#He is....

[rickymeat]

𖦹XxTRAINER.CYBERDOGxX𖦹 is online...

poison type connoisseur (๑-﹏-๑) he has a faded stick and poke tat of weedle, his childhood pet. croagunk helps him dye his hair ! he's got no plans on evolving haunter. baby grimer hold hand X3

🎶 pink flame by nuvfr, remnant syphon by purity filter, show!show!show! by snsd

#he is.... #ftm #so yeah #X3 #oc #pokemon #trainersona #grimer #haunter #croagunk #poison #poison type #emo #scenecore #art

[boltsandscrews]

sleep deprived doodles,,,,

#He is.... #so hard to draw #plz kill me now #Optimus prime #Optimus #transformers #tf #fav #my art #optimus prime #optimus #maccadam #maccdam #maccadams #tf art #doodles #hnghhh #he soothes my soul #i have my first day of speech class tmmrw 💀 #im gonna throw up from anxiety #anYways #he makes me feel better <3 #oppy #my little guy #my favorite headcannon is that hes just so hot #he wears the mask to avoid people falling in love with him left and right #such a shame hide his kissable lips 😔

[tbr-agency]

【 BASIC INFORMATION 】

BIRTH NAME: KAGA AKARI

KOREAN NAME: LEE HYUNGSEO

CODE NAME: ALISSA

NICKNAME(S): LISSA, SEO

PREFERRED NAME(S): ALISSA

BIRTH DATE: 17 NOVEMBER 2000

INTERNATIONAL AGE: 22

ZODIAC: SCORPIO

GENDER: FEMALE

NATIONALITY: KOREAN

ETHNICITY: JAPANESE-KOREAN AMERICAN

CURRENT LOCATION: THIS INFORMATION IS UNAVAILABLE.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: THIS INFORMATION IS UNAVAILABLE.

MBTI: ISTP

GROUP: 𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐔

【 BACKGROUND 】

BIRTH PLACE: SOUTH KOREA

HOMETOWN: ANYANG

SOCIAL CLASS: UPPER CLASS - ELITE

EDUCATION LEVEL: MASTER'S (PSYCHOLOGY)

FATHER: HYOGO KAGA

MOTHER: AURORA LEE

SIBLING(S): LEE HYUNWOO / KAGA YAKERU (1ST-BORN), KAGA KANO (2ND-BORN), KAGA ATSUKI (TWIN OF ALISSA/4TH-BORN) [DECEASED], KAGA YUKIO (5TH-BORN), KAGA REI (YOUNGEST)

BIRTH ORDER: 3RD BORN

PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS: 1

OTHER IMPORTANT RELATIVES: THIS INFORMATION IS UNAVAILABLE.

【 OCCUPATION & INCOME 】

PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME: PUBLIC SECURITY - TBR AGENCY

SECONDARY SOURCE OF INCOME: PART-TIME STUDENT

APPROXIMATE AMOUNT PER YEAR: THIS INFORMATION IS UNAVAILABLE.

CONTENT WITH THEIR JOB (OR LACK THERE OF)?: "Well... yeah.. if you say.."

PAST JOB(S): N/A

SPENDING HABITS: "Clothes, and home necessity."

MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION: THE SAMOYED KEYCHAIN

【 SKILLS & ABILITIES 】

PHYSICAL STRENGTH: 90 / 100

OFFENSE: 90 / 100

DEFENSE: 85 / 100

SPEED: 90 / 100

INTELLIGENCE: 90 / 100

INTIMIDATION: 90 / 100

LEADERSHIP: 85 / 100

ACCURACY: 85 / 100

AGILITY: 90 / 100

STAMINA: 85 / 100

TEAMWORK: 85 / 100

TALENTS: SINGING A FOREIGN SONG FLUENTLY, DANCING, WRITING MUSIC

LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: JAPANESE, ENGLISH, KOREAN

【 PHYSICAL APPEARANCE & CHARACTERISTICS 】

HAIR COLOR: DARK BROWN

HAIR TYPE/STYLE:  LONG, SLIGHTLY WAVY

GLASSES/CONTACTS?: GLASSES

DOMINANT HAND: RIGHT

EXERCISE HABITS: N/A

TATTOOS: "One is on my right wrist, which is a puppy and another one is a kitten on my left wrist. If you see, the puppy is in a 'let's play' position and the kitten is in a calm position... The puppy represents my twin who is up there."

PIERCINGS: N/A

MARKS/SCARS: "Probably my upper arms.. Got it from arguing with some brats in school."

USUAL EXPRESSION: NEUTRAL

CLOTHING STYLE: SEMI-FORMAL, CASUAL

JEWELRY: NECKLACE, BRACELET

【 MANNERISMS 】

SPEECH STYLE: FORMAL, CASUAL

QUIRKS: QUICK REFLEXES

HOBBIES: ICE SKATING

DRIVES/MOTIVATIONS: HER TWIN, HER FAMILY

FEARS: N/A

POSITIVE TRAITS:

⤷ CONSCIENTIOUS

⤷ EMPATHETIC

⤷ INDEPENDENT 

NEGATIVE TRAITS:

⤷ ALOOF

⤷ ENIGMATIC

⤷ SADISTIC

DO THEY CURSE OFTEN?: "Only when I lose my patience..."

CATCHPHRASE(S): "I can't control my anger when it comes to bullies."

【 FAVORITES 】

ACTIVITY: VISITING HER TWIN'S GRAVE

ANIMAL: DOG (PARTICULARLY WHEN IT IS A PUPPY)

BEVERAGE: COKE

COLOR: BABY BLUE

FOOD: KIMCHI STEW (+ RICE)

MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: SPORTBIKE

SPORT(S): GYMNASTICS, FIGURE SKATING

WEATHER: CLOUDY

VACATION DESTINATION: JAKARTA

【 ATTITUDES 】

GREATEST DREAM: THIS INFORMATION IS UNAVAILABLE.

GREATEST FEAR: LOSING HER MOTHER

MOST AT EASE WHEN: HER BROTHERS ARE THERE TO CHEER HER UP

LEAST AT EASE WHEN: HER MOTHER IS SICK AGAIN

WORST POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN: LOSING HER PARENTS IN AN ACCIDENT

BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT: HELPING HER FATHER WITH HIS WORK IN JAPAN

BIGGEST REGRET: THIS INFORMATION IS UNAVAILABLE.

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: "Probably crying in public.."

BIGGEST SECRET: "I have composed a song for someone special.."

TOP PRIORITIES: FAMILY, WORK

【 TRIVIA 】

Alissa went to SOPA and she is in the same batch as Haechan, Jeno and Jaemin. (But she dropped-out on the 2nd year and there were rumors that Alissa dated Jeno during their times in high school.)

Alissa and her oldest brother are the only ones who have changed their birth names to their Korean names.

Both of Alissa's parents are instructors at Tokyo's prestigious Public Safety Police Academy, and her father is an elite investigator with the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department.

Only Alissa and one of her older brothers studied abroad to accompany her dad's work in U.S. (It only lasted for a few months.)

Alissa managed to get a bike license during her time in U.S.

She returned to Korea to complete her senior year of high school at Daeil High School, which was known for its prestige, before entering a 6-month police academy program before leaving for Japan.

【 ALISSA'S STYLE 】

NOUVEAU masterlist

#nouveau.alissa #hyungseo.nouveau #nouveau ― alissa #alissa.profile #yes hyogo kaga from her love in the force #he is.... #toh

[sadclowncentral]

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

#he is an inspiration to us all.

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

#sky.txt #we were talking about how some people conceptualize nonbinary as like a 3rd gender #rather than a huge spectrum of experience #and he just hit us with that

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

#he's SO FUCKING CUTE #delphi washington

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

#ive been telling my husband to get a tumblr for YEARS #and NOW hes asking me dumb questions about it #b

[ladychlo]

Motaz Azaiza interviewed by Ajstream after fleeing Gaza, please do watch the whole interview...

#he just turned 24 yo #I can't imagine how many dreams aborted by what's happening #please do watch the whole interview #motaz azaiza #free palestine #gaza

[teaboot]

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

#I ALMOST DIED #GIRL HE HAD F CUPS #FUCK

[sabertoothwalrus]

girldad mode activate

#I'd trust him to buy me pads #at home he'd always have clean pads ready in case #they're not for him to use. if he's trans his ass is in menopause #chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #izutsumi #comic #my art

[suiheisen]

i watch baseball for the side quests (ps: this baseball player also makes fruit cocktails midgame)

#please… when he started decorating it with sunflower seeds #when the commentators were like: he actually tried to pour water in the moat #;_______; i love #baseball can not be a real sport #my fave moment is still mantis-chan perched on victor robles’ cap. the tandem we deserve #but this. this come close #the nhl should let opposing players in the penalty box build a snowman together #lourdes gurriel jr #arizona diamondbacks #baseball #mlb

[cafffine]

my prof just explained on the syllabus that he’s included more points in the class than we needed to pass, so we could skip up like?? 20 small assignments/quizzes/participation!! and still get a very high grade!!

the idea was that we could focus on assignments that played to our strengths - only do the participation stuff if we like to talk out loud - only do the quizzes/readings if we want to do the class remotely - only do online discussions if we like to talk and share opinions but struggle with anxiety in class ect.

and that’s cool enough but then he pulled up DnD character sheets with drawings he’d done of these hypothetical student player classes and how our various accessibility needs could be gamified to ‘max out’ different aspects of the class to get high grades and like!!!!!

hell yeah!!!! let’s treat accessibility in higher education not just as a necessity but as the fun, engaging, and creative aspect of learning that it is!!! I love this!!

EDIT: For proper credit or further questions about his system please find my professor on twitter @/kurtishanlon

#his drawings were so cute too and they had titles like ‘silent warrior’ ‘voice of the people’ ect waaaa im so #excited for this class #he also promised to wear a mask and asked us to do the same my mannnn #double shot

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

#icarus speaks #apollo cameo #okay i’m lying a bit #he DID elaborate and say the rope was large in the sense that it was long #not just an overly thick rope #but other than that? nothing. the inner workings of their mind are so beautiful

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

#shush jesse #EDIT from future me: this post was about astarion but im fully a galegirl (gendy neutch) now so idk what that says #he's also my type for what its worth #this post abt astarion #hes just so painfully on brand for me #i know so little about him though is the thing but i still feel insane #but i cant play the game and i dont want to watch anyone play it and i dont want spoilers #so like.....secondhand blorbo right now

[everlastingrandom]

got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not anymore” and walked off

#blood tw #I was so shook that he just up and left with my blood