#I FUCKING LOVE HIS VOICE LINES????

[nadia-cannot-think-straight]

Listen i fucking hate Yone, like almost every single thing about him just infuriates me. I should be incredibly angry and petty over the fact that he just got a SECOND legendary skin, i should be fucking combusting in place from anger ......but.....this goes so fucking hard.....

I love cowboys more than i hate you....

#im sorry i have my weaknesses and high noon just delivers all of them #and i hate yone....but.....not this yone #unironically peak skin tbh #I FUCKING LOVE HIS VOICE LINES???? #like his personality genuinely charms me #i love the demonic filter as well #and yeah its another half demon in this skin line but at least aesthetic wise its different #his sfx are great #this skin just looks really nice #i like demonic form on his ult #i really like his design i think its cool af that he visually resembles hn viktor and twitch its a nice connection #one bad thing about this skin is lack of special interactions with these two tho like come oooon #idk what to say i just love this skin #any other yone can burn in hell but this one....this one is my friend #txt #league of legends

[tapeworrmart]

Excuse me while I push my entrails back in :)

#Stressed as fuck rn. Dude vent art came in handy #Also his voice lines are so sexy. Yknow I love some guts #Postal #Postal 2 #Postal dude #The postal dude #Dude #Gore #Guts #Blood #fan art #art #sketch #character art

[miniagula]

they make me ILL and SICK IN THE HEAD

#they got that goaded into a terrible decision swag that corruption arc swag #that i'll help you unlock your full horrific glorious grotesque potential swag that i'll change you for the better/worst irrevocably swag #*shaking you by the shoulders* listen 2 me oh my god it's abt who's right abt hell and redemption #it's abt al being both mentor and ally and obstacle it's abt who truly is getting corrupted it's abt the power imbalance between #the overlord & the princess of hell it's abt how in trying to manipulate her she inadvertently becomes one of his soft spots #it's abt the inevitable heartache and betrayal when their respective deals blow up in their faces #it's abt falling hook line sinker into something you promised you were never going to do #and i will be honest. i love their voices and how touchy they are w each other. little things like that #the first shot ESPECIALLY #and ik he was fucking w lucifer. but she just looks SO unexpectedly fond #every time charlie brightens at him i get closer and closer to losing it #charlastor

[marciaillust]

Asterism book cameeeeeee <3

Since Orion is a journalist in this AU there are a few instances where his newspaper articles and blog posts are shown, and my friend and I loving formatted all the sections to imitate websites and whatnot down to sharing buttons and comment sections. Def one of the most hilarious parts of the book imo, I love them sm. Thank you best friend [Name Redacted] for writing this book for me, I love it sooooo much! You *get* Orion like noone else ;w;

#i consider this piece a hilarious example of journalism #LINE OF ALL TIME #not a moment in this book where he isnt a total walking haughty embarrassment #Garret might have his golden iconic moments but he either doesnt voice them and its a delicious meta read of the situation #or they dont sound iconic out of context like 'this will help you right?' #but Orion? line after line after line. You just know an entitled pompous asshole said it the moment the sound enters your ear #a response article.................... you just KNOW his twitter is a warzone and a shitshow #ulcer of a fucking person #i love him so so much #asterism #tcm #the clockmaster

[revserrayyu]

One HSR Character a Day Day 9: Boothill

#honkai star rail #boothill #hsr edits #revsposts #revsdailyhsr #as someone who regularly uses color language i fucking love that this man canonically cant swear because it is so damn funny to me. #i havent reached that far into the 2.2 story as of posting this but his interactions with dan heng so far are entertaining. ill definitely #try to pull for him once his banner comes around but who knows how successful ill be. so lucky art of his lc was released though so #i could finish this properly. hopefully i got his voice line right too. i dunno.. but very eager to learn about him for sure!

[flowercrowngods]

writing who did this to you pt. 2 and i wanna cry about how much season 4 will take from eddie, like. god he’s. he’s just a boy.

#who did this to you #iykyk #i also wanna cry about wayne and how gentle he is #This was always a safe space. Always void of everything terrible. And now there’s a broken boy on his doorstep who’s not Eddie. #<- don’t think about eddie watching chrissy die in his own home in his own safe space in this town who hates him challenge #“But I don’t want a hospital.” Again with that tiny fucking voice. Like there are Monsters hiding under hospital beds. #<- clawing at my own skin actually like. i’m loving this outsider pov dancing a tango on this blurry lines of a reality he’s not part of #okay i won’t keep annoying you with things i just wrote but know im going insane over the subtlety of this POV

[yeyayeya]

MY BOY FUCK YEAH

I know you can’t even see his face but this is the closest official art we are going to get for Quan Yizhen… for now

This is from the TGCF Season 2 audio drama preview to those who were curious

#THE CURLY HAIR #OMG PLEASE LET ME SEE HIS FACE #I AM STARVING OVER ANY YIN YU AND QUAN YIZHEN CONTENT #I NEED TO SEE HIS FACE #wait… tgcf audio drama s2 is going to cover the battle of the lanterns #WHICH MEANS QUAN YIZHEN IS GOING TO HAVE LINES #OMG I NEED TO HEAR HIS VOICE #PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU I NEED QUANYIN CONTENT #going insane over this and you can’t even see his fucking face #I am desperate ok I know #YIZHEN MY BOY I LOVE YOU #I’m going insane #yeyarants #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #mo xiang tong xiu #tgcf audio drama #quan yizhen #qi ying #tgcf quan yizhen #just… him #I NEED SOME OFFICIAL ART OF HIM OK?? #oh shit so I guess s3 is going to cover the QuanYin arc huh… #I’m going to cry when they get there #fuck #anyway appreciate this art of my boy ok

[demonir]

Hmm, I have an idea. How about Sniper with the owl head? I think the cosmetic voicelines are funny

This made me go on a whole sniper wiki deep dive to find this cosmetic and see his voice lines but then i got distracted looking at ALL his voice lines and good god he's such a sour meanie, I love him though

Requests are still open! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #tf2 fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #demos art #ask #anon #art request #going through his voice lines just made me fall in love with him even more #i want this man so bad i look stupid #he says some pretty fucked up shit tho #like he calls pyro a woman? whats up with that man #unless he knows something we dont

[nc-vb]

y'all, if Misha doesn't somehow come with us by the end of this Penacony bullshit, I'm rioting

#he's a sweetie and i just wanna pinch his cheeks and take him to different planets throughout the galaxy ok #i'm going through his voice lines rn and omg #he talks about that stupid fucking whale in genshin I LOVE IT #ANYWAYS HSR gimme him #✦ jaid plays honkai.

[daincrediblegg]

I know we've all been going insane about hari murder comeback of the century in envy of the entire wwe league but like. CAN WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT HARI "THE FUTURE IS WRITTEN EVERY SECOND! WRITE A BETTER ONE" ?!?!??!? CAN WE???? PLEASE????

#seriously. that shit brought me damn near to tears last night #it might well still I'm legitimately losing my mind about it #you've never seen a man with more conviction and tenderness and sympathy in his fucking voice in your life and you know it #the way. THE WAY. Hari is the empowering supporter of all the misunderstood and oppressed individuals like he is #first with gaal. then the fucking move with hober appealing to the spacers. NOW DEMERZEL #WILLING TO KILL FOR AN OUTLIER???!?!?!?!? #LIKE COME ON #I'm in love with him an inhuman amount. like seriously #jared is seriously doing his literal line deliveries of ALL TIME AND HOW ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT?!?!?!? #wow yeah I'm going to cry about this actually #HE IS THE HOPE HE IS THE MOMENT!!!!! YO!!!!!! #I really need to get fuckin working on my fic for him fr #man has my heart for all of it #AND LIKE I THOUGHT VAULT HARI WAS GONNA BE CULTY!!!! MANS PROVED ME WRONG ONCE AGAIN!!!! #hari seldon #foundation

[wellthebardsdead]

Vivienne: *heavy bags under his eyes with worry and anxiety for Kaidan following a dremora who knew his name* k-Kaidan?… can we talk?

Kaidan: no. If it’s about the dremora, my thoughts, or last night. No.

Vivienne: b-but you were screaming in your sleep-

Kaidan: WILL YOU JUST FUCKING DROP IT?! Always with the fucking poking and prodding into me! I don’t follow you around every morning asking what’s going through your head!

Taliesin: Kaidan!! He’s just trying to help! We’re worried about you! This is the third night you’ve woken up screaming! We’re not even sharing a bed anymore because of it! What is going on!?

Kaidan: It’s nothing either of you need to concern yourselves with and I’m fucking sick of you both not listening to me!

Vivienne: k-Kaidan please calm down, please- you’re waking up screaming, you’re drinking from morning until you pass out- *touches his shoulder*

Kaidan: *spins around and grabs his wrist* IVE GOT ENOUGH BLOOD ON MY HANDS! DONT MAKE ME WEAR YOUR-

*CRASH!!!*

Taliesin: KAIDAN!

Kaidan: *coughs and lifts his head to find himself pinned to the remnants of a shelf as a familiar gold and blue mer with sharp features and blue flames to frame them, holds him there with the pole of his spear* v-vivec- I-

Vivec: Your past does not define you. I can forgive your outbursts for they come from fear and a grief many could not live with… but I will not tolerate you putting your hands on my child as you openly threaten him. *presses the spear against his neck threatening to crush his wind pipe* This is your only. Warning. *disappears and is suddenly replaced with a very dazed vivienne*

Vivienne: *tears streaming down his face, and wrist already bruising* k-Kaidan… *falls back into taliesins arms as he passes out*

Taliesin: Vivi… *lifts him up before looking at Kaidan with heartache in his eyes* …

Kaidan: *sitting there mortified at himself and at Vivec’s words* I… I have to g- *freezes as a lance slams into the wall behind him, and the heavy foot falls of nerevar and ryn fill the room*

Nerevar: You don’t get to run away from this, boy, either you tell us what’s going on or we’ll find out ourselves. *rips his lance from the wall* Start. Talking.

#I tried playing the Kaidan ashes of his past just to get everything I can out of the character before I switch to the Kaidan workshop ver #because fuck his current voice actor and team what a group of cunts #and the line where he threatened to wear the dragonborns blood genuinely sent me into a panic response #it felt too real to things I’ve lived through and I think was the final nail in the coffin for this version of Kaidan for me #I love his new voice actors work and the Kaidan workshop team are already 100% far better and more communicative than the extended lot #Kaidan skyrim #vivec #Vivienne dragonborn #skyrim Taliesin #nerevar #voryn dagoth

[phoenixkaptain]

One of the things I just can’t get over about Resident Evil games, specifically later ones, is the swearing.

I don’t know why, I cannot explain my reasoning, but I giggle every time Ethan swears beCAUSE!!! He does it so often!!! Every other sentence out of this man’s mouth is him cussing and it’s so funny?? He’s this relatively mild-mannered guy who goes absolutely fucking apeshit on the swearing, straight up starts swearing like a middle schooler who learned what swear words were yesterday!!

And it’s the other characters too!! It isn’t just Ethan!!

Leon in RE4 swears like he thinks he’s going to be in trouble for it??? Like, his voice is just very gentle and quiet and I can’t get over his “Well I don’t give a damn” All of his swearing reads to me like a little boy who doesn’t want his mommy hearing him say bad words and it’s so fucking funny???

Mia swearing is also funny. And Chris. Just, all of them. The actors sound so uncertain when they swear, like they just don’t know if they’re reading the script right, and it’s honestly amazing, I love it so much.

It’s also extremely funny because RE1 and RE2 both didn’t have a lot of swearing in them (that I recall) so it comes across as all the characters going through some tough shit and deciding “I am no longer PG-13.” But Ethan starts cussing like a sailor the very same game he’s introduced. So it’s like you have these hardened officers of the law who only started swearing after difficult times and you also have this mild-mannered computer engineer who swears up a fucking storm whenever the fuck he feels like it.

Very funny.

On the topic of voice lines that I like, one of my all-time favourites is RE2, when Claire and Leon are in the squad car at the very beginning of the game and Leon tells Claire to look in the glove box and she does and I will never in my life be able to start giggling at the deadpan line delivery of “This is a gun.” Why does she say it the way she does? I don’t even know how to describe the way she says it, like it’s kind of chiding or kind of “Leon what the fuck” in the calmest possible voice and dear Whoever-Voiced-Claire-in-RE2 please marry me I love your voice so much

#the inane ramblings of a madman #resident evil #ethan winters #claire redfield #chris redfield #leon kennedy #mia winters #tw swearing #listen i swear all the time #because there are certain jokes that hit harder with swearing #but i just love these lines so much #why do they sound so uncertain??? #why is leon’s voice in RE4 so gentle??? #have you heard his voice?? #it is so sweet i can’t explain #anyway #adding these to the list #of voices i have a crush on #RE4 leon ur voice is wonderous #RE2 claire ur voice is just fucking perfect

[splickedylit]

excerpting

Domestic Diplomacy II is turning out to be even more "splickedy gratuitously gets caught in the weeds of xenosociology and alien language barriers, the fic sequel" and tbh I'm not mad about it

--

“Oh, your moirail!” says Jade, and bounces upright, ignoring John’s wary little soft human cautionary hiss.  To your vague surprise, she’s apparently learned enough not to do the human holding-out-a-hand gesture they usually do when they’re introduced; she clasps her hands in front of her, nonexistent claws politely folded in, and ducks her head briefly forward and to one side, careful not to jab at him with her nonexistent horns. 

It's a pretty passable greeting—for a social equal, which is its own bizarre issue, considering he’s a highblood.  But relatively non-offensive, for a human, and fortunately for her she’s picked a highblood who isn’t likely to give a shit.  Gamzee laughs out loud and gives his own lazy-ass version of a greeting back, a vague twist of his wrists and dip of his head, condescending to use an equal’s greeting back at her.   When he says “Gamzee Makara,” there’s a hint of a threatening buzz to it, a testing you should know to respect me warning—you could have told him she’d show absolutely no sign of hearing it, which is exactly what happens.

“I’m Jade Harley!  I meet you,” Jade says, a carefully neutral statement-of-fact greeting—not fawning or hostile.  You don’t know if humans are out here just learning neutral address no matter what, or if this human particularly just doesn’t give a shit that your moirail’s a fuck-off mutant-huge highblood with horns that scrape the ceiling of the block—by the expectant way she looks up at Gamzee afterward, she wouldn’t give much of a shit either way.  Out of all of the humans, Jade Harley might actually win the prize for giving the least shits, no matter what Rose and Dave like to pretend.

“Yeah, I meet you too, motherfucker,” says Gamzee, looking incredibly amused, and glances down at you.  “She’s a rude-ass little motherfuckin’ toothful, huh?  I like her.”

“Of course you do,” you say, pained.  “Don’t take it personally, alright?  You’re not a highblood here, they don’t get highbloods.”

“Oh, best friend,” says Gamzee, and kisses your nugbone again, embarrassingly.  “I’m a highblood wherever the fuck I go.  It’s cool though.  Squishy-ass little motherfuckers won’t get any grief from me.”

“<Motherfucker>,” Jade repeats behind you, and switches back to English, in the bright, wide verbal tone you’re starting to learn means ‘smiling and happy’, weird interstitial ‘vowel’ breath-sounds further back in the throat through pulled-back mouth-corners.  “Hmm, <motherfucker>…  Oh, neat!  Is that dialect?  It sounds like, ahh, what’s that other word.  Kk—kkkht—  Uh, dammit.  You guys need to learn how to use vowels—  It sounds like <;brother>.”

“It is like,” you say, surprised despite yourself.  “&lt;Brother> is a troll, and <motherfucker> you put it all spots you want.  It’s a thing, it’s a troll, it’s a, tss, a doing-things word, it’s a name.  It’s bad, it’s good.  Any spot you want.  And he does want, for all those, all the time.”

#splickedydrabbles #Homestuck #Domestic Diplomacy #me staring into the distance: what if 'motherfucker' and 'brother' are translated different but they're related words in alternian.... #what if 'brother' and 'sister' aren't different words theyre just translated in english based on gender but there's no distinction actually #it's all the word I tend to translate as 'kin'/'family'/'fam' lol but gendered by english-speakers for comprehension #what if alternian greetings have implicit settings for 'i'm hostile to you' and 'i'm trying to be non-offensive and polite' #and the lack of either is an implicit message of 'we're equals' which comes with its own social baggage RE: castes #what if I approached Homestuck as though it was implicitly a translated text ala JRR Tolkein's meta-narrative of Lord of the Rings #''Alternian wouldn't spell his name 'karkat vantas' of course but it's been anglicized for the audience with additional vowel sounds'' #'when his tone of voice is referenced in this line it of course actually refers to his engagement of his third subvocal chatterbox--'' #WHAT IF-- #I am frothing at the damn mouth I love fucking around in this sandbox so much I will make up ALL the societal/cultural indicators #this is the casual/semi-formal/court-formal code-switching in Save a Horse Ride a Dragon all over again lmao NO REGERTS

[roychewtoy]

impaled

#nathan being impaled on that tetanus inducing loose steel pipe. tho tetanus is the least of his worries on account of. well u know 🕳 #nathan can be a body horror fans best friend if u let him into ur heart. living human crash dummy #i really cant believe he gets impaled. twice. #hole moment! #love turning nathans immortality round in my head. but healing factor....? #thinkin today about how the video game guy tim threatens to cut one of them in half with a chainsaw and simon is like: #[😐nathan u obviously have to volunteer] #but what woulda actually happened if that followed through [probably why it didnt lol] #would the others have had to drag each severed bit of him back to the community centre and let his guts re fuse #fucking hold him together with gaffer tape and plasters. cause i doubt he coulda regrown a whole half #his 'healing factor' only comes into play when he dies. fresh canvas etch a sketch reboot and all that. hes not fuckin wolverine #all the deaths r: impaled on fence. impaled on pipe. beaten to death. blows his own brains out. falls and snaps his neck #but chainsaw... ? one can ponder. fingers to head i can imagine anything image #readin his wiki rn 'his body will never get sick. rot. age. or truly grow old' #may not get sick but he can still shit his guts out. hashtag oblivious lactose intolerant king hashtag milk drinker #forever the worlds most annoying twenty yr old #and then the wiki goes 'the user does not need to eat drink or breathe' ....hello #ive rotated him not aging any further cause it lines up with the whole stuck in his ways. never changing [kelly voice: its just who u are] #but eatin and drinking and breathing??? we know he still experiences hunger [<-kebab] #and he dunks his head in a bucket of water when hes testin for powers with simon. gaspin for air afterwards right #firm believer in the. he suffocated to death several times in the coffin before they dug him up #oh waaait. is it stating this like. he doesnt need foodwaterair. cause it doesnt matter if he dies.. ohhhhhh..... Oh..😃 #staring at nathan sleeping in the community centre surviving on bags of crisps from the vendies so hard i burn holes through my monitor #this got away from me. uh. living crash dummy. oil pastel guts and water colour jumpsuit yessir #having fun doin art. expect more hole art. sorryfor putting this in the misfits tag hehe. not really #gore #blood #misfits #my art #chewtoy

[coquelicoq]

Natsume: You didn't sleep a wink last night. Why not go and grab a few now? Natori [sparkling]: I'm just fine. It takes more than sleep deprivation to dull my dazzling self, so don't you worry your fussy little head. Natsume [concerned]: Nonsense like that is exactly what someone suffering from sleep deprivation would say! Sensei: Oh really? Has he been sleep-deprived every day of his life?

so i've been watching the natsume dub -

#sensei referring to matoba as the 'pirate-princess-tightrope-walker'????? PLSSSS #sensei to natsume about matoba: your wussy little punches won't do jack #also yes sensei he probably has been sleep-deprived every day of his life. this man is a dumpster fire #thanks to qserasera (thank you qserasera!!!) i've been revisiting the natori and matoba episodes #i had started a rewatch earlier this year but got sidetracked early in season 2 so i'm picking up from there #so to refresh my memory i read through the episode summaries i had written for season 1/early season 2 #and got SO EMOTIONAL??? just from reading the summaries? what the fuck??? #me earlier today: i can't reread le petit prince right now because my heart can't take it #also me: tra la la let's see what natsume is going to do to pulverize my soul into powder today #natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #natori shuuichi #my posts #anyway i probably would never have tried the dub except that someone put some clips of english dub matoba on here #and i was OBSESSED with the voice acting??? #i'm so glad i decided to try it because so many of the line readings are just delightful #natsume and sensei's bickering especially #i don't love madara's youkai voice. and i like the japanese voice playing touko a lot better than the english voice #but it's nice to be able to listen and like do the dishes at the same time! i love subs but you can't really multitask #i guess since this is the dub i should be calling him master not sensei but i'm too used to sensei #i must say though that i'm really enjoying natsume calling him 'master kitty cat' in full earnestness #i don't speak japanese so i wasn't getting the full effect from 'nyanko-sensei' #i get now why tanuma was so embarrassed

[toasteaa]

"Neuvillette's eng voice is so weird, why does he yell when he attacks???"

Just say you can't handle a man that moans loudly and go 🙄✋🏾

#toast talks #genshin impacted #anyway his climbing sounds are my fave for reasons that I will not explain and I love how calm and gentle his tone is outsode of court #but his attack voice lines are so fucking. There is a balance needed between the softness and the power that he has and uh #yeah that's it. Let him have his moment he's getting out all the pent up stress from court - #I made the mistake of letting him get hit too hard one time and he did that really disapproving growl hum thing and I was like 🫣 #sorry honey but uh...do that again - #moments before I get his c1 and he never does it again because he will never get canceled out of his attacks 😭