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sugarfluffandallthatgoodstuff · 9 months

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To the Floor, From the rat

Sukuna x Reader crack

@kmayafk and @ari-tart-3114 helped out with this

By: 3 crackheads (HAHA! YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ONE BUTS ITS ACTUALLY dio- i mean THREE 👹)

Disclaimer: dangerous amounts of crack ahead. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED hehehe 👹. totally scary topics like rats with…penis??

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Summary: you are Sukuna’s maid and you’re paid to clean his enormous penthouse (and maybe something ELSE enormous but who really knows 👀).

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Good god not the floors again!

Why does Master Sukuna always have me clean the floors?! Like, I could be cleaning literally anything else, but it’s always the floors *cries*.

Maybe he just wants to see my non-existent ass? Who fucking knows at this point.

I rarely see the guy too. It's always a little rear glimpse here and maybe a sliver of hair there

He only tells me these things via text too, like I’ve never heard his voice. The other maids are starting to spread rumors around him.

Some say he’s like ultra hot but an absolute dick but also that he’s like incredibly smart and doesn’t fuck around (his bedsheets really do beg to differ though, like good god the amount of cum stains on his bedspread)

He’s been having female visitors and it always ends with the woman crying and running away (coward).

Some of the maids say his female visitors run away purely from seeing how enormous his cock is. Some even say it's because he continues till the visitor faints, even after they say no.

Another says they run away from his expectations and are only there for their own pleasure

So now he just goes to hotels and such because why bring those women to his house and waste his time

Oh geez, thinking about Master Sukuna made me go toward his room.

Though I know he isn’t home and he didn’t ask me to clean up his room but hey what could be the harm though there’s still flooring in there so technically…

So now I find myself in his room with my jaw hitting the floor with how large it is. I look around more and find a wall full of pictures of women with “x” marks on them.

Is he “thank you next” ing them?!?!

Before I can process, I see a small stash of pictures of the maids.

Oh no, oh no. He isn't-

“And who gave you permission to enter my room?”

I turn around and see him.

Sukuna.

“The floor gang!” I shouted at the strange unfamiliar man, supposedly the master of this house. It was almost as if a quest to get fired popped up.

Sukuna closed his eyes and sighs. He grabs a cigarette and proceeds to smoke. I look at him, wondering if he is going to fire me, or worse.

It was then a tiny little furball scampered across the room. It seemed to be a screaming kitten that appears to have fallen into a trashcan as he was covered in trash.

“QUICK GET THAT RAT” Sukuna screamed, causing me to jolt.

“But master Sukuna why would you have a cat and not see it as such?”I chased the supposed kitten, now fearing for my life.

As I tried to pounce on it, the kitten screamed out a weird noise. “SHEEEEEEESHH”

“Jeez you can’t even catch a small cat, what the fuck did I hire you for again?!?!”

“To make vegan eggs”

“Oh yes. You do make a pretty bussin vegan omlette”

Sukuna laughs, but then realizes something. “Wait…What even the fuck is a vegan omlette?”

“A spicy version of connect 4” I answered snarkily.

“i-I what?”

Sukuna begins to look at me confused, but proceeds to keep his composure.

“Don’t change the subject. Why were you in my room?”

“Well you see…” I looked around the room for an excuse and for a moment I didn’t have one

But catching sight of a statue on the floor that was clearly soiled. “That. I had to clean that, it’s clearly a biohazard.” “This?” Sukuna picks up the statue, showing some sort of mythical creature, a groundhog perhaps? No. A rat. Some will say it is a rat penis.

“Y-yes sir it looked like it made a mess everywhere sir”

“There is no need.” He quickly pocketed the questionable statue. “But since you’re here, I have a favor to ask of you…”

Ooooooh is it finally happening?!?! The moment all of us maids have been waiting for?!?!

“Can you draw what exactly a rat penis is??”

OH WHAT THE HECK??

Before I can even say anything, the world around me begins to fade away. My eyes start to feel exhausted.

“Why am I feeling so… sleepy?”

“I see the drug is finally taking its effect on you”

I look at him, and gasp in shock. No way, how in tarnation was he able to drug me while we talked about the rat penis?

“WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO DRUG ME WHAT THE FUCK?”

“By the very statue that led you here. It was diffusing sleep powder into the air that only works on scrubs like yourself.” Sukuna grinned over my collapsed form on the ground.

I start to feel very dizzy. The last thing i see is Sukuna’s smirking face.

“You shouldn’t have come in here naughty pet”

“Now put these on” He held out a headband with some strange animal ears along with a long pink tail clip thing.

Funny how he thinks I have the strength to do so

LE TIMESKIP

I wake up, for some reason, very sore,

My neck.

My back.

WHY AM I SORE. AND WAIT A MINUTE….

AM I WEARING A RAT COSTUME??

AND TIED UP TO THE BED?!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

AM I A RAT OR AM I A LADY?!?

I notice a piece of paper next to the bed lamp. The paper said.

Once a rat, always a rat.

I fume in anger.

“Ah, it seems you’ve finally awakened” The monster I've come to know as Sukuna walks in, with the most punchable look on his face. If only I wasn’t tied up like this, I’d send this jerk flying.

“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN. I WAS DRUGGED AND YOU DO THIS TO ME? AND WHY IS MY BACK SORE?”

“It’s not my fault you hit the ground too hard.” {hehe you thought us 3 did something there} He walks over with an intense stare especially at the rat costume.

I close my eyes. I look at the handcuffs, and rip it from the bed.

“You really thought this was going to contain me?” mistake number 1 as I would later find out

“This is what it means to go even further beyond!” I charge at Sukuna, not caring for the consequences. “PLUS ULTRA” I swung as hard as I could, but at the last second my back gave out and I became like a worm on the floor writhing in pain. And he dodged it

“Pathetic. Did you expect me to praise you?”

I look at him and give him a matching grin

“No, but look what I have”

I grab the same drug he used on me. His eyes go wide

“Wait-”

I spray it on him and he immediately goes to sleep.

I make sure that he is asleep and immediately run out of the room. I grab my things from the servant quarters and run for it. Various maids looked on as I ran, I realized that I am still wearing the rat costume (AHHH SHIIIIIT).

I then realize that I am like all those other women he fucks with, except dressed like a rat. I cannot be in a room with that… monster.

But is it cowardly to quit? Maybe. Is it the best option for the time being? Yes.

It truly is a shame he’s hot. During our encounter I noticed many MMA awards on his walls on that luscious deep red paint coat.

“I see the rat has found my awards” It was as if Sukuna had teleported behind me.

I jump. HOW THE FUCK WAS HE AWAKE AND I HAD CRASHED?!

“Using my very own rat penis against me… Perhaps you are the one I’ve always been searching for.” With a swift grasp, he grabbed me like a potato sack, but more like a rat sack…

“WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN” I fought against him, pulling his hair like a child.

He pulled me into an embrace, not letting me go.

“You really gotta tone down the rat fetish man”

Sukuna’s grin only widened. “You sure are feisty. I think I’ll keep you, my little rat.” He isn’t fazed in the slightest by my attacks.

I try to think of a smart remark to say back, but I can’t. This weird feeling I am having cannot be described in words.

“You can keep me, but the rats gotta go,” I blurted out without thinking.

“...”

“So you’re saying I can keep you?” Sukuna’s eyes glistened mischievously. Surely he was plotting something to get his way, after all he firmly believed in his favorite quote: “Once a rat, always a rat”.

“NO GET YOUR STUPID RAT PENIS OUT OF MY FACE”

He grabs me by the waist and carries me bridal style (insert wedding music)

Afraid of falling, I instinctively clutched onto him, which caused Sukuna to have the most annoying grin on his face. At this point, I’d much rather be dropped. Afterall the floor is basically my home in this accursed place.

“So my little rat…” Sukuna looked down at me, “Where to next?”

I look at Sukuna.

“The Floor, you dumb rat”

“Who’s the rat now?” I cackle.

The end fool.

Or not 👀.

69 likes and it could happen.

The retuuuuurn of the raaat

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peanautbotors · 1 year

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desi style omelette with yellow garlic rice 🍚 🌶️ 🥚 (173c)

full omelette (2 servings) = 203c

1/2 omlette = 103c

full pot of rice = 140c

1 serving of rice = 70c

spice scale ✿ ✿ ❀ ❀ ❀ (got a kick to it)

~ vegetarian friendly

ingredients

for the omelette

1/4 large brown onion (53g) ~ 23c

1/2 large green chilli (5g) ~ 1c

1/2 tsp cumin powder ~ 5c

1/4 tsp coriander powder ~ 4c

1/4 tsp salt ~ 9c

4 sprays fry light extra virgin olive oil spray ~ 4c

for the rice

100g white basmati rice ~ 125c

1/2 tsp turmeric powder ~ 0

2 garlic cloves (5g) ~ 7c

1/4 tsp dried fenugreek leaves ~ 0

1/4 tsp salt ~ 7c

garnish

5g fresh coriander ~ 2c

method

boil a pot of water & rinse the rice a few times ~ place in the pot with the turmeric and cook for 10 minutes

in the mean time ~ chop the onion into half moon shapes & then chop them in half, dice up the chilli and garlic, set the garlic aside

in a bowl combine the eggs, coriander powder, cumin powder & salt, whisk this together

spray the fry light around the pan and spread it around, allow this to heat up on a low flame ~ add in the onion, chilli & rip up 1/2 of the fresh coriander and make sure all of this is combined into the egg

pour the omelette mix into the hot pan and allow this to cook for a few minutes until the top is set & you can hear crackling, the bottom should be browned ! turn off the heat and flip the omelette

the residual heat will cook the rest of the omelette ~ drain the rice and transfer it back to the pot, mix in the garlic, fenugreek, salt and rip up the rest of the coriander and mix in !

split the omelette into two and serve 1/2 of the rice and enjoy :D

~ yummmmm this is definitely one of my safe meals ! i’ve been cooking it almost twice a week ever since my gran made it for me…well i added in coriander and cumin when i made it and honestly it’s so much better ! it’s low cal, healthy and has protein, a little bit of fat and lots of flavour :DDD i’m not quite at the stage of using oil to fry anything but the fry light does its job ALSO another really good way to eat this is in the style of a quesadilla ! just place a roti/chapati or wholemeal tortilla on a hot pan & add 1/2 of the omelette to to one side, add some cheese, fold it over and allow it to crisp up, flip and brown the other side too ~ it’s honestly so delicious <3

home recipe

photo cr: my photos

new recipe !! ~ vegan lentil nuggets

my other recipes ➳ <3

#healthy cooking #healthy food #healthy recipes #easy dinner #vegetarianrecipes #easy dinner recipes #vegetarian cooking #desi food #south asian food #omelette #easy vegetarian recipes

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starlight-vixen-emiko · 12 days

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Honestly I am so fed up with how expensive restaurant food is...A cute fancy bistro-brunch place was made down town...Replacing the cute pizza shop that used to be around when I was in high school.

I went to check and the food looked nice but everything was $20...I was interested in a crab cake omlette but when I got home I looked for recipes for crab cake omlette...Since I am a wizard in the kitchen and I am done with all this overpriced restaurant food.

I guess what gets me is the food I cook looks ugly and...I tried making avocado toast at home to save money and it turned out wrong.

I tell my best friend in Rhode Island and he is floored and I am like, "$20 omlettes aren't normal in Rhode Island?" and he tells me no, and that he doesn't understand California.

Still...Finding recipes online is valuable. I wanted to share this awesome turmeric milk with my best friend but I can only get this stuff in California...I found recipes tho...

It sucks...I miss eating at nice restaurants. The place where I get my blood drawn has a cute aesthetic coffee shop called "The Pharmacy" and I wanted to check the place out and saw sandwiches for $17 and I noped right out and resolved to make a sandwich at home...

Hell, even fast food burgers as too expensive but thankfully making burgers at home as fun and I can put as much pickles as I wish...While some of my older friends are concerned about how many burgers I eat and I say quietly to myself, "I also eat vegan burgers lol..."

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nux-morbid-art · 7 months

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Fern the Goat-Dragon loves hikes and spinach omlettes.

They are about 8in tall, made of acrylic yarn with embroidered details. Handmade, pet friendly home. This is an art piece, and should be played with gently. Not recommended for babies or toddlers.

etsy // kofi

#crochet #handmade #dragon

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grapejuicegay · 2 years

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Kim, Wik, and Family Rings

“Wik is another side of me. Maybe it’s the side that I prefer.”

Kim as Wik (no ring):

Kim as Kimlock Holmes (with ring):

Now, here’s the thing. I don’t think the ring is just a marker of his mafia side. I think it’s a reminder to himself of how he has to act, something to keep himself in check, to keep himself from slipping into a false sense of security.

And that’s because of this:

Chay showed up out of nowhere outside of his house as Kim was leaving, and the ring is there - Kimlock. It’s his public persona and a reminder to himself.

The studio is his only safe space. Not even music, the studio because....

The ring stays on even when he writes music at home:

But at the studio:

Chay was unexpected here, so this was just him going to the studio... and no ring. This is one of the few places where he doesn’t carry the reminder with him. This is his space.

Now this is where it gets complicated

KimWik in the studio:

No ring when he brings Chay to the studio for the first time.

This is the moment where Kim unintentionally mixes his two worlds up forever. His distinction for Kimlock and Wik is the studio and performance (not music).

He’s here as Kimlock, but Chay’s talking to Wik and already in this space, Kim can’t have that. So he lets Chay in on the KimWik 180.

But now he’s here as Kimlock AND Wik playing music with Wik’s biggest fan who is Kimlock’s target in Wik’s studio. Whatever lines he’s made for himself are falling apart.

And you do see the distinctions start to fall off:

Here’s Kim talking to Big about Porsche and Chay with no ring (inside his house, where there is always a ring):

Which brings me to:

The ring here.

I don’t think Kim knows whether it was him or Wik who kissed Chay in the studio. I think Kim is confused and scared and really doesn’t know how he feels. He put the ring back on after the studio to slip back into the Kimlock. Maybe because of Chay, maybe because he’s sleeping in someone else’s house/

I think he tries to run away from breakfast because he’s trying to be Kimlock but Chay keeps talking to Kim, completely open, making smiley faces on omlettes.

But suddenly he’s having to Kimlock and suddenly he’s in the middle of a situation where the ring isn’t the only reminder, it’s his training, it’s his knowledge of what to do in this situation, it’s his ability to keep fighting as he’s getting tasered.

Suddenly he has to Kimlock to save Chay who only sees him as Kim. And I think it’s very intentional that he won’t see Kim’s left hand during the shootout. Because I don’t think Kim knows which persona he is at that point either.

#i just think it's definitely relevant to look at kim's rings #especially after kinn's came off this episode #because the ring signifies his duty right #and the conversation kinnporsche have right before that is about kinn not trusting porsche #but like... he did #we know he did #but porsche doesn't #because what porsche sees is kinn doing his duty #and yeah whatever they don't talk about it they bang it out whatever idc #what i do care about is that #it's clear that that was the issue #and as soon as that's the clear issue kinn's ring is off #this is now kinn and porsche #no duty no mafia no bodyguard just them #at least in that moment #so yeah idk if this makes sense #but i found every sighting of kim's hands and the ring #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #OH AND ANOTHER INTERESTING THING #tankhun did not have his ring on this ep during the meeting #it's interesting #he'll put on the ring to defend porsche #but sitting in an official important meeting and there's no ring

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chouxtranslations · 8 months

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Shizun 017 - Job at the door

The next day, Lu Yunzhen woke up feeling refreshed.

Ever since he turned down Mo Changkong’s original offer of waiting on him every morning and evening, Mo Changkong has figured out other ways to serve his Shizun. Every morning he would line up at the supermarket to buy discount eggs (a little over 2 yuan for half a kilo, limit 2 kilo per customer). It was great for making tea eggs, omlettes, scrambled eggs, and egg dumplings, the only issue is that it’s not quite enough food…

And now, Jin Yunu is here.

Mo Changkong took out an enchanted umbrella made of shade beast hide from his seed space, which can stop sun damage for creasures such as skin painting demons, so that he could do chores during the day.

Shade beasts went extinct ages ago, there aren’t many of these umbrellas left in the world…

Jin Yunu was touched to the point of tears and was ready to spill his organs, whatever Mo Changkong wanted.

Thus, Mo Changkong took him to buy eggs together, even telling Jin Yunu to switch to different skins in the washroom so he can line up a few more times….

The two of them returned home loaded with discount eggs.

Lu Yunzhen had finished washing up by then and was very happy at the harvest. After asking everyone for their opinions he went to the kitchen and made a massive batch of crepes.

Everyone was very full.

Lu Yunzhen has also left the small funk he was in the day before. It was unfortunate that he asked for little money for capturing a skin painting demon and left a lot on the table, but being a person means to be solid. He’s a stem major, how could he rely on the supernatural to make money?

The most important thing is, he thought it through.

He’s met three evil spirits in his 20 years of life, and he was only paid once! If he counted on exorcisms to make a living he’d starve even if he charged 5 figures each time!

“We can’t take wicked shortcuts, to study well is the righteous path.” The Wujian Peak sect leader announced to his disciple and servant. “I’m going to talk to my advisor to see if there’s any projects I can work on, get more experience, get a good job after I graduate, and work from 9 to 9 as a code money. A 5 figure monthly salary isn’t a dream!”

There were a few people he knew from the program who have 7 figure yearly salaries now. They’re all winners at life and it’s so inspiring!

He’s going to use his own hard working hands and lead his household to prosperity!

Mo Changkong applauded seriously, “Shizun is correct.”

Jin Yunu had lived in wealthy households and has seen extravance. He looked at the previous treasure in his hands, then the countless spirit stones in the house, and only felt confused… He felt like the sect leader had some rather strange goals… is this some special godly way of cultivating?

Mo Changkong glanced at him coldly.

Jin Yunu knew his place and didn’t dare to disagree. He immediately clapped, “That’s wonderful, sect leader! This one has benefitted so much from you wisdom it was worth 10 years of study!”

Lu Yunzhen was practically floating from all the praise.

Jin Yunu respectfully walked his sect leader and master to the school, then stayed at home to clean up, absorb some spiritual power, and light himself a little scented candle for a snack.

It was a wonderful little life.

…

Lu Yunzhen has great grades and has studied a lot of stuff on the side to help with his post graduation job hunt. He can do most types of code money jobs.

However, programming jobs are often outsourced to an outsources. By the time it gets to a student they turn into hard work for little money. Not to mention there are many monks for very little gruel, and everyone has to fight for it.

Things like app development requires time and resources, and success depends on luck.

Heh, intangible things such as luck…

Lu Yunzhen is the kind of person could get water stuck on his teeth. He gets a stomach ache every time he has a test and has been forced to be the kind of person who puts a medical kit in his backpack whenever he has an important test.

All of his advisor’s projects were already gobbled up by his upper classmen, and the few suitable jobs online were also grabbed in a blink.

Lu Yunzhen posted in his class group chat and in friend circles, saying that he wanted to take a computer related job. He was very personable and everyone happily agreed to keep an eye out for him.

2 classes passed by in a blink.

During the break, Luo Xiaopang squeezed in by Lu Yunzhen’s side and patted him on the shoulder. “Hey, you honour student. Why do you keep looking out and laughing like an idiot today?”

Lu Yunzhen replied, “I’m looking at my friend.”

Mo Changkong had followed him to school and was sitting underneath the gingko tree outside the window. He had worn a baseball cap and was playing games on Jin Yunu’s phone. Weirdly, even though he’s so eye catching no one passing by seemed to notice him.

Luo Xiaopang followed his gaze out but there was nothing underneath the tree. There were a group of cute girls practicing cheerleading on the nearby field though, they seemed very energetic.

He grinned and shoved at Lu Yunzhen, “Bro, look at your face. Do you have a crush?”

Lu Yunzhen was a face full of confusion, “What?”

Mo Changkong saw that Shizun had noticed him and walked over to explain. “Is something the matter, Shizun? I was worried about causing trouble and used a camouflage spell.”

Luo Xiaopang couldn’t see him and kept on asking. “Yunzhen, which girl are you looking at? The one in blue? Aiya, she fell.”

Lu Yunzhen didn’t know how to explain, so he just played possum.

Luo Xiaopang kept giggling.

Mo Changkong pushed down the boiling flames of jealousy and asked with an awful look, “Shizun… has someone he fancies?”

Lu Yunzhen felt his heart get hairy from the terrifying stare and immediately explained. “No.”

“No what?” Luo Xiaopang saw his bro was strangely nervous and thought he figured things out. He kept on joking around. “If you’re not looking at the girls, then are you looking at a guy? I heard from Liao xuejie that…”

There was a bunch of track and field students sweating on the sports field.

Luo Xiaopang’s joke has gone too far.

“What are you saying? Do you still want to copy my homework?!” Lu Yunzhen was so embarrassed he was getting mad. He ignored the look on Mo Changkong’s face and strongly slapped Luo XIaopang on the back of the head, scolding, “Don’t start nonsense with Liao xuejie. She draws danmei comics and is looking for material everywhere. She even started shipping the two tomcats at the school and it’s even popular online…. How could I like men?!”

Just because he doesn’t have a girlfriend it doesn’t mean he’s looking for a boyfriend!

“Zhen bro, my bad.” Luo Xiaopang immediately pleaded for mercy. “You’re as straight as steel, you only like women, and those with a tough life at that!”

Lu Yunzhen hit him two more times and then let him go. But then he turned around and saw that Mo Changkong was looking even worse. His eyes were almost filled with despair, as if he was about to eat someone in the next second…

What happened?

Lu Yunzhen was panicking, he combed over what was just said but couldn’t figure out what’s wrong. In the end he waited for Luo Xiaopang to start playing his game and quietly asked, “You… don’t like having a Shiniang?”

Mo Changkong took a deep breath, “No.”

Lu Yunzhen panicked even more, explaining, “There’s no girl I like.”

“That is fine.” Mo Changkong pushed out a terrifying smile while gritting his teeth. “I have improved myself, I won’t do bad things or hinder Shizun’s feelings anymore. Shizun can like whoever he likes, there is no need to worry about this disciple…”

Lu Yunzhen is panicking more and more.

He felt like a little frog that was being stared at by a giant python. Something bad might happen if he kept on saying the wrong answer but he thought until his head broke and couldn’t figure out what’s the right answer.

Mo Changkong noticed that his suppressed evil nature was trying to come out again, with images of the school being destroyed flashing in his brain. Again and again, he harshly pushed the thought down.

The bloody aura of the world ending demon was slowly flowing out.

Lu Yunzhen got a flash of inspiration. “Don’t worry, when I look for a partner I’ll get your approval first! If you don’t like it then I’ll be single!”

The bloody aura stopped.

The terrifying feeling of oppression disappeared like it was nothing. The sky was blue, the clouds were white, nothing happened at all…

Mo Changkong asked quietly, “That’s not appropriate, is it?”

“It’s right.” Lu Yunzhen finally understood and answered honestly. “You’re my disciple from my previous life and a member of the family. If we’re adding people to the household how could this teacher not consider your opinions?”

SIngle parents looking for relationships have to think about their children! Even more so if it’s a demon with a strange personality who’s not used to other people!

Mo Changkong was finally satisfied and went back to playing his game under the tree.

Lu Yunzhen looked at his cheerful silhouette and felt deeply once more… He probably had no chance of getting married this life…

He thought about how to explain at his grandpa’s grave that he took in a demon disciple and thus has to stay single and not get a granddaughter in law for him.

Grandpa’s a good guy, he’ll understand, right?

While he was thinking all that nonsense he heard cursing from his classmates.

“Fuck! The server died again!”

“What broken game is this?! It keeps dying!?”

“We should use the devs as human sacrifice!”

“I could program better than them with my feet!”

“...”

Lu Yunzhen rubbernecked a bit and saw that it was the game named Hero that Mo Changkong was playing the previous day. The game was well made with fun mechanics, and the beta was super hyped. A lot of classmates had been talking about it lately.

But, the backend quality didn’t match the game contents at all, with the connectivity and saving issues. The game company kept issuing maintenance notices, causing the players to curse at them.

Lu Yunzhen didn’t play games and didn’t care. He kept on looking for new jobs.

Suddenly, Long Jingtian sent him a message on wechat. “Master Lu, are you there?”

Lu Yunzhen replied, “Yes.”

Long Jingtian carefully asked, “I saw your friend circle post, it seems like you want a job involving computers?”

After the demon incident, he was scolded many times by his father. His father said that Master Lu is a hidden taoist with great morals, that meeting him was the kind of fortune that would make smoke come out of his ancestors. He had to maintain a good relationship with the master, otherwise he had no shot at a lambo.

Long Jingtian had no idea how to deal with sects, not to mention he didn’t have a phone number or address, only a weibo account. He asked his friends and everyone had the same suggestion: find another case, invite the master out, and build the relationship.

Thus, Long Jingtian spent day and night sending out the same message in dozens of groups. “Has anyone gotten hit with bad luck lately? Come find me!”

Ignoring all the joking around in the groups, everyone knows that the Long family was very rich and there was still a lot of people who wants to suck up to him. After asking for more details they looked for all sorts of ways to find an incident.

There’s power to a crowd.

In the end, they finally found it…

Long Jingtian asked, “Master, do you know about servers? I have an issue related to that.”

Lu Yunzhen was excited, “I know!”

Let it be website building, server management, code writing, bug fixing, or system security, he knew it all. Whenever there was a contest at school he always won some kind of prize. His only problem was that he had bad luck and few chances to show off. If a fuerdai like Longjingtian brought him a job that means there’s no middleman and he could make a lot! And build his reputation at that!

Long Jingtian said, “I have a middleschool classmate whose family has been making games. But the server keeps having problems and they just can’t seem to fix it. She wanted to invite Master Lu for an exorcism.”

“...”

He wanted to block this moron.

#shizun #feng yu nie

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spahhzy · 2 years

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Today is the day...

This has been in the drafts for a minute figured I'd finish it.

'Good morning Vale! This is Lisa Lavender giving you your morning wakeup call! The weather is looking nice with clear skies ahead for the whole day! While your enjoying the day lets also take a minute to have a moment of silence in rememberance of one of Remnants hero Jau-' smash.

A tired amber eye glared at the now smashed alarm clock before the hand retreated back in the covers before a sigh escaped their lips.

Today is the day.

Wiping the drool from their lips the dreary soul began their morning rituals.

A cold shower, followed up by coffee and some breakfast...

...then just wait.

Getting out of bed a shiver crept up their spine feeling the cold wood floor touch their bare feet.

Looking at the calendar near them they checked the date.

October 31st.

Almost three years to this day...

The amber eyed soul shook out the thoughts and went about their morning.

Thirty minutes later stepping out of their shower and getting dressed which consisted of a red tank top and black shorts.

The individual began to brew a pot of coffee while also making an omlette.

They took note of the outside once more from their window.

The sun was out now over the horizon and not a cloud in sight.

The individual just stared out the windor for a second before resuming their task at cooking breakfast.

It wasn't long, fifteen minutes at most after all they were cooking for two.

They turned their head to the main room more specifically the main door almost expectantly.

Nothing.

The individual set up the table at the dinner table, two omlettes, toast and some milk evenly distributed on put on the two separate plates before they set the plates down on both sides of the table.

A chining of one of the wind chimes rang out causing them to look outside at the window.

The sun was above the horizon now but odd thing was their was no wind as none of the tree's where moving back and forth but still the chimes kept ringing.

The individual paid no mind and continued their routine because after all it wouldn't matter.

Today was the day.

...and they would make the most it here in this nice little cozy shack that they acquired three years ago from the previous owner.

Sitting down they dug into their food and sipping there coffee while listening to the chimes ring faster and louder.

'So much for nice weather' they thought as winds began to bang at the cabin almost like a tornado was right above.

This didn't deter the individual as they continued to eat like everything was normal.

Suddenly the kitchen light flicked off leaving the individual in the darkness as the wind still blew harshly around the small home.

Until suddenly the wind stopped leaving everything In complete silence.

As if the air and all sound had been sucked out from the area.

Bored eyes not once taking their sight off the main door as they continued to chew their food.

Taking another sip of coffee before clearing there throat they spoke.

"I made you a plate so don't be rude...come in" They spoke the voice, femine, sounded a bit bored as she poked at her eggs again.

The door shook slightly as the door handle turned slowly before the door began opening up.

Amber eye stared dimly at the figure at the door.

Silver eyes, which glared hatefully from inside a tattered red hood,stared back at the woman at the table.

"I knew you'd come...its been three years after all since then how are you?" Asked the woman as she took bites in between and sips of coffee.

The red cloaked individual said nothing while maintaining the dark glare.

"Happy birthday by the way...what are you twenty four now?" She asked but silence was all she got.

Giving a sigh, she looked behind the individual.

"Could you kindly close the door...letting bugs in" She didn't expect the individual to do so but was a bit surprised when they did infact close the door.

With a motion of her right hand she motioned for the red cape individual to sit down.

She wasn't surprised to see a the tip of a the scythe being pointed at her throat.

Looking down at the blade and then back up to its wielder, The amber eyed woman clicked their tongue in annoyance.

"I am trying to have a civil conversation with you and here you are...killing first and asking questions later" She said in a tone akind to scolding a child.

"What, not even how are you?" She asked and still all she got was silence as the blade pressed even harder at her throat.

"At least give me the courtesy to enjoy my last meal" She said as she lifted up a cup of coffee and again she was met with silence.

Suddenly the pressure of the blade was relieved off her throat but that glare was still there.

The red cape individual backed up a few steps before taking the seat cautiously across the table from the Amber eyed woman.

"Your food is most likely cold...do you want me to heat it up?" Asked the lady but silence was still all she got, running her right hand threw her black hair the amber woman sighed before giving a chuckle.

"You know you never were this silent...you used to give those hearty feel good speeches so I figured you'd be quite the chatter box" She said before taking a sip of coffee yet again.

Silence.

"Well if we're going to be silent about this mind if I take one last smoke?" She asked but again silence as she pulled out a pack of cigarettes before lighting one up with a lighter and tossing the pack across the table.

"You can take the pack if you want" Amber eyed lady offered but the dull silver eyes just stared back at her.

Taking a drag of the cigarette and a sip of her coffee the lady sighed a little annoyed at this silent schtic-

"Why"

This caused her to raise an eyebrow at the question.

Did she just ask why?

How dare she-she wasn't that stupid was she?

she needed to make sure she heard right.

"Why what?" Almost nonchalantly and just as quickly she once again found herself with the blade of the sycthe at her throat.

"Why!?" The silver eyed individual shouted to which the voice was also femine.

" ah I think I know what you mean" half lidded eyes stares cruelly at unforgiving silver.

"Why did I kill the one who robbed me of everything?"

The blade pressed harder against her throat but this made the amber eyed lady push on.

"Why did I kill the one who stole my destiny and ascension from me?"

The blade started to draw blood as the weapons owner gripped the weapon to the point where the handle was starting to be crushed.

"Why did I kill him, one of Remnants Hero's and your lover"

"Jaune Arc?"

"Simple really...because I hate you both" The answer came out as cruel and simple with no hint of remorse.

"Actually hate is too sweet...I despise no..loath both of down to my very core" She said with a smile which didnt last long as suddenly a fist found the amber eyed woman's face as she was suddenly rocketed back to a cabinet as pictures and trinkets fell.

The lady in red dropped her weapon before shoving the table out the way its contents long all over the floor as she stalked her way over cape flutter behind her.

The downed woman raised her head as she wiped her chin at the blood dripping down.

"Been training woth your sister have you? That was quite a punch...well I guess you had some time seeing as you decided to travel the world" The lady mocked as a boot came flying at her knocking her back the downed lady could only groan in pain but still nonetheless she egged on.

"How was it hmm the whole world wide tour...done being a hero?" Another boot to her mid-section was all she got in return knocking the wind out of her.

"...you think I would let-" The lady spits out blood from her mouth.

"I would let you come home to peace and happiness?" She said hate burning from her one good eye not looking at her attacker.

"Y-you should be thanking me! Now you have a cabin all to yourself" The black haired laughed in pain as the lady cloaked in red snarled in anger as she bent down and with one hair grabbed the woman's ebony locks and proceed to raise her head up a sick smile on the hirt woman's face and with a yell she smashed her face back into the cabinet.

The hurt woman just fell to the side as she groaned out in pain feeling small shards of glass and wood in her face but even after all that chuckled.

"Y-you know...its funny...y-you left him to go travel the world and helping those in need " another couch escaped her as she spit out some blood.

"a-and I-in the end you l-let your entire world d-die...bleeding out all alone!"

The girl in Red screamed in rage delivering another kick to the midsection of black haired woman.

But the amber eyed girl just laughed as she shakily stood up clutching at the cabinet to help her stand up before noticing a picture frame, the beaten woman grabbed it and looked at it.

"Heh...so-so tell me do-do you go by Rose-Arc...or just Rose now? Or did I cut t-that sho-ACK" The woman was cut off as she was knocked down once again this time leaving her flat on her back before suddenly feeling a weight on her chest as the red capped woman mounted on top of her before her hands found the neck of the black haired woman's neck and began to squeeze.

The silver eyed woman continued applying more pressure around the amber eyed woman's neck rage encompassed her very being as she wanted nothing more then to destroy this person who stole her world from her.

"Aha-th-th-thats right" The dark haired woman said looking at the girl killing her dead in the eyes.

"Do-what h-he could not...kill me!" She all but shouted as she just continued to laugh as the woman's hold on her neck kept getting tighter and tighter.

Unbeknownst to both of them an airship had landed outside the cabin.

'Just a little more'

That was what the dark voice in her mind spoke as she continued to choke the individual below her.

'Just a little more!'

"Ruby!"

'just ignore it!'

'Your vengeance is almost here!'

"Ruby stop!"

But Ruby didn't stop as tears fell from her eyes as she squeezed harder on round the neck more.

"Please Ruby don't do this! Don't give her what she wants!"

'Shut up shut up shut up!'

"She took everything from me Yang everything!" Ruby shouted to the now identified Yang who was right at her sisters side woth tears in her eyes also.

"I know Ruby...I know but this isn't what he would want" at the mention of he she just squeezed tighter.

"Ruby if you go through with this you'll be no better then her!" Another voice Weiss spoke from next to her.

"She wants you to kill her...she wants you to feel the pain and make you just like her" Blake come from next behind trying to reason with her as well.

It seemed to work as suddenly she began loosening her hold on the woman's neck.

'Don't let them stop you! Look at Cinders face! She is laughing at you'

Said Cinder currently looked at Ruby Rose like she was the most pathetic person in the world.

This only seemed to enrage Ruby again before reapplying pressure.

"Ack see...you...in hell" was all Cinder said laughing as she just let fate take its course and accept her death.

She had won!

She would die knowing she made a monster out of her enemy.

She would die knowing Ruby would have nothing and would die alone robbed of any happiness, like she was when Arc robbed her of her destiny to rule this world.

She would-

"Ruby"

Cinder heard a gasp and suddenly felt the pressure on her neck be relived as she choked on the air that came rushing back into her lungs.

Suddenly the pressure on her chest was gone and as she lifted her chest to see a family of seven.

Eight women and one male.

The male was currently hugging Ruby Rose who was clutching the older man crying.

"Its okay Ruby...you don't have to hold it in anymore...its all over now...our son wouldn't want you like this" Spoke the man fatherly wrapping an arm around her.

"That's right dear daughter...my son loved you like no tomorrow and he would never want you to kill someone out of revenge" Spoke the woman in a motherly tone as she came up next to her and hugged her as well to which only added on to Ruby's wails.

"Girls...take Ruby and get her home...this quest for vengeance of hers is over" Spoke Nicholas Arc as Team BWY and the rest of the Arc family had proceeded to take the wailing Rose out of the cabin.

"Tch...you...arcs always taking things away from me!" Spit out a spiteful Cinder at the last two Arcs in the room.

"First your son and his removing of my aura, grimm and Maiden power and now with stopping the bitch from giving me death! Today was the day I would die!" She smashed her hand into the floor in anger.

"Damn you! All of YOU!" She said as Nicholas and Juniper Arc looked at their sons killer sadly.

"Those damn eyes! He stared at me the same way as I slid the blade through his chest...like I was some lost little girl!" She screeched and shakily got up from where she lay.

"All my son ever wanted was to help people...that is the reason why he wanted to so desperately to become a huntsman" Nicholas said to Cinder.

" and in the end regardless of all you took and try to take from him...he still tried to help you" Juniper said to which Cinder scoffed.

"Help me!? He robbed me of everything! My powers and my RIGHT to rule this world" Cinder shouted crazed.

"You left him no other choice...I would have much rather he killed you but my son cherished life and even if it' was the wrong call...he cherished what yours could have been because all yiu have been in this life was a victim" Spoke Junipier sadly which set Cinder a blaze in anger and ran at them with a crazed look in her eye.

The two did nothing before a fist had smashed into Cinders face knocking her back down and rendering her unconscious.

The two arcs looked at too see their oldest Saphron looking down at the unconscious woman her right arm outstretched from the punch she gave.

"I still say we should kill her now" she said to which her mother and father chuckled.

"As do we but you know your brother would rather her face justice then us stain our hands with blood from revenge" Nicholas Said as Saphron took out her scroll and got ahold of Vale P.D while Nicholas secured the unconscious Cinder by rope as Juniper looked on.

" Today is the day...that we all begin to heal now" before the Arc family with Cinder bounded, left the small cabin that their son had built some years ago for Ruby once she would return.

...

In the aftermath it was a national news story.

The infamous Cinder Fall, captured and tried for all her crimes.

She would be locked away forever in a cell far below ground.

The judge had offered the death penalty but the Arc Family had decided that their was enough death and wished for Cinder to be locked away for her crimes.

Cinder for her part just looked on silently and passively, no longer the crazed mad woman back on the cabin.

It was as if the life was snuffed out and all it was just...something that wasn't Cinder.

As they walked her away to her forever prison she just looked back to everyone present before her Amber eyes once full of life and burning with hatred now looked dull and devoid.

She looked at Ruby for a long while Ruby just looked back at her matching her stare.

No longer did silver eyes hold hatred now it was just sadness and peace.

a moment of clarity came before her after that night of the cabin as she remembered her beloved words to her some many years ago.

"To help and protect those in need from Grimm and people alike...that's what it means to me at least...to be a huntsman!" Ruby could picture his face smiling to her with confidence even when she decided to travel the world with her team. He still loved her all the same.

She could no longer hate Cinder, cause hatred is not what Ruby Rose Arc was about. It's not what her beloved loved her for.

she wouldn't stain the arc name and her love's memory.

One more look before both Cinder and Ruby turned away from each other both knowing this would be the last time either of them would see each other again.

Ruby took off in a flurry of petals once she saw the sun begin to set on the horizon wanting to see the sunset from a very special place one last time.

Yang looked on and was about to chase after her but a hand from Blake whomst shook her head stopped her.

She had made it.

To their special spot.

Away from the world but in a way still connected to everything.

It was a mountain top that overlooked all of Vale, the valleys and other mountains and if she looked down Crescent Rose scope she could make out her home of Patch.

The wind blew calmly as she approached the top.

She stopped moving forward when she finally reached the end. Their before her was a grave marked by a single gravestone.

The gravesight itself was filled with flowers, trinkets and other mementos placed here but what stood out the most..was the sword.

His sword.

Crocea Mors.

It rested against its masters gravestone acting as it's protector in a way.

Ruby unfolded Crescent Rose taking one last look at her weapon before kneeling down placing it it right next to Crocea Mors.

She then looked at the name plastered on the grave.

Jaune Arc.

Beloved son, brother and lover.

Protector of the innocent and lover of life.

May he finally know peace and rest.

Ruby's finger carefully traced the name inscribed as a few drops of tears trailed down her face.

"I'm sorry...I wish I was there for you when you needed me" She sobbed before at the grave before wiping her face from tears.

"But know this my sweet knight I will always love you so how about it? Let's watch the sun set together one more time eh?" She whispered before pulling out her scroll and opening up her gallery and pulled out a picture of an slightly older Jaune whomst was giving a beaming smile at the camera.

She hugged the camera tightly to her chest as she moved her self toward towards the cliffs edge taking one look down before sitting down on the edge resting her back against the gravestone as she turned the scroll around giving 'Jaune' a look at the sun setting lower and lower over the horizon.

"You know Jaune..." Ruby began still watching the sunset.

"I don't really think I want to picture a world without you" She said quietly but neither the picture of the grave said anything.

"If...if I hadn't been so selfish and left you behind to go out and travel the world to help people...you would still be here" She said outloud before laughing a little as the sun finally set.

"You told me you'd wait for me no matter how long it took..." she said before standing up and walking back to the front of the gravestone and giving it a simple kiss before she laid down next too it.

" and I think I kept you waiting long enough" She gave one more smile as she looked at the stars infront of her from the night sky.

"Today is the day...I wanna come home now."

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[Gakuen K] Totsuka Tatara Route Translation

Sheep riot

LIST OF CHAPTERS

[Translation under the cut]

Saya: (As I bought this one, now all that's just left is...)

Saya: (Alright. I hope I bought everything in the list!)

Saya: (Living alone is hard...I had no idea until I came here)

Saya: (I was surprised this morning. I can't believe the dorm cafeteria wasn't open)

Saya: (It said "Doesn't work on weekends". I remember a passerby laughing at me. Embarrasing...)

Saya: (I've never done much cooking but it's not good for my healh to eat fast food all the time)

Saya: (Yeah, i've decided. I'll start cooking for myself from today!)

Saya: I'm gonna buy a cooking book immediately. I think there's one of the bookstores over there.

Saya: (But...I just bought a lot of things so I don't have enough money)

Saya: Ah! Right! I could just borrow it in the school library.

Saya: (But...Is the library open on weekends, I wonder)

Saya: (Hmm. Since the cafeteria was closed, it might not be open either...)

Saya: (Even if the chances of being able to borrow it is small I would rather save money on books...)

Saya: Umh, I've nothing to lose. Let's go to the school.

Saya: (Thank goodness...the library is open)

Saya: (This is a simple cookbook on home economics, but it's good enough for me)

Saya: What should I cook tonight? That's...

Saya: (The one over there is...)

Saya: Totsuka-senpai?

Totsuka: Hey, it's unusual to meet in such a place on a weekend. Are you lost again?

Saya: No, I'm not. I had something to do in the library.

Totsuka: In the library?

Saya: Yeah. I borrowed a cooking book. Since the cafeteria is closed, I thought I'd have to cook by myself.

Totsuka: "I won't settle for ready-made food" you mean. That's great. Can it be that you're good at cooking?

Choice: [I'm good at it!]

Saya: Yes, I'm good at it.

Saya: (Even though I completely can't do it at all, so I lied...)

Totsuka: I see. You'll make a great wife in the future.

Saya: Yeah, it looks like it...

Totsuka: By the way, what dishes are you good at cooking?

Saya: Eh?

Totsuka: Your specialty. I'd really like to know.

Saya: It's...that...

Totsuka: That?

Saya: Egg dishes...

Totsuka: Haha, it's a bit generic. Omlette?

Saya: Yes, something close to that...

Saya: (In truth, I can only cook fried eggs...)

Saya: (Senpai said he's good at cooking. I wonder if he believe me. I feel a little guilty...)

Totsuka What's wrong?

Saya: No, it's nothing...Oh yes, senpai.

Choice: [I'm learning] ♥

Saya: No, I'm just about to learn. When I lived at home, I never voluntereed to do it.

Totsuka: If you learn from now on surely you'll be good at it. I want to try your cooking.

Saya: I think it's still a long way off, but I'll let you know when I cook something tasty.

Totsuka: Umh. I'll be waiting patiently and unhurriedly.

Totsuka: Oh, the book you're holding. I used to use it too. How nostalgic.

Saya: Really?! I thought it's would be a good one to start with. Have you become a better cook?

Totsuka: Umh. Seems like that.

Saya: What's you specialty?

Totsuka: My special dish is...

Totsuka: Oh!

Saya: Huh?! Senpai, are you all right?

Totsuka: Yeah...Somehow...

Saya: This is...

Anna: The legendary stray sheep.

Saya: Anna-sensei.

Anna: This little one is one of the school's legends "The Stray Sheep"

Anna: It only appears once every 20 years. That's why it treated as a legendary creature.

Anna: They say that touching a sheep's head will bring good luck.

Saya: Good luck...

Totsuka: Ouch...I've got headbutted by that sheep...I wonder if there will be anything good for me?

Anna: I hope there will.

Saya: Ah, sheep?

Mikoto: ...Tsk. It run away, didn't it?

Totsuka: Ah, King! And...

Kusanagi: Yo. We've got a rare combination here. Oi, Totsuka. You're looking battered, what happened?

Saya: The sheep crushed into Totsuka-senpai.

Kusanagi: ...I see. Well, that's a bad thing to happen.

Saya: Bad?

Kusanagi: Yeah. I was walking with Mikoto when I happened to see the "ingredient". When I approached to catch it, it ran away.

Anna: Ingredien? Can it be...

Mikoto: Mutton.

Anna: That's a sheep.

Mikoto: That's live mutton.

Anna: Don't call it mutton.

Kusanagi: The sheep meat is pretty tasty, you know?

Anna: Don't talk with the expectation of eating it.

Anna: That is a legendary creature. It's not good to eat.

Mikoto: Legendary...Does it breathe fire?

Anna: ...I think it doesn't.

Mikoto: Then it's not a big deal.

Anna: ...Ugh. No way I let you!

Saya: Anna-sensei!

Kusanagi: Waaa...She run off.

Kusanagi: Mikoto...You shouldn't have said it that way. It would be better if you said "It will be delicious" to negotiate.

Mikoto: It that so?

Saya: I don't think that's the problem...

Kusanagi: Tsk...There's no time to chit chat. Mikoto, let's go to catch it.

Mikoto: Ahhh. I'm starving.

Totsuka: These two are really going to eat it.

Saya: It's surprising. Mikoto-senpai doesn't look like someone who can do such sort of thing.

Totsuka: King is a very open-minded person when he feels like it. Not for everything, though....ouch ouch.

Saya: Senpai, you're bleeding!

Totsuka: Really? Maybe that's why I was a little light-headed.

Saya: You felt dizzy? Please answer me quickly!

Totsuka: Sorry. But it's not a big deal, so don't mind, okay?

Saya: I'm worry! There must be something to wipe the blood...

Saya: Senpai, please use this!

Totsuka: A bath towel?

Saya: I don't have a handkerchief with me right now. Don't worry. I bought it today, so it's clean.

Totsuka: I can't use it. I can't have it stained with my blood.

Saya: It's fine. We need to stop your blood first. Please use it without worring.

Totsuka: ...Oh, I got it. Thanks, I'll use it with care.

Totsuka: After I wash it properly I'll return it to you and make sure to return the favor in the near future. Until then, don't be hold back either.

Saya: Alright. Get well soon, Totsuka-senpai.

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