#I am peasant

[lovelykhaleesiii]

literally the hottest ancient Roman man I’ve ever seen…

credit to the editor 🤍

#I am peasant #HIS VOICE #still under the weather but I cleaned and did the laundry so you tell me #it’s a miracle #the man is healing me #tom glynn carney #the book of clarence

[p4nishers]

god. GOD. the underlying anger in everything terry writes really IS apparent in hogfather bc fuck u mean this is how things should be? no the fuck it shouldn't. poor people shouldn't have to be satisfied with what they get, that's just fucking capitalism. i REALLY like that terry decided to use death as projection for what he thinks bc death doesn't know anything and it has to be explained to him and by it being explained to him it shows how fucking stupid those things are. bc ok here's this world where an equivalent of santa ACTUALLY exists and, because it mirrors our world, it's still unjust. santa actually fucking exists in this world and he could give ANYONE ANYTHING bc he's essentially a god and people gave him that power by making him up, BUT because ppl imagined him in a way that poor people don't get shit (like they usually do) and rich people get EVERYTHING they want, he exists like that. whereas death has seen the absolutely WORST of humanity and he STILL thinks that's bullshit and it's not how it should be, it's just how it goes. bc capitalism is always capitalism where there's money and the world will always be fucked up as long as there are oppressor to hold it up. like i just.

#IT IS HOGSWATCH said Death AND PEOPLE DIE ON THE STREETS. PEOPLE FEAST BEHIND LIGHTED WINDOWS AND OTHER PEOPLE HAVE NO HOMES. IS THIS FAIR? #“Well of course that’s the big issue—” Albert began. THE PEASANT HAD A HANDFUL OF BEANS AND THE KING HAD SO MUCH HE WOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE #THAT WHICH HE GAVE AWAY. IS THIS FAIR? “Yeah but if you gave it all to the peasant then in a year or two he’d be just as snooty as the king #NAUGHTY AND NICE? said Death. BUT IT’S EASY TO BE NICE IF YOU’RE RICH. IS THIS FAIR? #“You did say we just had to do this so’s people’d believe—” he began and then stopped and started again. #“When it comes to fair master you yourself—”I AM EVENHANDED TO RICH AND POOR ALIKE snapped Death. #i love him i love him #discworld #gnu terry pratchett #discworld death #hogfather

[kisskissgotohell]

i think the funniest thing about reading tgcf for the first time, after being in the mxtx fandom for two years, is that nothing i learned thru osmosis even remotely prepared me for how many times xie lian poisons people on purpose

#tgcf #xie lian #its funny as hell every time but like. sir. #the I Am God You Peasants. Now Eat My Fucked Up Meatballs scene is possibly my new favorite book scene ever

[duchi-nesten]

✏️ DannyMay Day 12: Traditional Media Challenge! ✏️

Danny pulled out his phone to record a tiktok of Cujo

i haven’t done traditional art in AGES 😭 THE AMOUT OF TIMES I SLAMMED MY TWO FINGERS ON THE PAPER AND WONDERED WHY IT ISNT UNDOING THE LINE (<- will not survive no ctrl z day)

i couldn’t decide if i wanted to color with markers or crayons so i did both 💀 i love how Cujo turned out but other than that i’m unsure lmAO it was fun though!!!

Shared Cujostody AU Masterpost

#dannymay2023 #danny phantom #danny fenton #valerie gray #dp cujo #kad draws #you know what this is a part of #shared cujostody au #i am but a weak peasant held in the clutches of this au

[comraderoscoes]

get a room x

#(and let me in it) #lewis hamilton #will buxton #dutch gp 2023 #people telling him how good he looks is my bread and butter actually #i am but a humble peasant and this keeps me going #cranking out ye olde photoshop so i can send my laptop into cardiac arrest to gif two old men flirting. worth it? no #lydia.gif

[dewedup]

actually fuck it since im airing my dirty unhealthy obsession with rains ass here’s an entire video i took of it

#DO NOT JUDGE ME #i hope this sparks joy in your heart too #rains ass #it’s glorious #i am but a peasant #rain ghoul #the band ghost #gloom captures

[patron-saint-of-lesbeans]

Very interesting (concerning) that while there’s a general consensus of “of course there’s queer Muslims and Jews and Christians we love them!” But that love is conditional. You can be religious but not too religious. You can be spiritual as long as it’s not actually that important to you. You can be observant of your religion’s dogma and traditions as long as you keep it away from everybody else.

But I don’t want to cut myself into smaller pieces. I don’t want to take a part of my life and culture and being and hide it away behind closed doors. It’s just…hypocritical and disappointing when people, who clamor about their love for the contradictory and self-authentic, hate when they’re confronted with it.

#tower of babble #catholic #lgbt #side b #sorry I saw a very good post pointing out the way queer Jews are often cited with the caveat that they’re not observant Jews #and how there are queer observant Jews but I didn’t want to derail so I made my own post #because fuckin hell how often do you see white queers telling queer Muslim women to stop wearing their hibjabi (unless it’s for ~cultural~ #purposes). it’s disgusting and demeaning to assume queer people don’t have deeply meaningful spiritual lives. #side b Christians 🤝 observant queer Jews 🤝 devout queer Muslims #me. happily trans and gay: I’m so happy and blessed to have this body and life - #homo/transphobes: you’re going to hell you’re evil you’re stupid you’re faking it #me: huh. oh. um. well I’m still blessed because I know you are not speaking with Christ in your heart- #a surprising number of self proclaimed radicals: uhhhh please don’t acknowledge that you’re Christian it makes us. uncomfortable. #me: …being uncomfortable and confused about others is the pride of Pride? the queer community thrives on contradiction and self definition? #anyways. prof put my pronouns down as he/she/they on the syllabus and I am popping the biggest gender affirming bottles tonight #(praying a chaplet and eating rice like the grad student peasant I am)

[snzinite]

good news, @messysneezer--my girlfriend @aphrosnziac agreed with you and decided she had to draw Mud/rock according to my headcanon! look at it! it's beautiful! thanks again to her. she doesn't have a blog right now but i'll go back and tag her when she gets around to making one UPDATE: she's here!!! tagged up above. go follow her!!

there's actually more than just her, but i'll leave the rest for her to upload when she gets around to it. until then, enjoy the preview :]

#snz kink #sneeze kink #snzknights #snzblr #talky ghost #snz art #NOT my art i am just the peasant writer #god mud/rock's suit is so cool #also those fics are still coming soon tm #i can't believe how lucky i am #i love you

[notbecauseofvictories]

"You paid good money for this," I tell myself, gritting my teeth as I apply a full face of makeup. "You were looking forward to it just a few hours ago. So now you're going to go, and have a good time and maybe afterwards---"

[I glance at the clock, which reads '6:45 PM']

"---well, afterwards you can take a cab home, and go immediately to bed."

#I keep the same hours as a medieval peasant woman and am very offended when the world doesn't agree with me #it is dark outside! why are we doing things! this is not-doing-things time! #no I don't care that it sounded like fun up until it was time to get ready for it!! #celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge

[hesterias]

princess 🎀

#my girlfriend fr #i am a mere peasant farmer!! #humbug alex #mine

[maxsix]

MATZ Era Park Seonghwa (2024) | Sounds like: Matz | Veni Vidi Vici | Cypher Pt.3 | Daechwita | Beom | YGGR | One And Only | Maestro | Ddaeng | F | Crazy

#park seonghwa #seonghwa #ateez #matz era seonghwa #This Is Everything #we are so blessed #the power he radiates #he sounds like all the aggressively confident tracks #which announces a new era of man like how a boxer enters a ring #basically all my favourite tracks back when i was a little rap KHH stan #this photo of him is very like...intentional #bc it makes him look so much bigger than us #Like a God looking down on the peasants #and he could easily step on us with his Chanel boots #and we'd thank him for it #i am aware i link to the same songs all the time #but they are classics ok!

[pianokantzart]

Aasdkfjlkjassdkfa DK PLEASE

#I NEED TO BRING ATTENTION TO THIS 2.5 SECONDS #DK's reaction is killing me #''don't touch me peasant. I am not your friend'' #Meanwhile Mario... gdi LOOK AT HIM #the silliest of goobers. Only the saltiest of the salty can hate that smile #Mario Movie #Super Mario Brothers #the super mario brothers #Mario #Donkey Kong

[whumpshaped]

"and im getting quality prompts too. why dont these ppl have their own blogs so i can follow them and rb all this premium stuff. "

Can't write unless I feel obligated to for the sake of somebody else :(

Scrolling through your blog and manifesting regular asks in 2024 to get me out of this hole 😭

NO BUT. OK. I AM GRABBING U LIKE THIS

I HEAR SO MANY PPL SAY SIMILAR STUFF. AND HOW LIKE OHHHH I DONT RLY WRITE THIS IS NOT REAL WRITING.... POST THAT HALF BAKED SHIT. WRITE INCOMPREHENSIBLE PROMPTS. RAMBLE. SCREAM INTO THE VOID. thats half of what i do.

THERES TREMENDOUS VALUE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! if u guys posted all this stuff the community would be all the better for it bc theyre SO quality. i love u guys. if any of u ask senders ever make a blog to post these prompts or smth, or decide to start posting them on ur already existing blogs, whatever. just send me ur url bc i wanna follow. its such good stuff.

#maybe u didnt need the whole motivational speech #but some of my friends r like #'hehe i had this UNIQUE AND AWESOME AND SHOW STOPPING IDEA im just gonna share it in a dm w u :D' #then turn around and go 'man im not a writer i never write or post :/' #I AM. SHAKING U. BITING U. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED BLESS THE REST OF US PEASANTS #W THOSE THOUGHTS #PLEASE #clearly i am passionate abt this #but also im honoured im the one u guys share these with #and u expect me to bring these to life and do smth w them #very very honoured #but just letting all of u know that basically all the prompts i get or like 95% of them could stand on their own #thats all #ofc nobody is obligated to post their ramblings im sorry im just so so passionate abt this. bc this IS writing this IS creating scenarios #hhhhhhhhh #okay. #im gonna stop here before i give myself a heart attack #asks

[green-alien-turdz]

First off, I love you and your art so much (even your non South Park art), second, can you tell us about South Park ships you like and maybe some you hate? Only if you want to though! You're a king and us peasants appreciate you! <3

Thank you! And thanks for even likin the non-sp stuff too. Let me get into this (keep in mind I don't know a lot of ships)

Ships I like:

Style is obviously my favourite ship. Nothin else to it. Creek of course (but it's also canon, so is it even really a ship?). Bebe and Wendy is just cute. I DO like Cartman and Wendy (but it would be so dysfunctional). Randy and Gerald bein faggy from time to time is just fun n I thoroughly enjoy it. Garrison and Mr.Slave was great, but glad that Mr.Slave is no longer bein treated like shit haha.

Ships I hate:

Kyman (I have nothin against you if you like it, I just CANNOT. I think that the teasin in the show is funny, but beyond that, I am not a fan).

I literally can't think of any other ships. I'm tellin you I just don't know them lol. Even in my ones I liked, most were just ones that happened in the show.

#asks #everyone knows that the best ship is me n gerald though #oh and thank you! but I am no king n you guys are no peasants

[tennant-davids]

when all the rich people with memberships have bought all the tickets before thursday and we're back to fighting for our lives in october then what??

#just read the website properly and i am annoyed like let us peasants have a go 😭 #macbeth #david tennant #.txt

[meganechan05]

I've been looking for you, My Princess

Takarazuka Prince Rita

Takarazuka Prince Rita

Takarazuka Prince Rita

Takarazuka Prince Rita

TAKARAZUKA PRINCE RITA

NO THOUGHTS! HEAD EMPTY!

HIMERITA PERSONALITY SWAP CINDERELLA AU!

I CAN SEE IT! I CAN SMELL IT! I CAN IMAGINE RITA GIVING THEIR ALL TO GIVE HIMENO A WONDERFUL LIFE!!

YES PLEASE!!!!

#can you tell that the KingOh v Kyoryu trailer rewired my brain with those alternate timeline shots? #like OH MY GOD PAPILLON #AND IT'S THE SAME COLOR PALETTE I USE FOR EVIL CLONE RITA SINCE FCKING OCTOBER #ZUKA RITA #TAKARAZUKA PRINCE RITA #please #please give me Ikemen Prince Rita flirting with Peasant Himeno! #I AM FCKING BEGGING #kingohger #king ohger #ohsama sentai kingohger #rita kaniska #rita kanisuka #himeno ran #hymeno ran #himerita #hymerita #kingoh doodles #nb bug yuri