andromeda - weyes blood
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I don't have a lot of Halo hot takes that other fans don't generally accept (now, at least. it was different in the early aughts) but I will always defend the weird Contact Harvest sex scene.
It's incredibly tame, basically a sex scene in name only, used less to be like "the hero gets the girl" and more to enforce Johnson's characterization:
One, it establishes Avery "I know what the ladies like" Johnson as a bit of a ladies man.
Two, Halo is pretty skittish about sex generally, so I think it makes sense that if you're using your one sex card, it should be used for a character who you want to unequivocally demonstrate that they fuck. And Johnson definitely fucks.
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I’m going to beat the shit out of you (said with love and affection)
try :D
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Anakin: Most laws refer to a ‘he’ or a ‘she’ so since I am a they the law doesn’t apply to me.
Ahsoka: I don’t think thats how-
Anakin: I am a b o v e the law
Obi Wan: YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT-
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none of you motherfuckers are allowed to judge me for my Lego breakdown
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reva i would let you step on me but if you touch owen skywalker i swear i will go berserker
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sorry bro i lost focus and forgot where u begin and i end i hope nothing gay happened
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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight
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I saw a post that said “Dragon Age discourse walked so that Baldurs Gate 3 discourse could run” and that’s absolutely false. Dragon Age discourse sprinted, foaming at the mouth, so that BG3 discourse could skip happily through a meadow
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i feel like im in a weird demographic when it comes to the percy jackson live action series because of the age i was when i read them. cause i read the lightning thief for the first time when i was in single digits, so percy being twelve seemed appropriately grown up. and then as i got further into the series and into heroes of olympus, percy got older with me, and was always kinda broadly my age or a little older. so like, the movie cast was too old when that happened, because they were way older than me. but now the series cast is actual twelve year olds (or so) and they are so obviously just little babies that im now forced to confront the fact that uhhh percy was in fact a fuckin child when all this started??? exCUSE ME???
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