#Chewing! On! Glass!

[incorrect-pulleyverse]

Shenkov: Know why I called you in here?

Valery: Because I accidentally said I worship the ground you walk on?

Shenkov: [stops pouring 2 glasses of wine] Accidentally?

#Chewing! On! Glass! #the half life of valery k #valery k spoilers #I know that actually happened in Moscow shush

[eldritchdyke]

Every remake of a game should come with a copy of the game it is remaking that is compatible with modern hardware but otherwise untouched and I'm not even exaggerating this should be mandated by law. If you're going to attempt to recreate a piece of art you have to give people access to its original context otherwise it becomes the only context and makes the previous version simply a superceded product

#eldritch chatter #getting unreasonably upset thinking about the sh2 remake becoming peoples only touchstone for the series #and then having everything the original did and and all its jank (intentional and not) get lost #its the same as losing the original versions of star wars with the practical effects #it keeps people from actually engaging with the culture that the remake came from and understanding it and that makes me want to chew glass

[fluentisonus]

do you ever remember the note the scribe left at the end of catullus manuscript G and want to burst into tears

#hhhhhhhhh. chewing on glass #thoughts

[watchyourbuck]

No bc what wrecks me it’s how sweet and respectful Tommy was. He guided Buck’s lips into his own but he didn’t pressure him, he gave him time and space to pull back if he wanted to. He didn’t grab him, nor did he deepen the kiss. Then they pulled back, and this man, with his entire heart in his hand, asked two times if it was okay, if that’s what Buck wanted, because picking up on signs can only go so far. And smiled when he explicitly told him yes. Only after did he straighten his shirt and ask him out.

#im chewing on glass #scratching the walls #911 #911 fox #911 tv show #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #911 abc #911 spoilers #911 s7 ep4 #911 season seven #911 s7 #911 season 7 #911 show #911 on abc #tommy kinard #tommy x buck #bucktommy #buck x tommy

[anastoza]

Mmmm yes, two of my favorite flavours in Gale's epilogue I'm not sobbing you are

#baldurs gate 3 #bg 3 #bg3 art #bg3 gale #Tara #bg3 tav #gale x tav #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #art #fanart #my art #tara the tressym #gale bg3 #i'm chewing on glass #bg3 epilogue spoilers

[swordsandflowercrowns]

I'm absolutely LIVING for the increase in luke and percy parallels, but something that's been rattling around my brain since I last listened to the lightning thief musical is that without luke, percy WOULD become him. I think that it's seeing the example of the cruelty and betrayal in luke that prevented percy from following the same path. he's horrified at how luke betrayed his friends, but luke believes he's doing it for the good of the demigods, just as percy would believe he's doing it for the good of his friends. percy is regularly disloyal to the gods by being loyal to his friends. he is saved from luke's fate simply because he came second and watched it unfold before him. I'm so sorry luke but you really are doomed by the narrative. you were always going to turn against the gods, even it it wasn't you. it had to happen.

#I am chewing glass #the good kid reprise in tlt musical my beloved #charlie bushnell's luke my beloved #pjo series my beloved #character doomed by the narrative my beloved #luke castellan #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo disney+ #pjo spoilers

[sydneysageivashkov]

nona the ninth / the unwanted guest

#the locked tomb #the locked tomb spoilers #the unwanted guest #tug spoilers #the unwanted guest spoilers #palamedes sextus #dulcinea septimus #camilla hect #chewing on glass over here

[billy-crudup]

TED LASSO 1.10 | 3.11

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #tvedit #userrobin #userlera #usermandie #usergiu #userava #usersakshi #tedlassogif #tedlassosource #filmtv #dailyflicks #userstream #jamie tartt #creations tag #gifs #ted lasso spoilers #CURRENTLY CHEWING ON GLASS

[galecstatic]

head empty and knees weak for the way henry holds alex as they kiss

#wanna chew glass atm #they really tryna destroy my life #red white and royal blue #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #nicholas galitzine #taylor zakhar perez #rwrb film

[lamardeuse]

I could write whole fucking essays about Ted Lasso’s nuanced exploration of class and masculinity and the myriad ways in which men are socialized to hurt one another through the medium of sport but because I’m lazy as hell I simply present these two screencaps in which the boy who was probably bullied in showers just like this one learns that he was, in this instance, the bully. This is so much more than a pandemic era feel-good comedy, I’m just - yeah. Holy shit.

#ted lasso #i'm chewing glass this fucking SHOW #ted lasso spoilers #roy kent #trent crimm

[emily84]

i think "tell me you said no. tell me you said no." will play on repeat in my head for the rest of eternity, burned into my frontal lobe until i'm ground to dust or fossilized millions of years from now. thank you neil

#i am not well #chewing glass gnawing my entire arm off #good omens #go2 #go2 spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #neil gaiman

[soft-cryptids]

“Nice.”

#The Last of Us #Joel Miller #Ellie Williams #tlou fanart #Pedro Pascal #Bella Ramsey #my so called art #ramble: I love them so much I am gonna lie on legos and chew glass #old soft man Joel and Ellie are everything for me ok #to me #whatever #this is both my main source of serotonin and the reason why I need it in the first place bc jfc #the most dangerous thing is to love #sedate me #bc I cannot deal with it #or shut up about it #first the games now this dang show #* lies on the floor * #heR SQUISHED FACE AND HIS SMILE AND JUST?????????????????? #GOD #fucken dang it #tlou spoilers #just to be sure! #tlou hbo

[gojosbf]

i've never heard silence quite this loud

#need to throw up and chew a glass #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #yuuji itadori #nobara kugisaki #jjk spoilers #jujutsu kaisen 2 #jjk season 2 #jjk s2 #jjk anime #the shibuya incident #itadori yuji #jjk itadori #kugisaki nobara #jjk nobara #1k #2k

[zukoshotleafjuice]

should not have rewatched atla during finals because now all i'm thinking of is sokka and the concept of return. sokka, who is emotionally defined by the fact that his dad chose to go away and leave him in charge. sokka, whose weapon of choice is a boomerang because he knows he can trust it to return to him. sokka, who barely trusted that the return of the avatar meant that the world could ever be set right. sokka who left his home without the kind of hope that katara did, without real faith that he'd get back. sokka who lost yue and sees his first love every time he looks at the night sky, even though he knows he will never see her again.

and then sokka, who in the finale looked death in the eye and said I don' t think boomerang is coming back this time. he threw his boomerang and he dropped his sword and he knew that he was right the whole time, because at the end of the day things leave him and so do people.

except suki, though. suki came back.

#im chewing glass about this and am running on 4 hours sleep #atla #avatar the last airbender #sokka #suki #sukki #yue #toph beifong #sokka analysis

[watchyourbuck]

The way Tommy is such a big man bro so built and strong and could easily punch someone into oblivion but the second he has his boyfriend’s arms wrapped around him his face softens, and he smiles, and he starts looking tiny and turning into a puddle,,,, yeah he’s got it bad for him like BAD

#i’m chewing glass #clawing at the bars of my enclosure #911 #911 fox #911 tv show #911 abc #evan buckley #evan buck buckley #911 spoilers #911 season seven #911 season 7 #911 s7 #911 show #911 on abc #bucktommy #tommy x buck #buck x tommy #tommy kinard

[lightningtitties]

ep 19 // ep 49 // ep 96

#chewing on glass #cr spoilers #imodna #c3e19 #c3e49 #c3e96 #critical role