#I didn't understand shit

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

Dutch: ... I think I forgot something.

Micah: If you forgot, then it wasn't important.

Dutch: Yeah, you're right

John, in a jail: I'm sure Dutch will send someone!

#two and a half men #do you like this show guys #because I watched it when I was TOO DAMN YOUNG #I didn't understand shit #but found it hilarious #rdr2 #rdr #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #red dead redemption memes #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder #rdr2 dutch #dutch van der linde #van der linde gang #rdr2 dutch van der linde #rdr2 john #john #john marston #rdr2 john marston #rdr2 micah #micah #micah belll #rdr2 micah bell

[woolysstuff]

I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM

Evil!Sun my beloved (Edit// This Evil!Sun is from TSAMS and is not an AU of mine guys)

Bonus doodle

#NO NO LISTEN #I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EVIL SUN DIMENSION FOR SO LONG #AND YOU BET I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YESTERDAYS UPLOAD #AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND #alright i'm calming down now #I am totally normal about him guys haha (lie) #I really like the fact that he was actually like #really smart #maybe even smarter than moon #and I love how he just #doesn't give a shit #at all #euuuugh #he <3 #/p #Honestly seemed more morally gray than evil if anything #and i feel like moon just kinda #started throwing insults at him #at random #like i'll be honest some of the things he called him didn't really make sense to me #but hey maybe that's just me #oh god this is getting kinda long uhm #wooly draws stuff #tsams #the sun and moon show #tsams spoilers #tsams sun #tsams evil sun #sundrop #wooly's stupid brainrot

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

these stupid shows won't let me rest

#literally they both did so fcking incredible i wasnt even entirely sure at first i was thinking of the right actors #they both embodied both characters so well and i was so caught up in this scene i didn't realize at first what it reminded me of #MR. FLANAGAN PLEASE NEVER STOP CASTING THEM #the fall of the house of usher #tfothou #tfothou spoilers #the fall of the house of usher spoilers #carla gugino #henry thomas #the haunting of hill house #olivia crain #hugh crain #verna #frederick usher #froderick #froderick usher #mike flanagan #flanaverse #feel its relevant to say this is the closest ive come to understanding people who say shit like 'im eating the drywall'

[caenith]

It's always been so funny to me that the Council of Elrond is literally just a meeting of people who have showed up in Rivendell with different problems and just happened to do so at more or less the same time. They didn't gather there to discuss the Ring, the future of the Middle Earth or the rise of Sauron.

Nope. Each of them have faced An Issue and decided to ask Elrond for help.

Poor Elrond. He managed to avoid the kingship, but not becoming a parent figure for almost everyone in the Middle Earth.

#tolkien #lotr #lotr newsletter #'shit guys we fucked up Gollum has escaped - what now?' #'... let's ask Elrond' #'... DAAAAAAD? We have a problem...' #I understand the Lack of Screentime but it's so sad that the movies didn't include that #Elrond my love my sweet boy my perfect father figure to absolutely anyone <3 #Ofc the issues that they're all facing are related to the Main Problem - Sauron and his search for the Ring - but still

[fortunefavorsthebrave-dude]

“the only thing that matters right now is my marriage and my children” sure didn’t matter when you were sticking your dick in your employee huh

#try guys #ned fulmer #i am sooooooo tired of this shit happening #anyway. hope they both end up working a miserable minimum wage job #yes both. alex is a grown woman with a fiance #she knows better #and i know ned is her boss but so are the other guys and she didn't fuck them so #truly do hope they're having the worst days of their lives rn #and god almighty i hope ariel and the kids are okay #and to be so brazen about it too in fucking public like. come ON. #will never understand ruining a whole career for sex #insanely fucking stupid shit

[arctixout]

Jan and his allegedly tuned guitar

Bonus Bojan:

#joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #jan peteh #bojan i have touched a guitar last time over a decade ago #you play that shit to paying customers wtf you mean you didn't understand shit #????????? #*my gifs

[iknowwhereyousnoozeatnight]

can you draw L and Light doing work together I think it'd be cute and relaxing

L says the overhead lights stay off

#ask #death note #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #maybe #i've been having fun w perspective lately just freehanding it seeing what happens it's nostalgic to me bc i used to draw a lot of #houses n shit bc geometric shapes and different perspectives are very relaxing to draw for me #did a very dark color palette bc i have been going crazy wild with color palettes lately (they are coming soon) idk something in my #head clicked and i have just been a color understander i've pulled color palettes out of thin air and they work it's wild and very fun but #wanted to do smth more low-key bc i drew this in the middle of the night for one and also blue greys are some of my fav colors #for sketching and i didn't feel like lining and finishing this for realsies #ah just realized i forgor their handcuffs oops i am not going back to fix that

[joyful-soul-collector]

So

Fun fact

I work at a Renaissance Faire

And sometimes customers will bring little trinkets to give the actors/employees of the park

And today I was ringing up a person's order and they go "would you like a Cursed Object"

I said yes of course I would love a Cursed Object

Because that's just what you say when someone offers a Cursed Object

I finish up their order and in return I am gifted this:

And was promptly informed that they had made 128 of these

So ya know, I'll definitely be treasuring this for the rest of my life

#I lost it when they handed me this please understand that I was CRYING laughing at this shit #I was still doing my British accent too #I didn't say anything particularly British but it was funny that I got stuck in it #Anyway #marko rants #ok to rb

[starflungwaddledee]

lost a bet with @eliastheownerof0axolotls, so here's today's starstruck shipaganza entry (and also a belated birthday present for elias) featuring his oc flower dee and the rather absurd "blush off":

#starstruck dee #others ocs #my art #you've heard of toxic yaoi now get ready for: super wholesome yuri #for the record i am not... 100% sure that starstruck would even understand what marriage was. joint bank account??? #but i didn't write this dialogue so i claim no responsibility #however i do think this is probably her 'flirting' mechanic. #like totally unintentionally on her part but she blushes cutely at you and suggests you could be in love with her #then you're just like 'ohh uhhh hmm well i guess i *could* be...' for days #🎀💖 #edit: auughh i should have saved this for waddle dee wednesday! damn! shit! oh well.

[coockie8]

There's no way any anti who throws the "go file your taxes" insult is actually an adult, right? 'Cause an adult would know you literally only file your taxes once a year and only at a like really specific time of year usually :/

#like if you're gonna tell me to ''go do X adult task'' at least make it an adult task I have to do every day #like dishes or some shit #so you don't come off like a toddler who doesn't understand how the adult world works #I mean that's still a weak as hell insult because the dishes take at most an hour if they're particularly dirty #but at least I do that every day so it kinda makes sense #taxes are a once a year event #it's not like they need to be filed every month :/ #''go take care of your children'' is wildly misogynistic so that one's not allowed either even if I had children #adults do in fact do things besides ''work taxes and make/care for babies'' #like >18 antis are in for a world of backlash when they hit 18 and realise their hobbies/interests didn't suddenly disintegrate #just anti things #anti bs #proshipper safe

[yurimage]

Now that it's Disability Pride Month, anyone who makes obnoxious diabetes jokes along the lines of "diabetes in a cup" or similar jokes personally owes me at least $10 okay thank you much love ^_^

Same goes for the people who immediately tell me about how much they would hate their life if they had to inject themselves with needles everyday like I do after I tell them I'm diabetic, your comment is not helpful or insightful! :3

Oh and people who ask me for the in depth medical definition on type 1 diabetes owe AT LEAST $30, I'm not your personal medical dictionary

#this turned more so into a snarky vent post but idc #you guys would not believe the shit I hear on a daily basis #I've encountered actual medical professionals who say these things to me #I've had hospital trips where my nurse didn't actually understand the difference between type 1 and type 2 #this shit is insane #I can't believe I actually put up with this daily and don't just start killing #zelle.txt #disability pride month #type 1 diabetes

[robntunney]

Don't use rational thought as a defense with me, not after all you and I have seen. Vaughn, you and I live and breathe madness every day on the job...there is no...rational thought! I can't even pretend to have a conversation about anything else with you. What it comes down to is faith.

#alias #sydney bristow #michael vaughn #sydney x vaughn #aliasedit #alias: 3x01 #tvedit #jennifer garner #michael vartan #i made dis #ok so truth time #I do not fault vaughn for moving on #BUT I'm still in love with this scene #becasue she's 100000% correct #you do not owe him shit girl #like boy had the right to move on #he didn't know #and I don't find fault in him not thinking that maybe sydney was still alive #but he did come there for absolution from that #and she does not owe him that #she does not owe him understanding #i guess all i'm trying to say is her feelings are so damn valid #she doesn't need to act ok with this whole wild situation to spare his feelings #thank you and goodnight

[silver-horse]

guys I felt genuine fear in my stomach while reading this tweet...

#this can't be happening... please ... #we really can't have anything good now... huh... everything will be tainted by greed... shit adaptations are incoming #horrid sequels etc... I am so sad that larian doesn't even own the fucking characters they made! fml #I haven't been interested in any of my hobbies in the past decade... bg3 helped me regain some of that joy #but this will be also screwed soon... it's already happening... how great #I understand why they are moving away from bg3... and I didn't expect any new content or dlc or anything like that #but I didn't expect that the characters will be handed over to WOTC ... that is horrible #my post #my posts #bg3 mine #larian studios #current events #giving me doomsday feelings ... but I already had doomsday feelings from the war getting worse nearby... #I guess if russia kills us all I won't have to feel sad about how all my favourite stories are ruined... oh well #apparently my mom is stocking up on food as if a bag of rice could save her if they drop an atomic lol #negativity posting #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wizards of the coast #twitter

[navajja]

I have nothing finished to share, they are what i draw to take a break from coloring my zine pieces. But i hope you guys like half baked aus I fantasized about at work. Basically Zuko is forced out of the throne, things get complicated.

#myart #nvjjarttag #zuko #atla zuko #atla katara #katara #avatar the last airbender #atla #i know i didn't draw toph in this one #but for some reason i imagine a Katara and toph rescue team #they need to get zuko out of the palace #just a bad ending kinda shit #if you understand my handwriting and know the song i love you and we should be friends #i probably should've use a song like that for fan art but i don't control how my mind works #it just made sense #tagging as #zukka #bc i know exactly what ratio i want

[chaikajpeg]

with the amount of assignments i need to do drawing should be the last thing on my mind right now, but i really wanted to draw chise and this happened . . .

photo reference: i can't find the name of the photographer right now but i'll make another attempt later... i saw the name of Stefano Ronchi a few days ago but can't find the source anymore... and i'm not sure if it was correct at all... if anyone knows the author please tell me 🙏🙏

#my art #initially i was just tired of 🌽 bots flooding the mahoyome tag and decided to dilute their concentration in there #“just a five minute sketch” was my original plan #but im stupid and can't follow my schedule for the life of me #this took me an hour because i got really confused about the wing midway and spent 15 extra minutes redrawing it #i already drew a sketch using this photo and thought i understood the lighting on the feathers. turned out i didn't understand shit #mahoutsukai no yome #mahoyome #the ancient magus' bride #the ancient magus bride #ancient magus bride #tamb #chise hatori #chise hatori fanart

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

i think the actual disconnect between nie mingjue and jin guangyao is that nie mingjue is dying and knows he's dying and has to stick so so so closely to his morals and virtues or else it'll have been for nothing and then he'll have to come to terms with the fact that maybe he didn't actually have to die after all vs jin guangyao who wants to live, he wants to live and be safe and have all the things he was told he could never have-was told he was never good enough to have-and will do almost anything to make it so. and these are two like irreconcilable point of views right (and both Correct and Wrong at the same time) and so they can't understand each other because they aren't even having the same argument and neither of them can see that

#nie mingjue #jin guangyao #nieyao #it's good!!! #i think nmj never expected to survive the war against the wen too maybe so after he's both floundering and STILL dying #characters that didn't HAVE to die like that but did anyways because societal/family/narrative pressure etc >>>>>>> #⚰️ #I've been told it's real sweet to grow old #i think there's also this disconnect between the two of them in the story as a whole re that steinberg quote i posted earlier about kleos #nostos (glory seeking vs home coming) #where jgy is the kleos or glory seeker and nmj SHOULD be the nostos (@ #(and he IS to an extent) but also he ISNT because again he is dying-he knows hes dying you cant extract that from his character #and so there SHOULD be this conflict here from that but there just isnt because nmj isnt filling that role properly and i think that's part #of why jgy cant understand him #jgy is the kleos but nmj isnt a glory seeker (not outside of like the war and he's not doing that for glory etc) but he's also not nostos #he's theseus in the king must die #(sorry for referencing a bunch of shit in th tags pls pls pls ignore my rambling to myself about characters that are barely ever on page/ #screen and so we can never actually fully contextualize them because we dont actually know them but oh boy oh boy can we try) #so like what does a guy who will (allegedly) give up anyone and anything domestic to gain/retain status do against a guy who otherwise #would be the opposite and unwilling/unable to sacrifice anyone for these things do when said guy does neither 🤷‍♀️ #mine