#I hate fujoshis

[extravagrant]

People who like a certain MLM ship (canon or not doesn't matter) and then proceed to make one of them the "manlier" one (typically the poc one because...somehow they're racist too) and the other one "feminine", and then go out of their way to LITERALLY HATE ANY FEMALE CHARACTER WHO IS TYPICALLY SHIPPED WITH EITHER OF THOSE MEN JUST BECAUSE THEY "get in the way of my otp!!!" need to fucking slit their throats, pour gasoline inside said cut, then glue their fucking head back together and swallow some lit fireworks. How tf can you fetishize gay ppl, be heteronormative, racist AND misogynistic at SAME TIME????

#fujoshi #Fujoshis dni #I hate fujoshis #Gay fetishization #fetishizing #mlm #misoginy #Racism #fandom discourse

[somerandomvocaloidfan]

I just unlocked an old distant memory of me reading this when I was like 9 or something.... I didn't like it, even though I was a fujoshi.

[macabre-crab]

you hate shuro because he was mean to laois. i hate shuro because he gets in the way of my yuri ship. we are not the same.

#THIS IS A JOKE. I DONT ACTUALLY HATE SHURO. #but it is funny any time he mentions his feelings for falin my brain is like BACK OFF !!! #and it hit me the other week i was like omg is this how fujoshis felt in the 2000s-2010s 😭 #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #farcille #dungeon meshi spoilers #i guess bc i referenced the fight #into the microphone

[sinnbaddie]

I’m starting to hate STSG so much solely for the fact that I cannot consume any content of my faves without them always being brought up or inserted into the conversation in some type of way

I just wanna hyperfixate on Hikara and Itafushi yet the most toxic and unhealthy ship is brought up more in their tags than them themselves

#jujutsu kaisen #anti satosugu #hikara #hakari x kirara #Itafushi #megumi x yuuji #I initially hated the ship but the anime made me appreciate the dynamic between the two more #however the fandom is absolutely ridiculous and I’m the most frustrated I’ve been at this ship ever #for the love of everything #please just stop tagging the other ships especially when it has NOTHING to do w them #we get it you guys love some shitty toxic cliche twink ship but please leave everyone else alone #what makes it worse is that the majority of the fandom is Fujoshi’s #leave it to them to completely ruin any bl y’all are gross #tbf tho #it’s not as good or romantic as y’all make it seem y’all love it for the tragedy and overdo it exponentially #Gojo was just obsessed w the one person who thought understood him and Geto decided to leave his lame ass I don’t blame him ngl #good for Geto I say I’d leave his dumbass too #Geto is more interesting and makes the dynamic but y’all ain’t heard it from me 😗

[horrorlesbion]

was anyone gonna tell me the climax of argylle reenacts the final stucky fight scene from the winter soldier between the main romantic couple who kiss at the end and then it cuts to their fictionalised self inserts who are comically brawny men or was i just supposed to find that out myself drunkenly watching a camrip with bootleg subtitles that keep spelling spy as spine

#anyone who hates this movie would not have survived the jughead paradox #10/10 movie for sure i had a blast #somehow a movie tailor made for 2024 stucky fujoshis... fascinating #argylle #the winter soldier #tws #stucky #captains log #also the cat is BEAUTIFUL and credited by name

[punbeam]

"Maybe people were right when they said I shouldn't call the dragging out of Nandermo queerbaiting, after all it's clear that they're endgame and are going to get togeth-"

#wwdits #nandermo #wwdits spoilers #I'm more disappointed that my cynicism was right unless this is a red herring but that's what all fandoms say #I'm not being fujoshi about this it's annoying to me from a story investment standpoint #also ngl I'm hating the vibes from the 'who wants to see THAT' comment for like numerous reasons #like it either feels vaguely heteronormative or like. fatphobic though idk if I'm reaching there #idk the absurdity of 'that would be problematic' in the context of this show still makes it feel like this is yanking the audience's chain #but regardless I think whether or not you love the show #even with there being queer characters Nandermo as of rn w/ these comments is bait

[sasukeless]

Are you a fujoshi for real or its just a joke

#i hate fake fujoshis #tsk

[cwbuggo]

CAN I HAVE THE KHAN X TEACHER IMAGE I’VE BEEN REELING EVER SINCE I SAW THAT PLE

ok so fun fact it’s not from a full image, i drew it for the sole purpose of the bit. but here’s a bigger version without text. big version (with text) and inspiration are beneath the cut.

and yes, i did use the grammatically correct form of “mitochondria.” i may not be above drawing crackship old man yaoi for a singular joke, but you will not catch me supporting the mistaken pluralization of mitochondrion. smh

#art by buggo #my art #// i hate that i’m tagging this as art btw #murder drones #murder drones fanart #asks #buggo answers #// also on a sort of related note: god forbid women do anything tbh i got folks calling me a fujoshi on tumblr again. #// i am a LESBIAN bruh just have the humor of a 14 YEAR OLD BOY #// sorry y’all i know i get carried away defending myself in tags. it will happen again #shitpost

[blueiight]

short of their actors' complexions + what ppl internalized abt darkskins idrg why ppl think levi and jonah r both poor people... even tho grace sent jonah louis's way, jonah enlisted[was not drafted!] and florence gladly takes levi in as his son-in law [mama not taking no broke country boy in her family ns]. like they run in the same circles. its symbolic that paul, the 'mad' brother is the only one who is upset about levi being a baptist. while grace louis and florence all dont care. its emblematic of the.. the.. yk what. cant believe we gotta say this but classed black ppl exist

#SEE. I CANT EVEN BE A DIRTY FUJOSHI BC YALL R MINDNUMBING.. #LIKE I JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT HOLE NOT RACE 101FOREVERRR #but im my dad's son i hate foolishness. thats why i hate myself #lestat voice i like myself but i dont love myself #yn.

[siflshonen]

I’ve watched BSD and gotten back into Death Note and now the ‘puter won’t stop trying to shove blatant BL and bishonen stuff in my face HELP

#stooooop #you don’t know me #I don’t want media for the fujo gaze #I want media where I can laugh at the characters for being too stupid to figure it out #I want media that was not intended for fujoshi that managed to stumble ass backwards into that territory #I want bl made by men who hate women and swear up and down they aren’t gay

[astrolionking]

If I see ONE MORE young Wolfstar and none of them as their middle aged selves I am going to lose it

Why does EVERYONE draw them as their younger versions!? We meet them when they’re older!!

#DO YOU GUYS HATE OLDER MEN OR WHAT #it’s giving ‘fujoshi fantasy’ where the men have to be young and sexy for some girlies fantasy #LIKE WHY IS EVERYTHING THEM IN THEIR MAURADERS ERA #WE GET IT YOU SEXUALIZE GAY MEN GET OUTTA HERE #it feels GROSS #signed a gay man #and I know there’s most likely gays guys who do this stuff but I’m focusing on how gay men have been sexualized by many women and so #they gotta be young and sexy to be appealing to the girls #nasty shit #just give me my fucking old man gay romance #wolfstar #Harry Potter

[boimgfrog]

my little cousin makes a lot of gay jokes and always compliments my gay stickers but idk if she's doing that bcos she's gay or bcos she's a fujoshi. the heartstopper book I let her buy in secret is not illuminating the situation.

#jay says a thing #'james just ask her' this kid hates me #you dont understand shell bully me so hard if i ask even one question abt her personal life #i could ask my sister bcos theyre super close but i dont wanna out the kid if shes not ready #and like. shes gotta know im gay #like i swear she must #OH GOD UNLESS SHE THINKS IM ALSO JUST A FUJOSHI

[chipjrwibignaturals]

literally so fucked up i can’t realistically just do socio-communication research my entire life. why must i have a “career” to “make money” and “care for myself”. i want to study fujoshis.

#i wanna study HOW language shapes our perceptions and WHAT rules do we put in place #and WHY people tend to what they do!!!!!!!!! i wanna study the concept of fandom and personal experiences and queer theory and EVERYTHING #like. i said fujoshis above bc like. the idea is ‘perverted women’— WHY? what tends to draw them to MLM content? #what tropes do we see echoed in the works and how does that reflect on personal and societal expectations/desires #idk this is just word vomit but like !!!! #my FAVORITE courses in college were learning communication theory and while part of me wishes i went for a pure comm theory degree #beyond academia there just…. isn’t really a maintainable Future in that (and academia is very competitive and expensive) #in an ideal world i would do some kind of sociology communication psychology mix Thing bc i LOVE LEARNING ABT IT AND EXPOLRING IT!!!!!! #I WANNA KNOW EVERY IN AND OUT ABT HOW PPL WORK!!!! I WANNA KNOW THE OUTLINES AND THEORUMS AND SHIT MADE BEFORE ME AND I WANNA ADAPT THEM #but instead it’s like. booo we hate your degree 🍅🍅🍅🍅 go work AT&T sales floor 🍅🍅🍅

[dumping-ideas]

Taking a break from brainstorming and writing my WxS + ensemble fic by thinking rezero thoughts and how much I love SubaEmi & SubaRem both in and outside of romantic context because their relationship is so much more than that.

I remember back when the first season aired there's an 'I love Emilia' meme going around before I even knew rezero (I watched it in 2017 iirc). And when I finally watched it, I didn't really get why people at that time is mad at Subaru for not saying 'I love Rem' lol.

First of all, Rem is the one who rejected Subaru's proposal first. She knows that Subaru doesn't love her that way, and that something scared him so much that he chose to run away other than fight. She confessed not to get Subaru saying 'I love you' to her (although she kinda wished he would), but it's more about showing Subaru that there's someone that would love him and always be by her side no matter what--her.

And Subaru answered Rem's genuine love confession with the genuine truth--that he still loves Emilia. Because he knew that saying anything else but the truth will dishonor Rem's feelings. Rem falls in love with the Subaru who tries so hard for everyone and everything, including for Emilia's love. Actually, I like this scene because it shows how loyal Subaru is?? Even in his weakest moment, even when there's a girl that's so passionate about her love to him, his feelings for Emilia is still going strong. And I hate that a lot of viewers don't appreciate that dedication. Like damn, where can I find a guy as loyal as Subaru??

And not all anime-only knows this, but Subaru actually, truly, loves with Emilia because of the lap pillow in Arc 2. Sure, he fell in love at first sight when she saved him in the beginning of Arc 1 (also because she's physically his type), but it's only a bud--a crush. There's even a whole paragraph that's basically about Subaru realizing 'oh, I love her' at the end of the pillow scene in the light novel (ps. the ln is great btw). Just think about it, at that time, Subaru was terrified of being hated and betrayed again by everyone, everything he did ended in mistakes and he couldn't even tell anyone about his trauma---and then there's Emilia, who doesn't know or even able to understand, and yet she lent him her lap and a willing pair of ears to listen to his cries---showing Subaru that he's not alone in that world. For Subaru, he knew Emilia for more or less two weeks, but for Emilia, she only knew Subaru for more or less a day. Like, who wouldn't fall for her gentleness??

(And Rem did kill Subaru in cold blood and tortured him so I think it's weirder that Subaru forgave Rem, but that's Subaru for you ig. His super low self-esteem makes him has the mentality of 'as long as I know you have a shred of kindness in you, I can forgive you, even if you betray my trust, torture me, and kill me without remorse lol'

Btw, iirc in arc 7 he had a monologue where he said he still got shivers every time he heard the sound of chains--his trauma from Rem's torture will probably never go away).

So yeah, anime-onlies argument about 'Subaru's love to Emilia doesn't make sense' becomes moot if they actually have the context from the ln. But I didn't even have the context from the ln when I watched Ep. 18 the first time and I still understood why Subaru said 'I love Emilia' just fine, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Funny thing is that there's a scene in ln where Subaru admitted to both Rem (in Arc 3 before the White Whale battle) and Emilia (in Arc 4 on the carriage to Sanctuary) where he said that he also loves Rem. Again, understandable, because who wouldn't fall for Rem after her heartfelt confession?? And I appreciate how Subaru think that he's such a scum for liking two girls at the same time and thought that Emilia and Rem should know of his two-timing feelings. Rem is... well, she's kinda obsessed so she said that she's okay being the 2nd wife (but by the way Arc 7 goes I think she wouldn't be in the future), and the kind and gentle Emilia basically saying 'yeah, you suck' but she also said that she understood that Subaru and Rem had a history that she didn't know of so she couldn't fully judge Subaru for that.

Of course, then in Arc 6 Emilia said that she knew Subaru would be occupied with Rem when she woke up, so Emilia needed to work harder to make Subaru look her way... And then in Arc 7 Rem lost all her memories (which I think will tie in to Rem's own character development so she could live for herself, not for Ram or Subaru).

And also, why didn't anyone mention how strict Rem is to Subaru? In Arc 3 she basically said 'don't you dare run away from your trouble because I'm here', and in Arc 6 she's basically pissed at Subaru for giving up and not being able to stand up lol. Heck, in Arc 4 Subaru said to the witches that Rem is the strictest person ever to him because she wouldn't let him give up... and somehow it turned into a hero complex which is also addressed in Arc 7... although I think Arc 7 just made his hero complex worse... On the other hand, Emilia is gentle towards Subaru. In the Arc 4 light novel, when she realized how distressed Subaru was she put Subaru's ears against her chest so Subaru could hear her steady heartbeat to calm him down. In Arc 6, Emilia's (almost-)confession to Subaru was so soft even though all the chaos, and then when they fell she embraced him in such a way so she would fall to the ground first??? Even though there's no way they would survive that fall??? I'm so sorry, I'm so soft for that scene. Not to say that Rem wasn't gentle, but where Emilia would say 'it's okay for Subaru to rest', Rem wouldn't let him.

And and his narration in Arc 4 of his feelings for Rem and Emilia when he talked to his dad---Emilia is his light, and Rem is his sky--and how he couldn't live without both... that passage is so *chef's kiss*

And I haven't say anything about how their love for each other (and other people, in Subaru's case) is also a catalyst for them to love themselves...

Rezero is about love, and there are many forms of love. Romantic, platonic, familial, self-love, etc. ... The writer isn't wrong by calling it a heartwarming story.

#re zero #natsuki subaru #emilia #rem #basically a rant #actually subaru's dynamic with the everyone is so amazing even with the male characters #otto for being the only person who never thinks of subaru as a hero #but only as his stupid stubborn and kind friend?? #or julius who admires subaru's straightforwardness in life #who's proud of being subaru's friend #and how he's only able to stand proudly as a knight even though everyone forgets him because subaru remembers him?? #their exchange in arc 6 about subaru saying i remember your strength #and then julius responds in kind to the amnesiac subaru by entrusting anastasia to subaru??? #or even the comedic gag in rezelos where it implies that reinhard will do anything subaru asks of him #and even in arc 5 where subaru told reinhard to stop saying things that'll make fujoshi happy to him lol #and also the gag that child!subaru is the son of the emperor of vollachia and crossdressing subaru #while vincent and subaru has a mutual trust-hate relationship going on #subaru is a great mc i love him #love nagatsuki-sensei acknowledging the fujo in rezero fandom lol #also he once said that subaru is the delicate one in subarem subaemi dynamic #that he's the one who's supposed to be bridal carried in both relationship lol #based nagatsuki-sensei

[violentdevotion]

is this about u calling me a struggler

#ameeras.got.mail #another mutual said im a fujoshi for straight people 😭 you all hate me and want me dead #slicedblackolives #what if i killed myself bc my tumblr mutuals were mean to me on a poll

[simcardiac-arrested]

as a russian who doesn't talk to russian people online what the shit is happening there hello

look man i myself have put in the effort to Not talk to online russians for like (checks hand) 7 or so years (of course i’ve met some really great ones but this isn’t about them and they probably know it) but i’m sure the community didn’t change much. actually from the glimpses i see it seems to have gotten worse. don’t even get me startedddddd man

#Like okay first we have the misogynist dudebros. not a category exclusive to online russians but #there are so many it’s fucking crazy. homophobic to hell and back and Will hate on you for no reason #alpha male type mfs who hate women but will still harass them because of course they will #the second category of course is weird unironic fujoshis who are also usually proshippers #and they are either 12 (forgivable) or 25 and the thing is you can NEVER tell. But it’s kind of fucked how #acceptable it is to just straight up fetishize gay men (hell probably not only them) in online russian communities #and listen to me. the secret third category is that there is no third category. Both of these categories are racist #deer was right i have never seen a community more racist or xenophobic than fucking online russians #you draw a character one shade darker than their usual skintone and suddenly you got annoying as fuck russians in your comments going #BRO BURNT IN THE SUNNN 🤣🤣🤣 ENGLISH FANDOM LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE !!! <- in recent times they have taken to blaming the english fandom for #‘wokefying’ their sacred online russian spaces. Of course we can only be woke enough to fetishize gay men. god forbid black people exist #now the actual third category is the online russian tеrf/radfеm community. it seems recent to me but also as i said i have not really #interacted with russian comminity as a whole for a long while. But yea anyways they’re crazy i dont think i have to explain this one #but they’re somehow more evil and miserable than the ones you’re used to #another recent one is the russian twitterians … i’ve only seen glimpses of them as well as i dont use twitter #but you will not believe the shit these mfs try to pull. They try to get you to stop swearing at all bc they find a way to make every #russian swear word offensive. AND they speak fucking … englussian. rusglish. Half of their sentences are just english words written in #russian letters. all the same buzzwords english speaking twitter users like to say! #if you’ve never seen a russian talk about feminization or gatekeeping or being woke or yadda yadda. Well i have #it’s bad. they’re just very very terminally online #and don’t worry the last two categories will also always be racist/xenophobic even if the last one tries to seem Progressive #don’t know if i missed anytning but those are just the Specific Types of annoying asf online russians that i have noticed and have been #observing from a safe distance like a scientist #my point is keep not talking to russian people #cramswering #edit: I FORGOT BUT DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW ONLINE RUSSIANS TREAT TRANS PEOPLE #YOU CANNOT IMAGINE THE WAY THEY REACT TO TRANS HEADCANONS IT’S LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD TO THEM. OR TRANS CHARACTERS #OR GOD FORBID ACTUAL REAL LIFE TRANS PEOPLE. it’s actually quite incredible how bigoted online russians are