#Earth invaded

[theamazingstories]

RETRO REVIEW - JOHN DIES AT THE END and Other Stuff (SPOILERS)

Figure 1 – John (Rob Mayes) and David (Chase Williamson) There are so many genre (and near-genre) movies coming out every year that it’s easy to miss a good one. That’s my excuse for missing 2013’s John Dies at the End, from a book by Jason Pargin writing as David Wong. Pargin/Wong also wrote the screenplay with director Don Coscarelli. Anyway, I missed it, and I think it might end up being one…

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#“Soy Sauce” drug #Bark Lee the dog #Chase Williamson #Clancy Brown #Column 386 #cult classic #Don Coscarelli #Earth invaded #Fabianne Therese #Galaxy Quest #Ghostbusters and Supernatural #incoherent review #Jason Pargin #John Dies at the End #Jonny Weston #Lynne Taylor Fahnestalk #OCD #Paul Giamatti #Retro review #Rob Mayes #Sam and Dean Winchester #Spoilers #This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude Don’t Touch It!

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

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DPXDC prompt: There’s an alien invasion incoming and the justice league are all up in arms to defeat them. Once they break into the mothership, however, they discover that the aliens were already beaten up and there’s this ghostly child cackling in the control room. It’s Danny and he is Obsession-drunk and having an absolute blast exploring every nook and cranny of the ship, dismantling it to see how the machines work, driving it around, chatting a hundred miles per hour to the definitely-concussed and groaning alien commander, and just zooming fro and fro with eyes dilated so hard there’s only a tiny ring of green in his eyes, lost in the feral serotonin sauce

Bonus points if the justice league calm Danny down by having him fanboy over Martian Manhunter, and then in the end, Danny goes “I’m gonna stick with you now! No takebacks!” and adopts J’onn into the Fenton family, now J’onn has two midwestern folks to hang out with for the holidays (the Kents from that Christmas special and now the Fentons)

#danny phantom #dc x dp #danny fenton #justice league #martian manhunter #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #kent family #fenton family #j'onn j'onzz #Danny seeing the alien mothership about to invade earth and says #is anyone gonna go feral over that and doesn't wait for an answer #he's both protecting people by beating up the aliens #AND he's having a blast checking out the alien tech #IN SPACE #win-win scenario for him!

[nelkcats]

Skeleton Invasion

Pariah's castle was boring, and since Danny had inherited it he hadn't really done anything with it, although he felt a little bad for the skeleton soldiers (even though he wasn't sure they actually had a personality, they always acted the same).

So he sent them on missions around the universes. They would probably cause a bit of chaos but they were the best option to investigate, since they couldn't die.

When one of them found many cracks to the Realms, he informed Danny immediately, and Danny sent more skeletons, just to be on the safe side.

Unbeknownst to him, the young King had caused panic in the DC universe. The Justice League wasn't sure what to make of the skeleton invasion (technically they weren't doing harm, they seemed to be wandering around and looking for something), it became a problem when they discovered what they were looking for.

Lazarus pits, the skeleton army was looking for Lazarus pits (Batman wondered if the skeleton's "master" wanted to use the pits), looking on in dismay, the League prepared for an impending invasion.

Though none of them expected a teenager emerging from a portal and congratulating the skeletons. What?

#dpxdc #ghost king danny #skeleton army #Danny caused chaos by accident #he just wanted to give a purpose to the skeletons #he even named them #Danny is pretty sure the skeletons have personalities but they're too scared of Pariah's reign #dp x dc #dc x dp #JL and JLD are confused #Why is there an army of skeletons invading? #and why don't they do anything? #Are they a reconnaissance squad? Does anyone plan to conquer earth? #they are paranoid #Danny is trying to be a good king

[molsquinn]

#set a building full of orphans on fire #created a portal into another dimension out of egotism #is (currently) trying to get into someone’s head to kill them #is trying to invader earth (same character also stole a bunch of peoples organs) #ate a kid reincarnated as a nome then ate a woman just because she was hungry #fed people children #slapped her sister which in turn made her sister a villain #I think it’s time for me to stop

[aperfecttimeforscreaming]

Not beating the xeno eyeballs allegations

#zadr #z1m #zim #invader zim #dib membrane #acclimation to earth is going well

[l-ii-zz]

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Since I'm failing miserably to update the AU's summary, I made this post with an even shorter summary for those who still struggle to understand what the hell is going on xD, so I hope this will be helpful 💛

I just added the most crucial stuff involved to the protagonists, but there's more you can read in the 👉 extended summary 👈 (there are some tiny things that I must change in that post, but the main plot remains the same).

If you still have questions about the story you can always send your questions in the ask box 📬

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A reminder that I have archived everything related to SJAU in this blog 👇👇 for you to find the files easily:

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#invader zim #invader zim fanart #invader zim au #spacejunk au #space junk au #summary #earth is left behind #homesick #the poltergeist's mp3 #a temporary lie #collision #dib membrane #gir #the almighty tallest #tallest red #tallest purple #minimoose #original characters #ocs #AI urania #amygdala #my art #2024 #liizz

[robinmage]

i know a lot of people are trying to put ivan and till's relationship and feelings into a clearer perspective but i think yall r forgetting that like. they were put into anact garden as children. their whole lives theyve only known other children and alien overlords. theyve probably never had an adult human to look up to. its only natural that the relationships they have with each other exceed the titles and definitions we're used to, because the conditions of their lives are fundamentally different than ours.

#we dont actually know how long its been since earth was invaded either #i personally think most of them are the product of some kind of human breeding program. tagged with their names on their body like livestoc #i have no proof of course but how else would they be owning and selling children from such a young age #unless the names are a brand of anact garden itself and not just being a human born in alien captivity #that might make more sense actually i dont think they had them in mizisua #alnst #alien stage

[retzin]

zim but if he was actually 160 or whatever years old

#my art #invader zim #dib membrane #mr dwicky #i think i used the wrong use of effect oops #KEEP FORGETTING TO MENTION he has a good human disguise that also correlates with his earth age. yup

[zootzar]

Dib stop tweeting about zim

OG listed below

#invader zim #iz #invader zim meme #iz fanart #dib membrane #iz zim #iz dib #iz zadr #zadr #stupid dumb bugs get posted on twitter at bag angles for clout #irkens look like little insects yet they have ships the size of Volkswagen beetles that have the power to obliterate the entire earth #if they so please #they literally choose their rulers based on fucking height like lil ants yet they have the technology of GODS #I both love and am infuriated by irken civilization can you tell #anyways #silly art #my art

[karmaspidr]

Alien Commander: Prepare yourselves, soldiers. Soon we will be within range and we will be soon returning home knowing we have brought further glory to our ever-expanding empire.

Alien Trooper: Commander, can I ask you a question?

Commander: Of course, trooper. But keep it brief. I was told to expect heavy resistance from our superiors and that we must be battle ready when it occurs.

Trooper: That's the thing, Commander. What are we being punished for?

Commander: I'm afraid I don't understand, trooper. How can strengthening our Empire by uplifting another primitive species into it be a punishment?

Trooper: Sir, I don't wish to imply anything, but you do realize that we are invading Terra, right? Locals prefer to call it, Earth.

Commander: That's what the report said.

Trooper: So, you read the report, okay? So you know what the dominant species on this planet is.

Commander: Regular homoseapiants. Nothing special outside a few outliers.

Trooper: Nothing, special?! Sir, you do realize that in the past 15 local cycles, the humanoids that inhabit this planet have pushed back invasions against the Kree, the Skrull, Chitari, Galactus, and even the Mad Titan Thanos. In some cases, multiple times even. They even have more Gods living among them than any system in the universe. Some of the mortals, a seemingly ordinary variant of the 'human' category, have reached God levels of power on their own. Clearly, this is a fight we cannot win, so I ask again. What did we do to be punished like this?

#marvel #incorrect quotes #humans are space orcs #humans are deathworlders #Aliens invade earth #avengers #humans and aliens #aliens #Kree #skrulls #thanos #galactus #earth is a deathworld #Aliens try to invade earth

[ms-scarletwings]

You know admittedly that’s a pretty clever idea for- w

wait

Wait wait wait

Wait hol up wait wait just

….That was your intellectual property?!? Buddy what the fuck were you planning for?

#invader zim #zimvoid #iz comic spoilers #iz comics #iz zib #UHHH ZIM?????? #HELLO? #HE EVEN CALLS IT THE ‘IRKEN DISRUPTOR’?? #no seriously what does this have to do with taking over the earth? What was he going to do? #don’t know how I missed this on first reading #when you realize Zib just straight up plagiarized all his shit

[chellodello]

That spooky thing is literally going to eat them both but the gesture is appreciated Zim.

#invader zim #Zim #dib membrane #zadr #zadf #happy zadrday #dib gets to be the damsel in distress this week #he is once again deeply confused on how Zim can take on a big ol’ space spooky #but not like invest in an umbrella on earth #I love drawing paklegs #chellos art tag

[romancemedia]

Cartoon Romances + Forehead Touches

#Justice League Crisis on Two Earths #Young Justice #Aladdin #Tangled The Series #Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012 #Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders #The Owl House #Teen Titans Trouble in Tokyo #Danny Phantom #The Dragon Prince #Moments #Kaldur x Wyynde #Luz x Amity #Callum x Rayla #Danny x Sam #Shaggy x Crystal #Robin x Starfire #Aladdin x Jasmine #J'onn x Rose #Rapunzel x Eugene

[mrehkka]

Any gesture that uses just the first 2 fingers is vulgar to Irkens. Zim was very confused by humans doing peace signs for photos or using finger quotes when talking

Doing this sign from the forehead means the Irken military in particular bc of the forehead symbol the elite soldiers have

Editing to add: Irkens would be APALLED to see any of these gestures used- Zim has just been on earth long enough that he doesn't care anymore lmao if he does this in other Irkens' presence they would smack his hand down so fast AND ALSO Zim isn't wearing any gloves?? This makes the gesture even worse!

#invader zim #iz zim #Irken lore #Irken language #Irken #my art #Irkens have a thing about hands and feet being covered #feet more so than hands #zim eventually relaxes enough not to wear gloves on earth but going barefoot takes him WAY longer #also also #i give Irkens 3 fingers and a thumb #in the show while zim has 3 fingers total which is one less than humans who have 4 fingers total. So if I give dib 5 I give zim 4 #I'm a nerd #I have so many Irken cultural headcanons. gestures. words. you don't wanna get me started lol #fun fact- the reason this gesture is vulgar is bc it vaguely resembles Irken genitalia #much like how the middle finger is bad supposedly bc it represents human male genitalia #the more you know! #am I gonna get in trouble for this? do I need to tag it as something??

[hedgehog-moss]

“How was it large enough to fit in one direction but too narrow in the other…??” Well, it's easy! As was demonstrated by Prof. Shadoko in his Shadok Logic (or Logique des Passoires), you only need for the circumference of the hole that the PVC surrounds to be both larger in one direction and smaller in the other than Pirlouit's leg. Hope that helps.

I love you for randomly bringing up Shadok logic! I actually dug up my old Shadok VHS tapes a few years ago and added English subtitles to a bunch of episodes, so my English-speaking kid cousins could discover the series...

For people who don't know this monument of French culture, the Shadoks is an absurdist anti-educational children's programme about bird-shaped aliens whose logic is too evolved to be understood by mere humans.

#ask #the shadoks invade earth at some point during s1 #hence the presence of french and british shadoks here #but it's confusing because the shadoks are also perpetually at war with a british alien species known as the Gibis #(for Great Britain) #it's the only confusing thing about this cartoon though so it's okay