The news has reached me that there are canon female custodes, and that the reactions have been mmm well, mixed. I don’t play custodes on tabletop but i do love the faction, and i think it’s an interesting and harmless little addition to the setting. Somewhere in the mists of time some custodes put his genhanced transhuman mind to work and asked himself “What if instead of just taking boy babies for the Full Genome Restructuring Into An Exalted Demigod…what if we took all the babies.” Now we have the Golden Roughly Twenty Thousand, double the protection for the Emperor😌
Obsessed with the implications of Gortash reaching out to Durge to rob the Hall of Wonders together. I just imagine he was there on a date, maybe a charity event, and he should be paying attention to the noble that invited him, but he sees these stollen Bhaalian artifacts, and all he can think about for the rest of the night is Durge. Sure, maybe he saw it as an opportunity to earn their trust, and that’s how it functioned, but I also love the idea that he maybe was a bit more interested in them than he’d like to admit from the beginning.
where's the fics where wilson and house finally bang but house was SOOO not ready for the most attentive schnarsty raw wild resolving-sexual-tension fuckdown of his LIFE
damn what? I don't know where this came from. look all the comics I put on g*mr**d a year ago are back here again with all the formatting and typesetting by @fireflysummers as well as the exclusive bonus art wtf who did this. my werewolf comic on here too what the hells!! that one also got re-toned for printing if u want to AND an exclusive cover spread !!! what the fuck!!!!! come see for urself I can't make this shit up
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so, with rt having their anniversary on april 1st, they decided this year to celebrate for 20 whole weeks for their 20th anniversary. with one episode a week on fridays starting in march and ending in july, they've released one-off mystery episodes of their shows and products that have been cancelled, put on hiatus, or otherwise ended naturally. the exceptions are on the spot and camp camp, the former of which is coming back later this year, and the latter having a new season premiere later next year in 2024, both having been confirmed at rtx 2023.
it makes sense for rt to build up such a major milestone by teasing what they're doing to celebrate, but i think the way they've done it is...
not great.
that's why i'm just gonna put what each mystery video is, with links to youtube because the rt site fucking sucks for convenience!
week 1 (march 17th) | ahwu
week 2 (march 24th) | rage quit
week 3 (march 31st) | million dollars, but...
week 4 (april 7th) | achievement h.o.r.s.e
week 5 (april 14th) | on the spot (was originally streamed live)*
week 6 (april 21st) | master & apprentice
week 7 (april 28th) | rt docs (at least, a ~15 minute parody of one from funhaus)
week 8 (may 5th) | AH gta iv: cops and crooks
week 9 (may 12th) | AH: theater mode (the youtube version got cut down from around 1 hour 40 minutes to close to 30 minutes, which is cringe)
week 10 (may 19th) | rt recap
week 11 (may 26th) | rt shorts
week 12 (june 2nd) | music video: dusk boys: u.f.whoa
week 13 (june 9th) | chump (was originally streamed live)*
week 14 (june 16th) | immersion
week 15 (june 23rd) | p.a.n.i.c.s
week 16 (june 30th) | hard mode: uncomfortable guess who?*
week 17 (july 7th) | lazer team: boot group (animated video)
week 18 (july 14th) | [trailer] a simple walk into mordor: part 2
week 19 (july 21st) | camp camp
week 20 (july 28th) | [prologue] red vs blue: restoration (series finale)
an asterisk (*) means there's bonus content for the labeled video that's unfortunately exclusive to the rt site, with hard mode's bonus video being behind a paywall, for some reason
note: the rvb restoration prologue came out on youtube on july 8th, but i chose to keep the date as the 28th because that's when it was supposed to come out. i didn't know it was released earlier on purpose until i was lucky enough to see an explanation from an rt employee on reddit, of all places: