guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes
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their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there
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For those of you using metrics:
5'2" - 157cm
4'11" - 149cm/150cm
4'10" - 147cm
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i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing
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"Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8" "Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week" Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.
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