#BUT THIS WAS A MASSIVE SHOCK FOR ME

[sunlightfeeling]

ITS A COVER?!?!? …I MEAN “COVER”?! (since its technically still “his song” with SMAP -its a solo)

OMFG and here I kept thinking “damn…why didn’t they do a proper studio version of this, it feels like it could be so much heavier-sounding” idk why i thought this cuz the session is already super good

ANYWAY HE DELIVERS OMFG AHHHHHHHHHHHH

ALSO: HE MOANED at the end of the SMAP version!? Or someone, but like…it’s def him cuz who else would it be?? and it didnt sound like a generic sound effect that was just shoved in. but also this is just me getting my hopes because i really want it to be him…lmfao what a little shit but the timing was so brilliant 😭 like it can’t not be him because of the timing alone…it happens right when the music takes like a millisecond break, it’s fucking hilarious

I made the mistake of listening to this album while working. I was laughing so hard at Shingo’s and Nakai’s solos but then when I heard that, I knew I wasn’t getting any more work done 🥲

at least now i know to never listen to this album while driving, ridiculously dangerous…lol

They’re actually going to kill me one of these days. my chest still hurts…

#sorry that im like freaking the fuck out over a song #also sorry for talking about his/their music so y’all aren’t even gonna know wtf im on about #i know the accessibility is utter dog-water :( #if you are interested….drop me a dm or something…i might be able to help y’all #BUT THIS WAS A MASSIVE SHOCK FOR ME #and when i tell you that my jaw dropped #IT FELL TO THE FUCKING FLOOR #THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVES ON GWTF IM SO FUCKING HAPPY #I think that I prefer the session actually because the harmonica…holy fuck he is so… #ugh this is awful…need to find more reasons to put on the ‘dislike’ list #getting too unbalanced for my tastes lol #my brain is a fucking shitshow #A HAPPY ONE THIS TIME #can you tell i forgot to take my adderall…?

[journey-to-the-attic]

happy fnaf movie (uk) release day!

#art #obey me #it's 5am and i can't sleep but i managed to finish this in time so who's the real winner here #fnaf #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #jtta ik #fnaf saga #can you tell that i've developed a love for those big cartoony shock eyes since i first used them in the rpg comic #i feel like i've been drawing lucifer too much recently so i did contemplate using a different brother #but the scenario wasn't as funny with anyone else #in hindsight barbatos could've been funny but i'm not redrawing all that to put him in #i keep wanting to draw some cute dadcifer stuff but i feel like i ought to balance him out with some other characters first #luckily i have a Massive reserve of shitposts to apply them to #also i KEEP meaning to do more of those cat picture redraws but i keep not getting around to it

[ef-1]

A day after Daniel fucks over Yuki, you post a photo of yourself wearing enchante,, you're not slick

Skinny white girl like Ricciardo? Ground breaking lol

it's so tragic how you're just gonna have to die mad about it 💋

#it did give me the giggles though bc HOW DARE I WEAR MY OWN CLOTHES!!! SHOCK AND HORROR!!!! #sometimes tumblr gives me askfm scandal of catholic boarding school fame 😍 like there was this girl that used to live INSIDE my ass #she'd offer me gum and food and ask to plait my hair then we had a massive askfm bullying scandal where the school banned askfm #long story short she was saying the most HORRIFIC things about me bc psycho ig #anyway i have no doubt that you're ugly and a loser and your life is going nowhere fast and also if this was irl youd be meek as fuck #and never look me in the eye #log off and find some friend or a purpose or something. God speed!!!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

strained myself too hard trying not to cry last night and ended up with a horror-movie-level nosebleed. apparently that can Happen!

#it was a killer way to escape the conversation ngl #people are upsetting you? get a massive nosebleed and hide in the bathroom!!!! #i still need to scrub blood out of the tub #im shocked i didnt get any on my clothes! #i soaked through the rest of a toilet paper roll! there was still a Bit on there! #nose was like a faucet goddamn..... #for a moment i genuinely thought i had burst something Important and was going to have a Hospital Experience #nope! sure felt like it tho! #scribble salad #honestly in hindsight i made a funny picture #huddled in the bathtub spilling blood everywhere while i tried not to hyperventilate. festivities! #its all or nothin with me i gotta admit it #im either stone faced or bleeding everywhere No Inbetween #and dont. dont ask me about it lmao im not gonna answer! personal stuff and all that <3 #the context of vent posts are between me. and me. My business to handle <3

[why-bless-your-heart]

I genuinely think “The Trouble With Tribbles” is my favorite foray into sci-fi in the history of the genre. It’s got:

Political intrigue

Bureaucracy

Humor

Mystery plot

Working stiffs

Agriculture

An absolutely awful pun

#it’s such a great intersection of this massive conflict between empires #and the tiny interpersonal conflicts #the tribbles genuinely threaten the course of an entire planet! but they also eat Kirk’s chicken sandwich! #there are countries - planets - systems teetering on the brink of war #and there’s an engineer about to start a fight over his ship being called names #I love it I love it so much and I was absolutely shocked when my dad informed me it is (or was) actually one of the more derided episodes

[vriskira]

never ask a hokuto hidaka fan what happened on 4/26/24

#ensemble stars #enstars #enstars fanart #hokuto hidaka #あんスタ #evil ringing phone is a banger and i havent been able to stop listening to it since its release #massive win for the hokuto hidaka community #im still shocked he got a 5 star already.... #also i hate backgrounds can u tell LOL #thats enough yappin outta me now :3

[aspd-culture]

ASPD culture is getting surprised when you see that people actually find it agonising to write angst. Like wdym you don't laugh when you find out that people actually cry over what you write? Wdym you don't go twirl tralala when you see that your angst is really effective at ripping people's hearts out?

aspd-culture is

#this was a massive shock to me when I found this out #I love my characters and I love torturing them #It gives them personality #aspd-culture-is #aspd culture is #aspd culture #actually aspd #aspd #aspd awareness #actually antisocial #antisocial personality disorder #aspd traits #anons welcome

[mcyt-discourse]

I also feel like at the end of the day it’s none of our business

these content creators don’t owe us any explanation of their personal life

it is also okay to not have an opinion on this,, wanting to get more information or waiting for more responses from other CCs is totally valid

#wilbur soot #shubble #even if you are a long time fan of wilbur #it can be shocking #it took me a couple of hours to realize his massive mistakes and understand the bigger picture

[cupcakesinfedoras]

see the thing about the walrus, for me, is part of the shock value is that now I have to deal with this walrus

if a fairy shows up at my door, yeah it would be shocking to realize fairies exist, but presumably it’s sentient and can tell me what it wants

but with a walrus not only do I have the mental gymnastics of “how the hell did a walrus get to my house and knock on my door” but also “now I am responsible for this walrus”

#immediately my mind is racing with who do I call in this situation and how do I keep the walrus in sight while ensuring both our safeties #all that’s wrapped up in the shock value for me #also if fairytales are to be believed that fairy could be extremely dangerous #BUT it probably won’t immediately attack me with large tusks or massive blubbery body #so the walrus is a much more imminent threat #file this one under tumblr memes I have thought about for much too long #cupcakes needs a personal tag

[set-phasers-to-whump]

remember how i found you there, alone in your electric chair?

prompt: shock

whumpee: illya kuryakin

fandom: the man from uncle

hi! title for this one is from billy joel's you may be right, bc i simply couldn't resist lmao. hope you like it :)

It’s horribly familiar, except this time it’s Illya instead of him. He doesn’t know whether that makes it better or worse.

He’s tied to a chair, arms wrenched behind his back, and his jacket is gone and his shirt is torn and there’s a bruise beneath his eye and dried blood streaked beneath his nose. His feet are bare and stuck into a trough of water, and he’s shaking, fine tremors running through his body. 

It’s eerie. They’re in a different country, on a totally different mission, but suddenly Napoleon is back with Rudi in his torture chamber. 

Except it’s Illya in there, not him. 

He pushes the door open, gun out, but there���s no one to shoot. Only his partner, whose eyes go wide when he looks up and finds Napoleon staring at him. 

Napoleon approaches him, and Illya whispers, “stop.”

He stops. “What?”

“It -”

And suddenly Illya’s body tenses up, then starts shaking much more than it had been before. Napoleon hears a familiar buzzing noise. 

Shit.

He can’t do anything about it. Not when there’s electricity flowing. He has to wait. Has to stand there and watch as his partner is electrocuted.

A few seconds pass, and the noise abates. Illya’s body jerks one more time, and then he sort of relaxes, panting heavily. 

Napoleon wastes no time. He pulls his wire cutters from his kit and rounds the chair. Wires criss-cross each other on the back, and he cuts through several of them indiscriminately. Nothing happens. 

It has to have worked, he knows. But he still tenses up, anticipating a shock, when he touches Illya for the first time. 

Illya flinches a bit, and that is all. Napoleon breathes a sigh of relief, then quickly unties his hands and feet. The ropes have left scrapes on his skin, and Napoleon can clearly see how hard he must have fought. 

Illya stands up the second Napoleon frees him, but almost immediately sinks back down. He’s still trembling. He breathes deeply, hands on his knees. 

Napoleon waits. He remembers how he felt, after. But they can’t afford to stay here for long. At some point, someone is bound to come check in on their torture victim. 

Illya sits there for a second or two more, then stands again. Napoleon offers his arm for support, and Illya grabs it tightly, nearly stumbling already. 

“Are you alright?” Napoleon asks quietly. “Relatively speaking, I mean.”

Illya nods. 

“You can walk?”

Another nod. 

Illya can, in fact, walk, despite his recent electric shock, despite his missing shoes. Not as quickly as normal, and with a good deal more clinging to Napoleon’s arm, but they manage.

Miraculously, they run into only a single guard on their way out. Napoleon dispatches him quickly, effortlessly. 

And then they’re outside. They make it to the tree line, to cover, and Illya drops to a knee. 

“Just a second,” he says, when Napoleon also takes a knee and looks at him worriedly. “I am okay.” He hasn’t yet stopped shaking, though the tremors are less violent, less frequent. 

They rest for a little while, relatively safe and hidden behind the trees. When Illya gets back to his feet, he’s a little steadier, and Napoleon simply keeps a hand on his shoulder to support him, if needed. 

They make it to their car. Illya sinks into the passenger seat and Napoleon switches on the radio and they both relax, just a bit. 

Napoleon hums along to a song he doesn’t know the words to as they drive closer and closer to their safe house, and when he glances over at his partner, visibly exhausted and occasionally shaking, he swears that despite this, there’s the slightest hint of a smile on his face.

thanks for reading!!! love u all <3

#whumptober2023 #no.4 #shock #the man from uncle #fic #illya kuryakin #electrocuted #tied up #my writing #i say things #i've been wanting to use that title for a tmfu fic Forever bc. how can i not. #anyway me trivia i am a massive billy joel fan #also this might be the least italics i have ever used in a fic btw. only one.

[smileandasong]

can't stop thinking about the exchange i had the other day where my coworker indirectly accused me of being a bad feminist because i dont like t*ylor sw*ft and "women need to support women" like.........like.........LIKE..........

#for context yes she is cishet which im sure will shock none of you #nothing but love to all of my normal sw*ftie homies yall are great #but this is precisely the energy why i absolutely cannot #and because yknow i just dont care for her music??? guess that makes me a massive misogynist #you heard it here first folks i actually hate women #anyway hi long time no text post fdsxfdssa i just need to scream about this #and tumblr is the only platform i feel safe doing that #anywhere else i go bitches will be like 'yes that is misogynstic of you :/' u queer she/they #smile.txt

[megabuild]

take my totally unbiased wip crops

#mine #wip #BDOUB TITS! [massive shock wave emits from around me]

[munadyke]

i SAID do you KNOW THIS SONG!!!?!?

#sorry. #listening to about u for her anniversary #this song makes me go crazy every time #also i remember watching a review of this album one time and this girl was saying that around u was like the weakest lyrically on the album #........i was in shock #anyway SOMETHING MASSIVE HAPPENED HERE‼️ #muna #Spotify

[demigod-of-the-agni]

“The fallen angel becomes a malignant devil. Yet even that enemy of God and man had friends and associates in his desolation; I am alone.”

unofficial cover art for my Frankenstein-inspired Spider-Man fic

#omg mcu peter parker artwork?????? made by me?????????? shocking #i was struck with The Vibes tonight (24hr headache and muscles cramps and uncooperative body) #also hello New Art Style Number 54!!! #losing it. my dumb ass couldn't do line-free art for years and SUDDENLY WE'VE GONE LINEART-FREE IN A MATTER OF HOURS #also halftones my beloved #you can really tell i half-assed the anatomy. i was trying to draw those muscles and bones from memory but alas #the ribs are really fucked up lmao. also the manubrium. it's fucking massive. literally screaming #pectoralis major and deltoids and sternocleidomastoids aren't actually that bad... it's just that i gave up on giving them texture lol #oh god i forgot the hoodie strings 😭 my boy i'm so sorry!!! pretend he has hoodie strings. i am not bothered to go back and add them #god. ugh. i should realllllyyyy finish writing the current chapter. i miss you mary shelley appreciation fic #i need to entertain myself with my own fics to get myself to write lmao #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #spider man fanart #mcu peter parker #ben reilly #<- tagging him solely for the shits and giggles >:))) #artoftheagni #myart

[invinciblerodent]

Having a single moment of realization that the common denominator for literally ALL your characters (not only the MAIN ones who are just... queer and have a visceral need to be useful and therefore surely also liked) is that they all struggle to figure out who exactly they are after some non-canon event made them realize that what they previously thought to be their identity was merely a restrictive illusion imposed upon them from an outside source... really hits different a few minutes before midnight.

Like at this point I'm unsure if that's just a common narrative theme for any character, or if I should go back to therapy asap.

#personal #seriously. Arvid is no longer just a priest or soldier. #which kind of fucks him up because he never THOUGHT he could be anything else #Iona is struggling with her whole life getting upended. #Ray is fundamentally shaken in all his beliefs. #Leena is widowed; she struggles with that- Harwen is dealing with a massive culture shock and how he doesn't really feel dalish anymore #Adela is literally the best adjusted and she was actually just a straight-up criminal #and the only one of these that was written FOR me was Arie no longer being in Orzammar or a princess #and needing to figure THAT out for herself somehow #they didn't technically NEED to need therapy #yet here we are #nobody MADE me do any of this #(side note I want to either draw or commission like... a dwarf gang and an elf gang) #(Arie Arvid and Vogar for the dwarves) #(and Leena Harwen and Iona for the elves)

[108garys]

Petty ✨

@kassiekolchek22 @delurkr @badideaart @abigails-batpack @ctrvpani @myscprin @mistmoose @dpislife @tatjana-fantasy

The first time Taylor dyed her hair in 2013 she was 15, obsessed with Hayley Williams/paramour and her auntie Michelle was getting revenge✨

Michelle Morello has the same model as Taylor and seems like she'd give her niece a trendy haircut/colour over some petty sibling dispute with Taylor's Dad 😂

I do have these connections sorted out but it's a bit much to put it here now(yes this does mean Taylor is also Natalie and Bethany's cousin)

at anyrate Taylor has had her hair coloured since

#The devil in me #Little hope #little hope taylor #Michelle Morello #The dark pictures anthology #Super massive family tree #I can never remember if I tagged everyone but it is a little funny having an army of people tagged for my quick scribbles #Scribblings #Taylor is shaking with excitement and her dad's about to die from shock 😂