sense it. They can feel the pull of their spirits. How their mist clings to his insides, buzzes within him. Aggravates and irritates.

Until…

“I c-c-cahh…”

Beckett’s body bumps against something warm. Annis’s fingers wrap around his biceps and she tethers him.

“Oh Beckett! Can’t you?” the teasing lilt in her voice surprises Beckett.

He spins on her and his mouth guppies, “You-you wish me to--?” 

Annis’s throat bubbles with a subtle giggle. “A kiss with a ghost,” her lips press together. “Rather  amusing, no?” She squeezes his arms, almost comforting, but there’s a glint beneath her oiled lashes. “It is not as if you haven’t done this before, dear Beckett.”

His bones turn to stone. “W-what?”

Did she just imply--

“Kiss me!!!” The spirit moans, flowing toward him. Beckett’s heart speeds and he braces as the spirit’s cold translucent hands cup his cheeks. 

Her lipless mouth meets his and…

He feels nothing but cold air. Well, that and…”Ihh…” he tries to hold firm. Truly, he does. But her spirit sways in and out of his and each time it does, “hih-ih-hieh!” 

Annis’s breaths begin to quicken as well, likely from anxiety. Her fingers drum against her lips and cheek, her face flushing a rosy pink. 

“Oh dear…”

Beckett’s nostrils open wider and with each scoop of air, more of the spirit gets sucked in.

“Hhh-p-plee-hieh!” 

Beckett moans the final hitch. He can’t take it any more. His jaw has lowered, his lungs are full, his back is arched. His body is ready and it’s done listening to his pleas. 

“HP’sHw!” Even his attempt to keep it contained still sends him bending fully forward, spritzing the deck with droplets and silvery wisps of ghost flesh. 

“HF’SHH-IEEhh!” he’s not quite “IYssshHH!!”  done. “Hhhyyy’IEE’SHHH-IEUuuu!” 

That one sent him into a stumble. 

Annis instinctively places a hand on his back, one arm wrapping around his waist to prevent him from tumbling over completely. Her hold on him is firmer than he would have expected from her. 

Gasping, Beckett rights himself, and he feels the brush of Annis’ chest against his back. 

She clears her throat and steps back once he’s secure. “Are you well, Beckett?” Her voice is slightly cracked, different from her usual confident tone. 

Beckett scrubs the remaining itch from his nose and sniffles, “Yes, I believe so.”

“Good.” 

Annis smooths wrinkles from her bonnet, not meeting his eyes. “Well, that was one way to do it.”

“Do what?”

She finally looks at him, “Banish…the ghost?” she frowns.

He mirrors her confused expression.

“You don't remember that either?” she asks.

“What do you mean either?”

Annis leans back, her spine arched, and folds her knuckle under her chin in a miniscule pout. 

Beckett finally feels more than a twinge of frustration at her. “Apologies ma'am but I really must know what in hells you are--”

“If I may?” She reaches her hand out for him, fingers barely grazing his coarse curls. He jerks back at first but her hesitation as she waits for permission to advance calms him.

He swallows, throat bobbing. “What…are your intentions with me?” he asks pointedly.

She titters a laugh. “Nothing unsavory!” Her eyebrow lifts coyly and he thinks he hears her mumble, “unless you wish for it to be…”

He nods and allows her to carry on. He feels her warm fingers on his neck--such a stark contrast to the ghost’s touch that he leans into it. He imagines he hears a doting murmur from Annis as she parts his locks in search of…something. 

In seconds, she pauses, observing. Then, with a conclusive hum, she moves away, face an analytical mask. 

“What is it?” Beckett asks.

Annis tugs the brim of her bonnet over her brow and plucks her skirt off the squalid deck. “Nothing unexpected. Come now.” She begins to sway back up toward the street. “I must attend to other things.”

Beckett frowns after her. 

What the hells was that about?

#am i planning to make Annis fet? #that will surprise no one tbh #i have zero self control #more to come #i have like 3 beckett fics currently half written #they just need the good ol polish #hope yall like ghosty stuff #rrreeeee #snz #snz fic #paranormal snz #allergies #oc beckett #oc annis #snzfic #zenoc #zenfic #snz kink

[yet-another-heathen]

I'm SO excited!! I just finished and queued the next brand-new chapter in the Jackal series! This particular one is the single most important addition to the story that we've had yet. Soooo much happens. And I finally, FINALLY get to drag you all into an element of the story that I've been hiding for years. It's been agonizing not to spoil this part. I genuinely can't wait for you to see <33

#just one more chapter in between #but because I have zero remaining self control I'll probably post Cold Cold Cold tonight 😆 #Nadi has been keeping so many secrets #The Jackal of An-Nadr

[shima-draws]

Hey @ that one anon that brought up World Tree I really hope you’re happy bc now I’ve been thinking about it nonstop. I’ve got Ideas now. It won’t be the same exact AU bc I’m not going to copy paste my own ideas across fandoms lmao but I’ve been thinking a LOT about how a One Piece fairy AU would work. Once I get it all written out you are going to regret planting the seed in my brain. LMAO

#Shima speaks #I HAVE THOUGHTS!!!! I HAVE THOUGHTS AND IDEAS. YESSIR #(And yes it will be Sanlu bc I have zero self control <3333 Tee hee) #One Piece #I’m just a sucker for fairies okay. Pointed ears and wings and magic. GUH #Also can’t get fairy Luffy out of my head ever since I doodled him he looks so BABY #Gotta come up with a name for the new AU tho it can’t be World Tree again LMAO

[badolmen]

I can fix him*

*bad writing, underutilized gameplay mechanics, characters with unfulfilled potential, funded by bootlickers

#ra speaks #personal #sorry I made dr phone calls and have like. ten minutes til I gotta get ready for first class of the semester. let me have this. #I think I should get every COD game ever for free. it’s MY tax dollars at work after all (actually anything produced w us military funding #should be free I think I can trap even my bootlicker tax hating dad into getting onboard w this one) #anyways. ghosts was…decent. but jfc if you give me a silent protag I expect SOME self awareness in the writing. #why are characters calling to him on comms when they know he won’t respond? why doesn’t he have an AAC device or something more futuristic? #I’m just saying if you explicitly limit a character you need to respect those limits in te writing. it’s not that hard. #like non of the characters even acknowledge that Logan never talks. esp weird when he first meets the ghosts #also. obv not a big fan of ‘all of South America has United into evil space terrorists’ but it was 2013 so ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ #wish we got to see some SDC civis y’know? get a bear on the average attitudes abt the whole. invading the US thing. #(jfc do not get me started on The Wall like this is a 2016 trump voter’s power fantasy) #also Riley was such an interesting mechanic why couldn’t they have at least substituted him w drones or something on the other missions?? #you get him for like. two missions. and then he gets shot and you have to protect him (gosh I actually loved that section) #just. it was clear Logan was The Dog Guy with an aptitude for tech. honestly Hesh felt more like the MC than Logan. #and while Logan doesn’t have a ton of personality we can glean as a result of non speaking + ZERO communication at all ever #seriously he doesn’t even like. wave or give thumbs up to people wtf dude do ppl just assume he’s psychic or something??? #I do LOVE the few scenes we get with him acting outside of player control/where he actually has agency (Elias’ death. the final cutscene) #and like it’s not much but it’s enough that I WANT to see what happens next #but alas. a decade old game without a true sequel (I think??? haven’t actually looked into it.) #my brother is making fun of me for being a COD gamer now like boy. I have no defense pls be nice to me T-T

[eddiesghxst]

when angel!reader finally asks demon hunter!harry to go the whole way, harry teases and preps you so much beforehand that you literally come as soon as he presses his fat ruddy tip into your weeping entrance. harry’s speechless as he watches you squirm and twitch beneath him, tears slipping down your flushed cheeks, your nails biting down into the muscles of his forearms.

harry thinks you’re the cutest fucking thing he’s ever laid his eyes on.

he just can’t help it when he rolls his hips a bit more forward, a steady thumb falling to your throbbing clit to teasingly brush over the sensitive bundle. you gasp, eyes snapping open to look down at your centers. you whine in protest but harry quickly hushes you, “it’s okay. it’s okay. gonna make you feel so fucking good on my cock.” he presses chaste kisses across your jaw as you cry out with each inch that sinks into your sensitive heat. “god, you’re fucking unreal. little pussy just couldn’t take it, huh?” you whimper in embarrassment at his words, and he coos, his free hand stroking your warm cheek. he's not sure how he keeps himself from coming; especially with the way you're looking up at him with glossed eyes, lips swollen and red as shaky breaths rattle through your lungs.

He groans, leaning forward and ghosting his lips over yours as he speaks, “greedy thing just couldn’t wait to come." you mewl, pussy clenching around him, his jaw clenches as he tries his best to reel himself in. his breath hits your top lip as he huffs, "come on, keep sucking me in, baby. open up for me, there we go.”

#he’s so filthy omg #i wont him #this was just supposed to be like two sentences #i have zero self control #demon hunter!harry #angel!reader #innocent!reader #harry styles x reader #harry styles x y/n #harry styles smut #harry styles fic #drabble #harry styles blurbs #harry styles fluff #harry styles one shot #harry styles imagines #smut #harry styles x you #harry styles fanfiction #harry styles dirty one shot #harry smut #harry styles imagine #harry styles blurb #harry styles fanfic

[iidgm]

reminder to NOT make smiling critter aus in my presence i WILL ask you if i can draw my oc in there 💀

#.eiden speaks. #not art #i have zero self control #my brain so big #i have some concepts for frowning critters au im just waiting for permission . . .

[krissiebucks]

#KEYLAND #GOAT_IN_THE_KEYLAND #김기범 #shinee #key #krissiebucksart #artists on tumblr #kpop #I have zero self control with color lol #I just throw everything on top #drew baby jjong #and baby cheese #I miss shinee

[clooverhoover]

just started good omens against my better reasoning. predict the magnitude of my mental breakdown upon watching the last episode of season 2 challenge

#i know im going to regret it #i definitely should've just waited until 2026 or whatever when s3 hopefully comes out but you know me (you dont) #i have zero (0) self control #wish me luck #good omens #ineffable husbands

[coffeebanana]

Enjoy the hypothetical beginning of a fic I may never actually get around to...with no context 😇

Ladybug can hardly breathe as she stumbles into an alleyway, but that’s pretty much normal these days. At least this times she’s choking on tears and not her own breath. At least this time there’s nobody here she has to pretend for. Or so she thought until Adrien peeked his head out from the other side of the dumpster. He looks like a stranger. And not just because she hasn’t seen him in weeks—since his father abruptly pulled him out of school. There’s something in the stiffness of his stance, in the circles under his eyes. Something she might try to help if she had any energy left to give.  But her legs are already giving out. She slides down the stone wall behind her, hiding her face in her knees when she hits the ground. She doesn't even care about looking vulnerable. If there’s one thing she knows about Adrien Agreste, it’s that she’s safe with him. Then again, she‘d once believed the same about Chat Noir.

#see you know these words just popped into my head and onto the page second later because they're in present tense #which is not something i like writing in long-term #but ooooh it seems to work here #also you might be able to tease some context out of me if you try but i'm trying to be mysterious here #coffeebanana writes #if you're wondering why i'm posting this literally just look at the post i just made LOL i have zero self-control #miraculous ladybug #ladrien

[sansloii]

me, before: Wynn's hair is probably on the shorter side

me, a stronger weaker individual now: :)

#⚜ ┊ ( w. headcanons ) #.doing head canon memes to queue this weekend and #.man i just #.have zero self control now #.it's not THIS long but the general look is the same #.the curl pattern for Wynn is tighter tho

[kiose]

Actual Dorito AppleJack for the “Dorito-shaped AJ artist” extraordinaire @chimchiri 💪 💪 💪 . Thank ya for always blessing us with your big, buff ‘n’ cute Applejack (that looks way hotter than this literal orange corn chip)

#Applejack #MLP #My Little Pony #Art Zone #Doritos #shitpost #here ya go Chim...it has been posted now #I promise I'm doing actual drawings that weren't doodled in ten minutes #I got a very nice ask and I'm drawing stuff for it too #but you know me guys...I have zero self control and if given the opening to try I'll literally draw the dumbest stuff as fast as I can #I don't regret drawing this tho...I'm just sorry in case you guys expected something else

[okzoomies]

chocolate easter bunny incident 1 dead 1 injured

#zoom art #shitposting of the persona variety instead #<- lives on the corner of bad decisions boulevard and zero self control avenue #i didnt even have an appetite for it i just couldn't stop

[bloodxhound]

i made a big mistake and bought b.aldur’s g.ate 3 : ) sweats,,,

#【♞】 ooc. #it was nice knowing you all see you again in 5 months ✌ #the way i had zero self-control the moment it dropped on ps///5 #i still owe one starter on here but my brain's just not here for it rn #it's gotten super hot again and i'm Suffering #writing will have to wait until the sun finally fucks off for good #i have made good progress on my multi though #i've got my icons; character dossiers; i've started on all backstories #tried smth different and wrote them all in 2nd person #let's see if i will keep them that way in the end #hope everyone's doing okay < 3