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cherry-stained-blood · 1 year

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Dating Nikolai headcanons 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

This is so shameless.

dating nikolai headcanons

Synopsis: It’s in the title bozo

Pairing: Nikolai Gogol x GN!reader (they/them)

A/N: I know I’m getting to all of my BSD requests very late but it’ll be worth it I promise. Thank you to my bestie for requesting this, think of this as an honor for his anime form finally getting revealed.

TW: A few suggestive jokes and spoilers for BSD season four/manga, but other than that it’s actually pretty cute

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To start things off, it’s quite surprising for someone like Nikolai to get a partner

No seriously, when he told Dostoevsky about it, he thought he was pulling another one of his stupid jokes.

Nope. He was being 100% honest

But moving on from that, let’s actually get to the good stuff about

Nikolai would be one of those partners that just loves to tease his significant other

Flirting, poking fun at, it really doesn’t matter, he likes to see his loved one embarrassed solely from the comments he makes about them

Besides it’s in his nature to be a tease, so it’s pretty much expected from him

Speaking of being a tease, he likes to tease in other ways. As in, he likes to— rile you up

He won’t flat out screw you whenever he pleases, but he just LOVES to see your flustered expressions when he says as much as a whisper on your ear

“Awwww look at you~ you’re blushing!!”

“Shut up, Nikolai.”

I believe that Nikolai is the type of person who prefers more chill and relaxed dates

As much of a crazy bastard he is, he needs a break from himself every now and then. Just cuddle with him in some comfortable clothes while watching shitty cable TV and he’s happy

Speaking of cuddling, he will cling onto you constantly. He likes being the little spoon, I just believe he loves to be held

Oh and by the way, you know damn well you’re gonna get dragged into his insane life when it comes to his missions

When he came back from his mission of framing the ADA for murder and abduction, you know DAMN well he bragged about it to you nonstop

“Did you SEE their faces!? Ohh sometimes I’m impressed by my own genius—“

“Okay honey, I get it, you can stop bragging now.”

Honestly he only does it to get your attention, he craves your love and affection honestly

Nikolai would just be a very chaotic, but sweet and chill partner, and honestly he’d treat you very well <33

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naughtibonbear · 1 year

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I posted 14 times in 2022

That's 14 more posts than 2021!

6 posts created (43%)

8 posts reblogged (57%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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I tagged 7 of my posts in 2022

Only 50% of my posts had no tags

#namor x reader - 5 posts

#fanfic - 4 posts

#namor the sub mariner - 4 posts

#namor of talokan - 3 posts

#namor x y/n - 3 posts

#namor - 3 posts

#black panther - 3 posts

#n'amor - 2 posts

#writing - 2 posts

#namor isekai au - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 38 characters

#something is wrong with sunny day jack

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OH MY GODS I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. I HAVE SO MANY AUS IDEAS, ISEAKI, OCS, MY MUTANT OC/SELF INSERT. SHOULD I JUST START WITH HEADCANONS, IDK WHAT TO DO!

14 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

As much as I want to write for N'amor of talokan, my brain is switching from him to a lot of comic!Namor, so I'mma start with comic/ animated Namor before, I work out the kinks for K'uk'ulkan fics. Especially some self/oc inserts and I might even mix the two for some fun AUs.

15 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

Decided to dust this old bad boy off especially since I forgot about this account time to make use of it, heck I need to make use of my ao3. Pretty much going to use this to put out as much self indulgent stuff as I can. Here are a list of fandom's plan on writing and feel comfortable writing or making little drabbles for, I will add more later.

Marvel

Wakfu/Dofus

Star wars

Some is wrong with Sunnyday Jack

Aphrodesia

Clive barker's nightbreed

The predators series if I can

Lupin the third

Some oc × reader

17 notes - Posted October 15, 2022

NAMOR AND ISEKAI PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU OLEASE 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

I'm already working on it I'm going to toss some ideas out there working on isekai'ed as a princess to fantasy world, and wakanda's oldest princess, older sister to shuri, younger siblings to king T'Challa.

22 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Namor fantasy isekai idea

Ok here we go fantasy Isekai au, I love OI novels and comics, and this idea has not left me since.

Here we go:

You are now the oldest daughter of the former king of Wakanda, your older Brother T'challa is now king after your father has passed, and you are the middle child between you, T'challa, and Shuri. Your brother wants to try to make peace with the neighboring countries, sadly some of the other leaders don't have the same mind. With an amazing older brother as king and an intelligent younger sister, the people don't see you as much, especially since you don't have any specialties yet. (Magic is definitely on the table for abilities besides don't a lot of OI leads or princesses have magic ;3)

The kingdom as stated before doesn't care or really think much of you. You would make a great political bride for peace among the realms. After an attack at the world leaders meeting, you lost your father the king, and "Lost" some of your memories aka when you awoke into this world. It is a world based on a fantasy series you used to read, now the princess of Wakanda you get to see the characters in a whole new light.

Now for our male lead this isekai Namor, I want to mix both Namor of the comics and MCU Namor for this. Making his kingdom is somewhat difficult depending on which way I want to go with the kingdom, I want to keep Talokan and figure out a way to mix both kingdoms into one for the story.

This Namor will be a mixture of both the comics and MCU. As I said, he does have long hair because I won't lie, the ponytail was pretty nice. He is a king well-loved by all except for some in his kingdom, being the half-human/ Talokan mutant he isn't well-liked by those who hate the surface dwellers and bigotry is still a problem in this fantasy world.

Things are a bit tense between both of your countries. Hopefully, you can ease that tension and make peace between them. He is an excellent king, as noted from all his appearances, he puts his kingdom first. He has a commanding presence, he is in charge and everyone can tell. He is absolutely charming to those he is interested in, and if he falls in love he's going to try to go all in.

I won't lie as I am mixing the comic with the MCU Namor, he is a bit on that possessive side and obsessive, he falls in love and he is passionate about it. Is he Arrogant yes but he can hold it in for a while, his pride is one of his many traits, at the same time MCU Namor has this sweet side to him, a kindness, a playfulness, but also a ruthlessness that he always has when it comes to protecting his people. Anyway, look forward to it becoming a fanfic on here after I work out the kinks in it.

56 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

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bluelovestoship · 1 year

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I posted 894 times in 2022

That's 747 more posts than 2021!

31 posts created (3%)

863 posts reblogged (97%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@shieldherostuffs

@crypid-called-ash

@no-one-told-you-life-was-gay

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I tagged 114 of my posts in 2022

#naofumi iwatani - 24 posts

#rotsh - 17 posts

#therufumi - 13 posts

#motoyasu kitamura - 7 posts

#youtube - 6 posts

#the rising of the shield hero - 6 posts

#shield dad - 5 posts

#shield hero - 4 posts

#rising of the shield hero - 3 posts

#they are a secret - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 129 characters

#villain: i am petting my pussy friend: youre what? villain: petting my pussy and hearing him purr friend: never say those clothes

My Top Posts in 2022:

@crypid-called-ash

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Ash to Mahiru: don't you wanna just go ape shit

Also Ash:

22 notes - Posted August 19, 2022

Motoyasu brainriot

Motoyasu would want to experiment with everything just to see if he likes it.

Now imagine him trying to ask Naofumi, his older brother/father figure if he would help him get beginner toys or tips for being a bottom because he was curious (not because he heard therufumi being loud at night and imagine himself like that with his crush getting turned on) and feels like he could get "professional" help

Or him wanting to try on skirts and dresses to see why women like wearing them, he goes to Therese since she's the expert. He feels pretty wearing them and understand why women wear

(Damn now I want art of Motoyasu in different dresses and skirts. plz dress him up and call him pretty 💳💥💳💥💳 he deserves it after all the shit canon did to him)

If Motoyasu does get an s/o, his s/o would be the dominate in the relationship because the poor boy doesn't know how to be in a serious relationship and he needs to be praised (yes I'm saying Motoyasu has a praise kink). He would be flustered by pet names and hand holding

Don't get me started on if his s/o is shorter then him. He would tease them calling them cute and short, bending down to their height stuff like that only to get wrecked by them at home. Mans wouldn't walk (Itsuki hasn't looked at Motoyasu the same ever since)

25 notes - Posted August 31, 2022

@shieldherostuffs I saw your mute Naofumi and raise you a deaf Naofumi

Naofumi was born almost deaf and was given hearing aids that help him once he turned a year old. Yes he did have to take speech therapy to help him talk like a normal person but he can sign and lip read.

After getting teleported to Melromarc, his hearing aids broke because the high mana disrupted the electrical wiring in them so he couldn't hear. He had a feeling everyone but the three others that were summoned was hostile due to their body language so he wouldn't disclose his disability to them in case it was used against him so he pretended to be normal just a little "slow".

After getting melty to join his party he would get stuff that would be useful while trying to find a place that would enchant his hearing aids to work in this world. He does find a place but they only open at night so he decided to go to an inn to rest up a bit before night. Once night rolls around, he tells the bar tender that he should be back before sunrise then leaves to the place spending the night there because its dark. (It doesn't work as intended but he can now hear animals)

He has to turn down them because he doesn't need to hear the cats gossiping and find knights looking around for him holding his stuff so he goes and tells the old man, the bartender and the person he was just with about what happened then goes to get "captured"

Trial is the best part where Naofumi kept asking them to repeat his accusations acting like he doesn't understand then calls metly out for her lies because they had separate rooms one and two he wasn't even in the inn at the time of the "rape". Ren helps Naofumi's case seeing as he saw the male in the distance but he seemed pretty far from the inn.

Naofumi thanks Ren (first child acquired) after the trial then leaves to go get his other children and teach them sign so he can talk with them and plan out strategies. Raphtaila is obviously better because she has more experience but Filo is getting better.

Meeting Therese and L'Arc was a trip for him. Seeing a very beautiful women and a handsome man made his heart stop in awe. There looks bad him in a trance but he was caught by Filo as she teases him about his newfound crush making Raphtaila caught on and join in.

The trio gets close after L'Arc introduces himself trying to flirt with him but it fails because Naofumi was very red and stutters trying to talk to him. He longs to hear their voices making his heart ache. He was still trying to find someone who could fix his hearing aids so he can hear again.

After the trial with bitch and trash, Naofumi reveals to Raphtaila, Filo and Ren his secret making Ren want to help. Once they find a person to help Naofumi, he puts on the buds again making him almost cry hearing their voices.

Hearing L'Arc and Therese's voice did make Naofumi cry. L'arc's voice sounded like chocolate but it was sexy as well and Therese's voice sounded like an angel.

I'll add more later

27 notes - Posted July 6, 2022

Therese Is the older of the brain cells

Naofumi is the keeper of the rage

L'Arc

Raphtaila is the keeper of sanity (most times)

Filo is chaos

Ren is happy to be here

30 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

HUMANS ARE SPACE ORCS AU

Naofumi woke up in a cage confused as his head spins from dizziness. He tries to remember what he was going before blacking out when he saw creatures of different sizes look at him frighten. He observed them to guess that they were talking but he couldn't understand what the language was, it sounded like english but in reverse mixed with pig latin.

A growl sound could be heard as he looked embarrassed since he was starving as fruits were sitting out. Grabbing the fruits, he took a bite as the taste of pineapples and watermelons as he made a happy noise trying not to devour the fruit.

//A wip for now cuz I got overwhelmed by my brain

After finishing the fruit, he looked up and saw two tall humanoids. The first looked to be female but he wasn't sure as large antler like horns were on her head, long blue hair on top of white scale like skin that had a layer of what seems to be retractable fur with a broken long tail but he couldn't figure out what its true from was. She seems to be made from gems with scared bumps bruises and cuts along her body and her hands were scared with claws for fingers. Her sharp sea green eyes held fear, curiosity and caution as her plump soft purple lips were spread thin.

Look away from her, he notices a peacock like male with dragon wings and a parrot tail. He seems to be very multicolored with red head that was connected to a human like face, golden eyes with slit pupils, kissable red lips and elf like ears. His body seemed to have fur like a wolf.

Hearing footsteps, a group of tall coaches with with alligator tails and croc snots holding trays of fruit and sloppy joe like poop with water bottles into the cell as the female grabs some fruits while the male ate some of the of the slop

// @demonfurry thanks for one of the guard types I'll try to draw them all once I translate brain the paper with some time//

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milkb0nny · 2 years

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JAMESLEE/DG, GUN, JAKE & GOO WITH A S/O WHO IS A POPULAR GAMER?2!1!1!1!2):7:6;):$ 🙇‍♀️💳💥💥

let's goooo! I'll assume the reader will stream regularly on platforms so the boys will be able to know them in beforehand :3 🌼💕 they won't be really long, I'm sorry for it, I'm just not into the gaming community at all. Q-Q all I know is animal crossing.

I didn't proofread it too, it's prolly total bs. Sorry 😭🙏🏻

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𝗗𝗚, 𝗝𝗮𝗸𝗲, 𝗚𝘂𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗼𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗽𝗼𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗻𝘀 +:｡.｡

webtoon lookism: DG/James Lee, Jake Kim, Gun, Jungoo

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੭ﾞ* 𝗗𝗚/𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝗲

🍈 DG is a very busy man and because of that, there's no time for him to watch streamers nor play games himself. Honestly, DG doesn't have the interest into video games in the first place. He does enjoy some card and board games though.

🍈 That you're a popular gamer doesn't bother him at all. He loves how you enjoy your own passion and that you can make a living out of it. You're making money and you're independent on your own. This strength is really attractive to DG and he does love listening to you in the evening, telling him how well a gaming competition went.

🍈 Though there are many positive aspects he enjoy and loves about you, there are negatives as well. DG dislikes it when you play with men who aren't your friends. He gets a little cocky when he catches you playing with your "fans". Out of experience DG knows there are people who are totally obsessed with you and will basically hunt you down. He'll tell you the example of the Stalker Girl everytime he disagrees with you on that topic.

🍈 but honestly, DG just wants you save and happy, without filthy hands on you.

🍈 Can we praise him for the best boyfriend though? He'll gift you games and gaming merchandise to any occasion. You two have a lovely cat cafe date? He'll bring you a big plush. You have a late evening date? He'll bring you socks of your favorite game.

੭ﾞ* 𝗝𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗞𝗶𝗺

🍈 I think Jake has zero connection to gaming. His life is so chaotic and troubled, he can't even look at social media for some minutes. This man needs a breathe and some relaxing time. With that being said, he'll maybe know you from some brands you advertised for but nothing more. When he finds out you're an actual gamer, and a good one too, he wants to know more.

🍈 He wants to play with you early on. Playing games with you together gives him sort of a time, where he shares something special with you. It sounds really cheesy but Jake wants to be a part of your big passion.

🍈 Soon you'll be streaming with your boyfriend together late at night. Jake will look at the live chat in suspicion but his adorable but confused attitude makes him very liked by your community. You're glad your fan base appreciates his character and isn't afraid of him.

🍈 He'll come with you to gaming and anime conventions. Honestly, he won't have any clue what's going on but no man is allowed to take a picture of you without Jake on your side. If someone wants you on his phone, Jake must hold your hand in that pic. You're his, only his and no crazy fans should harass you or think they are better than Jake.

੭ﾞ* 𝗚𝘂𝗻

🍈 Gun enjoys watching streams in the evening. Whenever he does his nails, plans his next days or cooks, there will be a stream running in the background. He discovered you through an accident and it was a wonder how you both worked out. He just tapped on the wrong stream and that was the opening to your adventure.

🍈 In a relationship Gun will look after you. While you're streaming hours for hours, he'll sometimes bust in to bring you some food or drinks. Caring about your diet is his top priority. He'll kiss your cheek and then leaves you alone. Your fans have made "Gun barging in on Y/N's streams" compilations and you absolutely love it. It makes your heart flutter whenever you see an edit of him, loving you.

🍈 You can't convince Gun to play games though. He'll never admit it but he can't play good at all. He doesn't even get anything in video games and they're too stressful for him. Gun has not a lot time either so don't expect him to join you.

🍈 He will be a part of you when you visit conventions or do interviews. Usually he stands behind you, having his hand in your shoulder and listening to you talk. When a question makes you uncomfortable, he'll ask the interviewer to stop asking. He'll be your caretaker and bodyguard whenever you leave your apartment.

🍈 Gifts you comfortable clothescl you can wear during your streams. You need some comfortable pants? Your man lets someone make them for you in your favorite fabric and color.

੭ﾞ* 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗼𝗼

🍈 Goo plays games all the time. It's his second hobby after beating gangs up. He enjoys the rage and brutality in some games and hearing small kids getting triggered so easily fills his sadistic heart.

🍈 Goo actually got to know you in a big gaming collaboration, playing one of the most popular multi player games. He was immediately attracted to you and was stunned by the skill and experience you have.

🍈 You two played more often until you were meeting up, having dates and ending up in a relationship. You're known as the gaming power couple. Goo is charisma and your lovely personality give people all over the globe a warm heart. Obviously no one knows about Goo's secret and it would break your whole reputation if someone were to find out behind what business Goo is.

🍈 Quickly after you moved together, you play games through nights and days, cook together and have a great time in general. You're both lazy beans and chill all day on the couch, with controllers in the hands.

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#webtoon #lookism #lookism hcs #lookism dg #dg x reader #james lee x reader #jake x reader #james lee #kim gimyung #jake kim x reader #jake kim #goo #gun x reader #jung gun #lookism goo #lookism headcanons

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2-dsimp · 3 years

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Hi hi, in case Yandere Itto is a gang leader at school, could I ask how he would treat reader in case she is a new student? I would imagine that at first he would try to be normal by giving her flowers or sending letters through his gang mates, but when he sees her getting closer to someone else who has a better reputation his alarm bells go off, even worse when he finds out from his close ones that his family doesn't want him so close because they think he will be a bad influence and prefer the qualified student who is the 'lovely competition' for reader's heart.

Ha, sorry if I wrote too much, I got excited and thank you so much! 👁️❤️

You just gave me brainrot like this is perfect I-I can’t even, just here 💳💥💳💥💳 TAKE IT—

Yandere! Delinquent Gang Leader! Arataki Itto!

Headcannons 👹

⛓The moment you bumped into him and looked up to him not in fear or nervousness like most people in the school since he can’t help his intimidating looks, he was hooked

⛓In fact your sweet apologetic smile and your laidback ‘My bad’ as you were on your tippy toes to attempt to brush some nonexistent dust off his shoulders was just so endearing that he couldn’t help but to show interest in you becoming his woman

⛓As you were the only other girl besides his right hand, Kuki, in this school who didn’t sneer at him for being the degenerate bad boy stereotype or cower from his daunting form as he sure fit the bill of being a sexy Yakuza leader

⛓Such as being built like the giant from Jack and the beanstalk, tall bulky frame of pure solid muscle straining through the shirt that was barely buttoned, exposing his broad chest to everyone as his loosened tie dangled from his neck

⛓His pants were no better as he settled for the baggy kind to be more comfortable with his thick thighs and demanding size in between the legs… No he doesn’t wear a belt, I mean who needs belts when you got all dat thicc ass inside dem jeans

⛓He’d be clumsy at first debating on what to give you in order to be able to successfully make you his future wifey, and would think about it hard enough for his blood vessels to almost pop due to him stressing over what’d be the perfect welcoming gift for the new student who knocked him off his feet literally

⛓Doesn’t have any experience with courting girls since you were the first one to make him feel giddy and accepted with the way you gazed up at him with your non-judgmental doe eyes, which he’s very grateful for as he was always treated like the bad apple of the batch by the teachers/staff

⛓His right hand would step in and advise him on what to do and what NOT to do in front of said Senpai and cue him on the types of gifts to give to his lackeys that’ll soon become his “Instant Cupid messengers”

⛓Will give you short sweet haikyu poems along with goodies such as candy, stuffed animals, and even small trinkets which got an thumbs up from Kuki since she was sent to observe you in order to find out what you liked/didn’t like basically she acted like an intel spy for Itto

⛓Sadly because of his looks he’s garnered a bad reputation throughout the school as rumors of how he was practically a lost cause who liked to wreck a path of carnage wherever he goes or one instance of where he was sent to juvie for stabbing a man in the neck just because he looked at him funny

⛓Which wasn’t a very good incentive for your parents to approve of you getting within a 7ft distance of him especially since Xingqiu, the straight A model student who helped tutored you after school, was a much more appealing fit to be your boyfriend

⛓In fact the rumors were farther from the truth since he was a pretty nice guy just misunderstood

⛓He’d grab onto balloons that happened to float away and hand it back to the a kid chasing after it with a big friendly sharp toothed grin slapped on his face

⛓Hell he’d be the type to walk old grandmas across the street or make a shelter for some abandoned puppies and feed them routinely after school maybe even giving them homes via gang members, some of which have a sweet spot for animals and will be sure to take care of them

⛓Don’t get it twisted he won’t hesitate to rock anyone’s shit if they do happen to mess with his clique or if some rival gang wants smoke, although he may be young he’s still got knack for being the face of the Arataki gang who’s numbers are only rising under his strong tenacious acts of leadership

⛓He’d be conflicted with how close your getting with Xingqiu but wouldn’t resort to any underhanded means as he would straight up challenge him to a fair one-on-one duel for your favor since he’s that kind of guy who’s bold enough to declare his love for you basically broadcasting it to the whole damn school

⛓Que Romeo and Juliet type relationship best believe he’ll be knocking at your window perched on top of the railing so he could hop in your room and have some frisky quality time…👀

⛓He’s not often seen at school because he’s adventurous nature gets him into some trouble so, best believe he will whisk you away to skip school and go on a exiting getaway with him

“ Senpai! Please become my woman! I’ll give you everything you want and more…Just be mine and I’ll make you the happiest you’ve ever been as my future wife I swear on my name I’ll make that a reality ”

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hanuh · 2 years

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MORE HEADCANONS FOR CUPID PROJECT 💥💳💥💳 i ask kind and respectfully

I will raise your headcanon for a drabble ✨

the cupid project masterlist

Okay so I imagine for Eren and Reader's first anniversary Carla was supposed to watch Addie but she got a really bad stomach bug and Falco's family was out of town so Eren had to resort to desperate measures.

Zeke.

Eren basically begged and bribed Zeke to watch her for the night and after spent 10 minutes of groveling and the promise of buying him his favourite $267 bottle of wine, Eren somehow managed to convince him.

The first 10 minutes after dropping Addie off at his bachelor apartment were awkward- well, awkward for Zeke. How does a 32 year old man talk to a 7 year old? He had no idea.

"Eren told me you like monkeys."

"I don't."

"Well he said when you were little you wanted to marry a gorilla at the zoo."

"I was 8."

"Sounds like you like monkeys to me then."

Zeke was going to need two bottles of wine after this. Of course Eren had slandered his name. Zeke was sweating. How could he feel this judged by a little girl? Staring at Addie he could feel the same teasing and taunting stare Eren would give him when he was her age.

"You hungry?"

"Only for the truth, Zeke."

If he didn't know he would've swore this was Eren's biological kid. She hit the same nerves his brother did.

"Well I'm hungry for food." Zeke bolts from the couch and waved a her, "Come on grab your things we're going out for dinner."

It took him exactly 42 minutes to figure out how to secure Addie's booster seat in his Jeep. It wasn't until him and her were sitting beside the parked car searching Youtube for a tutorial that he was able to figure it out.

Feeling hangry and irritable, Zeke finally felt a bit of relief knowing he was about to eat. After a quick google search for a kid friendly restaurant near his apartment, one popped up only 0.2 kilometers away.

Rainforest Cafe

Addie stared at the elaborate entrance with real trees and live fish swimming all around. She was in awe that a place that mimicked a jungle could also make her dinosaur chicken nuggets. It wasn't until they were sat at their table that she noticed all the animals around her and a little bulb clicked on in her head.

"Eren was right, you do like monkeys."

TCP Taglist: @cottonheadedninnymugggins @melaniebakugo @bl00eyeswhitedragon @bbellamy-xoxo @polartrident @softyutae @floweryongs @mvtcha-latte

#eren x reader #eren jaeger #eren jaeger x reader #eren yaegar #eren yaeger x reader #the cupid project #eren x y/n #eren jeager x reader #eren jeager x y/n #eren yaeger x you #eren yeager #eren jeager fluff #eren jeager x you #eren aot

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geminirum · 2 years

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hot take: druig is a plant dad 🪴

*also, this edit contains some innuendos so heads up. i have no idea where it came from but yeah*

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itsdruig: plant dad by day, dog dad by night 🪴🐶💚

simplymakkari: don’t be shy… move the dog

itsdruig: oh you’d love that, wouldn’t you beautiful? ;)

heyimphastos: um- are we witnessing your sexual tension over instagram comments… i-

spriteintoaction: oh to see without my eyes

officialkingo: me googling how to delete someone else’s comment

therealeros: i think its sweet

missthena: of course YOU would, your name is literally eros

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itsdruig: me & gil 🤝 appreciating the fine food in life

spriteintoaction: how cute, our brother in law finally teaching you how to cook

missthena: yes because all you were good at was eating the food we made

itsdruig: i have a refined pallet

simplymakkari: can you make me some pasta the next time i come over?

itsdruig: i would literally buy you a restaurant if you asked me to

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itsdruig: makkari being obsessed with my hands for 100 decades straight

simplymakkari: hands are the most attractive part of the body and i can tell you why

officiallyikaris: for the sake of everyone, please do it privately. we don’t need to know

lovesersi: lets talk about how talented druig is! brilliant work, love how everything you own is black

officialkingo: do you own any colourful stuff?

itsdruig: no.

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itsdruig: broke people should never laugh 😔

guidingajak: would you look at that. potential in-laws hanging out together, how sweet

spriteintoaction: UM- did ajak just- !!!?!?!??!

spriteintoaction: potential drukkari wedding confirmed ✅

itsdruig: if we were to get married, we’d elope

simplymakkari: easy and efficient ^

cookingwithgil: does no one want to mention the fact that now they BOTH indirectly confirmed it

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itsdruig: its time to talk about the greatest image that’s ever been posted on the internet… EVER. the first time i saw it, it altered my brain chemistry, and i’ve never quite been the same person

simplymakkari: not me blushing over a caption

itsdruig: do you need anything my queen? kisses, hugs, cuddles? i love you, my moon, my stars, my everything ☝🏻❤️

therealeros: just a girlboss and her malewife

officialkingo: y’know… whenever someone in your family gets a partner, you hope that they’ll be good to them. you’re too much, man… i do NOT need to constantly see the pda you have with my sister

lovesersi: oh so you two are in LOVE, love… 👀

itsdruig: no actually, we’re just good friends

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itsdruig: before you all ask, yeah i do boxing it helps me let me aggression out

itsdruig: @/officiallyikaris you’re the number one cause of this aggression

cookingwithgil: alright i’ll admit, that was good ^

danewhitman: sersi is next to me and the laugh she let out was the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

itsdruig: thank you, finally appreciating my comedic talents

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itsdruig: happy bday kid (tagged: spriteintoaction)

spriteintoaction: hey everyone, today my brother pissed me off so i’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be i’d be pissed off way less :)

officiallyikaris: 💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

missthena: i don’t understand how we all haven’t murdered one another yet. happy birthday kiddo!

officialkingo: did sprite receive my gift?

spriteintoaction: yes thank you so much kingo for your gift. i always wanted an entire boxed set of every movie you’ve ever been in

heyimphastos: kids man, they’re interesting

itsdruig: i know. being an animal parent is hard

heyimphastos: raising a human and animal are two very different things

simplymakkari: idk, but he’d still be a dilf regardless

itsdruig: oh yes, honey ;)

#movies: eternals #marvel: cast #movies: marvel #otp: drukkari #ch: druig #ch: makkari #my edits!

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redoqs · 2 years

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This is that story I was talking about.

Maleficent and Queen Leah (Sleeping beauty’s mom) we’re a secret couple for years. They started off as friends. Leah got lost in the woods when she was a kid and Maleficent helped her get back to the village. Maleficent became the new up and coming fairy during her teen years. She would try to show off to Leah. It was really cute. She ended up as maleficent’s first love.

Soon after Leah turned 16, her parents told her she was betrothed to a young upstart named Stephen. He was a knight. Apparently, the king had no family and was making plans to appoint one knight as his heir to his thrown. She couldn’t really fight it bc women didn’t really have rights. Plus, it was illegal to be gay and it was illegal to date fairies. Leah sits Maleficent down and breaks the news. Naturally, she didn’t take it well. She begged Leah to tell her parents about them and talked about wanting to change the laws. Leah was like “heck no. That’s way too dangerous. They’d kill both of us in a heartbeat,” so they go their separate ways.

Leah and Stephen get along well and eventually become close so she tells him about the relationship she had with Maleficent. He gets jealous and holds a grudge. He doesn’t invite Maleficent to their daughter’s christening. The story progresses as it did in the movie until the night before the curse is supposed to take effect. Leah panics and ventures out to find Maleficent. They talk. They catch up, reminisce, and hash things out. Maleficent confesses that Aurora was never going to die. Her spell was to be broken by true love’s kiss even before that part was added by Merryweather. Maleficent also confesses that she’d been watching over Aurora to protect her, make sure she fell in love with someone, and just to see her in general. The queen feels better and a bit guilty. To keep up appearances, she acts panicked but sneaks off to see if the spinning wheel she found days ago is still there and prepares a bed and all that. The curse is broken as in the same way as the movie. But Philip doesn’t know what we know and Maleficent has built bad habits. She tried to toy around with Philip and ends up getting herself killed…or so we thought. She decided that she was getting to told to be evil and wants to make a change. She faked her death so she could have the freedom to do that. The old maleficent is dead. The end. Thoughts? -✨

Okay can I be honest? See, I’ve never seen sleeping beauty as a whole. I’ve seen bits and pieces of it and I know the overall story but I’ve never seen the entire thing. BUT this right here is my favorite thing and I need to see this animated and produced rn 💥💥💳💥💥💳

#please don’t clown me I was already harassed last night for never watch a certain trilogy #✨anon #long post

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