#Daniel stopwatch

[vilnmelling]

The Matthews-Goldstein-Lipschitz-McNeils

While I make some more alignment charts, voilà, here's my rendition of the Jon Matteson family tree!

Gary and Paul are brothers, and they have an older sister who my sister and I definitely didn't name after Jon himself. There's quite a big age difference between the siblings, with twelve years between Joan and Paul (Gary's somewhere undecided between there).

I've seen many people headcanon Gary as Richie and Trevor's dad, but I just canNOT see that man raising children. Plus, the surnames don't match up. Speaking of surnames, though, Gary changed his on his own accord, purely for his lawyer brand. "Gary Matthews" just didn't have the right ring to it.

Joan has three sons: Trevor, Richard ("Richie") and Daniel. Trevor and Richie are twins (Trevor is eleven minutes older, I don't make the rules). Paul used to be saddled with babysitting the trio, and as a result, he's very close with his nephews, even now that they don't need babysitting anymore. He's especially close with Richie. BONUS: Trevor is the reason Paul had to see Godspell at the rec center. Trev was in it, and he also thought it was awful (in a fun way).

Since Black Friday tells us two of Linda's sons aren't Gerald's, and Lauren has confirmed that Linda and Gary have had at least one affair, we put two and two together and now Gary's the biological father of Trent and Seaton. (Seaton was picked at random, and Trent being Gary's child was just obvious). Whether or not Gary knows this is up to interpretation. It's possible Linda's the only one who knows.

Wallace McNeil and Boy Jerry are brothers and the cousins of Joan, Gary and Paul. Wallace got the f*ck out of Hatchetfield the moment he had the possibility to. Girl Jeri converted Boy Jerry into such deep Christianity, but then he took it further than she ever had.

Due to Lauren confirming Linda and Gary's affair/s (whether it was a joke or not, I take that as canon now), Roman Murray and the Monroe family aren't a part of this family in any official, legitimate way (*cough* looking at you, Gary and his illegitimate children *cough*).

For reasons I hope are obvious, Wiggly isn't included either.

Now just imagine the family gatherings. Summer barbecues, where Trevor takes every opportunity to reference the Barbecue Monologues. Christmas celebrations that Boy Jerry is specifically asked not to show up to. He shows up anyway — even the time they didn't tell him at whose house they were celebrating. Birthday parties where no one has any idea what to buy the birthday person. What does Paul get Trevor the theater kid? What would Boy Jerry get Richie the anime nerd? What does anyone get Paul the Normal Man?

#the best and most cursed family #starkid #starkid npmd #starkid tgwdlm #starkid black friday #starkid bf #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #jon matteson family tree #jon matteson #paul matthews #tgwdlm paul #paul tgwdlm #gary goldstein #black friday gary #richie lipschitz #richie npmd #npmd richie #trevor lipschitz #npmd trevor #daniel lipschitz #daniel stopwatch #hatchetfield daniel #boy jerry #hatchetfield boy jerry #girl jeri #hatchetfield girl jeri

[just-some-normal-jessica]

woe. jon character lineup be upon ye

individual sillies under the cut

#my art #starkid #hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #nightmare time #honey queen #abstinence camp #yellow jacket #nerdy prudes must die #paul matthews #paul 23 #gary goldstein #roman murray #boy jerry #daniel stopwatch #richie lipschitz #cw blood #a lil pizzazz and visual hcs to differentiate em #yes i'm fond of blue hair richie #tried to make roman look older #and daniel younger than the rest #he's like 15 in canon #and hear me out on jerry with curls/freckles #and visibly scarred daniel #:3 #daniel nmt

[summon-us-once]

I love the hc that all of Jon’s characters are related cause on one hand you’ve got this loser anime dweeb but in the other you have this unhinged lawyer. But then you’ve also got the most basic guy to ever exist then you have some kid with super powers AND you also have a religious virgin with a murderous inhumane son who lives in the woods, and I’m not even going to include what might happen if you try involve wiggly somehow. It’s just so crazy (I love it so much)

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #black friday #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #richie lipschitz #gary goldstein #paul matthews #Daniel stopwatch #stopwatch #boy jerry #little jerry #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #jon matteson #Neah rambles

[wardback]

I made a thing

The jon matteson alignment chart

#jon matteson #starkid #hatchetfield #nerdy prudes must die #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #honey queen #perkys buds #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #daniel stopwatch #paul matthews #richie lipschitz #gary goldstein #paul perkins #carl metzger #boy jerry #roman murray #wiggog y'wrath

[second-best-sibling]

Hatchetfield as text posts part 5

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #black friday #tgwdlm #black friday starkid #nerdy prudes must die #emma perkins #jon matteson #richie lipschitz #ted spankoffski #paul matthews #wilbur cross #grace chasity #daniel yellowjacket #gerald monroe #henry hidgens #professor hidgens #daniel stopwatch

[willczek-art]

Canttt draw but it's not like that ever stopped me before

#jon matteson #richie lipschitz #gary goldstein #paul matthews #daniel stopwatch #npmd #black friday #tgwdlm #nightmare time #fanart #my art #sketchdump #my brain is fixated on one (1) starkid and i would make it everyone else's problem iF I COULD DRAW- #well let me rephrase that I'm still making it everyone else's problem but i'm not happy about it either :v #i dislike all of those except for that one Richie that looks just So PeacefulTM... #whelp its all or nothing over at this blog #300

[blondephenobarbitol]

save me, Gen Z Hatchetfield characters...Gen Z Hatchetfield characters save me....

#making this made me realize Tim and Zoey are in the same generation #hatchetfield #starkid #tgwdlm #black friday starkid #npmd #nightmare time #alice woodward #deb tgwdlm #spitfire #steph lauter #peté spankoffski #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #grace chasity #daniel stopwatch #ethan green #lex foster #hannah foster #max jägerman #needy beast #tim houston #zoey chambers

[moosha-mushroom]

Saw someone talking about Jon being typecast as blue… so I compiled a collection of his characters, and whaddya know? Perfect rainbow 🌈

Blue is his best color tho 💙🩵

#hatchetfield #jon matteson #nightmare time #black friday #tgwdlm #paul matthews #richie lipschitz #trevor lipschitz #wiggog y'wrath #gary goldstein #carl metzger #roman murray #daniel stopwatch #nerdy prudes must die #I forgot boy jerry noooo!

[justtrashperson]

for doodles: your jon matteson cinematic universe interacting because im actually so obsessed with them

You’re giving me an opportunity to explain my new hc and dynamic ideas so here we go

+ bc some people on my last jon matteson-verse post said it would make sense (and funny), Boy Jerry and Gary are now twins. But they don’t really like each other

+ on the other hand bc of Jon’s newest lore drop about Trevor, Richie n Trevor are twins now and Daniel (stopwatch) is their little brother (or cousin idk)

+ meanwhile Paul is too much of an Only Child™️ to me but he still get caught up by the family’s mess

This family is a mess man, family gathering is wild

Bonus:

Wiggly overseeing this family:

#justtrashdoodles #justtrashask #ask #anon #SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG ANON #starkid #hatchetfield #jon matteson #Gary Goldstein #boy jerry #richie lipschitz #trevor starkid #daniel stopwatch #stopwatch #Paul matthews #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #Roman isn’t here bc I couldn’t be bothered to put him anywhere /lh

[wigglys-dikrats]

i want to put all of jon’s characters in a glass terrarium and occasionally add apple slices dusted with calcium to watch all the little jons scamper to the nourishment

#you know those videos where a guy puts an apple in a terrarium and after an hour it’s covered in snails and centipedes #i want to do that to all of jon’s little freaks #i haven’t slept in days #help #jon matteson #paul matthews #gary goldstein #richie lipschitz #boy jerry #roman murray #wiggog y'wrath #daniel stopwatch #trevor npmd #elmo keep #venus please #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #starkid black friday #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #team starkid

[ratb4stard3]

woaaahhh!! cool

#starkid #my art #stopwatch #nightmare time #nightmare time 2 #jon matteson #daniel stopwatch #blue guy returns #he is So blue #not really here tho #trick of the light #yellowjacket #nightmare time yellow jacket #hatchetfield #hatchetfield series

[holly-makes-arts]

My brain has been absolutely consumed by paulkins and I stumbled upon this fanfic by @daylightisviolent that was a WINGFIC and oh god I LOVE WINGFICS anyways here’s a lil drawing

Let’s pretend I know how to draw children. And furniture. And wings.

A lil bonus below the cut!

Paul wears glasses when tired because I said so.

#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetfield fanfic #fanfic fanart #wingfic #paulkins #paul matthews #emma perkins #daniel stopwatch #richie lipschitz #tgwdlm #npmd #artbykmz

[jonmattdaily]

stop hurting the little time boy

#jon matteson #jonmattdaily #daniel starkid #daniel nmt #daniel stopwatch #stopwatch #stopwatch starkid #nmt #nightmare time #nmt 2 #nightmare time 2 #nightmare time yellow jacket #yellow jacket #team starkid #starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield

[owchie-wowchie]

Inspired by another post of mine

#hatchetfield #starkid #jon matteson #paul matthews #gary goldstein #wiggly #richie lipschitz #boy jerry #roman murray #daniel stopwatch #elmo keep #venus please #tumblr poll

[nabwastaken]

PRESENTING: The Time Bastard!

Hiya there folks! The name's Nab, and for the past couple months I've been making an AU! Maybe you've seen some art for it, but yeah! I'm the gal behind it!

So the Time Bastard AU is just this idea I had where Ted Spankoffski manages to harness the power of the Bastard’s Box and become a semi good superhero! Him and his sidekick, Stopwatch, go all around town stopping bad guys!

That's the basic gist of it now, but I have a lot more planned for the AU! Including but not limited to:

The Speedster Hurryman (he's in a hurry!) Being Time Bastard's rival

CCRP being the ones behind the creation of the villains and basically being Ted's origin story

Villain Emma Perkins! She has plant powers.. and believe me, she ain't using them for good.

Villain Paul? Maybe controlled by Pokey??

And obviously some angst for our main hero! Ranging from family troubles, work problems, and the annoying eldritch god that's living in his box!

If you're interested in talking to me about it, my ask box is always open! Or.. you can join us over at @blinkysrewatchparty, where the main AU discussion usually goes on!

#starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #hatchetfield universe #hatchetfield #hatchetfield au #nab's creative endeavours #time bastard au #ted spankoffski #paul matthews #emma perkins #tnoy karaxis #barry swift #daniel stopwatch

[paul-situations-matthews]

Okay here’s my new headcanon

NONE of the Jon Matteson characters are related but they get confused for each other CONSTANTLY

#hatchetfield series #team starkid #nightmare time #jon matteson #paul matthews #gary goldstein #richie lipschitz #daniel stopwatch #boy Jerry #they all know each other and hate each other #they’re the only people in hatchetfield who look the same without being related in my mind