#Cockbites

[animeniacfan]

Rooster Teeth is Shutting Down, & I'm NOT OKAY

I was devastated earlier today when I learned that Rooster Teeth, the studio that gave us #RedvsBlue, #RWBY, #CampCamp, #GenLock and more was shutting down. These are my thoughts on the matter as best as I can put them.

My Reaction to the News of Rooster Teeth’s Shutdown This is the end of an era for the Internet. Rooster Teeth is shutting down and I am NOT OKAY with this! In the Beginning… Founded by six men from Texas in April 2003, Rooster Teeth was an overnight success thanks to their popular web series, Red vs Blue. This comedic sci-fi series inspired by and using the Halo franchise proved so popular…

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#anime #Cockbites #Halo #Red vs. Blue #Rooster Teeth #RvB #RWBY

[t4tails]

wait red vs blue was rooster teeth? it's been years since I seen it and up until now I thought it was a lets play thing with friends, not like an actual show

HELPPP. A LETS PLAY? HELP 💀

#og post #ask #anon #liveposting #YES its rooster teeth! its literally their very first show. the show that started rooster teeth #they got their name from using the insult cockbite in it lol #and i'll admit the characters were heavily based on their vas in the 1st season but no 💀 its not a lets play #it is a tv show #web series #whatever

[timeisacephalopod]

Waiting at the bus stop and someone drives by in THE most disgustingly noisy assed motorcycle and I don't know WHY anyone owns those fucking god awful metal pieces of unbelievably loud trash but I sure fucking wish every motorcycle owner who has a bike that makes noises so loud I physically have to cringe back in an attempt to get the noise OUT of my ears DESPITE having headphones in hits a brick wall going 60 so their fucking head feels the way mine does when they drive their bullshit vehicle around. Sensory fucking NIGHTMARE no one should be legally allowed to have a vehicle that loud except for emergency personal for obvious reasons. If your bike is as loud as an ambulance fuck you, get a real sense of self esteem and leave your loud as fuck ego in the god damn trash heap where it belongs.

#winters ramblings #i LOATHE motorcycles that are ABSURDLY loud and i hate their owners even fucking MORE #extra bonus hatred for the fucks who REV under bridges so the extremely loud noise echos EVEN FUCKING MORE #get road rash for that you god damn cockbites

[askarin-blythe]

Featuring OCs from (tell me if you guys mind btw, I can delete this): @czlowiek-lasu (Salem Hedge, aka the hedgehog, 2nd panel) @chaotic-deity (Lu'uzelith, aka the light, 3rd panel).. and I think Bitey, aka the plant, from the 1st panel is shared between y'all(?)

#oc lore #lore #angst #bones #ghost #fnf oc #oc backstory #art #my art #sketch #do not stand at my grave and weep #lu'uzelith #friends ocs #friends oc #salem #cockbiter junior #brine oc #my oc #fnf #friday night funkin #brine #oc

[simplyofthestars]

Cockbiter

Cockbiter

#cockbiter #splatoon shitpost

[sharkface-daydreams]

I've said this before but it's actually relevant again so like. thank God sharkface died before the big battle o' sacrifice

*holding a comically large fly swatter to smack Burnie's little pizza hands completely flat if he so much as breathes in Sharkface's directiaon*

#RT lost their Sharkface privileges the moment they went with tonal whiplash death scene #he's mine now #CockBite Inc DNI #is there any way in hell new season will address him at all? no. i would say absolutely not #am i still neurotically protective of him? i will be until i die #thanks for coming to my ted talk if you need me i will be completely inaccessible barricaded inan underwater cave

[ronispadez]

Just rewatched season 15. Ouaugghhhh grimmons

#roni says stuff #ROOSTERTEETH YOU FUCKING COCKBITES WHO GIVES A SHIT. IF YOURE GONNA TEASE US WHY NOT JUST GO THE FULL MILE #whatever whatever whatever. rt is a shitty company and theres no use in fighting this. still incredibly shitty they named the spinoff #'grimmons' for fucks sake. you guys dont get to use that word unless you actually do something about it. this isnt caring about your fans

[astro-b-o-y-d]

There has GOT to be a word for when the creators of a media queerbait for a long period of time, and would’ve probably KEPT queerbaiting if they hadn’t gotten in trouble for mistreating their LGBTQ+ employees. So they quickly made the ship they’d been teasing canon, as if to say “Look! We can’t be LGBTQ+ phobic! We love gays! Spend your money on our merch of the ship we’re pushing out less than an HOUR after we make the ship canon and also on the OnlyFans page of the two voice actresses of the characters that we’re promoting as well to further bank on the ship! We love gays! Please give us money!”

#Hayley Speaks #...I'd say cockbiting is a good word :) #Also yes. They did that. #Having an OF isn't the issue of course #But what the FUCK #Hey also didn't Meg have to leave RT for like...having an OF? #Am I misremembering that?

[clearlyaginger]

Biden's a cunt!

But if you don't vote next election and allow trump back into office, I'm turning your sneakers into scorpions and incinerating your grandmothers!

Whore.

#joe biden #politics #vote #“perfect candidate” #suck my balls you beanhole. #just vote for whatever democrat cockbite is available #i dont care if theyre not 100% perfect #dont be fucking stupid

[genshinmochi]

more dungeons = more keys to scour for

#cockbite #mf keys #sumeru #genshin impact

[thelvadams]

explaining to work that i can't come in today because i'm mourning the ending of a 20 year old web series based on halo made by a now defunct company that named themselves after the phrase 'cockbite'.

#when i say it out loud it sounds strange #red vs blue #rvb #red vs blue: restoration #rvb19 #roosterteeth #rooster teeth

[daylight-stars]

Tex is so out of character in the freelancer saga. Whats with making her stoic and scary. Make her call Carolina a cockbite. Make her a cowbouy.

#rvb

[itzddsyanderefanacc]

MDHM & YBG Crossover High-school AU Peter and Alan refs

See! I told ya'll I would post more about this hehe!

this is the official outfits for peter and Alan! I will be including the rest of both games main cast..yes..all of the characters, at least the ones we have seen

anyway, enjoy 5 facts about both of these loverboys!!

(none of these are cannon in both games, this is just cannon in my AU for the story and sillies)

5 facts about peter! :

1. all his piercings are fake, he used super glued them on.

2. peter got the nickname cockbite from roumers that go around the school about peter prostituting himself out to older men (for money ofc).

3. peter claims to hate his sister but takes care of Sarah more then their parents do.

4. peter doesn't call himself an artist but he finds sketching and drawing very therapeutic (but he NEVER shares his artwork).

5. peter often goes dumpster diving in order to find broken technology and parts that he can use to fix them up and sell.

5 facts about Alan!:

1. Alan has a really hard time actually talking to people without getting nervous (he is VERY emotional).

2. Alan is a major klutz and often wipe-outs when he's skating, even though he's a good skater.

3. Alans house that he lives in with his family is right on the edge of a forest. he as a secret weed bush he had planted somewhat in the forest, most he sells to fix up his board and some he smokes for himself when he wants to lay back.

4. Alan has a major soft spot for cute things such as animals or merchandise. he often wants to buy cute little nick-nacks for his room but decides against it since its not "manly" to do so..and he doesn't want to be a bullying victim.

5. all alans clothes are hand me downs or clothes that he had stole from the lost and found at the high-school (exept underwear). he had also taken some sewing classes so he can properly patch up and fix his clothes when they inevitably get wreked

thats all for the silly facts! I hope you guys like it! and feel free to use this au, weither it's in art or writing form, just make sure to credit me! (and dm-ing me first would be nice, I don't bite i promise!!)

#your boyfriend #yourboyfriendgame #yourboyfriend #yourboyfriendgamepeter #my dear hatchet man #mdhm #mdhm alan #mdhm au #yourboyfirendgame au #your boyfriend game

[jade-kyo]

Red vs Blue is over so yes I will say goodbye, I will say goodbye to this show that has affected me possibly more than any other story ever has…

but I will not say goodbye to the reds and blues. Because they will always be a part of me, no matter what happens I can always go back to these characters that changed me. I can rewatch those 13 seasons that I love so much. I can rewatch after that and bitch and complain about them while also enjoying the parts I do like.

But more importantly there will always be more reds and blues- always more fanfics to read and create, more fanart to draw and enjoy, more headcanons to share, more people to drag into this fandom because I WILL continue to recommend and share this show with others.

So goodbye Red vs. Blue

And welcome home reds and blues… you belong to us now ya fucking cockbites

#jadey speaks #goodbye red vs blue #rvb #red vs blue #sorry folks but I’m in it for the long haul when it comes to these multi colored fuckers #even if I’m the last person in the fandom I’m still gonna love them till the day I die

[monarchisms]

can’t believe i’m feeling every feeling about a company named cockbite smh

#feeling like pagliacci the way i’m being a sad clown

[leastdatablebracket]

FINAL ROUND

Propaganda under the cut!

Solas

He believes all mortal beings deserve to die. He is bald but in a very unsexy way. He exudes zero chemistry and talking to him about romance is like talking to a boiled egg. 

Described by major media as "elf hitler," he dumps you to destroy the world

He is a smelly know it all, and that's before you find out he is a deity in disguise who caused the rift you spend the game trying to fix in the first place and he betrayed you and chopped off your hand

Breaks up with you, disappears without saying anything, plans to destroy the world

Look. I’ll admit I have not personally romanced solas. I am baffled that anyone would WANT to romance solas. I know we all love a waify little elf wizard with questionable motivations but jfc look at him like im trying not to say anything demeaning about bald dudes but he does not wear it well. Also iirc you can only romance him if you’re also an elf and then he’s weirdly rude and dismissive if your character is Into Elf Culture. Look im a huge lesbian but Iron Bull is RIGHT FUCKING THERE why would you do this.

Peter King

Oh I could go ON AND ON but here’s a list: He’s a stalker, he showed up late to a date HE REQUESTED, he killed either your landlord, roommate, or coworker (depending on route) and stuck them in a freezer, lied to the police about it, followed by a car ride either consisting of traumadumping about his family (valid tbh) or him talking about how much he wants to fuck your brains out, then you finding a bloody knife in his glove compartment, asking about it, and him smashing your head into the window to shut you up while he takes you to his house. He is The Worse Datable, as well as The Only Datable because well…he killed the others…and kidnapped you….

FUCK THIS DUDE!!! Country Human looking-ass bitch, I want him dead and obliterated

Many violence, Yandere behavior, cut your leg off in a semi-canon series of illustrations, smashed your head into the passenger side window of his creepy van, chloroformed you in your own house, brought you flowers that were probably tainted with his own blood, given context from another route. Generally a terrible person. Also just very strange to look at :/

He knows what he did….😒

He broke into Y/N’s house and chloroformed them. Generally a really creepy and perverted guy. TK is better :/

Send that man to Worst Datable Hell! Put him in the trash file (he’s a pseudo-sentient AI, similar to Monika, so this threat is valid)! He sometimes looks like a kicked puppy when talking to you, but with your small contributions, we can make him look even more like a kicked puppy! Vote Peter King for Worst Datable Datable Character today! Bonus: Funny canon facts about him! - He can’t swim - He’s allergic to peanuts - He has to wear glasses, but usually wears contacts - He had an emo/goth phase in high school - He’s a YouTuber; he does product reviews - He has very strong mother issues (understandably) - He will respond to and greatly enjoy the nickname “Cockbite” (there are many other names he enjoys, but this one’s the funniest to me)

#finals