#CockBite Inc DNI

[sharkface-daydreams]

I've said this before but it's actually relevant again so like. thank God sharkface died before the big battle o' sacrifice

*holding a comically large fly swatter to smack Burnie's little pizza hands completely flat if he so much as breathes in Sharkface's directiaon*

#RT lost their Sharkface privileges the moment they went with tonal whiplash death scene #he's mine now #CockBite Inc DNI #is there any way in hell new season will address him at all? no. i would say absolutely not #am i still neurotically protective of him? i will be until i die #thanks for coming to my ted talk if you need me i will be completely inaccessible barricaded inan underwater cave