One thing I admire about the Zukka fandom is that they are largely aware that it is fanon. Like they're not making essays upon essays and meta analysis on why their scenes "prove" it's gonna be canon.
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cain is like soooo funny bc how was he supposed to know that hitting your brother with a big ass rock kills him? everyone with a brother has had that urge but at least we have the privilege of knowing that he might die if we do that. nobody fucking told that poor guy what "dying" or "a severely fractured skull" even were. bruh just didnt know in my mind
THEY HUNTED
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frankly i think we should encourage writers to put more vomiting in their stories. sometimes when something happens the only reasonable response is to be sick about it. NORMALIZE PUKING 💪🤢
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hey um i think something weird's happening to the sun? no i don't mean the eclipse, i mean it seems to be uh. pluralizing?
sometimes i like to draw things based solely on the "hey wouldn't it be fucked up if this happened?" principle. this is one of those times.
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PSA FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD REDHEAD THIS SUMMER
hello there! do YOU have SKIN???
do YOU leave your HOME and expose that lovely skin to the SUN???
do I have the product for YOU:
this!!!! shit!!!!! D E L I G H T F U L
As a Lifelong Bonafide Redhead(TM) I have put maybe every single kind of sunblock on my body. I hate the texture, I hate that even on my pasty white skin it still streaks, I hate the mess, but you know what I hate more than literally all that?
SUN BURN.
Elizavecca Milky Piggy Sunblock?? NO TEXTURE. N O N E.
Elizavecca Milky Piggy Sunblock?? NO STREAKS!!!
Elizavecca Milky Piggy Sunblock?? NO. MESS.
DOES IT WORK THO??
1000000000000000000/10
Listen. When this arrives you're going to be like. "It's so small!!" Listen. Listen. I have been using the same stick for two (Alaskan) summers now and it is still going strong. Also this means it fits anywhere and will not spill.
The singular downside? You are going to feel like you're putting deodorant on your face solely due to the shape of the packaging. It is!!!! worth it!!!!
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Redacted David / Angel Headcanons
[In no particular order]
✩ David gave Angel free rein to decorate their entire house except for the kitchen and the garden
✩ Angel tried befriending a venomous spider once and cried when David killed it
✩ David loves beard scratches and enjoys Angel touching his face in general
✩ Angel has an absurd amount of charms and trinkets on their keychain
✩ David intentionally sets his most recently worn hoodies on the edge of the laundry hamper so Angel doesn't have to dig through it
✩ Angel tried being big spoon exactly one (1) time and decided the backpack life was not for them
✩ David's hands are almost always just cold enough to be startling
✩ One of David's most prized memories is taking Angel to "meet" his parents
✩ Angel's style is maximalism that almost verges on hoarding while David prefers dark minimalism - over the course of their relationship he slowly accepted their chaos as part of their home's atmosphere and came to find comfort in it
✩ David still has his dad's leather jacket and, on his worst days, will spray his dad's old cologne on it and curl up with it as close to him as possible
✩ Angel, Asher, and Darlin have an arm wrestling competition nearly every time they're in the same room, they have yet to convince David to join despite their best efforts
✩ Most people tell David he looks like his dad, so he gets unbelievably happy when one of the older pack members tells him he looks like his mom
✩ Despite being a human space-heater, Angel is still a blanket hog
✩ David always stops at kids' lemonade stands and tips them with whatever pocket change he has
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