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helengie · 4 months

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Goats: The ultimate multi-taskers 🐐🌿🌾🧀

Looking for a sustainable way to mow your lawn, fertilize your garden, and produce delicious, healthy cheese? Look no further than goats! 🐏 These furry creatures are the perfect multitaskers. They'll happily graze your lawn, leaving it looking neat and tidy. 🏡 They'll also add valuable nutrients to your soil, helping your plants grow strong and healthy. 🌱 And of course, they'll provide you with fresh milk, which you can use to make your own homemade cheese. 🥛 So if you're looking for a fun and efficient way to take care of your property, goats are the way to go! 👐 The T-shirt and other merchandise with this motif are available in the HelenGie store on TeePublic 👕👚:

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blackopals-world · 9 months

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(Yuu)niverse Singles Club

Ace: Okay, first on the agenda. We need to check who still remains. Me, Deuce, Jack-

Epel: No, they got him.

Deuce: Really?

Epel: Writer!Yuu invited him the go to the bookstore. He's not making it back.

Ace: Another man down. Jade, Floyd-

Jade: My brother has also been taken. Orca!Yuu has him. They aren't letting go.

Ace: Damn, we are down to one Octavinelle. Hey wait where the hell is Cater?!

Deuce: ...

Ace: I swear if you knew.

Trey: He's on Twitch right now with Streamer!Yuu.

Jamil: Yep, he posted a picture with #couplegoals.

Ace: Damn it! Riddle was bad! Now Cater?! It's bad enough that Idia managed to find someone before all of us. Ortho! EVEN ORTHO HAS A GIRLFRIEND WHO IS A PUPPET!

Epel: I am fine with all of this. Having Rook and Vil distracted all the time is amazing.

Sebek: Why do you care so much? What's so good about dating. It gets in the way of protecting his highness!

Disciplinary Committee!Yuu: (bursts though the door) You! Get over here!

Sebek:(getting dragged away) No wait! Let me go! IM NOT READY!

( Door slams closed)

Deuce: They got him! No one is safe!

Epel: Silver they just got Sebek!

Silver: (Waking up) Oh...good for him.

Ace: You're not going to help him?

Silver:(been in a relationship for months) No.

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papayafiles · 3 months

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oscar's butterfly stretch compared to lando's... dying dead deceased howling

#old man x ballet instructor #<-- mclaren's lineup for the forseeable future everyone!#landoscar #flexibility edition #throwback to the limbo garden games challenge when oscar took one look at lando twisting under that plastic rod and immediately noped out

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ryllen · 5 months

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it almost feels like he was waiting for me

#twisted wonderland #twst #sebek zigvolt #twst yuu #twst mc #fanart #maybe a ce the one sneaking the botanical garden key to sebek #it's cute how j ack and d euce are still at the sport field during the night as if they are practicing really hard #the decorated christmas map is adorable #the night light is so calming #it was sebek who was at the front gate during the day #but then it's s ilver at night #he is just so drowsy #let him go home and sleep #anyhow s androck moisture farm is also very beautiful at night #that should be a date spot #sebek waiting at the front gate is especially date energy #where are we going ? sightseeing the town ?

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elizabethloveuniverse · 9 months

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❤🧡💛💚💙💜💖

#helluva boss #made in abyss #omori #metal family #infinity train #the legend of zelda #over the garden wall #super mario bros #twisted wonderland #undertale #rainbow friends #the owl house #cuphead #steven universe #animaniacs #fanart #digital art #lackadaisy

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da-birb-writes-sometimes · 9 months

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HI HI DOVE :DD im so excited for the event!! your writings always make me kick my feet and giggle c:

so yk my undying live for the one and only jade leech ^^ (even if the bitey bastard refuses to show his face in gacha >:0) and i see [fairytale scene] fits his love for nature C:

jade and cottagecore hmmmmm 👀 well there goes my brain and my spine—

REMEMBER TO HYDRATE AND UNSHRIMP YOUR SPINE TOO DOVE :DD

Fairytale Scene; Jade Leech

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, mutual pining, yearning

Content Warning; Some swearing

Word Count; 700+

Author's Note; I don't even know how I ended up with this, but it's cute! Hopefully, this makes up for the bitey bastard refusing to come home!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

You felt like you were living in a dream, a picture-perfect dream that only existed in fairytales. How else could you have ended up alone in a quaint cottage on the edge of the sea with Jade Leech; the man that had captured your heart since day one? And despite Floyd and Azul basically making the two of you pack up your bags for a week-long vacation with the crush that you swore was secret — as you hadn’t uttered a word to anybody — you found yourself and Jade alone with just each other for an entire seven days. One hundred and sixty-eight hours, ten thousand and eighty minutes, alone. Scratch that, maybe not a dream, this seemed more like a plot of some cheesy rom-com where both of the characters confessed their love to each other on the beach. But there was no chance that Jade, the Jade Leech would do that… right?

“You seem distracted, Prefect.”

You jumped and hit your head against the hanging flower bed since the two of you were doing some sprucing up in the garden. You were fine, but your clumsiness sent a pot crashing to the ground, leaving you more embarrassed than anything. “Nope! Perfectly fine!” But the rise in octave betrayed you.

If it were anyone else, Jade would have found it amusing, which he still did, but instead of just chuckling at your misfortune, he helped you get out from under the flower bed, and made sure that you weren’t hurt. “Hmm, are you alright, my dear,” he hummed, looking you over for any cuts.

I’m not okay, no, especially with you looking at me like that and calling me dear. I think I’m going to have a stroke here. “Yeah! Just my own clumsiness is all—” you stopped mid-sentence, and stared at Jade.

The mid-afternoon sun cast him in a warm light, turning his eyes into a glowing gold, and highlighting the olive of his right eye. The ocean glittered behind him. He had a few leaves stuck in his hair, and some dirt on his face, so unlike his clean and refined state that you usually saw him in. And the look he was giving you… it was so soft, so full of worry, concern, and love.

Perhaps you had hit your head hard enough to give yourself a concussion, with your luck it was more likely than your feelings being reciprocated.

And Jade’s staring at you was not helping the manner, he was looking you straight in the eye, and you couldn’t look away for some reason. You two hadn’t even been here for a full day yet! How could you expect to survive an entire week of this?!

You weren’t, that was the entire reason the both of you were here. Azul had grown tired of seeing Jade get distracted on the job, and Floyd was getting bored of seeing the two of you do nothing. But you and Jade didn’t need to know that, even if the mer-eel knew what Azul was plotting with this ‘vacation’. This was all a set-up for the two of you to confess, and what a fine set-up it was.

“You need to be more careful,” Jade breathed out, finally putting his concern at ease when he couldn’t find anything wrong.

There he was, giving you that look again. “Uhhhh, okay,” you said eloquently. Who could blame you really?

Jade chuckled softly as he helped you up, brushing some dirt off your shoulders. And before you knew it, you were rubbing off the smudge of dirt that was on his cheek, and he froze, looking at you with a curious look.

Shit, did I cross his boundaries? SHIT-

“You are full of surprises,” he murmured, taking the hand you used to smudge the dirt off his face into his, before placing a kiss on your earth-stained knuckles. A week alone, that’s rather unfair of you Azul, but no need to worry, I shall use it to my advantage. And he then placed a kiss to where you had bumped your head. “Hopefully that speeds up the healing process, my dear.”This is a dream, a fairytale scene. This can’t be actually happening… right? But the lingering sensation of his lips on your cheeks was very much, not a dream.

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Tags; @aqua-beam @azulashengrottospiano @eynnwwyjth @hisui-dreamer @hydra-sea @identity-theft-101 @krenenbaker @officialdaydreamer00 @savanaclaw1996 @silvers-numberonefan @twistwonderlanddevotee @xxoomiii

#dove does events #follower event #twst #twst x reader #twst x gn reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #jade leech #jade leech x reader #jade leech x gn reader #decided to go mutual pining because brain rot #azul and floyd are hiding in the bushes waiting for either of you to confess. floyd is bored and azul is getting impatient #sha la la la my oh my! go on and ~kiss da eel~#or rather he kisses you #also i want to see him get a lil bit messy; and i remembered about the garden i mentioned in the event post; so you do some garden work #a mix of domestic and fairytale #irene!#I FUCKING FORGOT TO PUT IN PEOPLE'S CUSTOM TAG DAMMIT #all of my eel kisser friends are suffering because of gacha u_u have some food #scheduled post #why do i know so many fish kissers? i mean i'm one of them but still #i do unshrimp my spine; currently laying on my stomach to unshrimp; i unshrimp when i'm editing and doing tags

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roychewtoy · 10 months

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#finished manifold garden tonight ouuuuugghghgghh it was so Very good. yes👍YES👍yeahyeahyeahyeah #i luv u exploring endlessly stretching impossible spaces. i luv u mandelbulbs and twisty fractals. i luv u thrumming synthy music #man it was so tasty. end of the game was giving me fearful..cosmic dread? i havent felt since outer wilds. just THROWIN urself off #like. these are colours these are twisting colours. why are u slumping down the couch ever so slightly with a chill down ur arms #fucking wonka boat tunnel dmt trip nightmare of a colour sure. sure yeah. and it was AWESOME awesome ending. TOTAL collapse #fun puzzles. throwin urself and free falling through a level never got old. loved snappin the gravity round. nada motion sickness✅️Score✅️#playing manifold garden: this is just like jacob gellers shape of infinity video.......#couldnt stop thinkin abt him describing the airborne funerals given in the library of babel #the body falling eternally never hitting the ground thats CRAZY THAAAAAAAAAAAAATS. i would like to read it. im gonna read it #jacob geller u have not led me astray yet on video game recs. manifold garden! MANIFOLD GARDEN!!!!!!!!!!#great ost yeaaaassirr. just really liked it so i did oohheeeeooo :] :D yeahboshdone #manifold garden #structure tag #chewtoy

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suntails · 7 months

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#6!! i so violently believe they are napping buddies. tell me. look me in my blue blue eyes. tell me they havent fallen asleep together #that botanical garden is prob silver's arch nemesis bc its so warm and cozy and HONK SHOOOOO its perfect napping location #leonas already there. like cmon. herbivore fell to the floor dead asleep to the world and leona shuffles over to make sure he isnt hurt #bam. a routine. i think its silly and fun #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #leona kingscholar #suntails #i said botanical garden but it might be called a greenhouse? i cant remember just use whichever is right

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midnight-in-town · 2 years

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Weirdly enough, I’m with Twilight on this, not necessarily on the setup possibility, but on the idea that Melinda’s fishy and that, maybe, she figured out who Yor was (Anya’s mom/Loid’s wife) as she initially invited her to come along.

After all, the main theme of this story is about fake identities, lies and deceiving others. Since the Desmonds and the Forgers are clearly mirroring each other narratively speaking, as the antagonists vs main characters, it just wouldn’t surprise me if Donovan and Melinda were as untraditional, as a married couple, as Loid and Yor are.

Let me explain: until two weeks ago, almost no reader really thought Melinda would appear any time soon nor that she would be as relevant as she’s turning out to be. Why is that? Because Sensei had a lot of fun so far writing a story in which Berlint’s high society is depicted as very traditional (with the men having the important jobs while women... idk, take care of the house or go shopping?).

Of course, that’s something the made-up family of Loid, Yor and Anya only pretends to live up to, as they subvert all these tropes with pride. For example, Loid is the one who cooks and sews, Yor is the strongest character in the whole series and Anya’s on a whole other level of "gifted”.

That’s why I just wouldn’t be surprised if the Desmond family only pretended to be on the same level of “traditional” that the rest of their peers expect them to be, only for Melinda to weigh as heavily in the plot as her husband (if not more!).

In other words, sure, Donovan Desmond is the head of an ultra nationalist conservative party, but does this mean Melinda was just introduced to play the dutiful wife act?

maybe (after all, WISE has nothing on her and she does sound lonely, with most of her friends being from before she was First Lady)

but maybe not because that’s only a cover that she deceives others with, as she plays a big part in her husband’s war plans or in an entirely different business

TL;DR

If the ladies are actually stronger and scarier than their husband in this series, then Melinda is a real foe we’ll have to watch out for, as a good match up for Yor.

Stay tuned, this chapter was insane lmao.

#spy x family #melinda desmond #yor forger #loid forger #donovan desmond #anya forger #damian desmond #sxf theory #my analysis #sxf66 #someone asked me whether Melinda is shaking or actually trying to stifle a laugh in this last scene #and i have no freaking idea because she's really tough to read #that's why i'd rather be on the safe side by suspecting her as much as Donovan #the lack of parenting might not be Donovan being a super strict dude she maybe doesn't give a damn either because she'd rather plan for war #waiting for the plot twist when Donovan reveals he did all this because he was truly inspired by his wife's ideals #or maybe sensei is not that untraditional and Melinda just is quite invested in her husband's ideas #but i love the idea that it's the other way around because for example Yor and Garden are on a much more dangerous scale than Wise and Loid #even if ultimately the story is really about Loid's mission #all that to say for now I think Melinda is as equally shady as Donovan and sensei can prove me right or wrong whenever

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merakiui · 7 months

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get ready mera tomorrow is the day you will expect me camping in ur inboxes bcs the horny demons WILL have me by the neck

being made into a marionette/puppet/doll by the fellow guy and having all emotion draining in poor reader’s eyes!! they’ll be so pretty!! the “princess of the circus” !! an eye candy for the audience (and the boys especially) and at the end of the show, you will be giving them “special services” fellow being paid to have you give all the boys head!! heck have your holes stuffed to the brim by ALL of them at once!! and maybe behind the scenes, fellow will have a taste himself 🤭

HAVE A GREAT DAY MERA AAAA WILL COME BACK TO SCREAM SOME MORE!! 😫🫶🏻💕💕❤️❤️❤️

HI HI, LOVELY ANON!!!! 💖💖 omg,,, your thoughts are so good. I am ready for you to camp in my inbox. I will set up the tent for you and include many luxuries so the camping experience will be enjoyable!!!!

But omg the thought of being turned into a mindless sex doll for the boys and you can't complain or fight back. You're so pliable and obedient; it's in your nature to serve them and be fucked by them. <3 since Playful Land is a place in which you can indulge in fun day after day, why would any of the guys ever want to leave? Some of them (Trey, Leona, Cater, Jack, etc) are hesitant. Of course they want to use you, fuck you, kiss you, stuff you full, and do so many things they may not be able to do at school, but part of them knows this isn't the real you and you're just being controlled by Fellow. But time passes in Playful Land and eventually, whether they wanted to resist or not, they'll fall into Fellow's palm and indulge in you and your body. :) it's only a matter of time before the obsession wins out over restraint.

I think Fellow likely fucks you way before the rest get their chances. >:D he wants to have his fun first. Omg just imagine how many possibilities that opens up for Leona and Fellow rivalry. Two beastmen, one of them a sly fox and the other a protective lion, and they both want you. 😵‍💫 Leona respects you, of course, but he has to stake his claim to ensure that Fellow guy won't take what rightfully belongs to the king. >:(

#twisted chit chat #n/sfw #twst always knows how to cook yummy events orz #this event has me playing 'dark wood circus' on repeat for extra spooky vibes #OOOOO speaking of vocaloid horror songs i should assign each one to the twst guys...#jade gets 'candy addict full course' i do not make the rules <3 #'my tongue crawls across your candy skin' and 'my love comes with knife and fork' are such raw lines orz it's so (sk) jade #rollo gets 'fear garden'#riddle gets 'okaasan'#AAAAAAAA MANY THOUGHTS #omg but then the twins in 'trick and treat' luring you into the mansion in the woods..........#azul gets 'unrequited love and he who sleeps beneath' >:)#maybe i should actually make the list ;;;;;

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librariansrose · 6 months

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Welcome to the Fanganronpa Gift Exchange!

Everyone thank Juicewa_hhh for doing the banner, right now!

Thank you to the devs and teams for your incredible stories and tireless works of passion!

List of their fangan credits!

Silver Lining: Amane Inagase

Rebirth: Seishi Yodogawa (Zen Katagiri)

Project Eden’s Garden: Eva Tsunaka

Despair Time: Veronika Grebshchikova

Brave Coward’s Paradise: Ume Omori

Twisted Truths: Yua Murakami

Heartless Deceit: Satoru Tachibana

Another Series: Mikado Sannoji & Tsurugi Kinjo

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daisystwistedgarden · 25 days

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yeah no i'm perfectly normal about the new rook hunt card art that came out! i'm totally not insane with desire! (me when i lie)

spoilers under the cut

genuinely... i'm going insane. his arms. the pose. the hair. his ARMS. oh my god. i can't do this. we have to suffer through that dumbass bob when THIS is what he used to look like??? vil count your days

#garden chatter #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst #rook hunt #twst rook hunt #twst spoilers

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blackopals-world · 1 month

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Gardener!Yuu: I think I'm getting a wee bit too pudgy these days. You were right about those pies. I've never been small or a size 2 but do you think I'm getting too big?

Vil:*Scrolling through his phone and not focused* I'd like you more if you were bigger.

Gardener!Yuu: What?

Vil:*Embarrassed* What?

Epel:*was just walking by* WHAT THE FUCK?!

(Vil's shameful secret: He likes them a little thick. If you were surrounded by models the same size and shape all the time you'd get desensitized too. He just wants a thick Welsh/Irish wife with red hair and hugs that could break your back. Can you blame a man with such simple desires?)

#gardener!yuu #yuuniverse #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #vil schoenheit #vil x yuu #twst vil #twisted wonderland vil #vil shoenheit x reader

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0idontgetsleep0 · 6 months

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Gardening club boys

Jade: There’s no crime in being a thief

Trey: What a thief does is take someone’s property without their permission, which is a crime

Rook: Not when I do it. I’ll steal your heart and you wouldn’t mind~

Trey: ..That was very smooth

Jade: I’m gonna steal both your organs and money

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #the gardening club 💕#octavinelle #jade leech #rook hunt #trey clover #heartslabyul #pomefiore #pukicho #average conversation

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