#Barty brain rot

[mochafrappiccinolatte]

Headcannon that Barty found out Pandora was dead from Luna at Hogwarts.

When you think about it, there’s no way Barty Crouch Sr. would’ve kept Barty apprised of current events. Barty also wouldn’t have asked about her for fear of drawing attention to Dora. After all, he, Evan and Reg worked so hard to get her out and protect her.

I imagine the conversation went like this:

“A Guide to Nargles, Wrackspurts, and Gulping Plimpies? A great book, Ms. Lovegood, very informative.” He said with uncharacteristic fondness.

“It’s quite fascinating really, Professor Moody. My mother always used to hunt nargles. She used to say you needed to be able to stop infestations before the had a chance to root.”

Used to

USED TO

U

S

E

D

T

O

Used to

“Used to, Ms. Lovegood?” He croaks, “Your mother not searching for mythical creatures in her old age?” He hopes, beyond hope, he hopes, she can’t be gone Dora can’t be -

“My mother’s dead, Professor. She died…”

The rest is drowned out by the static in Barty’s mind.

No. No. NO. Pandora can’t be gone. Not Evan’s sister. Not their Dora. They worked so hard to get her out. He failed her. He couldn’t protect her. He couldn’t protect any of them. Reg, Cas, Ev, Dora. They all died. And he was here. He failed them.

#Barty spiraled from crazy to crazier #you can say he was a death eater idc he’s my bbg #Barty needs a hug #Barty deserved better #Barty brain rot #rosekiller my loves #why is the marauders fandom always sad #marauders #marauders era #Rosekiller #evan rosier #evan x barty #barty crouch jr #regulus arcturus black

[thatcoolguyeli]

evan constantly having cold hands and winding barty up by making his shiver when he touches him

#i have bad brain rot atm #rosekiller #barty crouch jr #evan rosier

[crimsonlovebartylus]

Regulus, who Barty thinks hates him healing his cut in the locker room after another hockey opponent punched him during the game.

Barty: why are you helping little prince?

Regulus: because if anyone should punch you, it's me. don't call me that, Crouch before I spill alcohol on your cut.

Barty: who knew that figure skaters had aggression.

Regulus: who knew hockey players were such little bitches when punched.

Barty: he deserved it, he shouldn't have said anything about yo-.. *clears his throat* anything about uh the slytherins.

#regulus black #barty crouch jr #bartylus #the marauders #im currently brain rotting about figure skater regulus and hockey player barty again #starkiller #marauders #harry potter #JESUSSHDKKDDKD

[sugarsnappeases]

just had this thought of lily as a lit student volunteering at her local library and barty as this delinquent being assigned to do community service there. like she starts off with a bit of a ‘oh this poor criminal, i must save him’ mindset and then is constantly frustrated by barty as it’s clear that he just. doesn’t want to be saved. and he’ll deliberately mess up the book organisation systems and try to scam people by fining them when their books are nowhere near overdue so he can keep the money for himself. and lily is running around after him, huffing as she loudly puts the books back in their proper places, whacking him round the back of the head when she catches him trying to scam some old man. she’s screaming at him in the back room, leaning over him as he sits back unbothered on one of the chairs, shoving her finger in his face but he just grins and tries to bite it so she’s whacking him again and storming out bc he’s just SO infuriating. but then somehow he’s also going in depth with her about the motivations of iago in othello and whether the tragedy can be blamed entirely on him or if society itself plays a part in the plot’s development or animatedly discussing keats’ ode to a nightingale and the concept of negative capability and how it relates to the body. and she’s just completely fascinated by him, she wants to analyse him like one of the texts from her classes, she thinks she could write essay upon essay about his view of the world and the way his brain works and the tattoo she can always see just poking out of the top of his collar. and now she’s missing deadlines bc she wants to spend time w him, and laughing as he knocks over an entire bookshelf while trying to tell her about the book he’s just read, and really he doesn’t want to be saved but maybe he’s saving her instead…

#bartylily #i’ve been in the car for like seven hours now and my brain is ROTTING #it’s too dark to read my spanish poetry so my only real option is to just endlessly ponder these two #sorry about the long block of text btw but it had to be done #maybe i’ll write this properly one day… #picture me sighing and adding it to my long list of fic ideas #btw barty’s just like oooh smart sexy librarian!? mark me down as dtf #kara’s writing

[tadaxii-i]

I just mentioned in my previous posts' # queerplatonic bartylus and i feel like we have something going on right now.

Reg being both in a qpr with Barty and a romantic relationship with James

But Barty's also kinda qp with James

And he's dating Evan

So it's twisted rosestarchaserkiller

But B and R would have known each other for years

So they kinda developed a sort of unwavering and unthinking comfort with each other

Undressing around each other, sleeping in the same bed, taking showers together, you name it.

And I headcanon Barty to be a very aesthetic oriented arospec dude

So Reg would be so pretty and Barty would run with that

A mood, honestly

And R would just enjoy the company and affection of his lifelong friend

James can be a bit overwhelming sometimes?

He's sweet

Really sweet

Too sweet

And Regulus would enjoy the difference, the more rough and jagged edges of Barty's

And Barty, opposingly, would like the elegance of Reg compared to Evan's roughness

Evan's buff, but Reg is just a dainty guy

Itty bitty piss boy

So they'd all be complementary

I literally just came up with that but I feel like I'm gonna be able to talk for hours

Please ask me about them

I beg of you

Yeah that's all for today haha I'm completely normal about them.

Haha...

#I'm absolutely not normal about them #they make my brain rot in places #please please please #i can't do this #anyway haha #bartylus #queerplatonic bartylus #qpr #darksun #rosekiller #jegulus #starchaser #rosestarkillerchaser #marauders #regulus black #marauders headcanon #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #james potter #marauders era

[infinitewolfstarr]

Barty being in love with Regulus, they hook up and stuff but Regulus does not feel the same. Barty cries for the first time ever to Evan when Regulus calls things off, not knowing how Evan feels about him.

Eventually Evan meets someone, it doesn’t last but he forgets about Barty a bit and he’s happy. Meanwhile, Barty notices the lack of Evan, he hates Evan’s partner for taking Evan from him and he misses his best friend terribly. Slowly, the miss turns into want and then eventually a crush. After his rejection from Regulus, he refuses to mess around with another best friend so he ignores it.

By ignoring it though, the tension builds between them and they start bickering constantly. They are quite mean to each other, as Barty tries to hide his developing feelings and Evan fights back because he doesn’t take shit from anyone. Regulus sits at the sidelines, watching them in amusement because they’re both just so thick.

One day during the war, it finally happens. Emotions are high because Regulus is presumed dead and confessions come tumbling out of their mouths. They don’t get long together because a few weeks later, Evan is killed. It’s the worst pain Barty has ever felt and he starts to lose his mind.

Happy Valentine’s Day 🥰

#rosekiller headcanon #Rosekiller #Rosekiller brain rot #slytherin skittles #evan x barty #barty x evan #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior

[thebibutterflyao3]

While minorly editing one of my favourite published fics, The Catfish & The King, I came across my response to a comment about Barty and giggled like a fool.

“He’s here, he’s queer, and making it everyone’s problem.”

#I stand by that #he’s barely even in this fic and still rotting my brain #fic: the catfish & the king #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior

[risetherivermoon]

i need more barty crouch jr in a skirt/dress, thats all im saying,

#look im a men lover and barty makes the brain rot fester #marauders #marauders era #harry potter #hp #dead gay wizards #barty crouch jr #bartemius crouch junior #me rambling #me back on my bullshit #the love and absolute hatred of my life barty crouch jr everyone #sock doing men loving? on this tumblr page? noooo #these tags are getting more and more chaotic #anyways goodbye idiots (with love)

[capay9267]

Home

So, this got like really long. This is more one-shot than microfic but oh well.

Prompt by: @myfavcharacterdidntdrown

I held the box in my hands.

It was a Christmas present.

I had learned that Christmas wasn’t special.

It’s probably just a dress you’ll be forced to wear. That little voice in my head told me. 

Christmas is just an excuse for Mother and Father to smother you in everything feminine they can find. It told me as I held the box.

It was a flat cardboard box—one of the ones that usually holds clothes.

It’s a dre- The little voice in my head was cut off by Mrs. Potter’s sweet voice.

“You’re holding it upside down, sweetheart,” She always called me a combination of pet names.

She called all of us pet names.

Me, Siri, Remus, Peter, James… Hell, even Barty and Evan.

At first, it made me uncomfortable but now I feel this warmth bubble in my chest when she says them. 

I looked at her confused as I flipped the box over… then gasped.

“Regulus” was written across the box in Mrs. Potter’s fancy script.

Regulus.

Regulus was written across the box.

Regulus.

Not Revati.

Regulus.

My name was written across the box in Mrs. Potter’s fancy script.

The little voice disappeared as I carefully cut the tape with my fingernail and pulled open the box.

I pulled away the tissue paper and was met with… a… sports bra?

Wait-

That’s not-

Is it-

I must have looked shocked because James moved from the floor to sit on the couch beside me and rubbed my back.

“Is it…” I let my voice trail off as I looked from James to Siri and finally to Mrs. Potter.

“It’s a binder, love,” Mrs. Potter says as I carefully pick up the fabric as if it would disappear.

“Go try it on!” Siri said, excitement lacing his tone.

I stood up and walked upstairs with the fabric in hand.

After I put it on I looked at myself in the mirror. 

I picked up the shirt that I had been wearing before setting it back down. 

I picked up the sweater that Mrs. Potter had made me instead. 

It was green with a silver “R” across the front. 

It was slightly tighter than I usually wore but I found that it wasn’t uncomfortable like I thought it would be.

I turned to the side and ran my hands over my now flat chest.

It was incredible.

Tears filled my eyes as James, Evan, and Barty entered the room.

I opened my mouth to speak but couldn’t find the words.

“I know, darling,” James said as he walked over to me.

He wrapped his arms around me and hugged me tightly. Barty and Evan joined and I was surrounded by the warmth and love of my boyfriends.

This.

This is what home feels like.

#marauders #fanfiction #writing #writers on tumblr #fanfic #harry potter #i'm on a rosestarkillerchaser brain rot rn #rosestarkillerchaser #trans ftm #transgender #trans regulus #trans reggie #trans james potter #harry potter marauders #regulus black x barty crouch jr. x james potter x evan rosier #james potter #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier

[divkazkdovikde]

having thoughts about barty crouch jr

like what do you mean he escaped from azkaban thanks to his mother who took his place??

just to be then imperio’d by his father???

he basically spent most of his life in prison. you know, metaphorically speaking… (screaming crying throwing myself against the wall)

also on the other note: the fact that barty and james both had an ivisibility cloak???

not to mention the fact that he was obviously very fucking smart??? (the whole gof being the evidence of that) of course he was a fucking ravenclaw, his brains mate, his fucking brains

always kinda cackling about the way he basically went: yeah i’d like for you to die but mate my boss wants to kill you himself so i refuse to let you die before that so yes i will help you to get through murdeous tournament at all fucking costs alright just take it ask no questions trust me dude i know what i am doing

and then screaming crying throwing up because he survived all his friends. all of them. regulus, evan, dorcas, pandora. (he lost pandora and dorcas first, when they went the different way, after losing reg there was no more hope for him, but losing his evan made him lose his mind, made him the mad man)

(barty finally understood why dorcas went mad, basically all achilles, after marlene died. he finally understood the pain dorcas felt, when evan died in his arms. and you know how it goes, going mad with pain. he finally understood why dorcas laughed, when she took down no small number of death eaters in her madness, before voldemort finally stopped her. he understood it, when he tortured alice and frank, ones of those responsible for evan’s death, and he laughed too, madly, finally tasting the sweetnest of revenge. and at those moments he allowed himself for a moment to miss his former friend, to mourn her. and he let himself taste the bitter memory of her, of them, of who they used to be, of who they never got to be. just for a moment. and it was dorcas who he thought of in his last moments, when he finally understood the relief, she must have felt, as she was finally going to join the love of her life and above. and he died with the same little content smile as he thought of the girl who was once his friend, who went mad over her lovers’ death, whose doom was so similar to his, yet not really. he thought of dorcas and marlene when he finally reunited with evan in the afterlife. and in the afterlife, finally free, finally happy, finally not in pain, he hoped that in their next life, the doom would be fate instead.)

alright this escalated quickly, that was not the plan but eh, anyway, i’ll leave it there.

so yeah. barty crouch jr. want him in my pocket. he’s my bbgirl an i’m starting to go absolutely feral over him. hopefully i’ll be able to stop that train before it crashes, and there will be no faith for me anymore. (hehe delulu is the solulu)(i’m a lost cause already, who am i kidding)

also absolutely convinced he and sirius talked shit in azkaban. they were absolutely the prison buddies.

anyway barty. crouch… junior. (fr mr igor karkaroff had no business to say his name like that in the bloody movie) my mad crazy felon. i love him your honor.

#i should definitely be asleep btw #brain rot #finally is my favourite word if you hawent noticed #jesus christ that’s embarrassing #barty crouch jr #dead gay wizards #marauders era #rosekiller #slitherin skittles #dorcas meadowes #dorlene #regulus black #pandora lovegood #pandora rosier #evan rosier #barty and dorcas #sirius black #that one barty’s edit #barty crouch junior

[bellaxisworld]

Hi bellaaa im here to present to you my blasphemous thought of the day:

Evan is a serial killer and Barty is trying to be one of his victims but Ev is not budging, like barty found him out and started helping him with the murders while trying to goad him into killing him and devouring him fully to him the thought of being eaten up like that is intoxicating atp

Ty for coming to my ted talk

HI JAMIE TY FOR THIS

you are ONTO SOMETHING because barty wants so badly to be a part of evan's legacy, he wants his name to be immortalized and attached to evan's name forever. he thinks there is something so divine and holy about evan being his end. but evan is having none of it. he's constantly infuriated by barty but there's enthusiasm in it too, because barty is the first one in so long that evan really felt something for. usually only the dead can make him feel something but barty - barty's alive and breathing and he's so perplexed by him, by how he makes evan feel so much. and evan wants desperately to dig into barty, to feel him under his weapon and hands, to pick him apart and find out what makes him tick. he might want to kill barty more than anyone he's ever met. but evan knows he needs barty alive far more than he wants him dead. evan knows barty brings curiosity and color back into his life, the first living person to make him smile in forever.

#jamie i need u to know they will live and rot in my head now and forever #this is too perfect #i love your brain #thank you for the blasphemy #jamie tag <3 #serial killer evan #rosekiller #bella answers #marauders #barty crouch jr #evan rosier

[mochafrappiccinolatte]

Barty and Evan would retire to Florida and own a minigolf course on an alligator farm and you can’t tell me I’m wrong.

#they are Florida man #Rosekiller #they’d push kids in a pond and tell them there are alligators in it #barty crouch jr #Evan rosier #Barty brain rot #marauders #barty crouch junior

[crimsonlovebartylus]

regulus knew two things, one that he likes evan and two that he likes barty. now the thing that he did not know was what the fuck was he going to do about it.

he couldn't just simply go up to evan or barty and shout, "HEY I LIKE YOU" without both of them glancing at him as if he grew a second head. they were a trio, of bestfriends, nothing more.

but that didn't stop regulus from analyzing, trying to see if there was hope that they like him back - but also he didn't want to only date one, he wanted to be with both of them.

while regulus had absolutely no intention of ever telling them his feelings. his stupid brother got him drunk, during a game of shot or dare.

"Evan, Barty, this might come as a shocker." Regulus slur.

Evan blinks, doe eyed, a beautiful flush on his skin. "What." he asks with a slur.

"Shhhhhh ev, reg is trying to tell us something" Barty chuckles drunkenly.

Regulus blinks slowly, just taking a moment to take both of the men in front of him and can't stop the smitten sigh that escaped his lips, he gesture between them. "I like you both, more than friends but I don't think I could only date one of you if either of you liked me back."

Evan mouth part open, glancing at Barty and at Regulus. "You like me-.. I mean us? i-.. actually, i also like you both.."

Regulus was convinced the alcohol had finally made him hallucinate.

"Today is my lucky day huh," Barty grins, wrapping an arm around them and pulling them close to him. "I also, really like you both and I couldn't choose between you two because.. you're both mine."

#rosestarkiller #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #idk what the fuck this is #it sounded cooler in my head #i'm brain rotting for them <3 #the marauders #harry potter #marauders #bartylus #rosekiller

[good-oldfashioned-lover]

Conan seriously wrote The King about RoseKiller and thought we won't find out 🤨

#rosekiller #conan gray #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #marauders fandom #slytherin skittles #conan gray × marauders brain rot

[orbitfalls]

the little mermaid but bartycissa

#having siren!narcissa brain rot today btw #now imagine prince!barty who does NOT care to rule a kingdom #there’s potential to be explored here guys i’m telling you

[bembembembis]

should I be catching up on my assignments, yes. But all i can think of is Rosekiller flower shop & tattoo/piercer shop au.

#its actually rotting my brain #barty owns the flower shop #evan and sirius work at the tattoo shop #Barty is so obsessed and in love and is frothing at the mouth when Evan is tattooing him #all i want to do is smoke and right this #im just a girl its not fair #rosekiller #em shitposting