#HIS TRUCK

[seven-tastic]

that one silly pijama thingy but its aventiopaz

#honkai star rail #hi tumblr people ive been playing hsr religiously since it came out last year but i go through phases NHJSDFJKMFSD #but yeah aventurine hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK so here we are #ill tell my kids this was marilukerosa #sorry i am a sucker for trios yes ill be drawing more of them #they're all wives for each other #honkai fanart #hsr #aventurine #dr. ratio #topaz

[arealtrashact]

Trained animal

#Homelander #The Boys #my art #/spongebob about to get crushed by an icecream truck meme/ #before anyone says it - I'm aware that Homelander was probably born with Compound V ingrained in his DNA but #I wanted to draw him hooked up

[be-queer-do-arson]

We NEED to talk more about Neil's escape from Columbia because I don't think anyone's fully appreciating just how unhinged it really was. Neil really hiked six miles along the freeway in the South Carolina summer heat, face bruised from being knocked out cold dressed like a homeless person carrying a big ass duffle bag and started strolling up to truck drivers like, "Hello there! I'm just a regular sociology student interviewing long haul truck drivers to learn about their culture! Would you allow me to interview you while you drive to your next stop?" And then he did in fact interview a truck driver AND take full notes like he was really doing a presentation on it. That is FERAL

#neil canonically has the best Totally Normal Guy persona but i don't think there's any amount of blank smiling #that could convince someone that was a normal situation no matter how good his lying was #you KNOW that truck driver thought he was escaping human trafficking or some shit lmao #aftg #neil josten #all for the game #the foxhole court #sorry i haven't posted in a while i started going to a different university full time and it was a big adjustment lol

[radiance1]

The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.

The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.

Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.

So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?

He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.

The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.

It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?

...

Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?

He'll give them some points for dedication, though.

Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.

The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.

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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.

For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).

It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.

Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!

He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.

And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.

Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.

It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.

At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.

So he answers and is gone with a pop.

Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.

Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.

Fuck.

Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.

So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.

The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.

Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.

The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.

Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #pariah dark #john constantine #The Ghost King and Prince are known to not answer summons #both for different reasons #But Danny instantly answers one because he heard an Ice cream truck in the background #Pariah followed because he at first wanted to get Danny back to Crown Prince lessons #Only to be swayed by his puppies eyes and the absolute delicacy that is Ice cream #Pariah Dark is stuck in the medieval times in terms of money #He would literally pull out gold coins and pay for shit that way #He is rich rich #Like basically a neigh infinite supply of gold coins he keeps in his hair #Don't ask him how just ghost logic #They then spent the day going around to Ice cream shops and taste testing them #Poor Fright Knight is left alone wondering what he should do #Word spreads in the magical community about this and everyone tries it out #It does work #But if there isn't actually Ice cream you'll have an angry Ghost Prince to deal with #And an angry Ghost Prince leads to a less than cordial Ghost King

[zarla-s]

i bet someone's done this before but i DID IT ANYWAY

(inspired by this video)

[patreon]

#team fortress 2 #engineer #i don't actually know the name for engineersniper #engiesniper #sniperengie #z art #z comic #love imagining the dismayed Nos! in his voice #he's probably actually like 5'6 but whatever it's funnier to me if he's extra short in this #will i get tired of making short jokes at engie's expense? no #edit: it's trucks n vans apparently! #trucks n vans

[hinamie]

there's no furbish word for dilf :( sad :(

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #fushiguro toji #toji #fanart #jjk fanart #i took this too seriously for what it is but in my defense #uh #i have no defense actually this is the most unhinged thing i think ive ever drawn #bows head in shame gomenasorry.... #context ws talking 2 sam about my love of furby and long furby customization #and the free real estate that is fushiguro toji hit me like a truck #i have no clue if this has been done before sorry if it has sorry if it hasnt #i dont know if id be alarmed or proud if i was th first #i saw th art of toji with the very hungry caterpillar n was inspired also . took that ate it made it furby #speaking of furby this one Is sentient and yearns to Consume. toji actively hates it. he speaks furbish tho <3 bilingualism <3 #uhhhhh in other news debut toji art !! :D this man's shirt is holding on for dear life jesus. #his waist is so small and for what......................

[ckret2]

So y'all know the Gravity Falls production bible that leaked three weeks ago. Someone in one of my discord servers pointed this out:

And, naturally, that spawned an entire AU.

AU Concept: Ford was kicked out instead of Stan and takes a job as a trucker to makes ends meet since he couldn't go to college, while still studying the weird and anomalous however he can.

Ford driving around from quirky small town to quirky small town, drifting through the liminal spaces of truck stops, meeting odd people in isolated diners, seeing strange things out on the road—a deer with too many eyes bounding across a two-lane highway, a flirty woman at a rest stop who doesn't blink or breathe, mysterious lights in the sky at night, inhuman growls on the CB or 50-year-old broadcasts on the radio—and taking notes when he stops for gas or food.

Aside from having gotten kicked out before graduating high school, Ford's the same person he is in canon.

He's still an ambitious guy, and here "ambitious" means working hard and saving as much money as he can—so, a long haul owner-operator who spends weeks at a time on the road. (He goes through a LOT of educational audiobooks.) Plus, this is the easiest way for him to get to travel the country; and since it looks like his "travel the world" dreams with Stan are dead, he'll take what he can get.

Since he's never in the same spot long and carries his life in a truck, almost all of Ford's research is in his journal. His bag of investigation supplies has an instant camera, a portable tape recorder, a thermometer, a flashlight, rubber gloves, and a few zip lock bags—and that's about it. It has to share space with all his clothes, toiletries, and nonperishable food when he's on the road. He doesn't have much opportunity to closely examine anything odd he finds, unless he's lucky enough to run into something when he can stop for the night. He has to cram his paranormal research around the side of his full-time job.

He doesn't live in Gravity Falls, but he knows it exists. Every time he moves—to Chicago, to Nebraska, to California—he seems to inch closer. He currently lives in Portland and usually hauls loads between the Pacific Northwest and Chicago or New York. He stops at the truck stop outside Gravity Falls when he can and has gone fishing in town a few times. He doesn't have the benefit of extensive research to know that this is the weirdest town in the world; but it seems pretty weird to him, there are local rumors about the town, and he's had some weird experiences in the area.

Plus, he can't explain it, but it's like the town's calling to him. He wants to move there, but it'd put him over an hour outside of Portland where the nearest jobs are. Maybe if somebody chucked him like $100k to build a cabin in the woods; but what are the odds of that?

He does know Fiddleford. Truck broke down somewhere and Fiddleford kindly pulled over to fix it on the fly. They looked at each other, had mutual knee-jerk "dumb trucker/hillbilly" reactions, and within ten minutes both went "oh wait you're the most brilliant genius i've ever met." Fiddleford's living the same life he was in canon before Ford called him to Gravity Falls—with his family in California, trying to start a computer company out of his garage—but they make friends and keep in contact.

One time Ford stops at a kitschy roadside knickknack store that also sells new agey magic things—crystals, tarot cards, incense, etc. He bought a "lucky" rearview mirror ornament that looks like an Eye of Providence in a top hat and hung it from his cab fan, and ever since then he's had weird dreams whenever he sleeps in his truck.

Things I don't know yet: what Stan's up to; or why Ford's the one who got kicked out. I tend to believe that in canon Stan wasn't just kicked out because he ruined Ford's college prospects, but rather because the family thought he deliberately sabotaged Ford; so in this AU, Ford would've been kicked out over a proportionate crime.

#gravity falls #gravity falls au #grunkle ford #stanford pines #fanart #my art #my writing #(since i'm not posting a chapter this week this is y'all's substitute Writing And Art From Me) #(i traced the trucks & diner background and i am not ashamed bc i cannot be assed. i just wanna draw ford in Situations) #(i tried a new kind of lining & coloring on the truck! i will never be doing it again!) #(for my follower who's into vehicles: his truck's based on a late 70s Kenworth W900A. loosely. the headlights are anachronistic.) #(the design has been simplified via the logic of—) #(—'if I don't think that detail would be included in a cheap Optimus Prime toy then I don't need to draw it.') #(EDIT: over a week later i realize i typed freightliner instead of kenworth... i don't know why i typed freightliner.) #(i hope the reason no one corrected me is because no one noticed rather than because y'all think im dumb)

[thegeminisage]

city on the edge of forever from bones pov is hilarious actually. one second he's on the bridge doing his little doctor job and the next he's having a trip so bad he wakes up in 1930

#personal #star trek blogging #tos lb #later spock earnestly explains jim had to let his girlfriend get hit by a truck to prevent the rise of facism #star trek #the original series #tos #leonard mccoy

[kirrbee]

*that's it, i sentence you to the baby swing!

*dont stare at this creature for too long or he dies of shame 😢

#undertale sans #sans #doodle #undertale #kirbee's garbage truck #digital art #sans undertale #he kicks his legs like a kid who doesn't know how to use a swing #flailing back and forth #my art

[dayurno]

#me personally im sending renee the monster truck i think she would get more out of it than the rest #but kevin deserves his autism headphones #and andrew would really benefit from a tiktok addiction so its hard to say really #txt #aftg #all for the game

[bklily]

HOW ARE WE FEELING TWST ROOK FANS

#im so. IJNFHJBNWRFBHJGHJ #this hit me like a truck i had barely woken up when i saw it #hello sir hello SIR. #those fuckin ARMS im going to do something feral. #like unpopular opinion i prefer current rook with his silly hair and french vibes but i can appreciate him being feral #as a treat for me. who stayed loyal through thick and thin #this is for me!!!! this card WAS MADE FOR ME!!!!!! #im so normal im sooooooooo norma #wtf is even gonna happen in book 7 to feature this rook what is going ON #RELEASE THE BOY!!!!!!! #anyway hope everyone had a good morning this will be on my mind for the next 5 business days #twisted wonderland #twst #rook twst #twst book 7 spoilers #twst meme #twst shitpost

[bidisasterevankinard]

Imagine Tommy NEVER says anything about Buck's ally comment, absolutely to no one. Even never speaks or jokes about it with Buck. Untill it's their wedding day and he says about it in his vow or speech during the wedding

"I love you so much, Evan. No one can be a better ally than you. You're the hottest chick dude can find" 😎

#Buck is red like a truck after that and think about not letting Tommy close to his ass no matter it's their first night #he ofc still lets Tommy near his ass. Not once #evan buckley #911 #evan buck buckley #911 abc #bucktommy #tuck #tevan #kinkley #tommy kinard #lou ferrigno jr #oliver stark

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x05 - Become

#*rattling the bars of my cage* #Rick Grimes #towl spoilers #The Ones Who Live #* #rg #still snowy here #time for a new scarf #f u z z y #rick and his blue undies the real otp #thick things save lives #*pours everclear on the dumpster fire* #I AM LOOKING #not an ounce of respect in sight #gliding my hand like it's on a staircase railing #and also straddling #like a grocery store quarter machine ride and i got a truck full of quarters

[argesta]

We gonna have to call this in, Rust. Oh, we don't wanna do that.

#he was at his most lesbian here #second only to the lone star-daisy ring scene cc 2012. spitting out metal in a 4 week old shirt. i know she'd fist me in a pickup truck #who was it that said 'you can see his pussy frothing' in the tags? anyway so real for that #true detective #rust cohle #marty hart #h #true detective s1 #my grounding technique is watching the sweat dry on his ripped top✊😔 #they have to take giffing in browser mode away from me before i fry this computer to a jerky strip #some nights are like im rewriting blood meridian im eating pizzolatto's auteurism and spitting it out. other nights you ask? #well other nights are for looking at deadbeat cop yuri #🧃

[arealtrashact]

You look lost...

#Elvis Presley #my art #I was obviously inspired by the hall of mirrors scene but also Fabrica's Craw Fever clip compilation #something about seeing 1950s EP across from 70s EP... #we know what 35 year old Elvis thought about his younger self ('I was just an itty bitty guy with itty bitty sideburns') #but what would 50s EP think of his future counterpart... #it'd be like those 'this would kill a Victorian child' memes #poor corn-fed down-home truck driving 'yes ma'am' 'no ma'am' Elvis-Aron would simply not be able to comprehend Vegas Elvis

[morganbritton132]

Eddie’s live-streaming, just chattering away about nothing in particular when Steve comes into the room. Hes holding his phone away from his face, frowning at it before rolling his eyes.

The phone is not on speaker but you can clearly hear the lecture that’s Steve’s ignoring when he turns to Eddie and gives him that smile that gets him everything he wants, “Hi, baby.”

Just because Eddie is aware that he’s being played, doesn’t mean he doesn’t love the game, “Stevie, do you want something?”

“Nothing big,” Steve nods. “Just the number of that lawyer you have on retainer.”

The audience at home can visually se Eddie’s brain come to a screeching halt, “I don’t have a lawyer. My recons label has a lawyer.”

“Yeah, that’s fine.”

Eddie leans in and whispers, “…What did you do?”

“Nothing, yet,” Steve replies, dropping the act all together. “My lawyer says she won’t defend me if I get arrested. Traitor.”

Oh, yeah. That is definitely Erica’s voice lecturing him on the phone. Cool. Eddie nods to himself, “Arrested for what?”

“I’m going to throw a rock through our neighbor’s window.”

There’s a beat where Eddie realizes he’s serious and is like, “Is that a reasonable response to a guy accidentally backing his truck into our flower bed.”

“No, we’re pass that,” Steve says over his shoulder, leaving both Eddie and his phone behind. “I’m going to burn down his house though.”

Eddie shakes his head, looks back at his live-stream but then hears a sound and is like, “Was that front door? Did he leave? Shit.”

And then Eddie’s gone.

#in fairness: Steve has never liked their neighbor Dan #a couple weeks ago Dan backed his truck into their flowerbed and nearly took out their mailbox too #and Steve didn’t do anything. he just invited El over and somehow all of Dan’s tires popped #and then Dan put a big ass spotlight in his yard that shines directly into their bedroom #and now Steve’s going to commit a crime #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson