Tumgik
#I dont have the patience to be a good person SORRY GUYS.
rivalkieran · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
(no major spoilers please!) sooooooo I started isat...
412 notes · View notes
the-s1lly-corner · 6 months
Note
hi! Hooe ur having a good day so far ;)
if its not a big thing to ask, could you do the TADC crew with a s/o who has a really big sweet tooth? Like they dont need to eat, but anytime something slightly sweet is presented they always eat it no matter what? Thank you!
TADC cast x a reader w/ a sweet tooth!
yipee third request of the day! just got 13 more then im all caught up!! thinking about it more i might reopen requests day after tomorrow, if i finish all the current requests today!
Tumblr media
CAINE:
congrats! there isnt a better source of sugar in the digital world than from the tooth man himself; bro literally pulled a cake out of thin air youre set for life if you want to eat treats! i like to think he would make a mental note of what sweets are your favorite and for what reason; taste, texture, smell, stuff like that
i personally hc that since caine is an ai he cant really taste, at least not in the same way we can, so bonus idea, imagine describing what things taste like to him, ,i think thats cute
POMNI:
when you told pomni that you had a sweet tooth, she assumed that you had a normal sweet tooth; as in you simply liked having a little treat here and there. imagine her shock when caine promises sweets as a reward for completing an IHA and you end up going full ham trying to secure the reward. maybe its because your sweet tooth is that intense, or maybe you havent had many chances to indulge since entering the digital world... whatever it may be, i think pomni would give you her candies and treats; she seems like a more bitter flavor enjoyer
RAGATHA:
writing her part first because i just got struck with an idea but imagine the two of you baking something together; bonus you keep trying to eat the stuff before its fully done (ex. you keep eating some of the frosting before it can be put on a cupcake or something). she playfully swats your hand when you try to snag more of whatever you're baking together. gives an apologetic look; would the treat not be better when its complete? come on reader, practice patience!
thats another idea for a real world au thing with ragatha, you two running a little baking business; i think that would be cute
JAX:
you guys fist fight over a bag of sour patch kids sorry i dont make the rules. i hc that jax has a huge sweet tooth, especially for sour candies. so uh, if you like sour candies youre going to have to make a stash... but considering jax has keys to some peoples rooms, you might wanna be smart about it... will share his candy with you if youre feeling extra bad one day, though
KINGER:
sweets, a loving partner, and a cozy pillow fort. does it get more comforting than that? okay maybe it can, if you pair a cup of hot coco with your cinnamon roll, but hey! side note, we see kinger sitting at the table at the end of the pilot... with food... so like.. how does he eat? does it just clip through his face? did he only get food to be polite? now i have a few questions... i dont think kinger would be a huge sweet fan; not really craving sugar that often... i think he would be a spice lover, though, this man would love himself a spice cake me thinks
ZOOBLE:
also not a particularly huge sweet fan, but i think similar to jax they would love sour candies. unlike jax, though, they wont go snooping around for your stash, though! probably snags stuff from the common areas if caine has like a communal candy store in the circus, or if not... stares at jax. you WILL hear from them if you leave your candy wrappers around though!
GANGLE:
speaking of candy wrappers, i think gangle would keep them! gives them a use; depending on what kind of material they are or like... if theyre foldable (think like a gum wrapper) she makes little pieces of origami for you! hearts, frogs, flowers, things like that! sometimes gets you some candy so she can get the wrappers. also likes how the crinkling feels n sounds!
239 notes · View notes
l0viez · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
Back again with another dumbass "imagine sagau fics"
Im going crazy either way its fine. Anyways imagine having MEGAN in a Sagau fanfic lmao, (if you havent watched the movie yet , i 97% recommend!)
SAGAU ;
Imagine having MEGAN as a gift or just a comfort "toy" to have gifted by someone and ever since that day you guys became like twins , technically glued to eachother☠️
Being in a SAGAU with MEGAN is like having a bulletproof bodyguard
Devoted Followers, Vessels, Personal Bodygaurd, Worshipper Who??? I only know MEGAN
Whenever theres someone trying to attack you aka their "grace" , MEGAN will slice their throat in half in like 0.1 faster than xiao teleporting to traveller whenever they call his name/hj
Your "followers" in teyvat WILL glare at MEGAN and if you tell them to leave MEGAN alone MEGAN will smirk at them like "I win btch" but if you just brush it off or like laugh it off MEGAN will death glare at them back
MEGAN has the "grace's right hand" privileges, Shes like your co-worker or vice-president or sum LMAO
The non humans (yk like Archons,, Venti, Zhongli, Ei, Xiao, Ganyu, and etc) would be like salty or envy over the fact you hang out with MEGAN and has more trust on MEGAN than them, like they has been worshipping you for what?? 99999+ years, centuries?? what did that "doll" do to gain your attention like that??😦
I feel like the ones that would accept MEGAN whole heartedly and would love her /p is the childrens or the teens,, if that makes sense😭 ! (Klee, Diona, Qiqi, Sayu, YaoYao, Dori, Xiangling, Noelle, Collei, Fischl, Bennet and more)
Since MEGAN has that fighting skills noelle would probably ask MEGAN for some advice so she can be apart of the KOF (as usual) ! and MEGAN would use her "robotic skills" and just give out noelle the whole description on how to fight and stuff it probs took like 3-6hours for MEGAN to finish bc noelle wants to know alot😭
It would be more cooler if like MEGAN plays genshin or like knows all the lore and characters (the power she holds☠️)
Whenever you sneak out, go on a meeting, went out to buy some stuff , went to travel you bet your ass MEGAN will be beside u 24/7 even if the mobs dont attack you MEGAN would still be on gaurd to make sure nothing harms you
MEGAN would play some songs back in your world if you feel stressed out by the work and responsibilities
MEGAN would make a deal with the fatui or the abyss to secretly spy on you where ever or whenever you go (its not like you will leave without her🫣!!!)
MEGAN gives me that platonic yandere vibes so if you ever have "secret admirers" , MEGAN would scan that letter properly and find your admirers house and "talk" to them nicely to stop bothering you
MEGAN would have that resting bitch face on 24/7 but whenever you talk to her she would look so bubbly and nice, but whenever your not around shes so close on choking the people that has been "eyeing" you whenever you breathe, theyre lucky that you told MEGAN to not harm anyone
MEGAN wouldnt give a damn fck about visions, like she would think its useless but the fatui would give her a delusion either way😭👆🏻 (you requested it)
MEGAN would find a way to either destory teyvat or make a portal to make you both go back home cause she doesnt plan on sharing you with anyone any time soon shes only having thin patience around these mfs , but she has to play nice for now😄‼️
IMPOSTER AU! SAGAU ;
you both somehow got teleported in genshin, idk how maybe MEGAN like heard you say you wanted to go to teyvat and MEGAN is like "im a robot i can do technology i can do portal shit lets go"
so now here you both are, eating soup in a small little camp and some fruit giving by some monsters you two met along the way! isnt that nice:')))
You had abit of wound, you were thinking you would have more wound than the wounds you got but suprise suprise MEGAN protected your sorry ass
looks like MEGAN has to train harder but good thing she still have some tricks on her sleeves
MEGAN doesnt mind threatening off a few "side characters" so you two would survive
MEGAN would send death threats to the "creator//the real imposter" and she would have it in like some of the archon's handwriting without signing (bc in the movie she managed to make a masterpiece of a drawing like zamn😭)
MEGAN would give out fake informations and will say its from the "creator//the real imposter" so they would believe it but it will take like a 1-2 year from them to realized that someone has been spreading fake informations
MEGAN would sneak in the academy and do some chaos in any technology plans they have just to make distractions and give you time to get like items you both might need
If the fatuis know your the real creator and take you both in, MEGAN would only help out the fatuis by giving out personal informations of other characters that they call themselves "devoted worshippers"
MEGAN would probably be great friends with Sandrone & scaramouche
MEGAN would be "friendly friendly" with dottore just to get more technology uses😭
MEGAN has thoughts on just beating the shit out of childe (and probably dottore) but she choose not because she doesnt have time to play around with "childe-rens" and has to be by your side 24/7
but If the abyss finds you both first
ofc they would take you both in and MEGAN would also share some tips or advice to defeat those vision users
The abyss sibling would ask your permission to take MEGAN with them from time to time to set out their plan on destorying teyvet and the people who wronged you
MEGAN was abit hesitant at first cause like,, leaving you alone with the abyss? Naur..
But then you insisted that MEGAN should go with aether (also so you can go explore the abyss abit without MEGAN breathing behind your neck😭)
MEGAN would be a trump card for the abyss like if the traveller sees their abyss sibiling with MEGAN, MEGAN would glare at them, if glaring can kill people traveller would have been dead already
and if traveler shares what he saw when he saw his sibiling to like,, someone they would probably go like "yo wait isnt that the kid with the imposter?!"
If people in teyvat finally get to their senses that the "creator" in the throne is the real imposter
they would hunt you and MEGAN down (again) but with "good intentions"
you and MEGAN would troll these bitches
MEGAN would sing creepy songs while theyre haunting at the dark
you and MEGAN will only go out at night but if theres a squad looking for you both
MEGAN would be hella overprotective and going infront of you with her weapon out while glaring at them
"Your grace!"
"Tsk. little bugs like you shouldn't show yourself infront of your "grace""
MEGAN wouldn't HESITATE too ROAST them.
and you would be laughing inside bc of it too
if ever you get recrowned as the "creator" and the real imposter gets jailed up
MEGAN will TOTURE that bitch whenever your sleeping
those "devoted followers" of yours would look at MEGAN and be like
"damn i wish i was her"
MEGAN will be your loyal bodyguard and right hand
why would you need those people when you have MEGAN who sticked with you even when you were still so young?
like you would have the largest trust issues with stuff like imagine
"(maid/bulter's name), please call zhongli."
"yes your grace!"
"yes your grace, you called?"
"please call MEGAN."
"a-"
like 😭😭😭YOU DONT WANT ANYTHING FROM THE PPL IN TEYVAT
and even if the real imposter comes back and claims their the real creator , MEGAN would know their bullshitting bc she has that scanner stuff😭‼️
MEGAN will always protect you from any harm and if something even touch you without your permission, their hand is getting cutted off
"MEGAN.. Was that really necessary..?"
"Of course, Its also my duty to make you comfortable at any time _____"
"Right,, but you didn—"
"Shush now, silly _____! I was only protecting you after all we're best friends aren't we?"
Que that person whos trynna touch you screaming in pain in the background🤭‼️
Have this shitty azz drawing❤️Goodbye xoxo
Tumblr media
510 notes · View notes
welldrawnfish · 5 months
Note
I'm thinking of coming out, and want to know if you have any tips for that. Like how do you function after that, any precautions I should take. (BTW am a transfem and in hs.)
Sorry If it's a bad question.
This is very dependent on how you expect it to go. I will assume a worst case scenario. Have a support system in place. This means friends who can house you, adults you can trust. Make a list of who you feel safest coming out to to least safe. Come out to the safest first who you can trust to keep a secret, and work your way down. social pressure does alot for bigotry so the more on yuor side the more likely you wont lose anything while coming out. Know your state / country/ provincial laws. Be prepared to answer alot of questions, about yourself, about transition, about trans people. Be prepared for some truely ignorant shit being said too if they have never met a trans person. And dont write them off automatically if they do. While there are people who will be horrible no matter what, some simply have to learn what they are saying is wrong and will become better. I don't have a good way to tell you how to separate those two, its kind of instinctual. Have patience, for you, you will be coming out telling everybody you are finally who you have always been. But for many who don't quite understand, they will see it as a loss of the guy they once knew. They will need time to grieve before they can see the wonderful woman you are. And above all, if you dont feel safe or confident yet, you dont have to come out to /EVERYBODY/. Transition takes a long time, so youll have a few years before you start undeniably presenting fem and have to sorta of.. swap your social presentation if you get what I mean.
134 notes · View notes
meanbossart · 2 months
Text
Misc. Ask compilation
These aren't all of the asks I want to reply to, just some that I can answer relatively quickly to clean the ol' inbox out before things get out of hand. Thanks for your patience!
Tumblr media
HAHAHA THANK YOU FOR PERUSING AROUND and for enjoying my work! I had a... Weird Gale experience my first playthrough which led to his characterization being what it is in my comics. Here's the beat-by-beat of all the shenanigans: https://meanbossart.tumblr.com/post/740827466716807168/alright-i-am-like-90-sure-there-is-one-line-in-a
And here's just some of my personal thoughts on him! https://meanbossart.tumblr.com/post/736193145686114305/can-you-tell-me-more-about-how-you-would-make-gale
Tumblr media
I would be lying if I said I'm not conflicted to know my style still bears some remnants of my edgy teen roots (not your fault not noticing it though, you aren't the first and won't be the last) BUT... That comic did mean a lot to me as a youth, so I guess I should be proud 🤷 and honestly it is a little cool that such a thing would survive for so long in what I do, crazy how that works.
LMAO, re: the bottom/top debacle, I was honestly so surprised to see people react to it like it's something novel. If I ever expected to get any push back on the matter, I thought it would be from people assuming DU drow was the top and taking issue with how violent and big he is (and yknow, some people are weirdly protective of Astarion as if he isn't a sneaky murder machine rippling with lean muscle)
Very disheartening to see that mindset still so alive and well among young people, but I guess it just means I gotta draw DU drow throwing more back and Astarion drooling over more ass until the stereotype is forcefully banished out of people's minds!
(more asks below the cut)
Tumblr media
"Sleeper agent activation phrase" absolutely took me out, Thank you so much LOL
YEAH I got it pretty late though, Astarion had already told my durge that he was a vampire of his own accord (and the response was, of course, "no duh") I forgot wheter this happened before or after the first romance scene triggered, but I think after.
Since this was after DU drow decided he was gonna fuck him out of pure contrarian spite and was shamelessly laying it extremely thick, He happilly let Astarion drink his blood. Hell, he was probably a little Too Eager - the guy likes pain and he likes letting people he trusts do with his body whatever they will, and while he didn't yet trust Astarion at that point, that event might've very well reminded him of something from his past that planted a seed which would eventually grow into his genuine affection for the guy.
Ah, he definitely got a half-chub as it happened too. I'm sure Astarion noticed it and just walked off rolling his eyes and thinking "eugh of course" lmao.
Tumblr media
Hello!!!
Oh man, I grew up fascinated with horror things. I remember from a very young age just looking at the covers and backs of horror movies at the film-rental even though I wasn't allowed to watch them. I was also easily scared but I sought those things out anyway - I think i just enjoyed the visceral reactions it drew out of me and was always curious about most things taboo.
When I got access to the internet that just opened a (very unfortunate) door to all things vile and awful like it did for so many people at that age in time. Though my tastes have changed a lot since then (Less August Underground, more The Devils kind of guy nowadays) my stories and art are just always going to fall into a horror-y category because I just... Don't think there's many better ways to showcase the human experience and emotional range without many of the elements native to the genre, and I'm all about that.
Thank you for your question and your sweet words, have a good week yourself!
Tumblr media
I did a little write-up about that over here! https://meanbossart.tumblr.com/post/742508493562593280/i-dont-have-a-particular-question-in-mind-sorry
Tumblr media
That's the result of a scene that happens relatively early in the story I'm writing ("A Novel Experience" on Ao3).
{SPOILERS} DU drow accidentally passes out on a blade which puts a relatively deep gash on his hip. Meanwhile, Astarion is weakened and starved after certain events that transpired the prior night. They have a private exchange both in a somewhat hazy-state of mind and Astarion ends up prodding and prying at his wound while feeding, so it's a laceration and bite mark that just scarred over badly.
Tumblr media
Elves apparently don't grow body hair so never LOL guess they'll just have to slip&slide up on each other for heat
43 notes · View notes
edenvinity · 5 months
Text
ranking the f1 driver pairings as amazing race teams
me and my family have been watching amazing race for years so you KNOW i had to combine my interests !!!
amazing race is basically a show where teams of two race all around the world and preform a series of challenges rhat can range from physical to more mental, and the team that reaches the “pit stop” last is eliminated. plane flights + transportation around the country is also often up to the teams, having to buy their own plane tickets + hailing their own taxis + driving themselves around a country which works against one team dominance
KEY:
detour - teams can choose to complete one of two challenges
roadblock - one person in the team completes a challenge (one person cannot do every roadblock)
express pass - by doing an extra challenge, one team can get this pass that allows them to skip any one challenge
teams are ranked based on how far i think they would make it in a fictional all-f1 season of amazing race :)
10. pierre & esteban
sorry you KNOW they would be a dumpster fire. like the couples who go on and are like “i love my partner so much :))” and then immediately implode the second aomething goes wrong. would start off polite enough before the first detour where one of them is like mildly slow and the bickering starts. they would start rushing in an attempt to catch up and leave an important item behind (passports, clue, etc) and thats just the nail in the coffin for them
9. lance & fernando
tbh i could see them making it maybe 1 or 2 legs more depending on the challenge but. nothing against lance but hes a rich kid. the challenge would be like “find all the items on this shopping list at a wet market” and hes LOST. fernando gets 3/4 of the list AND has to find lance who is desperately looking for duck eggs (it was at the first stall) and then they get back and lance bought regular eggs anyways for a massively jacked up price. sorry but as entertaining as it would be they are doomed to flop
8. alex & logan
SORRY WILLIAMS BESTIES they would be such a silly team and fan favorites but respectfully i dont see them being very good 🥲 i think they would have a very good dynamic but other then that based on the pumpkin carving/drawing challenges,,,, they would not go far 😭 they would get a challenge to deliver something to several different locations (without map) and eventually get lost and be so far behind that when they get to the mat its like. nighttime. but they would be very cheesed and happy still !!
7. yuki & daniel
THE FUNNIEST PAIR EVER can you IMAGINE the dynamic when trying to navigate or drive a stick shift car. one of the friendlier pairs, willing to help point other teams in the right direction at challenges. also between the two of them they have a pretty decent skill set so i think theyd do pretty well at the challenges, plus be able to get around the city well enough. theyd eventually go out on a leg w more physical challenges just by virtue of the remaining teams being better but they have SO MUCH FUN and SO MUCH banter
6. kevin & nico
solid guys overall !! could see them maybe making it another leg further over the next team. definitely one of the most chill teams, sightseeing/enjoying the travels more (not to say that they arent competitive tho) and overall having a great time !! i think their experience with raising children would also factor in well (patience/calmness) and thus would keep them from making little mistakes and stay consistent. would eventually go out in a leg where they start from a lower spot and cant manage to find any earlier trains/flights and thus cant make up any ground and end up going out
5. lando & oscar
they are the most unstable team LMAO they (lando) always take big gambles with challenges to try and get ahead and as such always end up gaining/dropping tons of places in each leg. impeccable dynamic tho !! oscar is def the grounding force and keeps them on track, navigator to landos driver, while landos creative strategies often help them gain places where they might otherwise be stagnant. would eventually go out on a leg where lando insists on trying to catch an earlier train but ends up missing the connector to their destination (setting them back) and they cant catch up, eventually resulting in their elimination
4. valterri & zhou
i actually cant really explain this one guys its just a gut feeling. like i know that valterri is reasonably fit from biking a lot and zhou could help them get around more reliably in asian countries but other then that i dont have an explanation. theyre chill and like just kind of cruising/enjoying themselves. theres a roadblock where they have to name several different types of beer by taste and valterri crushes it. theres a challenge where its watching this person dancing and having to recreate the entire outfit that zhou kills. they go out right before the final because theyre beaten in a footrace to the mat
3. lewis & george
these guys are EFFICIENT. lewis somehow manages to get them on the earliest flights possible. george reads the map once and immediately find the fastest routes from place to place. they are reasonably good at most challenges. their downfall is challenges requiring them to work together closely, which happens in the final where they are required to learn a traditional wedding dance and preform it and they just cant sync up, costing them major time, and the entire experience just leaves them irritable which eventually leads to them claiming third
2. max & checo
similarly to lando & oscar, max is the competitive force with checo grounding their team. highly competitive (though not to say they dont enjoy themselves), always going for express passes and valuing efficiency. their strategy works for the most part, with them racking up the most leg wins. their downfall ultimately came during the final challenge, where they had to match moments from previous legs with their locations, and neither of them really remember LMAO. just barely misses out on first which goes to…
1. charles & carlos
impeccable dynamic. gets one express pass and uses it strategically. very supportive of each other during challenges. they are just a generally overall solid team but not outstanding, never really winning and just beats out valterri/zhou for the third spot in the final. but in the final leg they are just incredibly in sync which allows them to complete the challenges efficiently, and at the end challenge they have memories tied to each place and are able to figure it out faster then max/checo and beat them to the mat to take the win !!!
okay thanks for listening to my rambles ☺️ maybe a part two of this later ranking old driver pairs OR an f1/survivor ranking
43 notes · View notes
crabonfire · 2 years
Note
poly tf2 mercs x reader??
lmao sorry- my mind cant make up which character to like so
you have no idea I have been YEARNING for someone to request this! I'm literally polyamorous myself and oh my god thank u so much!!! I let out a loud squeal when I read this bcs I was so happy
Poly!Mercenaries X Reader!
characters: all mercs :)
Scout and Pyro
Engineer, Demoman and Soldier
Spy and Sniper
Heavy and Medic
warning: none!!!
note: reader is gender neutral! plus if u like this I might make a part two with different polyamorous mercs :D
♡Scout and Pyro♡
• scouts love language is acts of service and pyro's is quality time.
• someone needs to put all three of you in a psych ward
• sometimes when you all go on a walk in the street Scout will accidentally cause trouble with someone and Pyro will join in and fight them and you either join in or get them out before the cops come.
• oh my god.
• they're pretty fun to be with. Scout is usually a flustered mess whenever Pyro or you show any affection towards him due to the fact he had to fight for affection from his mother as a child. Its new to him, especially by two of the people he adores.
• Pyro and Scout draw together, and whenever your down they will both make you doodles of stuff that makes you happy. They will make your room super comfortable while Pyro gets a bunch of snacks from the fridge, sitting together to get ready for movies!
• You guys have this thing where whenever one of yall are feeling down, Scout goes to buy an insanely terrible movie and the last person to laugh or groan at the movie wins. It really cheers you up.
They're not the best at comforting words, so they show comfort by actions.
They're both pretty clingy! An hour away from you Pyro is already whining while Scout is just trying to make due. But usually they'll still have a good time together, sometimes going on their own dates while your away.
If they go somewhere, they'll get you something from there as a "souvenir" and beg you to come there the next time they go so nobody gets left out.
• Scout loves peppering the both of you with kisses, he doesn't mind that Pyro has a mask usually he'll be silly and blow Pyro a kiss from the distance. It makes the both of you giggle, he's such a goof.
Pyro gives you both mask kisses...Well more like boops. Though if your far into your relationship, day by day he'll start opening up more about himself. He starts by not wearing gloves around you, to lifting his mask up slightly to give you both a proper kiss. (random but I headcannon my boy has a tooth gap :D)
It makes both of your hearts melt to know he trusts you enough to do this, and he's thankful for your patience.
The three of you look very chaotic to other people but alone together you are just real sweet to each other. They both get so calm around you that they don't feel the need to show off or cause chaos, yall just wanna hang out sometimes yk?
♡Engineer, Demoman, and Soldier♡
• Engie's love language is quality time, Demo's is words of affirmation, and Soldier's is acts of service AND quality time.
• goddamnit yall r so cute
• the actual power couple
• Let me describe to you what they are like
Dell's the calm one, he's usually the one getting the three of you out of trouble but he himself loves a little fun sometimes.
Demo is the fun one, he always takes you all out on interesting landmarks and sometimes even dangerous activities that might kill you.
Soldier is the loud one, he will not shut the fuck up. He loves to hear yall talk about your day, loves to gossip about how work has been, but also loves to speak about his achievements and show all three of you off to random people he meets.
• "THIS IS ENGIE! HE HAS 11 PHDS AND HE IS A GENIUS! SMARTER THAN YOULL EVER BE."
"Aw geez Solly, ya don't have to say that..."
And then
"DEMOMAN! BEST FRIEND AND BOYFRIEND, I LOVE HIM. HES VERY SWEET! HE CAN SWOON ANYBODY!"
"Lad...yer makin me blush."
or even
"THIS IS Y/N! ARE YOU SHOCKED BY THEIR GORGEOUSNESS? I AM TOO. DONT GET TOO CLOSE, YOU MIGHT FALL FOR THEM."
"Pfft-Soldier..."
• in general yall r just adorable. They're all so sweet to each other and to you too, yall always eat together and they'll always be there for you if you wanna rant or vent about your day.
All of them are amazing listeners, and good at comforting...how?? How did you get so damn lucky? They'll cuddle up around you as one of them holds you, listening to you talk and ramble about how bad of a day its been.
Soldier will give you a motivational and surprisingly really helpful speech, Demoman will hype you up and tell you it's gonna be okay, and Engie likes to make you your favorite foods to make you feel better.
They're not as touch starved as others may think, but one day they don't see you they start to miss you a lot. Please don't leave them alone for too long, they can go mess around together but it doesn't feel the same with you left out.
♡Sniper and Spy♡
• snipers love language is physical touch and words of affirmation, Spy's is quality time and gift giving.
• you get so spoiled with affection by them
• sniper was always a secluded man, so was spy. But brought together they were amazing....and then your here? The whole relationship is so sweet.
• Sniper will hold your hand any chance he gets, Spy holding your other hand. You three like to go on quiet walks at noon, enjoying the weather and even going to a cafe on the way.
• Spy absolutely spoils the both of you with gifts, expect a gift from him atleast two times a week.
• you guys don't really go to loud areas since Sniper doesn't enjoy them, so your dates are usually real intimate.
I'm talking picnics under a tree as the sun is setting, watching the clouds as the three of you joke and talk about.
Or, romantic dates by the sea...enjoying the scenery and maybe even going for a swim.
You three are the most calm couple out of all of them I'd say.
Even though sniper and spy have many differences, they still are so cute together! they match like puzzle pieces and are great to be with.
• though...there are times those differences do get to them. Sometimes they'd have petty fights over...something. if this does happen, just talk to them both about it and give them some time, they'll just hug it out and it'll be fine then.
• if your ever upset, they will try their best to be there. Sniper will comfort you with the sweetest things you've ever heard, holding you tightly. While Spy gets a reservation at a private restaurant booked for the three of you that night, taking you out and making you forget about your troubles.
♡Heavy and Medic♡
• Heavy and Medic both are acts of service and quality time.
• aw :)
• okay this might be even sweeter than all of them
• the two of them are even more secluded than Sniper and Spy. Medic is usually always in his medbay working away, while Heavy is usually resting, cleaning Sasha, or doing light reading to pass the time.
They're not much talkers unless the topics really interest them, so that's why your here!
The three of you are like that old couple down your street who do the most corny shit ever, knitting for each other except its with medic and heavy and you lmao
• Heavy and Medic teach each other their language, and you get taught too! If you also happen to speak another language, expect them to wanna learn it.
Yall have duolingo sessions and it's the cutest shit ever.
"Okay now say, 'Apa kabar, nama saya' then you say your name."
"...Apa...Kahbar? Nahma saye-"
"Pfft-BAHAHAHHAAHA-"
you laugh your ass off as the two of them are desperately trying to spell what your saying. They end up laughing too! It's a fun thing you three do in as little dates.
(ps what I wrote is read as uh-pah- kuh-bar- nah-ma sa-yuh" it's indonesian!! fun fact otd)
• Heavy likes to write the both of you Russian literature, you both don't quite understand what they mean but after a couple months of studying with him you both melt due to how sweet they are.
• Medic loves to ramble about his experiments, he will never ever ask you to volunteer unless its something that he knows won't hurt either of you.
When Heavy misses the both of you, he will carry you both in his arms and hug yall tightly.
"Heavy has missed you both."
"Aw, I've missed you too babe."
"Ja, its been boring without jou!"
Yall are just really wholesome.
• if your ever upset, truthfully speaking they won't know how to comfort you in words. So they will show it by just being there for you.
Heavy will squeeze your hand while letting you cry into him, as Medic made you tea as it soothes the nerves. They will both just let you cry it all out, not knowing how to reply much.
But the next day, they will just make sure that day is amazing. They will both go out of their way to make sure nothing van ruin your mood for that day to make up for yesterday. Broke your favorite pencil? Heavy will get you a better one. You feel dizzy? Come over to medbay, Medic will prepare and make sure they never bother you again.
They're so sweet it gives you cavities, even though they don't know how to say it, they sure are good at showing you. (I love men sm♡)
Hope u enjoyed!
we need more poly mercs.
-sincerely, a polyamorous person
332 notes · View notes
ayoharuko · 2 years
Text
Genshin Impact Bf Headcanons
Tumblr media
 Hi everyone I'm back yay!😊
I'm feeling a bit better so i decided to just make a part 2 instead of snoozing around....
I hope u guys enjoy this part and I'm sorry for the wrong spelling or bad Grammer.
I also apologize if the headcanons are a bit occ or not canon at all these are headcanons after all. i wrote this on my laptop
Also one more thing I'll apologize for is sometimes the writing style will change like last time it might look nice and now its....just a bit not nice?? Does that make sense? sorry sorry I'm getting side tracked....
I just had my adhd moment−
oh even if i wanted to copy the same style as i did last time I'm too lazy to check the last post probably cause I'm derived of sleep and surviving with coffee ok fr imma stop-
REMINDER: All these characters belong to hoyoverse and does not belong to me (•ˋ _ ˊ•)
Anywaysss hope u enjoy this!
(Liyue Boys)
~Ajax my boi~ (Childe, Tartagila)
Tumblr media
~Possessive Boyfriend~
• I had a debate between possessive or overprotective since he's technically both, a cunning fox and a blood thirsty wolf, but possessive takes the cake for me hahaha
• He doesn't like people's eyes on you. makes him jealous but he also likes peoples eyes on you. makes him prideful to show off that your he's
• Definitely leaves marks on you like obvious places too!
• If you fight or have a vision and can fight expect him to train with you, help you with your tasks and spar aka fight with you just to see who's stronger lmao
• Buys you expensive gifts when he's away(That fatui money yuh~✨)
• PLEASE BE CAREFUL NOT TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS. i feel like if he gets like really jealous your walking card....gone bish✨ and that person ✨G O N E✨
• Like when you met traveler he full on THOUGHT that were flirting with you and actually kind off threatened them-
• He siblings/family already adore you even if they haven't met you yet, they just know your a very nice person because of what teucer tells them!
• Speaking of teucer.....he probably loves you more then he's big brother....lol jk..or maybe...? But teucer loves you a lot since he sees you make he's big brother really happy all the time and also because your very nice and play with him a lot! This makes childe very happy since he knows he doesn't have to worry about he's siblings hating you.
• If you can't cook expect him to cook breakfast or dinner and also if he's free and yall live together he could also clean the house if you want~
• He always has hearts in he's eyes whenever you guys are together and for once the people around him and see a Slight sparkle in he's eyes
•  He's your overprotective but possessive wolf and he would go crazy if something happens to you...
• You guys go on dinner dates especially if your both are in Snezhnaya
• He kinda keeps you a secret from the fatui but sometimes he can't help but brag about you still being careful with he's word of course 
• He loves you...a lot...but sometimes it can be... a little....crazy
Nicknames: Mine, Babe and baby
Voice line about you: Heyyy there comrade! I see your getting quite comfy with y/n over there....what nono..I'm not assuming you of anything I'm jjust gonna let you know their mine....alright? Good! dont want you sealing them now haha!
When he talks to you: Hiya babe~ what? You didn't like the way i talked to traveler? oh come on the were sealing all your attention from me tho~!
~Old Man Morax~ (Zhongli)
Tumblr media
~Gentleman boyfriend~
• I don't imagine him as a jealous or possessive person since he's lived through so many years he probably has high patience. However doesn't mean he's not  overprotective since he's basically lost a lot of things in he's life he always make sure your safe, your eating well, water etc always cares about your health.
• Hu tao at one point has told you both that you remind her of an old married couple....and i think she's right-
• He wakes up before you and prepares you both tea not before admiring your sleepy face of course❣
• Cooks breakfast(Imagine him in an apron😫)for you both and cleans you guys house when your at work just him being a malewife🥺
• Would always open doors for you, buy you flowers(When he has mora) and buys you thinks when he's out in liyue(Again if he has mora otherwise its childes-)
• When you first made him lunch as a surprise at work he had the most heart warming smile ever like smiling while eating the food you cooked and just praising you constantly as well. Hu tao was jealous you didn't make her lunch lol
• At one point of you guys relationship he told the whole truth about him being an ex-god and even showed he's dragon form just so you would believe him.... and thank the archons you still accepted him for who he was and loved him...
• Sometimes when you guys are at the comfort of your house he lets out he's horns and tail so you can pet or touch them which he likes very much and you end up with a big dragon on you-
• Xiao has definitely been watching over you and zhongli knows it...he's grateful that even if he's not present xiao will be the one to watch over you🥺😭
• You guys would be outside at the sunset enjoying your tea and just overall chilling...those are he's favorite moments with you❤
• You guys can be found strolling around liyue just looking at the beautiful city
• He appreciates how you try and listen to he's tales even if he knows that some of them are boring and makes you fall asleep but he still appreciates in you trying to listen.
• Arguments would almost never happen in your relationship of course excluding you guys disagreements but zhongli tries to avoid arguing with you since he hates yelling and overall just hates seeing you mad.
• Even in a million years he would never stop being over in heels inlove with you💕
Nicknames: My gem, dear and my beloved
Voice line about you: “Hm...traveler..would you perhaps think that this would look nice on y/n? You think it would? Alright then I'll be taking this then. What? Oh...m-mora i..uhm..forgot my wallet again it seems...apologies..I'll pay you back traveler”
When he talks to you: “Dear i must thank you for this....it tastes marvelous”
~Baby Xiao~ (Alatus)
Tumblr media
~Shy But Overprotective Boyfriend~
• He's both shy but very overprotective of you. Like he thinks your made of glass so he always watches you. minus when he has to go fight demons at night of course, but he always wants you to stay at the hotel when its night time since he knows how dangerous it is when its night time at liyue. if you have errand to do however...except him to come with you even if he hates large crowds.
• He'll only come and see you when you bring him food or call out he's name. and that was at like at least a few months into your relationship with him. The reason for this is because he doesn't want he's karma to affect you since your the only light he has.
• He only eats whatever you cook as he thinks their exceptional to he's taste. girl he actually thinks your cooking is delicious thats why lol
• He LOVES headpats and LOVES kisses on the forehead. FIGHT ME I DARE YOU🙂
• When you hug him he turns red in an instant and then relaxes but sometimes(Sadly) pushes you off of him...since he's too scare of he's karma going to you😭, meaning he's always running away from you....
• But there are sometimes when you convince him to stay...and when he does stay...he lets you do whatever you please with him. Thats including kisses, reassurance, comfort and cuddles for the baby💕
• If you get hurt he instantly blames himself. So you have to reassure him that it isn't he's fault whatsoever.
• He brings you Qingxin flowers he's favorite flowers and leaves it at your nightstand if you live in the hotel its a reminder from him to you that he loves you and that he always watches over you.
• At every affection you give him it doesn't matter if big or small he always turns red since that how much he had fallen for you. 
• Ya know you'll feel like you have a guard dog always watching you....in a good way
• Always dreads the day you'll have to leave him...he knows your a mortal...he knows their fragile and weak...but he just doesn't wanna let you go...your he's only weakness and the only one who shows he's love for.
Nicknames: My light(Rarely)
Voice line about you: “What? I'm not looking at y/n...your simply imagining....”
When he talks to you: “You called? H-huh? Cuddles? I suppose it won't hurt...just this once...I'll humor you..you mortal”
~Bookworm Boi~ (Xingqiu)
Tumblr media
~Prince Boyfriend~ 
• He might act like a prince but he is still a bookworm...but we love he's nerdy side so thats fine!
• Since xingqiu’s basically rich he definitely knows how to act like a gentleman...although before he fall inlove with you i like to think he had ignored every person who he's family set him up with..so they were surprised to find out that he suddenly took an interest in you.
• There are sometimes where he pays more attention to he's books more then you but please dont worry he loves you😊
• Buys books that he thinks makes you think of him. i mean he does have the money-
• He thought of a love story that was about you both and wrote it down...but writing it down poor Chongyun had to since our water boi’s hand-writing sucks, but it was worth it since it was very romantic and cute⁓
• He also writes poems about you and then read them to you in the afternoon under a tree while your napping either on he's shoulder or lap.
• Compliments everyday baby💕
• HE'S A MF TEASE. like you see the pranks or things he does to poor Chongyun?? I feel bad for you both😔
• When he's not occupy with a book you both are walking around liyue either buying things at stalls, books or food really anything he's down.
• Yelan watches over you both. like sometimes she'll treat you both to a restaurant and she'll sit in another table while you both have your meal(She pays for it too)Basically she observers how you both interact with each other and finds you both cute🥺
• Overall he's a real prince to you minus being a bookworm
Nicknames: My liege and love
Voice line about you: “This book reminds me of them....lets buy it”
When he talks to you: “Hm? You would like my attention? Hehe...alright then my liege..I'll give you what you want~”
~Precious Exorcist~ (Chongyun)
Tumblr media
~Shy Boyfriend~
• Now him...he's 100% baby
• Whenever you touch him he short circuits. My boi knows nothing about girls-. Xinyan or yun jin obviously don't count, When we're talking about periods...its a different story....
• But he's very sweet and cares for you!, always senses when your upset/sad and immediately tries to cheer you up.
• Your he's meat shied if xingqiu comes looking for him...he tries to avoid he's friend quite a lot.
• Xingqui teases you both well mainly chongyung about how much he's a simp for you hehe...
• He always stutters when he talks to you. with the blush too!
• He's always on a look out for evil spirits or demons since he wants to protect you. When you have a nightmare he blames it on demons and he's dislike towards them increases.
• Like how yelan would watch over you and xingqiu. Shenhe watches over the both of you as a protector since she knows that chongyung still has a lot to learn and even if doesn't wanna admit it...she worries for you both.
• Shares he's popsicles with you💘
Nicknames:(Sadly no nickname he's too shy yall)
Voice line about you: “I-i get it now xingqui! g-geez...i..love them..a lot..”
When he talks to you: “H-how are you? O-oh fine? thats good...uhm..would you like to go to xinyan’s concert tomorrow?”
Tumblr media
And that concludes our liyue boys!
tysm for reading this far everyone and again I'm sorry for the grammer or spelling mistakes o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブ
I hope u guys enjoyed this one my brain kinda hurtled from thinking this much headcanons lol
But it was worth it I'm proud to have finish part 2!. Now part 3 will be maybe after a few days and its the inazuma boys this time yay💕
But yea tysm for reading this far everyone mua mua~!💕✨
173 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
"What makes ME a good Demoman?"
(RED DEMOMAN'S ASK BLOG PINNED POST AHEAD!)
(TAG FOR THE ACCOUNT:)
Posts/Reblogging rp accounts/Asks : #askthedemoman | OOC: #/imdrunk! (i had no bloody idea what to put okay?)
Hello!!! This is a Team Fortress 2 RED Demoman Ask Blog ran by minadrawzstuff! This is my first time doing a RP/Ask blog, so please be patience with me! ^^ You can send an ask as anonymous if you wish to, I wont mind.
Sorry if anything coming from this account could be "inaccurate" to the character, as I am mostly following my headcanons of Demoman and dont aim for 100% accuration.
If you want, you can interact as a RP Blog! I would LOVE to meet you guys!!! :D
WARNING:
This RP blog will most likely contain topics of:
DEATHS/KILLING (duh), ALCOHOL, VENTING (by demoman, maybe), ANGST, SUGGESTIVE JOKES (maybe...) AND ETC! SO VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Theres no specific timeline for this blog, other than it taking place around 1960s (before main comics). BUT I do have headcanon design for RED Demoman!
NOW TIME FOR TH BLOODY RULES!
Dont go overboard or innapropriated with the asks please!! Keep it age appropriated! (that means no NSFW) Please no "family" or "romance" rps in asks, I dont want to do those.
I will not respond to most ship asks since I'm not really a shipper type of person when it comes to TF2 fandom. Unless its canon one or hinted to be canon in-game! (EX: Demoman x Medic's wife,,,its a possible one)
I might not answer your asks right away, so please dont get upset at it. I'll respond sooner or later depending on my time and/or mood.
That's it! If you got an ask then RED Demo's most likely goin' to answer ! I can sometimes go OOC and when I do I'll put /OOC at start of the posts. If in middle of it then I'll use:
this type of text
(also psst,,,this rp blog is inspired by other rp blogs as well since I'm new,, :3)
Tumblr media
"I'M A GRIM BLOODY FABLE, WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY ENDING!"
16 notes · View notes
myrfing · 11 months
Text
6.4 msq spoiler thread
Tumblr media Tumblr media
YES! YES....ZERO GOURD FEAST BEASTS
Tumblr media
i need this buff PERMANENTLY
EW
ESTINIEN
MAN WHAT
HURLING
DIDNT NEED TO SEE THAT
ZERO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yshtola is so good at indirectly cheering people up in that shrewd old lady way. not that she's old just well matoya
I like how they put pen and paper in estinien's room like he's literate
dragons are always wanting to pop out their eyeballs
Tumblr media
erenville are you...? the golled more...? can i go with you..
Tumblr media
can we kiss
god he appeared on screen and SORRY vrtra but i need him to continue and tell me about his life and I need to go with him
now they're blueballing us about a mysterious letter
i like how zero's just been there like well I guess you know everybody on earth then
margrat. i need more of her bizarre behaviors
Tumblr media
i forgort
thancred calling it "social struggles" YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THIS AWKWARD FOR ZEROOOO
these drake ass polar bears
the aetherfont is sooo gorgeous also I forgot my codex broke and nearly let thancred die. long time since ive healed a trust party as well but we go slow smell the ice bears
Tumblr media
oh my god :U
thancred: just stick stay close to this one
gourd: slowly turning head with his o_o frontal bird face
they just let thancred tag along just beacause. not to be mean but we could also just meet new people
U Guys Are Leaving Gourd OUt of the Conversation Hinting At Something Happening To Come What The Hell So He Doesn't Get Alone Time And You Guys Are Getting Jobs Without Him Anyway
zero voice Idgaf about that
can the garleans get over their magic fear already you live in a world where there are glowing horses
Tumblr media
damn that's crazy
msq is always very strangely gentle and thorough relative to others when it comes to dealing with garlean trauma or maybe thats just my hater lens. anyway the whole they are bigoted and small minded because they'd been hurt stuff is getting old and it's kind of crazy how this hurt people hurt people stuff is the limit here
Tumblr media
trust me i dont really want 2
a weird bit about the whole garlemald thing is the bizarre angelic benevolence of the ilsabard contingent. not ONE person has been like you know you guys spent the past half century fucking up the entire world and you still demand respect for your gay ass tower because the imperial family sat their asses in it. anyway i have problems with the whole we're actually a totally 100% saintlike patience goodhearted pure intentioned foreign aid group thing We Have To Save The People Of Garlemald on the side of the alliance since the start but whatever
Tumblr media
warmachina.
i dont want the thank you from this man LMFAO
Tumblr media Tumblr media
zerooo 8[ also so much of what zero recounts explains. Cylva.
aw that's true jullus
LMFAOOOOO THEYRE MAKING THE WOL THINK OF ZENOS BECAUSE OF THIS CONVO? gourd did NOT trust that man unless you mean trust him to be awful. and what did zenos trust in the wol that he'd fight him eventually? I GUESS? MAYBE THEY MEANT HE WANTED TO TRUST US BUT I ALSO DO NOT CARE?
we're not friends just because someone calls you their friend 29083902 times 💀 i think that dude barely had a concept of gourd as a human being with his own life
an act of trade also can be an act of charity. THIS IS WHAT I MEAN THEIR POLITICAL WRITING IS SOMETIMES SO.....garlemald is still absolutely at the alliance's mercy + they still obviously believe in right by might re: that one line from the old dudes so there's no reason for them to not be cognizant of the fact we can just take by force and doesn't handle the hanging But Why Aren't They? question at all. this was a pity deal and everyone's like friendship and hope <3. im not saying goodwill and sincerity cannot exist between groups but this requires a sense of solidarity that we do NOT have with garlemald considering we still have to step entirely around the subject of their imperial affairs
you see as a nation they're not equals. they're the languishing half dead scattering remnant of an empire that built its wealth and prosperity for a time on war, theft, and enslavement of the rest of the world and radz and the alliance absolutely could just turn the tables and invade and probably just wipe out everyone here without breaking a sweat. of course that's abhorrent but it's crazy that THIS particular pain even the mere thought of it is made to not exist while the garleans get to be complicated about it. they want to keep their national name and pride with none of the consequences and we don't even demand that as if a nation is sacred and untouchable even after everything. I don't get it bro
i like the way varshahn says wyrm
THE LITTLE SQUICH SOUND WHEN I TAKE HER EYE?
Tumblr media
glitter guy....
18 notes · View notes
night-market-if · 1 year
Note
I just saw something about poly and Milo-Mal-MC?? I dont know if this is gonna be true or not, but I really hope you can have the option because, I really, really think this can be a very sweet relationship, and very necessary (at least for Milo, poor guy need a lot of attention and love), now I really excited about reading it, but other part of me are a bit afraid, making romance relationship is (in my opinion) very difficult, because you can fall very easily in stereotypes and toxic cliches, and in my opinion poly relationships are even harder because you need to pay attention to 6 bounds at the same time (Milo-Mal/Milo-MC/MC-Mal and vice versa) and unfortunately open or poly relationships still have a stigma nowadays, that means, that means that they are still not very well known and for that everyone (obviously me include) can fail in a not very realistic way
Now, with this im not trying to say you will have this problem (I mean, I dont even know if this would or would not be an option in the first place lol) on the contrary, (if happen) I have high hopes for you (not in the pressure kind, lol the bad thing about English not been your mother tongue is you can express yourself in a form you want it without looking like a robot or a scum) because I really love your story and way of writing and I really really think we all need more poly (well writing) stories.
But if I can jus say one tiny thing… as an advice you don't have to follow, there are a LOT of stereotypes and weird forms a lot of people fall when they write poly, one of them is putting the MC like the absolute pilar of the relationship, instead of a threesome (I prefer the word in Spanish "trieja" I dont know if there is a word better suited for relationships of three people in English), create relationships that are in a between poly and open relationships, I dont know if im explaining myself well enough, I think what im trying to say is, its not the same to be in a trieja relationship that a open relationship, I (personally) are okey with both of them, but if, for example, this couple was created because Milo and Mal have a super sweet badass relationship more that because there can be a very good bounce between everyone, I really, really prefer to put the "tag" open relationship having Milo two separate romances than one "poly" and in that way it could also be less weird(?) for people who are not used to polyamorous relationships, although I guess jealousy will always be there for those people :( but its true than, if this will happen, you should put a lot of options about possibles reaction MC could do or even (unfortunately) finish the relation (I really think a person can love more than one person, for that reason we can fall in love so many times lol, but I can understand that not everyone need to feel in the same way)
Im so sorry for all this text nobody ask for, I even dont know if this relation could even be real, but I wanted to express my opinion, I really courage you (if you really wanted) to try and explore this kind of love because I really think you can do something magical, but at the end is something you need to think yourself, if you will do it, there will be people who will not like it, if you will not do it, there will be people who will not like it (although probably much less) so do whatever you want xD
If you read this, thank you for your interest and patience! <3
Hey anon!
Never worry about long asks. I really love reading the different perspectives people have on how a route could go. It also helps me navigate certain moments that I may not have thought of yet.
I have not made a ton of decisions about how the poly is going to look. It's not something I've had to worry about yet because I'm not writing book 2 for a few more months. But, I can say that I think a lot of how the poly is presented, might depend on the reader. I know how I will head cannon it and gear the writing towards, but choices might actually affect how it is read. I tend to try and give decisions on who you spend time with in the game and I will be doing something similar during the poly routes. I don't believe if you are in a poly or an open relationship or if you have an understanding with another, you have to spend all your time with those other two people. I'll be giving the option for solo moments along with poly, if that is the chosen route.
As for Milo, Mal, and the MC. In reality, these three are heavy hitters. All the RO's are really. But they are heavy hitters in a way that's a bit different. I do not think their ideas and how they handle situations always align. I think they are very independent people (the route MC will start to take) and they are not very dependent on the three of them constantly being attached. They can value each others opinion and still take their own course. So, I think this will be an opportunity to negotiate something between three adults who still wish to have their own agency outside of their relationship.
I do think there will be genuine affection to see each other in the evening. I can tell you past the initial negotiations, I'm not going to put the jealousy routes between them because I'm personally kind of done with reading the rhetoric that full grown adults can't seem to work things out with each other when in a relationship. LOL! I think that there is a lot of opportunity for this to be something very deep and interesting to read. It's just a matter of convincing people it's worth their time. Which, that seems to be the harder sell. Either way though, I enjoy characters more than anything else. I enjoy deep diving into them. Putting them in situations that challenge normal beliefs (in our world or the NM) . And then sitting back and seeing what happens. I think this will be no different.
I don't know if I answered any of your questions or just rambled back at you but I hope this helps! Thank you for such a cool opportunity to discuss this.
🪷✨🪷✨ If you want to support me 🪷 ✨🪷✨
 Demo 🌿 Patreon 🌿 Ko-fi 🌿Discord
19 notes · View notes
rune-folk · 1 year
Text
my sister sent me the instagram account of one of the most cringe inducing people i have ever seen. one of those guys who made having a beard their whole personality
basically it is an american dude, calling himself ‘modern viking’, and calling being viking a ‘lifestyle’
he is also ‘pagan’, but it is very obvious that he just replaced the chrisitian god with Odin and jesus with Thor
he has a beard and the history tv viking hair, and has videos of himself going to renfairs in machine made, cotton and inaccurate ‘viking costumes’, and doing the horrible history viking accent, which is like MILES away from the accent any scandinavian has when talking english, but i guess a danish hot-potato-in-mouth or norwegian sing-sing accent were not sexy enough
so all that is cringe already, but then he had a video on his page, talking about paganism and ‘how to become a pagan’
i have a bit of an issue with just ‘deciding to become a norse pagan’ because like.. idk, for me, as a lover of all folklore, Instarted to read the myths and sagas out of general interest and found that it made just a lot of sense to me, and a lot of stuff started to happen that confirmed it for me, so that now i am at a point where i can feel the gods and their influence. I always find it weird if people decide out of the blue to become pagan. I was a 100% convinced atheist since i was 7 years old, i did not go into norse myth with any intention of changing my believes
anyway, i digress. so he has this video, where he is like ‘oh yes read the edda, read the havamal (the havamal is in the edda, so point 2 was useless)” and then he was like ‘learn the RUNES! learn the writing of paganism” (which is first of all wrong because runes in scandinavia were even used wildly after the christianisation, with runes carved into the oldest stave churches, but again i digress) but then this guy proceeds to show bloody ELDER FUTHARK RUNES asdhahfhsa WHICH WERE USED WAAAAAYYY BEFORE THE VIKING AGE
quickly proved himself to have absolutely no idea what he was talking about
it is cool to learn the runes and try to understand them and the original texts we find on runestones and carved into houses etc, but like use bloody younger futhark, that are the correct runes if you are looking at late viking age and norse religion which is what is represented in the eddas
sorry i have no patience for people like this. he makes fun of people (other pagans and scandinavians who find his ‘modern viking’ stuff stupid), and acting as if he is the authority of defining what viking means, just because there is a football club named like it and some brands using ‘viking’ (yes he has a video where this is his reasoning)
90% of the people in the viking age were not vikings. vikings were basically pirates. there was piracy in scandinavia also well before the viking age, we have finds of them. a lot of ‘vikings’ were just settlers who wanted to have a nicer home because norway, as much as i love it, is cold and shit and the earth is frozen most of the year, like these people went to north england and thought it was the most amazing land ever, imagine how shit norway was. they were starving, that is why they went there. the raiding was part of their culture, but not a big one, like they did not call themselves viking
i could rant about that for hours. same with those christian-pagans who dont shed their christian believes and just replace stuff with norse things. Hel is not Hell, Hel is actually a nice place, and Valhalla is not the only good afterlife, but that does not go into their small brains
32 notes · View notes
choclateteez · 1 year
Text
🥊💥4* Town Conflicts pt. 2!💥🥊
IM ALLLIIIVEEEEEE!!!!
Im so sorry yall!! University has been KICKING MY ASS.
I just finished exams and everything, this years been a colossal mess (nearly died lol) BUT i couldn't forget about this so i managed to finish this up before the end of the year! 
I promise I have more in the tank, please bear with me and tysm for your patience!!😭😭🙏🏾
🧡Aaron Z🧡
With others
Z is a pretty peaceful guy in general
He doesn't like confrontation, doesn't like to get violent
As quiet as he can be, he doesnt let some things slide
If someone throws a comment here or there, he can ignore it easily
But dont test his patience
Hes a huge advocate for a little something called personal space
He cant stand it when strangers or people he's not comfortable with are inside his bubble
If you pester him, harass him, or stay too close to him for too long, he will not hesitate to push back
literally
He would never start a fight, but he sure can end it
I mean, have you SEEN this dude? 
6’3, lean, muscular, you're pretty much asking for an L
He’s a one hit wonder. One punch and youre gone (Jesse knows this all too well…he tried waking him up once…)
“I began to pass out…and then my head hit the wall, bam!”
With 4*town
He's pretty chill with 4*town out of the rest of them
The only thing he could really complain about was when the gangs energy was way too high for him to be comfortable with
Don't get him wrong, Z loves a good time. But when things are getting a bit too hyper, and the others try to rope him into the chaos, it's a bit too overwhelming
And that ended up with them "accidentally" leaving him out of stuff because they thought he was a downer. Especially when 4*town had just started
He was already a bit lonelier than the rest, as his popularity took a slower time to gain than the rest. This didn't help his insecurities in the slightest
Not only did it hurt the hell out of his feelings, it caused him to be more closed up towards the rest
Aaron T was surprisingly the one who noticed the negative impacts it was making on him, and he felt incredibly bad
He tried the "helping without confronting" tactic, a lot of which included him asking Z if he wanted to help him with his latest prank
Although reluctant, Z slowly started feeling a bit more appreciated
Even when he was the butt of the prank, T made him feel like he wasn't so invisible as he sometimes felt
Soon, even the other guys started asking if he'd help them do revenge pranks, started inviting them more often
And of course, gave him a well deserved apology
Turns out, he got a lot of it wrong. Apparently everybody thought he didn't like them because of his constant nonchalant expressions??
All this because they made assumptions about his feelings only from his face?
"...i'm surrounded by idiots." "WE'RE SO SORRY😭😭"
💙Aaron T💙
With others
He loves a good tussle
If you give him a reason to, he'll be delighted 
T wont fight for small reasons, obviously, but he is the perfect definition of "fuck around and find out"
Just don't do anything creepy or rude, and you stay on his good side
His biggest ick/pet peeve are creeps and stalkers, unnecessary paparazzi
Notice the unnecessary. He's not shy around cameras, and if his lovely fans want some content, who is he to deny them?😌
However, if there's hidden paparazzi, or people who follow him or his friends around, he can't stand it
He finds it gross and extremely disrespectful
And it makes him unbelievably uncomfortable. He hates having to feel as if there's always someone watching or taking pictures of him when all he wants is a damn coffee 
With 4*town
T admits that he can be a bit of a handful sometimes
But jeez, sometimes the gang needs to accept the fact that he prefers to interact and actually do things with other people
Being an extrovert is hard y'all
Especially when all of a sudden every single person in your group needs alone time
And he understands that. He'll respect their wishes every single time without fail. He'd throw in a whine or two, but he understands their needs.
But they never seem to understand his..
When he needed company, all of a sudden everyone thought he was being too much, or being clingy
He has the urge to shake their shoulders and tell them that he wasn't asking them to plan a party with him, he just wanted to go get some damn groceries with some company
Was that too much to ask?
He thanks the Lord that Tae Young was there for him a lot of the time
He seemed to be the only one willing to be with him all the time
Tae Young noticed this pretty quick and all it took was one convo with the rest of them, and boom
For Z, it was like sticking his toe in the water when it came to hanging out with T, and then he found out just how fun his company was
And as stoic as Z is, T found himself latching onto him more frequently. 
As for Jesse, he ended up being the brunt of T's pranks a lot, but he finds it endearing in a way.
Robaire found T absolutely hilarious, and has grown to treasure him more and more every day
37 notes · View notes
z-m-3 · 10 months
Note
This is a bit embarrassing but do you have any advice for a guy who is ugly? I used to work in a place where we had to wear masks and now we dont have to wear them anymore and I heard that some of my female colleagues were making comments that I should have kept my mask on so I started wearing it again. And whenever I approach someone for marriage it either gets shot down straight away or ignored completely. I dont mean to compare to my friends but they gets lots and lots of attention from the same people that ignore me. Im happy for them because they are now super happy its just I dont have a plan for me and surgery would not be an option. I dont want to live my entire life alone but I also dont want to settle for someone who isnt actually attracted to me because thats not fair on them. Its not just my face too, im about 1.72m and not very strong and ill probably be bald when im older. Sorry to drop this on you its just that even my own family makes jokes about how I look
bro? you’re not ugly and who are these female co workers because I will fight them with my bare hands.
In Surah al Fajr Allah says:
15. And as for man, when his Lord tries him and [thus] is generous to him and favors him, he says, "My Lord has honored me."
16. But when He tries him and restricts his provision, he says, "My Lord has humiliated me."
The meaning behind this is that Allah blesses us constantly, but he has also divided provisions among his creation equally. And patience may be your test. Because like every human, Allah has written your spouse for you. And because she was written for you and you for her, then she will find comfort and peace in you, including your appearance. actually she’ll see you as the most attractive person on earth. I know we’ve all seen those couples that make us wonder how they got together because one is clearly more attractive than the other. but it literally doesn’t matter because they were created for each other and no one could’ve stopped that or the connection they felt with each other.
that being said, there’s no harm in working on your appearance if certain things make you self conscious, for example your size/strength can be improved through the gym. as for height, there’s plenty of petite girls that won’t mind the height. myself included I’m 5’5 and height really isn’t a big deal for me. also some of the coolest brothers I’ve met have been the ones that might not necessarily be considered the most attractive but wallahi their personality, principles and other qualities makes them the most attractive person in the room.
I’ll link a post I asked about this topic:
@tumblrinas feel free to add
9 notes · View notes
nerves-nebula · 1 year
Note
(sorry about anything just.. wanted to interact ig? And share something stupid maybe but yeah hello I'm just a sewer rat)
Umm.. I'm trying to use my current over excitement on my art to put away a lil thing I wanna do that I hope I got enough patience cause yeet.
Context is..
Donnie just having a crisis after something real real bad w/ the asshole Abe.
And as i love to spread violence, I wanted to make a sequence of a fight w/ Abe because he's a crazy mf and mad because he tried to eat his mom(that oc have a rat that he calls mom. He's a trash baby literally)I want to make something stupid w/ an Oc and your D of he getting dragged by a random person that by seeing her a victim but don't fucking know of care if he have some family, drags him away to his trash home full of rats, and just ig wanted to make a chat between them, because I kinda enjoy putting traumas on table and talk (if I even write it correctly on hand or just give up and text it lol) because, y'know tense in the air and someone kidnapped D specially after suffering with someone else. And prob scary but later he notices that is just a human guy, living in the Yokai streets, with a bunch of rats and a lil robot.
Sorry ig for too long text- but probably just to see if it's a 👍 of idea or 👎 of ideia to you (general context, if you feel ok idk, probably won't even start but just wanted to share ig?)
I ask permission because I'm actually getting used to draw kinda fan art and interactions BC I'm awful at this whole thing and a scared rat.
Have a good night
some of this is a bit hard to understand but i think i get the general point, and yeah, you can do whatever you want to. you dont need my permission to write or draw this, though i appreciate you asking <3
17 notes · View notes
lemonhemlock · 1 year
Note
Hello! What do you think of alicent being physically harsh with ty tennant's aegon? She abuses him (it felt like that to me) and then tells aegon that his sister is a dangerous person (which she is), but at that point rhaenyra hasn't done anything, and otto is not there to advise her also but she sees rhaenyra rightly as a legitimate threat. Then when we come to tgc aegon it's like she forgot that her children's lives are in danger and fights more for rhaenyra than her own children. By then she has seen first hand how dangerous rhaenyra is with aemond, vaemond, laenor etc.
Also olivia had told somewhere that alicent is thinking in eggs coronation how rhaenyra will not reconcile with her anymore. I mean why would you care about rhaenyra then. I dont mind people having affection for childhood friends but when said friend doesn't give a shit about your kids or your own mental and physical well-being then it becomes really pathetic and an unhealthy obsesion.
Im saying I'm so confused why she keeps flip-flopping. Why the heck is she on rhaenyra's side when her kids are more into protecting her than rhaenyra. She even forced aegon to accept his crown when he said no. (If they make her poison him for rhaenyra, she will be just so terrible)
The writing is making me insane. I want to get some clarity and i thought to ask you since you have such well thought out responses. Sorry for such a long question.
hey there. thank you for having faith in my abilities to make sense of this mess. i do take it as a compliment that you guys think to come to me for help whenever you're confused by smth or pondering an issue. 💌
so, i hope you won't feel too upset, but i'm going to redirect you to the relevant tags as i've been ranting about this quite a lot already and would just end up repeating myself.
long story short: it's inconsistent writing. each episode usually had a different writer & director, each with their different take on the characters. that's fine and all, but something happened there bc the people in charge (miguel??) didn't do a good enough job to smooth things over chronologically and make sure everyone is on the same page and that the character developments are linear.
that's why alicent is antagonistic and out to get rhaenyra one episode, then the next episode she wants to be bffs. that's why the showrunners say one thing to the media, but the actors say another. look at this through the perspective that they're not going to come out having a go at each other in the press because that would be unprofessional. so we're never gonna find out what miguel actually did for sure and who's responsible for all this mixed messaging.
as for alicent being physically harsh with ty's aegon. she is, as you said, alone at court, experiencing first hand viserys' indulgence & favouritism towards rhaenyra + his unwillingness to sanction her even for grave illegalities*, so that only increases her paranoia that her children are going to suffer the consequences of this. on top of /that/, aegon himself doesn't take this seriously and she has just found out he also colludes with rhaenyra's children (the people who will order his execution in the future, but he's too blind to see it now) and bullies his own brother (aka the one he could actually trust and support, but instead alienates). she goes to viserys first but he ignores her concerns again.
so i think she just snaps in that moment and loses patience with aegon. him wanking in the middle of the day in the tommen window doesn't help his case. now, alicent is not a modern mother living in the 21st century, with a whole literature of child development & psychology at her disposal, therapists and specialists to guide her. she also has her own trauma to deal with, no help on that front either. she can't "educate" herself. she is not going to be gentle parenting aegon lol. she uses what tools she has at her disposal: first talking nicely, that doesn't work, then she starts yelling and grabs his face so that he'll listen, bc what else is she supposed to do? she literally isn't conceptually aware of any other way to get her message across
*again, that's placing your bastards in the line of succession against their trueborn relatives, not having bastards in the first place
15 notes · View notes