#I don’t actually

[silllyyyyy]

you should draw this with pinky

This was painful.

#I hate you #I don’t actually #love you teehee #pinky and the brain fanart #pinky and the brain pinky #pinky and the brain #patb #patb pinky

[sweaty-confetti]

I love you

and i you, anon

#emo moss talks #I don’t actually #asks

[shutupdevvie]

just had the worst thought in the entire world i want it gone

#i don’t actually #it’s too good #i need to turn my brain off

[ombrathefurry]

Hello there ObamaMcFlurry

i know who you are

#answered #I don’t actually #but it’s funnier this way

[vinegutss]

Before finishing s3 of TMA, I would always see people saying things like “I hope Tim’s enjoying his kayaking trip :)” and I thought “oh that’s nice he goes kayaking :D”

And then I finished s3 and realised what it meant

I hate all of you

#the magnus archives #tma spoilers #tma tim #i am distraught #tma season three #I don’t actually #otherwise I would have spoiled myself a LONG time ago

[angelbvn]

mmmmmm i see i seee

#brainrot.txt #i don’t actually #my brain can’t take in any knowledge but eh

[mavundercover]

MASON FUCKING VERGER DID NOT JUST ASK IF ALANA BLOOMS HIPS WERE “CHILDBEARING”

I HATE THIS SHOW

#i don’t actually #it’s the only thing keeping me sane rn #actually no i’m going insane #tee hee #hannibal #mason verger #alana bloom

[local-ragamuffin]

Man I love having pointless breakdowns

#I don’t actually #I’m upset #autism is a bitch sometimes

[fayeisuppose]

hahah I love insomnia

#I don’t actually #I’m so tired #but at the same time I’m not #idk #I just want someone to talk to :(

[cosmictequila]

iiiiiii have a spending problem

#i don’t actually #but i am v impulsive and buy things i probs shouldn’t #but this purchase i actually think i’ll like #whatever i just always feel guilt whenever i spend money #shut up kay

[trashcreatyre]

I hope you all know that I do have a favorite mutual, and I’m not telling you who it is

#/j #i don’t actually #tbh I sometimes forget who I’m mutuals with #trash rambles

[horserad-ish]

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

#I think 1000 is when it says max I don’t actually know #boop #april fool's day #boop war #boop meter #april fools 2024 #boop o meter

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#i love reading your examples! however next person to be like um actually this exists?? it’s on sight #i know it exists. i think it’s fun. that’s why i think more people should do it. #sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul #and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd. #i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist! #something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content #idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently #mine

[thunderon]

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

#the SERENITY PRAYER IN LATIN #life is about surrounding yourself with the dumbest people imaginable so you can get some occasional laughs #i also don’t smoke #so this sign is extra funny to put up in our place #op #also my roomie is actually very very intelligent contrary to this post lmao #bestof

[oopdeathnote]

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

#death note #light yagami #american psycho #patrick bateman #you could put patrick bateman in deathnote and he wouldn’t even seem particularly out of place tbh #i don’t actually like american psycho that much i just keep getting funny #patrick bateman posts on my pinterest feed #original post

[areyouscaredyet]

im not particularly religious but i think it’s very cute that Trans Day of Visibility and Easter are on the same day this year :)

its no question that something like this could be triggering or upsetting to a number of queer ppl given the current sociopolitical climate, so i want everyone to remember that u are loved! Regardless of what u or others believe, there are ppl who will love and support you always. Give yourself patience and treat yourself with care!!!

happy and peaceful TDOV everyone!! And Easter to those who celebrate :D

#sorry for treating Jesus like an anime character #trans day of visibility #tdov #easter #Jesus is actually very fun to draw #I have no idea how to tag this because what do I even say #lgbtqia #religion #Jesus #christianity #christian imagery #sorry for all the tags I just wanna make sure ppl can filter this if they don’t wanna see it lol #i drawd this