VENUS PLEASE!!
This is the face of a man who DEFINITELY hasn’t killed his wife 🥺❤️
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Do you wanna go to Mars??
NO YOU DONT YOU DUMMY
VENUS
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Do you find yourself looking at the stars? Is your wife dead? Do you want to go to mars?
No you don’t ya dummy! Venus. Hi, I’m Elmo Keep. I walked in on my best friend and wife having sex! And just like you..I wanted to go to mars.
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After all these years.... He may finally return!!
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Guys we got Teej back today
Please help bring back my boy Elmo Keep
I NEED to see him again
(also its just good to let Jon know what content we'd like to from him so whatever you vote for you'd be helping him out)
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BATTLE 15: Elmo Keep (Venus Please!- Jon Matteson's Youtube Channel) VS Paulie Tahoe (Headless- Shipwreaked Comedy
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If your man
has a red suit
wants to go to venus
caught his wife and best friend sleeping together
That is not your man! That is Elmo Keep and he is wanted for murder!
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GUYS MY MOMMYSAID SHE'LL HELP ME BUY tHE ELMO KEEP OUTFIT FOR MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL WHEN WE HAVE TO DO A SPEDCH
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sorta lazy wally doodle but i pictured him being all silly and giddy when he said this
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I know nothing about Welcome Home
But I ship these two funky guys:
I think they’re names are Wally & Barnaby and they are adorable. Someone please tell me their ship name.
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