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there's no apotheosis, they're just Like This

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a discord buddy wanted to see Emma tormented by Zoey and her theater friends at work, aka why I think Emma deserves to be the murderer in Cast Party Massacre. /hj

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Bill and Paul annoy the crap out of each other but they're also each other's favorite. Paul is a bitchy selfish jerk but whenever Bill has an extra ticket to something or just wants someone to keep him company Paul is always his first choice. of everyone he could've picked to look after Alice when she was a kid he picked Paul. and Bill is a nag who doesn't mind his own business but he's the best friend Paul's ever had. he won't mildly inconvenience himself for Bill but he'll barely hesitate to put his life on the line for Bill

yknow, guys being dudes

#there’s something so [inexplicable] about them

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is anybody else thinking about them

can somebody else be thinking about them

ANYBODY ELSE

I NEED TO KNOW IM NOT ALONE HERE

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I just knowww they annoy each other hehee

They are so so fun to practice drawing simple shapes ✨ Whole thing and some older things below

Finally a post I can squeeze these in ayy <3

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This btw. Been too long since I've drawn slutty paul

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Me when I reread Intimacies

do girl jeri and boy jerry exist explicitly to torment me

#boy jerry #girl jeri #WHY ARE THEY LIKE THAT!!!!! (too much jesus)

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These guys! With colours!

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Imagine calling your brother in the middle of the night and going “calendar man your days are numbered” and that’s how you start the conversation

Absolutely legendary

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this is probably the stupidest thing I've ever made

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paulkins really is perfect bisexual representation because from the outside they seem like the most normal couple on earth but separate them and one evolves into a crotchety lesbian pot farmer and the other becomes a full time submissive catboy. also the world usually ends before they ever get the chance to truly understand their love for each other. also in the one timeline where they make it past the awkward flirting stage and get married, their love is only able to flourish when they themselves are the earth-shattering twist, revealing to each other just how abnormal they are, and how perfect they fit in each other’s arms. did i mention the catboy thing

#they’re the couple of all time #nobody does it like them #paulkins

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Listen gang, he would want her to win

Just Some Guy Joust - Side B: Round 1

polls with characters from the same source such as this one get the opportunity to have characters move forward together. if you can make the poll hit a maximum split of 49.9/50.1, it will be considered a tie and they will continue in the tourney together

Rules you must follow or you will be blocked:

do not diss on any of the characters. hype characters up, don't bring them down.

do not be mean to any other voters, either on a personal level or in general. if you are trying to joke around, you must clarify because we cannot tell the difference.

do not claim a character does not deserve to be here. if you hate it that much, make your own tournament.

if i genuinely fucked something up and did not notice please GENTLY poke me about it. passive aggressiveness will be ignored.

if you are posting propaganda you have to tag us, including if your propaganda is in the reblogs. it is difficult to tell when something is or isn't propaganda. anything not tagging us will be missed.

we see practically everything you put in the tags. don't say some shit that you wouldn't say to our faces. be respectful.

#don’t try to tell me for even a SECOND he wouldn’t are you kidding #she’s literally just trying to do her JOB

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#have fun in Mr Davidson’s office :)

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tinky / t'noy karaxis from the hatchetfield series

Please reblog for a larger sample size.

#WHO is saying yes #be realistic please be for real

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YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND ME

Hatchetfield + The Good Place AU. Does anyone see my vision. Someone put those people in the good place please

#I think abt this every goddamn day

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If the lords in black are kids can they have parents?

depends on who you ask

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Ello, I’m back! My lord demands another sacrifice. He has tainted many a soul, but the ones he hasn’t touched since forever because of their wood-dwelling, animalistic ways… the Metzgers.

(I imagine they have little monster features because the kids grew up in the woods, like Lumberaxe)

May I ask for a picture of them? It will give my king more vigilance to swallow them into the black and white.

twirls my hair.... hi bob metzger