The boyysssss the poookiiiessss the sunshinesss
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Evan Rosier is the type you randomly find next or behind you, appearing seemingly from nowhere, that every single time gives you the scare of your life.
Sirius, Peter and Mary (+ half of the school) even had a theory he was not real but only a hunted doll and they were actively trying to gather proves.
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Regulus happily: Good morning Professor!
Minerva concerned: Good morning Mr. Black...
Barty: Why are you so happy?
Evan: What happened?
Regulus offended: Am I not allowed to just be happy?
Pandora: Sirius fell down the stairs.
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Obsessed with the idea of Slytherin Skittles true crime podcast that is just them reading over real crimes and pointing out each of the criminal’s mistakes.
once, someone repeatedly sent them hate comments saying they could never do better causing Batshit Barty and the gang to go “Bet”
A week later, A newly freed child abuser who didn’t serve his time was found dead with the exact same MO they said in the latest episode of the podcast with none of the mistakes they pointed out.
No one could prove they did it yet everyone knew.
The podcast continued as usual.
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Evan: So why are you covered in blood again?
Barty: It wasn't my fault this time!
Evan: I seriously doubt that.
Barty: It wasn't!
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Need a marauders highschool au where they're all in a romeo and juliet play, and for some reason, Remus is casted as Romeo and Barty as Juliet (against both their wills). Not even shipping them I just wanna see that.
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☆ I want to have friends like them, it would be chaotic!!
Art by @sophithil
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Evan (done with bartys bs)- I want to wrap my hands around your throat, and choke you until the life in your eyes die down
Barty smirking- Kinky
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Luna loves doing her godfathers makeup.
It’s turns out horribly cute (Regulus loves it)
Show my pookie love 💗🥺
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Barty “Just because I’m not showing you love the way you want doesn’t mean I love you any less” Crouch Jr.
and
Evan “Just because you love me doesn’t mean I feel loved by you” Rosier
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Husband
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Barty: due tazze di caffè, per favore
Evan:
Barty: What?
Evan: Since when do you speak Italian?
Barty: My mom is Italian
Evan: Since when?
Barty:
Barty: Since her birth
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I think barty would have sex on his father’s grave just to spite him
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Barty: Can I have some drugs money?
Even: Dude, you know that shit is bad for you!
Barty: I know, I meant some money you made from drugs
Evan: Alright bet
*hands 50 dollars*
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