#Holy cow that's a long time!

[jokingluna]

Woo! It is hard to believe that we've managed to keep this silly thing going for 8 whole years! We've told over 2900 jokes in that time, mostly without repeating! (I sometimes find that I have told a joke twice when shuffling through my archive)

I have to admit that it is getting harder and harder to find original jokes that follow my guidelines about being used here. I'll try to keep going as long as you people like and reblog! Having come this far, it's not unthinkable of reaching the 10th anniversary, and end up going longer than the show upon which it's based!

Anyway, many many thanks to all of you! Keep laughing!

#princess luna #princess celestia #Zecora #zebras #wildebeests #anniversary #8 years #Holy cow that's a long time! #joke #no news is good news

[recalled11]

Directionless Pt. 5

Pt.1/ Pt.2/ Pt.3/ Pt.4/ Pt.5/ next part coming soon!

#recalled #recalled update #Recalled Directionless #part 5 is finally here! #holy cow this one took a long time #finals and moving and new semester tends to get in the way of everything #but it's finally finished! #also I thought drawing Lookout Landing was hard #but na #the castle is gonna be sooooo much harder #oh well #I'm doing this to myself XD #recalled wild #Recalled Flower #recalled Time #recalled Malon #recalled Sky #recalled Sun #recalled Captain

[bonefall]

As a big sibling with a lil sib with epilepsy, when they read TBC they Honestly thought if they got struck with lightning reciting the lord's prayer they'd be cured like Shadowsight is from their epilepsy. I had a discussion with them on how that's not how it works, but ge was so upset they took it away from Shadowsight that he hasn't picked the books back up and has stated that 'he hopes Ashfur wins and starts a new religion.,'

I do not even know how to respond to this besides saying that your little sibling is 100% right to be pissed and I now also hope Ashfur wins and starts a new religion.

#Legit I did not know that Shadow's epilepsy being taken away was so deeply upsetting to SO MANY people #I put it back because putting it back was just the right thing to do (even asked the small following I had at the time what type to portray #(they picked the full tonic-clonics. I would have just done localized or absence if they'd asked me to) #And I did all that research for one single anon who asked for an epilepsy herb guide #So holy cow I didn't know that SO MANY people were snubbed and upset by canon's choice to do that. I'm so sorry #Your little sib isn't missing anything btw they do just go on to confirm that Shadow no longer has seizures. #In book 4 of TBC they say that it was all Ash all along and that's what they've stuck with into ASC #I'm sitting on an essay about... That plot thread. The Ashfur Grooming one #But it's in my drafts because I was a bit afraid of controversy #because i think it was written poorly. Even on top of Book 4's pivot to retcon away Shadow's seizures #I know a lot of people like and are invested in the grooming subplot of TBC. But. I think it was executed AWFULLY #and its really telling that THIS is the plot they tout as grooming *by name* in-canon.-- #--and that Shadow has to 'pay' for what he 'did' in some way as if there was ever a choice in the books they wrote-- #--But seemingly didn't even seem to clock that what was happening in Spotted's H was grooming until there was intense backlash #and a big part of my contention is the way that Book 4 suddenly tries to retcon that Shadow was groomed from the time he was a child #when it was actually part of book 1 that Shadow was able to personally tell the difference between a real vision and Ash's suggestions-- #--BECAUSE he didn't have an accompanying seizure #So like... just know it's also NOT just 'you' if you connected to the character that was epileptic. It WAS there. It was a BIG part of him #Book 4 retconned it so that his epilepsy was part of a long scheme when before that point it was part of him #''ohh ur destiny is to see into the shadows'' BULL SHIT!! #bone babble

[zexainias-doodles]

Viola

Phew! That took like 4 hours 😅 but in the end I am super happy with how he turned out. I actually did things in reverse to how I normally do and did the thicker line art after the coloring. I think it helped my markers not smudge as much. Also, I was ecstatic that I had the right shades of purple for him. Markers are tricky. So, @gooseworx...do you accept my offering?

#jax #the amazing digital circus #amazing digital circus #tadc jax #gooseworx #jax fanart #tadc fanart #jax tadc #jax the amazing digital circus #tadc #jax in a tuxedo #dapper jax #Holy cow that took a long time #This is why I don't color things as often #But I'm still super happy with it #He's sexy and he knows it

[iiigris]

DON’T FUCK AROUND, THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE (click the photo for full ✨crispiness✨)

here’s day 5 of me drawing something every day of 2023!! (still consistently posting these about thirty minutes into the next day too lol 💀) I decided to go with a traditional medium for this one and I actually had a lot more fun with it than I have with my previous daily drawings, so I might use paper and pencil more often for these if I get the chance :)

also omg you gUYS I think I’m in love,, I can’t stop drawing him and I don’t know what to do wkdbajhdbrfs— not that I’m complaining or anything, don’t get me wrong here

#also I ran out of room to write ‘STAR’ so I just drew a star SLFJSKFJF I’m so lame I’m sorry 💀 #also this was actually my first time drawing jet star #I am. SO happy with this drawing #I definitely need to draw him more often #holy cow #this is the most dopamine I’ve had in my brain in a long long time #eve draws #jet star #the fabulous killjoys #mcr #true lives of the fabulous killjoys #danger days #ray toro #killjoys fanart #daily drawing 2023 #my chemical romance

[frodo-with-glasses]

Troll’s Bane, Part One

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Details are below the cut.

#peregrin took #pippin #frodo baggins #the ruffian leader #meriadoc brandybuck #merry #samwise gamgee #lord of the rings #lotr #my art #fig tree au #holy COW it took a long time to draw that pony #but holy cow does it look good >8-D #i feel like i’m finally figuring out how to draw equines LOL #tomorrow’s comic is gonna be just as labor-intensive. if not more. why do i do this to myself. (because it’s fun.) but why.

[moenmomentsthemoe-en]

ooooo ahhhhh oooooooooggg (big vent in tags

#vent #rips hair out rips hair out rips hair out #rambling about finances and jobs ueueueee -> #i want to have a life where a job doesn't take my entire life but god it feels like its just a reality that i need to it suck up #i dont!! want !! to suck it up!!! i dont want work life to be the only thing i should have in my life !!! #maybe i should start selling on etsy?? i dont know if i have an audience to sell to aughh #i want to believe that if i try hard enough i can find a livelihood where i have space for my lows [that im still working on but GOD it #takes so so long to even dent it and. fuck] #maybe ill open an etsy shop?? #i kinda wish i could like. talk about this with someone? like my plans? without getting the suggestion to push beyond my limits #ive tried and did push beyond my limits before and it didnt end well .. i know that its important to step outside of our comfort zone #but holy cow i genuinely cannot tell where is my comfort zone and where is Burnout until. well until ive burnt out completely #i dont know the line between challenging myself healthily vs sprinting without break til i drop #scratches head #i think. i need um. support more than criticism? which sounds entitled of me. i think. i cant tell #concrit is amazing and without criticism how am i going to Be Better - but most of the concrit i receive half the time are things #that i already know and am *struggling* to fulfill which kinda just ends up. pushing my anxiety to a breakdown? mmghg #i. i want to . work healthily. i know that i cant work in a contractual job (retail - customer service - corporate etc) because i genuinely #CANNOT risk having a depressive low thats too prolonged or an anxiety spike that messes up my workflow to the point it disrupts an *entire* #working environment with other people that are just trying to do their jobs and also risk breaking one of the contracts' terms. its just no #safe to do it (ive had a contractual job and nearly. fucked up badly cause of my mental illness. im not risking it again). but DANG does it #feel like im just making excuses to not get a job #i. i have an idea for an etsy shop since freelancing would be the safest option. i just don't know if im good enough at my skills to. #actually sell to customers you know #ooughgh i wish i could run by my ideas to someone without being so so scared of. appearing as inadequate or illprepared when im doing my #best? but also its a Job and im supposed to make sure theres little to no mistakes and have a product that's of the best quality i can make #AUHGHG #i dont know how to work healthily and consistently and it scares me. #i dont know how to take care of myself and i dont know how to work. which is like. the two most important things i need to live sustainably #probably seems unproductive to me to like. talk about this on a tumblr post if anything but by the gods i need to process all this

[howldean]

lol guess whose life expectancy went down!

#this is a joke but it’s also not #like i am fine but the life expectancy for my disorder dipped to 36 years #my family has the mildest case recorded and i’m gonna be just fine and likely live a very very long time. hashtag blessed. but also holy cow

[weirdstuffandthingsthatmatter]

I got a new phone and I'm getting my PC worked on.

#feels good yo #been a long time comin holy cow #i am grateful

[therubberduckcult]

Love you Hobie, wish you had better fans than what you're dealing with right now

#never have i seen so much gatekeeping with a character #from age to who he would date to what it means to he punk #like?? #hobie you deserve so much better #hobie brown #fan art has been great #and i love that he's getting more attention #but holy cow... at what cost? #i feel for you long time Miguel fans

[thesamestarlight]

bad news y’all i’m officially addicted to leaving comments on ao3. and it is becoming a Problem for my sleep schedule

#like. i got in the habit back in january and now it’s a fun little appreciation thing and sometimes i get responses which is fun! #but also. now i see a fic and go ‘ooo 27k decent room for development but won’t take me toooo long’ #and i’m either not sure i’m gonna stick it out or excited and caught up in it so i don’t comment on the first couple chapters #but around chapter three im like okay time to go back and praise the first couple chapters #and then before i know it im on chapter 6 halfway to the comment character limit and i’ve been writing this comment on ONE CHAPTER #for an HOUR #it’s fun and delightful but. holy cow it’s so late it’s early #my word-count based estimation of how long something will take to read is bent SO out of wack #anyway #fanfic #ao3

[chaosdisorganized]

This should go without saying but please don't follow us if you're an ed "coach" not only am I going to automatically assume you're a pedophile but also you're a disgusting human being for encouraging eating disorders. Ed "coaches" can go to hell.

#we just had one follow us and holy cow #stay tf away #it took us a long time to recover and we still struggle with eating #we had a few ed 'coaches' who were just groomers in disguise trying to take advantage of our vulnerability #so yeah gtfo our page this blog is not a safe space for yall

[muzzlemouths]

I am yelling I'm screaming I'm frothing over that first chapter oh my GOD. the sensation of isolation and decrepit outward appearance only to be jolted into bright lights and bright color on the inside? the PHENOMENAL descriptions of the interior, oh my god, I could See it. and Sun and Moon! and Phoenix too ofc love that jazzy bird.

Sun being so excited and so keen and och I could feel the cracks at times when the loneliness came through, especially more so at the end! he's just so delighted by an Actual Customer that he's extra saddened at the end. and then Moon oh my god. oh my GOD the rebar scene. I jhhhhhh I had physical tension in my chest I was panicking (not as much as Y/N but STILL) that whole moment was written beautifully and Moon is hands down bloody terrifying

I'm so excited to be going back in for chapter 2! the determination to return and uncover more! aaaaaaaahhhh Im eating this I've read it twice today

'what if' q: what would Moon have done if the reader had just. stayed exactly where Sun had told them to stay? and waited for Sun to return? would he have tried to spook them from their spot? attempted something malicious regardless?

I hope you're doing well this morning~! may your day be light and peaceful - @clxckwork-sun-n-moon

WOWOHFHGH YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WRITE ME A WHOLE ESSAY now i'm on my knees SOBBING and FROTHING myself!!! HEY!!

To answer your question: Moon in this au isn't malicious so much as he is arrogant. He was so sure of himself in the assumption that y/n would prove him right that he didn't stop to even consider any other option.

Had y/n stayed in the candy shop he would have still cornered them - and maybe egged them on in an attempt to make his conclusions justified - but it wouldn't have gone as far as it did here. When y/n broke Sun's one rule it removed all chance of vindication and enabled Moon's penchant of taking care of the problem - even at the cost of cracking a few more rotten eggs.

#Thrills me to bits to hear you enjoyed the chapter that much! #holy cow!! #sorry it took me so long to answer this #i reread it a good dozen times in a row because it made me so so happy #hehehe #I HOPE YOUR DAY IS GOING WONDERFULLY TOO <3333

[cornerstonc]

#my brother went to an event without a specific end time and it's almost been like four hours and i still haven't heard from him #asking to be picked up #like i did Not think it'd last this long holy cow #tbd

[keets-writing-corner]

Thinking a LOT about Lucifer in the latest Hazbin episode. Idk what I was expecting but not this??

As I was watching my immediate thought was just "huh... Lucifer is kinda of weird..." but as the episode went on I realized the issue

the dude is off the chain depressed, like he says it as a joke but holy cow it is SO BAD

He's manically just creating rubber ducks cuz his daughter really like it that one time but it's empty, it's never good enough but he keeps doing it, maybe cuz he doesn't know how to pass the time otherwise.

like I get the feeling he HAS better things he SHOULD be doing than making rubber duck after rubber duck. At first I was like, "Bruh why isn't the king of hell doing anything?" aaaaand then it became clear...

The dude is disassociating so bad he can barely hold a conversation let alone remember information. He clearly WANTS to, he wants to be involved with his daughter so bad, he wants to care about the things she's doing so bad, but his depression keeps interfering. It's like he can only hear every other word and he grasps onto the ones he does hear semi-out of context. Like you can see every time he catches something that he hadn't before and he just "well shit I didn't catch that part"

and that's why he reacts so weird when people talk to him. He is struggling so bad to engage with the conversation he's only getting 50% of it

does that look like the face of a man who knows what the hell the conversation is even about??? he is STRUGGLING

like Charlie spent so long telling him about the hotel, and he STILL didn't understand what she wanted. Yeah it comes off as ditzy but literally I've been in that position where your brain just "nope, not doing this right now" and nerfs your conversation comprehension. So as someone who's BEEN in that position, to me it feels exactly like what he's dealing with. He's sorta engaged with the conversation, but only as much as his brain will allow

For example, when I'm dealing with this, this is what someone talking to me feels like this where the crossed out parts are what I missed and bold is what I catch, "Hey! You know I was thinking for dinner we could either make some chicken with rice? But if you don't feel like cooking, pasta is super easy and you love that right? What do you want to do?" you can kinda get that someone is trying to talk to you about dinner, and towards the end you get the impression that they asked something that needs your input so you can decently put 2 and 2 together and try and pass off, but crucial bits were left out, I would have no idea that either chicken or pasta is in the conversation only having heard "rice". When someone is just talking at me, I can decently pass off as being engaged but the second I'm required to participate in the conversation I'm screwed. Seem familiar? At which point I have 2 options, try to give a bullshit answer, or admit that I missed what they were saying and ask them to repeat

Lucifer, unfortunately, is trying so damn hard to hide that he's dealing with like 24/7 dissociation, so he can't admit that he's missing entire chunks of the conversation, hence his really weird replies. He does eventually get the full picture and then he and Charlie start having the real conversation

Also, the Alastor/Lucifer rivalry was hilarious but also really indicative of more of what Lucifer is dealing with

Alastor is, unfortunately, really good at picking up people's insecurities, and thanks to Charlie's description earlier and watching Lucifer clearly trying to overcompensate, he immediately picks up on the fact that Lucifer KNOWS he struggles to be a good dad (we know cuz it's cuz of the depression, hard to be engaged when your brain keeps turning off) and decides to rub salt in the wound by pretending he's been acting as a surrogate father to Charlie. Now why Alastor decided to pick a fight with the king of hell is beyond me, I do not understand Alastor (and I LIKE IT) (maybe it's cuz Alastor thinks he's hot shit and was expecting Lucifer to at least have heard of him but Lucifer just treats him like a nobody? who knows)(why would Lucifer listen to radio anyways when he can't even pay attention to a conversation it'd just be white noise)

But yeah I just was expecting someone who oozed either charisma or presence and instead I got a depressed dad who's dissociating so bad he can barely function and be present in his life. The only thing it seems he CAN do is make rubber ducks cuz his daughter really liked it that one time

Idk Lucifer is tragic to me. Whatever the full details of what heavan did to him absolutely broke him and he can't deal with it. He's aware of it, and he doesn't know how to fix it, so he tries to over compensate and sorta makes an ass out of himself but no one says or does anything cuz this guy is supposed to be THE king of hell

Suddenly it's making a lot more sense why he just rolls over and lets heaven do what it wants and even told Charlie to go in his place the start of the show. He's not in any headspace to hold a basic conversation let alone negotiate! He didn't even know who Alastor was, he's been so out of touch

idk I like him, he seems sweet, I hope Charlie brings some light back into his life. He really needs to get out of that rubber duck room

#hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #analysis #dissociation #look idk what to tell you all #I watched the episode and everything makes so much more sense #when you realize he's only intaking like 50-60% of the conversations #he's not bad at listening his brain is literally preventing him from getting everything #literally I've been there #the difference between him and me tho #is that he can't show it #he's the king of hell #he has to bluff his way through conversations #but yeah literally rewatch the episode with this in mind #and watch him reply to the things he DID catch #anyways #NEW BLORBO???? #who'd've thought I would go into Hazbin Hotel #and come out with freaking LUCIFER as my favorite character #I love him #he's so sad

[finalgirllx]

thought you hated me | mattheo riddle entry 1 of a little anthology series i am starting with mattheo. as a way to practice writing without committing to a long series, i'll be writing a few blurbs for him based on the 'enemies to lovers' trope. 1.1k words | nsfw | minors dni | f!reader this is also a thank you for 2000 followers, like holy cow. that's insane. thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who has supported my nonsense.

"Hey, hey! Watch it! The recipe calls for a scoop of rose petals, not the entire bloody jar," you scold the curly-haired prick. He abided by your warning, much to your surprise, but not without tilting the jar above the cauldron a few extra times just to savor your irritation. You can't help but wonder what past mistakes led you to be doomed by fate to be partnered with Mattheo Riddle for potions class.

The whole school was aware of your mutual hatred, and neither of you made any effort to conceal it. It had been this way for so long that you couldn't even pinpoint why you hated him. Well, besides his utterly insufferable personality and a pisspoor attitude that not even his stellar good looks could redeem.

"He's an arrogant prick." "What a wretched tart." "A hotheaded muppet." "An absolute menace to civil society."

These were just a few recent jabs exchanged between you, either spoken directly or whispered through the grapevine. As long as everyone knows how much you despise each other, it suffices.

After your taunt over the rose petals, Mattheo's gaze bore into you beneath impossibly full eyelashes before he released a huff of pure disdain at your rigidity.

"You can piss off with that attitude. I say the one of us who didn't cause an explosion in class last week gets the bigger say over our potion-making," Mattheo countered, to which you promptly stood at attention and turned to face him, hands planted firmly on your hips.

"If that's the qualification, then I've had the upper hand practically every week this entire term! I cause one explosion, and you think you're all that," you argued back, to which Mattheo responded with a tired eye roll before he fixed his spiteful gaze fully on you.

"Well, I do have the right. Especially when you caused the explosion by staring at Cormac fucking McLaggen while biting your lip like an idiot," he grumbled, his voice lowered but the intensity still sending a shiver down your spine. You knew the implications of his words and that the facade could crumble under the man's temper in moments if you didn't tread forward lightly.

"Yeah, well, I don't see why you'd care, but I'll keep my eyes off of him," you begrudgingly relented with a shrug. You would have given him an earful with just about any other provocation, but what he could risk revealing over this wasn't worth continuing to bicker over.

"Good girl," Mattheo purrs the next time he leans closer to grab an ingredient, quiet enough so only you could hear, causing the heat rising between you to stay put. "Guess I'll need to find another reason to cave the bloke's face in," he adds, much to your dismay. You wanted to say something then, but the professor's perfectly timed interjection to order you both to focus on your work momentarily set the matter aside. -----------------

"Are you really going to make an arse of yourself and beat up Cormac if he and I so much as exchange a glance?" You questioned Mattheo incredulously as he hastily pulled you into a nearby empty broom closet with little resistance from yourself. The door had barely clicked shut before he tore off his robe and moved on to remove yours.

"You want to fucking try something? See how that works out for you, I'll make your ass red for weeks," Mattheo growled into your ear as his hands roamed your still-clothed torso, finding purchase on your breasts as he began to knead them, growing desperate for skin-to-skin contact. Your insolence had gotten him painfully turned on, urging him to handle your attitude with touches he knew would render you pliant. The whimpers his groping solicited from you had become the answer to his prayers.

This little arrangement had become second nature to you by now. You give Mattheo lip, which gets him riled up, so you both seek a release for your pent-up frustrations by way of you taking his dick. Each time, without fail, you two agree that this would be the last time. But having 'hated' each other for so long, you know just how to test the other's patience, him becoming as weak to your taunts as you are to his touch.

"Care so much about who I'm looking at, huh?" you mocked Mattheo as he attempted to undo the buttons on your top, his thought capacity overridden by lust. "I thought you hated me," you continued to bait him with a hint of amusement to mask the genuine curiosity for what he might say. A gasp escaped you when Mattheo removed one hand from your chest to take your chin in between two fingers, lifting your head to meet his eyes that were already ruining you in his mind. He pressed his body against yours, letting you feel his hardness through his trousers.

"You know I fucking hate you," Mattheo replied through gritted teeth, his ferocity laced with arousal. "Doesn't mean anyone gets a glimpse of what's mine."

Your lips pulled into a smirk contentedly in response, not the least bit intimidated by him. In fact, you were pretty proud to have evoked such a reaction out of him. Sure, maybe you felt afraid for Cormac, but after witnessing Mattheo Riddle get on his knees to beg for your pussy, it had become difficult to take his threats seriously. The man was down bad, and you relished in the way you could reduce him to a needy mess, though he probably felt similar when you turned into a babbling slut every time he made you cum on his cock. If anything, the rage made you just as greedy for him as he was for you.

You took the lead in removing the rest of your top, freeing Mattheo so he could bury his face in your neck, latching on and sucking the skin to leave noticeable, possessive marks. He proceeded to cover you with hot kisses that trailed further down your chest, with each unclasped button giving him more space to work with until your top was fully removed and strewn on the floor with abandon. He sunk to his knees before you, letting you ensnare one hand in his hair to brace yourself as he took the peak of one of your breasts in his mouth, which brought a moan from your lips. Forgetting the animosity and allowing pleasure to take over, you've all but given up on believing that this time would be the last.

#mattheo riddle #mattheo riddle x reader #mattheo riddle smut #mattheo riddle x you #slytherin #slytherin boys