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#HELP THE DEATH GRIP THEY HAVE ON ME
churroful · 8 months
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SHIZAYA HELLHOLE IM BACK
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Doing what I couldn't do 10 yrs ago, since my art is actually good now compared to before 🤠👍
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ignify-caligo · 1 year
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Roach: *accidentally eats something too spicy so his eyes start to water*
Soap: Roachie, look at me. It’s okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You’re the best person I know.
Roach: I’m not crying?
Soap, hugging Roach’s head: Shush, baby bug, it's okay. I and Ghost are here, and we love you with our whole hearts.
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marblerose-rue · 1 year
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anger / swiftpaw
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meownotgood · 2 years
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TWO DUMB LITTLE IDIOTS CAME TODAY
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otaku-chan1 · 2 years
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Some age swap AU.
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jademint2581 · 3 months
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his eyes trigger my fight or flight instinct but i still have the urge to babygirlify him
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...marsala wine flavoured motherfucker.
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gossamer-green · 2 years
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how messed up is it that right after drey tried to conceal from jay the fact that jayson was the one who threw him into this torturous place, jayson walked in and said that jay being like drey was why she had to be punished
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romijuli · 9 months
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Jesus Christ I got into a3 almost three fycking years ago
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argiopi · 1 year
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got the cops called on me for the most hilariously sensible reason last night
So i have a new industrial piercing (my first piercing..! i love it •w•), and it got infected because of course it did, it's a cartilage piercing and i live outside. Context i've been living in my car for the past few weeks, which has been pretty good but one of the tradeoffs is i do not have a bathroom. The piercer told me if the piercing got infected I could soak it in saltwater, so i needed a source of 1. salt, 2. water that is warm or at least not the below-freezing ambient temperature i currently exist in.
Gas stations have both these things. (I have yet to purchase salt for my occasional propane stove cooking). Only problem is it was past midnight in a rural area, so I didn't find a 24 hour convenience store until around 100 miles into my route for the evening.
At 3 AM local time the store was inhabited by just One stern-looking employee who was mopping the floor. My grungy ass walks in carrying a small collapsible bowl and immediately begins casing the place like the world's shittiest thief, looking for those little free salt packets. I looked around the (empty, no hot food at 3 AM) hot dog stand and saw only wet condiments so i circled back around to the grocery section in case they were selling salt shakers I could buy. No luck so i desperately returned to the hot dog counter in case I missed the salt, and noticed a cabinet labeled CONDIMENTS below the dog cooker, which did conceal salt packets. I stuffed a handful of them in my pocket and hoped the mopping woman wouldn't ask, then pivoted to the bathroom where I locked myself for the next fifteen minutes.
I filled my bowl with hot water which was actually cool water but at least it wasn't frigid, and mixed salt into it and held it to my ear. After a few minutes the staff, who had been understandably watching me from around corners the entire time I was searching for salt, knocked on the door. I replied "hello?" and she didn't respond, so I assumed she was just checking if anyone was in there before she tried entering to continue mopping. I finished cleaning my sad little ear and bought a bag of yogurt pretzels as a gesture of good will because I felt bad for taking her salt and taking too much time in the bathroom when she needed to clean.
Enter The Pig. I had returned to my car and grabbed my first aid kit to apply antiobiotic ointment, when an officer entered the store. Trepidation when he arrived since I knew I was being a freak, but then i thought he was just doing his own shopping, then he came back out and approached my vehicle.
Rolled down my window and he asks what was going on in the bathroom. (What if i had been just taking a long shit??). So I showed him my ear and my bowl and explained, as Alertly, Calmly, and Soberly as i could after driving for multiple hours after midnight, to the face of someone who can ruin my life with a penstroke, that I was on the road and had to soak this infected piercing. Luckily it was a confused young cop who was too bewildered to inquire much further, not an old hardass who might start asking more challenging questions such as "where are you going" or "where are you staying tonight and why are you washing your ear at the gas station and not there." He clearly barely even looked at my car - asked if i was a local when my license plate is from two timezones away - and let me go without even collecting my information.
That was the sixth time that police have confronted me for acting outside social norms. The first time was because I was plucking an invasive plant species from the side of the road and he thought I was falling when I walked up & down the slope. The second time I was walking home alone at night, and maybe someone called because I had a backpack on and they thought I was trying to rob a house. I was just walking home from the train. The third time I had been biking home in the dark without a headlight, and i fell on my face and didn't know I was bleeding until a bastard pulled up and told me someone called because they thought I got hit by a car. The fourth time was when I fell in the river last winter and i was knocking on random doors asking for directions home to minimize my risk of hypothermia, and I suppose the woman who drove me home called to send someone to make sure i was okay? The fifth time was the first time I slept in my car, which ironically was before I started serially sleeping in my car. I was falling asleep on the highway after an all-nighter so I took the next exit and took a nap in my driver's seat at the end of a random residential street before I ended up on the news, and that's how I learned suburbanites are paranoid as all hell about anything out of the ordinary because a cop knocked on my window and asked me if I was drunk (who would say yes to that question?). Now I select my sleeping sites very carefully, which is probably the most annoying thing about hashtag vanlife, but I haven't gotten The Knock again yet and sometimes when I pull into random public lands after dark I wake up to mountains I've never seen before and that fuels my soul.
Lesson learned is that if you need to snort sodium chloride in a gas station bathroom at 3 AM, just have an ear piercing and dampen the hair around it and carry a bowl around, and you've got a story that's Too Weird To Be Making Shit Up.
#seriously how do y'all stay out of trouble#I Am Just Living My Life why does that incite so much suspicion.#this time was fair though i 1000% looked like a criminal who was about to drive home under an influence#blogging#FOLKS WHO FOLLOWED FOR ART I HOPE YOU ENJOY STORYTIME TOO LOL.#I saw THIRTEEN!!!! shooting stars while driving last night#i think that is a new personal record. was there a meteor shower? surely there was.#Two of them were bright enough to leave a dust trail.. ⭐︎つ⭐︎#mountain roads are so scary lol what do you Mean there is no guard rail on this narrow winding road that drops off into Death Zone#not to mention when there is snow on the road..?#my tires spun out the other night because i was clinging too close to the uphill side of the mountain and went off the road#in my defense i could not see the lines on the road on account of they were covered by snow#anyway i sunk deep but luckily i have 4WD so i could wiggle out without help#but the snow gripped my tires and pulled them in the opposite direction i was trying to go..#what if i was driving on the side facing downhill and slipped off the road and the snow gripped me.#best case scenario: car is Funked. worst case scenario Death#anyway i think my ear is slightly less painful & inflamed this morning..? i am going to go wash it at a much less sussy hour#the sky is so clear and bright here...#madly in love with the milky way.#i wonder how often ppl assume ppl are sneaking hard drugs when they actually have a completely legal reason to be acting strange.#not that i'm not living on the fringes of the law rn with the whole car thing and that's the only reason i had to be weird at a gas station#but like... lives be strange and complex and human behavior is rarely as simple as it seems there is always a story!
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spoilt-rice · 2 years
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that latest chapter of have an anteater as farewell by @cnthus​ made me go feral as hell man idk what happened 
but here!! have doodles of an old man weak for his two sons and pretty boy wizard ranboo going feral for tommy. as a treat <3
close ups under the cut :p
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that last part before philza talks to them abt chommy’s beautillion
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and magician ranboo !! he pretty :0
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smolcrimegoblin · 1 year
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currently suffering because I finished Stormbringer and 15. guess who's reading Beast and spoiled themselves about chap 101 before reading 15, Stormbringer, and Beast.... this bitch...
KNOW I HAVE 2 NEW FICTIONAL CRUSHES- MOTHERFUCKING ADAM FRANKENSTEIN THE ANDROID DETECTIVE AND LIPPMAN, A DEAD FLAG/CELEBRITY/HOT GUY🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
also, I am crying over skk and the flags right now- I'm not even mentioning the fake-me-out death of Adam and WHAT RIMBAUD DID FOR VERLAINE-
HOLY SHIT-
Asagiri-Sensei.... my lawyers will be in contact... I hope to come to a settlement large enough to pay for my therapy and for my psychiatrist bills.... 🙂
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tigereye105 · 1 year
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He survived, but Mandy's not impressed... 
 (First artwork of 2023 YIPPEE!!)
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qeyond · 1 year
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oghh ive got B/L brainworms
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grace-not-graceful · 1 year
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I'm sorry to everyone that follows me, but I'm about to make The Glory my entire personality
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avvocarlo · 2 years
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white bloke who listens to kanye type thing to say but honestly jpegmafia is probably the recording artist I'm most excited to see what they do next. feels very much like how it did in the early to mid 2010s when death grips were putting out release after release that would blow my mind
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crowfeathers · 1 year
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my animatic progress so far and im not even.. halfway done? anyways local animator draws man on phone 7 billion times (with perspective) (cried)
and some studies + linocut-type storyboard bc my prof wanted me to experiment with style
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bob peak line art study, portrait study (DEFINITELY not robert redford) and storyboard experiment
you can sorta tell I stopped caring about the storyboard as much bc the goal of two-value studies is to block in colors and not use outlines, but towards the end I started using outlines to guide my values 😑 not a bad style but it ends up looking more like a typical comic
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