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#I AM LOSING IT. I AM LOSING MY MIND
sysboxes · 1 month
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WHY NEBRASKA FURNITURE MART?? PLEASE TELL ME THATS A JOKE
NO. it is NOT a joke and we need to talk about this right now i am so serious (/silly). this all started because mod luxray was in a nebraska furniture mart and came across THIS monstrosity:
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[ ID: A photo taken inside of a Nebraska Furniture Mart of one of the gaming computer displays. On the screen, someone has opened up the sysboxes blog and is reading the pinned post using Tumlook. On another tab, they seemed to have searched up 'sysboxes'. The image has been rotated for reading purposes. /.End ID. ] THEN (you, anon, presumably) sent an ask about doing this in a nebraska furniture mart, specifically at the iowa location. why do i mention the state specifically? BECAUSE THERE ARE ONLY FIVE NEBRASKA FURNITURE MARTS IN EXISTENCE.
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[ ID: Screenshot of Wikipedia page; "As of 2020, Nebraska Furniture Mart has five store locations: two in Omaha (including a factory outlet store called "Mrs. B's Clearance Center & Factory Outlet); as well as locations in Iowa, Kansas, and Texas." The phrase "five store locations" has been highlighted. /.End ID. ] not only did some rogue follower of ours hit the dallas location, one of you FREAKS (/affectionate) also infiltrated the iowa branch, too! how often are you, our sysboxes followers, individually at some big department store — not a grocery store, not for food or necessities, might i add — for long enough to not just get bored and use the display devices, BUT TO LOOK AT SYSBOXES, OF ALL THINGS? we post three times a day, EVERY day, at the same time. you're not missing much!!! have you no shame?? you can't just wait to get home, or, hell, USE YOUR PHONE? the thing a majority of people have in their pockets or bags at all times? i know the tumblr app sucks, but you can't even stomach the browser version? you HAVE to check right then and there in the nebraska furniture mart? YOU CAN'T EVEN LIKE OR REBLOG THE POSTS!!! WHY!?
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luthienne · 4 months
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i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine
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ratgrinders · 23 days
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the karmic balance of fabian rolling two nat ones on the medicine check only for kristin to shove him out of the way and IMMEDIATELY roll a Nat 20
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musical annabeth "my grand plan is that i will be remembered/someday soon someone will notice me" -> show percy "you're better at this than me. and you know it"
musical percy "i swear that im a good kid/i just need one last chance to prove im good enough for someone" -> show annabeth "hes not like that. hes better than that"
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shehzadi · 5 months
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israel should just give up at this point hamas is literally receiving letters of gratitude from the israeli hostages they’ve released
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(via RNN telegram)
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Hate (affectionate) how it's made so clear from the very beginning of part 1 just how loved Paul is by his family and household. Both his parents, Duncan, Gurney, Thufir, even Dr Yueh all clearly care so deeply for this kid, and we're shown that time and time again.
Cut to the end of part two, and almost every one of those people is gone. The only ones who remain are a weird, came-back-wrong version of Jessica, and Gurney who has gone from mentor to worshipper. Paul goes from someone deeply loved and valued for who he is by a small but caring group of people - to someone followed and worshipped and feared by thousands. They're obsessed with him in a way, as a leader and "messiah", but nobody loves him.
The only one remaining who loves him for who he is is Chani, who leaves him because in the end that love isn't enough to bring who he is back.
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1001mcdxlvii · 6 months
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WHAT THE FUCK!!! NORA!!! WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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riyf · 6 months
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hi i havent posted here in almost 2 years but i made a 3 foot tall Gangle from tadc
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ryutarotakedown · 29 days
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i need everyone to look at the character playlists that the rusty quill voice actors made for their characters right now
disclaimer that these are not "canon" in any way but they ARE by the vas and oh my god ohhhhh my god
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devourable · 6 months
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yandere church boy x gn bottom reader smut ;; semi public/risky, sacrilege, religious imagery mentions (takes place in a church broom closet during service), unintentional edging
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it was a miracle the two of you hadn't gotten caught yet. how many times have you ended up like this just this week alone?
despite abraham's attempts to keep you quiet, clasping his hands around your mouth and keeping his own whiny moans just soft enough that only you could hear them, he just couldn't keep himself from ramming into you. every thrust was so hard that it rattled the door you were pressed up against — anyone in the hall outside of the closet would easily figure out what was going on inside.
"you feel so good," abe whimpered in your ear, "s-so soft— oh, god..."
your breath hitched when he pulled you backwards and thrusted into you harder. thank god the sound of the choir picked up just then — abe's hands could do little to muffle your cries. he was way too deep, it felt like he was in your stomach at this angle! but your pushing at his hips did nothing to stop him from fucking into you even harder.
so many people, so nearby, just a few meters down the hall. the thought of getting caught fluttered through your mind. what would they think of of you, getting fucked by the pastor's boy when *** was surely watching?
abe's incoherent whimpering interrupted your thoughts. he was trying to say something to you, and though the words were unclear, you knew exactly what he was trying to say.
so you expected it when his thrusts came to a disappointing stop, his hands slipping from your mouth to grasp and plant your hips against his own. you felt his cock twitching in you, just as desperate for release as you were, despite abe's unwillingness to let himself have it.
you let out a whine of protest as he stammered out his apologies, planting messy kisses along your neck and shoulder. you knew he wouldn't leave you unsatisfied, but... how many times would he do this before you actually got to cum?
luckily, you didn't have time to wonder. within moments of stopping, abe was pulling you back against him and moving his hips again, the feeling of him fucking you again while you were already so sensitive driving thought from your mind.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months
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Lap Pillow
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egophiliac · 7 months
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just thinking about hair and faces
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yenvengerberg · 1 year
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tumblr likes to pretend it's the home of the quirky non-conformist kids but in reality it has one single braincell and that's currently screaming 'vanilla extract'
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imsilay · 4 months
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i’m fucking SCREAMING
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these type of kisses. like he couldn’t get enough of you. like when he grabs you and pulls you back into kiss even if you gasp for air. he just can’t stop once he started to kiss you, he’s addicted. and his kisses aren’t too rough. he just begs to feel any part of you against his lips so he could worship you properly.
and then
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these type of hugs when he squeezes you onto his body and won’t let go. he just can’t. so he pulls you onto his lap and holds you until his stress and anxiety melts away.
but if he does the combo of that. then i’m dead.
(please delete pinterest from my phone cus i can’t stop_(:_」∠)_ i have at least 12 boards for desperate looking men T-T)
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skywalker-swift · 11 months
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i rose up from the dead i do it all the time...i am getting tired even for a phoenix, rising from the ashes...
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sugajimin · 1 year
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agust d is so insanely hot
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