#but Orion? line after line after line. You just know an entitled pompous asshole said it the moment the sound enters your ear

[marciaillust]

Asterism book cameeeeeee <3

Since Orion is a journalist in this AU there are a few instances where his newspaper articles and blog posts are shown, and my friend and I loving formatted all the sections to imitate websites and whatnot down to sharing buttons and comment sections. Def one of the most hilarious parts of the book imo, I love them sm. Thank you best friend [Name Redacted] for writing this book for me, I love it sooooo much! You *get* Orion like noone else ;w;

#i consider this piece a hilarious example of journalism #LINE OF ALL TIME #not a moment in this book where he isnt a total walking haughty embarrassment #Garret might have his golden iconic moments but he either doesnt voice them and its a delicious meta read of the situation #or they dont sound iconic out of context like 'this will help you right?' #but Orion? line after line after line. You just know an entitled pompous asshole said it the moment the sound enters your ear #a response article.................... you just KNOW his twitter is a warzone and a shitshow #ulcer of a fucking person #i love him so so much #asterism #tcm #the clockmaster