#He fucking killed it

[pawdysphoria]

so it looks like elon musk just killed twitter by forgetting to whitelist anyone when they rolled out paid api for gimmick bots oh my god

#twitter #elon musk #twitter dead #he fucking killed it #ohmygod #twitterisdownparty #this is the whole web page btw

[suqqubus]

the guy I made out with last week was at karaoke again this week. and he sang lips of an Angel by hinder. is that anything

#p #he fucking killed it #kinda hot #also my lesbian friend said he was handsome so ig that’s a win for me #karaoke guy saga

[megaclaudiolis]

柄本 佑 || 「光る君へ」 (2024) · 第十二回 「思いの果て」

#柄本佑 #tasuku emoto #光る君へ #hikaru kimi e #1x12 #made by me #fujiwara no michinaga #藤原道長 #渡辺大知 #daichi watanabe #藤原行成 #fijiwara no yukinari #the last scene I cant even #I dont know where to begin #the way Tasuku-san wasn't playing Michinaga in that scene #he's Genji. Walking out of an ancient Japanese painting onto the screen in the 21st century #He fucking killed it #the way he asked permission to be beside the lady #the way he softly lifted the curtain #the posture. everything's so perfect. I'm stunned #I know he's good but never thought he could be THIS good

[welcometojackass2022]

Ehren as the Meter Fairy is the most iconic thing ever and also one of his hottest moments tbh

#he fucking killed it #his voice?? his mannerisms?? his commitment to the bit #I wanna kiss him #ehren mcghehey #danger ehren #jackass #viva la bam #bam margera #johnny knoxville

[cluelessrebel1988]

Just finished the new episode of Andor and I have just one question: Where the fuck is Andy Serkis's goddamn Emmy?

#Andor #andy serkis #kino #he fucking killed it #give him all the awards

[theirtheretheyre]

nmixx should not dance love me like this with any other male idols on tiktok because those boys will just be embarrassing themselves after changbin

#nmixx #love me like this #changbin #stray kids #i would have more things to say about changbinnie fucking slaying rhat damce #but alas. im really fucking gay. there are no coherent thoughts in my head about him #he fucking killed it

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[stil-lindigo]

when people reblog donation posts and say "donate what you can", I really feel like people aren't actually internalising it. not all of us can afford to donate $50, $100, more than that. but i know for a fact that there are thousands of us that can spare $2 or $5, and that all adds up.

it hurts so much to sit here and feel the limits of our own ability. we're not millionaires. we can't instantly fund these escape attempts. but these are bids for life, by people who never asked for the hellfire being rained upon them by sadistic colonialists, greedy for oil and land. they committed no crime other than being born in palestine. and of course it's unfair, to have to shoulder the weight of people's lives when we're all struggling to get by as it is. but our governments relentlessly fail us, they fail to scrape at the bottom of their cold dead hearts for their last dregs of humanity. it is so, so unfair, but it is up to the common man to save each other.

please. look at this spreadsheet. find a fund that resonates with you. and DONATE WHAT YOU CAN.

#i dont know what else to say anymore #i just want all of them to survive #theres truly nothing that could justify this ongoing genocide #and it kills me. that global pushback is so pathetic. gutless and meandering #free palestine #palestine #fuck zionism #fuck israel #we will see an end to zionism and israel within our lifetimes #i might be suicidal but im not dying before i see netanyahu get what he fucking deserves #donation post

[lynkss]

im in my loving matthew lillard era atm

#i love that guy so much i wanna give him a biiiig kiss #he puts his whole ass into every role even when he knows the movie itself is shitty #this is brought on by me watching the fnaf movie btw #he fucking KILLED IT #pun partially intended #i love u matthew please never stop being a freak in my favorite franchises

[lazylittledragon]

so how about that durge

#tw blood #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #halsin silverbough #the dark urge #durgestarion #if you know the song we can kiss on the mouth #this is ashe he’s a terrible creature #the bardiest bard to ever bard who makes astarion look SUNKISSED #he really said ‘if i have to be murder incarnate i should at least do it with style and panache’ #my guy killed an elder brain and several gods in heels and corseted to hell #fun fact: before i played durge. didn't know about the bhaalspawn thing #accidentally made the most bhaalspawn looking fuck i possibly could

[sergle]

I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out

#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness #and the girl always in something of this type of pose. #if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck #so even that doesn't compare At All #but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail. #anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first #sergle.txt #i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you #I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'

[earl-of-221b]

I can’t explain what blue eye samurai makes me feel…….its a typical revenge story, a man sets out on his hero’s journey to kill the four men who have wronged him. A lone ronin, wide brimmed hat and sword in hand, roaming Edo Japan on his vendetta. But he’s not a man. He’s a woman. And how has he been wronged? What’s she getting revenge on?

On the fact that she exists. She wants revenge on the four white men that could possibly have conceived her. Who got her Japanese mother pregnant with a blue-eyed child. And not just any blue-eyed child, but a girl child. How is she possibly supposed to live in the world like that? For the wrong of being conceived, for the wrong of being born, for the wrong of being birthed into a world that will never love or accept her, she will kill her father.

I don’t know what level of convoluted self hate that is. Is she a child of rape? Or a child of a whore? Halfway through I realise what she told herself at the start couldn’t possibly be true - it’s not really for her mother. Her mother wasn’t the root of her vendetta, she wasn’t really doing it for her. When she leaves that farm and leaves the chance to live a simple, legitimate life as a woman, she goes right back to hunting down the men. Those men personally wronged her.

And then there’s so much to be discussed surrounding the way she grew up, because as a boy child and a man she can afford so much more than life has dealt her. Her swordfather who took her in out of the love and care in his heart had no shame in teaching a mixed man his art. The face of a ‘demon’ is fine. But not the identity of a woman. Shh. Don’t say it. Don’t confess. He knows and doesn’t want to hear it.

And because she’s lived that way her entire life for safety and security, she’s so completely alienated from being a woman, perhaps she really is he. But not really by choice. Or is it? The thing she does best is the art of killing, the art of men. Gender is a prison and gender is a performance and she has to choose which to perform. The times cannot reconcile hatred and violence with a woman. So she lives as a man.

So she can get revenge on her father, for revenge on herself.

#blue eye samurai #everything about mizu is so deeply upsetting #like ok revenge!! #revenge of what - exactly?! #white men? #and/ or your white self? #born against your will? #and who and what shapes this will of yours except the society you were born in? #this is so deeply fucked in every way #but anyways #I love Mizu and I hope he kills his father dead. if only - if only that would satisfy her. #my posts

[greensaplinggrace]

I actually like it when ships hurt each other in long lasting and unforgiveable ways. I like it when they leave vicious, glaring scars. I like when they leave traumas. I like when they stab each other and torture each other and ruin each other’s lives and violate every inch of each other’s values. and I like it when they fucking kill each other permanently dead. 

#lawlight #death note #l lawliet #light yagami #darklina #shadow and bone #grishaverse #corvo x daud #alina starkov #the darkling #loustat #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #hannigram #'oh he scarred her though!' #good for him #i hope she kills him in retaliation #'but he killed him!' #fuck YES he killed him and it was spectacular #fandomcourse #kinda lol #violence tw #?? not sure how to tag this one #honestly i love fluff and h/c #but that's fanfic #canonically? things are different 😔 #myramblings

[alyakthedorklord]

Duke, new to the family, awkwardly entering the kitchen where various members of the Waynes are hanging out/baking/drooling over the baking: Uh�� random question, is Tim dating someone?

Steph, all her training focused on stealing baked goods: oh yeah he’s got a boyfriend, why?

Duke, just wanted a book, utterly disgusted: I just wanted to make sure I wasn’t outing him if I told you he’s currently defiling the library.

Jason, slamming down a bowl of brownie batter: he’s fucking WHAT-

#steph immediately takes advantage of jason’s distraction #*grabs like 10 cookies* #‘lmao more like he’s fucking who!’ #timkon #or #timbern #idk what to tag so #either works #jason’s gonna kill them either way #duke will help #alliance of bookish bats #dc prompt #tim drake #duke thomas #batfamily #jason todd

[maneskin-dimensione]

Thomas via his instagram stories and his Instagram feed; 10.05.23

#Loud Kids on Tour 2023: London #posted: 10.05.23 #the 02 #band's ig stories #thomas raggi #this was my show. THIS WAS MY SHOW!!! #fuuuuuuuuuuuuck the video! #honestly #he fucking killed it #he absolutely killed it #he slayed #and i love him so so so much for that! #victoria de angelis #damiano david #THOMAS' LIL TWISTY JUMPS PLS HE IS SO CUTE #he is SUCH a fucking rockstar i actually adore him so so much😭 #ahhhhhh thomas' instagram post PLEASE #god they're so cute! #look at ethan hanging out with thomas and lavinia #pls this is so cute they're all so cute #i love this trio honestly <3 #ethan torchio #lavinia #about: 08.05.23 (video) #about: 07.05.23 - 08/09.05.23 (ig post) #this was my show. this was my show!!! #<- well this happened in London and that was where my show was so i say it counts lmao😬😭