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just-a-drawing-bean · 11 months
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gmorning.
Whopper <33
Good mornin star <3
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dogstarblues · 10 months
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accomplishments bc i dont think my brain is gonna let me do anything else today bc i just feel like absolute shit
1. had early breakfast to make it easier to take my meds bc my gag reflex was in top form today
2. updated my systems (that whiteboard in the pic below is my weekly menu planner to make it easier for low-spoons decision-making)
3. updated my reading tracking lists
4. finished The Salt Grows Heavy. nearly impenetrable plot due to the language. my god. i liked the ending tho
5. started When the Angels Left the Old Country for book club. i havent felt this happy about a book in a long time. i havent enjoyed the act of sinking into a world like this in literal years. im glad im reading it.
6. did laundry
7. did the dishes
8. walked my dog
9. cooked breakfast and lunch, almost entirely from scratch! (only the tortilla chips from breakfast were storebought. the bread from lunch wasnt. i forgot i didnt show yall the bread. hang on.)
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10. rested
11. dressed in real clothes
12. got an impossible whopper bc i didnt wanna think abt dinner. now my gut feels like it has rocks in it.
i want to shower bc feeling like shit always makes me physically feel grimy and i hate it. i was supposed to go to verizon today for the "free upgrade" bc my phone has been fucking up. and that would have taken care of my shower. but. and. and and and.
im gonna try to brush my teeth. try.
sitting in the sun rn with my skirt hiked up my thighs so the light can touch my legs and its not helping as mucj this time. maybe i need to repeat my mantra (i am a river i am a sieve i do not hold things all things flow through me). close my eyes and just breathe. and then maybe i need to just shower and cuddle stuffed animals and burrow under blankets. i hate feeling like this. but i got done what i needed to today, namely: dishes and book club book amd finishing another book. im hoping tomorrow will be better.
this weekend is all fun things (book club, rpg game with friends, parallel play with another friend) so. well. anyway. i hope yall have a good evening
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pebblethief · 1 year
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freckles, buttery, cuddles (shameless ask for basil photo)
freckles - most-worn article of clothing? its probably going to be a boring answer and either my black or orange hoodies D: but i feel like hoodies dont count. hmm. i wear my obnoxious pants a lot bc they border between pjs and actual clothes; comfy but im allowed to wear them out of the house (if im feeling brave lol) these:
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buttery - favorite snack? i have phases!! rn i am obsessed with maltesers (like whoppers but better) and mini cheddars (tiny cheese crackers)
cuddles - do you have any pets?
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basil wasnt impressed at being woken up for this lol. gave him treats and u can have a cute sleepy pic from the other day as well
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tyyyyyyyy
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chiripepe · 3 years
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I didn’t wanna cook cuz I just wanna fall asleep and get my paycheck overnight so I went to Burger King for el waper cuz I got coupons in the mail today…
Anyway, I get there and as I’m waiting in line I’m looking at the page and the daddy in the car behind and to the left sees me and he’s like oh you have the coupons!
So I’m like yas, would you like to take a pic of them cuz all you need is the coupon number. The daddy got out of his car, took one of the repeats and said he’d pay for my whopper and he did binch!!
I think he was flirting… he was handsome and Puerto Rican. I should have looked at his crotch. Damn I didn’t think I could be getting my hole blasted rn god sent me cock and I didn’t take it!! 😔😔 he literally waited till I got my food to leave I’m so SLOW!!
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Did you like the htgawm finale? and would you ever do a htgawm au for dare me?
The HTGAWM finale, oh boy…uh…in short, yes, I did like it. In all honesty I have some mixed feelings, I think a few things were rushed, and I could nitpick over certain things. I wish this season would’ve had more episodes, or at the very least, a two-hour season finale. But overall and all things considered, I felt it was well done. Viola Davis delivered yet another breathtaking speech that brought tears to my eyes. Annalise got to live a long life, the interpretation of a Teganna endgame is free for mine to take, and you know I’m fucking taking it. I’d say my biggest qualms is that Bonnie deserved better. And actually, I was bummed about Frank too— not because I particularly care for Frank, but because Annalise does. How fucking traumatizing that must’ve been for her, to lose Bonnie and Frank in the same go. As a result of actions Frank took, at that. What a fucking whopper to add onto Annalise’s never-ending list of trauma.
But I think there was something really poetic about Christopher teaching his own criminal law class. And of course, dubbing it ‘How To Get Away With Murder’ just like Annalise did. And the parallels between him and Wes in the first episode, urgh my heart. Maybe it wasn’t a perfect finale, but it, and the show as a whole, are going to stick with me for a very long time.
The second part of your ask has a very long answer, and so I will address it under the cut.
As for doing a Dare Me AU, uh funny you would ask. Because I shit you not, I was this close to ending my Beth Kills Kurtz AU with a crossover. Bert hires Annalise after the body gets uncovered and evidence ties Beth to it, as well as Addy and Will. Annalise works her magic and the whole damn thing gets pinned on Will, who accepts his fate as the scapegoat because deep down he knows he’s a shit person and feels guilty for it. Kills himself in prison. Beth and Addy go free. Baddy endgame.
Buuuuuuut then I decided that would end up being way too long, good lord. That would end up being like 50k or smth if I was going to do all that and go in to that much detail. Shit, I ain’t doing that. I got too much else to finish. What even. My brain needs to learn when to pump the breaks.
But okay, like a HTGAWM AU though? Like, with…hmm…okay, yeah, yeah dude, I see it! It’s on the noir side of things, but actually really works.
Colette in Annalise’s role. Which I guess makes Matt, Sam, and Will, Nate. Lmaooo, that's kinda funny. Cause Matt gets arrested for killing Will in Dare Me, but in this scenario, it’d be Will on trial. 
Okay, so who’s the Keating Five? Well, French Five in this case. Beth and Addy, of course. And I guess RiRi, Micheal, and Tacy?
Gets a little tricky here, cause HTGAWM has way more characters than Dare Me. Like, I don’t think there are enough Dare Me characters to do the whole Lila story of the first season. 
But we could do the Sam story, I think. Except there is really no Sam story without Lila…okay, Casey Jaye can be Lila. We don’t have a Frank or a Bonnie, but that’s okay, we can still make this work.
Colette teaches How To Get Away with Murder. Addy and Beth don’t grow up together, they meet in law school. RiRi doesn’t actually want to be in law school, but winds up here because her mother pressures her into it. Tacy only wants to be a lawyer so she can prove to Bert that she is as good as Beth, or possibly even show Beth up. Micheal chose to pursue this path after briefly contemplating joining the military in high school, until his school woke the fuck up and kicked the creepy ass recruiters outta the building.
Matt kills Casey Jaye because she was pregnant with his baby. Addy, who was close with Casey and had a crush on her, knew Casey had been seeing an older married guy but didn’t know who it was. She figures out it’s Matt after being in the French household and recognizing the wallpaper from a pic Casey had shown her. Addy confronts Matt, he gets aggressive. Lashes out at the French Five. They all inadvertently contribute to his death, but it’s Beth who deals the fatal blow. Bashes Matt’s brains in with the trophy a la Wes style the moment Matt wraps his hands around Addy’s throat. Colette helps them cover it up for mysterious reasons and frames Will for the murder. 
Ngl, I’m really high rn. I hope this makes sense and doesn’t have any typos. 
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welovekpopscenarios · 7 years
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You have received a message (Yoongi x Reader)
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Admin: Mimi
Description: Just your daily texts between yourself and Yoongi, two people who love each other to the moon and back – you’re just too blind to see it.
Fandom: BTS
Genre: Angst, fluff
Pairing: Yoongi x Reader
Warnings: language
Word Count: 3512
Authors Note: So, this was a fic I had started a while back, but only got to finishing now. I love Yoongi so, so fucking much and I really wanted to write something for him, and I also wanted to try something interesting with writing, so you have this weird texting format (since I’m not cool enough to make the actual fake text pics lmao). I hope it isn’t too hard to understand the names of each person messaging. Now that I think about this, this is kinda a mess lol, it seems kinda rushed to me, but I didn’t know any other way to pace it? but I figured if I never posted it, it’ll just sit there on my computer. So, I hope you enjoy regardless of what a trainwreck this is, and happy reading.
EDIT: This fic is better suited to be read on a computer, since it didn’t come out the best on mobile, but I hope that doesn’t ruin your experience!
 - MOBILE VERSION -
Usernames
Reader: memekween               pepeswife
Yoongi: suga daddy               gramps               Yoongs
Namjoon: Music Man
Jin: jinandjuice
Jhope/Hoseok: Hobo
Jimin: Jiminy Cricket               ChimChim
Taehyung: Tea☕
Jungkook: jungcock
                                      You have received a message
                                                   7th May 2017
(09:06pm)
memekween: hey hey suga daddy
                                                                   suga daddy: please don’t call me that
memekween: but u are my suga daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
                                                                   suga daddy: please don’t send that                                                                                              face either
                                                                   suga daddy: what do you want
memekween: wow
memekween: r00d
memekween: I was gonna ask if you wanted to hang out with the most amazing person in this world
memekween: out of the goodness of my heart
memekween: but I don’t need this abuse smh
                                                                   suga daddy: do you even realise                                                                                                  what time it is?
memekween: yes
memekween: and?
                                                                   suga daddy: it’s late and I’m busy
memekween: busy doing nothing?
                                                                   suga daddy: exactly
memekween: ugh
memekween: I just wanted to know if you wanted to get some food
                                                                   suga daddy: ah, so you just want to                                                                                            use my money for food
memekween: not exactly
memekween: who do you take me for? lmao
memekween: I also wanted to chat to my bestest friend in the whole wide world
memekween: cuz guess who got dumped today :DDD
memekween: hint – is ya girl
                                                                   suga daddy: fuck
                                                                   suga daddy: you ok?
memekween: yeah, I’m fine
memekween: kinda saw it coming, we weren’t working well
memekween: at least it was only a month together, you know?
memekween: could have been worse
memekween: it just sucks, I guess
memekween: I kinda liked him
                                                                   suga daddy: my shoes are on
                                                                   suga daddy: I assume you’re at                                                                                                  home
                                                                   suga daddy: get ready
memekween: thank youuuu
memekween: I love you
                                                                  suga daddy: sure
memekween: take me somewhere fancy
                                                                  suga daddy: I’m taking you to burger                                                                                           king
memekween: fine dining ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°) only the best from you
                                                                  suga daddy: I really hate those faces
memekween: send one to me
memekween: experience the power of the lenny face meme
                                                                  suga daddy: no
memekween: pleaseeeee??? I’m feeling sad rn…
                                                                  suga daddy: ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
memekween: a lenny face in true yoongi fashion
memekween: thank you
                                                                  suga daddy: whatever, I’m leaving                                                                                               now
                                                                  suga daddy: see you in a few
memekween: see you, yoongi
(Read 09:13pm)
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                                                  ‘we dem boiiiizz’
                                                    21st May 2017
Jiminy Cricket: Hey guys! Do you guys wanna go bowling next weekend?
Jiminy Cricket: I just realised we haven’t done anything as a group in a while
Jiminy Cricket: I thought it would be a nice idea 😊
Hobo: Yeah, I’d be up for it!
Tea☕: Yeah, me too :D
Music Man: Sure
jinandjuice: This could be fun!
pepeswife: coolio, chimchim 😊
                                                                  gramps: eh
jungcock: sounds cool, I’m in
                                                                  gramps: ok I’m definitely not going                                                                                        now
Hobo: Me either bye I’m busy doing anything else that day
Tea☕: Same, I suddenly have plans
pepeswife: woops I’ve to water my bread, or smth of that nature
pepeswife: sorry, can’t make it
Music Man: LMAO
jinandjuice: Omg
jungcock: what? Wtf
Jiminy Cricket: C’mon guys…
pepeswife: I’m not going if junglebook is going
jungcock: wtf why? What the hell did I do??
                                                                  gramps: you’re competitive as shit
pepeswife: yeah, and you always win
Tea☕: it’s not gonna be fun for the rest of us
jungcock: I can’t help it that I’m good at everything ‎😏
Hobo: I hate you
jungcock: fuck you too, neigh neigh
jinandjuice: stop fighting lol
Jiminy Cricket: Yeah! It’ll be fun, I promise! We can all team up against Jungkook!
jungcock: HEY
Tea☕: Now that is an idea I can get behind
jungcock: fuck you all
jungcock: I’m still gonna win
Music Man: What do we get if we win?
                                                                   gramps: yeah what are the riches for                                                                                   the winners
Jiminy Cricket: Uh
Jiminy Cricket: Nothing?
pepeswife: now you see
pepeswife: that isn’t very enticing
Hobo: Yeah, you can do better than that
Music Man: Try again lol
Jiminy Cricket: Omg
Jiminy Cricket: Ok, we can all pitch in for pizza afterwards
jinandjuice: It’s not much of a prize if everyone has to pay for it
                                                                   gramps: yeah, this isn’t convincing                                                                                       me
Jiminy Cricket: OMG I DON’T KNOW
Jiminy Cricket: I HAVEN’T ANY OTHER IDEAS
Tea☕: Let’s calm down now
jinandjuice: I have a coupon for a free burger at Burger King
jinandjuice: Winner gets that
                                                                   gramps: sounds good enough
                                                                   gramps: I like free food
jungcock: same
pepeswife: same
Music Man: cool with me
Hobo: same here
Tea☕: I’m ok with that
Jiminy Cricket: You people have very low standards
Hobo: Burger King is delicious
Music Man: Yeah, that isn’t low standards
pepeswife: yeah, Burger King is my jam
pepeswife: isn’t that right yoongi
                                                                   gramps: you make me buy you some                                                                                    like every day
                                                                   gramps: I’m broke because of you
pepeswife: excuse me
pepeswife: it isn’t every day
pepeswife: it’s like, every two days
jinandjuice: LOL
pepeswife: and forgive me for having expensive tastes
pepeswife: a girl likes to have the finer things in life
Jiminy Cricket: I wouldn’t class Burger King as one of the finer things in life
pepeswife: are you judging me and my poor life
Jiminy Cricket: Omg no!
Hobo: Smh you were Jimin
Hobo: Shame on you
Tea☕: Low blow, chimchim
Jiminy Cricket: OMG STOP
Jiminy Cricket: Are we going bowling next weekend or not??
pepeswife: I’m up for beating Jungkook
Hobo: Same!
Music Man: Me too
                                                                   gramps: me too
jinandjuice: Let’s crush him
Tea☕: No mercy
jungcock: you’re all assholes
jinandjuice: Children shouldn’t swear
jinandjuice: I raised you better than this
jungcock: go fuck yourself
Music Man: Yoongi, stop teaching the baby how to curse
                                                                   gramps: my bad
jungcock: I’m going to throw a bowling ball at each of your faces
Tea☕: Violent
pepeswife: the child has severe anger issues
jungcock: I’m going to bed
jungcock: bye
jungcock: I’ll be there next week to win
Hobo: And so the child rests
Jiminy Cricket: Ok! So it’s sorted!
Jiminy Cricket: I can’t wait!
Jiminy Cricket: I’m going to bed too, I’ll text you tomorrow!
Jiminy Cricket: Night!
Hobo: I’m gonna go to sleep too
Hobo: Early start tomorrow
Hobo: Night everyone :D
Music Man: I think we should all sleep, it’s late
Music Man: Night
pepeswife: night night <3
jinandjuice: Rest well everyone!
                                                                   gramps: night
Tea☕: Sleep is for the weak
                                                                   gramps: if you wake me up at 3am                                                                                       texting the groupchat
                                                                   gramps: because you’re freaking out                                                                                     about aliens again
                                                                   gramps: I will end your life
Tea☕: Gotta blast
Tea☕: Night! ^^;
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                                                   24th May 2017
memekween: well this date isn’t going well
memekween: sigh
memekween: he started talking about how much of
memekween: ‘a babe’
memekween: his ex was
                                                                   suga daddy: wait
                                                                   suga daddy: you’re on another date?
memekween: yeah
memekween: I thought I told you this?
memekween: oh wait maybe that was jin
                                                                   suga daddy: oh
                                                                   suga daddy: well thanks for telling                                                                                              me
memekween: lol I’m sorry yoongi
                                                                   suga daddy: sure
memekween: ??
memekween: uh ok
memekween: what’s the mood about?
                                                                   suga daddy: I’m not in a mood
                                                                   suga daddy: also isn’t this like the                                                                                                100th date this week
memekween: uh wtf? I’ve only been on 2 dates
memekween: sorry if I want to find the love of my life
memekween: wtf is wrong with you tonight?
                                                                   suga daddy: there’s nothing wrong                                                                                              with me
                                                                   suga daddy: you just go on a lot of                                                                                              dates
                                                                   suga daddy: you should stop wasting                                                                                          your time
                                                                   suga daddy: especially on guys like                                                                                            that
                                                                   suga daddy: you can do better
memekween: oh, and I suppose you know what’s better
memekween: do you?
memekween: give me a break
memekween: at least I try
memekween: when’s the last time you’ve been on a date?
                                                                   suga daddy: I haven’t been                                                                                                          interested in anyone                                                                                                lately
memekween: you haven’t been interested in anyone
memekween: ever
memekween: I don’t understand why you’re judging me
                                                                   suga daddy: whatever
                                                                   suga daddy: you’re so blind
                                                                   suga daddy: have fun on your ‘date’
memekween: wtf do you mean I’m blind?
memekween: yoongi?
memekween: hello???
memekween: wow
memekween: ok then
memekween: when you get your head out of your ass
memekween: you can talk to me again
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                    ��                             ‘we dem boiiiizz’
                                                    28th May 2017
Hobo: I can’t believe Jungkook actually won
Hobo: Again
Hobo: I trained for years
Hobo: Honing my bowling skills
Hobo: Learning and meditating with the masters of the bowl
Hobo: Only to be bested
Hobo: By a mere child
jungcock: I told you it was going to happen
jungcock: no one can beat me
jungcock: I’ll enjoy my whopper while washing it down with a nice cold glass
jungcock: of your tears
Tea☕: you’re like 5 how did you beat us
jungcock: because I have the strength of the gods
jinandjuice: And because he eats the vegetables I give him
jungcock: and because I eat the vegetables Jin gives me
pepeswife: do you lace those vegetables with steroids or something
jinandjuice: Just how mother made it
Tea☕: omfg...
Jiminy Cricket: Tonight was fun, though!
Jiminy Cricket: Did everyone enjoy themselves?
Hobo: Yeah, I had a great time!
jinandjuice: We haven’t hung out like that in a long time
jinandjuice: I’m glad we did
jungcock: yeah, it was really fun
Music Man: Y/N certainly enjoyed herself
pepeswife: excuse me, Namjoon?
pepeswife: I have no idea what you’re talking about
pepeswife: suddenly I can’t read
Music Man: Hmm, ok
Music Man: But you can flirt back with the worker at the bowling alley perfectly
Tea☕: Oh yeah!
Tea☕: You got quite cosy with them, didn’t you?
Tea☕: ;)))))
Music Man: Yeah, lol
Music Man: She barely focused on the game
pepeswife: listen
pepeswife: they were nice, I’ll admit
pepeswife: but I don’t know if it will go anywhere
Hobo: You never know!
Hobo: You got their number, didn’t you?
pepeswife: yeah…
Hobo: So go for it!
Tea☕: Yeah, they seem nice!
pepeswife: idk…
jungcock: if they ever give you hassle
jungcock: they’ll have to go through me
jinandjuice: no one will ever hurt my favourite child
Jiminy Cricket: Favourite child?!
jungcock: I thought I was your favourite
jinandjuice: I love you all equally
jinandjuice: but Y/N doesn’t give me pity laughs when I make jokes
Music Man: Are you sure about that?
pepeswife: i d nOT GIVE PITY LAUGHS
pepeswife: JIN IS HILARIOUS
jinandjuice: thank you Y/N :’)
Tea☕: ANYWAY
Tea☕: It wouldn’t be us doing the beating up
Tea☕: It would be Yoongi, tbh
Music Man: True, actually
Music Man: Speaking of
Music Man: He’s been quiet in the chat, and all night actually
Hobo: Yeah! Yoongi, man, where are you?
                                                                   gramps: I’m here
Tea☕: You’re quiet tonight
                                                                   gramps: don’t have much to say
jinandjuice: What’s wrong?
                                                                   gramps: nothing
                                                                   gramps: I’m just tired
jungcock: when aren’t you lol
Music Man: What did you think of the person Y/N was talking to
Music Man: Think you could take em in a fight if you had to?
                                                                   gramps: I don’t care
                                                                   gramps: she can do whatever the hell                                                                                   she wants
                                                                   gramps: I’m not watching over her                                                                                         like shes some kid
                                                                   gramps: it’s her problem if something                                                                                   happens
Hobo: …damn
Tea☕: Uh that was kinda cold Yoongi
Music Man: We were only joking
jinandjuice: Did something happen, guys?
jungcock: you’ve been acting weird all night
jungcock: moodier than usual
Jiminy Cricket: Guys…
                                                                   gramps: nothing happened
                                                                   gramps: I’m going to bed
                                                                   gramps: night
Hobo: Yoongi?
jinandjuice: Y/N did something happen??
pepeswife: uh idk
pepeswife: I’m tired too tho
pepeswife: so I’m gonna sleep now
pepeswife: night
Tea☕: Y/N? Wth?
jungcock: Y/N?
Jiminy Cricket: Just drop it guys.
Jiminy Cricket: Maybe they just need space.
Music Man: But what happened?
Jiminy Cricket: I don’t know, but we should all sleep
Jiminy Cricket: All of us asking won’t help.
Tea☕: I guess you’re right.
Tea☕: I’m gonna sleep, so. Night everyone
jungcock: yeah, me too. hopefully everything is fine in the morning
jungcock: see ya
jinandjuice: I hope they’re ok…
Music Man: I’m sure they’ll tell us. We should sleep. Night guys
Hobo: Night, I’m leaving too
jinandjuice: Alright…night.
jinandjuice: I hope everything works out.
Jiminy Cricket: I’m sure it will. You know them
Jiminy Cricket: they never fight for long
jinandjuice: I hope you’re right. Night Jimin.
Jiminy Cricket: Night, hyung.
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                                                   28th May 2017
ChimChim: What happened?
                                                                   Yoongs: nothing
                                                                   Yoongs: like I said
ChimChim: I’m not stupid, Yoongi.
ChimChim: I knew there was something up
ChimChim: The two of you had been acting weird all night
ChimChim: You’d barely look at each other let alone talk
ChimChim: And when she started talking to that worker
ChimChim: You got even worse, and spent the night glaring at the poor dude
ChimChim: So I want you to stop avoiding the question, Yoongi.
                                                                   Yoongs: Nothing
                                                                   Yoongs: Happened
                                                                   Yoongs: I was just in a mood
                                                                   Yoongs: end of story
                                                                   Yoongs: now leave me the fuck alone
ChimChim: Yoongi, it’s me
ChimChim: You know you can trust me
ChimChim: You don’t have to keep everything bottled up
ChimChim: What happened between you and Y/N?
ChimChim: Was it because you didn’t like the person she was talking to?
ChimChim: I know you’re protective of her
ChimChim: Do you think they wouldn’t be good enough for her?
                                                                   Yoongs: see
                                                                   Yoongs: that’s the fucking thing
                                                                   Yoongs: no one is ever good enough                                                                                   for her
                                                                   Yoongs: they never will be
                                                                   Yoongs: because she deserves the                                                                                       world
                                                                   Yoongs: and it fucking kills me to see                                                                                   her go on date after date
                                                                   Yoongs: or go through relationship                                                                                       after relationship
                                                                   Yoongs: knowing I’ll never be fucking                                                                                   one of them
ChimChim: I’m…
ChimChim: Yoongi…I didn’t realise you felt this way..
ChimChim: Do you...like her?
                                                                   Yoongs: Of course I do
                                                                   Yoongs: actually no
                                                                   Yoongs: I don’t just ‘like her’
                                                                   Yoongs: I love her
                                                                   Yoongs: I fucking have since we were                                                                                         teenagers and
                                                                   Yoongs: fuck
                                                                   Yoongs: I hate everything so much
                                                                   Yoongs: and idk if I can be her friend                                                                                           anymore
                                                                   Yoongs: because I honestly feel like                                                                                       my heart is shattering into a                                                                                           million fucking pieces
                                                                   Yoongs: every time she goes on                                                                                           dates
                                                                   Yoongs: and not even just by that
                                                                   Yoongs: every time she smiles, or                                                                                            laughs, I know I can never                                                                                          say that she’s mine
                                                                   Yoongs: and I try to be a good friend                                                                                             for her
                                                                   Yoongs: but every time I’m near her                                                                                         my heart beats like crazy
                                                                   Yoongs: and I feel like a stupid kid
                                                                   Yoongs: and I love every single bit                                                                                             about her
                                                                   Yoongs: and I mean every single bit
                                                                   Yoongs: with all my heart
                                                                   Yoongs: but I know she’ll never be                                                                                              mine
                                                                   Yoongs: and I honestly don’t know if I                                                                                       can go through it anymore
                                                                   Yoongs: and I don’t care if I’m being                                                                                           selfish
                                                                   Yoongs: I can’t live a life without her                                                                                        but I don’t want to live a life                                                                                          where I’m not hers
                                                                   Yoongs: where she won’t love me                                                                                               back
                                                                  (Read 12:03)
                                                                   Yoongs: jimin
                                                                   Yoongs: jimin where the fuck did you                                                                                           go
                                                                   Yoongs: are you serious right now?
                                                                   Yoongs: fucking hell
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ChimChim: I don’t think that’s your choice to make
                                                                  Yoongs: what choice?
ChimChim: Her loving you.
ChimChim: You don’t know what her answer would be.
                                                                  Yoongs: yes I do
                                                                  Yoongs: she’d never be with me
                                                                  Yoongs: we’re ‘just friends’ in her eyes
                                                                  Yoongs: and it’s too late to be                                                                                                      anything else
ChimChim: Y/N lives near you, doesn’t she?
                                                                  Yoongs: what?
ChimChim: Y/N. She’s close by your apartment, isn’t she?
                                                                  Yoongs: yeah, around 10 mins away
                                                                  Yoongs: wtf
                                                                  Yoongs: why?
                                                                  Yoongs: you hardly want me to go                                                                                            over there and profess my                                                                                          love, do you?
                                                                  Yoongs: cuz it’s not going to happen
ChimChim: No, you don’t have to do that.
ChimChim: You just have to be ready to answer the door in a few minutes.
                                                                  Yoongs: wait what?
                                                                  Yoongs: what the fuck?
                                                                  Yoongs: Jimin wtf do you mean by                                                                                            that?
ChimChim: Goodnight, Yoongi.
ChimChim: And good luck.
                                                                 Yoongs: jimin?
                                                                 Yoongs: JIMIN??
Before Yoongi could barrage Jimin with more questions about his cryptic messages, a faint knocking sound could be heard from where Yoongi lay fuming on his bed.
His eyes widened, and he shot up straight in bed, staying silent. Maybe if he didn’t answer, they’d go away? Just when he thought he was in the clear, the knocking came again, this time stronger, and Yoongi gulped, standing up to drag his feet to the front door, opening it reluctantly.
He was greeted to the sight of you bent over and panting heavily, as if you had just sprinted here (you had), clutching your phone in your hand. You tilted your head up at the sound of his door creaking open, and you stared at him with wide eyes, as he did the same to you.
Regaining your breath, you straightened up and shuffled awkwardly on your feet.
“Can I…come in? I need to talk to you,” you whispered, and Yoongi’s heart dropped to his stomach. Was this where you were going to get rid of him from your life for good? He knows you haven’t been talking since your argument, and he knows he said he couldn’t be your friend anymore, but now when the situation was right in front of him, he was terrified. He couldn’t lose you.
He wordlessly stepped aside, keeping his gaze on his feet and allowed you step into his apartment. You headed straight towards the couch where you sunk down into the cushions and sighed; a long weary sigh being dragged out from the confines of your chest.
Yoongi sat down hesitantly next to you, and then all was silent as you both struggled to think of something to say.
After what he figured was at least 5 minutes of dead quiet in the dark living room, you broke the silence. He heard you take a deep breath, and you shifted to face him on the couch, but he refused to gaze back at you.
“Yoongi,” you called, but he still did not raise his gaze, instead focusing his attention on his dirty, beat up sneakers with a scowl plastered on his face.
“Yoongi,” you tried again, but this time, you placed your hand under his chin and forced his gaze on you. And when he looked into your eyes; so wide and so warm and so beautiful, Yoongi broke.
“I love you, and I don’t know how the handle that,” he whispered, and flushed pink at his admission. “I know you don’t like me back, and that’s ok, but it isn’t because I love you so much and it hurts so much when you’re with someone else because I would kill for it to be me but it never will be and, fuck, I get so mad but I’m more sad and you drive me crazy-“
You effectively cut off his ramblings, by sealing your lips over Yoongi’s, and he became rigid under your touch. What? Was this actually happening? Are you sure? Are you really kissing him?
But then he felt the warmth of your hand move to cup his face, and he realised: yes, this was actually happening. Yes, you’re kissing him. And yes, this is the best thing he’s ever felt in his whole entire life.
He reciprocated the kiss as soon as he regained his sense, and pressed his lips to yours in a hard, bruising kiss, but one that was sweet and lovely and amazing and he wanted more. He saw stars as you slanted your lips over his, moving softly against his chapped ones, and Yoongi brought shaking hands to rest on your waist, clutching you tight.
But the need to breathe soon became a problem, and you broke apart, panting and never tearing your gaze off one another.
“You are such an idiot,” you laughed, and he tilted his head in confusion. “I’ve been in love with you since the first day I met you, Min Yoongi. I always have been, and I always will be.”
His heart sped up as he heard those words, and his jaw nearly dropped, but then he remembered: “What about all the dates, and relationships? Why didn’t you say anything?”
You ducked your head, giving an awkward laugh, “ah, those. Those were to help me get over you, since I thought you didn’t like me back. They never worked, though.”
He raised a brow.
“Now who’s the idiot,” he asked, and yelped when you slapped his chest. “I’ve been in love with you since you bumped into me in school and I had to help you pick up your books.”
“We’re BOTH idiots,” you said. And as you stared at each other, you both burst into full blown laughter at your ridiculousness, smiling wide and tugging each other closer. When the laughter died down, you held Yoongi’s face in your hands, and he nearly melted.
“I love you, Min Yoongi,” you whispered, and he gave the goofiest grin; a grin brimming with adoration.
“And I love you, Y/N,” he replied, and leaned in to steal another kiss.
“So, did Jimin tell you?”
“He actually took a screenshot of your conversation and sent it to me.”
“God damn it, Jimin.”
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