#But that's not gonna happen

[anime-academia]

19.04.2024

It's late af, but animelyrics has upped it's game from the last time I used it (which was probably back in hs for weeb related reasons 😭).

Managed to get some dissertation work done today, but just really not feeling it. Maybe tomorrow will be better esp since I'm planning on going to gym.

Also, look at my supper, Senshi would be impressed I think. It tasted so good too.

Things I did today

Wrote about 400 words for my dissertation

Read some of what I wrote last year and made notes for this year's writing

Made ramen with the mushrooms I cooked yday (very good choice)

Watched an episode of The Dragon Prince (Spanish dub)

Read La Escuela and correctly guessed a couple words from context!

4 Duo lessons of esperanto

Found the lyrics for PSI desu

#too tired to think in any other language rn #i wanted to watch Sailor Moon before i slept #but that's not gonna happen #maybe I'll watch another ep of Saiki tho #asra's journal #studyblr #gradblr #langblr

[oifaaa]

Tim watches ben Shapiro

Now hang on there Tim used to watch Ben shapiro we gotta recognise the little growth Tim has had as a character it reinforces good behaviour

#Ask #Anon #I'm still annoyed from reading that new batman issue ngl #It's just frustrating #Like this is what I'm talking about when I say Tim isn't the best Robin #If the only reason he's the best #Is bc you say the others were actually shit #With bullshit claims #Then your not developing what actually makes Tim Tim #And this is why #I would love to see more of #Tim only says he's the best #Bc if he stops telling himself that #He'll realise how average he is #And I love that #Cocky characters who actually use the bravado to hide their insecurities #Mmmm yes gimmie gimmie gimmie #But that's not gonna happen #When the very same writers are buying into the bullshit

[human-south-of-north-pole]

Annoying flying insect fucking die challenge

#i know you're gonna sting me as soon as I fall asleep #but that's not gonna happen #cause you; with your annoying ass zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz will ensure that I will not fall asleep #please fuck off I want to be awake tomorrow #i am. so fucking angry. #i can tolerate a lot #but mess with my rest #and i will kill you (literally in this case (hopefully))

[wolfisblank]

Okay the sniffer won the mob vote I can be at peace now

#caw.txt #like everyone else I wish all the mobs would get added #but that's not gonna happen #I don't think anyone is surprised there wasn't much competition but I'm happy to have the sniff snorf

[ofallthingsnasty]

not me obsessed with drawing reader and 'their' pearl kissing, hugging, having a general happy end, fucking marrying each other when that would never happen but it heals my soul

#gem.posting #i need them together. so bad. they're my babies. i want them to live happily ever after dammit #but that's not gonna happen

[awesomejustgotawesome]

JP6 was kind of weird. At first I was thinking while it's an okay film it's easily the worst JP film simply because, aside from maybe a couple tiny moments with dinosaurs, nothing about it feels like a Jurassic Park film. Like the 4th & 5th films feel like they belong, but this one felt so out of place. The first half of this film just had that typical modern blockbuster feel to it, and not the tone that's unique to JP. It got a bit better once they were all at the facility place but still none of it felt like it belonged.

But then after thinking about it for a tiny bit, it's also because damn that story was truly garbage. Like, aside from the 3rd film, each one builds off the other and continues the story/aftermath of the previous one. But this one just jumps to something new for literally no reason. Like instead of fully continuing the story of the dinosaurs all of a sudden there's this new evil corporation doing stuff with locasts. Like fuck off. What does that have to do with anything.

I feel like this film completely throws away all themes the previous ones had and built up to just do that. Like even the whole military storyline the new films introduced is just absent from here, why couldn't that have been the story? Like aside from the characters which were completely fine, this film's writing was just really crappy.

But it turns out the person that wrote it with Colin, who already isn’t great, is a writer whose only other film is Pacific Rim: Uprising. Which is one of the worst movies to ever exist. So, yeah there’s the reason hahah. It’s a real shame this film will make money and therefore someone else might hire this writer, and Colin, again.

Speaking of characters though, I did like Owen and Claire being Maisie's parents, honestly the only time I've found them interesting. They’re still mostly boring characters with zero chemistry, but it’s slightly better. And when all the characters meet up it just felt awkward, interesting characters interacting with meh characters lol. But yeah the original actors were really good together, it was nice to see that.

Also really funny little thing but I forgot what Dodgson’s first name was and so the whole film I assumed this was a relative of his, like a brother, because he looks nothing like him. But it’s the same character. And I was then curious why they couldn’t get the original actor and it turns out he’s in prison. But then the question is, why not just make this character Dodgson’s brother? Like just based on the actor I assumed it was that anyway. It feels like such an obvious decision to make but it’s no surprise they didn’t. Or just have a new character, because come on, nobody cares that they have Dodgson here.

Reminds me of Godzilla vs Kong, how the one character was Serizawa‘s son, but it wasn’t noticable and I honestly didn’t realize until seeing the name on wikipedia afterwards, and he had almost no impact on the story or anything before dying meaning he could have been replaced with anyone and had no reason to be related to Serizawa. That still annoys me hahah.

But yeah this was pretty bad. That entire locust storyline was so freaking pointless and had absolutely no reason for being. Like if it was them just continuing the military program or something, that’s reason enough for the original characters to get involved and protect the dinosaurs. Or maybe if BioSyn was built up over the past two films it would have made more of an impact, like this was their plan all along. But it just comes out of fucking nowhere. It’s SW9 all over again. And on top of that this film lacked everything that made the others feel like a JP film. Instead of making it about the dinosaurs, like all the other films in the film series about dinosaurs did, it just tells a new story about an evil company making locusts. The 5th film sets up an ending quite well, and they just ignore it almost completely to do that. For what reason?

Like it starts with dinosaurs being around the world, then the dinosaurs are only there to be dinosaurs attacking them, then it ends with the dinosaurs being around the world. Fucking what. Just how this film’s story wasn’t about dinosaurs is so baffling. How do you mess that up? How do you make a dinosaur movie not be about dinosaurs? How?

It’s a shame but at least it wasn’t as bad a sequel as it could have been (like PR: Uprising haha). But gods does it come very close. Honestly the characters, the original three at least, save it from being that bad. They’re still interesting enough even when placed in a terrible story. But it barely felt like an ending to the series because they decided not to finish a lot of the story told over the past 5 films so they could tell a random new one.

I had no hope it would be as good as the first two, but I thought it would at least be as good as the newer two. Just baffling.

#matt babbles #jurassic world dominion #maybe on a second viewing I’ll feel differently about somethings #which often happens #but yeah this was bad #I would hope the writers of this film never write another movie but that’s not gonna happen #hopefully they never write a film in a film series I love again at least hahah #but that's not gonna happen

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[hellspawnmotel]

manifesting

#pokemon #pokemon legends za #plza #lza #trainer serena #volo #art tag #do i actually think this is gonna happen: no #but it would be so so funny

[dapperbasil]

Nothing like waking up to your ghoul silencing your phone calls every 10 seconds before telling you the beautiful animal you connected with the night before got brutally murdered.

This definitely isnt gonna fuck Tammy up more mentally yeah sure

#portland by night #she needs to be held #and told its okay #but that's not gonna happen

[mylittleredgirl]

that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live

#that just happened to me in real time btw #they should maybe also consider a warning tone #unfollow that tag and log off right now or that's it for you. no going back. you're gonna name a pet after this one someday #i headcanon'd too close to the sun #containment breach

[thisiswhereikeepmyseratonin]

People keep saying that the TARDIS shouldn’t have malfunctioned just from a cup of coffee but I have two theories

• The TARDIS heard that her darling newly regenerated little time Lord wasn’t going to get a cool adventure with his bestie and engineered an excuse so that he could

• The TARDIS having newly refurbished herself had coffee thrown at her nice new circuits and decided to throw a bitch fit

Look the TARDIS is the longest running female character in doctor who, has proven to be sentient, and regularly takes the Doctor to places she thinks he’d like without warning. It had to be her right?

#the doctor is the tardis’s poor little meow meow #people forget she’s alive and a petty bitch #you think she would’ve put in a coffee maker if she didn’t know what was gonna happen #she can see the future she knew what was up #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #tenth doctor #donna noble #dw spoilers #the tardis

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

#i'd have like. five. which isn't a lot but IT KEEPS HAPPENING #stranger things #platonic stobin #steddie #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #here we go again boys #i've had this floating in my head for a Minute and i was like #nah i'm not gonna do it #maybe i'll anonymously write a fic #but no we're mombin posting on main #i think on twt we agreed it's a 'what's the worst that could happen' situation #platonic co parents can be so so so personal #also i have One more stobin wip and then bg3 again i swear #when i have a baby i Will be putting my giant black wings on beforehand #they have to know what kind of family they're coming into #cw pregnancy

[valeriapryanikova]

This season, on Hermitcraft...

(speedpaint)

#i never ask for reblogs But this is a special occasion so pretty please reblog reblog reblog! thank you ^_^ #hermitcraft #rendog #vintagebeef #tangotek #i'm not tagging everyone :0 those three get tags bc they were the more important ones lore-wise this season #i'm tempted to also tag grian scar and mumbo for the Exposure but i'm not gonna #edit: changed my mind i'm tagging them i have no shame #grian #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #mcyt #fanart #special shoutout to hc recap bc i watched all of the recaps for s9 and took a Bunch of notes to figure out what and how to draw for this #(and i still didn't manage to draw everything i wanted to bc of just sheer amount of stuff that happened this season lol)

[strangleetomz]

if this post gets like. idk 5k notes ill clean my nasty ass depression room 🙏🙏

#not gonna happen😈 #strangleetomz #tom you idiot no one cares #motivating myself #?? #mental health #depression room

[xxlumos]

*smooch*

#can't keep this any longer away from you #brainrot was brainrotting that day #I genuinely don't remember drawing this it just happened #just a sketch but maybe someday im gonna clean that up huehue #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #gos2 #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #fanart #good omens fanart #myart #csp #digital art #illustration #fun fact: I was listening to Hozier while drawing this #GO LISTEN TO DE SELBY (Part 1) NOW ‼

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Part 4 and End of Alastor's bad day Alastor survived his fake date and will probably (not) think twice in the future before trying to one-up Lucifer on unknown projects. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #radiostatic #kinda ? #charlie morningstar #charlie hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #vaggie #my art #and we will never know what else happened on that fake date #except that Vox is still alive after it which is a miracle #also yes I do have the full color HD version of the photo #still haven't decided if I'm gonna do something with that #it's just my desktop background for now #fun fact their poses in the photo was greatly inspired by the “cock shame”/“pussy facing the world” meme