"Wait I didn't hear anything of Heidi Klum's Halloween costume this year, lemme just google tha-"
you know what? nevermind.
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Monongahela Valley Republican, Pennsylvania, December 8, 1898
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All I can think is…
[correction: it’s not actually an oarfish, but a ribbon fish—however, the superstitious portent seems to remain the same]
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At the present time in London, something profound is taking place
This is the voice of the people who have woken up and want peace and to stop genocide.
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📰 Newpaper headlines for Louis after his performance at Tecate Pal Norte last night, 30 March 2024:
"And the King is Louis"
"Louis Tomlinson, former One Direction conquered Pa'l Norte"
(Via @ daleycolfin)
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Local Henchman Voted “Most Likely To Be Kicked Into A Giant Fan” For Fourth Year Running Still Un-Fanned
“We really meant it [for] the first couple of years, but now we’re mostly curious how far we can take it,” confides identical jumpsuited goon.
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Only two years to go come on!
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