green-alien-turdz

[green-alien-turdz]

I live! Of course if imma lose to anyone it's gonna be my mf self. Just wanted tosay thank you to all the mfs who sent in nice shit to my inbox. You guys are always so sweet for no reason. I should hopefully be back n postin again soon!

#alsp got 150+ shit in my inbox #gonna do a take 7 on kms bcuz hot fuckin DAMN

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I'm goin fuckin wild right now. I gotta come up with some design plans for a massive paintin I gotta make for my city's Juneteenth celebration. I was just told about this today n they want the brainstormin to be done before Monday. are you fuckin kiddin me hnnn

#call me tweek bcuz this shit is too much fuckin pressure #screw my brother for marryin into a family that is involved in the community #i mean it's a crazy cool honour n i love that they trust me enough but FUCK

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Bad stupid comic bcuz mental illness is workin overtime right now

#south park #sp fanart #tolkein black #my art #ion know what rich people homes look like inside so i just made them folksy naturalists kinda mfs

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ok sorry but I need to vent rq some of my friends were being kinda transphobic and they were saying shit like "you can't even figure out if you're a boy or a girl" and idk why but I got really sad and offended and I had a really bad mental breakdown and I started biting myself a lot and cutting myself and I feel like I overreacted but I was seriously feeling really bad and I even missed Kenny's birthday and that boy is my SON and I feel bad for forgetting

Sorry

Don't be sorry for ventin to me, man, I been very clear with people that you guys are more than mfin welcome to talk to me about anythin. I'm so fuckin sorry that happened dude. n I just wanna say right now that those cunts ain't your fuckin friends. If they're gonna say shit like that to you, then they ain't real ones. Even if that is what you're currently goin through, yknow, bein conflicted about where you fall or if you fall on either of em, there's nothin wrong with that. While I obviously don't condone the act of sh, if you're already in a fragile state n somethin sends you into that, shit happens. Please just be sure to take care of yourself n try practicin harm reduction in the future. When you feel these things buildin up, take time to process n calm down to the best of your ability. Learn to talk with yourself n just have moments where you spend focusin on gettin outta that state of mind. Fuck those guys, man. I truly hope that you're doin somewhat better now. n don't let a bday of some character stress you out. I know missin somethin that's important to you can be overwhelmin n disappointin, but you n your mental health are far more important. You can celebrate Kenny anyday, but always put yourself first. Fuck those 'friends', dude. Please realize that you don't deserve to put up with people who will use shit against you like that. Hope that things get better, man

#asks #i hope this didn't sound ignorant or nothin #please take care of yourself bro

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Sorry if this sounds rude, but what are your pronouns? Or name, I just call you Alien sometimes I don't know what to call you haha, my English is not very good

This is the rudest, crudest, n most mfin offensive thing I have ever been asked. Shame. jk bro ion know why that would be rude. My pronouns are he/him. n I ain't too comfortable with sharin my name as it's not too common, but legit call me whatever. Bitch, fuckface, fag, etc. I couldn't care less. Alien works fine, I think that's kinda fun. But if you want somethin close to my irl name, it starts with 'J', so you could just use that.

#asks #now why you talkin about me is the real question? I wanna know what's up

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started autistically vibrating the second i read your answer lmfao. i was thinking cartman or tweek myself tbh, those bitches are both just PRIMED for it imo. i tend to lean towards a lot of abduction experiences being some kind of extreme reaction to other earthly trauma, but that really doesnt seem to fit every account so idk what the fuck is going on. god though dude *puts on homemade MUFON lanyard* i am SO SO SO CURIOUS to hear about your/your fam's weird experiences if you ever wanna share, i saw some questionable shit when i briefly lived out in Ohio myself. gone back and forth on the legitimacy of it all over the years, one of those things that's like, the more you research the less you Know.

Okay bro, I gotchu. I NEVER get to talk about this shit so imma fuckin go wild

Ight, so legit everybody in my mfin family got some shit to say- I tried to pry my brother's experiences outta him, but he is dogshit about answerin questions. Just know that he got some stories from when he would go campin n shit (even though he has funny ass stories from when he was outta his mind fucked up, there's still a lotta sober experiences he's got too)

1st, my dad: his stories are kinda vague too bcuz we don't talk, but from what he has told me in the past, he has 2 moments in his life he was certain was alien activity. Both of these take place in Texas (but when he was still livin in Ohio, he did say he'd seen some weird shit). The first is when he was movin to Oregon, n he was drivin late at night through Texas. Not a soul on the mfin road n he's in buttfuck nowhere. He said that there was this huge fuckin flash of light from above n his truck completely shut off. Like, the mf was still rollin at the same speed, but nothin it was like the car itself just kinda switched off (no engine, no lights, no music, nothin). He's tryin to start it up over n over, not really sure what the hell was goin on- so he's tryna pop the clutch seein as he was still movin. But this shit would NOT turn the fuck over. Until after he was gonna give up, slowly brake n just pull off to the side, but before he even attempted, the truck starts up again n continues on like nothin even happened.

His second experience I don't remember as well, so sorry about that. If I fuckin recall my dad n his band were just finishin up a show n were just chillin behind the bar smokin. One mf points out that there's this weird fuckin plane over some buildings on the horizon. Like, it just wasn't movin right? He said it seemed to be movin in a really slow zig zag pattern (but it wasn't like a drone, this this was way too big n it was the mid-90s). They kinda brush it off bcuz it's late as hell n they're all pretty shitfaced. But he said that it lasted in that area for about 10 more minutes, just movin back n forth until he looked away for a minute n it was just gone.

He's also told me about how on his late night drives in dead places, he's seen a shit load of random light infront of him shootin into the ground, n this is especially fuckin freaky to me bcuz I got a very similar thing that happened not that long ago. It's explained in my individual experience.

My mom n grandma: My gma might have some more, I feel like she had told me somethin. This one is backed by both my mom n my gma (although my uncle was here too, he just doesn't associate w/ the family so maybe he'd have some input). My gma used to drive from across the whole U.S. ALL the fuckin time when my mom was growin up, like they always had these roadtrips bcuz my gpa was an abusive pos n they'd escape back to my greatgrandparents place. So they're in the more of the desert states (like New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada, I just can't remember which). My mom is probably about 10 or so. It's full on daylight, unlike every other story I got, this is the only one where it is broad fuckin daylight out. There's nothin but desert for miles, it's just a long beige stretch. So when my mom saw somethin just hoverin in the sky, it stuck out like a sore thumb. My mom calls it out, which causes everyone in the car to just watch it. My gma doesn't stop drivin, but she slowed down quite a bit, n she says that thing just fuckin sat there. Like, no movement whatsoever. It didn't look all that much like a plane, but they couldn't make out defined details. All they knew is that there is this plane adjacent aircraft just hoverin in the middle of the desert. They'd never seen anythin like it, despite all of them bein raised on military bases n seein a lot of kinds of military aircrafts (which is why this was ruled out). They kept drivin off but my mom said she just watched it through the window as it became smaller n smaller until it got too far away to see- but that shit never moved. It just remained hoverin in that same place.

Ight, Imma get into my experiences now, I got two with people n one that's on my own (that one is long as SHIT).

The first one is with me n my sisters (home in Oregon): This is around 2015-2016. It's the middle of the night in late April. We were chillin bcuz it was one of my sisters bdays n we were just talkin n watchin the stars. Now we live right next to an airport, so there are a shit ton of planes that go over, even late at night- but you can always tell those bcuz of the red lights n they're usually not that high up yet. We were just talkin tryin to find constellations bcuz it was a clear ass night. At some point we see these two lights. They're contained in these circular shadows WELL into the sky, but we could still make out a vessel that the light were on. 4 light on each circle. They're goin up n down the night sky back n forth completely parallel, so it seems like they're together. At first we were losin our shit, not able to explain what we were watchin. After some rational thought, we were like 'mfer we see satellites in the sky all the time, that's probably what these are' bcuz they were fuckin zoomin through the sky. We even see satellites pass over, but we kinda notice that they move n look a LOT different than the lights we were watchin. But every satellite's different yknow? That is until these mfs, the completely parallel movin in tandem lights all of a sudden both separate n go fuckin zoomin away from one another in the opposite direction. No longer up n down, but left n right. And then they're just fuckin GONE. Like, they sped off n never returned to the place they'd been for like 20 or so minutes. (Now I am willin to admit, that very well could be satellites, but it's still weird as fuck).

Here's one with me n my dad: This is around 2019. We were out in Utah, middle of the desert. This time it's probably closer to like 10-11pm. We were kinda just doin our own thing, sittin, thinkin about shit. When outta the fuckin blue, we notice this weird ass aircraft. Like, it low flying, large enough to be a fuckin cargo plane (doesn't look like one though), n movin super slow with a BRIGHT fuckin light slowly phasin in n out, illuminatin the craft. We're both losin our shit watchin this bcuz neither of us know what the fuck we're lookin at. Now this this was low enough that, if it were a plane, we would've heard it. But it was movin at the same speed which planes always appear to be when they're thousands of feet into the sky. But this was maybe 200 or less feet up. It was a really thick, aircraft that was slightly triangular in shape, but still pretty bulky. We couldn't see any engine or shit like that. We are legit fuckin shoutin like mad men, chasin this thing. At some point we try to call over the rest of the family, but we're slowly losin our visual on this thing. Everyone else is tryna look in the sky as my dad n I make a mad dash tryna keep an eye on it as it went behind some structure. But the second we got to a place where it should've been seen on the other side, based on its flight path, this thing was fuckin gone. Like, nowhere in the sky. It was like it was never there. To this day not sure what the fuck we were watchin bcuz we followed it for a good while, just for it to vanish.

Okay, now onto my final encounter (warning, this is a LONG mf bcuz it just happened in January, so it's fresh on my mind): I had decided to drive out to Sauvi island at like 1 am because I really wanted to go out and watch the water. But it was like the foggiest night in existence. It was during that period in January where every night was covered in this thick, heavy fog. I wasn't gonna let that stop me though. Even if I could barely see the road and almost crashed like 5 different times, I was determined. The drive itself was kinda ominous, but shit didn't start gettin weird until I actually reached Sauvi's. The second I reach the island, something just feels off instantly. I mean, no one's on the road of course, it's late, it's foggy. But I mean, it was DEAD. There was an alarming amount of roadkill everywhere (like fresh roadkill), and the entire island reeked of fuckin death, skunk, and mold. So I keep fuckin driving and just get the sense that someone was following me, like on my ass tailing me, but there wasn't any other cars or nothing. But I had the window down and swear I could hear some shit close to me. I'm driving and manage to miss my turn off to the beach. Here's where shit genuinely starts getting weird. Lights. Unexplainable lights ALL over. Now if this was a more populated area, I would assume some of this was street lamps, but the island doesn't really have that many (they have them in front of some buildings, but the roads are lightless). I kept seein "headlights" coming around turns that didn't exist. And when I should've been passing them, there was nothing there and the lights were gone. Okay, weird, but maybe it was my headlights reflection on the fog. Then I see fuckin taillights. I get confused because it looks like a car going up a hill, and I brushed it off before realizing that it was a wide open, flat road, and there was no hill or car in sight. I watched the lights turn into nothing and they were gone. At this point, I'm freaked out, but I'm still finding my way back to the beach. I manage to loop back around to the entrance of Sauvi's so I can take the right turn this time. When I tell you that the smell is worse and I even notice more roadkill. I would've seen any other cars on the road, but there was fuckin no one. And I know damn well that I wasn't the one who hit them. But I brush that off because I'm every white person in a horror movie. Not too long after, I saw the final unexplainable light I'd see that night. There was this small-ish, but abnormally bright light just kinda bobbing up and down infront of this post. I assumed it was some weird reflective thing, but as I approached it, it went up and then shot into the ground- the light completely disappearin into the ground. After I saw this, the feelin of bein chased was at a 100%, like I was stressin. I finally took the right turn, and there's this one fuckin shadow in the fog that I'm TELLING you looked like this tall fucking figure walking about. I legit stopped dead in my tracks to watch it, but this feeling of dread came over me, and I sped off. I finally make it to the beach, but I think I stayed for maybe 5 minutes or less? There was an extremely menacing feeling. Like it was THICK. I couldn't see the water it was so fogged out. I mean, it was beautiful. But it truly felt like I was being watched. There was little to no sound until I heard coyotes fucking EVERYWHERE. Like an insane amount. I head back to the car and they seem to shut up. I absolutely dipped the fuck outta there.

Now it is important to note with Sauvi's that there is maybe a supernatural element into that. Seein as Sauvi's, like most of Oregon n the U.S. was home to Native Americans (Chinook Indians specifically) n as we know, mfs just weren't allowed catch a break (to put things lightly). So there is more than likely some unrest in the energies n life of the island.

But yeah, there's a small collection of experiences in my family. I'd LOVE to hear your shit from Ohio. That place has some strange shit goin on there, like genuinely. Everytime I went to vist my dad's mom, that place just feels like somethins goin on there

#asks #i will say tho when i finally did make it to the beach #i had the best piss of my life #i swear a majority of that 5 minutes was me pissin in the sand

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I love how u draw cartman he so silly fr :3 (let’s ignore the fact that he killed his dad and fed him to his half brother 🥰)

I bet it was some dank ass chili though, not gonna lie. Bro was fuckin that shit up until he was told the ingredients

#asks

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No shit ur genuinely one of my favorite artists on the platform (and one of the best too)

No shit, bro, imma snatch you up n slow dance with you under the light of a full moon. I'll step on your feet bcuz I have no coordination, but I'll make it up to ya by takin you for a slurpee at 7/11 right after

#asks #shoot me #n thank you

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Damn bro every1’s askin to marry u lmao (I mean I would too 😫😫😫😏😏😏) but like I’m pretty sure I’m in ur age range so if u wanna hang out sometime 👉👈 like lemme treat u bby 😏😏😍 plus I’m a fag who gets ZERO bitches 😞😞😞😭😭😭😭 so I’m desperate

Srsly tho- like, wanna hang out sometime? Not tryna be flirty but 👀..

All y'all mfs actin like ya wouldn't hate me irl ion think you'd actually like me, bro. I mean, I'm more that happy to like talk to you. Don't think we'd be able to hang unless you live in nw oregon. But if you're for real about talkin n shit feel free to hmu

#asks #n I am 18 (seein as you were talkin about age range shit)

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would you ever consider making coloring pages of your work !?

Ion know, dude. If people really wanted me to, then maybe. But my lineart is pretty lame half the time n the colourin is where it actually looks okayish. n then the other half the time, I put so much random shit that ion know if people would be able to decipher what it was. Here's just some lineart v. colurin shit

#asks

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i think i know the answer but, ignoring canon alien shenanigans, who do you think of the sp kids is most likely to have had the classical Whitley Stieber-esque abduction experience? also curious on your opinions on whether or not there are physical alien species that have already made contact with us.

Imma go fuckin feral. You are talkin my mfin language.

The first question is kinda hard bcuz it's so mfin hard to ignore the canon. It's now engraved in my fuckin head that Cartman is the best fit. But if we're talking a Whitley situation, that would mean they'd have further communication with the aliens n the only mfer who in the show lines up with a situation like that is Tweek (offa the top of my head). But ion know if Tweek would be best fit. It can't be Kenny bcuz I know that mf would die from them tryna do a biopsy or some shit. Butters would be funny. Fuck me, man. ion got an answer. I'm sorry, bro. I failed you.

Now for the second question- I absolutely believe so. I am one of those mfs who thinks that aliens are very real. My whole family has experiences with seein some strange ass shit n even some just strange shit I can't explain. I mean, to be fair, there are some instances of mine that are probably hallucinations, but others I know for sure were not. I don't really have an answer as to what I think they're doin or where exactly they are, but those mfs are real n they have made contact with people. I think they're curious. There might be some hidin on Earth. Ion even know, man.

#asks #I never talk about my actual belief n aliens #I know how insane sound. my b haha #sorry i got overly pumped. it's legit just the autism. but i think everyone already seen it in my other posts

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I love seeing your art on my feed it genuinely brings them so much life <33!!!

And I do hate to ask,, if it ain't an issue,, could I perchance request a Gregory or Christophe doodle 🙏🙏

Pull up to my inbox n use fuckin perchance? die. jk live long n prosper, fag. Here's these bitches

#asks #south park #sp fanart #sp gregory #sp christophe #south park fanart #my art #i always forget that mole actuallyfuckin lives (even tho it was never shown) #bcuz of everythin bein reversed #shit wack #but he always makes me miss my phase of just diggin holes for no reason

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can we see ur version of Tweek n Craig when they were in 4th grade?

Evil

#asks #craig tucker #tweek tweak #sp fanart #south park #my art #south park fanart

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i know i've sent an ask semi recently, but man i fuckin love your art. it's honestly gotten me through the last couple months and it's helped me improve on myself and my art. i can't thank you enough on how much impact you've made on a random stranger online dude. i literally yap to anyone and everyone about you whenever i can. your like my biggest inspiration for art right now and i can't express how grateful i am for you. anyway i drew this stupid little thing. marry me please.

First of all HOLY FUCK this is like the sweetest fuckin thing in existence. Fuck you for makin me feel things. This drawin is fuckin great, bro I wanna sqeeze him like a fuckin stressball. AHHH fuck you, bitch (affectionate)

#asks #ion even know how to properly respond to this #I'm fuckin dead #gnaw my arm off #n we can get married bro. not if you a minor. but yknow lol

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As a fellow alien enthusiast and faggot i hope you have a bangin day man

Nahhh you ain't gettin away that quick mf. You can't just drop this n dip. You my mfin soulmate now. Takin your ass to Roswell n we gettin hitched

#asks #no one allowed to just say they an alien enthusiast n NOT expect me to snatch em up #jk sorry if i made you uncomfortable

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Just two bros, holding hands 🔥🔥

They're roommates, your honor

#asks

[green-alien-turdz]

YOUR ART IS SO COOL

Ive always wanted to try digital art but im too scared so you gave me some inspiration

Fear nothin! Digital art can't bite you. YOU have the upper hand. Don't like what comes from it? Fuck it, take a bite outta your monitor. Screen ain't gonna grow hands.

#asks #thank you man #i hope your digital art journey is a fun one #there's sometimes a learnin curve #but i bet you got this shit